This is a 20mw, green, stylish laser pointer of which can travel 50 miles in the night sky (5 times higher than a jet aeroplane. Could probably reach moon) and 15-20 miles at night.
Only 41 PEOPLE have entered! Could you be the 42nd. 1 in 42 chance of winning
@traitor0837 Since the moon's orbit is elliptical (oval-shaped), its distance varies from about 221,463 miles (356,334 kilometers) at perigee (closest approach to Earth) to 251,968 miles (405,503 kilometers) at apogee (farthest point). The average distance from the moon to the Earth is 238,857 miles (384,392 kilometers).
Craig, as much as I love you I feel as though you try to sell us far too much. Perhaps you could try something like Alex where you only sell us one product a month? Thanks.
@TerraceSk8er97 Hey, don't spam Wheezy with your nonsense, they're not going to listen to us, so just enjoy things while you can. Besides, even if the site reverted back, I'm sure there'd STILL be people complaining. You really can't please everyone.
you know what the awesome thing is? i'm wearing my Schrodinger's cat shirt from shirt.woot today. your video is relevant to my interests. and my cat's as well.
Nathan Fillion has been getting a lot of coverage lately for saying he would bring the show back. REALLY hope he gets it back on. And wheezy would be a great addition to the cast.
GET THIS! I know the girlfriend of the brother of Nathan Fillion. WHAT?! I know!!!! I...haven't...actually met him....but I imagine any of the $300 million he gets may filter down to me in the form of cash, so that I might buy Wheezy shoes. They're like 100 and some dollars if you're in Canada, as I am. Annnnnyway, what i wanted to tell you Wheezy, is that I'll pass your message onto the girlfriend, who will tell her BOYfriend, who will tell his BROTHER that you wanna be on the show!
Hey, scientists aren't trying to infect your brain with truth rot..we are trying to infect all brains with truth rot! mwahahaha! Your clones are useless now!
Morgan The Tounge + WheezyWaiter = AWESOMENESSwithacleanbeard
ItsAlyssaVlogs 1 week ago
That was Revenge Clone wasn't it?
SwampThing48 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
Schrodinger's Microwaveable Meals! You won't know if it's dead or not until it explodes!
peaceluvcandy4 3 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
"AHH laser in the back of the neck! Clever girl...." :)
TheZkuz200849 4 months ago 4
thejacobshowtube 5 months ago
0:15 My friends said I looked like Wednesday the other day.....
TheProjectWeird 5 months ago
you're funny
TheDisabledFeature 6 months ago
What is "clever girl"?
SquishySavvy 6 months ago
clever girl.
tehcassehh 7 months ago
2:04
Hail CANNON!
AdamantSystems 7 months ago
Hail CANNON!
AdamantSystems 7 months ago
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FREE LASER PEN GIVEAWAY ON MY CHANNEL
This is a 20mw, green, stylish laser pointer of which can travel 50 miles in the night sky (5 times higher than a jet aeroplane. Could probably reach moon) and 15-20 miles at night.
Only 41 PEOPLE have entered! Could you be the 42nd. 1 in 42 chance of winning
Thomas8april 7 months ago 14
@Thomas8april Hey, fuckface, the earth and moon are more then 200,000 miles from Earth.
zypherstones 6 months ago
@zypherstones The earth is not 200,000 miles from earth :P
traitor0837 5 months ago
@traitor0837 Since the moon's orbit is elliptical (oval-shaped), its distance varies from about 221,463 miles (356,334 kilometers) at perigee (closest approach to Earth) to 251,968 miles (405,503 kilometers) at apogee (farthest point). The average distance from the moon to the Earth is 238,857 miles (384,392 kilometers).
