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  • Nice i got it right!! i won a million dollars!!!..

  • they would name the life line double dip just cuz theres a fat guy. assholes

  • Wanna know what happened next?

    The IRS happened

  • haha regis... the bad news is... you just wasted a double dip and WON A MILLION DOLLLAAAs

  • 1:59 did he just fart?

  • fat folks dont get cold... love it x'D

  • oh my gold

  • sideshow bob!!

  • great... McDonald's is gonna make a fortune

  • yeah, then there's taxes

  • 3:48 - I'm gunna to go with my extremely huge, experienced gut... and say Johannes Kepler

  • this question was so damn easy....the american version of "who wants to be a millionaire" is sooo easy....all of the rest were astronomers god damn it!

  • @eevtimov Johannes Kepler is an astronomer too. Haha...

  • @Cuyeful haha so i guess my ignorance would have helped me win the money

  • @eevtimov Oh, and one more thing...He published his law of refraction in an ASTRONOMY book, called "Astronomiae Pars Optica"(The Optical Part of Astronomy)

  • @eevtimov Umm... you realize they were ALL astronomers right? That includes kepler

  • "He'd end up being the biggest winner on SM, winning $1,000,000"

    You mean that figuratively or literally?

    Mad props to the guy though :D

  • it looks like he double dip a few times

  • - What half of million means to you?

    - uhhhm i dont know i will buy hamburgers for all money.... askdjafkvbdfv

  • so... how is he stupid?

    

  • You had 5 helps in you millionaire?? We only had 3!!!!

  • the 2 that popped out to me where A and C, and i remembered that A stole a telescope from someone and took credit so i guessed C

  • that was the easiest process of elimination question they could've possibly given him

  • Seriously, is that a person in drag @ 4:05? What the fuck is that?

  • @jwil81490 fucking lol

  • I swear, @4:05,I thought that was him dressed up as a women...

  • @LATODAMAX That is so damn funny

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  • @LATODAMAX lololololololololololololololo­llolol you made my day

  • lol, i knew that :D

  • Well, Kepler is mainly known for his discovery that planets rotate in a elliptical manner. I didn't know he discovered the retina thing, but i went with that.

  • @anuj72 nerdddddd

  • @vman90265 ;D

  • 4:05 Didnt know t.vs had mind reading powers, they read the thought of that short fat man in a suits mind :D

  • Bloody hell, American Millionaire is so easy ! I got it simply by process of elimination and basic knowledge of scientific revolutionaries

  • @MBInbox92 In other words you're not American.

  • @MJDAMONEY11534 Im not doubting Americans, theyve done lots and lots of funny and clever things over the years, but this question is waay too easy for the 1,000,000 one

  • @MBInbox92 They have, but come on in this Electronic age people don't study or put effort into anything anymore! It's sad. 

  • @MBInbox92 Agreed.

  • Americans get fucking $10,000,000? WTF

  • @MrDrBREAD I thought the same thing :3

  • i knew that from not knowing it! its simple really.

    copernicus- earth goes around sun

    galileo-telescope

    newton-laws of physics

    ...who the fucks kelper???? i guess its C

  • I laughed my ass off when i saw that man/woman in a suit clap for joy :L

  • @latinkon3 hahaaahaah

  • a fatty who knows what he is, this man has my respect

  • his daughter swalloed a pom pom and he swalloed a yoga ball

  • @sooBBicey And an entire Pizza Hut.

  • i love this fat guy hes funny as hell

  • 4:26... Thinking about all them burgers.

  • after the show, he probably went to mcdonalds and had a heartache from a triple big-mac or a baconator from wendys

  • I would have never guess this answer correctly. I was thinking Newton because Newton did a lot of work in optics apart from motion.Copernicus was the father of the geocentric planetary system model, Kepler codify planetary motion in a mathematical language and Galleleo also did work in astronomy , telescopy and motion.This question was not that easy... are common knowledge that some like us to believe.All the four scientists did work in astronomy.

