There's another video showing this exact same clip, but doesn't have Jimmy introducing him. And everyone HATES it. Dice is a washed-up one-trick pony, and I think the only reason this video is getting more positive feedback is because Jimmy praised the guy before he walked on stage.
THIS IS FUNNY! ANDREW DICE CLAY ROCKS! If you DON'T get it, then JUST MOVE ON! Don't make a big deal. Humor is different for different folks. To me, Dice is FUNNY! Let's just let things be.
I love Bill Hicks, Bill was an artist with a mission to get people to think for themselves. That was his purpose and he was great at it. He used comedy to plant ideas in his audience while their guards were down from laughing. Dice has a mission too. His mission is to make you laugh as hard as you can, as often as you can, and he was great at it. They both accomplished their goals. Hicks is more inspiring, Dice is funnier, and I love them both.
Not one of you motherfuckers running your mouths claiming that Dice isn't funny could ever tell a joke or do a 5 minute set better than him. Typical haters. All mouth and not a fucking thing or achievement to back it up with.
@TheLuscious SHut the fuck up. You fucking people are pathetic. Anyone who doesn't like something you like is automatically a "hater." Fuck outta here with that shit.
@whoiswhobutwho Awwwwwwwww little hater bitch upset. Why? Truth hurts huh? You're probably some washout wannabe comic who couldn't make a baby laugh. Probably threw tomatoes at your unfunny ass too. Again what has your hating ass ever achieved? Nothing. Come make me shut the fuck up. Oh wait I gotta take my cock out of your mother's mouth first. Your sister screaming that she's next. Zinger.
@TheLuscious well said,,,,,,,,I agree with you 100 percent,,,,,,it is a very difficult art to master,,,,,,,i am just starting out in the amateur ranks of standup comedy,,,,,,,,check my video,,,,,,,""yuk yuks Big Bopper is angry,,,,,,,,,and send it to some of your contacts that need a laugh,,,,,,thanks for your time!
@Darkez982 i just do it to be unique,,,,,,,,,,and also so my comments standout more from the rest,,,,,,,,,you can't tell me when and where and how much to use the comma button,,,,,,,,,,i'll decide on that my friend,,,,,,you're not the boss of me!,,,,,,,hahahahaha,,,,,,,if it bothers you that much,,,,,,,you got some issues son
BOY WAT ABUNCH OF HALF ASISSY JERKOFFSS!! YOU HEARD ME! JERKOFSS!! FUCKIN MUDDRES CUNT COCKSUKESS!! YOU LIKE THAT FUCKING BLAND COMEDY THAT FUCKING SUCKS CANAL WATER!! DICE HAD BALLS !! LIKE SOMEBODY SAID THE ONLY COMEDIAN NOT TO SAY A FUCKING WORD AND PEOPLE STARTED CRACKING UP ALL OVER!! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DONT SAY KNOTHING! YOU HATN JERKKOOFFSS!!
@deathtoamerica3 Sure that's why he was selling out Madison Square Garden and Nassau Coliseum. What have you ever sold out? Nothing. Wait, wait I was wrong about that. You sold out giving blowjobs. You would cut off your left nut if you could ever be as funny as the Diceman.
@TheLuscious actually dude ive sold out a few venues in omaha. i would cut off my left nut to be as funny as BILL HICKS, an actually funny comedian. this fag just pretends to be like a guido and swears every second, not humorous unless your fucking braindead... which you obviously are. might as well be dangling keys in front of your face huh? ..... oh and i sold out.. blowjobs...? sorry man but that wasnt funny at all or insulting. stop defending a retard via youtube. you stupid fucking faggot.
@deathtoamerica3 WTF is Bill Hicks? Oh your daily ball licking appointment. Redd Foxx, Lenny Bruce especially and a few other comics were way more profane than Dice Clay. You run your mouth because you're a hater. Awwwwww look at you can't refute anything I said so go right to cursing and name calling. Bill Hicks' bend over bitch. Come back if you ever sell out an arena.
Dice is the FUCKING KING! He's the only guy who will slap your dad in the face,call him a pussy and then fuck your mom in front of you and you will all LOVE IT!!!
@DevoSpencer Thats because you did not grow up with the DiceMan.Your sense of humor is on the polite side, DICE is for RAW people who tell it like it is, and of course those who love to fuck, and Cum. So I am standing on line at the Bank,.....with my tongue up this Chicks ASS!!
@ThePhallystorm no it has nothing with being offended by this, I love comedians like jimmy carr and bill burr who are just as "raw" and both tell it like it is. They just do it in a funnier way than this guy
@DevoSpencer No its Cool Devo. To each his own. I was sold on DICE when I first saw him on the HBO special for New Years eve around 1984/85 I was with many people that night who were on the floor laughing their asses off. We never seen him before, and when he started with his Nursery Rhymes everyone was in shock. Especially Little Boy Blew. He needed the money! CLASSIC Dice is, and will always be ORIGINAL to the core, and not too many people will like him. Only certain people get him.OHHHH!
