"It's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters" My assss. When I get old enough or rich enough that someone else has to do that, I've made it.
@Ragitsu No problem :~) I'm still just amazed that someone actually marketed this product! And I'm hoping my dad doesn't find out about it, because he is the one person I know that would actually order something like this. He is 80 years old, but has been lazy since he retired 15 yrs ago. He got a "Shoe-Dini" a couple of weeks ago, and realized he still had to bend over to tie his shoes....lol.
What happens when the paper rips? Does it have a searcher and finder? No, you'll have to dig up your ass anyway....you just bought a stick in which you can stick toilet paper to.Congratulations
so many questions: 1.what are the advantages of being fat, 2. is it really that hard to wipe ur ass, 3. since when do people ask for help to wipe ur ass, 4. is really all that sanitary, 5. how would you wipe when it curves all funny, oh yeah and the reson theres been no toilet paper improvement since 1880 is cause theres nothing to imrovme, its perfect. so dont be a pussy, just take the damn toilet paper, put ur hand in ur butt crack and pull up. NOT THAT HARD
A bidet and a hair dryer would be an improvement over that. In fact, that might be an improvement over toilet paper. At least you would be washing yourself with water instead of thin strips of paper.
how long is it b4 they make a clear, thin rug that you put on your floor so there will never be the hassle of having to sit on that toilet ever again! heehehehehehehe that would be funny. i could only imagine what a commercial for THAT would be like! lollll
if i saw that in my friends or family members house.... it just looks like a dildo i would tell them come here put this back in your room were it belong
You know, I think this Comfort Wipe infomercial should have been aimed more at disabled people than those who are just uptight, lazy and "dignified'. This product can be useful for medical reasons, which is what I think they really failed to address. This way nobody did or will take it seriously.
I think the Get-A-Grip should have been the main product and the Comfort Wipe be the cheap-ass added bonus. Think about it. That grip thing can solve REAL problems. People with bad knees climbing in and out of the shower and tub, they risk falling. That should have been the main item for sale here. It's just like at any job where the dumbass is the manager and the smart guy is the assistant.
My question is... do you start from the front or the back? I'm so confused. This product doesn't eliminate the need to fold at all, so I don't know what they're talking about in the beginning. Only in America... and I'm an American, before anyone starts bitching at me.
I'm a germ freak. I've even thought about seeking therapy for my obsession. This is so much grosser then toilet paper. I wash my hands when i do my business. This stick is alot grosser then normal t.p. I understand that it could be used for the elderly and morbidly obese, but claiming it at a sanitary replacement to old old fashioned whipping.
Lol ask you're parents and grandparents about Eton's catalogues or what became of the Sears wish book in February. true story. It was the standard for decades. When Sears started printing there books in color....well it made the awful process that much worse.
This already exists for midgets and any one who has a medical reason that keeps them from reaching their ass. In some cases its a medical necessity, but to market it with a sanitary angle is retarded.
i think i might have opted for this when i was crippled in the hospital and the grumpy ass blak nurse was tearing my asshole apart cuz i cudnt wipe it myself.
i think there a good idea for ppl that have a disability or for the older generation with a lack of mobility i work in a aged care hostel and many of our residents use these and the work
This is one of the most unbelievable retarded products sold on tv,its up there with the snuggie,speaking of snuggies.did you know that they came out with one for a dog?!such a damn waste of money and time.
Morbidly obese man:"Being a big guy certainly has it's advantages!"
Since when-unless you're a Sumo whestler-does weighing as much as a killer whale have it's advantages...unless you consider being in the running for a stroke, heart attack, etc. a good thing?
This is the wonder of America. ANY need you have will be satisfied. EVERY need will have some sort of product so there is no hardship. Back home, our toilets KILL us... so people not being able to reach their own ass is of no concern to them!
Maybe users are supposed to do what the Queen of England does with her toilet seat when traveling:put it in a special carrying case and bring it with you,lol!
They would seriously need an instruction manual for whoever bought that thing. How the hell would you use it? I think only a moron would use this. If you need someone else to wipe your butt, chances are a stick isnt going to make much of a diffrence.
