New Robots of the Future

[Nas98m]

there is one robot they forgot....Bender!

[dkoribag1]

Hurry up god only 1 day and im scared this wont happen in my life. I want it to.

[Tyrik73]

The human looking one scares the crap OUT OF ME!

[Kyandros]

@Deanmullen10 hey buddy, you forgot the part where they take over the world and place us in cages. Don't get so exited. Once they become smarter and faster than the Homo Sapiens, we're going down.

[DJLunasf]

It's so funny how Japan is so far in the future regarding robots, yet they are stuck in the 80's, LMAO!

[XcrazyX10]

Am i the only one that came here right after watching terminator?

[oo1o11oa]

A decade? They wish, it'll be at least 20 years before we get one with the intelligence of a toddler. We should've began with AI then thought of the movement.

[deanmullen10]

if robots surpass human intelligence and there trust worthy then an amazing event will transpire:

1. Robots cud do all jobs in there trillions, working very hard 24/7

2. Humans can have as much as they want for free. No more economy needed as there'll be endless supplies for every1.

3. No more poverty nor wars. affordable solar power hence no more global warming

4. Robots intelligence will allow the world 2 advance millions of times quicker hence we can become Type III in decades!!

[TheSomethingIsh]

If robots would work for us, then fuck this.Im going to fuck the robot in the face, cum in his robotic asshole and throw him in the trash.No.I cannot live with an fucking controlled asshole, probably their going to lose control of theirselves and then invade the earth.Im not gonna buy one or let it in my house.Thank you.

[PatTricksterOriginal]

you'd probably bleed out b4 that robot took you to the room -.-

[SadlifeProduction]

I'd want a Don Rickles robot that can automatically insult my friends

[TheSilverBrick1]

do you think that asian robot would tell the same joke everytime, if it did i would probally kill it haha

[AaRoNdEAnGelo]

more robots > more electricity used > more resources wasted > less resources on earth > ??? > END OF ZE WORLD

Anyone wants a robot?

[Kyle15bitch]

@SSgtParmer wow way to be a rascist, I am white and I am smarter than most Asians I know

[jeepmann92]

i really dont want it to be able to think by its self...

[K97theElite]

@spritemaker1000 And still not enough to kill us though to eradicate war!! Haha!

[venderporinternet7]

Mi robot es mas productivo ya que vende por internet

[venderporinternet7]

Mi robot es mas productivo YA QUE VENDE POR INTERNET

[bomerman104]

i built a robot that shoots a paint ball gun at anyone who walks in front of it

[mattstorm360]

soon thay will be like geth

[gpgpgp13322]

i want a robot and teach it how to shoot a gun then make it be a gaurd :)

[WynnonaXandra]

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[success4111]

omg a chicken program the robot, chickens cant program anything, dumbass robots!!

[PlebScrubber]

I cant believe that with all our new technology, our robots still suck so much...

[uctis]

why did the robot cross the road?.....TO KILL YOU.

[darthgabriel97]

aliens do excist we are actually cooperating with the alien race called ''Greys'' they are grey and have big eyes and a huge head. Other alien spieces are ''reptiles'' look like a reptile with a human body. And of course ''The Humanoids'' Look alot like us humans just that their eyes are a little bit bigger.

[passingbynight]

@darthgabriel97 Be VERY AFRAID: the Daleks are able to climb stairs!

[dlptxxx]

@darthgabriel97 lol what about superman? what was his race called?

[dlptxxx]

@darthgabriel97 lol what about superman? what was his race called? we gotta get us some kriptolight

[gpgpgp13322]

@darthgabriel97 yeh greys r cool they come from zeta reticuli star system

[darthgabriel97]

@gpgpgp13322 yeh i know i've watched lots of videos about them :D

[gpgpgp13322]

@darthgabriel97 lol same there awsome

[VanKlaunch]

Robots aren't known for their sense of humor, I guess.

[BunniblueProductions]

You were at the Kennedy Center! :D I went too!

[LuciBieber]

0:14 looks kinda real

[mdmarss]

this is stupid robots suck ass

[kristofor12345]

The Chickens can program? I don't think that that was a joke as much as it was a horrifying hint at planet of the Roosters

[SORAROX10]

By 2020 everybody will have one and it will help people so much

[BR177]

we will conquer space with them.. they are perfect for the task

[Brokenbeatman]

This retarted thing fell down the steps last time I watched it. Yea, go auto companies, your almost to the cheese at the end of the maze.. idiots.