I saw ADC live in LA in 1987 at the Improv. He wasn't big yet, just about to explode. There were a few other good comics on stage that night including Dom Irrera, Charles Fleischer (Roger Rabbit voice), and a some other bigger names. Everyone was there to see Dice. He blew them all away. When he came on stage it was like an evil dark presence had entered the room. Very palpable. Viscerally electric energy was coursing through the place, never felt anything like it. And, he was savagely funny...
This fucking wind hole goes on and on about people who want to show you their cell phones. There's another YouTube of this has been, loser on a radio show, showing off his "commando" cell phone that he can even use underwater. He must have gone on for 3 minutes. Hey Dice, your career called and got a busy signal from your commando cell phone, asshole head!
@Gyro911 I've been sending negative comments about this has been every opportunity I get. You hit it right on the head though. It was cool when he was young, now it just makes him seem like an old perv. That would be true of anyone who's act hadn't changed since the Reagan Administration. The weight gain, receding hair line, pork chop sideburns and the same get up, are not helping him either. He thinks he so iconic that he can pull off this Sha Na Na meets Elvis look forever .
@CrackerLance I gotta admit i listened to this barely when i first made the comment but listening to it again his material is actually current and new. He still got that funny delivery and punchline but i agree he cant get away with the sex jokes anymore.. Common the Shawn has the fag touch, Sig fried and Eddie, faggot tito, thats spot on funny that only he can come up with. The sex jokes gotta go, no girl would touch him and everyone in the audience knows it so it doesnt have the same appeal
He goes after the front row, especially that guy Sean, in a very unfunny & vicious way, just to set the tone & cover the fact that he left his act back in the early '90's. Some "insult" comedy is just uneccessary. There should be a reason to attack, not just that they chose to sit there or the guy's name is Sean. "Asshole Head", "Fuck Face" and whatever the hell he spewed all over the front row made me cringe. Like seeing an old baseball player trying to play years after their career ended.
This is pathetic. His comedy never evolved. His whole "act", timing, delivery, subject matter, audience bashing without a hook & trying to pull off the leather jacket & WWE style belt buckle are all so embarrassing. I could hardly watch this, but I guess like a train wreck, it's hard to look away. Two sell out nights at the Garden is an amazing accomplishment. It probably will never happen again. He deserves high praise for that, but with a limited act like his, he was dead then night after.
@NY1love Are you kidding? I loved this guy twenty years ago. But every comic must evolve with an act like that, or simply be George Carlin funny to continue to pack houses (or even work). You can just keep saying "Hickory, dickory, dock some chick was suckin' my . . . Ohh!
This is amazingly pathetic. How can this garbage be dignified enough to be considered comedy. You can see how desperate ADC clay is to get a laugh as he realizes he's got nothing to offer except a bunch of profanity in a stereotypical mafioso drawl.
@greenblue1979 I'm curious how it is you perceived my comment to imply that. All I said in my post was that I don't think ADC is good. I didn't say anything about racial stuff.
@zenrr1 you have no idea what your talking about. Dice is the undisputed king of comedy and these so called comics of our era can't nearly hold a candle to him so why dont you shut the fuck up already!
why would people come in and vote as a dislike if you knew you didn't like the video then why would you look up dice clay and actually view it?..doesn't make any sense
This was pathetic. He never changed his act. It was a novelty back in the '80's, but he just had no idea how to evolve. I have never seen anything as awful as this performance by someone who was once the undisputed king of comedy for a pretty decent amount of time. He is just angry . . . if he used the word assshole one more time I think I'd have slammed my laptop on the floor. What a lame attempt to be topical. Without a hickory dickory dock or a OOOOOOhhhhhh!!
omg the dice man has some really great new material.. that was hialrious!! PS. It's persona comedy people.. if you don't care for him, no need to show hate lol
@cryptogramz who's better ?.lol..actually refer to something he always says no other comics has ever sold out madison square garden. so i guess those 18 thousand people had bad taste to you moron
yeah i'm saying exactly that. according to your logic justin beiber is a great musician because he has millions of fans. Please show me one of his jokes that's funny, an actual joke, not his stupid act he puts up. thats why he's washed up, he's just a character/performer with no jokes. people got bored so they moved on.
