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  • well a of course but just to be funny i pick c...

  • D- Break up with her while on two hits on Mitsubishi Ecstasy

  • haha pablo francisco

  • A. But do it publicly over lunch. Classy.

  • A def

  • a-if you are have sum courage

    b-if you are a big bitch

    c-if you are asshole

    d-on myspace or face book-if your a fat asshole

  • Um deff deff A

    If your a bitch it might be fun to watch them cry.

    or

    If you just want them to take it seriously.

    BUT BE CAREFUL

    some people might try to win you back with those tears

    DO NOT GIVE IN!

  • A, but only if you have a getaway car waiting in the wings.

  • A lol u could be kissed!

  • A...

  • C DUH

  • The true answer is A.,but the right answer is D.)make a sign and wave it in the window on TMZ or some other famous tv show. :D jp jp thought i get that out but its A.)

  • A-if they ment anything to you

    B-if they are abusive

    C-if they are super abusive

    D-have your friend do it because you're lammme.

  • A jeez it shows you have some form of courage

  • D. In space.

  • B, if they get pissed you are in no danger. xDD

  • A

    duh.

  • Be sensative enough to tell the person face to face. Be understanding of their feelings. Maybe it's what the other person wanted anyway. The relationship began face to face, it should end face to face. Best just to remain together, don't break up. Work it out and maybe even marry the person one day. Hey, that sure would cut down on those American divorce rates over there. Ouch!

  • a) in person.

    Obviously.

  • In person, then take that trip to Mexico...

  • i second this motion.

    =P

  • C....

  • Actually, these questions are incomplete. Does answer C mean "collect call from some other country" or "collect call", or specifically "collect call from Mexico"? Does answer B mean "any form of calling that is not a collect call from Mexico"?

  • no it's not these questions that are incomplete, its your life. You need to get a hobby.

  • Definitely A

  • umm a

  • A, Dur

  • B I think...

  • obviously E.........

  • A. obviously

  • a but girls are very good slapers

  • it's gonna hurt anyway, so

    D. eitherway, just don't be a bitch about it

  • d) bake a cake and decorate it with frosting that spells out "we're over bitch". leave it on his/her doorstep, ring the bell, and run.

  • a) but where a cup/box,

    cover the jewels, nut shots are fucking painful.

  • hahaha.

    Isn't that the truth!

  • A. Not even an option.

  • A - but be careful girls can kick really hard

  • the answer is A

  • A..

  • D: fuck them one night the next morning wall still in bed and you both wake up say man that sex was awful last night!

    jk break up in person or youll get a bad Rep

  • d. fuck em alot then on a text at least a half a mile away

  • Totally C

  • Definitely (a)

  • a) in person fer sure

  • D - whatever is most convinent

  • d) u got to do it in person, but you just have to do it right and give a good reason y ur breaking up. oh and make sure have some kind of getaway if she tries to kill u

  • the ideal way would be in person. if you haven't been dating long though (less than a month), you can get away with breaking up via phone. never do it via facebook, email, or post it, etc.

  • D - All of the Above - You call them on the phone and tell them to meet you in person and break up with them. :)

  • D. The best way to break up with someone is to never do it in a text. Because then you get a bad reputation and people hate you.

    Also you're a pansie.

  • this was the weekly poll question on nexopia about a week ago

  • A. in person. the best choice

  • D ) Say he / she is too good for you and you dont wanna hold them back from happiness ;d

  • A. Unless the person has been known to guilt trip you and be very clingy. Then tell them and run away!

  • a friend of mine typed"thoese glasses look a little big on you" and he blocked them for that. i disagree.they look small on that big ego inflated head of his

  • A!!!!!!!

  • Do it in person, but make sure you're in a car and the other person is outside so they don't kill you after you break up with them.

    Summary: Quick Getaway.

  • A)in person, be a man

  • a. in person is better unless u cant see them then phone but never text it!

  • D. Make it so they Break Up with you, get them really mad or something, than it makes them look like the bad person.

  • You sounded like Ellen DeGeneres when you said "Someday, you'll work for them" o.O

  • A, unless mental instability might lead to bodily harm...

  • hey forgot to say 'i just lied' lol still love the buck :)

  • D. you send a friendly bunny rabbit over with a note attached to its neck that says i don't want to be in a relationship any more. She will get mad but then she will look at the rabbit and everything will be fine.

  • A...

  • d. just kill her

  • a but b always seems to be easier

  • D) its never a good break up if you don't ask your friend to ask their friend to ask their friend to ask their friend to ask their friend

    to ask their friend to ask their friend to ask their friend to ask their friend to ask their friend to ask their friend to tell your boy/girl friend that its over :P

  • A lol

  • i say A

  • i say A

  • I would have to say A

  • D) fuck his or her best friend/sister/brother... it'll all work out great after that

  • I'd like to say A, but i always end up goin with B.

  • I choose B, cause if you're gonna be an a hole and break up with her might as well be a douche crap and scrape the buttom of the barrel

  • A, I choose A!

  • its all about C!!!!

  • C of course

  • Obviously A

  • D.) dead cat int he mailbox ? =X

  • 1) Nobody cares

    2) You're trying to remain relevant in a youth-based video community site by asking retarded questions

    3) Stick to What The Buck

    4) Community College isn't that bad.

  • break up sex.... D

  • I'll say A) In person

  • A...def A

  • A!!! In person is soo much funner!

