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  • Morgan The Tounge + WheezyWaiter = AWESOMENESSwithacleanbeard

  • That was Revenge Clone wasn't it?

  • Schrodinger's Microwaveable Meals! You won't know if it's dead or not until it explodes!

  • "AHH laser in the back of the neck! Clever girl...." :)

  • W WH WHE WHEE WHEEZ WHEEZY WHEEZYW WHEEZYWA WHEEZYWAI WHEEZYWAIT WHEEZYWAITE WHEEZYWAITER WHEEZYWAITER:-)
  • 0:15 My friends said I looked like Wednesday the other day.....

  • you're funny

    

  • What is "clever girl"?

  • clever girl.

  • 2:04

    Hail CANNON!

  • Hail CANNON!

  • @Thomas8april Hey, fuckface, the earth and moon are more then 200,000 miles from Earth.

  • @zypherstones The earth is not 200,000 miles from earth :P

  • @traitor0837 Since the moon's orbit is elliptical (oval-shaped), its distance varies from about 221,463 miles (356,334 kilometers) at perigee (closest approach to Earth) to 251,968 miles (405,503 kilometers) at apogee (farthest point). The average distance from the moon to the Earth is 238,857 miles (384,392 kilometers).

    Your argument is invalid.

  • @zypherstones I meant you said "*the earth* and the moon are more than 200,000 miles from the earth." I was correcting the correction. :P

  • @traitor0837 I'm still right, ass.

  • @zypherstones Well, about the moon part, yeah :p

  • If Hail to the Thief isn't Radiohead's best album, (I think it's one of their best) what is?

  • clever girl -_- hahha

  • 1:38

    When he says ''Shockwaves'' I hear an MSN sound. xD

  • stopped laughing from the cat joke at 1:05

  • To end or confirm explosion wednesday you should use the 'Big Bang' in some Weezy Waiter kind... of... way...

    Or not

  • i love Firefly!

  • i love hail to the thief

  • Thats not combustable clone! He didn't catch on fire at all! He is explosive clone! LIES wheezywaitor. LIES!

  • Jurassic Park reference! :D

  • Alas, poor Combustible Clone... we hardly knew ye.

    Ooh... anti-laser...

  • jurassic park reference FTW!

  • clever girl :D

  • *wink*

  • I want an anti-laser now.

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  • in rainbows

  • explosion Wednesday is awesome !!!! plz make it an official thing !!!

  • .............................

  • Aww poor explosion clone.. ;_;

  • I was going to post a comment about the Jurassic Park reference, but stupid KhadgarKlimaxEU already did =\

  • youtube search:  =EMjmbvD4QZ8

  • Nathan Fillion + Firefly = Win

  • some of your jokes just arent funny and are embarressing...

  • lol pivotwaiter lol

  • If I told you HttT was my favorite Radiohead album, would you judge me?

  • radiohead FTW!!!!

    

  • steve joooehnson

  • you're right wheezy, their best album is ok computer. ok? EXPLOSION!

  • at 1:48 did anyone else notice the "Kaboom!" at the top? Wheezy get glasses

  • MOTHER FLUXER USED PIVOT TO MAKE A WINK VIDEO! AWWWW STOLE MY STOLEN IDEA!

  • omgiloveyou.

  • Craig, as much as I love you I feel as though you try to sell us far too much. Perhaps you could try something like Alex where you only sell us one product a month? Thanks.

  • omg weezy bugs are eating me, i better explode them away

  • How...are clones born?

  • best thumbnail evarrrrr!

  • WheezyLAZAHHHHHHHHHH<3

  • Is it just me or did wheezy sound like King Kai from dragon ball z???

  • Jurassic Park!!!

  • i always thought laser was spelled with a "z"....

  • wheezy waiter wikes wadiohead  :)

  • by the way, have u heard the latest RADIOHEAD album? i think it sucks. what do u think?

  • Oh hello combustible clone...say where did you get that nam- ....oh....fuck....