@cryptogramz yo it sounds like your in love with just bieber who the fuck even mentioned him to begin with. all i said as far as comedy has gone with all of our famous African american comics spanish comics and asian no other COMIC has ever achieved the goal of selling out Madison square garden multiple nights
i was using it as an example moron. justin beiber is an entertainer and will sell out any venue he plays at and he has no talent at all, just like dice. so your argument is invalid. and im still waitin on that funny dice joke.
your retarded your not gonna get the dice jokes because your not allowing yourself to want to get his jokes.which would lead to laughter which is something that clearly doesn't exist in your miserable life..why are you here leaving comments shouldn't you be watching funnier comics? dumbass
"what is your name joey? shawn has that little fag touch to it you know what i mean? , your know whats worse then shawn, DICK, WHO DA FUCK NAMES THERE KID DICK, SHAWN DICK ASSHOLEHEAD COCKSUCKER FACE, THATS YOU!, AND YOU WITH ALL THE TATTOOS WHAT DO YOU COLOR YOUR BODY YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!" LOL I JUST SIMPLY COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING FROM THAT!
@LastPatriotStanding please, asshole, pass away, lets see you write a fuckin comment and actually get one up comments on it, ya fuckin prick, YOU get da fuck outta here, you dice "wanna be", your probably not even from brooklyn, I AM, so fuck you, ya douche bag piece of fuckin shit...
@technoman232 First of all, this shows how pathetic your little life is, clown. That you actually take pride in getting "one ups" over the internet says a lot about how little pussy you're getting and what imaginary life you have. And how am I the wanna be? Because I called you out on your bullshit? You puke.
Please do everyone a favor and put out a campfire with your face. Or go headbutt a fuckin' steak knife, punk.
@technoman232 By the way.. the next time you feel suicidal, try pills. They're less painless.
Also, Brooklyn or not, you're still a ball sniffer who likes it when men put him in a figure-4 leg lock and force you to snort balls at gunpoint. You freak.
@LastPatriotStanding at least i have a life, and dont write a billion people on the internet and have no life like you, go eat your own shit, and jump off a building and die bitch, you fuckin prick...
I remember this quote from him " i used to jerk off all the fucking time as a kid.... till i was 13 and this ooze came out.... I thought I broke the fucking thing" Lmao classic from him
He was funny when I was like what.. 16? The dude is total teenage humor. Back then it worked but the dude is 53 years old, time for some life introspective humor, a'la George Carlin.
@sabulba30 Yeah, I know. I grew up in that era. I'm just saying that it looks stupid when he obviously can't smoke it. I get the fact that its schtick. It just looks silly now.
this guy is not funny. just.. not funny. I dont understand how anybody can find him funny. And the mafia brooklyn tony soprano act, is just embarressing to watch
wutcha swallow a chicken bone?
x6twink9x 4 days ago
Guy is still great
kenbizz518 2 weeks ago
funny the guy who uploaded this is a Shawn lol
SNUFFaSMUT 1 month ago 2
@SNUFFaSMUT ROLMMFAO ! So he has a hint of fag to him. :)
SimplyWyrm 1 day ago
There's another video showing this exact same clip, but doesn't have Jimmy introducing him. And everyone HATES it. Dice is a washed-up one-trick pony, and I think the only reason this video is getting more positive feedback is because Jimmy praised the guy before he walked on stage.
Redbob86 1 month ago
DICE WAS, IS, AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE UNDISPUTED KING OF COMEDY.
DICE...This ones's for you!
OH MY GOD CAN'T BELIEVE BIG OLD ASSHOLE BROWN NOT PINK
HAS AN ODOR SIMPLY STINKS.
TAKE MY 5 GOOD FUCK LUCY, MY NAME'S DICE I GOT LOTS OF MONEY AND ALL THESE FAT, FIFLTHY SKANKS LOVE ME LIKE HONEY!
jjjj1947 2 months ago
Legendary comic, fuckin funny hearing his take on our dumbass society nowadays lol
movieaddict19 2 months ago
Classic Dice. Ass-hole people. They're everywhere.
volksrepair 2 months ago 2
To All the assholes that thik dice is washed up. This video is living proof. OHHHHHH! New material Hello. I love it man.
meds204 2 months ago
i may be 13 but andrew is a classic and he is funny
squirtkenny 3 months ago
Stupidest thing ever, but it was hilarious lol
TJblankies19 3 months ago
i dont understand all the hype about this guy
HumbleFishStix 3 months ago
you choking on a chicken bone im a jew from brooklyn why you choking HAHAHAHA
KuNgFuPoWeRfUl 3 months ago
XD
crazysith 4 months ago 3
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHBLUR
WeirdestRapper1 4 months ago
COCKSUCKA FACE
NapoliXBleedsXBlue 4 months ago 2
some people don't know when to quit
I feel sorry for him ............
