A Normal Day in the Life of Nick Swardson

[xBaneOfGod]

He lived in Minnesota? GO MINNESOTIANS

[potatoelover95]

hes pretty fast, probably why they call coke speed

[pinkalicious251]

I'm not gay, so it's cool Hahahahaha

[baaabydolllll]

haha his fuckin breakfast!!!! fucccket!

[mrgreenisthestuff]

Nick Swardson is one of the most under rated comedians out there.

[aidysfan]

A day in the life of Charlie sheen

[123nyc1]

the way he seas fuck lol

[jayjayshytown]

wow he does meth hahahah

[Bigfootstalker]

I could out run the fuckin ocean if I wanted to!

[camcam19745413]

Just sprinting the whole way when running....lmao

[BobbyBobbyc]

"funny quote from video everyone just watched"

[iLoveCarrotTop]

Got Any Coke?

What?

I'll Suck Your D*ck For It...Im Not Gay So Its Cool

XD

[leopard1193]

a fkn gun ♥. haha

[EyeAmFranco]

go to my profile for deales on eyewear

[damianboullie]

@EyeAmFranco ME NO LIVE IN CALI.

[tucansam98]

i love the way he runs LOL .. power donuts make me go nuts!!

[Trimival]

You ok man? Yeah 100% lmfao

[Rochette92Y]

4:25 to 4:31 , histerical

[S3rbi4n]

thumbs up if you expected some tricks :D

[117vids]

fuck iraq man!

[OjamaBlue]

@117vids what the hell are you doing in iraq lol

[117vids]

@OjamaBlue im killin every fuckin one of dem!

[MRec1124]

Lol

[odinnz1]

... mom?

[NYCballa1009]

His breakfast made me hungry!!

[naileyq]

what the fuck is this???

thats $4 worth

SHHIITT

[TracNicful]

havent seen this in a while, laughed my ass off all over again!!!!!

[MfriarW]

Thanks for comin' over.......you a cop? ...

[MfriarW]

Why the hell isnt he in more movies? He needs a LEAD role!

[MrRichardTV]

@MfriarW He has his first lead role coming out in April called born to be a star

[MfriarW]

@MrRichardTV finally

[TooBigToHide]

AT LEAST HE DIDNT GO HOLLYWOOD!

[mynameisTimma]

did he fuckin eat that cocaine

[bitchtheyneverforget]

Nick Swardson is fuckin kick ass! :-)

[SailorZitaS]

lmao i love Nick Swardson<3

[ZonkedxSupremo]

Nick...I think I love you even more now

[brandonlaw2010]

thanks for coming over man..are you a cop?

[MetaflowUK]

this is quality 

[RyanK222]

Are you okay? uunn what ? are you okay? Yeah dude 100% LMAO!

[deezee1311]

Oh God!!!!! He is the funniest man alive. Some comedians are stupid, but he's...he's something else!!!!!!

[12345Zackk]

ahh i love life!!!!!

[d1138vader]

funniest. man. ever.

[dinosoarskill17]

just like my life:)

[danthealmighty1]

can someone make 3:05 - 3:14 a gif. please?

[FlowzOut]

Why would ppl ever dislike this vid?

[idrinkmyownpizzle]

Yes

[whereselvis]

MERRY CHRISTMAS?! LMAO!

[kara4488]

god i love this man!

[aFlyMothaLova]

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. So make sure to snort lots of coke to start off a good day.

[PebblesTheVixen]

Thanks for coming over! Are you a cop?

[Shermanicus]

dude was that maddox in the 'talking to fans' bit?

[subwooferpro11]

seriously cocaine mixed with kettle one tastes just like kool-aid

[Spit850]

1:40 to 1:43 the best..

[TheCoz27]

that should be a day in the life of lindsy lohan lol

[donottrustme1]

just give a a fukin gun dude and a plane ticket i will kil that whole country dude ppl will DIE LMFAO!!!!

[WhiteNoizeMedia]

merry christmas XDXD

[UnDeadSketch]

ugh. . .ugh. . . . .merry xmas!! roflmfao!!!!