Adv2k169, I think the funniest thing of that part is the fact that it has nothing to do with the commercial. I mean he can't come right out and say "I'm too fat to reach my own ass" which is proposterous cuz fat men all over the world do it everyday.. but nonethless "being a big guy has its advantages"? Such as?? Being able to win pie eating contests?? And then randomly says "this is a great product". LMAO.
Are you not the fattest nation in the world? I heard an interesting fact the other day - there are 2 million Americans that weigh over 254kg (560lb or 40 stone).
Fat people are a huge burden on society in terms of health care and are contributing to global warming by consuming huge quantities of food. They represent everything that is dysfunctional about our society of consumption and gluttony.
We should melt them down and turn them into candles so people in Afghanistan can read at night.
speaking as a fatass (thanks Cenk) I can't picture ever needing or wanting to use this product, no matter how fat you are the distance from your shoulder to uranus doesn't change, toilet paper isn't "primitive" or "disgusting" (LOL at the commercial) and all I could picture this product would do was smear shit all over your butt.
exactly..the tip of that thing is huge. You'd probably have to spread your ass cheeks with your other hand, only to smear shit all over yourself. It definitely lacks precision...
I'm surprised it wasn't the ass Loofa. I can't wait to see their answer for fat guys with hairy asses that take a lot of force and scrubbing to get clean. That piece of shit can't handle the stress.
what the fucks with the squeezing a tissue and putting it inbetween 2 layers of toilet paper at the begining of the video??is that how you yankees wipe your ass?
Only in America. This shit would not fly anywhere else in the world. In fact, you'd get beat to a bloody pulp for even thinking of trying to pitch such a ridiculous product.
The last thing I wanted to picture was Cenk wiping his ass. LOL.
But really. This thing is hilarious. It seems like it just wouldn't work either. Just get the job done and wash your hands! It might appeal to huge or elderly people. Or both! There tends to be a lot of them.
But I liked the Get A Grip thing. That looked useful for people like that. That should have been their main product.. just perfect it, throw in 2, and there you go.
wtf, what about those water fountain thingys where you can shoot water up your ass. If you have problems, that would be a far better solution. Not that I have ever used it, but the whole time, I thought that the comfort wipe is totally useless, when you can have a much more comfortable water-shooting-up-your-ass-thing ^^.
I love how they start by talking about how toilet paper is so archaic and that it's so hard to fold toilet paper, and then when they get to the product, you find out that you still have to use toilet paper and you have to fold it first. Why even start the ad that way? Just start from the premise that it's hard for some people to wipe their ass. I'm not sure how this would help old people, though. They'd still have to reach around, and probably at a more awkward angle.
yes wiping your but will make your arm hurt
DerekkWu 2 weeks ago
we all know wiping your ass has been a hassle since we were born. glad they made this awesome product.
GoodTastingKush 2 weeks ago
The fat guy and his "disadvantages" gave me a mental image that will scar me for life...
Solidus1086 2 months ago 2
So it's pretty much a reinvention of the roman sponge on a stick?
TheSirPrise 4 months ago 6
Why don't they just install a bidet?
PrettyLittleFairy94 6 months ago 3
Eating chocolate while watching this video..not a very good idea.
jubeiblood 7 months ago
oh. and its great for masturbating
cascocat 7 months ago 4
O.o
awesomegirlO 8 months ago
Cenk should do these kind of stories on MSNBC
turo9992000 8 months ago
I feel like going into a store and buying that is more embarrassing than having someone "help you with your personal matter."
WeAreTitus 9 months ago
Yeah, that product's just a cover story in case someone finds whats obviously your dildo.
RudySpino 9 months ago 3
"It's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters" My assss. When I get old enough or rich enough that someone else has to do that, I've made it.
C4modude 9 months ago 2
lmao who helps the lady at 1:02 before she got the comfort whipes?