When was he ever funny ?
benderass100 4 months ago
@benderass100
Not as sad as being the only guy in the stadium not laughing.
ymrhawk 3 months ago
THIS IS FUNNY! ANDREW DICE CLAY ROCKS! If you DON'T get it, then JUST MOVE ON! Don't make a big deal. Humor is different for different folks. To me, Dice is FUNNY! Let's just let things be.
blehman18066 5 months ago
@blehman18066 Theres nothing to get, theres no substance.
snipski0894 5 months ago
ur a fucking niggeer asshoe;l faagit shit pussyhole LYNCH MYLES PERKINS DICK ASSHOLE CHIRP TAATOS COLOR ASSHOLE
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lexibunny01 5 months ago
he stole that bit about the tiger from chappelle
jsalvie2323 5 months ago
@jsalvie2323 Wrong!!! Hundreds of comics talked about the tiger. Including Ralphie May.
stonedragon313 5 months ago
@stonedragon313 im not tho i love all 3 these guys but the specific bit of "guy buying ticket hoping `his might be the night`"
jsalvie2323 5 months ago
LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gunther955 5 months ago
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@AssassinViking You havn't met many folks from Brooklyn. He sounds extremely Brooklynian.
mahk899 5 months ago
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mahk899 5 months ago
say what you want about dice but hes the only guy to sell out the garden back to back nights
yoriginal 5 months ago 3
I see he is still hanging on to that wanna-be Elvis schtick.
mth03d 5 months ago
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64 people are named shawn or dick
technoman232 6 months ago
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technoman232 6 months ago
HEY MY NAMES SHAWN!!! >:0
crazedtoddlers 6 months ago
@crazedtoddlers
So you're a fag? Thanks for sharing.
Darkez982 6 months ago
@Darkez982 yea im fruity in the booty ftw
crazedtoddlers 6 months ago
I love Bill Hicks, Bill was an artist with a mission to get people to think for themselves. That was his purpose and he was great at it. He used comedy to plant ideas in his audience while their guards were down from laughing. Dice has a mission too. His mission is to make you laugh as hard as you can, as often as you can, and he was great at it. They both accomplished their goals. Hicks is more inspiring, Dice is funnier, and I love them both.
qininiq1 6 months ago
I have never laughed so hard in my fuckin' life
qininiq1 6 months ago
8:35 lemmy!
gnrplusledzeppelin 6 months ago
@gnrplusledzeppelin Good eye. Love Lemmy!!!
shakesmellow 2 months ago
It's the fonz with tourettes
ragingbull888 6 months ago
Not one of you motherfuckers running your mouths claiming that Dice isn't funny could ever tell a joke or do a 5 minute set better than him. Typical haters. All mouth and not a fucking thing or achievement to back it up with.
TheLuscious 6 months ago
@TheLuscious SHut the fuck up. You fucking people are pathetic. Anyone who doesn't like something you like is automatically a "hater." Fuck outta here with that shit.
whoiswhobutwho 6 months ago
@whoiswhobutwho Awwwwwwwww little hater bitch upset. Why? Truth hurts huh? You're probably some washout wannabe comic who couldn't make a baby laugh. Probably threw tomatoes at your unfunny ass too. Again what has your hating ass ever achieved? Nothing. Come make me shut the fuck up. Oh wait I gotta take my cock out of your mother's mouth first. Your sister screaming that she's next. Zinger.
TheLuscious 6 months ago
@TheLuscious well said,,,,,,,,I agree with you 100 percent,,,,,,it is a very difficult art to master,,,,,,,i am just starting out in the amateur ranks of standup comedy,,,,,,,,check my video,,,,,,,""yuk yuks Big Bopper is angry,,,,,,,,,and send it to some of your contacts that need a laugh,,,,,,thanks for your time!
bigbopper993 5 months ago
@bigbopper993
You know commas? You use em' way too much.
Darkez982 4 months ago
@Darkez982 i just do it to be unique,,,,,,,,,,and also so my comments standout more from the rest,,,,,,,,,you can't tell me when and where and how much to use the comma button,,,,,,,,,,i'll decide on that my friend,,,,,,you're not the boss of me!,,,,,,,hahahahaha,,,,,,,if it bothers you that much,,,,,,,you got some issues son
bigbopper993 4 months ago
@bigbopper993
If by 'unique' you mean to 'seek attention' then yes I figured.
Darkez982 4 months ago
Nothing wrong with some Dice humour.He's raw ,he's Dice..
