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  • I want this comic for my cubicle XD

  • as a Tall guy... I REALLY wanna know where to hire that Cube Farmer.

  • I'm on the fast track to a larger container with a door XD

  • So THAT'S how it works...

    Damn it! I knew I should've eaten my veggies as a kid!

  • For some reason I can NEVER find the cartoon version of this D:

  • The weed part feels as if there is symbolism in it.

  • Wyrwałem chwasta ;-)

  • its how dilbert acts like he is a plant after the weed is dead

  • WEED. *Whack* Got it. :)

  • I've noticed that tall people always become the supervisors and managers at my work too. Strange.

  • dont bother pushing 1

  • 6 people like weed ;)

  • it would have sucked it he missed and hit dilbert....still funny tho XD

  • In the comic strip version of the first one, the "farmer" was silent and Dilbert was the one who spoke aloud.

  • does anyone notice the cube farmer? or they just dont care, its like stewie from family guy

  • I do believe that the Cube Farmer is infact the true CEO of the company... It is just like how Phil was in Night Court...

  • haha! yes! im 6'5"!

  • LOL "weed *Smack* got it!"

  • 6 people thought this was an instructional video on how to grow weed secretly in their cubicle

  • Hahaha, it makes perfect sense.

  • I'm a tall guy, I like.

  • watch this video and press 2.. enjoy.

  • 42 PHB's (AKA: Pointy Haired Boses) didn't like the weed video.

  • you see children, THIS is why you never bring weed to work.

  • Thumbs up if you'd get an office with that cube farmer :P

  • that first movie made no sense cuz that thing has to split his head in this way 

  • @DasterTheStalker you know a weed takes life out of the orignal plant takes away sun,water and more stuff but if you take the weed there will be more sunlight and water for the other plant.

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the THUMP is makes this clip

  • WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • My cube farmer is way behind on his weed cutting. !!!

  • weed clunk "got it" lmao that was classic

    

  • "Weed" *Bang* "Got it" xD

  • weed thump

  • LOL WEED *Whack*

  • LOL!!!!!

  • What happens when it's time for the harvest?

  • people get fired

    lol

  • anything that involves the the Pointy Hair'd boss getting hit or injured in any way makes anything funny

  • lol best one so far

  • LOL @ 0:11

  • Funniest Dilbert  moment I've seen i a while 0:08

  • If 0:08 was the funniest Dilbert you've seen in a while then Dilbert must be pretty fucking unfunny.

  • Okay I'll stick to my Mock the Week comedy or something. ;P

  • weed... lol

  • Nice weed whackin!

  • lol, best farmer around.

  • weed. WACK

  • "Weed...." *WHAP* I lol'd

  • "Weed...."

  • If only every office had a cube farmer.

  • @brainiac256 this farmer is my hero <3

  • 0:46 look at the way wally is drinking, the coffee would spill

  • it's supposed to be funny

  • obviously you dont have the intelligence to comprehend the joke and irony of the situation.

    if you leave a hateful reply it'll just prove my point

  • Where can I hire that cube farmer?

  • 1-800-cub-farm

  • That's for farming cubs! I have all the bears I need.

  • fine.... 1-800-927-cbe-farm

  • @RadarKat73080 In your moms bed

  • @TF2Medic2 Dickhead!

  • @RadarKat73080 Maybe at Dilbert's office! XD

  • @ncliffordjr There's two or three people who need a good hoe to the head!

  • @RadarKat73080 I'd like to apply for the cube farmer position, I don't have a hoe but I am very good with a melon baller.

  • @DEATHBYFLYINGCDS Can you hit the boss?

  • @RadarKat73080 Eh no, but I can scoop out his eyes and other ball shape portions of his body.

  • @DEATHBYFLYINGCDS I'm looking for someone who can bean him at a distance.

  • @RadarKat73080 (not sure what you mean by bean him) Hmm hold on *uses my time machine to go back in time, and returns* um, I managed to get this odd ancient Egyptian hoe like tool, will that work?

  • @DEATHBYFLYINGCDS Cleopatra?

  • lol weed

  • So... that's how one goes about getting an office. Damn. Doesn't do me any good.

  • The boss in the first part reminds me of my sister. I like seeing him get hit because I can image doing that when she gets unnaturally annoying.

  • I still cant get enough of it.

  • love cube farming!!

  • weed.hahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahaha

  • I could use a farmer like him.

  • RoTFLMAO

  • weed...... got it.

  • XD outgrew his container.

  • never knew we were like plants!

  • seeing as these were previous strips that makes sense.

  • They are just generic office buildings. What are you doing watching Dilbert cartoons if you're so fucking dumb that any time you see two skyscrapers next to each other you have to tell everyone "TWIN TOWERS! TWIN TOWERS! OH MY GOD EVERYBODY IT'S THE TWIN TOWERS!"

    I think you might be happier watching Fox News or maybe High School Musical III.

  • Good point, especially with the Fox News. They can tell you anything, and people will believe it. And the biggest bull shit is, people behind the media like Fox blame everything on whatever sells; they're the biggest criminals ever.

  • *while laughing saying what the hell*

    Hilarious!!!!!!!

  • lol

  • weed...*clank* got it ROFL

  • weed...*clank* got it ROFL

  • I wish someone would weed-wack my teacher!

  • Got a $1,000?

  • no, but i got 5 dollars and a piece of string

  • lmao

    weed...bang...got it

  • weed got it

  • farmer whacked boss good

  • oid but asome

  • sigh, weeds. SMACK lol

  • suddenly theres more light... and i feel more nourished!

  • you know if there wasn't a play button that would've been helpful. thank you, captain obvious!!!

  • Blasfemer! You must be sent to the trolls of accounting!

  • lol

    theyre not human there so they must b trolls

  • blasphemer. dry humor isn't for everyone

  • I hope you rot in hell!

  • "weed" hilarious!

  • i dont like the voices :( but i love the comics!

  • funny

  • weed...*SMACK*....got him

    xD hilarious

  • I love the comic but it doesn't seem to translate well to video.

  • Hahahahaha.

  • yeah....dilbert.

  • Your comment isn't funny.

    RETARDED.

  • Man, I wish I was tall :(.

  • the first video i have ever seen of Dilbert and it was AWESOME!!!! this is going in my pwned playlist!! =D HQ looks awesome on this vid.

  • OWNED! AWESOME!

  • weed. WHAM!!!!

    dilbert is awesome

  • Cube farming FTW! ^_^

  • "weed" *WHAM*

    I laughed like hell.

  • XD yeah. im gonna do that to somebody

  • fantastic

  • the cube farming podcast are the best

  • hahaha always funny

  • lol

  • fantastic

  • funny

  • awesome

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