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  • It seems most of you haven't grasped the satirical message of this brilliant piece of stand-up.

  • US army have lose in Irak, you pretend that you win but the first technology army of word was not able to occupate Irak (5000 years of culture) ... suppremacy of US is over!

    USA is the country of pornographia, drugs, proud to be incult, lead by Sionism, lead by Saudi Arabi, decadant and degenered, invared by mass imigration!

  • Four french soldiers were murdered in Afghanistant (not killing in action murdered) by an regular afghan soldiers that have seen us marines pissing over bodies of talibans ... amercans appaudise each times french are killed in AFGHANISTAN! For them were are shit and only shit!

    No these people are NOT OUR FRIENDS!

  • FUCK ALL AMERICANS DEGENERED WITH THEIR FUCING BLACK PRESIDENT AMERICAN EAT THEIR OWN SHIT AND FUCK THEIR SISTERS

  • @BOUCHAK This is coming from a guy who lives in the gayest country in the world filled with queers and pussies who cant fight their own wars...USA BITCH

  • God created the french so the whole world has something to laugh at and make themselves feel better . as in " no matter how bad things get at least i am not french "

  • I'm french , any questions ?

  • Va te faire enculer vieille merde.

  • @EmmanuelleBeartJvc  ????? Vous fait la même chose avec les roumains !!!!!

  • A NATIONAL ALLIANCE IS NOT ABOUT HATING OTHER PEOPLE.I THINK ITS THE OPPOSITE,ITS ALL ABOUT SEE WHAT COMMON THINGS DO WE STAND FOR.

  • @sheyon1000 True Story!!

  • Fuck U.S.A !

    French/Algeria POWER !

  • VIVE LA FRANCE !!!! FUCK ENGLAND/USA !!!!!!!!

  • fuck england bitch ;p

    from marseille!!

  • fFrRiIeEnNch zpPEeOoPLE are a bBuNcCHh of Knotzees

  • glad to see someone who has exactly my opinion in this world full of religious fanatics, racists and zionists

  • STFU

    

  • fuck the french gross disgusting and excruciating 

  • thats richt fuck the french

  • @dano8898 yeah all the way

  • i used to hate this guy, until i heard his opinion of the french and the jews

  • @Zenxuna Listen again.

  • If it weren't for French, Americans would speak English . . . correctly.

  • @hejcoze , Yeah so what if you're right!

  • @hejcoze

    Fuck you bigot.

  • @Sobanski87 Well played my friend.FUCK THE GLOBALISTS.

  • How do you get a French waiter's attention?

    Start ordering in German.

    Why do the French Smell?

    So blind people can hate them too!

    How many Frenchmen died in World War II????

    Not Enough.

  • @ItsYourBlood Kind regards to uptight French people everywhere..

  • I thought this was going to be like the "Fuck the Jews" bit, I thought man this guy hates everyone, what does he have against the French? XD

  • How do you say 'hello' in French?

    'I surrender'!!

  • @ItsYourBlood

    No, this is a hideous english misspelling (or is it a mispronunciation ?) of french. The proper verb being "se rendre". As in "Je me rends à l'évidence : itsyourblood est un pauvre con".

  • @TyphonBaalHammon What got sand in your Vagina? There's these things called jokes that are designed to make people laugh. You sound like one of those people who complain when there's a smell of fish in a fish market!

  • @ItsYourBlood

    Yes, there these things called jokes designed to make people laugh. And then there are those things you do, whose name I don't know, designed to make people cringe at your stupidity. Learn the difference.

  • @TyphonBaalHammon ooooh.. You're a 'keyboard warrior'.. now I get it.. If you don't like other people sense of humour, just leave the page.. It was a joke.. you either laugh.. or you dont.. No need to get all menstrual over it..

    Ill explain it.. You see, I said that 'I surrender' is hello in French because the French are notorious for pacifism.. so on meeting new people they say; "I surrender" before a fight breaks out..

    There's no stupidity like not getting a simple 2 line joke..

  • @ItsYourBlood

    It was not a joke. It's just mindless parroting of a wrong stereotype. France is not exactly pacific, it's the ONLY European country who conquered all of its neighbours at some point, as far as I know (England is arguable, but William the conqueror did speak French)

  • @ItsYourBlood I assumed you were an uneducated american, but now, I find your "jokes" even less appropriate. The British behaviour during the first part of WWII was less than stellar, as your army cowardly fled through Dunkirk while frenchmen died to protect you. Then the British navy backstabbed ours at Mers-El-Kébir. The British killed more French during the year 1940 than they killed germans. The English have no right to crack jokes about France in WWII.

