Couple On Jet Ski Catch Major Air Over Flooded Spillway

[eyeloledatyou]

(feeding the troll here) speaking of balls, how long have you been keeping track of my toothpick? Christ, I need to get some tint on these windows

what's worse is that you felt like you needed to post your" buddies'" presumed exploits and not your own...living your sex life through someone who actually pulls wool, while tossing you the scraps? sad indeed...at least be man enough to lie about your own peen

"I know this one guy who met Jay-z's ex GF and man is she a rockin' lay"

[eyeloledatyou]

that might have the most obvious, least thoughtful, and saddest little response the interwebz have ever witnessed.....you're precious, dear troll...a drunk, predictable response doesn't help your case :) hey, cute amateur try though...your balls are in the locker to the left...now go back to you hobbit hole

[SquidgyMcGee]

HUGE!!!

[webhanger1991]

I could have landed that...

[Brix2626]

I know a guy who boned the female after this happened. She's fine. Still rides a pole like a champ. Her ex man in the video wasn't so fortunate....LOL

[eyeloledatyou]

@Brix2626 : you know how I know your buddy lied to you? 'cause I did her for long enough to figure out she has no feeling betweeen her legs and bailed...she's screwed for life with that kind of injury...good luck to her

[Brix2626]

@eyeloledatyou You know how I know YOU are lying? Because not even an invalid would dare to touch your diseased toothpick.

[HardTaiLHillbillies]

FUCK YEAH!!!

[DriftPOLOver]

amateurs ;)

[lewisk971]

m8 thts sick

[CharIiePresents]

Booeyys? Wtf its boys...

[simonmitchellbird]

they knew exactly what they were about to do

[goeland70]

if you don't know the lake, slow the F down. Be a responsible boater. I feel bad for these people, hope they're ok, but educate yourself on the body of water that you chose to go full out on.

[MickScarborough]

if it isnt a Kawasaki, it is NOT a jet ski

[666posiedon]

hahaha well at least the jet ski is still okay! lol i wanna try that now!

[silenoj]

@666posiedon 

[paintball4life3214]

@666posiedon I dont think it was, that water wasnt deep they landed in. i bet the hull it now flat on the bottom and in a junk yard now

[Lalokeras223]

 WTF !!!!!!!!! I GOTTA TRY THAT SHIT.

[RAMSBONES]

TO THE EXTREEEEME!

[ripter187]

drunk muthafucka

[c0ldfr33z3r]

Haha,typical sitdown riders.

[TaylorRM1992]

@c0ldfr33z3r i think it's more typical of women drivers lol

[HansomArdvark]

i like that idea.

[evolution1088]

lmfao..i would have pissed my pants if i was there..lol

[JojoSwanson69]

It's funny how you are all professionals and would be able to land it!

[MadisonSkeet]

fuckin idiots

[xXDandZXx]

That looks like a fun jump. Had they expected a hard crash they wouldn't have bailed,

[supermoto3453]

i think they ment to do this as a jump bc it looks fun to me just learn how to land it

[markvanslam]

except for the bottom is cement with about 6 inches of water

[karter50]

i wouldn't have helped i would have laughed so hard i died myself

[huba00]

pssssh! 3-4 stories my ass! i would barrel role that shit on my stand-up! haaha not!

[jcallesano]

3-4 stories my ass. looks 10 ft

[dann6968]

3-4 stories? WTF?

[Bikeboy111]

yeah i know thats a little darmadic mabey like 1-2 stories

[JoelB2K7]

just moved new area

i need someone smart to keep me entertained b7

[rm2racer]

They were probablly drunk and the girl had the great idea of trying to fly off this spillway.

[hhaammiisshh]

not even high they totally did it on purpose he almost stomped it gud cunt haha

[demondeacon69]

retards

[ANDYX1A]

HAHA

[moomooooo89]

lol they did it on purpose

[rock3tman1234]

Thats gonna hurt

[maxentaxen]

That Emily Lopez sure has one fucking annoying voice. Someone shut her up please.

[me351]

lol

[reynoldsman]

LOL there fucking dumb, how can you not see that..

[mattclay321]

was 2 mins away when it happened - the couple didnt know there was a drop because we'd received 40 something days straight of rain - like 20 something inches - they had no idea the drop was there. Plus they landed on like 2 inches of water and then got pushed down into the little river below - would hurt like hell thats for sure

[freshduB1]

lol nubs!

[LER77]

the only reason thay fell of is because the girl flip off and grabed on to him and he flip of too

[neverwasapunk16]

sick ass foos

[starshock01]

so funny i watched it again!

[starshock01]

lmfao!

[Funkystumpy247]

FUCK MAN! they dint even land it! .... so sad....

