British Accents

[bleing1]

I love to kick the boll ovha the H! XD

[daisyderyn]

FAILING ON SCOUSER LAD.

[infectionofsystem]

the h is a conversion lol

[Hamodeyxs]

I fucking love British accent.

[emaoneluv]

he's so funny the way he moves around

[Hugak001]

The welsh ones a bit dodgy... Not all of us are from the valleys...

[theali515]

im scouse and that was perfect lad

[DrasticPromotions]

Poor effort kid. Massive fail on all accents. Why don't you cut your hair you massive ponse. Won't have to keep brushing it out your eyes like the big girl you are!

[eternaldescent08]

You're a crazy motherfucker.

[cielosmama]

Lmaoooooooo

[AlexanderBennn]

that was painful

[ryanandrewbrown1]

This made me proud to be Scottish :)

[MikuMikuDouga523]

There's no such thing as a British accent...

[cockshield]

Your Manchester accent is shite. In fact, non of them are great.

[marie95gold]

Im from yorkshire, my dad sounds exactly like you did. But I have the common queen accent -.- posh as fuck :L strange.......

[gamerguy263]

Yorkshire - You're Yorkshire speech (what you were actually saying) was okay but your accent was naff. Also keep in mind there is 4 parts of Yorkshire (North, East, South and West) and we all have slightly different accents. The South Yorkshire accent is actually really different compared to the rest.

[sueperone]

Sorry mate your accents are a bit pants

[Ilovewilllys]

All of those accents were canny shite mate

[sean710anz]

i think he spoke in Russian accent lol

[italiangrl4eva]

i'm american and they all sound the same to me...

[megaramma08]

say vitamins

[nikkisixx689]

Lol there are so many clueless people commenting on this ><

[LarryFlames]

Good effort! Keep going!

[bbycakesisdaboom]

You sounded Irish&Australian bro. -__-

[Aleon38]

this is fucking shite mate you should be ashamed of this

[chillsam123456]

mate u fail? im from manchester i dont shoot ppl or take pills. stfu or speak like that.

[MrOttis1996]

that was terrible sorry

[InvisibleEyed]

well that cheered me up.

[LoquaciousApe]

So basically everyone but the Queen and the highly educated Dawkins types sounds like a bum...

[micahguy]

lamo hahaha luvd this video

[psichomiko]

Somebody do an Alan Rickman, Dylan Moran or Ross Noble those are my favorite

[Suiton1]

The only accents in England are Queen English, BBC Documentary English, and Richard Dawkins English --everything else is just lies.

[Leviathan7872]

welsh accent sounds indian xD

[hannzbabey]

not being funny, but i'm from manchester, i don't speak like that, i've not shot anyone or took pills? so, stop being so stereotypical..

[SenorKristobbalVLog]

@hannzbabey you're right that wasn't funny

[omgdiddle]

@SenorKristobbalVLog i think it was xD fucking amazing

[wizardmeditation]

@hannzbabey i totally agree with you he didnt speak one english accent in that video i think maybe theyre americans cause both of them i could sense alot of american in thier voice, just taking you under my wing senor

youre gonna possibly get your ass kicked by someone for posting this and the girls possibly gonna be bitch slapped and someones possibly going to urinate and defecate and vomit and relieve themselves in some cider and make you both drink it.

[nikkisixx689]

@wizardmeditation does no one realise that this vid is supposed to be a joke???

[nikkisixx689]

@hannzbabey it's a joke mate, he's not actually saying that everyone is a stereotype, so chill out already :)

[Wh3tst0nE]

fuck off. you shot me mum!

[gagaandcherylcolefan]

Manc was great. BTW there is more than 1 Scottish Accent.

1.Glasweigan

2.Edinburgh and its surroudings.

3.Aberdonian

4.Highlands

5.Orcadian

6.Sheltie

7.Hebride/gaelic

[360cbh]

@gagaandcherylcolefan It all sounds the same. 