[xhirtam]

will be hilarious if the robot slap on her head at 0:50

[tedybare35]

one day robots will replace us all,human kind is doomed.

[rivronjack]

Soon robots will report mainstream media news. No thinking is required; just say what the liberal bosses want you to say.

[futokshock]

omfg that honda one looks soo life like when it moves its so amazing

[MrRunen1]

Humankind are doomed!!!!

[sazz78six]

if i told the robot that the joke was not funny, would she kill me

[GoogleVideoMan]

Robots can do heavy lifting... oh shit!

[dedder15]

Sure we can have robots in 5 years. But they will cost to much.

[Mattheiro]

ya id buy it than kick the shit out of it

ITS JUST A BIG FUCKIN TOY

[noonr001]

that joke was shit

[HellKillerSS]

What? this childish and idiotic robots?! New and future robots???!!!. Must be a joke or must be today's science fatal!. Unbelievable why modern robots so idiotic and so clumsy and so stupid looks like washing machine???!!!. huh???!. Today is 2010!!! not 80's or 70's!!!. Modern people are so stupid or so lazy???!!! Can't make a perfect robots?!!!. Must be today's ordinary robot's (not super robots) 100% nothing difference between real human and robots!!! Only difference is powerful brain!.

[JokerFlickan]

I love the japanese robots! They are not creepy with millions of cabels and they are cute

[Nayoko7]

I love ASIMO :D

[yellowfellow]

great alternative to slavery AHHAHAAHHA

i wonder when they'll use skin like textures and ligaments to build these things

[donmarioelking]

whoa that human 1 looks scary as hell

[chesterakaandylol]

i dont really like the robot that looks like a human though..it's scary..sorry

[annsarte2007]

love it? how i wish i can program that kind of robot..well, just wishing...

[d2gizzo]

I want a pet ASIMO! XD

[nuttycomputer4u]

Looking at the Honda one, all we need now is some development in Laser Guns then we have Stormtroopers.. Star Wars coming soon !

[zwelvis]

@nuttycomputer4u for that, we'd need to clone a bounty hunter.

[MsEssenceSodmg]

I thnkx dat when da robot was runnin dat it was so cute!!!! I want one!

[earthbenderzore15]

wow,that looks awesome!

next thing u know it would be like the movie :bicentinnal man"where a famil bought a robot n it became self concious because their daughter told it to jump out the window..pretty cool movie

[DaPopsta]

in 104 amazing totally cool love it i love japanese people

[TurboDally]

Woohoo, not too long before we get FEMBOTS!

[elih595]

SHIT SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD RUN NOW.... FUCK, i gusse i need to stop eating all those twinkys and be able to run... ir even see my toes

[artgit]

w8 why don't you make a robot featuring the gudman seed...thet will do it

[benzo771]

I wanna robot with big hooters

[mugenfan87]

lol y did the robot cross the road?

[insanomonkey]

imagine that fucker chasing you....sooo creepy.....

[wartortle577]

when it runs it scares me.

[hater11000]

Ye when you run you scare me 2

[Jespax]

Love the 'Oh God, please let me make it to the toilet'-run at 1:07.

[jonjon1333]

dude your comment made me laugh hard!

[radiexa]

lol i learned a new version of the joke to tell to my friends..hahahahaha!! oh my God..here is demonstrated that to be a genius is not always compatible to be funny hehehehehe

[worldoperator]

asimo .. like on south park, that's too funny.

[Michiel89]

that joke sucked so damn bad....honey...get the portable mini nuke launcher thing rpg launcher.....

[Haz0rdusProductions]

damn that robot can run better then me! lol jk

[Sonic6sc]

what a shitty joke : DD

[acedx14]

that robojoke sucked :)

[stavrox90]

i would like to see robots do shuffle :  )

[marblescha]

That robot can dance better than I can... Depressing.

[kristoyase]

I am starting to hate robots ....

[B789c]

just like Will Smith in i-robot

[rostock48]

SHOOT THAT FUCKER WITH A RPG

[Darkclone]

its ether robots killing us or aliens ...... imagine if the aliens come and find super robots that would be a fight.

[futrico69]

I think you should stop watching sci-fi lol

[renuthuf65]

noob

[Expunge6667]

I like your thinking. Let's make a robot apocalypse and see if our robots advance into space, or are corrupt like we have become now.

[darthgabriel97]

@Darkclone aliens do excist we are actually cooperating with the alien race called ''Greys'' they are grey and have big eyes and a huge head. Other alien spieces are ''reptiles'' look like a reptile with a human body. And of course ''The Humanoids'' Look alot like us humans just that their eyes are a little bit bigger.

