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  • wutcha swallow a chicken bone?

  • Guy is still great

  • funny the guy who uploaded this is a Shawn lol

  • @SNUFFaSMUT ROLMMFAO ! So he has a hint of fag to him. :)

  • There's another video showing this exact same clip, but doesn't have Jimmy introducing him. And everyone HATES it. Dice is a washed-up one-trick pony, and I think the only reason this video is getting more positive feedback is because Jimmy praised the guy before he walked on stage.

  • DICE WAS, IS, AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE UNDISPUTED KING OF COMEDY.

    DICE...This ones's for you!

    OH MY GOD CAN'T BELIEVE BIG OLD ASSHOLE BROWN NOT PINK

    HAS AN ODOR SIMPLY STINKS.

    TAKE MY 5 GOOD FUCK LUCY, MY NAME'S DICE I GOT LOTS OF MONEY AND ALL THESE FAT, FIFLTHY SKANKS LOVE ME LIKE HONEY!

  • Legendary comic, fuckin funny hearing his take on our dumbass society nowadays lol

  • Classic Dice. Ass-hole people. They're everywhere.

  • To All the assholes that thik dice is washed up. This video is living proof. OHHHHHH! New material Hello. I love it man.

  • i may be 13 but andrew is a classic and he is funny

  • Stupidest thing ever, but it was hilarious lol

  • i dont understand all the hype about this guy

  • you choking on a chicken bone im a jew from brooklyn why you choking HAHAHAHA

  • XD

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHBLUR

  • COCKSUCKA FACE

  • some people don't know when to quit

    I feel sorry for him ............

    When was he ever funny ?

  • @benderass100

    Not as sad as being the only guy in the stadium not laughing.

  • THIS IS FUNNY! ANDREW DICE CLAY ROCKS! If you DON'T get it, then JUST MOVE ON! Don't make a big deal. Humor is different for different folks. To me, Dice is FUNNY! Let's just let things be.

  • @blehman18066 Theres nothing to get, theres no substance.

  • ur a fucking niggeer asshoe;l faagit shit pussyhole LYNCH MYLES PERKINS DICK ASSHOLE CHIRP TAATOS COLOR ASSHOLE

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  • he stole that bit about the tiger from chappelle

  • @jsalvie2323 Wrong!!! Hundreds of comics talked about the tiger. Including Ralphie May.

  • @stonedragon313 im not tho i love all 3 these guys but the specific bit of "guy buying ticket hoping `his might be the night`"

  • LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • say what you want about dice but hes the only guy to sell out the garden back to back nights

  • I see he is still hanging on to that wanna-be Elvis schtick.

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  • HEY MY NAMES SHAWN!!! >:0

  • @crazedtoddlers

    So you're a fag? Thanks for sharing.

  • @Darkez982 yea im fruity in the booty ftw

  • I love Bill Hicks, Bill was an artist with a mission to get people to think for themselves. That was his purpose and he was great at it. He used comedy to plant ideas in his audience while their guards were down from laughing. Dice has a mission too. His mission is to make you laugh as hard as you can, as often as you can, and he was great at it. They both accomplished their goals. Hicks is more inspiring, Dice is funnier, and I love them both.

  • I have never laughed so hard in my fuckin' life

  • 8:35 lemmy!

  • @gnrplusledzeppelin Good eye. Love Lemmy!!!

  • It's the fonz with tourettes

  • Not one of you motherfuckers running your mouths claiming that Dice isn't funny could ever tell a joke or do a 5 minute set better than him. Typical haters. All mouth and not a fucking thing or achievement to back it up with.

  • @TheLuscious SHut the fuck up. You fucking people are pathetic. Anyone who doesn't like something you like is automatically a "hater." Fuck outta here with that shit.

  • @whoiswhobutwho Awwwwwwwww little hater bitch upset. Why? Truth hurts huh? You're probably some washout wannabe comic who couldn't make a baby laugh. Probably threw tomatoes at your unfunny ass too. Again what has your hating ass ever achieved? Nothing. Come make me shut the fuck up. Oh wait I gotta take my cock out of your mother's mouth first. Your sister screaming that she's next. Zinger.