TesDB 10 months ago 4
Baby wipes!
no2religions 10 months ago
I hope this crap doesnt make it into Europe...
cwongchung 10 months ago 2
0:56 of course the fatty has it:P
ShannonEatWorld 11 months ago
Wait, don't you have to touch it to put it on.. O.o
ShannonEatWorld 11 months ago
I don't need the comfort wipe. My toilet is next to my shower so I can just jump in the shower and wash all the shit from my ass.
mygoatisdead 1 year ago
@mygoatisdead LOL...damn, that's a little more info than I needed! But whatever works for ya ;-)
This is a real stupid invention and goes to show that someone has too much time on their hands, among other things...hahahaha
whatanightmare1 1 year ago
@mygoatisdead that's disgusting lol
killerchipmunkattack 9 months ago
the comfort wipe DEFINITLEY helps you keep your dignity. using a plasic stick that you attach your toilet paper to.. all to wipe your ass. wow.
verabradleymaniac 1 year ago
Is there a vibrating version?
Ragitsu 1 year ago 16
@Ragitsu ROFLMAO!!! I just spit coffee all over my laptop!
whatanightmare1 1 year ago
@whatanightmare1
Glad I could make you laugh :-). Sorry you hurt your laptop in the process.
Ragitsu 1 year ago
@Ragitsu No problem :~) I'm still just amazed that someone actually marketed this product! And I'm hoping my dad doesn't find out about it, because he is the one person I know that would actually order something like this. He is 80 years old, but has been lazy since he retired 15 yrs ago. He got a "Shoe-Dini" a couple of weeks ago, and realized he still had to bend over to tie his shoes....lol.
whatanightmare1 11 months ago
lol hahaha omg i cant take that infomercial seriously
adm1ackbar 1 year ago
It allows you to EXTEND!!!
AndrewMatt16 1 year ago
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"!
johnnystratman1 1 year ago
@johnnystratman1 xD You quoting Bart makes you an awesome person. =]
RattleheadAnthony 1 year ago
It's called 'wash your fucking hands.'
PunchingBabyz 1 year ago
HOW THE HELL!!!!!! IS THAT A 50 DOLLAR VALUE?!
d0wnfall25 1 year ago
Whats the advantage to being a big guy?
I would say eating contests. But usually skinny asian men win those.
StirItUP1973 1 year ago
What happens when the paper rips? Does it have a searcher and finder? No, you'll have to dig up your ass anyway....you just bought a stick in which you can stick toilet paper to.Congratulations
zebby2460 1 year ago
W.T.F.
keatonomore 1 year ago
whoever buys this should get a dirty poo toilet paper slap!!
MetalHead420100 1 year ago
k if you buy this... your retarded
antonio36123 1 year ago
id do that chick
ZEKEZOERNER 1 year ago
so many questions: 1.what are the advantages of being fat, 2. is it really that hard to wipe ur ass, 3. since when do people ask for help to wipe ur ass, 4. is really all that sanitary, 5. how would you wipe when it curves all funny, oh yeah and the reson theres been no toilet paper improvement since 1880 is cause theres nothing to imrovme, its perfect. so dont be a pussy, just take the damn toilet paper, put ur hand in ur butt crack and pull up. NOT THAT HARD
WafflemanR 1 year ago 4
what dumbass thought of this? more importantly what business thought it would be agood idea to sell it? what is the world coming to
WafflemanR 1 year ago
1:09 . WHAT?
casdebom2 1 year ago
and where would you store that thing? someone stays over at your house and mistakes it for a shower back scrub , and now they enjoy a poopy shower
Bunomous 1 year ago
GOOD GOD!!!!! REALLY??? REALLY??? We'll buy anything.
partysince96 1 year ago
THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SINKS AND SOAP IN THE FUCKING RESTROOMS
HiroyukiNishino 1 year ago
A bidet and a hair dryer would be an improvement over that. In fact, that might be an improvement over toilet paper. At least you would be washing yourself with water instead of thin strips of paper.
squreshi10 1 year ago
Don't worry, instead of wiping your ass with clean paper each time, you now wipe it with the same extension that you used last time!
Improved hygiene my butt.
fmsflyingmonkey 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If your so fat you can wipe your own ass, Its time to put the fucking fork down!!!
