What's in Claude's Head (Pilot Episode) (GTA III Machinima)

[GhostNSkullers]

make more epidsodes! :D

[Champ1212us]

WHERES PT 2

[E115woods14]

I think he made several references to Taxi Driver

[eminem9947]

so i was playing gta 3 ,so i pulled out my 44 magnum and..

[TheKeegan98]

LOL!

[SuperKeith99]

So im counting the money for the order and some fat fuck goes infront of me

LOL!

[RazorUltraPro11]

If only he speaked.

[DarKingBoo98]

So i was protesting against SOPA, so I pulled my 44. Magnum and...

[DMSwordsmaster]

So this guy walks up to me and pulls out a 44 Magnum, so I pull out my 44 Magnum and...

[Omeglepranks1000]

NO TV AND NO PORN NNNNNOOOOOO

[dan39888]

I'm watching a video, then some guy starts making arrow to the knee jokes, so I pull out my 44. Magnum and...

[TheBatmanNerd]

Now im glad claude doesn't talk hes a fucking chatter box

[beavisskate98]

claudes always pullin out his 44. magnum and...

[OmniscientMalboroMan]

Can't believe people still know oldies (but goldies) like GTA III :D

[itsinthegameAI]

lol I always thought Misthy had abortion in hospital.. but sifilis is funny ...

[ThePCelio]

"I'm a professional killer. I can kill everything that moves!"

[ALC96]

I'm sitting at my computer, but then my ass starts itching, so I pull out my .44 magnum...

[WastedDaysRocks]

i was gonna comment, but this guy shut my wifi off, so i pull out my .44 magnum...

[GonzaloVeraToday]

When I was buying a coke, a guy gets a dollar and SLIDES it in, and I'm pullin change, so I pull out my 44. magnum and then, awww whatever!!

[cfroi08]

30 LIKES: I dress up as Claude and go to school!

[cyckarz]

Funny thing, in the beta you were allowed to name your character.

[10dmcghee]

So THAT'S his name.

[96Thompson]

@10dmcghee yea, his name is Claude Speed. u didnt know that?

[TornadoGaming1]

@96Thompson His last name isn't officially Speed. It was given to him because the protagonists name in the Grand Theft Auto movie is Claude Speed, but the differences between the two protagonists are very different, such as the Claude in the movie actually talks, etc. and they were considered different people.

[96Thompson]

@TornadoGaming1 there was a Grand Theft Auto movie? well thanks for the information

[TornadoGaming1]

@96Thompson No problemo :)

[metalgearrexlover]

do more plz plz,its so awsome

[berzu21]

When CJ told that cat got Claude's tongue, i tought he's kiddin.

[ApolloBobTom]

FUUUCCKCKK WHY IS THIS NOT CONTINUED?!

[mostafa45324]

im nt a talker.....:D

[MultiMango32]

i dont give a fuck about your name youll be dead soon lololollmfao

[PersonSmiley]

the rest of us are in movies and video games =D 

[LeetBender]

This could have been one of the best series on machinima... Oh well...

[Darknessrider100]

1 year later...its dead....

[IAMSAM1234567890]

Lol...Claude's a bit of a dick

[brutaka359]

2:14 where the fuck this that car disappear!? lol O.O

[burnmehdown214]

Fucking good lololol

[ClaudeOnSpeed]

Lolololloll

[TheDinaroTV]

WHEN THE FUCK IS EPISODE 2????????

[k0stil]

ahhaha is this like freeman's mind???awesome

[2pac4life86]

i pull up to mcdonalds drive thru and im pulling out my 44. Magnum and....

XD

[zedeg94]

I don't realy think that Claudie sounds like Scott

[iluvstinkypusccc]

not funny, maybe it might be for some 12 yearold or some nerd

[deki631]

@iluvstinkypusccc wtf

[TheDinaroTV]

@iluvstinkypusccc nice username

[MsLostTreasure]

Man: Fuck you boy !!!

