Of Apples and iBalls

[flightofscarlett]

you are the apple on my ipod

[SahlukeandBlade]

lol, I love your vids!

[danpluso]

0:04 - 0:10

That's exactly what I am thinking now!

[chaucer555]

Nice hair....still growing it?

[zacksmovies]

We should share our Candace Cameron fan fiction! My latest e-novel is called "The Dirty Asian Mexican That Tried to Steal my Sweet Candace From me but Ended Up Getting Beaten to Death With Apples".

[joshhoyt]

i love it!!!

[motothemax]

pabloooooooooo

how long does it take for you to make a video?

[rcook2]

oh deej

[SeventhSun]

You are handsome.

[FX111]

Hey bro, it's nice to see you again. Funny thing about youtube. We all start this for fun then before we know it, people start bitching at us for not "delivering" vids on time. Kind of turns into a second job huh? and makes a person want to say f-it.... On another note, this one made me laugh a bit which I kind of needed. Thank you

[PDXvlog]

Apples punched me in the face once. I punched it back. I now sell the outcome of this fight on 9th and Main.

-JP

[jabazzy]

*punches self in face* for fun.

[ControlWise]

Ahaha. That phrase always really confused me too.

[thewinekone]

Am I supposed to care that you're back?

[JustStuff]

LMAO

wonder if the phrase "You are the poop-sicle of my anus" will catch on ?? Guess that wouldn't work in wedding videos, huh ??

[BiggyBollocks]

If you're going to be away for that long, you owe the community one hell of a better comeback video than that.

A lot of people put in a bunch of their time making response videos and such previously, and you completely shat on them all. Mentioning "apples not actually being in eyes" doesn't come close to atoning for your sins (of which there are indeed many) kind sir...

[featherdude]

Great vid- but now I have to "Google" that phrase about vision organs & a certain tree fruit. Where did it come from?? I'm determined to find out!

[JamakanInc]

Hahaha, good to have you back, brother.

[13thero]

lmfao "maybe that was steve jobs"

great stuff man ;D

[DaeboyPictures]

It's Awesome you're back.

Missed Ya.

[thehund]

sweetness you are back...just as good as you were

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[Heidiscope]

LOL-Hey welcome back pablo!! Don't worry i won't even mention the word (.....)

[nuffzx]

lmao! im glad ur back :D

[SonOfDee]

I'm glad Ur is back too.

Ur an ancient Sumerian city on the Euphrates.

[SonOfDee]

Deuteronomy 32:10 (King James Version) Ouch!!

He found him in a desert land, and Ouch!! in the waste howling wilderness; he Ouch!! led him about, he instructed Ouch!! him, he kept him as the Ouch!! apple of his eye.

Let that teach you that I'm not scared of threats of punches in the face. Ouch!!

[JJC1138]

I was gunna leave a comment last night, but then YouTube went apeshit. I stayed up all night refreshing the page, but I fell asleep drooling on my keyboard and now I can't remember what I was going to say. It was totally* hilarious, though.

*may contain 0.5% non-hilarity. Made from concentrate. Not suitable for misery-allergy sufferers due to methods used in production.

[SonOfDee]

Did it have anything to do with monkey poop?

[SonOfDee]

silly?

[jeffreycoy]

That's comedy?

[SonOfDee]

Ta Da!!

[newbsauce11]

Haha nice link on the side there :)

[SonOfDee]

The kickasso is all about the little things

[EgwayneR]

If someone called me the apple of his eye, I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably have to call him the grapefruit of my behind.

[SonOfDee]

That sounds painful

[beckamichelle]

I was getting abandonment issues but now i just realize you don't love me at all...so kiss my butt.

[enseign]

I would, but I don't think I can whoop me.

[SonOfDee]

You'll never know unless you try

[Paperlilies]

This makes me want to make avideo about the saying '110%'. YOU CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN 100%!!! IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE!!!!

[beefdlo]

With regards to effort, "i am going to give 110%" surely means "i am going to cheat".

or, "i am going to give around 80% but then i'm going to inject 30% worth of 'roids into my eyeballs"

So surely when people say they are going to give 110% even if they don't intend on cheating is just going to make everyone else feel like they have to cheat.

So yes, fuck that saying!

[SonOfDee]

I support these comments 120%

[OctoberRoad]

You called her "Deej". I had no idea you were one of the elite. Welcome, brother.