1972para 6 months ago
@1972para
hes a douche
guitar19904 6 months ago
BOY WAT ABUNCH OF HALF ASISSY JERKOFFSS!! YOU HEARD ME! JERKOFSS!! FUCKIN MUDDRES CUNT COCKSUKESS!! YOU LIKE THAT FUCKING BLAND COMEDY THAT FUCKING SUCKS CANAL WATER!! DICE HAD BALLS !! LIKE SOMEBODY SAID THE ONLY COMEDIAN NOT TO SAY A FUCKING WORD AND PEOPLE STARTED CRACKING UP ALL OVER!! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DONT SAY KNOTHING! YOU HATN JERKKOOFFSS!!
havanakings 6 months ago
this guy has always sucked. he truly is the justin bieber of comedy
deathtoamerica3 6 months ago
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77Sinner 6 months ago
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77Sinner 6 months ago
@deathtoamerica3 Sure that's why he was selling out Madison Square Garden and Nassau Coliseum. What have you ever sold out? Nothing. Wait, wait I was wrong about that. You sold out giving blowjobs. You would cut off your left nut if you could ever be as funny as the Diceman.
TheLuscious 6 months ago
@TheLuscious actually dude ive sold out a few venues in omaha. i would cut off my left nut to be as funny as BILL HICKS, an actually funny comedian. this fag just pretends to be like a guido and swears every second, not humorous unless your fucking braindead... which you obviously are. might as well be dangling keys in front of your face huh? ..... oh and i sold out.. blowjobs...? sorry man but that wasnt funny at all or insulting. stop defending a retard via youtube. you stupid fucking faggot.
deathtoamerica3 6 months ago
@deathtoamerica3 WTF is Bill Hicks? Oh your daily ball licking appointment. Redd Foxx, Lenny Bruce especially and a few other comics were way more profane than Dice Clay. You run your mouth because you're a hater. Awwwwww look at you can't refute anything I said so go right to cursing and name calling. Bill Hicks' bend over bitch. Come back if you ever sell out an arena.
TheLuscious 6 months ago
@TheLuscious Yeah dude, you should really do your homework, bill hicks was a genius.
RainyDaysDreamer 6 months ago
@RainyDaysDreamer Sure he was and Halle Berry and J.Lo are coming over tonight to get smashed.
TheLuscious 5 months ago
Dice is the FUCKING KING! He's the only guy who will slap your dad in the face,call him a pussy and then fuck your mom in front of you and you will all LOVE IT!!!
Rinconkrush 6 months ago
30 seconds of air, cum or fucking die!
StagArmsFan 6 months ago 19
"cock sucker face" wow that was truly a great creative line.
suckerpawnch 7 months ago
This guy is unfunny. He is to comedy, what Justin Bieber is to music.
BillHicks420 7 months ago
Fuckin king of comedy. Damn rock star. The only stand up comic who doesnt need to speak a word and gets an amazing response from the crowd.
babylonkid 7 months ago 2
@babylonkid doesn't say much for the audience
rza1m 6 months ago
@rza1m It says plenty. A picture is worth a thousand words.
babylonkid 6 months ago
IM OVA HERE NOW!
MissDeeCole 7 months ago
Wow, he looks fucking great -- not
owlsrfun47 7 months ago
if he was just half as funny as he thinks he is... :))
Rawego 7 months ago
DICEMAN RULES, END OF FUCKIN STORY!!
thehonzie1 7 months ago 36
@thehonzie1 You have no conception of comedy
snipski0894 5 months ago
This was like watching a car crash.
davesmith7891 8 months ago
he is so right about these phone assholes
muclesmarinara 8 months ago
add to below.....maybe 1987? It was a long time ago.
ThePhallystorm 8 months ago
so raw, funny shit as usual with the dice man
thehonzie1 8 months ago
the guys fucking hilarious, just face it haters
thehonzie1 8 months ago
DICE will ALWAYS RULE!!
ThePhallystorm 8 months ago
this guys not that funny
DevoSpencer 8 months ago
@DevoSpencer Thats because you did not grow up with the DiceMan.Your sense of humor is on the polite side, DICE is for RAW people who tell it like it is, and of course those who love to fuck, and Cum. So I am standing on line at the Bank,.....with my tongue up this Chicks ASS!!
ThePhallystorm 8 months ago
@ThePhallystorm no it has nothing with being offended by this, I love comedians like jimmy carr and bill burr who are just as "raw" and both tell it like it is. They just do it in a funnier way than this guy
DevoSpencer 8 months ago
@DevoSpencer No its Cool Devo. To each his own. I was sold on DICE when I first saw him on the HBO special for New Years eve around 1984/85 I was with many people that night who were on the floor laughing their asses off. We never seen him before, and when he started with his Nursery Rhymes everyone was in shock. Especially Little Boy Blew. He needed the money! CLASSIC Dice is, and will always be ORIGINAL to the core, and not too many people will like him. Only certain people get him.OHHHH!
ThePhallystorm 8 months ago
Liquidy? In three minuets your face is gonna look like you just got hit with a lemon mirang fucking pie!
3197dan 9 months ago 2
ok . The day the laughter died...classic.