Claude: You're fuckin DEAD you fat fuck ! So I'm pulling out my 44 magnum and.... :D

[BARDOCK395]

this is the perfect voice for claude and personality

[BARDOCK395]

this is 1 of the funniest things i've seen in my life lol

[Filipcreate]

Stupid machinima - people should respect the classics, not make a parody of them.

[Win7Tutorials2012]

tv pg ??

[BigBForBoss]

A new meme was born.

[SimplyShaded]

His name is Claude? When did they say that in the game?? :0

[xXbrokenvoidXx]

His name was revealed in san andreas

[SimplyShaded]

@xXbrokenvoidXx oh haha :) I've never gotten very far in san andreas

[MrPlayaOG]

@xXbrokenvoidXx Acually in GTA 2 Movie.

[AYYANZAIN]

It was always a wonder for me to know what claude is thinking at times

[mprefero]

hahahahahahhahahaha XD XD XD

[IdentifiableUser]

So that's why 8-Ball has bandages on his hands...

[BARDOCK395]

@IdentifiableUser lol XD

[drewmoney206]

Hey it was uploaded on my brithday.

[TheN00bslasher]

so one day i was taking a shit and then i pulled out my 44 magnum and...

[neckmanII]

He had a .44 Magnum when he was 8 1/2!?

[yaniselmasri]

105 people apparently knew what he did after he pulled the 44 Magnum

[breakind0wnigga]

haha a whore license! classic!

[legodude19971]

I noticed their were dislikers, so I'm pulling out my 44. magnum and...

[GE007UltimateFan]

Finally a Machinima video that isn't about that shitty Modern Warfare 2.

[Darkteen75]

@GE007UltimateFan Dont you mean black ops. Just plyed mw2 its still fun.

[pimpandog]

...so these 104 fucks dislike this video so im pullin out my 44 magnum and oh the vids ova :(

[CarlG0932]

no joke GTA5 is in the being made at the moment

1) Rockstar didnt say anything at E3 for two reasons

a) more hype up

b) incase they may release it a few months late or early and change some charachters and ideas

2) they have asked E -bay" can they be in the in game internet soo that will be awesome and it will more than likely be online marketing for property, guns, cars, and maybe clothes 3) rockstar start highering people who can act out yoga and chinese gangsters movements & language!

[badmanigga]

he's really very dangerous character in gta history. claude the man madafaka !

[TheSupernaturalShows]

"I don't care about your name, you'll be dead soon"

xD

[bunnyjoke]

This is funny! Great job!!! 5 stars!

[LightningSpeedify]

The funniest part was 1:09 to 1:39

[Ayman170Turbostar]

I am planning to make a machinima for GTA III where Claude has to go to the bathroom and drives irresponsibly

[jmoney13000]

Make another!

[conormvevoy1]

claude looks different than i remember him playin gta 3 5 years ago

[Ayman170Turbostar]

I would want Scott Stoked to voice Claude in my TC Mod (GTA Rockford City, set in 2009)

[XxxWallsOfJerichoXxx]

I had this really werid dream about him when I played gta 3.. he was in some go cart raxcing place and he talked too me. and if you don't remember claude never talks.. lol it was so werid..

[1733ian]

Now i know why he talks potty moth

[MartynBMusic]

Wouldn't it be good if he came back to GTA, IF he did.

The story could be, in 2001 he is being chased in a helicopter by some gang members and they blow his helicopter up and they die too and everyone thinks claude is dead but really he jumped out right before. it's now 2008 and only a few people know claude is alive, and they are his mafia he started, he is now the don of "The Speed Family". Everyone is dead so he thinks of hiring Niko like salvatore did with tony. i know it sounds bit bad..

[TheVeyron623]

God, that is so funny! He never gets to finish his story with the .44 Magnum. Please do a second part!

[kevinwwefan97]

Do you think Claude would say that in his mind?