Your argument is invalid.
zypherstones 5 months ago
@zypherstones I meant you said "*the earth* and the moon are more than 200,000 miles from the earth." I was correcting the correction. :P
traitor0837 5 months ago
@traitor0837 I'm still right, ass.
zypherstones 5 months ago
@zypherstones Well, about the moon part, yeah :p
traitor0837 5 months ago
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@zypherstones Well, about the moon part, yeah :p
traitor0837 5 months ago
If Hail to the Thief isn't Radiohead's best album, (I think it's one of their best) what is?
schmittyc1993 8 months ago
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So many clones!
LookingPastTheGlass 8 months ago
clever girl -_- hahha
Pmano123 9 months ago
1:38
When he says ''Shockwaves'' I hear an MSN sound. xD
Omeegia 9 months ago
stopped laughing from the cat joke at 1:05
Hermanator190 9 months ago
To end or confirm explosion wednesday you should use the 'Big Bang' in some Weezy Waiter kind... of... way...
Or not
Thayer79 10 months ago
i love Firefly!
TheSwirlyfox 10 months ago
i love hail to the thief
fruitypeebils 10 months ago
Thats not combustable clone! He didn't catch on fire at all! He is explosive clone! LIES wheezywaitor. LIES!
camelCaseFTW 10 months ago
Jurassic Park reference! :D
MemoryCardOfLife 10 months ago
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I wanna see more Combustible Clone!!
TheStrongBoyz19 10 months ago
Alas, poor Combustible Clone... we hardly knew ye.
Ooh... anti-laser...
regularguy5mb 10 months ago
jurassic park reference FTW!
calliedonia 11 months ago
clever girl :D
allwecreateandestroy 11 months ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 11 months ago
I want an anti-laser now.
IPepperz 11 months ago
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Would dislike for mean kitty comment... but cannot due to sexy voice and the "Clever girl" comment... Wheezy, you and your awesome win again!
DragonEyedThief 11 months ago
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DragonEyedThief 11 months ago
in rainbows
tinaconclave 11 months ago
explosion Wednesday is awesome !!!! plz make it an official thing !!!
theajmificationar 11 months ago
.............................
AVMEmil34 11 months ago
Aww poor explosion clone.. ;_;
EightPercentChance 11 months ago
I was going to post a comment about the Jurassic Park reference, but stupid KhadgarKlimaxEU already did =\
ChaoticCookie37 1 year ago
youtube search: =EMjmbvD4QZ8
Movieist 1 year ago
Nathan Fillion + Firefly = Win
trpcameron 1 year ago
some of your jokes just arent funny and are embarressing...
LoneWhiteWolf13 1 year ago
lol pivotwaiter lol
TyTheRegularMan 1 year ago
If I told you HttT was my favorite Radiohead album, would you judge me?
lilithdvs13 1 year ago
radiohead FTW!!!!
Runehee555 1 year ago
steve joooehnson
chocolateBoiyum 1 year ago
you're right wheezy, their best album is ok computer. ok? EXPLOSION!
shaveyourwookie 1 year ago
at 1:48 did anyone else notice the "Kaboom!" at the top? Wheezy get glasses
TheSuperSherman 1 year ago
MOTHER FLUXER USED PIVOT TO MAKE A WINK VIDEO! AWWWW STOLE MY STOLEN IDEA!
TheComedian9 1 year ago
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sorry for the thumbs down, i didnt mean to
crunchypooo 1 year ago
omgiloveyou.
HelmetsAreHazardous 1 year ago
Craig, as much as I love you I feel as though you try to sell us far too much. Perhaps you could try something like Alex where you only sell us one product a month? Thanks.
mmmmmheyyyy 1 year ago
omg weezy bugs are eating me, i better explode them away
SHIZatBFiS 1 year ago
How...are clones born?
MrWhoization 1 year ago
best thumbnail evarrrrr!
ThEcReAsEy 1 year ago
WheezyLAZAHHHHHHHHHH<3
AdrianStick 1 year ago
Is it just me or did wheezy sound like King Kai from dragon ball z???