GeorgeJuisce 9 months ago
Lemmy 8:36
TorgeistLLN 9 months ago
dice rules for ever! end of fucking story
jfsgro 9 months ago
tree quaters of roy
hailtothetic 9 months ago
i like dane cook and andrew dice clay as long as a comedian is funny i laugh
jmp92688 9 months ago
he fucking sucks
mustangtrucker100 9 months ago
My God, he's awful
andydeee 9 months ago
@andydeee you suck
jfsgro 9 months ago
@andydeee Your a dry boring cunt who doesnt get humor just like Girls dont get your gay boring ass
Gyro911 7 months ago
Dane Cook . . Get the Fuck out off here..
I´m from Denmark. And i like Andrew Dice Clay. He Fucking Rules ; )
RacerXou1 9 months ago
53 people like dane cook
abt7217tc 9 months ago
53 people are named Shawn or Dick.
sorgens 9 months ago 2
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
JONESYUSICK 9 months ago
DICE RULES! FUCK EVERYBODY
jfsgro 9 months ago
I love all you loads that come on here dissing the Dice. Love him or hate him, keep coming back,your bringing up the view total.
coaytch 10 months ago
Louis CK is sitting on a first row
MishaZip 10 months ago
The sex jokes are too much for all these faggy Dane Cook fans on here.
83giggity 10 months ago
Has been? You nay sayers are 'never-beens'.
1961slam 10 months ago
1:00
Anybody else get fat Elvis douche-chills?
1975 in Hawaii, anyone?
BlackDynamiteNYC 10 months ago
He's not that funny...
texasB666 10 months ago
@texasB666 fuck you
technoman232 10 months ago
I saw ADC live in LA in 1987 at the Improv. He wasn't big yet, just about to explode. There were a few other good comics on stage that night including Dom Irrera, Charles Fleischer (Roger Rabbit voice), and a some other bigger names. Everyone was there to see Dice. He blew them all away. When he came on stage it was like an evil dark presence had entered the room. Very palpable. Viscerally electric energy was coursing through the place, never felt anything like it. And, he was savagely funny...
KingKook 10 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
He not funny...
nickeyparadise 10 months ago
@nickeyparadise fuck you!
technoman232 10 months ago
This fucking wind hole goes on and on about people who want to show you their cell phones. There's another YouTube of this has been, loser on a radio show, showing off his "commando" cell phone that he can even use underwater. He must have gone on for 3 minutes. Hey Dice, your career called and got a busy signal from your commando cell phone, asshole head!
CrackerLance 10 months ago
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Gyro911 10 months ago
@Gyro911 I've been sending negative comments about this has been every opportunity I get. You hit it right on the head though. It was cool when he was young, now it just makes him seem like an old perv. That would be true of anyone who's act hadn't changed since the Reagan Administration. The weight gain, receding hair line, pork chop sideburns and the same get up, are not helping him either. He thinks he so iconic that he can pull off this Sha Na Na meets Elvis look forever .
CrackerLance 10 months ago
@CrackerLance I gotta admit i listened to this barely when i first made the comment but listening to it again his material is actually current and new. He still got that funny delivery and punchline but i agree he cant get away with the sex jokes anymore.. Common the Shawn has the fag touch, Sig fried and Eddie, faggot tito, thats spot on funny that only he can come up with. The sex jokes gotta go, no girl would touch him and everyone in the audience knows it so it doesnt have the same appeal
Gyro911 10 months ago
He goes after the front row, especially that guy Sean, in a very unfunny & vicious way, just to set the tone & cover the fact that he left his act back in the early '90's. Some "insult" comedy is just uneccessary. There should be a reason to attack, not just that they chose to sit there or the guy's name is Sean. "Asshole Head", "Fuck Face" and whatever the hell he spewed all over the front row made me cringe. Like seeing an old baseball player trying to play years after their career ended.
CrackerLance 10 months ago
agree on the spitting, STTOOOOOP THAT !!!!
pasusuel 10 months ago
I think this guy it stuck in the '80s and '90s.
npadul30 10 months ago
Just saw dice at the palms in vegas, he's still killing,show was great.
TheRandomOldguy 10 months ago
This is pathetic. His comedy never evolved. His whole "act", timing, delivery, subject matter, audience bashing without a hook & trying to pull off the leather jacket & WWE style belt buckle are all so embarrassing. I could hardly watch this, but I guess like a train wreck, it's hard to look away. Two sell out nights at the Garden is an amazing accomplishment. It probably will never happen again. He deserves high praise for that, but with a limited act like his, he was dead then night after.
CrackerLance 10 months ago
@CrackerLance people have stolen his material, you know you're great when people steal from ya. Too many prudes on youtube though, grow up.
NY1love 10 months ago
@NY1love Are you kidding? I loved this guy twenty years ago. But every comic must evolve with an act like that, or simply be George Carlin funny to continue to pack houses (or even work). You can just keep saying "Hickory, dickory, dock some chick was suckin' my . . . Ohh!
