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  • yes wiping your but will make your arm hurt

  • we all know wiping your ass has been a hassle since we were born. glad they made this awesome product.

  • The fat guy and his "disadvantages" gave me a mental image that will scar me for life...

  • So it's pretty much a reinvention of the roman sponge on a stick?

  • Why don't they just install a bidet?

  • Eating chocolate while watching this video..not a very good idea.

  • oh. and its great for masturbating

  • O.o

  • Cenk should do these kind of stories on MSNBC

  • I feel like going into a store and buying that is more embarrassing than having someone "help you with your personal matter."

  • Yeah, that product's just a cover story in case someone finds whats obviously your dildo.

  • "It's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters" My assss. When I get old enough or rich enough that someone else has to do that, I've made it.

  • lmao who helps the lady at 1:02 before she got the comfort whipes?

  • Baby wipes!

  • I hope this crap doesnt make it into Europe...

  • 0:56 of course the fatty has it:P

  • Wait, don't you have to touch it to put it on.. O.o

  • I don't need the comfort wipe.  My toilet is next to my shower so I can just jump in the shower and wash all the shit from my ass.

  • @mygoatisdead LOL...damn, that's a little more info than I needed! But whatever works for ya ;-)

    This is a real stupid invention and goes to show that someone has too much time on their hands, among other things...hahahaha

  • @mygoatisdead that's disgusting lol

  • the comfort wipe DEFINITLEY helps you keep your dignity. using a plasic stick that you attach your toilet paper to.. all to wipe your ass. wow.

  • Is there a vibrating version?

  • @Ragitsu ROFLMAO!!! I just spit coffee all over my laptop!

  • @whatanightmare1

    Glad I could make you laugh :-). Sorry you hurt your laptop in the process.

  • @Ragitsu No problem :~) I'm still just amazed that someone actually marketed this product! And I'm hoping my dad doesn't find out about it, because he is the one person I know that would actually order something like this. He is 80 years old, but has been lazy since he retired 15 yrs ago. He got a "Shoe-Dini" a couple of weeks ago, and realized he still had to bend over to tie his shoes....lol.

  • lol hahaha omg i cant take that infomercial seriously

  • It allows you to EXTEND!!!

  • "I wash myself with a rag on a stick"!

  • @johnnystratman1 xD You quoting Bart makes you an awesome person. =]

  • It's called 'wash your fucking hands.'

  • HOW THE HELL!!!!!! IS THAT A 50 DOLLAR VALUE?!

  • Whats the advantage to being a big guy?

    I would say eating contests. But usually skinny asian men win those.

  • What happens when the paper rips? Does it have a searcher and finder? No, you'll have to dig up your ass anyway....you just bought a stick in which you can stick toilet paper to.Congratulations

  • W.T.F.

  • whoever buys this should get a dirty poo toilet paper slap!!

  • k if you buy this... your retarded

  • id do that chick

  • so many questions: 1.what are the advantages of being fat, 2. is it really that hard to wipe ur ass, 3. since when do people ask for help to wipe ur ass, 4. is really all that sanitary, 5. how would you wipe when it curves all funny, oh yeah and the reson theres been no toilet paper improvement since 1880 is cause theres nothing to imrovme, its perfect. so dont be a pussy, just take the damn toilet paper, put ur hand in ur butt crack and pull up. NOT THAT HARD

  • what dumbass thought of this? more importantly what business thought it would be agood idea to sell it? what is the world coming to

  • 1:09 . WHAT?

  • and where would you store that thing? someone stays over at your house and mistakes it for a shower back scrub , and now they enjoy a poopy shower

  • GOOD GOD!!!!! REALLY??? REALLY??? We'll buy anything.

  • THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SINKS AND SOAP IN THE FUCKING RESTROOMS

  • A bidet and a hair dryer would be an improvement over that. In fact, that might be an improvement over toilet paper. At least you would be washing yourself with water instead of thin strips of paper.

  • Don't worry, instead of wiping your ass with clean paper each time, you now wipe it with the same extension that you used last time!

    Improved hygiene my butt.

  • okay this is just creepie

    shout out to pet lady-shane

  • i started laughing uncromtrollaby when they said get a grip

  • "It's embaressing to have someone help you with your personal matters!" Wait, you have someone wipe your ass for you?

