Half-Birthday Sex

[lbprock]

I'm so glad I can watch this video again!

[asmou2]

1:41-1:43 best part

[XHysteriaXxx]

"I'll give u 'OR' then save 'GASM' for later" lol XD

[MrTeal8]

2:00 She gave Dan an A+. He's the man.

[Jumpi95]

I know this scenario in real life. But, the guy didnt care if he went to jail...

[TheHeir23]

collegehumor is amazing ... but I suspect have of the almost 2 mio viewers came here because the title contains "sex" xD

[freshdude56]

cynbin20?

[asmou2]

she's beautiful like real beautiful, if you wake her at 6 in the morning she still is beautiful.

[adonis1936]

she jsut want to be raped :D such girls dont think just act :D

[juniorjay001]

holy crap she's sexy

[jrvargas97]

this song is awesome better the original

[SJPKvideos]

haha dan gurwitch got an A+

[Millbro82]

I like this version better then the original song myself!

[satellizer93]

i think this is much better than the song. thats my opinion so dont send me yours

[FlameX852]

Lemme tap that ass!!!!

[LOCOPACO274]

she is so fucking fine

[LOCOPACO274]

she is fucking fine

[TheTripsy]

lol

[evilpacman99]

Holy shit she is sexy

[bkhbb1993]

Good stuff. Face at 2:20 gets me everytime

[xTH3xI3oSSx]

I'd hit that... With my car...

[viking977]

what a fucking tard. i would so plow that.

[ImTheJakester]

what did superdre44's comment say?

[CONN3R1]

haha thats awesome

[MVA15SEAL]

and who said Jews couldn't be hot...

[MVA15SEAL]

why is the guy from What What in the Butt with that hot babe. Would make more sense if I was in this video... 

[Lukiola]

awesome lyrics and vid xD

[giantWario]

0:06 Lyrics by Dan Gurewitch

2:03 Dan Gurewitch: A+

LOL

[jayjjj3]

Dan Gurewitch got an A+, lol

[superdre44]

lol u guys are awesome hahaha...removed for no reason xD

[RickThorne1]

I want her cunt

[LOCOPACO274]

This chick is fucking fine

[jgmaciasf]

I'd tap that.

[Alrobo09]

I'd tap that.

[Trispion1234]

@ 2:28... He stares into your soul...

[123C456M789]

lol "Highest Rated Comments"

superdre44

1 week ago 53 thumbs up

Comment removed"

[DefenceRow]

@123C456M789

I thumbed up

[Matt81stearns]

"i'll give u or and save gasm for later" best part

[krazyazn208]

plateau-en

[klaszic]

Gonna give ya vagina bluuuuueee baaaalllss LMFAO!!!

[EverythingAboutGames]

OMG SHE´S SO BEATIFUL

[ItalianSoldier11]

Ahahahah if you look carefully his earing drops out at 1:33 :D

[MitsukiRox]

@ItalianSoldier11 xD that made me laugh.

[valpostyle]

@ItalianSoldier11 definitely stopped it and saw it drop out....nice catch.dude!!

[xanderrr521]

for those asking, her name is Fiona Kuchina

[petitesalade]

Best collegehumor video ever

[HoneyBunny952]

Soo qail das Lied :P

[AwesomeGuy292]

epic face at 2:28

[metalrocker1ful]

when i got at 1:24 i was thinkin "come on just do it already"

[icedragon2812]

lol "ill give you "or" and save "gasm" for later!" xD thats brilliant!

[startug]

How is this TV-Y material?

[haydentheonlyhayden]

EVERYONE UP THE COMMENT REMOVED

[Blahhikablah]

If on my half birthday I get only half of my naughtiest fantasies fulfilled wouldn't I still get full sex If what I wanted was a threesome with two girls?

[XxSoulRazoRxX]

@Blahhikablah If youre a guy and belive in half birthday you aint getting any girl.Because that means youre gay ;p

[sf49ersrule]

holy shit she's hot. id have bday sex with her every day

[IssyHitman69]

Whazz the girls' namee???

[ohmypoo123]

i hate when people capitalize the first letter of every word

[Vadcov]

@ohmypoo123 Lol I Know What You Mean. :P Just kiddin.

[Yyyyzyyy]

Dan Gurewitch: A+ LOL

[o0Bonnique0o]

LOL! The actual ratings at 2:03

too bad, thought jake would deserve more than a 3 :P

[VelaToNorma7]

she's hot but she's probably a bitch and she's letting a nigger touch her

[dancer101945]

@VelaToNorma7 racist.

[Vadcov]

@dancer101945 its not racist if he's black.

[dancer101945]

@Vadcov What's that supposed to mean?

It is racist.