  • @TheLuscious well said,,,,,,,,I agree with you 100 percent,,,,,,it is a very difficult art to master,,,,,,,i am just starting out in the amateur ranks of standup comedy,,,,,,,,check my video,,,,,,,""yuk yuks Big Bopper is angry,,,,,,,,,and send it to some of your contacts that need a laugh,,,,,,thanks for your time!

  • @bigbopper993

    You know commas? You use em' way too much.

  • @Darkez982 i just do it to be unique,,,,,,,,,,and also so my comments standout more from the rest,,,,,,,,,you can't tell me when and where and how much to use the comma button,,,,,,,,,,i'll decide on that my friend,,,,,,you're not the boss of me!,,,,,,,hahahahaha,,,,,,,if it bothers you that much,,,,,,,you got some issues son

  • @bigbopper993

    If by 'unique' you mean to 'seek attention' then yes I figured.

  • Nothing wrong with some Dice humour.He's raw ,he's Dice..

  • @1972para

    hes a douche

  • BOY WAT ABUNCH OF HALF ASISSY JERKOFFSS!! YOU HEARD ME! JERKOFSS!! FUCKIN MUDDRES CUNT COCKSUKESS!! YOU LIKE THAT FUCKING BLAND COMEDY THAT FUCKING SUCKS CANAL WATER!! DICE HAD BALLS !! LIKE SOMEBODY SAID THE ONLY COMEDIAN NOT TO SAY A FUCKING WORD AND PEOPLE STARTED CRACKING UP ALL OVER!! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DONT SAY KNOTHING! YOU HATN JERKKOOFFSS!!

  • this guy has always sucked. he truly is the justin bieber of comedy

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  • @deathtoamerica3 Sure that's why he was selling out Madison Square Garden and Nassau Coliseum. What have you ever sold out? Nothing. Wait, wait I was wrong about that. You sold out giving blowjobs. You would cut off your left nut if you could ever be as funny as the Diceman.

  • @TheLuscious actually dude ive sold out a few venues in omaha. i would cut off my left nut to be as funny as BILL HICKS, an actually funny comedian. this fag just pretends to be like a guido and swears every second, not humorous unless your fucking braindead... which you obviously are. might as well be dangling keys in front of your face huh? ..... oh and i sold out.. blowjobs...? sorry man but that wasnt funny at all or insulting. stop defending a retard via youtube. you stupid fucking faggot.

  • @deathtoamerica3 WTF is Bill Hicks? Oh your daily ball licking appointment. Redd Foxx, Lenny Bruce especially and a few other comics were way more profane than Dice Clay. You run your mouth because you're a hater. Awwwwww look at you can't refute anything I said so go right to cursing and name calling. Bill Hicks' bend over bitch. Come back if you ever sell out an arena.

  • @TheLuscious Yeah dude, you should really do your homework, bill hicks was a genius.

  • @RainyDaysDreamer Sure he was and Halle Berry and J.Lo are coming over tonight to get smashed.

  • Dice is the FUCKING KING! He's the only guy who will slap your dad in the face,call him a pussy and then fuck your mom in front of you and you will all LOVE IT!!!

  • 30 seconds of air, cum or fucking die!

  • "cock sucker face" wow that was truly a great creative line.

  • This guy is unfunny. He is to comedy, what Justin Bieber is to music.

  • Fuckin king of comedy. Damn rock star. The only stand up comic who doesnt need to speak a word and gets an amazing response from the crowd.

  • @babylonkid doesn't say much for the audience

  • @rza1m It says plenty. A picture is worth a thousand words.

  • IM OVA HERE NOW!

  • Wow, he looks fucking great -- not

  • if he was just half as funny as he thinks he is... :))

  • DICEMAN RULES, END OF FUCKIN STORY!!

  • @thehonzie1 You have no conception of comedy

  • This was like watching a car crash.

  • he is so right about these phone assholes

  • add to below.....maybe 1987? It was a long time ago.

  • so raw, funny shit as usual with the dice man

  • the guys fucking hilarious, just face it haters

  • DICE will ALWAYS RULE!!

  • this guys not that funny

  • @DevoSpencer Thats because you did not grow up with the DiceMan.Your sense of humor is on the polite side, DICE is for RAW people who tell it like it is, and of course those who love to fuck, and Cum. So I am standing on line at the Bank,.....with my tongue up this Chicks ASS!!

