White Phoenix Episode 2 Phase 1 (Gears of War Machinima)

[echo66623]

i liked the song at the end but what was it called

[TheRetard182]

now we know what we meant by the locust "torturing" them xD

[aqworldsxfallenx2]

@TheRetard182 LOL I NOW RIGHT.lol

[jazzrobinson24]

SPECIAL ICE CREAM LMFAO

[XTINIExxxTEMPAHX]

I watched all of em and now I'm use to Dom having a Brittish accent lol

[XTINIExxxTEMPAHX]

Wat was the song at the credits part?

[THAxMISTAxBLU]

smart asssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssss

[frank25599]

GOD ROB IS SUCH A PRICK!

[BlazeFox49]

can someone tell me the credit melody



[mikethehedgehog100]

Locusts are gay!?!?

[2myhttp]

7:57 boggs: come on lets go teach this son of a bitch some manners rob: Dad!  boggs: lets grab his little neck and, BWAH!!!

[deathdude42]

omg i want to murder bob

[iamphilamonjaro]

white pheonix OWNS!

[joshuacfox]

That was fucked up he got raped to death hahahahahaha

[Xdaspion]

Rob: Dad will whip your ass with a big whip!

Dex: Yeah thats pretty gay



[Thesoulreplay]

this is pretty good keep up the good work!

[MuffinDamage]

anyone see the dick on the mattress?

[13saintkiller]

vortex or hortex????

[bmprelude]

7:30 best scene

[MrIlive4metal]

not a black hole.....its a unihole

[alienhowitzer54]

anal cream anal cream lol

[Th3JRSmurf]

I honestly love this director

[TheSaltireproduction]

FUCK YOU MACHINIMA YOUR SUPPOSED TO ADVERTISE VIDEO GAMES THATS WHAT YOU GUYS ARE A PLACE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES NOT A SHITTY MOVIE OR MUSIC FUCK YOU

[NovaproductionsX3]

@TheSaltireproduction u mad bro?

[TheSaltireproduction]

@NovaproductionsX3 i just hate how they advertise shows when there a company that does machinima

[NovaproductionsX3]

@TheSaltireproduction it's how they make money if they didn't advertise they'ed be screwed and bankrupt years ago

[omgpk305]

a crock of shit

[superlink1233]

holy shit epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!1

[MrISniiPE]

They should use B. Carmine as the son Baird and Cole should be a whole other rival squad that would be cool.

[TurboSwagHD]

My god why's Dom a Brit damit he was cool

[blazer1321]

@TurboSwagHD becuz u touch urself at night

[TurboSwagHD]

@blazer1321 i knew some dick sucker would reply back :]

[blazer1321]

@TurboSwagHD i was just jokin for fks sake

[bizzybww]

@blazer1321 gogin back and forth getting mad on both ends of a comment solves all problems XD

[Metzen09]

@TurboSwagHD Its true it just doesn't sound right and im British so i dont give a shit.

[pimpman896]

man you make Gears of War look sooooooooooooooooooo cool

[mrfatyellacat]

whooa carmines haven his first porn movie!

[TheTwB2Frager]

Ahhhhh ragdoll smokes, the old times :)

[meaners100]

yea dad'll whip your ass with a big stick XD

[mcgoozles93]

how did they come up with the locust raping people to death

[TheFoster143]

i cant beleive he got raped to death omgg thats gay instead of racist it should rapist

[INTYfromDQ]

This is really well made. I actually think this is better than SNI!

[Metzen09]

@INTYfromDQ Check out Out Of Service its the best

[sesestro]

I guess gears of war 2multiplayer sucks cause of lags but with this it won't suck anymore.

[TheFoster143]

im just complimenting u! SHUT UP ROB! rob cries. Im sorry son i will make u anal cream

[MultiWhitePhoenix1]

yeah smartassssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssss

[Marco772009]

just wanna be loved, noo, my dad touched me, that was nice.....maybe im gay...yes totally.

[typical9ja]

LMFAO, the most funny shit EVER!

[legodude896]

I always think the gun battle with white phoenix and black panther is AWSOME!

[0MeryLove0]

"i just wanna to be loved,that's all i want,but noooooo

my dad touched me...that was nice

maybe i'm gay...yes,i am so gay <3"

omg XD

[BlueWolverine12]

funny, violent White Phoenix rules

[grizzlybear95]

lol man rape is so funny:D

[Mega11221133]

@CameronM7479 Actually they do... they Breed by rape... the berserkers dont exactly Want to be shagged by something THAT ugly... even they have standards... btw its all in aspho fields and Jacinto's Remnant... the books... and in one of the collectibles...

[xaLeXcRoMbIeX]

@Mega11221133 thats fucked up o_O

[SelfRighteous919]

Awesomely hilarious!

[orky002]

you know locusts actualy are to violent for sex so they do rape in the real gears of war story

[CameronM7479]

@orky002 No they aren't?