RaZorXwireXbabyX 1 year ago
okay this is just creepie
shout out to pet lady-shane
gibbirocks 1 year ago
i started laughing uncromtrollaby when they said get a grip
superstar5565 1 year ago
"It's embaressing to have someone help you with your personal matters!" Wait, you have someone wipe your ass for you?
iluvyaXDbahaha 1 year ago
How in the world would you even wipe with that thing?!
mangafangirl 1 year ago 5
wat if u trip it goes up ur ass
jgladsee 1 year ago
bidet all the way, no paper not probes
Buzzaard 1 year ago
Sigh who comes up with these things anyways. So sad. :(
34601k 1 year ago
Toilet paper is only dirty AFTER you wipe your ass with it.
BlushingElephant 1 year ago
Is it really THAT hard to wipe your ass, people? ._.
SimulatedStories 1 year ago
For the people for whom this product is intended - those who are wider around than they are tall - then yes. The US is a FAT country.
1RadicalOne 1 year ago 2
@SimulatedStories LOL
503leafy 1 year ago
how long is it b4 they make a clear, thin rug that you put on your floor so there will never be the hassle of having to sit on that toilet ever again! heehehehehehehe that would be funny. i could only imagine what a commercial for THAT would be like! lollll
nicmic42 1 year ago 2
or you could wash your hands.. wtf
emerelia2008 1 year ago 47
if i saw that in my friends or family members house.... it just looks like a dildo i would tell them come here put this back in your room were it belong
94Ragnarok 1 year ago
i want to take a shit as hell!!
Bigboss037 1 year ago
i wonder how much these actors were payed to do this
13o13cat 1 year ago
There was a toilet paper improvement in 1885?
SeedOfCannibalism 1 year ago
You know, I think this Comfort Wipe infomercial should have been aimed more at disabled people than those who are just uptight, lazy and "dignified'. This product can be useful for medical reasons, which is what I think they really failed to address. This way nobody did or will take it seriously.
ExplorerDS6789 1 year ago
I think the Get-A-Grip should have been the main product and the Comfort Wipe be the cheap-ass added bonus. Think about it. That grip thing can solve REAL problems. People with bad knees climbing in and out of the shower and tub, they risk falling. That should have been the main item for sale here. It's just like at any job where the dumbass is the manager and the smart guy is the assistant.
ExplorerDS6789 1 year ago
My question is... do you start from the front or the back? I'm so confused. This product doesn't eliminate the need to fold at all, so I don't know what they're talking about in the beginning. Only in America... and I'm an American, before anyone starts bitching at me.
scizophrenicpanda 1 year ago
bewfore toiletpaper was invented we used clam shells to wipe with in the USA.
inachu 1 year ago
i have trouble wiping my ass anyone want to help me?
koolperson99 2 years ago
I'm a germ freak. I've even thought about seeking therapy for my obsession. This is so much grosser then toilet paper. I wash my hands when i do my business. This stick is alot grosser then normal t.p. I understand that it could be used for the elderly and morbidly obese, but claiming it at a sanitary replacement to old old fashioned whipping.
PrettyLittleLadybug7 2 years ago
The Comfort Wipe is not much different than any wiping aids sold in stores for the elderly and those with medical disabilities.
Infact, if you search Google, you'll find the Freedom Wand, the SelfWipe, the EasyWipe (which looks identical to Comfort Wipe) etc...
Like all stupid informercials, this one is making it sound like something new and unique, when it's a very old idea.
Azzaelea 2 years ago
What the hell happened in the 1880s??
sexysadie1977 2 years ago 7
@sexysadie1977
Lol ask you're parents and grandparents about Eton's catalogues or what became of the Sears wish book in February. true story. It was the standard for decades. When Sears started printing there books in color....well it made the awful process that much worse.
PrettyLittleLadybug7 2 years ago
I don't even get how you use it.
ooMONKEYoo 2 years ago 4
America is trying to make us all... obese
BrokenPuzzle 2 years ago 2
This already exists for midgets and any one who has a medical reason that keeps them from reaching their ass. In some cases its a medical necessity, but to market it with a sanitary angle is retarded.
Landfried22 2 years ago 3
Cenk's face after Ann says "You'll get poo on it!" is CLASSIC!