  • How in the world would you even wipe with that thing?!

  • wat if u trip it goes up ur ass

  • bidet all the way, no paper not probes

  • Sigh who comes up with these things anyways. So sad. :(

  • Toilet paper is only dirty AFTER you wipe your ass with it.

  • Is it really THAT hard to wipe your ass, people? ._.

  • For the people for whom this product is intended - those who are wider around than they are tall - then yes. The US is a FAT country.

  • how long is it b4 they make a clear, thin rug that you put on your floor so there will never be the hassle of having to sit on that toilet ever again! heehehehehehehe that would be funny. i could only imagine what a commercial for THAT would be like! lollll

  • or you could wash your hands.. wtf

  • if i saw that in my friends or family members house.... it just looks like a dildo i would tell them come here put this back in your room were it belong

  • i want to take a shit as hell!!

  • i wonder how much these actors were payed to do this

  • There was a toilet paper improvement in 1885?

  • You know, I think this Comfort Wipe infomercial should have been aimed more at disabled people than those who are just uptight, lazy and "dignified'. This product can be useful for medical reasons, which is what I think they really failed to address. This way nobody did or will take it seriously.

  • I think the Get-A-Grip should have been the main product and the Comfort Wipe be the cheap-ass added bonus. Think about it. That grip thing can solve REAL problems. People with bad knees climbing in and out of the shower and tub, they risk falling. That should have been the main item for sale here. It's just like at any job where the dumbass is the manager and the smart guy is the assistant.

  • My question is... do you start from the front or the back? I'm so confused. This product doesn't eliminate the need to fold at all, so I don't know what they're talking about in the beginning. Only in America... and I'm an American, before anyone starts bitching at me.

  • bewfore toiletpaper was invented we used clam shells to wipe with in the USA.

  • i have trouble wiping my ass anyone want to help me?

  • I'm a germ freak. I've even thought about seeking therapy for my obsession. This is so much grosser then toilet paper. I wash my hands when i do my business. This stick is alot grosser then normal t.p. I understand that it could be used for the elderly and morbidly obese, but claiming it at a sanitary replacement to old old fashioned whipping.

  • The Comfort Wipe is not much different than any wiping aids sold in stores for the elderly and those with medical disabilities.

    Infact, if you search Google, you'll find the Freedom Wand, the SelfWipe, the EasyWipe (which looks identical to Comfort Wipe) etc...

    Like all stupid informercials, this one is making it sound like something new and unique, when it's a very old idea.

  • What the hell happened in the 1880s??

  • @sexysadie1977

    Lol ask you're parents and grandparents about Eton's catalogues or what became of the Sears wish book in February. true story.  It was the standard for decades. When Sears started printing there books in color....well it made the awful process that much worse.

  • I don't even get how you use it.

  • America is trying to make us all... obese

  • This already exists for midgets and any one who has a medical reason that keeps them from reaching their ass. In some cases its a medical necessity, but to market it with a sanitary angle is retarded.

  • Cenk's face after Ann says "You'll get poo on it!" is CLASSIC!

  • i think i might have opted for this when i was crippled in the hospital and the grumpy ass blak nurse was tearing my asshole apart cuz i cudnt wipe it myself.

  • i think there a good idea for ppl that have a disability or for the older generation with a lack of mobility i work in a aged care hostel and many of our residents use these and the work

  • lol sticks for fat asses

  • This is one of the most unbelievable retarded products sold on tv,its up there with the snuggie,speaking of snuggies.did you know that they came out with one for a dog?!such a damn waste of money and time.

  • well for fatasses...uhm there body contour is gone

  • Comfort Wipes are right up there with those disposable paper funnels targeting women so they can pee standing up.

    They're on my Most Horrible Products Ever list.

  • ... They have what? That is... Ugh. My faith in humanity is destroyed.

  • they were making fun of this on wildest tv show moments and i showed my mom and she thought it was fake because it was such a ridiculus idea.

  • The most dumbest product ever invented!

    Also what the advantage of being a lard ass???

  • Advantage of being a lard ass: "I get to use my girth to intimidate and bully people!"