  • @MrTelaviv123 , ur dumb

  • @DVS. If you cannot repsect a different view point and rather than descending into name calling is really sad on your part. I guess your parents didn't do a good job. It is all good when you know the answer to a question then everybody is stupid who does not know. The answer to that question is not common knowledge.Is like asking what was J. F. Kennedy favorite TV show.

  • 4:06 WTF was that

  • 4:03 Insert AWWWWW YEAHHHHHH meme reference.

  • Regis, I would like to use my double chin

  • I think it is C

  • it looks like he took the double dip a couple times before as well...

  • Isn't this the guy that was "teaching the clock a lesson" in another edition ?

  • bill gates and steve jobs are both skinny so is steven hawking so DEATH16839 great job

  • yeah right i've seen plenty of fatties who get cold

  • Some money to the kyle gass proyect!

  • Johannes Kepler .... just say it XD !!!

  • HE MARRIED HIMSELF. HA HA !

  • only people who are fat can be smart if someone says im dumb cause i dont know that question atleast i got good looks shit

  • @death16839 So your saying fat people are smart and anyone else is dumb? Thats a very narrow point of view.

  • @death16839 you are actually retarded

  • Ermmmm sorry to burst a bubble here but all 4 answers are wrong! A scientist that was born 600 years before Kepler determined that. His name is al-Ḥasan ibn al-Haytham.. He's also the man who first implemented the scientific method (amongst countless more things) so technically is the father of science.. But of course that's not known : /

  • @MrPPPeace its not a fucking conspiracy mate, its written in Wikipedia!

  • that why school is important kids...

  • "Fat folks don't get cold!"

    Well that explains the whole fat Santa Claus thing.

  • Fat folks don't get cold but they do get diabetes.

  • BOOM.... taxes!

  • thought he said "Fat fucks dont get cold," anyone else hear that? lol

  • She'll be a stay-at-home mom...in the kitchen.

  • I knew Bob would go for the double dip.. thatta boy!

  • Fat folks don't get cold hahaha luvin it!

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  • Plus tax

  • I'm 16 and I knew this. Shit. I need to go on this show.

  • I would have chosen Johannes Kepler too! Aw man... Give me 500,000$ please?

    lol

  • 3:00 he would want a double dip

  • Uncle Ben? D:

  • I think 4:06 needs to be made into a .gif.

  • @cablecar10 yes, yes it does!!!

  • he died from an heart attack at burgerking, a day later

  • @llOoXxACExXoOllAS  are you furreal?? conspiracy!!

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  • probably the last guy you would expect lol

  • He looks like he's used to double dipping.

  • "Fat folks don't get cold!" AH THA HILARITY.

  • I wish i did

  • Нигеры, жыды и чурки))))))))))))

  • Anyone know how much money he ended up winning?

  • @Degenskonto If you watched up until 4:03, or even read the description, you would know.

  • @ugotmiked Since he was only at question #12 out of 15 I did not think he was done....

  • Milkshake in the kitchen tap next.

  • Is this a joke? His mom looks like him in a wig, lol

  • how much did he end up getting?

  • I KNEW THE ANSWER RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING!

  • In his honor of winning im going to eat Kentucky Fried chicken like a boss.....

  • You needed a lifeline for that?

  • I knew it was kepler immediate :3.

    Newton = Laws of gravity

    Galileo = Telescope improver, and desposed the church's interpretation and replaced it with scientific prove(not a big god made the universe and steers it, but a row of nature laws did and do.

    Copernicus = Heliocentric solarsystem inventor.

    so kepler was the logical answer :)

    Copernicus =

  • @xsepheriodx Actually Galileo never said that it wasn't that god made the universe, he proved that the Earth isn't the center of the universe and that the sun is, that's why he got arrested for it.

  • @EpicMystixx Solar System, not universe

  • @xsepheriodx Wow...you're so smart, however you got Galileo wrong, idiot.

  • 4:19 hes thinkhing : O my god ! more burgers ! Amen !

  • help help im having a heart attack jksdhjk b jk cmafccc

  • I knew that and I'm a freshman.... probably would've gotten all the others wrong though :/

  • "Double dip"? Man, that's stupid easy. You're retarded america. I bet you got rid of that one didn't you.