[jonathanh95]

at 0"46 it sounded like you said "Ohh Knob 'ead!" :L

[SAB1991DP]

Claire looks REALLY familiar. Like, I'm damn sure I know her. I'm from Oxfordshire, so ya no :)

[sabeshhardy]

scouse :)

[herafan5]

LOL at the manchester one. BTW which of these accents does Kate MIddleton & Emma Watson have? :S

[shannonkellett14]

ima yorkshire lass and we dont talk like that LMAO

[pinksunflower100]

what's the high piched accent that pip pirrup from south park uses?

[SenorKristobbalVLog]

@pinksunflower100 Its a made up voice that no-one uses

[Charliie5196]

not all of wales sound like that.. tehres completly differnet accents in north and south just saying...

[AishaAldehyde]

"would u like a grey poupoun?, fuck u"

xD hilarious

go easy on me idk how to write poupoun xDD <3

[HereMason]

lol xD i was laughing

[GangreneVagina]

Your volume level is all over the place and it's pissing me off, mate! Get a new microphone, you wanker.

[PicadillyProductions]

since when do people from manchester sound like gary barlow...

[DannyRusnok]

crazy



[samyoupleb]

All the english accents were terribad but the welsh one, nailed it.-bristol accent was good too.

Im also scottish.

[LoubiiLUST]

sorry, you're birmingham accent is wrong :) common mistake, that's a black country accent (Dudley etc)

[lennexmarie]

i like the wales accent though..

[katherinejklo]

Hahahaha I loved it you made me laugh so much chris!

[iCharlie93]

Your cockney is awful mate xD

[28danicoimbra]

NICE VIDEO

[haqi9fly]

looks like she like's to drink gasoline mite.

[AngieTheSherbert]

Love the scottish one lol...

[SilensEdge]

This video is stupid.. Insinuating us Welsh DON'T shag sheep? I'm insulted. Cymru am byth.~

[officialespa2009]

Have you ever listen to the Queen or David Haye or Rickky Hatton. Those are the brittish accents. Not this one you are saying.

[nicolayasol324]

@officialespa2009 there are all different accents depending on where you live

[SenorKristobbalVLog]

@officialespa2009 I think you'll find they are all British accents and hardly ANYONE speaks like the queen

[higaniga5]

@SenorKristobbalVLog My granny does even tho i hav a hull accent

[syther658]

lol im from manchester and you sir are now my friend!

[BlackCastleUtopian]

I loved your video, yeah u might not have got them all perfect, but your human lol like everyone else plus you have an awesome personality! love you man! :) keep on keeping on

[andichik9599]

Your adorable!!

[biggamerboy1]

aha lol this will blow the yanks minds wiv all these accents X-D

[cholmes30]

doesn't sound anything like scouse accent!

[MrsssChuck21]

I'm from manchester, the only pills I take are paracetomol and the only time I shoot is with a water gun, but that was funny:)

[smileyg333]

u r like so cute!

[MrTrowzaa]

That was a shit Yorkshire accent, we don't pronounce the fucking t. It's just kind of like a stutter in the middle of the sentence.

[SenorKristobbalVLog]

@TolsmaLMC I did cockney...

[Konaets]

So you do newcastle but u don't do their football enemies your forgetting sunderland

[MrThejay123]

im from the mindlands and i dont speak like that but still its pritty good keep up the good work!

[adamlead]

Not bad, but the Scouse one was awful!

[TheSchemer1]

Cumbrian accent pls...

[amburrlinbby]

I get made fun of my accent ): lol

[DRYKJ17]

can I marry u??

[RheaLouiseTV]

Haa :) I love how my Brother lives in the South West & I live in Liverpool. Never really listened to him before. i bet he sounds like a twat la :L

[Kevinsufacation]

BHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS GUY!

[LadyCo7]

I like daffodils hah!

[supersonic8988]

hahaha! you're so british. and funny!

[DigimonFan99]

manchester city <3

[GreatPersia2010]

@DigimonFan99 shity...

[DigimonFan99]

@GreatPersia2010 i assume you are a manshit united fan?

[demiiiish]

HAHA!!