ThePete10 1 year ago
Jurassic Park!!!
mesuhlikemusic 1 year ago
i always thought laser was spelled with a "z"....
twinkleglimmer 1 year ago 39
wheezy waiter wikes wadiohead :)
Theehannle 1 year ago
by the way, have u heard the latest RADIOHEAD album? i think it sucks. what do u think?
pripllo 1 year ago
Oh hello combustible clone...say where did you get that nam- ....oh....fuck....
ReanimatedBit 1 year ago
ass-et-uh-leen (acetylene)
:D
sigilvii 1 year ago
Xplensday!
tjinkpad 1 year ago
I like how Tool's "Forty-Six & 2" is on the related videos. TAKE THAT, RADIOHEAD.
Squidpus 1 year ago
was that a jurassic park quote??
kevithsilent 1 year ago
1:39 error
alex49carson 1 year ago
Remember when there weren't advertisements at the the top of the page?
Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO
Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?
Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?
Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!
Originally made by bobalinac
Thumbs up to keep this at top of the page
TerraceSk8er97 1 year ago
@TerraceSk8er97 "Thumbs up to keep this at the top of the page."
You know, old Youtube didn't have this function, I see you're very happy with the new Youtube :)
ericholterman 1 year ago 12
@TerraceSk8er97 Hey, don't spam Wheezy with your nonsense, they're not going to listen to us, so just enjoy things while you can. Besides, even if the site reverted back, I'm sure there'd STILL be people complaining. You really can't please everyone.
Squidpus 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Remember when there weren't advertisements at the the top of the page?
Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO
Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?
Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?
Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!
Originally made by bobalinac
Thumbs up to keep this at top of the page
TerraceSk8er97 1 year ago
yay jurassic park!
qtzlctl2012 1 year ago
RIP Combustible Clone... with... your... non-existancy of being after combusting.
EyesTheDevil 1 year ago
Anyone notice the eagle poop?
whatnameshouldiget 1 year ago
Kitty
Minecraftgirl76 1 year ago
..but hail to the thief is so good
bencompall 1 year ago
My toogle is tangled
zach1001000 1 year ago
Yay for British spelling!
tristansmells 1 year ago
Put the cat in the microwave and see if it explodes!
guitarplayer24100 1 year ago
Is there an invisible clone?
OfTheUnseen 1 year ago
Ah, Radiohead. In Rainbows for me, love them.
TacticsElf 1 year ago
wasn't expecting the radiohead album
CrisStylez04 1 year ago
co za asy...
iowenevrybodyjk 1 year ago
There was a laser ad next to this video. Mind. Blown.
hannahsworlds 1 year ago
i want stuff
zeek561 1 year ago
A
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BadLuck130 1 year ago
I LOVE RADIOHEAD. And yeah that albums not that good. Call me cliche, but I like Pablo Honey the best.
NesZeppelin 1 year ago
@NesZeppelin What. That's not cliche at all. VERY unusual.
Hfsm33 1 year ago
@Hfsm33 Orly?
NesZeppelin 1 year ago
@Hfsm33 Well whats your favorite?
NesZeppelin 1 year ago
@NesZeppelin OK Computer. Kid A a close second.
Hfsm33 1 year ago
@Hfsm33 Never heard OK Computer. Just the name sounds cool.
NesZeppelin 1 year ago
@NesZeppelin Yeah, I always loved the name :)
Hfsm33 1 year ago
I've missed SIX wheezy waiter episodes. I'm happy to watch them all, but I'm also ashamed of myself.
NesZeppelin 1 year ago
laser's without dancing?
absurd
unorthodoxJ 1 year ago
I mourn the explosion of Combustable Clone. I miss him.
felixvelariusbos 1 year ago
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Co za asy
watersnake055 1 year ago
Nathan Fillion is from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. So there!
cooldarren 1 year ago
2:03 something falls... could this be cloverfield 2??? :O
italik13 1 year ago
LASER
Pinkynose499 1 year ago
Best pronunciation of acetylene ever!!
wowitsnicko 1 year ago
RADIOHEAD YES!!!