Bladewing10 2 years ago
i think i might have opted for this when i was crippled in the hospital and the grumpy ass blak nurse was tearing my asshole apart cuz i cudnt wipe it myself.
Poosharker 2 years ago
i think there a good idea for ppl that have a disability or for the older generation with a lack of mobility i work in a aged care hostel and many of our residents use these and the work
nightnurse1984 2 years ago 2
lol sticks for fat asses
BalooDumptruck 2 years ago 3
This is one of the most unbelievable retarded products sold on tv,its up there with the snuggie,speaking of snuggies.did you know that they came out with one for a dog?!such a damn waste of money and time.
jefftrisdale 2 years ago
well for fatasses...uhm there body contour is gone
liveinmymusic 2 years ago
Comfort Wipes are right up there with those disposable paper funnels targeting women so they can pee standing up.
They're on my Most Horrible Products Ever list.
veganmetalmilitia 2 years ago
... They have what? That is... Ugh. My faith in humanity is destroyed.
mjc0961 2 years ago
they were making fun of this on wildest tv show moments and i showed my mom and she thought it was fake because it was such a ridiculus idea.
LisaBreeBranch 2 years ago 2
The most dumbest product ever invented!
Also what the advantage of being a lard ass???
mrssmithjr 2 years ago 37
Advantage of being a lard ass: "I get to use my girth to intimidate and bully people!"
Disadvantage: "I can't wipe myself because I can't reach my own ass crack." *sniffle*
Vatfryer 2 years ago 3
LMFAOOO love that answer,because that guy acts like he's happy to be a fat ass.
mrssmithjr 2 years ago
I know! I always crack up when he makes that stupid "advantage" statement.
Vatfryer 2 years ago
LMFAOOOO I died laughing when he said,that being fat is an advantage XD XD!!!
mrssmithjr 2 years ago 2
@mrssmithjr Well, if your fighting someone, and your a fat-ass, all you have to do is fall on em, and boom you win.
LJKBIGMAC 1 year ago
@LJKBIGMAC LMFAO XD!
mrssmithjr 1 year ago
Morbidly obese man:"Being a big guy certainly has it's advantages!"
Since when-unless you're a Sumo whestler-does weighing as much as a killer whale have it's advantages...unless you consider being in the running for a stroke, heart attack, etc. a good thing?
Babyhowdy233 2 years ago 4
who WOULDN'T want to be in the running for a stroke, heart attack, etc?
bigbigblue111 2 years ago 2
So it's a modern solution to wipe with a plastic stick up your butt?
repcrese 2 years ago
now this is really the WORST product ever.
305BallerEJ 2 years ago
Order now and get a second butt stick for your guests, and we will throw these handy hanger- hooks to make your bathroom look so cute.
Benzenering1004 2 years ago 4
That "get a grip" might just fit nicely on to the back of some chicks ass. Add a vibrating tip to that dildo stick and I'm sold.
Benzenering1004 2 years ago
This is the wonder of America. ANY need you have will be satisfied. EVERY need will have some sort of product so there is no hardship. Back home, our toilets KILL us... so people not being able to reach their own ass is of no concern to them!
dragonofthedarknight 2 years ago
hehhe i no first power chairs now this what next
jared33647 2 years ago
people it's called a bidet
this is just ridiculous
Leadman1989 2 years ago 4
And does everyone take their own when they visit other people?
Or does everyone use the hosts?
Either way is fucked up.
ragnatoad 2 years ago 2
Maybe users are supposed to do what the Queen of England does with her toilet seat when traveling:put it in a special carrying case and bring it with you,lol!
Babyhowdy233 2 years ago
what happened in the 1880's to advance toilet paper usage?
theblahs 2 years ago
i guess they made the toilet paper
superok4luv2u 2 years ago 2
They made the advancement from leaves.
clumsy0ninja 2 years ago 3
i saw a guy with realy small arms acouple of days ago this might help him out.
ozzyrules66 2 years ago
bidet
Leadman1989 2 years ago
This product has a huge niche for growing number of fat fucks in the industrial world
skitchdrews 2 years ago 2
wtf is this serious!? hahahahahaha this is crazy
sergtherocka 2 years ago
i will wipe my ass with my shirt before i use this
superuglyman888 2 years ago 4
I have a super-power in that I can morph into anything I want to.