    .STEPS

    1.) first attack them

    2.) BITCH slap

    3.) break up with them while there not conscience!

  • i'm gonna say a.

  • btw, how much do you get for every comment posted?

    lol i don't mind

  • Create a set-up so that your soon-to-be ex will "accidently" walk in on you cheating with someone else.

  • in person duh you guys are retards

  • I chose A

  • D) Write a romantic song about them and at the last line break up. :D It helps leave the relationship on a happy note.

  • I pick Ccccccccccc=]

    I like Mexico!!!

  • a) fosho.

  • a; every other way is for pussies

  • d. text message, the chicks really digg that.

  • um a. duh

  • d)Screaming it in their ear and running away :D

  • D. tell her you're moving to mexico and lose contact with them

  • A. in person

  • A) Be nice

  • D) Middle of the hallway, in the middle of a storm of people, gets the best reactions.

  • have your NEW girlfriend call her

  • A.

    and definetly not texting or email

  • the answer i think is A.

  • A)

    Its the proper way.

  • C? wtf..lol...def A

  • retrieve

  • a. def

  • A. In person

  • B. All the way

  • D

    you should in person

    but if you cant or wont be seeing them soon on the phone NOT TTEXT calling

  • A) that way they know

  • definitely in person unless they are insane. then take the collect call.

  • d. on text lmao

  • a) definately

  • (a) In person of course

  • A) In person

  • a) in person.

    or c if they are like physco killers haha

  • A. in person

  • a) In Person

  • C. definatly, women are nuts

  • a or b.

  • If you are in a serious relationship, A.) is the only choice unless your a huge tool.  Otherwise, C.) is a great idea, that would be awsome! But honestly, if you EVER break up, in person is the only respectful way but if an ACTUAL number must be put on it, 3 weeks and a face to face is a must.

  • do her sister and mother...or dad

  • when is the new season starting?

  • A is the best, but C is the easiest.

  • A in person

  • a lol

  • in person

  • c. haha

  • D) Over the college dorm's intercom system right after you receive confirmation of your transfer.

  • d. u dont tell the person you let them find out when they come home and see you haveing sex with some1 else

  • D. Join the army XD

    P.S. A. In person

  • D. In a fancy restaurant and after he's paid for everything dump him mercilessly. HA!

  • c. so u dont get in as much shit

  • a. in person

  • A if you think it will end well

    D if they'll freak

  • A in person

  • b. on the phone so you wouldnt have to see their faces when you're saying it

  • lets change it just a bit. how about we chose what is easiest.

  • D. Kinda like A, but give him/her at lest a little indication, cuz if it comes from no where, it's horrible for the other person to get over it.

    or maybe A either one, but u know, my D is like A so u know what I mean

  • A in person

  • A. In Person

  • C. If you're Mexican she'll understand.

  • a. in person

    just come prepared

  • A. in person

  • Text message break-up.

  • d. its like a but you say: its not you its Sarah* she has much bigger tits than you and shows them to me all the time

    *any girls name is good.

  • a. in person

  • A.

    Straight up

  • right after sex

  • i agree 100%

  • A duhhhhhhhhhhh

  • e mail

  • d. put a note on a remote control car, drive it up to him at school, then run like faff before he sees you.

  • B or C.

  • A is the best way

  • c, nuff said

  • Most interesting?

    C. For sure.

    Best?

    Probably A or B.

    [B if who you're breaking up with is crazy]

  • Definitely C!

  • If I wanted to be mean, though (like if this person cheated or shot a person or sumthing) then I would tell EVERYONE that we had already broken up! My friends, my mom, my cat, random people on the street. Then, finally, his mom or friends or sumthing will say they are sorry about the break-up and they'd be all like WTF? Then when they ask you about it be all like, "Whoopsy! I thought I already told you! Well, now you know! Byeeeee!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That would be excellent!

  • A...

  • in person...

    any other form is lame and just shows that your a coward and that you run away from your problems.

  • Personally, I chose the breaking up in person technique...can't say it did much of anything on the possitive side of things. I think I would like to be broken up with over the phone though, then you can just hang up the phone. This is nice for the less coordinated because then you don't have to run away to cry in private. I don't like crying in public or running!

  • Aaaa

  • B. On the phone. I'm an emotional person and doing it in person would be difficult for me, so I've done all my breaking up over the phone. If it were a serious relationship however, I'd be more likely to do it in person.

  • in person... even if it is awkward... you owe it to that person they arnt a stranger to you they were dating you ... it shows respect and you have a bigger shot of remaining friends and keeping a good rep.

  • a. cuz i think it better an maybe dat way u still can be friends

  • d, tell ur friend to tell a friend

    to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend

  • rofl

  • D. kick the person and say "HaHa you're gullable!" they will be confused and walk into a pool of sharks. Your troubles are over!

  • D. if he was cheating on you pop a cap up his ass

  • defently

  • depends on how serious it was

  • d in person with chocolates

  • D - Over the phone in person.

  • C, obviously.

  • A

    but for D i would say with a banner during a party that ur not invited to

  • My husband divorced me via yahoo messenger a month ago and I found out he's been cheating on me for two months because of a secret myspace he made...SHADY.

  • A why would you choose any of the others?

  • A. DEFINITELY

  • a. but it's also the hardest. however c can be funny as hell. except if you already live in mexico... that will make it even more akwerd

  • C

    just kidding, A is the best

  • My answer is A. I love to see the look on their face. Priceless. Check my page for more priceless funnies.