FeralArtist 1 year ago
Oh Craig, you have the best taste in music.. mine.
sidewalkcrap 1 year ago 2
"Clever girl" --best. line. ever.
;D
*HUG*
<3 Candace
iLeaveYouWithHugs 1 year ago
the "Steve Johnson" voice sounds a lot like Teen Girl Squad ;D
*hug*
<3 Candace
iLeaveYouWithHugs 1 year ago
I love explosion wednesday.
JohnWesleyLeek 1 year ago
<3 Jurrassic Park reference!
westindixie 1 year ago
cool
giovannih12 1 year ago
i love your videos (:
XoChloeBunnyoX 1 year ago
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The Bends is the best Radiohead album....... yeah....... Pablo Honey is good too.........
AJ72281 1 year ago
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AJ72281 1 year ago
This explosion Wednesday was my birthday! Explosion birthday!
MacSammo 1 year ago
I loved the Jurassic Park reference
Menokokoro 1 year ago
you know what the awesome thing is? i'm wearing my Schrodinger's cat shirt from shirt.woot today. your video is relevant to my interests. and my cat's as well.
Naticlese 1 year ago
Can we make an exception and call it explosion Saturday?
volcaniccolony 1 year ago
Absorbing lazers? Cool, I'll stick with my epic mirror that reflects it instead! Whoever fires a lazer beam at me will fear my mirror of doom!
SoraNashimi 1 year ago
Wheezy Waiter hear'd the learn'd astronomer.
prettyhippie865 1 year ago
keep pressing 3:15 xD
ninjaassassin27 1 year ago
Clever Girl!
neesha4590 1 year ago
I love how when I was watching this video the advertisement was for laser pointers.
CharlieHorse97 1 year ago
LOLOL @ your voice when you say "Steve Johnson" and "Scientist"
InYourClosetx 1 year ago
FIREFLYYYY!! ... my love for you has suddenly grown exponentially. I didn't think it was possible D:
violetsarntblue 1 year ago
Clever girl.
KhadgarKlimaxEU 1 year ago 263
@KhadgarKlimaxEU Jurassic park
venomvsspidey11 1 year ago
"Ow laser in the back of the neck! Clever girlll.." I LAUGHED SO MUCH. The way your voice deepened, omg.
vanessasaysrawr 1 year ago
i want combustable clone back!!! he was lovely!!!
schnutzl5 1 year ago
Can Meteorologist Steve Johnson Voice be a thing? Or not be a thing..but it will still be a thing either way.. :D !
tabarra39 1 year ago
Nathan Fillion has been getting a lot of coverage lately for saying he would bring the show back. REALLY hope he gets it back on. And wheezy would be a great addition to the cast.
yoinkers100 1 year ago
Hate to break this to you, but acetylene is pronounced "uh-set-ill-ene", not "as-si-tie-lene".
Chemistry!
askninjasks 1 year ago
Firefly ! yay !!
I was already a fan of that page xD
WW is infinitely cooler for liking Firefly <3
sweetmiseryxo 1 year ago
wheezy..youve been doing explosion wednesdays for months..it's a thing.
xoxoAbBiixoxo 1 year ago
Clever girl...
IronJacks 1 year ago 2
Revenge Clone was throwing snowballs?! How vengeful!
evilPandora 1 year ago
IT IS THEIR BEST ALBUM!!!!!!!!
NitroVII 1 year ago
GET THIS! I know the girlfriend of the brother of Nathan Fillion. WHAT?! I know!!!! I...haven't...actually met him....but I imagine any of the $300 million he gets may filter down to me in the form of cash, so that I might buy Wheezy shoes. They're like 100 and some dollars if you're in Canada, as I am. Annnnnyway, what i wanted to tell you Wheezy, is that I'll pass your message onto the girlfriend, who will tell her BOYfriend, who will tell his BROTHER that you wanna be on the show!