  • @ThePhallystorm no it has nothing with being offended by this, I love comedians like jimmy carr and bill burr who are just as "raw" and both tell it like it is. They just do it in a funnier way than this guy

  • @DevoSpencer No its Cool Devo. To each his own. I was sold on DICE when I first saw him on the HBO special for New Years eve around 1984/85 I was with many people that night who were on the floor laughing their asses off. We never seen him before, and when he started with his Nursery Rhymes everyone was in shock. Especially Little Boy Blew. He needed the money! CLASSIC Dice is, and will always be ORIGINAL to the core, and not too many people will like him. Only certain people get him.OHHHH!

  • Liquidy? In three minuets your face is gonna look like you just got hit with a lemon mirang fucking pie!

  • ok . The day the laughter died...classic.

  • Lemmy 8:36

  • dice rules for ever! end of fucking story

  • tree quaters of roy

    

  • i like dane cook and andrew dice clay as long as a comedian is funny i laugh

  • he fucking sucks

  • My God, he's awful

  • @andydeee you suck

  • @andydeee Your a dry boring cunt who doesnt get humor just like Girls dont get your gay boring ass

  • Dane Cook . . Get the Fuck out off here..

    I´m from Denmark. And i like Andrew Dice Clay. He Fucking Rules ; )

  • 53 people like dane cook

  • 53 people are named Shawn or Dick.

  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • DICE RULES! FUCK EVERYBODY

  • I love all you loads that come on here dissing the Dice. Love him or hate him, keep coming back,your bringing up the view total.

  • Louis CK is sitting on a first row

  • The sex jokes are too much for all these faggy Dane Cook fans on here.

  • Has been? You nay sayers are 'never-beens'.

  • 1:00

    Anybody else get fat Elvis douche-chills?

    1975 in Hawaii, anyone?

  • He's not that funny...

  • @texasB666 fuck you

  • I saw ADC live in LA in 1987 at the Improv. He wasn't big yet, just about to explode. There were a few other good comics on stage that night including Dom Irrera, Charles Fleischer (Roger Rabbit voice), and a some other bigger names. Everyone was there to see Dice. He blew them all away. When he came on stage it was like an evil dark presence had entered the room. Very palpable. Viscerally electric energy was coursing through the place, never felt anything like it. And, he was savagely funny...

  • @nickeyparadise fuck you!

  • This fucking wind hole goes on and on about people who want to show you their cell phones. There's another YouTube of this has been, loser on a radio show, showing off his "commando" cell phone that he can even use underwater. He must have gone on for 3 minutes. Hey Dice, your career called and got a busy signal from your commando cell phone, asshole head!

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  • @Gyro911 I've been sending negative comments about this has been every opportunity I get. You hit it right on the head though. It was cool when he was young, now it just makes him seem like an old perv. That would be true of anyone who's act hadn't changed since the Reagan Administration. The weight gain, receding hair line, pork chop sideburns and the same get up, are not helping him either. He thinks he so iconic that he can pull off this Sha Na Na meets Elvis look forever .

  • @CrackerLance I gotta admit i listened to this barely when i first made the comment but listening to it again his material is actually current and new. He still got that funny delivery and punchline but i agree he cant get away with the sex jokes anymore.. Common the Shawn has the fag touch, Sig fried and Eddie, faggot tito, thats spot on funny that only he can come up with. The sex jokes gotta go, no girl would touch him and everyone in the audience knows it so it doesnt have the same appeal

  • He goes after the front row, especially that guy Sean, in a very unfunny & vicious way, just to set the tone & cover the fact that he left his act back in the early '90's. Some "insult" comedy is just uneccessary. There should be a reason to attack, not just that they chose to sit there or the guy's name is Sean. "Asshole Head", "Fuck Face" and whatever the hell he spewed all over the front row made me cringe. Like seeing an old baseball player trying to play years after their career ended.

  • agree on the spitting, STTOOOOOP THAT !!!!

  • I think this guy it stuck in the '80s and '90s.

  • Just saw dice at the palms in vegas, he's still killing,show was great.