[dlptxxx]

@Darkclone what about killing ourselves? youre forgeting that lovely picture out of the fear album

[SierraBearrr]

@Darkclone Noo that sheeits fake, we all know that zombies are going to invade the earth.(:

[TheOblivion666]

@Darkclone didnt you know? that the plot line of the Matrix 4

xD

[the4noobz]

thats cool

[753375shadow]

omg i cant wait for robots to be service bots!:) i just hope im alive by then

[4everRossi]

robots will never rule the world if they are programmed correctly and with an option to shut them down anytime

[powerone1]

It is too late to say no, so go take your sandwich board and stand on street corning shouting that the end of the world is near. :-D

[hoimee]

fuck that shit kill it

[surname07]

PETA (1980)

Peopel for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

PETR (2020)

People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots

[yugiohonline26]

Kill It Kill It!!!!!!!!!1111

[altiarinshadow]

and then the next mile stone will be for it to fire a gun X_X

[powerone1]

robots already fire guns dude, where have you been.

[coolmat1000]

robots controle the world? ummmmmmm ups my fault

[marien333]

Oh oh there gonna rule the wolrd don''t you think?

[jengiroo]

Ops and soon the T2000 will be real??? this is creepy!!

[FFGFMENDOZA]

lol a robot going *ahh yea look at the tin on that girl robot -masterbauts-*lol wtf

[pieface1726]

hahahahahaha xD

[RastabansPrincess]

<_< I am an avid believer in 2012 so while I think robots are awesome.. I also think its a stupid thing for people to be worrying about right now. I can see greeter robots but do we really need receptionist robots? I love honda and i think their research and development is awesome but most people couldn't afford a robot like these anyway. I don't want a human looking robot. and don't even get me started on robots having emotions and being able to think... Really bad idea...

[mariaelenacastro510]

heyyy its tight

[DenniszVideos]

keepon is better than all this crap

[mrkeipy]

I WANA SEAL :(

[than217]

I wonder why only companies like Toyota and Honda make robots.

Why not Ford, GMC, or Chrysler? Hmm we'll I drive a Ford Probe.

...oh wait, nevermind.

[skanaos]

Because they are americans... they just can't... (^^,)

I'm Kiddin'... but may be they don't recive an instant reveneu from this kind of investigations... In fact they allready have the technology to do it, but they probbably don't want to change their focus on their industry... it would be a risk with the economy like the one we all have over the world.

[icecastmix]

Because Toyota, Honda, and Mitsubishi are Japanese car companies.

[Hekye]

This Mitsubishi robot is not made by MItsubishi motors...That`s another Mitsubishi enterprise..

[Emmanuel123454321]

TERMINATORS JUDGMENT DAY!!!!!!!!!!

[theblasto]

"New Robots of the Future"?  So they're "of the Future".... AND they're New? Let's put the robotics aside for a bit, and work on remembering what words mean.

Sheesh.

[Sims8Dase]

For what i want a Robot what Dance or Play the trumpet or tell jokes??!!!! This is just a waste of time. Make robots what do the Hard work The humans can play trumpet yet.

[niels2029]

wow... the last honda robot i saw before was very big and it was so slow... and has a very big battery at its back... and cant run... but this one... this is even better

[BlackHelm89]

wow

[0754242271]

most people believe that robots will take over the world well that's true to a point(would you rather walk to work or drive?) when you consider that most every day things are here to make our lives easier are also considered robots(including ones in the manufacturing industry) but they cant takeover the world because they don't have free will and will only do what they are programmed to anyway so i wouldn't mind having one to take care of the odd jobs around the home while im at work

[dariusfol]

think this very well: we ARE robots.. aren't we? so basically a robot with a human-like AI would be considered a slave.. to prove the above sentence I will tell you this: tell me a non-selfish action.. please no dumb replies such as love etc

[CurbsideGrace]

Technically Love is not a stupid reply. Feelings an emotions are what machines cant feel. Just because a robot has human like ai does not make it human. Ill admit...Computers and Machines are alot like us, yet we all use dishwashers and washer and dryers dont we? Then wouldnt you consider them "slaves" too? No, but those "Dumb Replies" have proven your theory scientifically incorrect. Also Pain is a good answer, which they cant feel. Sensors arent the same as a feeling.

[dariusfol]

[PART 1}

Yeah, I had the exact idea that you have right now 1 year ago.. What are feelings? A feeling is percieved when a liquid is released on the brain allowing only several static electrical units pass on a shape of our brain causing us to change our way of percieving things. In a few words the same thing AI can do on machines. For example deep depression can now be treated by leaving two electrodotes in our brains letting free these liquids therefore we are not depressed anymore.