CrackerLance 10 months ago
dice man rules
deatheads112 11 months ago
still the only guy to sell out the gahhhden back to back nights
db271295 11 months ago 20
IS LEMMY IN THE FUCKING CROWD?!
JigsawAlchemist 1 year ago
@JigsawAlchemist yup he is, Lemmy is the music DJ!!! Awesome I know!!!!!
AndrewP204 11 months ago
This is amazingly pathetic. How can this garbage be dignified enough to be considered comedy. You can see how desperate ADC clay is to get a laugh as he realizes he's got nothing to offer except a bunch of profanity in a stereotypical mafioso drawl.
zenrr1 1 year ago
@zenrr1 But I guess the blatant racism that every black comedian pukes out towards other races is ok with you then.
greenblue1979 1 year ago
@greenblue1979 I'm curious how it is you perceived my comment to imply that. All I said in my post was that I don't think ADC is good. I didn't say anything about racial stuff.
zenrr1 1 year ago
@greenblue1979 hey bud send me a link to a black comedian who you think is racist and i will prove you wrong
jithias 11 months ago
@zenrr1 you have no idea what your talking about. Dice is the undisputed king of comedy and these so called comics of our era can't nearly hold a candle to him so why dont you shut the fuck up already!
andrewstack5236 11 months ago
why would people come in and vote as a dislike if you knew you didn't like the video then why would you look up dice clay and actually view it?..doesn't make any sense
steven4rmnewyork 1 year ago
DICE RULES..
RAIDERS7009 1 year ago
This was pathetic. He never changed his act. It was a novelty back in the '80's, but he just had no idea how to evolve. I have never seen anything as awful as this performance by someone who was once the undisputed king of comedy for a pretty decent amount of time. He is just angry . . . if he used the word assshole one more time I think I'd have slammed my laptop on the floor. What a lame attempt to be topical. Without a hickory dickory dock or a OOOOOOhhhhhh!!
CrackerLance 1 year ago
DICE MAN RULES - DICE MAN - DICE MAN - DICE IS KING
MarkaRoxx 1 year ago
this dude is fuckin funny as shit
TheYoungreaper666 1 year ago
Andrew Dice Clay is one of the best comedians of our time.
mikekeeler9 1 year ago
no! i cant here a fuckin thing! im throwin this thing in the sewer!!
sirsmokesabowl 1 year ago
omg the dice man has some really great new material.. that was hialrious!! PS. It's persona comedy people.. if you don't care for him, no need to show hate lol
cv2yanks13 1 year ago
omg the dice man has some really great new material.. that was hialrious!!
cv2yanks13 1 year ago
Dice rules!!!!!
Childrenscneterh 1 year ago
298 people have horrible taste
cryptogramz 1 year ago
@cryptogramz who's better ?.lol..actually refer to something he always says no other comics has ever sold out madison square garden. so i guess those 18 thousand people had bad taste to you moron
steven4rmnewyork 1 year ago
@steven4rmnewyork
yeah i'm saying exactly that. according to your logic justin beiber is a great musician because he has millions of fans. Please show me one of his jokes that's funny, an actual joke, not his stupid act he puts up. thats why he's washed up, he's just a character/performer with no jokes. people got bored so they moved on.
cryptogramz 1 year ago
@cryptogramz yo it sounds like your in love with just bieber who the fuck even mentioned him to begin with. all i said as far as comedy has gone with all of our famous African american comics spanish comics and asian no other COMIC has ever achieved the goal of selling out Madison square garden multiple nights
steven4rmnewyork 1 year ago
@steven4rmnewyork
i was using it as an example moron. justin beiber is an entertainer and will sell out any venue he plays at and he has no talent at all, just like dice. so your argument is invalid. and im still waitin on that funny dice joke.
cryptogramz 1 year ago
your retarded your not gonna get the dice jokes because your not allowing yourself to want to get his jokes.which would lead to laughter which is something that clearly doesn't exist in your miserable life..why are you here leaving comments shouldn't you be watching funnier comics? dumbass
steven4rmnewyork 1 year ago 3
@steven4rmnewyork 36,000...he sold it out two nights! Plus nearby Nassau Coliseum! Dice is King!
greenblue1979 1 year ago
WOW. Dice really lost it. This isn't even funny. I'm embarrassed for him. I'm not even a comic, but, I could beat him on stage.
jeff24c 1 year ago
@jeff24c I beg to differ.
Childrenscneterh 1 year ago
@jeff24c your rite Jeff your not a comic .... YOUR A FUCKIN JERKOFF!.......... NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLEHEAD COCKSUCKER FACE..... DICE IS KING!!!
mforcum 1 year ago
Meh. This shit was wack.
Chitenza 1 year ago
Diceman 3:16 says "Cum or fuckin' die!"