[SashaDanseDephono]

The Dancin Man

[EdgarBajayras]

i fucking love white phoenix :D

[alexmichaellos]

44 people were pumped up the ass by anal intruders

[Ascottpwns]

"you two think your all big, your like, we're white faggots and we suck dick all dayyyy" lmao xD

[stefananddrurule]

i swear they are just as bad as our soldiers

[flem202]

"my dad touched me...maybe im gay...YES!...i am so gay!" hahaha

[terror18100]

Omg Carmine!!!!! ( hmmm i think it a she yeah gitgitygitiygity goo)

[Ultran64]

@terror18100 \

Carmine is a guy.

[Lostie1895]

ITS A MIRACLE WHOO WHO WHO!

and

Alrighty I will be your host for this duel. ROB! Shut the Eff Up!

[carmine223]

@Lostie1895 lol



[WhoGivesAFckImEmo]

by Boggs sayin "Pappys gonna give you a special ice cream." does that mean hes gonna jizz in an ice cream cone nd make him eat it?

[andrew345612]

@WhoGivesAFckImEmo LOL

[bigpippin1012]

"i just want to be loved thats all, but nooo my dad touched me....that was nice! maybe im gay?...yes im so gay! MAN NIPPLES!! tilt di dildoh!!...oh fuck!!!!: lol XD

[wertycrow]

lol! the anal intruders! lol! lol! lol! like the ones from gears no more? :o

[Turok9702]

@wertycrow this is the series about what happend before gears no more

[olivjuice013]

ya smart asssssssSSSSSssssss SHUT UP ROB lol

[Baird419]

awesome video

[TimeWarpproductions]

0:01

[meaners100]

lol dad'll whip ur ass with a big whip

[XxJoxJoxJordanxX]

Woooooooooo!! Dad, you're gonna kick aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssss­! You're gonna be like, woo woo! Be like tootoo look at me I'm boggs and your shinon shi poodoole(?).

Boggs: Shut up Rob.

Dad all I'm doing is complementing you.

I said SHUT UP you stupid boy! *Rob cries*

Boggs: I'm sorry son, I didn't mean it. When we get home, pappys gonna give ya a special ice cream.

Your gay!

[XxJoxJoxJordanxX]

I love Rob!!!! XD 

[devilmaycry502]

rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaappppppppp­pppppeeeeeeeeeeeee

[finchparade]

dexterboy124 is a fag

[supman332]

@finchparade dex isn't a fag u are

[finchparade]

@supman332 haha I bet you're his bitch and that's why you say that xD

[36mofia33]

@finchparade lol fuck you im going to murder you and this is a threat >:D

[finchparade]

@36mofia33 what, you're gonna suck me to death? no thanks dude, I'm not into that shit

[BMXmaster04]

@finchparade no but i bet your mom is XD sorry couldnt resist

[puertoricounido]

how do you edit a video like this?

[badman468]

when we get home tonight...dadies gonna give you a special icecream...

.......Thats gay...

[syalas1]

wow..the locust realy realy..showed there inner rapests in this episode...

[ganzdemon]

hahaha... "dead body is better.. im fucking his eyes" hhahahahaha

[lyoko96shippuden]

a locust made black hole!

[SorentiofSagamore]

I shall follow boggs' example. I shall become...THE DANCIN MAN!!

[stopdeletinganime1]

whats up with the sasuke picture

[iFletchyTV]

@stopdeletinganime1 lmao thats dex XD he looks so much like sasuke XD

[TheVini20100]

My favorite is Boggs!!!!!

[AceDoubleDee]

hay man make more plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[coco2645]

luved the video it was badass so fucking awesome how u guys made these so ahhh i can't bring the rite word to describe how awesome it is

[carrythesky]

GAH! bad reload!

[BlowThis69]

I Laughed My Ass Of When The Drone And The Theron Guard Was Like Lets Show Them Why They Call Us Anal Intruders

[polarbeard2]

when we come home son i'm gonna give you a special kind of icecream " Your gay " Lawl xD

[Joutja123]

"my dad touched me, that was nice" lol

[GreentheGunstar]

"It looks like he's been...raped to death."

:(...Oh...well, that...su--

"Ppfffthhahaha."

>:( Aw you two suck. XD

[baldudakli86]

hahaha i laughed soo hard at the guard locust with the sniper talking to himself omg i couldn't stop laughing xD

[skullztilldead]

I'LL FUCK HIM IN THE EYE!

[hkidd5]

FUCKING ADVERTS

[Dgirl8989]

dizzys a good dancer ^_^

[LoGiicKzv78]

"When i get home daddy's gonna give you a special ice cream" :D 5:01

[camarones29]

anal intruders? xD HAHA!

locust dick in your anus ^_^

[coolshank01]

lol

[spooky809]

Omg he got raped hahahahahah.

[Santiago191]

SO FUCKING FUNNY!

[UnhappyRc]

love the music

[TheBrandonon]

HOLY **** ******

[TheHomoErectus]

name of the oppening song? what it's called??

please replay

[iDrowzee]

Druox can tell you.