  • ass-et-uh-leen (acetylene)

    :D

  • Xplensday!

  • I like how Tool's "Forty-Six & 2" is on the related videos. TAKE THAT, RADIOHEAD.

  • was that a jurassic park quote??

  • 1:39 error

  • Remember when there weren't advertisements at the  the top of the page?

    Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

    Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?

    Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?

    Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

    WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

    Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!

    Originally made by bobalinac

    Thumbs up to keep this at top of the page

  • @TerraceSk8er97 "Thumbs up to keep this at the top of the page."

    You know, old Youtube didn't have this function, I see you're very happy with the new Youtube :)

  • @TerraceSk8er97 Hey, don't spam Wheezy with your nonsense, they're not going to listen to us, so just enjoy things while you can. Besides, even if the site reverted back, I'm sure there'd STILL be people complaining. You really can't please everyone.

  • yay jurassic park!

  • RIP Combustible Clone... with... your... non-existancy of being after combusting.

  • Anyone notice the eagle poop?

  • Kitty

  • ..but hail to the thief is so good

  • My toogle is tangled

  • Yay for British spelling!

  • Put the cat in the microwave and see if it explodes!

  • Is there an invisible clone?

  • Ah, Radiohead. In Rainbows for me, love them.

  • wasn't expecting the radiohead album

  • co za asy...

  • There was a laser ad next to this video. Mind. Blown.

  • i want stuff

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  • I LOVE RADIOHEAD. And yeah that albums not that good. Call me cliche, but I like Pablo Honey the best.

  • @NesZeppelin What. That's not cliche at all. VERY unusual.

  • @Hfsm33 Orly?

  • @Hfsm33 Well whats your favorite?

  • @NesZeppelin OK Computer. Kid A a close second.

  • @Hfsm33 Never heard OK Computer. Just the name sounds cool.

  • @NesZeppelin Yeah, I always loved the name :)

  • I've missed SIX wheezy waiter episodes. I'm happy to watch them all, but I'm also ashamed of myself.

  • laser's without dancing?

    absurd

  • I mourn the explosion of Combustable Clone. I miss him.

  • Nathan Fillion is from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. So there!

  • 2:03 something falls... could this be cloverfield 2??? :O

  • LASER

  • Best pronunciation of acetylene ever!!

  • RADIOHEAD YES!!!

  • Oh Craig, you have the best taste in music.. mine.

  • "Clever girl" --best. line. ever.

    ;D

    *HUG*

    <3 Candace

  • the "Steve Johnson" voice sounds a lot like Teen Girl Squad ;D

    *hug*

    <3 Candace

  • I love explosion wednesday.

  • <3 Jurrassic Park reference!

  • cool

  • i love your videos (:

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  • This explosion Wednesday was my birthday! Explosion birthday!

  • I loved the Jurassic Park reference

  • you know what the awesome thing is? i'm wearing my Schrodinger's cat shirt from shirt.woot today. your video is relevant to my interests. and my cat's as well.

  • Can we make an exception and call it explosion Saturday?

  • Absorbing lazers? Cool, I'll stick with my epic mirror that reflects it instead! Whoever fires a lazer beam at me will fear my mirror of doom!

  • Wheezy Waiter hear'd the learn'd astronomer.

  • keep pressing 3:15 xD

  • Clever Girl!

  • I love how when I was watching this video the advertisement was for laser pointers.

  • LOLOL @ your voice when you say "Steve Johnson" and "Scientist"

  • FIREFLYYYY!! ... my love for you has suddenly grown exponentially. I didn't think it was possible D:

  • Clever girl.

  • @KhadgarKlimaxEU Jurassic park

  • "Ow laser in the back of the neck! Clever girlll.." I LAUGHED SO MUCH. The way your voice deepened, omg.

  • i want combustable clone back!!! he was lovely!!!

  •  Can Meteorologist Steve Johnson Voice be a thing? Or not be a thing..but it will still be a thing either way.. :D !