  • Everyone that is making fun of him is jealous he won 1 mill. LOL trolls...

  • that was an easy question -.-

  • 4:06 Is that his wife or just himself in a lady's costume?

  • @kylennep i think that's Alec Baldwin

  • @kylennep Neither. It's a fully-grown oompaloompa.

  • @kylennep omfg! I hardly ever legit lol at youtube comments... congrats my good sir

  • @kylennep Haha, his mother-in-law.

  • @kylennep lmaooooo

  • @kylennep Not really...

  • @kylennep probably his mom..

  • @kylennep LOL WTF

  • mcdonalds here i come

    

  • @TiNoXBeat yeah going for a double dip at mcdonalds

  • time to get a new wife

  • "durr i'm jealous because i'm poor i'll call him fat"

  • How did I get here?

  • He's McDonald's biggest income...

  • I thought this was barry evans of eastenders

  • ok, i know what 50:50 , phone, and the public do. But the other 2 ??? can anyone explain me pls ??

  • @31raduflorin Double dip lets you have 2 shots at the question. And ask the audience takes a poll of what the audience thinks the answer is.

  • His wife looks like one of the female characters in Monty Python...

  • LOOK! 2 Humpty Dumpties

  • lol 4:06 it might as well of been raining twinkies for that woman

  • didnt know fat people where smart

  • This is the best fat guy i have ever seen. He was like a boss when he said "I'll tell you what my dad always told me, fat folks don't get cold..." best quote from a fat guy...

  • he will sure buy a lot of donuts with those money

  • This is such an EASY question. I know this and I'm in 9th grade.

  • @awesomedude70 too bad nobody cares

  • @awesomedude70 Nobody cares my friend...

  • @awesomedude70 OK......

  • @awesomedude70 Nobody cares

  • @awesomedude70 Who gives a shit.

  • Kepler!

  • i new it

  • Fat Folks don't get cold.

  • LOL im surprised he didn't have a heart attack!

  • Never stop bringing home money from any source

  • newton did gravity, copernicus and galileo did astronomy, therefore it had to be kepler. this was too easy of a million dollar question if you ask me

  • @videomagnet06 Kepler did astronomy as well..

  • After the show he divorced the wife and bought a cheeseburger HELL YEA!

  • @jawdi5 Well assuming they didnt have a prenup, she'd get at least $500,000 from this night alone, so what you said is the dumbest thing ever. Think next time before you type stuff trying to sound quirky and intelligent.

  • @WanderingSpiritProd If you really thought what i said was me trying to be intelligent then your mistaken! your clearly the sort of guy who can't take a joke so why even reply with this shit? 

  • what the fuck? this is the easiest question ever!

  • @4:10 only fags wear their HS ring

  • @BionicRichard And look who has the million dollars >.>

  • fucking fat faggot i would fuck him up in real life

  • @AnArChIKiNgHD For what?

  • @AnArChIKiNgHD Somebody is jealous.....fail more in life please. :)

  • I'm 17 and I take Psychology class in High School. Of course we learned it was Johannes Kepler. For a million dollar question, this was too easy.

  • I think this question is only for 100 thousand, not for a million, but it is not so easy anyway.

  • @ThePlutonicSole doing basic year 11 physics will teach you it couldnt have been the other 3

  • @iRankx I don't understand your english in a 100%, but in Russia we learn in school being from 7 to 18 years old, and this qestion is a part of biology program(8th class), but not all the students learn it. Sorry for my not perfect english.

  • Bob-O? Obvious trailer trash from the south.

  • @PrivateJoker17 i lol'd

    

  • 3:25 that is what I ask my gf when she is drunk to trick her in doing anal in the future.

  • @sirLEVITSKY hahaha smooth.

  • 4:05 who the fuck?

  • lol I laughed my ass of to 5:02

  • 1:17 ... the host called the contestant fat

  • @m134maggot lmaooo i cant breathe

  • 4:26

    

  • @2c004uf00 Haha you dirty bastard!!!

  • @2c004uf00

    4:26 "i just jizzed in my pants"

  • now he can renew his WoW membership,