[SMBGamer]

Mmmmmm... KFC.

[johnp0729]

So this is a monologue in Claude's head?

[ssbbfan300]

the drunk looks like luis is this a casmeo so i am pulling out my 44 magnum and i kill everyone xx iam oo at you

[002Trance]

FUCKING LOL plz do more!!!!

[somerandomalex]

wow, a GTA III machinima

[RuneScapeMMO]

LOL i love the way claude talks LMFAO!!! who ever did the voice in this video should of done the voice in the actual game.

[SpartanDrag00n]

Whens the next episode????

[TakuhatsuTms]

@SpartanDrag00n

Soon

[M3RCZ3R04EVER]

44 magnum hahahA

[Germaniac7]

This was pretty damn entertaining. I had no idea Machinima would post an III era GTA game.

[megatroll]

Vice City is my all time favourite GTA.

(you can't beat the 80s flavour...)

But THIS was definitely the game that I smoked the most weed while playing it. Wow, time goes by so fast... wish I could travel back. I feel old. :(

[waterwhackerfilms]

99 people did not pull out there 44. magnum

[Munch180]

even better with the sound off

[DmXRaW]

so I pulled out my 44 Magnum and...

[RabidDog008]

Any more additions to this series? Its hell funny!

[legoboy316]

soo i pull out my 44 m XD

[mrtmful]

always claude's head in catalina.. for revenge...

[RonTheRectum]

I think this needs to be a series.

[Sho0tingComet]

Jerking off too much, long hard masturbation.... LOL

[HaloTitan128]

make another  one

[TheWolvesfan89]

i think he kinda sounds like tommy from vc

[mrPampers1]

I WANT MORE!

[ThorinSHR]

WHere's the 2nd episode!

[kylethemerczilla]

i WANT MORE

[JayThrilla25]

You know what he said to me?? Fuck you boy...

hahaha

[GTA4GAMERSFTW]

LOL, BTW someone needs to make part 2

[brutaka359]

So this is why he never smiling..

[jinxer101]

Make more :P before i pull out my .44 magnum

[Willzyyy]

So I'm pulling out my 44. magnum and...

XD

[marcpaul55]

episode 2 please :)

[funkeychicken101]

was this done on the ps2 or xbox?also im glad to see you guys are playing some old classic games good job!

[CreasedVermin2]

@funkeychicken101 It was done on PC.

[RadiantStudios]

@funkeychicken101 Old classics??? Is it everyones job on here to make me feel old or something?? I would consider something on the ColecoVision or even the NES as an old classic... Never in a million years anything with G, T and A in the title.. in that specific order.. -.-

[raydavid100]

hey there is a thing i don't like in the game, wen i look up with the left anolog stick it looks down, n wen i put it up, it goes down. is there a way i can change this? can i change it for vice city also?

[gsp1995]

@raydavid100 Invert the look.

[PeiinNagato]

AHAH

I liked this a lot!!!

Just don't stop your car at red

[LCMphantom]

@PeiinNagato

If he didnt stop then the video would be really short.

[X360Comedy]

hahaha at 2:28

Theres a poster that says "Badfellas"

I can't believe I never noticed that in game!

[1hwwtv]

If thats what claude thinks glad he dosent fukin talk.

[Sn0okkz]

i bought gta 3 around 6 month before i got my ps2, and i thought you could might not get into a car becuz that would be to good to be true... lol

[MithrasNL]

You jack off to mutch? xD

[Irradicate]

lame...

[smanks12]

wheres part 2 ?

[MrAmiott]

ltm laughin to myself

[xXhellassasinXx]

83 hookers and pepole who have dgrees and licinsis saw this video

[xXhellassasinXx]

is it just me or does claude is in love with his 4 magnum they should continue this you know

[marcpaul55]

oh, looks like people named scott are good at voicing classic games like this. :)) part 2!