[SonOfDee]

I preferred Sam from Who's The Boss

[randirocks37]

Clarification: Apple of My eye is not the Mallrats reference. But something else is.

[SonOfDee]

All right I'm a lazy bastard. So what's the reference??

[randirocks37]

Tricia Jones.

[SonOfDee]

Borgasm

[Indigochihuahua]

still sooooo fine!

[pablokickasso417]

My girlfriend thinks so too.

[SonOfDee]

Yea, yea, yea, you have a girlfriend we're all soooooooo impressed.

[marxdesign]

The saying is 'apple of my eye' not 'in my eye' It is an acient Steve Jobs idiom.

[SonOfDee]

No, no, no, its apple of my i as in iPod, iTunes, and so on

[chris3ff]

You come back, and you don't even have a new haircut or some creative facial hair???? THIS IS DISAPPOINTING. Come back when you've grown a handlebar mustache.

[SonOfDee]

...and lamb chop sideburns...and a chest hair comb over.

[cedry123]

Hey, the phrase "Apple of my eye" is used ion THE BIBLE!

So, its biblical. Lets not poke fun at it!

Its sacrilegious. Verging on blasphemy I believe (besides, I LIKE the phrase 'apple of my eye'. It's....pretty).

[NathanSt]

biblical reference?

that's just one more reason never to use that ridiculous little cliche ever again.

thanks for the info.

[cedry123]

Oh, its in at least TWO separate places in different chapters in the Bible.

[NathanSt]

does that make me twice as sacrilegious for thinking it's a stupid phrase that should be obliterated and forgotten?

[cedry123]

Hmm....quite possibly.

[luvthecanadian]

Glad you're back.

Let's move on.

Ok.

Never saying that saying again.

[beefdlo]

Man, i don't love you enough to start punching myself :/

[nbwulf]

Good to see ya sir...

[SonOfDee]

And hear him too

[Maddoxhardcore]

are apples really not supposed to have eyes? SHIT! What have I been eating...?....

[SonOfDee]

Babies!!!!!!

[randirocks37]

Mallrats reference.

[SonOfDee]

O....Kay

[DentonUSA]

Ahem.. Hold on one pony-fucking minute..I believe it is I who will be making the apple-related ordinances around these parts. Need I remind you that I am a citizen of the most apple-obsessed town in all of America? I think I outrank you in apple expertise..

[Paperlilies]

You better go to the apple festival!! I've been waiting a whole year!!

[SonOfDee]

Ohhhhh, Ohhhh can I go to the apple festival too??

[SonOfDee]

One pony-fucking minute? I prefer to take my time when fucking ponies

[randirocks37]

DentonUSA lives for Apple Festivals. I heard it from the horse's (*raises eyebrow*) mouth. Did I just draw a very uncomfortable conclusion? Pony...fucking....wait a minute!

[NDNCABOOSE]

you back for real now?

[SonOfDee]

No woefully this is just a video not the real Paul.

[vclamp]

Oh, you were gone? :p welcome back stranger. Even if I do get the point ofthis video,can I punch myself in the faceanyways? :)

[SonOfDee]

Feel free

[zebidee55]

Apple has tons of eyes! iPod, iTunes, iMac, iMovie... Shall iGoOn?

Good to see you back.

[mr3dguy]

You win 1 internets!

[SonOfDee]

I think he deserves 3 internets... What's an internets?

[SonOfDee]

Bravo Bravo Your wit and use of literary tomfoolery have made me fall to the ground and chortle till my breath failed me

[TimberGeek]

Welcome back.

[SonOfDee]

Why thank you... Oh you were talking to Pablo weren't you?

[BriarLakeTrustNoOne]

yayyyyyyyyyy

[SonOfDee]

I'm sorry you used 1 "y" too many I must ask you to go to the back of the line.

[speedyconkiwi]

And here's to another 6 months without a new video from you!!!!

Welcome back, asshole. We missed you. Mucho.

[SonOfDee]

I'll drink to that

[poonertang]

iCare

[SonOfDee]

iCare Bear

[hithlum]

lol.

[SonOfDee]

Shhhhhhh not out loud!

[kaptainkrunk2010]

lolwut?

[SonOfDee]

Ok I know what lol means but what's with the wut?

[llamabi]

haha where'd you go?

[SonOfDee]

Well Timmy, Pablo is from the planet Trimbol where the native language is sarcasm and that's where he's been for the last six months.