[MrNorbi14]

hi

[stephaniiesweetiie]

YOU MADE ME LAUGH, THE THINGS YOU SAID WAS SOOOO RANDOM

x

[msscrazybuthappy]

the wales accent was hilarious! Imao

[xxxxshonaxxxx]

U make me laugh aha and can u do a Grimsby accent where I come from I've no idea what the accent is called but I'm sure it's grimsberian .

[CHEESEYknob0Fbutter]

your welsh accent aint the best and we call the H a goal .... i think

[EmmaFaceOnFire]

I'm from Cheshire too woooooooooo!

[blondemax]

Can you do a gay accent?

[SenorKristobbalVLog]

@mossylfc1 what did I say right after that accent?

[sarzuf52]

Welsh people do not sound like that...

[blahhh842]

can you do stoke on trent accent????? xxxx

[SuperDannydman]

im from cumbria which is north west you could of done that

[Robokuyt]

Is Claire not the retarded one of Larkrise to Candleford?

[Aspire198]

Rofl flippin well good

[deadlydin]

well annoying that im from cheshire, mine was well boring!

[SenorKristobbalVLog]

@gnamp no he isn't

[FlameHeadJen]

haha I'm from Manchester, mildy offended but it's cool ;)

[Kimberleigh4475]

Amusing and I happen to be infatuated with British accents...well, most anyway. But have only talked to/skyped with a couple; one from Peterborough and the other London. And, yes...I am American and our accents are just plain dull. So, yeah... hot accent. Can't say my honesty doesn't "sound very nice." ;P

[nzbsmilee]

"um i like daffodils.. and i don't shag sheep eventhough people say that i do." HAHA thats just made my daay.! :)

[frangipanibum]

3:03 You got bored.

This made me laugh for some reason.

[kirbe4yaa]

Claire just had to be a little over the top on the south west because i don't sound like that

[TheDi23]

were U drunk!! :p

[booshpower]

obviously no one's going to be able to do every single accent perfectly - you actually have to live somewhere for a long period of time before you get used to it and can do a decent impression. 

[TheWeeklyChannel]

I learned somthing new! :D

[madmanmantra]

1:30 Northeast? Looking at old interviews of rock and roll legend and hearing how they all talk. "Newcastle upon Tyne" Where Eric Burdon and the Animals" as formed sounds amost Jamaican and a hell of a lot different than Liverpool where the Beatles were from. Interesting. I've never really understood how which accents made their way to America. Such a weird variety of speech in such a small area.

[LordPopeyeAlphaDog]

In America, we recognize three accents in Britain. Cockney, "stereotypical royal" accent and of course Scottish....

[maliaQUESADILLA]

Who was that scottish guy?

[MrRunescapeMercher]

Don't listen to the hater's comments, I'm from Yorkshire and I thought this video was hilarious :L

[MagicalBamber]

OMG. Your yorkshire accent was spot on, but everyone speaks like that in lancaster...

[YaffeAgape]

Thank you for posting this, I always wanted to hear the differences

[jimmyboy141414]

your a bellend

[mellybellybum]

Very good

[AZIBET]

Doucher much?

[skaterbecke]

Yehh us Mancs really take pills and shoot people .. haha.. and really dont sound like you.

[LuckyLuLu1125]

liked ur manc accent coz im manc it was close to wat i hear around manchesta not all of us talk like rite chavs those (i talk chavvy coz im kwl like dat) try threatenin someone in a chavvy manc accent they shit themselves proper hard to funny when i did that!!

[skaterbecke]

@LuckyLuLu1125 Hahah! I have done something similar before. =]

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@skaterbecke

i luv the look they get on there face i did it to a middle aged man in the middle of manchester

[skaterbecke]

@LuckyLuLu1125 Bet he was like.. Oh my dayss.. haha ♥

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@skaterbecke

yes yes he was hehehe how do ya do the heart??

[skaterbecke]

@LuckyLuLu1125 you press ♥ wait the arrow to the left and then 3 :)

[xXm4ttuXx]

scouse was crap thahaha

[meanmrmustard89]

Haggas comes from England by the way.

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@meanmrmustard89

no accually it comes from scotland u mite find!!

[meanmrmustard89]

@LuckyLuLu1125 No mate it originated in England though, look it up. They eat it in Scotland but it originated in England.