  • This is pathetic. His comedy never evolved. His whole "act", timing, delivery, subject matter, audience bashing without a hook & trying to pull off the leather jacket & WWE style belt buckle are all so embarrassing. I could hardly watch this, but I guess like a train wreck, it's hard to look away. Two sell out nights at the Garden is an amazing accomplishment. It probably will never happen again. He deserves high praise for that, but with a limited act like his, he was dead then night after.

  • @CrackerLance people have stolen his material, you know you're great when people steal from ya. Too many prudes on youtube though, grow up.

  • @NY1love Are you kidding? I loved this guy twenty years ago. But every comic must evolve with an act like that, or simply be George Carlin funny to continue to pack houses (or even work). You can just keep saying "Hickory, dickory, dock some chick was suckin' my . . . Ohh!

  • dice man rules

  • still the only guy to sell out the gahhhden back to back nights

  • IS LEMMY IN THE FUCKING CROWD?!

  • @JigsawAlchemist yup he is, Lemmy is the music DJ!!! Awesome I know!!!!!

  • This is amazingly pathetic. How can this garbage be dignified enough to be considered comedy. You can see how desperate ADC clay is to get a laugh as he realizes he's got nothing to offer except a bunch of profanity in a stereotypical mafioso drawl.

  • @zenrr1 But I guess the blatant racism that every black comedian pukes out towards other races is ok with you then.

  • @greenblue1979 I'm curious how it is you perceived my comment to imply that. All I said in my post was that I don't think ADC is good. I didn't say anything about racial stuff.

  • @greenblue1979 hey bud send me a link to a black comedian who you think is racist and i will prove you wrong

  • @zenrr1 you have no idea what your talking about. Dice is the undisputed king of comedy and these so called comics of our era can't nearly hold a candle to him so why dont you shut the fuck up already!

  • why would people come in and vote as a dislike if you knew you didn't like the video then why would you look up dice clay and actually view it?..doesn't make any sense

  • DICE RULES..

  • This was pathetic. He never changed his act. It was a novelty back in the '80's, but he just had no idea how to evolve. I have never seen anything as awful as this performance by someone who was once the undisputed king of comedy for a pretty decent amount of time. He is just angry . . . if he used the word assshole one more time I think I'd have slammed my laptop on the floor. What a lame attempt to be topical. Without a hickory dickory dock or a OOOOOOhhhhhh!!

  • DICE MAN RULES - DICE MAN - DICE MAN - DICE IS KING

  • this dude is fuckin funny as shit

  • Andrew Dice Clay is one of the best comedians of our time.

  • no! i cant here a fuckin thing! im throwin this thing in the sewer!!

  • omg the dice man has some really great new material.. that was hialrious!! PS. It's persona comedy people.. if you don't care for him, no need to show hate lol

  • omg the dice man has some really great new material.. that was hialrious!!

  • Dice rules!!!!!

    

  • 298 people have horrible taste

  • @cryptogramz who's better ?.lol..actually refer to something he always says no other comics has ever sold out madison square garden. so i guess those 18 thousand people had bad taste to you moron

  • @steven4rmnewyork

    yeah i'm saying exactly that. according to your logic justin beiber is a great musician because he has millions of fans. Please show me one of his jokes that's funny, an actual joke, not his stupid act he puts up. thats why he's washed up, he's just a character/performer with no jokes. people got bored so they moved on.

  • @cryptogramz yo it sounds like your in love with just bieber who the fuck even mentioned him to begin with. all i said as far as comedy has gone with all of our famous African american comics spanish comics and asian no other COMIC has ever achieved the goal of selling out Madison square garden multiple nights

  • @steven4rmnewyork

    i was using it as an example moron. justin beiber is an entertainer and will sell out any venue he plays at and he has no talent at all, just like dice. so your argument is invalid. and im still waitin on that funny dice joke.

  • your retarded your not gonna get the dice jokes because your not allowing yourself to want to get his jokes.which would lead to laughter which is something that clearly doesn't exist in your miserable life..why are you here leaving comments shouldn't you be watching funnier comics? dumbass

  • @steven4rmnewyork 36,000...he sold it out two nights! Plus nearby Nassau Coliseum! Dice is King!