  • Nathan Fillion has been getting a lot of coverage lately for saying he would bring the show back. REALLY hope he gets it back on. And wheezy would be a great addition to the cast.

  • Hate to break this to you, but acetylene is pronounced "uh-set-ill-ene", not "as-si-tie-lene".

    Chemistry!

  • Firefly ! yay !!

    I was already a fan of that page xD

    WW is infinitely cooler for liking Firefly <3

  • wheezy..youve been doing explosion wednesdays for months..it's a thing.

  • Clever girl...

  • Revenge Clone was throwing snowballs?! How vengeful!

  • IT IS THEIR BEST ALBUM!!!!!!!!

  • GET THIS! I know the girlfriend of the brother of Nathan Fillion. WHAT?! I know!!!! I...haven't...actually met him....but I imagine any of the $300 million he gets may filter down to me in the form of cash, so that I might buy Wheezy shoes. They're like 100 and some dollars if you're in Canada, as I am. Annnnnyway, what i wanted to tell you Wheezy, is that I'll pass your message onto the girlfriend, who will tell her BOYfriend, who will tell his BROTHER that you wanna be on the show!

  • you cant get much cooler than rainbow coloured unicorn being ridden by a cucumber with sunglasses and wheezy shoes, yep thats cool

  • It WAS a good show.

  • hahaha laserpointerpen commercial

  • Weezy is our only hope at defeating chuck norris

  • @SaiiKOsThoughts too bad you spelled wheezy wrong...

  • @SaiiKOsThoughts You can't defeat Chuck Norris. It's a fact.

  • I felt really sorry for the poor combustible clone..!

  • You're an underrated youtuber! Intelligent, funny and awesome... And explosive.

  • Hey, scientists aren't trying to infect your brain with truth rot..we are trying to infect all brains with truth rot! mwahahaha! Your clones are useless now!

  • Nathan Fillion is hilarious! He was great in Two Guys and a Girl, Neil Patrick Harris' Dr. Horrible, and now Castle.

  • make it a thing

  • i watched this on a friday

  • Thumbs up for the combustible clone!

  • "Clever Girl"

    Jurassic Park Reference.

  • *Explosion*

    Me- "HOLLY FUDGE! Oh, whew, it was just Wheezy Waiter. HOLLY FUDGE WHEEZY WAITER!"

    * Intense watching*

    "I think my eyes are broken, they exploded.."

  • Clever Girl...

    Love Jurassic Park, love that line :D

  • RADIOHEAD!!!!

  • Clever girl.

    yo, your videos go very fast, i often have to rewind ... juzayin

  • This video was very crazy I love it!!!

    Never disappointed with your videos!

    XD

  • RADIOHEAD!!! sorry... i O-faced when i saw that

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  • @EliteToasterSquad That makes two of 50 of us. Lawl. I love Radiohead. And Hail to the Thief was probably my favorite album. Psh.

  • so like a mirror

  • @anthony21266 a mirror reflects light, this absorbs it.

  • @chronoflect so like a mirror jk

  • "Clever girl"

  • 2:01 "SMART YOU!" I really like this comeback. Must implement.

  • "the WUHORST!"

  • Fucking loled at Wednesday Adams. HAHAHA

  • "1:25" thats the line from Jurassic Park when the raptor rapes the guy!! :D

  • 1:14 to 2:30 MINDFUCK SOO MUCH HAPPENED

  • There should be an epic fight between all the clones revolting against the alligator

  • I like Radiohead too! =D

    Weezy Waiter and I are so alike...

    ...I think we're more than just friends...

    ...we're brothers man...

  • RAAAAIIIIDDDDDIIIOOOOOOHHHHHEE­EEEAAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!

  • My troupe is doing a parody of Jurassic Park and for some reason you keep quoting Jurassic Park!! CRAZINESS!!

  • Silly waiter(:

    this wednesday wasn't the 2nd.... xD

  • You should make a scientist clone to read smart-ish stuff like when you read the sonic boom weather cannon article! =D