[Vadcov]

@dancer101945 If he's black, he's allowed to say it, so its not racist if he does.

[icedragon2812]

@Vadcov hahahaha!

[Elkotend]

I just got a halfie.. only a halfie. Because it's your half birthday.. get it?! HAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

[emojimmyandjimmy]

wtf he has a boner xD



[Mutilatory]

@emojimmyandjimmy its not a boner duh...you know what they say about black people

[Vadcov]

It sucks, normally the hot girls are the huge bitches.

[GoldenRule111]

what falls at like 1:32

[goertzey]

@GoldenRule111 his ear ring D:

[rjschool]

Lol so jokes

[goertzey]

the chick in this video is boner-ific.

[iCheer4MyBoyz]

the girl is pretty but the guy and his big eyes ruined it

[MrPlayDan]

hey what is the name of the actual song??

[BaneOfFreeSpeech]

@MrPlayDan I think collegehumor makes their own songs. it might be using the tune to some shitty fucking rap song. but the lyrics and words are by collegehumor.

[Vadcov]

@MrPlayDan Birthday Sex

[RaYk1LL3r]

sexiest girl i've ever seen in college humor!!

[BaneOfFreeSpeech]

@RaYk1LL3r including her enormous fucking beak?

[Vadcov]

@BaneOfFreeSpeech Pretty sad your judging her because of her nose.

[BaneOfFreeSpeech]

@Vadcov and people judging her because of her body is any different? yes them saying she is hot is just as much judging her as me disliking her beak. wow. I guess some people can't see past their own nose.

[Vadcov]

@BaneOfFreeSpeech Your still just as bad as them by judgin her.

[BaneOfFreeSpeech]

@Vadcov why is judging someone bad? don't judges judge people? are all judges bad? your judging me. your judging that judging is bad and thus makes you a hypocrite. and an asshole. how about you mind your own fucking business I will judge who and what the fuck i wish. have a nice DAY ;)

[shaunyb0i]

Just right after 1:32 his earring falls off.

[anopmen]

@shaunyb0i You're Rite. They Must B Maqnets

[Vadcov]

God damn she's hot.

[Novacification]

This was fucking epic!

[dude8862326]

this song is stupid and gay

[Mjryekw7]

@dude8862326 You're quite good at describing yourself since you are obviously stupid for posting your comment in the first place and gay for not liking this video.

[NJKIDDRICO973]

"give your vagina blueeee balls" LMFAO

[duden00]

epic face  2:19

HAHA

[biglee574]

This shit was pretty clever haha

[JIHOJIJO]

what's the girl's name?

[namixas11]

Thumbs up if you're birthday is March 11th!

[P0ckyMonstar]

@namixas11 mine is 10 days after

[fattybekah]

ahhahahaha

[uloser78]

thumbs up is you think this songis funny

[Deckman07]

*epic face*

[eminem9840]

she's GOOD DAMN SMOKING HOT JEEZ !!! ;9

[superjools1988]

hahahaa

[badfilmer48]

Good song, :) .

[TheFReeFries]

I wouldn't wait 6 months to screw her. I'd fuck that pussy asap!

[Vadcov]

@TheFReeFries Fuckin right.

[TpAcTuKa]

only a dumbass will wait 6 more months to f*ck her :D

[kingzflames]

Pause at 2:04 - LMAO

[optimusprime224]

She's not hot.

[CriticalCriticX8]

F5 to skip comercials

hope it helps



[Iivaitte]

@superdre44 what the heck got 51 thumbs up and got removed

[doom032]

@superdre44 Brilliant comment.

[cesarfr7]

that chick's hot!

[noobcannon1322]

cant you get the other half first?

[MastaBlastaS99]

HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE WALK LIKE THAT AT TE START

WHAT HAPPEND AT THE END OF THE SUPRANOS

[negisensei1234]

@MastaBlastaS99 WELL, FOR ONE, YOU DON'T NEED TO ABUSE KAPS LAWK.

But at the End of the Sopranos, it cut off in mid-sentence.

[ArtVandela4]

@MastaBlastaS99 it seems to be move ur left foot then move ur right foot,, and then repeating tht in a sequence.....i kno its really complex ....its almost like rocket science

[GodOfThunder360]

@MastaBlastaS99 Wow your fucking stupid

[MastaBlastaS99]

thumbs up

[schumacher499]

Sucha badass song ! Listen to it all the time

[Muzulmann]

What does it mean to "give ur vagina blue balls " sorry for the ignorence

[negisensei1234]

@Muzulmann "Blue Balls" is a feeling that men get from lack of ejaculation, making their testes feel heavy and swollen. So, "Give your vagina blue balls" means that he's going so make her horny but half-ass it and not make her ejaculate. I hope that helped.