  • @TyphonBaalHammon

    Few points.. I was born in the 80's.. anything that happened before that time had nothing to do with me..

    It's not MY army.. I don't endorse them in any way and think it's arrogant to go into other countries and take that countries shit..

    I am not affiliated in any way with the armed forces of 'Great Britain'..

    I really don't care how many French people Englishmen who i didn't even know killed in 1940.. That was the past.. diddums on YOUR navy not knowing a scam. more fool you

  • @TyphonBaalHammon Lighten up.. I realise that you may be French.. but it's not the end of the World.. Im from Liverpool and think jokes about Scousers a really funny... Because im not an uptight prick who lives in a shitty little country... I just live in a shitty country..

  • The French executed (by hanging) a pig... for killing a person... did I mention that they are idiots?

  • Oui, oui. Je voudrais une baggate sil vous plais! Es le tour d'effil es tres bien! Oui oui! Napoleon! Crossont! J'adore le little boys!

  • 83 people are french

  • @ragabougna858585 this isn't anti-french lol, it's anti US-nationalism. Watch it again mate I think you glossed over most of it. It's only 103 second ffs

  • great cuisine, beautiful sounding language and harsh reparation treaties that incite world wars. what's not to like?

  • Cest juste un shows dhumour!! Prennez le pas mal!!1

  • being french this is actually funny :D

  • He is making fun of both... buts mostly Americans. He is still funny though :)

  • I would like to take this opportunity to thank the French for helping us kick Britains ass during the Revolutionary War. And if it wasn't for a French neurosurgeon who honed his skills as a French Resistance physician in the trenches, I would be in a wheelchair today. So, thank you France, for our country, and my heath.

  • @MrHomeChef When you say "us" kick Britains ass, I take it you mean the Europeans that stole America and were victorious in war against other Europeans? What's your point!? And 'Britain's' should have an apostrophe. Don't you speak the Queens English?

  • @jaquesaulait No, Britain in the plural is Britain you fucking dolt. And no, I don't speak the queens English because I'm not British. And my point is you assinine prick, we didn't win against ENGLAND without the help of France. And no matter what country you live in, you fucked someone up and took it from them. So fuck off you idiot, I know you have better things to do, like eat your own boogers and sniff your sisters panties.

  • @MrHomeChef there's no such words as Britains, you either means Britain's or Britons. You never even fought England in a war, let alone won, because England hasn't been a country for about 400 years. And you are aware you're making the exact same cunty point that is being mocked in this exact video. But i do agree with you that people who use the phrase 'the Queen's English' are cunts, and even more so when they apply it to people who have nothing to do with the Queen.

  • @frusciante39 When your grammar includes "you either means' I quit reading at that point. You're a moron. Read a fucking history book.

  • @MrHomeChef well that's a typo, the fact that i was pulling you up on your incorrect grammar relating to bad history seems to have been lost on you? look up irony mate

  • @frusciante39 lol keep your uneducated opinions to yourself you idiot, and watch the video, he's mocking YOU

  • @frusciante39 LOL...England is a country dude. Together, England, Scotland and Wales constitute Great Britain, although in fairness England has not been self-governing for a c.300 years (since the union with Scotland etc).

  • @nummulite99 no the nation is the United Kingdom actually, Great Britain is not a country either, it's just the name of the island that makes up most of England, Scotland and Wales. Northern Ireland is also part of the United Kingdom. England is a country in no way at all, apart from having it's own international sport teams. (except in athletics & the Olympics)

  • @frusciante39 I never said anything about GB being a country... England is a country, but it is not autonomous. Scotland and Wales are countries too. You're English aren't you? You should know this stuff. Durrr.

  • @frusciante39 well how the hell do you define country? It's not a sovereign nation, it hasn't been for centuries, it's a country in the same way Texas is. Although i am technically English i only ever define myself as British (partly cos there's no English blood in me) and partly because the people who call themselves 'English' are ALWAYS moronic, far-right, inbred, cock munching fascist cunts who can barely write down their own name, let alone defend their cause. f this is you, you're a CUNT

  • I'm french and i live in Paris , and I hate this peole who are racist . Fuck you man !!!

  • @kikiche31270 - You've never really forgiven us for sinking your whole damn fleet though...heehee.

  • @Hellishcrusade Whats ? lol ok i speak french because my english it's very poor ^^ : Qu'elle damn , je comprend pas se que t'essaye de me dire , mais c'est pas grave ^^ en tout cas les Français on rien contre les Américains donc je vois pas pourquoi les Américains seraient énervés contre nous

  • @kikiche31270 - Nah, Je suis sûr que les gens Américains disent seulement qu'ils détestent les Français donc ils apparaissent plus similaire à l'Anglais really.