[dariusfol]

[PART 2}

Also the deeper emotions of human are love and survival. Pain is a stimulus protecting us of bigger harm such as killing. Pain is a feeling coming from survival. It tell us how harmed we are and therefore protecting us from getting killed. Also love, is the need for humans to mate with each other so we can carry on.. Why mate? Maybe it's implemented from the guy who each of us call god. Sex it's the ultimate body pleasure ;) (which is releasing some chemical on our barin and blah blah

[dariusfol]

{Part 3}

and blah. Feels our brain with blood rush heat increses heart pulses and the most nerves that are ending down there are used providing us this pleasure that they have so implented onto us.We are machines I know the reason why I write that but I still carry on.. Why? Because I can't escape from it. I am the same being you are and this the purpose of this is exactly the purpose of your reply causing me to write all this wall of text. It is sadly love :(. We can't escape from it.

[dariusfol]

[Part 4 of my reply =)]

um yeah why love? Human it's still a pathetic ( a bit) being. As freud said everything is done for sex (and survival as mr. dariusfol mentioned :-) we are trying to build our way up to the world so sadly we can get laid. That's how pathetic we are. We don't need it but we can't escape from it. If I could I wouldn't be sitting here writting this reply now would I? And also we are pathetic because we think we gat get laid from the internet and don't tell you don't.Reply pls

[yilkanacke]

well but if u think about it we get the emotions trhough some sort of sensors too ;) (eyes and ears for example)

[Besenbeisser]

My humor emitter array requests recharging. What a lame joke.

[Larrythefrog]

Notice how we lack an appreciation towards technology. Much of the robotic world is still unknown to the common man.

[retrocareermelted]

WOAH ITS ASIMO!! das my baby! DAS MY BABY! WOOOOO!!!

[retrocareermelted]

AI has a far raod to walk till it develops common sense and a sense of humor. that joke wont cut it.

[Heliosx15005]

This is so dangerous, if they made a robot run...they can make it to carry a gun too. In a innocent way these japaneses are making war robots. Even the atomic bomb started so innocent. Holy shit, I'm so afraid right now.

[ConKarbon]

i know. that's whats most likely going to happen of Humanoid robots.. :/

[aldohodgkinson]

Chobits!

[chesedchesed]

well those are computers... Personal Computers.

When I get one, I can play rpg in my bed;)

[MarcusSaide]

I want a sex robot

[Euphoria1984]

you and me both brother.

[peopleguyhumans]

thats so amazing in the 50's they said we would be flying oround in hover cars but we r not but we r learning so rapidly we mite b soon

[asterisk02]

20 years for a crap

[NoOdL3z21]

ASIMO FTW!

[bassrifter123]

LOL!!

[howlbigbadwolfbeta]

what is stopping robots from out thinking us in the future.....really they will be able to go through every possible things that could happen and plan a way to take us over. I'm not trying to come off crazy, I just think it will always bee good to have a kill switch if things go dad and a back up for the back up and so on.

[MarioBrosClassic]

think about it....whats stopping them....the inability to learn...it says what its programmed to say it doenst have a mind of its own

[thetechfort]

One or two robots out there have the ability to learn. (simple stuff) Its how much they can learn that may be slowing progress. Also rapid machine movement.

[MarioBrosClassic]

says who?????which robots can learn...

[thetechfort]

Search "starfish robot self aware" in google.

[MarioBrosClassic]

sned me a link didnt find anything

[bassrifter123]

robots are programmed!!!

[thetechfort]

Yeah so? Whats to say programs can't learn?

[rdt1970]

dont worry we are still a world away from a syntheic digital mind limitations are the followig

1. You wont see real brakthoughs until full blown nano engineering comes of age and is mainstream in conjuction with guatum A.I processing, we are only at the stage of making remote puppets that do simple tasks.

The goal is a true thinking mobile system and for that we will also need and revoulutionary leap in machine code. A.I code that can create a completly new independant programming lang

[ferdiemac]

i love seeing robots like these. It makes me remember the movie "A.I."

[TransformGuru]

KILL IT KILL KILL ITTTTTT before they kill us!

[rupertseale]

hes right robots will be our doom

[choonguk]

Seeing the Honda ASIMO robot kicking the ball, walking up stairs, and running was awesome. I can't wait!

[stretchboyproduction]

i want one of these so bad!!!!