[pwnzerx]

anal intruders remember them

[superpyromaniac]

4:52 he should have said "panthers out!"

[RelexSG]

actually the music is pretty good. origonal stuff?

[eliminator918]

tit dild Oh! lol

[TehFlapjack91]

smart asssssssssssssssssssssssss lolz

[dinopike1891]

These are so funny, I thought they were tryying to be like Red vs. Blue, but these are awesome. Keep on going!

[killforhill123]

i piss'd my self lauging please make more ;D i know there is like 5 more but if i wach them all my clothes will be pisse'd on

[mrfaty2]

lol

" dad will whip your ass with.... with a big whip!"

[KingFluffs]

lol

[joemommas11]

oops nvm thats the guard

[joemommas11]

its red when dex looks in the sniper not blue

[park950613]

can u die by getting raped?

[Arnarkey]

If it rips your insides, yeah you can.

Look up Mr. Hands

[jordzeplin12]

@park950613 yessiry

[Mastergamer44]

whats the name of the starting theme and the ending theme there real names not white phonix or better than nothing the name of the song

[FrankEast99]

seems like they...raped him to death...........HAHAHAHA

[weskertvirus]

hahahha anal intruders.hahahhaha i cant stop laughting

[FoKyAhdaUd3r2x]

where;z c0le?

[KingNovaWolf]

lol they actually used the anal intruder thing from gears no more so fuckin funny

[dbraun916]

seems like he got raped to death

[matmann96]

DAT GAY KID KILLED EM

[lildemonhunter]

whats that song at the end???? it fucking rocks, i want it!!!

[lacrossenation77]

My dad touched me as a child.... Im am soooo gay LLOOLL

[sparkz1557]

lmao i the first bit is hilarious

[gogosmk]

"well show you why the call us anal intruders" lol so fucking funny

[TheIrishGunman]

Raped to death

[UchihaSasuke20009]

ending song name??

[blargyblargster]

Better than Nothing by Deathkill84

Says in the credits.

[trashcrusher]

rob is funny

[hyabusaninja1]

looks like he's been....raped...to death hahahahahahha

[Riccardo96Metallica]

great dizzy!!

[ZephiersBlade12]

is there an another

[XxPacman9xX]

What's the name of the song in the beginning at 2:43?

[MrSpeedy7111]

Wow, nice series and really long episodes. It's what I've been looking for!

[121mrkiller]

cogs getting raped by ............ I don wanna say it

[unknownkiller00]

i whant a full locust episode of what they do when not on the battlefeild :)

[dax0597]

i think kevin is guitarmasterx7 real name because they use dex's real name......just a thought. o_o

[lorcan0c]

@dax0597 GuitarmasterX7's real name is Lyle.

[skeezmo99]

whats the ending credit song name?

[TNinja0]

"Maybe I'm gay. Yes. I am so gay. Man nipples. Tit. Dild. Oh. Oh fuck!"

*Head's off*

[dentable]

papis gonna give you a speical icecream.

your gay lol

[xMeTaKnighTJnR]

Im fucking his eye. No thats his belly button.

[GreenWolfRaider]

no wait, that's his ear

[shelaghtyler001]

0:07 there is a smiley face next to the guy who gets raped

[Behemoth8]

no shit sherlock

[geomatiq]

that rape scean was fucking a killer laugh

[maztacheef23]

lol raped him to death hahahahaha!!!

[gamer22887]

the battles in this series are really good

[Ikkiku]

00:55 - 01:23 I have tears in my eyes, I laughed so hard. xD

[Ikkiku]

Like seriously, my throat hurts from laughing so much! xD

[2K9Guitar]

whats the song at 2:20

[LeetHaxzorGuy]

"Hey there friend'

"hi there. I should run away. SEE YA FUCKTARD"

I loled so hard

[thelazybrotherz]

NO WONT LET YOU.

[lleminx]

wuts the song at the end

[lleminx]

LMAO

[pow3rt0DAP3OPLE]

that whole intr made me lol so fricken hard.

[AVL1S]

LOL

rape the dead body!

made me lol so hard.

[microsoftnintendofan]

there music choices are amazing and the story is best iv ever seen

[FretRipper16]

whats the song at 1:34?

[xixgaminjayxix]

"the dancing man!"

[AVL1S]

lol yes!

[skeezmo99]

What is the song used for the ending credits?

[shadowiper]

haha i was laughing hard watching them listening to them speak while doing it that was hilarious

[xxxneonmuffinzxxx]

i just wanna be loved but nooooo my dad touched me that was nice maybe im gay yes i am so gay man nipples dild oh o fuck BOOM

[Skorge51]

why the hell does the locust allways say pricks and really there so gay

[monstersquad123]

want the the mattres no its better on the floor, my dad touched me it was good im gay ya in so gay, see ya fucktard llllllloooooooolllllll

[metallica2426]

the locust sound like the dying emporor in the dark crystal

[jonbotone]

tom is playing patrick stewert

[jonbotone]

and enjoy muffins

[kingDiablocero]

I feel sorry for that gear that got raped