[Muzulmann]

Man that sexy latina is hooooot. But skiny stop fuckable lol.  Shout out to PuertoRico!!!!!! Check timothy de la ghuetto thats also funny

[Angelbaby7041]

"We'll finish what I start except for the sex part" Birthday sex" XD epic fail

[AhhExpoldingMonkies]

ummm did his earing fall off on 1:33?

[finalfantasyfreako]

@AhhExpoldingMonkies

Sharp eye.

[KevinPha916]

He doesn't want her? I'll take her. xD

[arbyFTW]

meh. if theres one thing collegehumors not great at its writing parodys/songs. there are a couple(awkward rap for example) but most arnt really that great. the rest of the vids are hilarious though :D

[glitters01spritz]

This guys eyes are CRAZAY! iT CRACKS ME UP

[mrkyl3psp]

that girl was pissed

[clarve88]

Around 1:30 when she is rubbing Baron's face....his earing falls out.

[proudblackman]

@clarve88 Good eye!!!

[clarve88]

@proudblackman haha, I have to be good at something.

[GirlSweetSammy]

Im a Hotter Girl

[schu740guy]

@GirlSweetSammy damn...you really are hot

[RamenxXxNoodles]

Thumbs Up For Stating Obvious Things and Getting Thumbs Up

[Thorian46332]

Dan Gurewitch: A+.

[mebite98]

VAGINA ON BLUE BALLS LMAO! GOOD SHI MANNN

[MrWakarimashita]

Faggot.....song...

[brickhead543]

@klosesoccer11 birthday sex by jeremih

[junnela]

Thumbs up if you think the Girl is Hot and the Dude looks like Chris Tucker!!!

[haydentheonlyhayden]

ahhh....ahhh...ahhh..Yeah

Its your halfbirthday and i know you want to get fffff'd...

[McSpartan144]

Dan Gurewitch: A+ Lol

[brapbraprcksn]

@McSpartan144 Lyrics by Dan Gurewitch just makes it that much funnier.

[fartnock33]

DAMN! that chick is HOT!

[XxUrbanXPWNERxX]

i would tap that shit thumbs up everybody

[McSpartan144]

Lol hilarious

[Lucicbruins17]

I'd let it b her birthday everyday...

[4ceawsome]

@Lucicbruins17 but then she would age 100x faster O_O

[dmwme09]

0:45 hahahahaha

[stargirlme65]

hahahahaha what's sad is that it happens.

[CuteAndVeryMe88]

HAHAHAHH

I love it!

[AhhhLecksKrane]

Man this guys facial expressions make the video:p

[JHGRAHAM095]

better than the original lol!

[MysticRaveness991]

Or it's just a guy with ADD...never know.

[DarkJohn55]

that girl is sexy but take off all the makeup then see if she is still as hot

[Tripp718]

LMAO BARON VAUGHN IS A FUNNY AS F*CK

[playingwithfire111]

who is this girl?

[NYMets829]

lol the grades. dan got an A+

[GodOfThunder360]

I Want Revenge! bit . ly/jerku

[TheChasey1]

chickens have half birthdays....and i like taco pizza

[dagongent2]

fuck half-birthday I'd fuck her all the way!

[haydentheonlyhayden]

this guy reminds me of Tyrell from Pure Pwnage..

He passed away a few Christmas' ago, RIP.

anyways, someone go check out PP season 2 ep 3 and tell me what u think

[arkhi13]

It's you're half birthday and I know you wanna get effed

But just the foreplay 'coz you still got six months left

If today was your birthday then you know I'll make you feel right

But it's not, so I'll have half sex and say good night

I'll bring you to the edge then stup abruptly

Just when you can taste it I'll get tired and cudly

I'll find your G-spot, all hot and studly, then get distracted and quit girl!!!

[arkhi13]

LOL, Dan Gurewitch has an A+ in her book. He wrote this song, he deserved it!!!! A+++

[10reptar]

disapointing like the end of the sapranos

[ladyniesha11]

this shit is funny

[BuyMeCookies]

I'l give you OR and save GASM for later.

[TheMrCant]

2:02 Dan's a ledgend XD

[Intoxiqated]

That chick is bangin.

[ouchsstc]

instead of climaxing we'll be plateoing lol hilarious!

[completecomedyact]

that guys face at some points were EPIC and btw as quagmire would say GIGGITY GIGGITY GGGGGGGOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[san23som]

why.....is she so fucking hot????

[pbwarriors2010]

He does look like chirs tucker

[lacorria1]

he ugly



[haydentheonlyhayden]

haha.

awesome song.

[NeNaRoKkZ]

am i the only one whought he lookis like chris tucker?