  • WOW. Dice really lost it. This isn't even funny. I'm embarrassed for him. I'm not even a comic, but, I could beat him on stage.

  • @jeff24c I beg to differ.

  • @jeff24c your rite Jeff your not a comic .... YOUR A FUCKIN JERKOFF!.......... NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLEHEAD COCKSUCKER FACE..... DICE IS KING!!!

  • Meh. This shit was wack.

  • Diceman 3:16 says "Cum or fuckin' die!"

  • "what is your name joey? shawn has that little fag touch to it you know what i mean? , your know whats worse then shawn, DICK, WHO DA FUCK NAMES THERE KID DICK, SHAWN DICK ASSHOLEHEAD COCKSUCKER FACE, THATS YOU!, AND YOU WITH ALL THE TATTOOS WHAT DO YOU COLOR YOUR BODY YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!" LOL I JUST SIMPLY COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING FROM THAT!

  • @technoman232 What are you, a fuckin' stenographer? Court reporter? Script supervisor? Fuck outta here.

  • @LastPatriotStanding please, asshole, pass away, lets see you write a fuckin comment and actually get one up comments on it, ya fuckin prick, YOU get da fuck outta here, you dice "wanna be", your probably not even from brooklyn, I AM, so fuck you, ya douche bag piece of fuckin shit...

  • @technoman232 First of all, this shows how pathetic your little life is, clown. That you actually take pride in getting "one ups" over the internet says a lot about how little pussy you're getting and what imaginary life you have. And how am I the wanna be? Because I called you out on your bullshit? You puke.

    Please do everyone a favor and put out a campfire with your face. Or go headbutt a fuckin' steak knife, punk.

  • @technoman232 By the way.. the next time you feel suicidal, try pills. They're less painless.

    Also, Brooklyn or not, you're still a ball sniffer who likes it when men put him in a figure-4 leg lock and force you to snort balls at gunpoint. You freak.

  • @LastPatriotStanding at least i have a life, and dont write a billion people on the internet and have no life like you, go eat your own shit, and jump off a building and die bitch, you fuckin prick...

  • Ehhh.

  • 7:55 wow he finally admitted he was a jew...

  • I remember this quote from him " i used to jerk off all the fucking time as a kid.... till i was 13 and this ooze came out.... I thought I broke the fucking thing" Lmao classic from him

  • I love how he plays with the people in the first row. They do not even know it.

  • The diceman cometh. Check out this real life "Dice Guy" on "TOO REAL SEX TALK"

    it is hilarious.

  • good clip.

  • this is terrible

  • the guy lost me at "...(* ) seeping out of the door..." @3:16

    I'll check on him again in another 20 years...I'm out.

  • hes hilarious. hes a legend...hes the DICE MAN!!

  • He's one of the crudest but most hilarious comics ever. All the haters have no sense of humor.

  • The only thing I want Black... LOL

  • He was funny when I was like what.. 16? The dude is total teenage humor. Back then it worked but the dude is 53 years old, time for some life introspective humor, a'la George Carlin.

  • This guy really sucks

  • @bigbossec ur mother really sucks

  • hahah the uploaders name is shawn

  • Smoking an unlit cigarette?  Find a new act already.

  • @ThaMidnightRider its called a trademark

  • @ThaMidnightRider hes always done that his whole career its a logo of him if u followed you would know this

  • @sabulba30 Yeah, I know. I grew up in that era. I'm just saying that it looks stupid when he obviously can't smoke it. I get the fact that its schtick. It just looks silly now.

  • Nicey Nice...

  • he's fat, old and washed up now, he was great from like 87-93

  • @cbarrett34 washed up? i enjoyed it. fat? idc lol. old? oh no hes OLD!! what a loser!

  • Dice Man Rules! All you "Sensitive" types that don't like it... Go change your tampons.

  • this guy is not funny. just.. not funny. I dont understand how anybody can find him funny. And the mafia brooklyn tony soprano act, is just embarressing to watch

  • @qmelian they why you watching him

  • @EbolaReston12 the vid was recommended on my homepage, for some reason

  • Comedy is too easy for Dice. He controls the room so well.

    You fucking slob! HaHa!

  • Lol after every joke he says "but this is you" after every single joke