[Honkeybrat]

You idiots who think it looks cool take a closer look. It's like 3 inches deep on the landing. They landing on rock solid cement at a fast speed. Thats why they got so jacked up and required paramedic rescue.

[nach657]

funny ass shit

[imwildkyle]

if that was a stand up u would have a back flip or a barrel roll

[IndomitableOne2two]

ur a bitch!

[Tylord127]

Woooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!! Could sell tickets for that ride...

[efay420]

they went pretty high on that jump

[Crownedinworms]

That looked so fun......even though it wasnt for the people involved.

Seriously though, that should have been clearly marked. No excuses, fat engineers.

[patsbrady18]

expect to see a follow up of somthin like this cause im tryin it!

[Mattd166]

AH man i would try that if i knew it was there! that was a sick ass drop!!

[IndomitableOne2two]

that would be bad ass

[MBilliaert]

ill go first!!!!

[bixiecribs]

They are damn lucky they didn't die in that accident.

[dustystix76]

it's kinda obvious there was only a few inches of water there, the jet ski would porpoised if there was deeper water

[indyengineer05]

What you guys are forgetting is that they didn't land on just water, the spillway's concrete extended beyond the drop. They landed on concrete covered by maybe a couple inches of water. Owch. Would be like jumping off a motorcycle at 50 mph without leathers.

[whotubeblows]

major air my ass, that was weak

[stronghold6]

lol man that was funny but they got some good air off that from stupidity lol

[raptorrider07]

one word.....OWNED!!!!

[levonhelmet]

ya know i think i could make it...i mean the ski landed perfectly if he was solo and knew what was comin i bet he could have held on...would make an awsome video...how do i get there?

[TheExpertDude]

that was pretty amazing. i've done jumps before, and it killed when you land, especially sat down, but that must and broken something.

[gainerman]

i have ridden fourwheelers on that spillway and you get butterflies going down that first drop its much bigger in person

[people4people]

lmao i hope no one tells her its pronounced boy and she'l carry on looking foolish

[raptorrider07]

no its called a buoy or however u spell it

[copslie]

There should of been all kinds of orange and white buoys telling them "Watch the F out!!!". Terrible story tho, people were just trying to have a good time!

[cuv4xd]

Wow. That is some incredible footage and the rider and passenger are so lucky as it could have been a lot worse.

Thanks for the vid .)

[boaterboyhustler]

sorry for affending anyone I was a bit pissed of when I wrote my last comment.

Yours sincerely

Tom H

;-(

[Oregontt]

Hey Boaterboyhustler, you're a dumb cunt, a "bouy" floats in the fucking water to warm people of an area, it might be to slow down your boat, or look out for this huge drop or you might need one that says I'm a stupid fucking loser that has my head up my ass and think I'm funny. So maybe next time before you try and be funny, you learn something you fucking twat. yeah, and if you don't like it, kiss my ass ;-)

[rennettio]

boaterboyhustler, completely agree with you!

except the bit about al-quaeda wanted to blow them up, they got plenty of stuff to go on other than their mispronounciations!

[Bgguy186]

if it wasnt for us "american twats" u wouldnt be on youtube right now, as a matter of fact, u would probably be getting whipped by german slave drivers

[people4people]

o shut up about that, everyone knows america only came into the war very late into it when the pressure was turned on america to do so,

[Bgguy186]

we still saved all ur asses. and the reason we went into the war was pearl harbor jackass.

[people4people]

o no you called me jack ass now all of a sudden your right!

Im not going to argue with you, you've been taught completely wrong and its not your fault. Believe what you will, at the end of the day everyone did there bit!

[people4people]

even if ameria where really reluctant to do so and most definately where not the heros and did not save everyones asses

[Bgguy186]

and what the hell did me calling u jackass have anything to do with me being right? wait, dont tell me ur still butt hurt about getting ur asses kicked in the revolutionary war....

[people4people]

o god you spend too much time thinking about the passed.. get a life you cunt

[Bgguy186]

yes, everyone did do their bit, but ask anyone, if it wasnt for america, u would all be speaking german. and whoever told u that pearl harbor wasnt the reson we joined the war was an idiot. and by the way, we were pretty much begged to join the war.

[people4people]

I didnt say pearl harbour wasnt the reason for america FAINALY joining in the war. And yeah america really did help out and everyones gr8 ful but it seems you have this romantic view that we where the damsils in distress and big strong america came and saved the day,, you didnt you joined when you had to and helped win the war in its final stages. Its fact its not that i dont believe you its actual written fact, yeah you faught hard but you didnt single handedly win the war

[Bgguy186]

spend too much time thinking about the past? no, i no my history. but 99% of historians will tell u that if it wasnt for america, europe would all be germany. im not saying it was just us, but europe's forces were worn down and we were very crucial to the allied victory in ww2. u cant deny that america changed the course of the war. and i never said that we singlehandedly won the war, and will never say that, everyone did their part. but like ive been sayin, america changed the outcome.