[Nimanzer]

The bit where he starts talking about the KFC situation... Hilarious! xD

[Bluester1234]

so he drives through the grass and the on the wrong side of the road but he stops on red lights -.-

[Ho0pz4sho]

Awesomeness .. just need to pull out my .44 Magnum and get a whore degree!

[TheTUGAfreak]

this is awesome keep it up guys

[MrParadoxxx666]

It's like a fan made video that uses direct quotes from Freeman's mind

[SnideCast]

would be better if it was all in first person, surly that's possible through some kind of GTA mod

[ninjagamer1997]

y do u people complaining about these shows being like freemind's mind? is dat not a good thing? now only if somebody would do this 4 those hardworkers Ramirez and Roach dat would b as funny as hell XD

[djsoundmeizter]

freemans mind WANNABEEEE!

[rtuyin]

i guess gordon freeman went to liberty city........

[RonQuu]

"hurrrr cpy of freemans mind durrr"

Freeman's Mind wasn't even the first of it's kind, so that's a crappy way to judge this video. Shut up.

Based on this pilot I am gonna at least see where this leads.

[Scelton315]

@RonQuu It might of not been the first but it was probably the best. Would the guy have made this if it weren't for Freeman's Mind?

[RonQuu]

@Scelton315 Probably not. I'm okay with it being "inspired by", it just pisses me off when things are dismissed as ripoffs instead of properly rated. Makes me want to pull out my 44 Magnum and...

[izmotion]

@RonQuu Tell me a vid of this type that came before Freeman's Mind..

[TwatsPartyHouse96]

not as gd as freeman's mind

[aymanwow]

this Bitch Catelina....

[bCrypt19]

I go to machinimas user page to see if I've missed anything that's actually good since i unsubscribed because of the bull they've been posting, and I come back to this. If you're gonna do a rip off of Freeman's Mind, do it well. This is possibly the worst thing I've seen on Machinima. I hate to be a critic or be rude, but this is just the essence of a failure. With the good mind series', they don't talk constantly about bullcrap and cuss 5 times every sentence. Last time I check machinima. Damn.

[marepop61s]

meh....not bad but...its like listening to Dirty Harry...

[n4m35d0ntm4tt3r]

next up: Hey! listen to what Link is thinking.

[MinionOfDeth2112]

@n4m35d0ntm4tt3r - "I wonder what gannons up to?"

[SocalBreakfast]

rip off of freemans mind

[Bfratman]

I just fucking go on a killing spree everytime i play.

[dan3odst]

aaaaaaaaaaaand?

[101maxplayer]

brings back good old days

[SeanHilderbrand]

ROFLMFAO

[juline91]

u should def do one of these for dead space lol

[ninjagamer1997]

@juline91 some1 did

[NoName875]

hi! im miisssttyy!

[squatchism]

His he jewish also? ans Ital-a-jew?

[osborneben067]

XD that was great

[OfficialHydroMusic]

This game is so gay now with all the better games :D

[MrLooserKid]

this was terrible

[Hextik990]

i miss this old game three are the game make that grand theft auto 4 and the gay tony so now i wish i sill got that game i miss it :{ but don,t let the game die it a great game.

[ReisRBedir]

Why?! Just make the next Freeman's mind and don't spend time on this crap!

[sw174]

@ReisRBedir You do realize this is made by a different person, right?

Anyway, I thought this video was just going to be some bad Freeman's Mind ripoff, but it's actually pretty good. I'm looking forward to the next episode.

[ReisRBedir]

@sw174 Yeah well whatever... xD

[UndeRTaKerFAnToNy]

GTA III, one of the best GTA's

[WarPig141]

i remember when i played this for the first time.......Damn good times !

[lype]

GTA III is in my view aways bin the better game of the franchises. mainly to the Characters claud it self.

And this wash pretty hilarious man thumbs up.

[craphunter]

its an ok start. Overdone at some parts but with better scripting it should be good.