The Internet is a Playground TV Commercial

[loonytunesvideo]

You have just sold a book. Nice work.

[Luis766]

Bestseller...

[keepingnix]

I have a video with 10,000 views and you beat it with this!

[Bloorays]

Excellent vid!

[LuneyTune72]

After watching this video, I had a celebratory ejaculation. Hand free.

[TheMonochromeBird]

The voice of the granny made me die. xD

[iinspectra]

Call Gruen.

[iHaveMetStupidPeople]

I only just got this book. I went into several stores asking if they had it, but they rather rudely replied that "They can't order it in". I bought it online last week. Once again, the internet beats real life.

[Avvisss]

After purchasing this book, I've asked a girl out but she said no.

[dinaarumor]

The urge to buy the book.. suddenly doubled

[Koolkevk]

O_o My name is Kevin. I won't admit, I was a little freaked out.

[hq2x]

extend the final shot of the book to fill 15 seconds and air this on TV

[Flyingtrollolo]

I know how to break the internet.

Declare an ad war between this ad and "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like"

[CakeFullOfLies]

Shut up and take my money

[santa3103]

Man, I hope someone bakes cookies for me when I'm old like that guy, and I start wearing sunglasses inside so people think I'm blind and wise, but really I'm just a lonely old fart looking for sympathy.

[hooplablahblahblah]

Available in stores ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!

[LackOfFaith]

Well the YouTube has messed up and this is playing. Over and over. So much that I reckon I might actually be able to recite the entire advert purely from memory. This has been a horrible week...

[Azoff]

Finally! The new Harry Potter is here!

[newsboy600]

Fuck me, this is on par with Apple's 1984 ad. A true master-piece of commercials.

[GTSampsn]

DID YOU SEE THOSE FUCKIN SPECIAL EFFECTS?! JESUS GOD DAMN FUCKIN CHRIST MY EYES ARE ON FIRE JESUS

[dra900nka1n]

Damn. I wish I had a budget this high.

[DanishKitten]

So fucking typical, trying to sell a product by using hot models.

[LuckyInTheSky740]

I was on my office when I first saw this, and my hot workmate was beside me. She said: "Hey! That ad is really nice!", then I was like "Yeah. It's the best isn't it"? Then we both smiled at each other, then I asked her out... but she said "no"/

[n2existance]

I'm very persuaded to buy this now. Those cookies totally sold it to me.

[bullmoose33]

Now I want cookies!

[geekatron1995]

All the kids at my school want to buy this book now. If you don't have this book, you're worse than the kid who sits by himself in the cafeteria, debating whether or not it's worthwhile to shoot up the school. Another things the students are doing are quoting this commercial. "I'm baking cookies" has officially become more popular than "I'm on a horse."

[ItsOnlyKatrina]

@geekatron1995 woah, I wish my school was that cool.

[ConnDevi88]

I ordered it yesterday with an old hard to find Weird AL VHS tape.

[jawjuhh]

I know what I'm getting tomorrow :D

[AnotherNutJob]

This is the best low budget commercial ever!

[LurkMoar101]

3 people preferred reading about Bieber kicking freshly delivered puppies to his hotel room.

[HunterG0711]

@LurkMoar101 Sounds like a good read.

Click post.

[zanev]

I want cookies

[MechaSixVII]

THIS COMMERCIAL LACKS SEX.

[JohnnyMountainShow]

This made me a fine David Thorne smile.

[OnlyHarleyRose]

Pre-ordered only like a month ago.

[AitchJay]

voiced by the cute deaf chick from playschool

[biffskin]

@AitchJay that made me laugh quite hard

[HammyDribbler]

Not gonna lie! Probably the best book advert I have ever seen on Youtube at 13:00 while sitting in an orange chair.

Got the book this morning (2 days before release). Loving it! Buy it people, after release though so I can get the Ipad. I wasted all my money on a Lego Death Star.

[mike99919]

that lady looks so much like my nanna....

[flyboy172r]

LOL!!! On another note, TWO FUCKING DAYS!!!! WHoooo can't wait. Oh, and David, plz make sure I win the iPad. kthxbi.

[JohnnyMountainShow]

Haha, this is just amazing!! :D

[ClydeCow]

ALREADY PRE-ORDERED. I better get some of Kevin's wife's cookies with my book aswell.

[OsmosOverture]

The cinematography should be up for an award.

[Emandudeguyperson]

I love you so much, David.

[2Up2DownTV]

Imma buy one and make a better commercial for you, with explosions! :D

[haitah]

funny in it's unfunniness. how the hell does that happen?

[hads010]

That's the best ad for cookies I have ever seen.

[mshipporox]

omg, i love this, i will favorite and cherish it forever

[Desertfox1223]

I-I don't think I've ever seen such a beautiful commercial.

[MikeeBimmerman]

LOVE IT!!!

[patrik667]

This... I... umm.... must buy book!

[psyne]

Wait...this is a book book? Like for burning?

[OnlyToComment]

I have been convinced.

[Sophiewriteslove]

Free cookie with purchase?

[ravie88]

@Sophiewriteslove Free old people with purchase?

[solargroovey]

So compelling..Obviously appeals across multiple demographics

[daz71]

Do they have an Oscar for best TV commercial?

[kimtheshewolf]

is this actually going to be on tv?

[StalkerJD]

I fucking hope that i realy get it on the 28th! But their proberly sending it by then:/

[Twisted946]

This is fucking genius

[petewoodbridge]

sometimes and ad comes along and it changes everything, everything

[blacksockporn]

i just went and bought 37 and a half copies and i have no idea why. did you put subliminal msging it that commercial?

[IRJFK]

Do they do Oscars for adverts? If so, I believe a Mr Thorne will be waiting for his nomination next year.

[ilovestiggers]

day one perch



[roborovskihamsters]

Wow. Just wow.

[MattTheGreat2008]

wow such emotion conveyed within this advert despite its length. It must of cost you a ton to produce this. If this doesn't persuade people to buy your book, I do not know what will! I, for one will be reaching into my shallow pockets to buy this bit of masterpiece!!!!!

[TabithaGnillort]

...and this pretty much covers Penguin's advertising budget.

[jeffaodegaard]

@TabithaGnillort lol

[spiegalr]

I hope to be that old man one day.

[ExidoSutrin]

TAKE ME NOW, MR. THORNE.

[KalleAnkasPlanka]

Stores all over the world I hope.

[Shorthoplaser]

i dont even.

[Chaowdur]

how many copies should i buy?

[ELF0NTHEM00N]

@Chaowdur 30

[benmorrisdrums]

@Chaowdur all of them