Im going to morph into one of these, go into Ana Kasparians bathroom and play the waiting game...
FatRakoon 2 years ago
LOLL perv
MsTrance1 2 years ago
just buy a japanese toilet that shoots water to your bum :>
thizzboy99 2 years ago 4
They would seriously need an instruction manual for whoever bought that thing. How the hell would you use it? I think only a moron would use this. If you need someone else to wipe your butt, chances are a stick isnt going to make much of a diffrence.
BrittanyER86 2 years ago
lol she said comfort grip like 17 times
cake43217 2 years ago
your fat
Davintroop621 2 years ago
WHAT! toilet paper has already been invented, and heres me using leafs, and tree bark.
Who the hell would buy this though?
KA RAZY
rorrt 2 years ago 3
Well ...You can shove this idea up your ass...
baronsorgi 2 years ago 3
being a big guy has its advantages and it's disadvantages------This is a great product.
He is SO Fat he can't even wipe his own butt. SHAMEFUL
Adv2k169 2 years ago 53
Adv2k169, I think the funniest thing of that part is the fact that it has nothing to do with the commercial. I mean he can't come right out and say "I'm too fat to reach my own ass" which is proposterous cuz fat men all over the world do it everyday.. but nonethless "being a big guy has its advantages"? Such as?? Being able to win pie eating contests?? And then randomly says "this is a great product". LMAO.
BrittanyER86 2 years ago 2
the first improvement since the 1880's???? ummm...people used newspaper before toilet paper was invented like in the 20th century.
Weltschmertz2020 2 years ago 7
personally i thinl toilet paper is prett damn civilized! Thank you toilet paper!lol
skedaddleMLS 2 years ago 46
your in a serious need of a Comfort Wipe my friend...why!? because your full of ****
SupaFastVideos 2 years ago
ali g's ice cream glove now doesn't seem like such a bad idea
matereymate 2 years ago
Are they Serious?! What the hell do you need an extra 18 in to wipe?
Evanangelion 2 years ago 2
Your mom
zombiekiller2045 2 years ago
WTF
Americans are so fat, neurotic and messed up.
versanil 2 years ago
@versanil I'm 5'1" and I weigh 92 pounds. I guess I'd better start starving myself, since I'm American, and that equals obese!
Vatfryer 2 years ago
Shut your pie hole fatty.
versanil 2 years ago
You have no business insulting Americans or anyone else. You're obviously very immature.
Vatfryer 2 years ago
Are you not the fattest nation in the world? I heard an interesting fact the other day - there are 2 million Americans that weigh over 254kg (560lb or 40 stone).
Fat people are a huge burden on society in terms of health care and are contributing to global warming by consuming huge quantities of food. They represent everything that is dysfunctional about our society of consumption and gluttony.
We should melt them down and turn them into candles so people in Afghanistan can read at night.
versanil 2 years ago 5
@versanil: YES THAT is why america sucks. and a bunch of other stuff
jamiec24925 2 years ago
@versanil ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
candles so the afghanis can read at night ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
VeritasTruthEmet 1 year ago
WTH!!! Are we that lazy to wipe our own behinds.. Come on now!!... That is really gross
kimiko20 2 years ago 2
speaking as a fatass (thanks Cenk) I can't picture ever needing or wanting to use this product, no matter how fat you are the distance from your shoulder to uranus doesn't change, toilet paper isn't "primitive" or "disgusting" (LOL at the commercial) and all I could picture this product would do was smear shit all over your butt.