  • @kikiche31270 I couldn't help reading your comment in a French accent..

  • LoL, there are a lot of people here who are hard of hearing, hard of understanding and hard of humour, and all three.

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  • NATIONALISM DOES NOTHING BUT TEACH YOU HOW TO HATE PEOPLE THAT YOU NEVER MET <3

    Bon baisers de Paris

  • @CharlieChark I would rather Goosestep,and know my leader was crazy,than live "Free"and choke on B.S.Carrion,I mean Carry on.lol

  • @CharlieChark THAT IS NOT TRUE UR FUCKING WRONG ABOUT THAT.

  • @sheyon1000 lol u mad braaah?

  • @CharlieChark No but i found it offensive so i made myself clear.Nationalism is all about loving your people and heritage so nationalists tend to get along very well.Is there something wrong about this?

  • @sheyon1000 my point is now that information is shared freely all across the globe,

    love and cultural heritage shouldn't be restrained to borders anymore.

  • @CharlieChark shure but conserve what is healthy for a nation..see what was good and healthy and conserve..but not sell your nation to greedy corporations and embark on trendy agendas that will change the carachter of a nation.

  • @sheyon1000 ???? Please,don't be french !!! IS VERY TRUE !!!!

  • I love that guy !!

  • This ugly guy wants to get fucked in his face

  • fuck you i am french and i really happy and i talk anglish to but if no matter wath so fuck yoou

  • @jeretmarin lol....he is no way saying fuck the french, if you speak english watch it again, hes taking the piss out of american people.

  • fucken racist dick head

  • i was talking to doug stanhope and he said "fucking idiots that comment on that video. all they do is bitch about who's better when its supposed to be a fucking comedy bit. i'd rather listen to 'we didnt start the fire" than meet any of them in real life'"

  • I didnt save the french but still... fuk em

  • Q:Why are French streets lined with trees?

    A:Because the Germans like to march in the shade!

  • Funniest comic alive imo

  • @omfglazrbeemz hell yeah

  • What an interesting POV of the French,

    First the start the war

    Then they loose the war

  • ....Fuck the French. No seriously, fuck those frog bastards.

  • @KalmaFox first find out where exactly france is, lol...

  • @Darusdei I'm not geographically retarded.

  • French rifle for sale. Never used. Dropped once.

  • @jamjar1314 Clearly you don't remember the French Resistance.

  • @zyxomma1 It was a fucking joke you absolute prick. fucking behave.

  • @jamjar1314 It just that it was a funnier joke back when it was an Italian rifle.

  • @zyxomma1 I'm British....our view of the French is slightly different to that of Americans.

  • @jamjar1314

    LOL XD

  • @MrTEANNAKAI

    By morons, indeed.

  • I like how lots of people probably click on this video thinking they're going to have their bigoted opinions reconfirmed, then promptly have their asses handed to them.

  • @alttakes Agreed but unfortunately all too often bigotry begets bigotry especially when there is a high anti american feeling in France so fuck French and American bigots :)

  • @Caribdus totally agree. bigotry and prejudice of all types is wrong. However anti-French feeling is based on stereotypes and racism, but anti-American feeling is based entirely on the actions of Americans, so is that technically prejudiced? Obviously you cannot tar an entire people with the actions of a minority, but what about the actions of the majority?

  • @frusciante39 Excuse me but the far right has never been so popular as it is now in France, does the name Jean-Marie Le Pen mean anyhing to you? America has a black President so I fail to see how the majority of them could be racist bigots? Don't forget France is the country that blew up Rainbow Warrior and conducted Nuclear testing in Moruroa not to mention their history of Imperialism. Are the French people to blame for that?

  • @alttakes

    lol, I was just thinking that.

    it really is a perfect title to go fishing for assholes.

  • End White Genocide. And he's right We should shut the fuck up. No more brother war. Socialism nationalism national socialism, communism, bolshevik nonsense

  • there's a difference between loving your country as a nationalist and hating all others a racist/fascist(including communism). I love my country i am proud of it and I will die for her in case of war... but i dont hate all other races.

  • FUCK THE FRENCH

  • cant we just agree that the dutch are the best?

  • @nygellkagchelland Ja ja jongen!!!!

  • Haha, so many nationalists must see the title and their tiny little minds must get excited, anticipating they're about to see a comedian rip into the French, thinking he'll probably list stereotypes like frogs legs and surrendering, and they'll be able to laugh and nod along with their braindead friends... but instead, they get Doug telling them why they're such a fucking moron.