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@meanmrmustard89

yh mate ima not gona waste mi time lookin 4 summit i dont give two shits bout!

[meanmrmustard89]

@LuckyLuLu1125 Why comment then douche bag?

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@meanmrmustard89

idk coz i was bored and thought id annoy u for no reason at all coz its funny! and btw douce bag is really old use a better insult if u wanna hurt me mate!

[meanmrmustard89]

@LuckyLuLu1125 Lol why would I want to hurt you? You freaky-deaky mofo! And sorry I'm not up with trendy insults, I didn't realize "douche bag" was so last week, lol how old are you 12? Also learn how to spell man.

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@meanmrmustard89

lol @ freaky-deaky mofo wateva that means and lucky gess dude i am 12 lol thats not how u spel dooce bag is it god im dumb an wat av a speld rong???

[AjRhCp]

Your Birmingham one is shite.

[laughloud16]

this is pointless 

[SenorKristobbalVLog]

@laughloud16 this comment is pointless...as is mine really

[mace1979]

@SenorKristobbalVLog guess that makes my point, entirely pointless

[hiroyoshi00]

@laughloud16 Since when do people spend time on YouTube to do something that's actually useful?

[realvallyboy]

no offence but your welsh sounds Indian, fair play verry funny tho :)

ps. there's more that one welsh accent, no offence tho

[fluffymole0913]

there are different accents in scotland. If you listen to someone from the very top of scotland (like on the show deadly north sea) you can really tell the difference, and people up in the shetlands sound even slightly scandinavian in my opinion lol. oh and u cant forget Essex, or south London, the cockney is the older london, like the old guys of Hackney and Dagenham but the new chav accents are loads different, like the ones near where i live e.g. Southwark, Greenwhich and Bexley.

[johnnyboy719]

"do you want to take some pills and shoot some people?" hysterical!

[Batesie7]

That wasn't too bad to be completely honest xD

[TehObsessiveFanDemon]

northern irish people talk like weirdos (im N-irish) apparently because im half english i speak posh and like an american.... bollox.... xD

[bubblegumandcherries]

lol welsh sounds indian lmfaooo and yorkshire was quite goodd

[asylumseeka]

your geordie accent is shit hahahah, nice try though (y)

[PuffMac]

WHO THE FUCK'S CLAIRE? SHE'S GETTING BANGED.

[ShnuckFuckle]

this is so funny

[MsCherrylovee]

lmfaaaooooooooooo.

[parrhasius]

Hey that was excellent ! better than so many 'ce*lebrities' that get cast on tv, radio and theatre professionally to spout out phony unconvincing accents..

I was really hoping you would do Norfolk until you said you couldn't . Go on surely you can study it and post it! good luck! P

[ciaroscurochroma]

i love this video! very well done. and your quite cute, sir. :)

[roywhiteo5]

that somerset accent is so weird compared to the others. amazing how there are so many different accents in a small country

[VenomousSixx]

haha sweet,i loved it

[Jelicream]

haha, love the yorkshire accent, being from yorkshire myself. Y'no you should do a video of differnt yorkshire accents because believe it or not theres some really different ones, like the 'dingles' from Barnsley and the 'dee-dahs' from Sheffield, lol.

[xEnvyxKitax]

*Yorkshire* Just Goin' Te Shop... Then Im' Gonna Go Tek Cows Te Farm!!!!!

Lmao!!!! Made me and my Dad laugh XD

Awesome Fav!!!!!!!!

[21march101]

u suck

[QuickSilverCommunity]

WOO FOR THE SCOTS!!!!

[keepinitcrucible]

haha i like your cheshire one.. i too am blessed with that very bland non regional drone :(

[rachmanc06]

Haha Sounds Nothing Like A Manchester Accent Haha Your Birmingham Accent Tickled Me Though :') x

[Carmendarlingx3]

I hate how most American/Australian/Canadian etc all think british people speak all posh and ENGLISH I don't think they relise that Scotland/england/Ireland and Wales all have very different accents!

[iNoSssweati<]

that's not a manc accent, thats a CHAV accent!