[people4people]

helped change the outcome

[Bgguy186]

no, u guys were pretty much worn down and were probably gonna lose, so i waould have to say we changed the outcome. i dont no what it is with u people but u try so damn hard to make americans look like no good idiots. in everything.

[people4people]

Because alot of the time america ARE no good idiots! the goverment and the way everyone is so overly fucking patriotic that you see such a distorted view of recent history that you release films such as u boat 571 in which the film re writes history to make america look like the heros! You ignorant bastards believe what you want to make america seem so fucking right and brilliant all the time but it fucks everything up all the time. You DIDNT win the war for us We would have won either way

[Bgguy186]

no, most of the people here are good people that are right in the head, but for some reason the cracked out film directors and politicians distort everyone else's view about us. i dont watch a lot of history movies that rnt 100% based on fact because of that. but honestly, the war was going downhill for u guys and if we did join the war sooner, the allies might not have won. if u think about it, its probably good that we joined near the end

[people4people]

For sure man i know a high preportion of americans are intelligent i'm talking about the government and how decietful and slimey they can be. Which unfortunately gets through to a mass of uneducated american people. Im not sure we wouldnt have won if america had joined earler. i think that by joining earlier perhaps america could have prevented a lot of deaths when landing on the beaches and normandy and of course pearl harbour.

[Leatherfuck]

I would of called Jesus and ask him for a smoke

[atomriot]

i'm pretty sure they are still in the hospital

[VeenusEnvy]

I would have landed that with my Honda PWC:)

[crasherror]

The Girl was driving.

[bigcitybrom]

I love how the ppl commenting are acting like they would have come out of it any different, half you queers probably don't even own skis. I think the dude did a pretty good job of hanging on to the ski and preparing for the impact, most people would have bailed out.

[hungryj89]

I love how you think you're the shit...

[worldaschitt]

that has to be the biggest air ever on a couch.

[mygreengumby]

Coucher newbs

[wh0DatIs]

i love how didn't try to turn away and went for it. his fat passenger did a mid-air cartwheel - haha.

[Sean1237]

rad!!

[gersonislas]

WTF.  THAT WAS FUNNY

[gothik99]

The man who went over with his girl is a doctor at the hospital where my father works. Someone called there to let them know they he would not be in.

[patrickcc14]

What the heck

[patrickcc14]

WTF??? The river just drops off like that with no warning?!?!?!

[PrivatePancake]

ROFL, they should have done something more than bouyes, that would SUCK to be like SHIT, THIS ISNT GOOD!!!!!

[SuperSneakySteve]

That wasn't a big jump. They are just wusses.

[Mister22MR2]

Wusses? They hit concrete when the hit the bottom. That water below looked to be about 2ft deep.

[richieramone1]

retards

[slappy699]

that was like 10ft....big deal

[johnstangg]

The lighting at that time of night really makes it look the lake there is no dropoff

[gdeli]

The news said it would be hard to see the dropoff from where they were. Lucky they lived.

[johnsonirvine]

wow, it shouldnt be accessible at all to boats or anything, they should have a rope or something blocking it off

[tnichols321]

hahaha, yea a rope thatll stop em...

[johnsonirvine]

the rope/and signs i should've said would b to signify the upcoming drop off, so f*ck you, tryin to think you're cool

[sg856]

Ignorant, amateur idiots that have no business owning or riding a personal watercraft.

[elvisisdead1976]

They didn't own it, smartass. They rented it. Ignorant, amateur idiots have no business posting comments without knowing the details.

[HomelandConspiracy]

This missed winning a Darwin Award.

[DirtyHarryGermany]

Nice jump *g*

[monki600]

if it wasnt for the lady on the back.., dude would have cleared it and landed safely!

[msbfd]

All this damned expensive effort to defeat Darwin's imperative.

[dfl4701]

actually I have been in that cove.. you cannot tell the spillway is there unless you know where your going and when your on a jetski like that, you are sitting low on the water...

[p47plane]

THe name's Bond, James Bond... And this is my escape jetski.

[BP7000]

that's why i ride in the ocean, sharks can catch it me.

[oatmealdog]

That looks fun

[roger81]

That's what you get for letting the woman drive! lol

[alexmaclaggan]

HAHA piiimp

[tfarris]

sweet

[Alex3000GT]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha

this just made my day

THANKS FAST OLD GUY!

3si 4 ever

[precision09]

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