Raineiax 1 year ago
you cant get much cooler than rainbow coloured unicorn being ridden by a cucumber with sunglasses and wheezy shoes, yep thats cool
ThePuggeh 1 year ago
It WAS a good show.
retrakkt 1 year ago
hahaha laserpointerpen commercial
gitaardrum 1 year ago
Weezy is our only hope at defeating chuck norris
SaiiKOsThoughts 1 year ago
@SaiiKOsThoughts too bad you spelled wheezy wrong...
RobertoTheBlade 1 year ago
@SaiiKOsThoughts You can't defeat Chuck Norris. It's a fact.
Raineiax 1 year ago
I felt really sorry for the poor combustible clone..!
winggirl23 1 year ago
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davidfinestein 1 year ago
You're an underrated youtuber! Intelligent, funny and awesome... And explosive.
mcflyfreakDK 1 year ago
Hey, scientists aren't trying to infect your brain with truth rot..we are trying to infect all brains with truth rot! mwahahaha! Your clones are useless now!
DharmaScientist 1 year ago
Nathan Fillion is hilarious! He was great in Two Guys and a Girl, Neil Patrick Harris' Dr. Horrible, and now Castle.
nlkeeper07 1 year ago
make it a thing
mtwin91 1 year ago
i watched this on a friday
hayleigh97 1 year ago
Thumbs up for the combustible clone!
Ihateyoubillclinton 1 year ago
"Clever Girl"
Jurassic Park Reference.
omaraty009 1 year ago
*Explosion*
Me- "HOLLY FUDGE! Oh, whew, it was just Wheezy Waiter. HOLLY FUDGE WHEEZY WAITER!"
* Intense watching*
"I think my eyes are broken, they exploded.."
AwsomeSimLover 1 year ago
Clever Girl...
Love Jurassic Park, love that line :D
Matt140989 1 year ago
RADIOHEAD!!!!
comandermander 1 year ago
Clever girl.
yo, your videos go very fast, i often have to rewind ... juzayin
AndreasNV 1 year ago
This video was very crazy I love it!!!
Never disappointed with your videos!
XD
Ephics 1 year ago
RADIOHEAD!!! sorry... i O-faced when i saw that
EliteToasterSquad 1 year ago 55
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sidewalkcrap 1 year ago
@EliteToasterSquad That makes two of 50 of us. Lawl. I love Radiohead. And Hail to the Thief was probably my favorite album. Psh.
cibomatto47 1 year ago
so like a mirror
anthony21266 1 year ago
@anthony21266 a mirror reflects light, this absorbs it.
chronoflect 1 year ago
@chronoflect so like a mirror jk
anthony21266 1 year ago
"Clever girl"
NinjaRuuku 1 year ago
2:01 "SMART YOU!" I really like this comeback. Must implement.
tortugapoet 1 year ago
"the WUHORST!"
Cindisfirstmoustache 1 year ago
Fucking loled at Wednesday Adams. HAHAHA
followthecheater 1 year ago
"1:25" thats the line from Jurassic Park when the raptor rapes the guy!! :D
Dylaniswaybored 1 year ago
1:14 to 2:30 MINDFUCK SOO MUCH HAPPENED
TheFlyinCow 1 year ago
There should be an epic fight between all the clones revolting against the alligator
emmielove21 1 year ago
I like Radiohead too! =D
Weezy Waiter and I are so alike...
...I think we're more than just friends...
...we're brothers man...
Ryuhza 1 year ago
RAAAAIIIIDDDDDIIIOOOOOOHHHHHEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!
johnsonyourfired 1 year ago
My troupe is doing a parody of Jurassic Park and for some reason you keep quoting Jurassic Park!! CRAZINESS!!
JoTheAnomaly 1 year ago
Silly waiter(:
this wednesday wasn't the 2nd.... xD
EscapeWthMusic 1 year ago
You should make a scientist clone to read smart-ish stuff like when you read the sonic boom weather cannon article! =D
seandenby1 1 year ago