Kannebas 1 year ago
"what is your name joey? shawn has that little fag touch to it you know what i mean? , your know whats worse then shawn, DICK, WHO DA FUCK NAMES THERE KID DICK, SHAWN DICK ASSHOLEHEAD COCKSUCKER FACE, THATS YOU!, AND YOU WITH ALL THE TATTOOS WHAT DO YOU COLOR YOUR BODY YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!" LOL I JUST SIMPLY COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING FROM THAT!
technoman232 1 year ago 14
@technoman232 What are you, a fuckin' stenographer? Court reporter? Script supervisor? Fuck outta here.
LastPatriotStanding 9 months ago
@LastPatriotStanding please, asshole, pass away, lets see you write a fuckin comment and actually get one up comments on it, ya fuckin prick, YOU get da fuck outta here, you dice "wanna be", your probably not even from brooklyn, I AM, so fuck you, ya douche bag piece of fuckin shit...
technoman232 9 months ago
@technoman232 First of all, this shows how pathetic your little life is, clown. That you actually take pride in getting "one ups" over the internet says a lot about how little pussy you're getting and what imaginary life you have. And how am I the wanna be? Because I called you out on your bullshit? You puke.
Please do everyone a favor and put out a campfire with your face. Or go headbutt a fuckin' steak knife, punk.
LastPatriotStanding 9 months ago
@technoman232 By the way.. the next time you feel suicidal, try pills. They're less painless.
Also, Brooklyn or not, you're still a ball sniffer who likes it when men put him in a figure-4 leg lock and force you to snort balls at gunpoint. You freak.
LastPatriotStanding 9 months ago
@LastPatriotStanding at least i have a life, and dont write a billion people on the internet and have no life like you, go eat your own shit, and jump off a building and die bitch, you fuckin prick...
technoman232 8 months ago
Ehhh.
lonnie333 1 year ago
7:55 wow he finally admitted he was a jew...
jackstein104 1 year ago
I remember this quote from him " i used to jerk off all the fucking time as a kid.... till i was 13 and this ooze came out.... I thought I broke the fucking thing" Lmao classic from him
sabulba30 1 year ago
I love how he plays with the people in the first row. They do not even know it.
MCP1579375 1 year ago
The diceman cometh. Check out this real life "Dice Guy" on "TOO REAL SEX TALK"
it is hilarious.
MrJerryRio 1 year ago
good clip.
maynard696969 1 year ago
this is terrible
himynameisjustind 1 year ago 2
the guy lost me at "...(* ) seeping out of the door..." @3:16
I'll check on him again in another 20 years...I'm out.
buck62sugar 1 year ago
hes hilarious. hes a legend...hes the DICE MAN!!
Loyalty1269 1 year ago
He's one of the crudest but most hilarious comics ever. All the haters have no sense of humor.
mustangmom27 1 year ago 2
The only thing I want Black... LOL
Grecdogg 1 year ago
He was funny when I was like what.. 16? The dude is total teenage humor. Back then it worked but the dude is 53 years old, time for some life introspective humor, a'la George Carlin.
6irondriver 1 year ago
This guy really sucks
bigbossec 1 year ago
@bigbossec ur mother really sucks
cahr412 1 year ago
hahah the uploaders name is shawn
Johnsonville87 1 year ago
Smoking an unlit cigarette? Find a new act already.
ThaMidnightRider 1 year ago
@ThaMidnightRider its called a trademark
marvelkid789 1 year ago
@ThaMidnightRider hes always done that his whole career its a logo of him if u followed you would know this
sabulba30 1 year ago
@sabulba30 Yeah, I know. I grew up in that era. I'm just saying that it looks stupid when he obviously can't smoke it. I get the fact that its schtick. It just looks silly now.
ThaMidnightRider 1 year ago
Nicey Nice...
CatholicRiots 1 year ago
he's fat, old and washed up now, he was great from like 87-93
cbarrett34 1 year ago
@cbarrett34 washed up? i enjoyed it. fat? idc lol. old? oh no hes OLD!! what a loser!
Trouterr 1 year ago
Dice Man Rules! All you "Sensitive" types that don't like it... Go change your tampons.
TwisterAmpsLLC 1 year ago 2
this guy is not funny. just.. not funny. I dont understand how anybody can find him funny. And the mafia brooklyn tony soprano act, is just embarressing to watch
qmelian 1 year ago
@qmelian they why you watching him
EbolaReston12 1 year ago
@EbolaReston12 the vid was recommended on my homepage, for some reason
qmelian 1 year ago
Comedy is too easy for Dice. He controls the room so well.
You fucking slob! HaHa!
FreezeInfinite 1 year ago
Lol after every joke he says "but this is you" after every single joke
im99mining 1 year ago