[SweetNLowlife]

@UnDeadSketch •you know what that feels like eh? haha

[Zellps0]

lmao i love the videogames background music

[snoochie4]

Was he playing Mike Tyson's punch out? Sounds like the music for the game

[spawn2192]

his meditation face is great

[alexis2kool]

I thought i was the only one that went to bed dressed!!

[TheMiss704]

merry christmas... lmafo

[bertrison]

yeah dude 100%, lmfaoo

[djseze]

Yeah 100%.......

[jtran949]

Breakfast of champions!

[CaseyJonezzz]

4:50 in the video is 101 dudley venice ca i use to live there

[TehMcDoodles]

OWEN BENJAMIN FTW!!!! :D

[alan082895]

good breakfast i think that have that same deal going on at denny's haha

[Manoronedeaths]

LMAO on the stretching before the run!!!!

[dakoneshno]

The music is WIN.

[IPiMpiNI]

lolololool

[baby0975]

That nigga is fuckin funny..

[baby0975]

nick .....So fuckin funny.

[PunkRock1021edge]

regual everday normal guy.

[joeytn11]

funny shit!!!!!!!1111

[MrCommenter00]

lol this shit was fubby as hell,,i love the meditation scene

[bostonredsoxluver]

Lol and wtf! Example: Cocaine and Ketel One Vodka for breakfast.

[whitestripesftw]

I totally stole his deodorant dance.

[1234crack4321]

i can supplie u with ur addiction i got a bag of flour right here.

[socalking421]

classy



[cruzaroni]

CANDY for breakfast? Wouldn't he be skinny?

[H3LLOBON3S]

uuugggh eeerg uhh, merry christmas

[makkasjakkas45]

lol i love his run .. its not proper atall he's just haulin ass hahahaha

[war0990]

merry christmas...

[TheHashBot]

i could out run the fucking ocean... :)

[MegaMarissa01]

I love this guy, between him and Bobby Lee.. F'n love em : )

[miloheat3]

I COULD OUTRUN THE OCEAN! haha

[wwejackjtube]

eating braekfast lol

[Orioonn2]

jajajaj gimme a fuckiiin guuun diiiuuuud

[Orioonn2]

hahahaha i wanna grow up to be like this guy

[mryup]

is he playing megaman?

[dirt0bike00]

he blows it out, not in.....amatuer...

[thezepp925]

MY BOY FROM MINNESOTA!!!

[MrChiffy]

the little dance move with the deodorant kills me for some reason

[RustyRhino88]

LMFAO wow thats funny

[JoltYourLife]

For the meditating bit, they should've had him vomiting into the ocean.

[nerdysouth]

I LOVE LIFE

[kfouria]

I can outrun the fuckin ocean if I wanted to! LMAO!

[1234crack4321]

@kfouria dude i can too

[ZazelSerpent]

1:38 , haha.

[monkey4man]

thats fucking hillarious

[Imnottheonlyone]

Nice bod, Nick. ;)

[xxhayleyxx55]

He's my hero!

[createwithnate]

who the fuck?... oh it's Owen, oh shit

[thezepp925]

@createwithnate

Are you a cop?

[mattysmommy18]

"you got any coke?..Ill suck your dick forit?..Im not gay so its cool"..LOL

[KingAlexander2008]

ahahah thats the funnies thing ive ever heard

[johnxw]

LMAO ouch im actually in pain from laughing.. Nick swardson = legend

[freydogg81]

thats awesome!! when hes playin xbox, the music in the background sounded like a nintendo game, like old nintendo!!

[bartho14]

lol i think thats 'punch out'

[carnybitch]

This is probably my favorite Nick vid!!!

It's so fucking hilarious!!!

I LOVE that he wakes up with his teddy!

<3

[Bigtimfish1]

I could outrun the fucking ocean if I wanted too. HAHA

[aceizdaman]

lol... im not gay so its cool....

[IsraelSaves]

YAY VENICE !!!!!!!!! STACEY WE HAVE TO HAVE BREAKFAST WITH THIS GUY! Stacey and all my friends who like "TO SKI!"

[rd95stang]

i'm fast-- i'm getting faster---

[IgNoRaNcEbLoWs]

"Give me a fuckin gun and a fuckin plane ticket and people will fuckin die dude"

[staceyhane]

omg ! this video is hilarious but soooo scary

[siops]

hahahaha!!!!!