    Disadvantage: "I can't wipe myself because I can't reach my own ass crack." *sniffle*

  • LMFAOOO love that answer,because that guy acts like he's happy to be a fat ass.

  • I know! I always crack up when he makes that stupid "advantage" statement.

  • LMFAOOOO I died laughing when he said,that being fat is an advantage XD XD!!!

  • @mrssmithjr Well, if your fighting someone, and your a fat-ass, all you have to do is fall on em, and boom you win.

  • @LJKBIGMAC LMFAO XD!

  • Morbidly obese man:"Being a big guy certainly has it's advantages!"

    Since when-unless you're a Sumo whestler-does weighing as much as a killer whale have it's advantages...unless you consider being in the running for a stroke, heart attack, etc. a good thing?

  • who WOULDN'T want to be in the running for a stroke, heart attack, etc?

  • So it's a modern solution to wipe with a plastic stick up your butt?

  • now this is really the WORST product ever.

  • Order now and get a second butt stick for your guests, and we will throw these handy hanger- hooks to make your bathroom look so cute.

  • That "get a grip" might just fit nicely on to the back of some chicks ass. Add a vibrating tip to that dildo stick and I'm sold.

  • This is the wonder of America. ANY need you have will be satisfied. EVERY need will have some sort of product so there is no hardship. Back home, our toilets KILL us... so people not being able to reach their own ass is of no concern to them!

  • hehhe i no first power chairs now this what next

  • people it's called a bidet

    this is just ridiculous

  • And does everyone take their own when they visit other people?

    Or does everyone use the hosts?

    Either way is fucked up.

  • Maybe users are supposed to do what the Queen of England does with her toilet seat when traveling:put it in a special carrying case and bring it with you,lol!

  • what happened in the 1880's to advance toilet paper usage?

  • i guess they made the toilet paper

  • They made the advancement from leaves.

  • i saw a guy with realy small arms acouple of days ago this might help him out.

  • bidet

  • This product has a huge niche for growing number of fat fucks in the industrial world

  • wtf is this serious!? hahahahahaha this is crazy

  • i will wipe my ass with my shirt before i use this

  • I have a super-power in that I can morph into anything I want to.

    Im going to morph into one of these, go into Ana Kasparians bathroom and play the waiting game...

  • LOLL perv

  • just buy a japanese toilet that shoots water to your bum :>

  • They would seriously need an instruction manual for whoever bought that thing. How the hell would you use it? I think only a moron would use this. If you need someone else to wipe your butt, chances are a stick isnt going to make much of a diffrence.

  • lol she said comfort grip like 17 times

  • your fat

  • WHAT! toilet paper has already been invented, and heres me using leafs, and tree bark.

    Who the hell would buy this though?

    KA RAZY

  • Well ...You can shove this idea up your ass...

  • being a big guy has its advantages and it's disadvantages------This is a great product.

    He is SO Fat he can't even wipe his own butt. SHAMEFUL

  • Adv2k169, I think the funniest thing of that part is the fact that it has nothing to do with the commercial. I mean he can't come right out and say "I'm too fat to reach my own ass" which is proposterous cuz fat men all over the world do it everyday.. but nonethless "being a big guy has its advantages"? Such as?? Being able to win pie eating contests?? And then randomly says "this is a great product". LMAO.

  • the first improvement since the 1880's???? ummm...people used newspaper before toilet paper was invented like in the 20th century.

  • personally i thinl toilet paper is prett damn civilized! Thank you toilet paper!lol

  • your in a serious need of a Comfort Wipe my friend...why!? because your full of ****

  • ali g's ice cream glove now doesn't seem like such a bad idea

  • Are they Serious?! What the hell do you need an extra 18 in  to wipe?

  • Your mom

  • WTF

    Americans are so fat, neurotic and messed up.

  • @versanil I'm 5'1" and I weigh 92 pounds. I guess I'd better start starving myself, since I'm American, and that equals obese!

  • Shut your pie hole fatty.

  • You have no business insulting Americans or anyone else. You're obviously very immature.

  • Are you not the fattest nation in the world? I heard an interesting fact the other day - there are 2 million Americans that weigh over 254kg (560lb or 40 stone).