    Great title choice! :D

  • Wow! Nobody posting here really knows how to spell. It's so funny to me when a bunch of backward ass people who can hardly speak or write English complain about folks who don't learn English. YOU DON'T KNOW ENGLISH EITHER, SHITHEAD. You are a malignant shit who needs some education. It's just embarrassing. Why don't you go be ignorant OVER THERE and leave normal people alone?

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  • simple and genious

  • Can you guys below like meet up and murder each other or fuck in a motel, the tension is getting too much.

  • I'm french and i got it ;D

    This guy made me smile

  • @Atuabnaq Comme un ingrat, maintenant qu'on vous à sortir de la merde, vous dites que vous aurez préféré qu'on vous laisse .... L O L. Les anglais ? c'etait juste l'une des plus Grandes armées de l'époque. ils vous auraient EXTERMINE :)

  • Genetic Memory, Collective Unconscious.

  • Indépendance Américaine .... Merci la France, nous gros lard et stupide Américain de nous avoir libérer des anglais.

  • LOVE YOUR VIDEO

  • If French speak German, we also would have speak German too right now! Sieg heil!

  • Ive been living in this fucking pathetic boring humourless country called France the past 6 years, Im stuck here now for the time being , I hate it! I hate it I hate it, dont come here to live EVER!! If you visit they will be nice to you, but Fuck em they are fake and France is overated so yeah muthafuck the French, their history and their entire culture , their stupid stuck up women and everyone in it.

  • @oscie1

    I live in France as well, and I'm having a blast. There are nice, fun, girls are sweet and gorgeous. No need to even talk about culture and history, it's simply outstanding. I don't miss NY and all the uneducated proud fat fucks.

  • @lakoweb

    They are*

  • @lakoweb

    who gives a shit? just shut the fuck up

  • @skaloon

    Fuck off little twat

  • @lakoweb

    why do you think you so important? noone gives a shit where you live or your opinion about France. as far as im concerned you can be living in Mars. so fuck you and your opinions and ideas.

  • @skaloon

    @skaloon

    First off speak proper English. Second, if you don't give a shit, shut your fucking time waisting mouth.

  • @lakoweb

    english is my fourth language and i haven't practised it for a while - so i'm kinda rusty. on the second point - AFTER YOU

  • @lakoweb Note the irony. "Waisting" vs "Wasting". You figure out proper English.

  • @ascreamindeal Note the irony: "You figure out proper English". Your grammar is appalling.

  • @oscie1

    nothing worse than a faggot that moves to a country and then bitches about it. You've got feet cunt leave if you don't like it.

  • fuck jews is better than saying fuck french..

    well the french are behind the fuckin jews lol & the fuckin jews put a jew as presidente of france lol.....fuck the jews the parasite scum

  • fuck the french either way, bunch of pussy niggers

  • @EzioAuditore ALL FRENCH ARE PUSSY GAY AND UGLY LIKE ARABIC

  • I happen to like diversity,I like there to be different races of people,different cultures just like I like different car models,everything the same is boring.Anyways,as if the fact that we all interbreed and have one world gov't would take the social grief and corruption away.Were mammals people!!we will always take what we don't need to feel better about ourselves,like a lion pride trying to conquer other lions and take their land.

  • i'm from algeria i hate french i love usa and uk i hate french i hate it

  • you guys are all down syndrome, we are even. if it wasnt for the french during the american revolution we wouldnt be a country

  • @Trespasser249 cant argue with that one

  • "I think we should shut the fuck up"

    I think that should be the new American motto. We COULD stand to shut the fuck up a little.

  • on the other hand, it IS true, we did save their asses lol. glad they can forget about that so easily. Forget about appreciation in the world wars, but we still gotta feel bad for the jews

  • @naughtyskweet6 did you not listen to his sketch? You didn't save anyone asses. Neither did i.Listen to this shit, he may be just a comedian but he speaks the truth. One can not claim a fuck he didn't do. Let's look at myself, i didn't do jackshit for my country; what i am supposed to be proud of? Nothing. What did you do ?

  • @kunstsein well you may be right, but if i have to take blame for all the other shit i didnt do that the world HATES, just because i'm american, why should i not be included in the america that did something right?

  • also, i'm pretty sure you're all missing the point of the video, pretty sure he's not actually saying fuck the french

  • @naughtyskweet6 i agree.

  • I live in France and the French have nothing against the Americains and im not french by the way

  • The French gave u the statue of liberty, so show some respect x)

  • @pyromaniaknl No the illuminati gave us the statue of liberty.