[Lehsto]

sure

[McParfanoodles]

BARREL ROLL

[crapi4got]

UGH...UGH...merry christmas

[christianlinzing]

xD !

[bootman789]

adamz your a chode

[lisababy99999]

i cant stop watching this, its hillarious hahahahahahaha

[lladamz]

your a freak

[lisababy99999]

kiss my buttttttttt mofo

[lladamz]

only if your hot

[lisababy99999]

im maybe too hot for u to handle :P lol

[lisababy99999]

sounds ravishing ;) tell me more

[lisababy99999]

"are you a cop?" llf

[lisababy99999]

lol "fuck iraq, i wanna go over there and fucking kill somebody, fuck i'll kill anybody.. ill kill that wholle fucking country

Give me a fucking gun dude, a fucking gun and a fucking plane ticket and people will fucking die duudee hahahahahahaha - fucking love it....

[FUCHANU]

Comedy gold

Favorited

[ttttotallydudeeeee]

swardson on coke reminds me of that worthless piece dane cook

[tronuD2]

i'll suck your dick for it

[SNguyz]

"you mother fuck fuck!" ahahahaha I love hiiiiiiim!!!!!!!!

[27713bullcity]

funny ass motherfucker

[dupersloby]

every movie he's is my favorite

[minorityrules]

Nick Swardson is one of the most underrated comics. He's so funny in grandma's boy and on Reno 911. If you wanna hear him at his best download his album Party you will ROFL.

[EminemLove24]

lol

[sandmanlover23]

that is so fuckin funny

[gadamnmadic]

MERRY CHRISTMAS LOL!

[JPJPJPJP69]

I can't believe this is still up!!!

This is awesome!!!

Nick is funny as hell!!!

Payman benz makes some funny videos too,he's at the end of this video.

Thank you payman for helping nick make this!!!

Hilarious,can't stop laughing!!!

[KyleKennelly]

nick swardson is the man!

[rabiex420]

awesome video and great music lmao

[STIRKDAWG]

Is that Double Dragon he's playing? Sounds like it.

[gscotm55]

4 dollars worth of coke - ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Very well done!

[babicpictures]

Party

[CoolDorkClub]

i can outrun the fuckin ocean

[johnnyboy62157]

so fucking hilarious, " do you have any coke?"

"No" " i'll suck ur dick, its cool cuz im not gay"

[arsenal325]

I can outrun the fuckin ocean if i wanted to!

[72ikillu]

great clip!!!!

[SkaterKyoto]

just stick to weed....the herbal healing high

[rashock12]

amen to that bro

[johnnyboy62157]

weed all the way, i'm gonna smoke till i die

[eltotoX]

hahahaha sad but true. Actually funny and true.

[wigwambam]

I cant stop watching this

hahaha everyone is jogginh normaly and he comes out of nowhere like a damn bullet

[lakaisb]

ketel one way to start the day

[kreeper887]

with coke!

[naouija]

LMAO..."i can out run the ocean"

[clotus]

This dude is so funny, something about him he seems like a really kind guy and a laugh too.

[inuyashaforme]

lmao I love him!!

[JDeezNuts15]

buahahahaha

"but i'm not gay.. so it's cool.."

=D

ohhhh nick swardson, you make me chuckle.

lol

<3 JD

[CrazyCrysta]

I bet his first thoughts waking up was "I am getting so fuckin high today" =]

[paddyjoe7]

thanks for comming over man, it's fuckin sweet. fuck iraq, man. you wanna go over there? i'll fuckin kill somebody.

[HighHeadJim]

That dude is fast!

[KLoWnXXX]

"alright dummy, come on fuck fuck. yeah gimme the money, yeah yeah." lol

[squareright]

rofl

[JollyJollies22]

Nick Swardson is my hero. But if he truly sleeps with a stuffed toy he is DOUBLE my hero. Love him.

[mtblackwell]

GOD I love life!

[X2kewlX]

i can outrun the fuckin ocean!

[X2kewlX]

lol its like

*borrowing money from friends*

and shows him pointing a gun to osmones head