    Fat people are a huge burden on society in terms of health care and are contributing to global warming by consuming huge quantities of food. They represent everything that is dysfunctional about our society of consumption and gluttony.

    We should melt them down and turn them into candles so people in Afghanistan can read at night.

  • @versanil: YES THAT is why america sucks. and a bunch of other stuff

  • @versanil ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    candles so the afghanis can read at night ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • WTH!!! Are we that lazy to wipe our own behinds.. Come on now!!... That is really gross

  • speaking as a fatass (thanks Cenk) I can't picture ever needing or wanting to use this product, no matter how fat you are the distance from your shoulder to uranus doesn't change, toilet paper isn't "primitive" or "disgusting" (LOL at the commercial) and all I could picture this product would do was smear shit all over your butt.

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • exactly..the tip of that thing is huge. You'd probably have to spread your ass cheeks with your other hand, only to smear shit all over yourself. It definitely lacks precision...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • lol its embarrassing to have someone deal with your "personal matters"

  • ya your realy going to mantain your dignity by shuving a stick up your ass.

  • NO WAY Three Sea Shells is the way of the future!

  • lol whatacctualy was the idea behind tht cuz in demelition man they dont ever say lool

  • ok, once again - stupid.... but for pregnant chicks, great idea, just no very sanitary. much better price than the kush !! haha

  • I'm surprised it wasn't the ass Loofa. I can't wait to see their answer for fat guys with hairy asses that take a lot of force and scrubbing to get clean. That piece of shit can't handle the stress.

  • what the fucks with the squeezing a tissue and putting it inbetween 2 layers of toilet paper at the begining of the video??is that how you yankees wipe your ass?

  • What is with the "dignity" ladies accent? It's like half New York and half speech impediment?

  • oh, right. lol i was trying to remember

  • anna looks verrrry cute today

  • these people better "getagrip"

  • No....just....no

  • OMG....that's......If I ever get to the point where I can't wipe myself I think I'd just want to be put OUT of my misery.

  • Only in America. This shit would not fly anywhere else in the world. In fact, you'd get beat to a bloody pulp for even thinking of trying to pitch such a ridiculous product.

  • Tell me about it dude.

    (though I'm from Canada, so I'm not sure how bad we are)

  • 0:38 "It's as easy to use as a shower brush!"

    0:56 What advantages? you can take up a whole row on an airplane?

  • The last thing I wanted to picture was Cenk wiping his ass. LOL.

    But really. This thing is hilarious. It seems like it just wouldn't work either. Just get the job done and wash your hands! It might appeal to huge or elderly people. Or both! There tends to be a lot of them.

    But I liked the Get A Grip thing. That looked useful for people like that. That should have been their main product.. just perfect it, throw in 2, and there you go.

  • if you're really fat, germaphobic, or just a fucking idiot, buy this product!

  • Sweet. We are well on our way to the three shells.

  • Maybe it great for supermorbidly obese people, I don't know.

  • What is this, I don't even

  • oh my god, where is that from

  • wtf, what about those water fountain thingys where you can shoot water up your ass. If you have problems, that would be a far better solution. Not that I have ever used it, but the whole time, I thought that the comfort wipe is totally useless, when you can have a much more comfortable water-shooting-up-your-ass-thi­ng ^^.

  • holy fuk,..if mother fuckers cant wipe there ass..how the hell yu cross the streets....what a crock of shit..lol

  • I love how they start by talking about how toilet paper is so archaic and that it's so hard to fold toilet paper, and then when they get to the product, you find out that you still have to use toilet paper and you have to fold it first. Why even start the ad that way? Just start from the premise that it's hard for some people to wipe their ass. I'm not sure how this would help old people, though. They'd still have to reach around, and probably at a more awkward angle.

  • you better USE MY COMFORT WIPE OR YOU GONA GET GRIP.

  • I have a fat ass but I don't need a comfort wipe.

  • arrogant fucks think they're too good to wipe their own ass.

  • i think i saw a skit like this on SNL or something

  • send to Terence Howard

  • spose i wanna shit away from home. i gotta carry this thing around in my bag ????

  • Ha Ha. Best Comment of the Day

  • .....I know some people who need the "Get-a-Grip".