  • @SeaTownJoshTV They did yeah.. Probally to manipulate the definition of freedom or something.

  • 70 PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY SAVED THE FRENCH!!!! LOOOOOL

  • HAHAHAHA didn't know Him, he rocks i was wacthing all his vids and found this one.

    I love this guy !!

    Hi from france to y'all americans (not to the politics but to the true american people)  !!

  • Doug doesn't hate the French, he was just making an example on how Nationalism easily turns into arrogance and extreme hate. Didn't you hear what he said at the end?

  • It amazes me how many people judge before watching the video. 

  • I like it when countries criticise the US and also the UK. They think they have the moral high ground when in reality human nature is human nature. I'm sure that in whichever land they are from that there has been a history of bloodshed against rival nations and peoples over land and resources. No country would exist if it weren't for people banding together to conquer others. In reality they are secretly jealous. The US and UK having succeeded where their miserable country failed.

  • People should probably watch the video before making comments, not just read the title, because it's ironic how much nationalism people are displaying given the subject matter of Stanhope's material. Also, if anyone's gonna say "fuck you," then they should credit that to themselves, not their country. I doubt any meetings were attended, or votes handed down over a Youtube comment.

  • Lol at all the dumb frenchies talking shit on a video meant to insult people who hate on 'em. He's defending you and all you guys are doing is reinforcing the negative stereotype everyone has of the French as pompous arrogant douchebags. Do yourself a favor and ta gueule (yes I speak French, u irate?).

  • @WarrenAch

    read what I said below fuckhead

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  • Except they were not under-armed insurgent cells. The United States fought an organized *fanatic* insurgency.

    In terms of fighting another army, let me educate you since its clear you are quite ignorant. Russia hasn't been a world power since the end of the cold war--a war against the United States in which we came out on top. China's military budget last year was around 98 billion. the United States was 663 billion...nuff said

    and I am a capitalist u moron...do u know what socialism is?

  • Man, so many people here mouthing off in complete contradiction to this video

  • >YES YES YES !!!

  • Looking at the page, did any of you just watch this clip?

  • Are any of you actually understanding what Doug is saying...reading the first page, i think not.

    Nationalism sucks ass.

  • I think the point has been missed, this isn't making fun of French people. It is making fun of Americans (and our blind patriotism / nationalism).

  • to all the french people who commented like the two highest rated comments and think like that, I just want to say one thing. You can talk when you can win wars.

  • @ninjamonkey570 Don't get me started on U.S.'s performance in wars, you might be surprised.

    Oh and you can make fun of French people all you want, 85% of the English language comes from French, even the UK Royal family knows how to speak French because of it's prestigious history, hater's gon'hate.

  • @WarrenAch that's the language and i believe english is mostly latin if you go back, but anyway you still can't win wars we may have lost vietnam and the war on "terror" is so disorganized but we've still fought our fair share of fights and won i'm not a french history buff so i don't know how many wars you've been in but you've lost almost all of them i believe except and civil war and maybe one other, thanks for helping us in the revolutionary war but we paid you back in WWII. k bye

  • @ninjamonkey570 I'm NOT from France btw, let me sum it up:

    War of 1812: UK Army burned down Washington.

    WW2: You guys ended the war by killing 50,000 CIVILIANS, not a very classy nor respectable fight.

    Korean War:Without the Canadian Army, you guys would have gotten your asses kicked.

    Vietnam:You lost.

    Gulf War 1:You guys didn't even fight.

    Guilf War 2:You guys got raped by under armed civilians.

    Today: Your Economy is shit and China is basically bought America.

  • @WarrenAch As for the First Gulf War, (I'll ask another hypothetical) how many casulties did the Coalition face compared to Iraqis oh yeah one tenth without any leaders from the Canadians you shit, so for a second time shut the fuck up. Now on to the second Gulf War, you do realize we basically went into another country and withing 7 months of invasion we had their leader, without notable help from Canada (though Britain did give some noteworthy support) and it's called the Iraq war retard.

  • @oManTHisSuCks That's because Iraqi soldiers were all abandonning their spots and U.S. Soldiers basically fought against under-armed small insurgent cells, not near impressive.

    For second Gulf war, well, you morons started the war by accusing them of holding WMDs, which you couldn't prove, and basically attacked the same under-armed country, not impressive as well.

    I dare you guys to fight one well-established army, like Russia or China, you would see Washington in flames by tomorow morning.

  • @ninjamonkey570 Oh and i forgot WW1, mystake sir, let me finish it,

    WW1:You guys joined right when the war was ending(1917-1918...).

    kthxbye.