GretchenDawntreader 2 years ago
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kevinV73 2 years ago
exactly..the tip of that thing is huge. You'd probably have to spread your ass cheeks with your other hand, only to smear shit all over yourself. It definitely lacks precision...
smadgirl 2 years ago 5
HAHAHAHAHAHA
DarkStar109 2 years ago
lol its embarrassing to have someone deal with your "personal matters"
HollyM27 2 years ago
ya your realy going to mantain your dignity by shuving a stick up your ass.
saliva3737 2 years ago 7
NO WAY Three Sea Shells is the way of the future!
thedreamdealer 2 years ago
lol whatacctualy was the idea behind tht cuz in demelition man they dont ever say lool
ellisgoward 2 years ago
ok, once again - stupid.... but for pregnant chicks, great idea, just no very sanitary. much better price than the kush !! haha
CTKJNZ 2 years ago
I'm surprised it wasn't the ass Loofa. I can't wait to see their answer for fat guys with hairy asses that take a lot of force and scrubbing to get clean. That piece of shit can't handle the stress.
makaisenki 2 years ago
what the fucks with the squeezing a tissue and putting it inbetween 2 layers of toilet paper at the begining of the video??is that how you yankees wipe your ass?
dickstarbucksmut 2 years ago
What is with the "dignity" ladies accent? It's like half New York and half speech impediment?
jeep6242 2 years ago 8
oh, right. lol i was trying to remember
grendelee 2 years ago 2
anna looks verrrry cute today
kelvsc 2 years ago 6
these people better "getagrip"
rphaider123 2 years ago 3
No....just....no
fighter618 2 years ago 3
OMG....that's......If I ever get to the point where I can't wipe myself I think I'd just want to be put OUT of my misery.
kwatson813 2 years ago 2
Only in America. This shit would not fly anywhere else in the world. In fact, you'd get beat to a bloody pulp for even thinking of trying to pitch such a ridiculous product.
MozVolta 2 years ago 6
Tell me about it dude.
(though I'm from Canada, so I'm not sure how bad we are)
Zeelxx 2 years ago 3
0:38 "It's as easy to use as a shower brush!"
0:56 What advantages? you can take up a whole row on an airplane?
tostrye 2 years ago
The last thing I wanted to picture was Cenk wiping his ass. LOL.
But really. This thing is hilarious. It seems like it just wouldn't work either. Just get the job done and wash your hands! It might appeal to huge or elderly people. Or both! There tends to be a lot of them.
But I liked the Get A Grip thing. That looked useful for people like that. That should have been their main product.. just perfect it, throw in 2, and there you go.
AlderDragon 2 years ago
if you're really fat, germaphobic, or just a fucking idiot, buy this product!
tburysux 2 years ago 3
Sweet. We are well on our way to the three shells.
Tylatz 2 years ago 2
Maybe it great for supermorbidly obese people, I don't know.
Vamavid 2 years ago
What is this, I don't even
Southparker100000000 2 years ago
oh my god, where is that from
grendelee 2 years ago
wtf, what about those water fountain thingys where you can shoot water up your ass. If you have problems, that would be a far better solution. Not that I have ever used it, but the whole time, I thought that the comfort wipe is totally useless, when you can have a much more comfortable water-shooting-up-your-ass-thing ^^.
P1ranh4 2 years ago
holy fuk,..if mother fuckers cant wipe there ass..how the hell yu cross the streets....what a crock of shit..lol
Morbideth69 2 years ago
I love how they start by talking about how toilet paper is so archaic and that it's so hard to fold toilet paper, and then when they get to the product, you find out that you still have to use toilet paper and you have to fold it first. Why even start the ad that way? Just start from the premise that it's hard for some people to wipe their ass. I'm not sure how this would help old people, though. They'd still have to reach around, and probably at a more awkward angle.
MrAlmostPopular 2 years ago 5
you better USE MY COMFORT WIPE OR YOU GONA GET GRIP.
fighter8262 2 years ago
I have a fat ass but I don't need a comfort wipe.
Candiecane908 2 years ago 2
arrogant fucks think they're too good to wipe their own ass.
chefawkes 2 years ago
i think i saw a skit like this on SNL or something
ripechancew00ds 2 years ago
send to Terence Howard
madammao 2 years ago
spose i wanna shit away from home. i gotta carry this thing around in my bag ????
madammao 2 years ago 3
Ha Ha. Best Comment of the Day
TehNarrator 2 years ago
.....I know some people who need the "Get-a-Grip".
ItzMeRon 2 years ago