Timber

[kriscub]

Thats is a well done clip!

[bowlingballout]

It's hard to beat this when it comes to cool and originality!

[TrinityRewind]

a good cause for sure, but a great beard was lost that day

[SuperTimieboy]

Lol my name is Timber

[TheLastSnareBender]

I think I saw him in World of Warcraft....

[firegirt91]

awesome!

[gbattary]

That's awesome u look better with a beard

[MrTabolocs]

aaaahhh hahahahahaha lmao u wer ugy dats y it grew back sorry it was a joke

[mainefish]

In one week's time, I will sacrifice my new 10 month beard in order to participate in Movember. This may seem tragic to some, but consider the Motivation behind the act, and please pitch in with a donation! As an added bonus, I will be making another animated beard film as I shave it off... it will be Movember themed, and will be added in mid Movember!

To donate go to the Movember website and search for Adam Fisher or LAIKAnthrope!

[SuperNovaOFF]

"Edward Scissorhands"

[rafaelbrunocorrea84]

Muito bom...hehehehe...fiquei com inveja da barba.

[spiderlord2]

0:27 sam from looney tunes

[SpreckleFloss]

R.I.P. your awesome, awesome beard. Great message, though.

[LybioVideo]

awesome!!!~~~ but scary about the message! We gonna lose our trees and grow beards. Huh?

[HpFanGuy]

but will they blend?

[dangerale]

you kinda have that face of Charles Manson

[enlargemedia]

But how did he grow it back so quickly!?

[galaxySIII]

Oh I got it.

[phreakk]

lol nice

[spal01]

great work

[dontforget1230]

creative video, ive seen this many times but the sneeze made it worth watching lol

[dandypajamas]

Until the sneeze part I was like, "meh".

Then I was impressed.

[bdoakes]

Anyone who has ever sold timber knows that when sign the contract you also have the option to sign a contract for someone to come in, poison, burn, and replant after the harvesting is done. Before you go off on an tangent about OMG WTF ABOUT BAMBI AND THUMBER AND THAT SKUNK. The poison only effects plant life and the only way an animal could die from it is if they tripped and landed in a puddle of the stuff. Fire is a natural way of clearing underbrush so trees can grow.

[bdoakes]

It also adds nitrogen to the soil which promotes plant growth. Timber stand improvement has been practiced for years. Foresters are conservationists, they are looking to improve the timber stand for optimal growth, as well as protecting wildlife.

[stormboundavi]

this guy actually looks better with a huge shaggy beard

[MrOfficerproblem]

trees can grow back fast, just use bonemeal

[YogDodoth]

@MrOfficerproblem go chop a tree with your bare hand, idiot -_-

[dilemma540]

Excellent video.

[Rob7194]

Omg, You Sir, Are Amazing.

[REALEMOTIONALTRASH]

First step to making a successful stopmotion movie: grow a beard

[JoshCFilm]

poor old michael finigan

[mychokehold]

@LowellMorgan tl;dr.

[LowellMorgan]

When tracing the history of western thought over the last 1000 years, we see a pendulum shift between fixation on the soul and on the mind. Medieval, Renaissance, Baroque, Enlightenment, Romantic, etc. . . Does the popularity of the beard in the soul-oriented periods signify a lack of faith in human endeavor? Beards seem to symbolize an inwardly focused maturity and detachment from civilization. In the Enlightenment, the Roaring Twenties, the booming 1950s, men were optimistic, and no beards

[FemoDOGG]

lol, I'm here from Reddit.

And this was well made, and everything. :D

[Pokenonymous]

"Anakin, don't let your feelings get in the way of the mission!"

[tsarblandi]

that was amazing x)

[m3atl0af1]

Nice work, good message



[Kaze0Kage0funnyboi]

This is great!

[jazun33]

"Yer a wizard, Harry!"

[maxrbeasty]

wadsworth constant works

[charliemohl]

By the beard of Zeus!

[alexferrari7]

Incredible video. Congrats!

[Arisedearest]

That was AMAZING.

[Spoonman455]

Its a shame that this is wrapped into a capitalistic framework

[jcizzle100]

NIce Video

[CynicalSpheres]

damn that beard was amazing. never shave again!

[JewfroCloneTrooper]

0:00 - Oh hi Charlie Manson!

0:43 - Oh hi MacGruber!

0:49 - Oh hi Charlie Manson!

[xjustelevenx]

Am I the only one who saw MacGruber there for a sec? xD

[sorrywerefull]

So I have always wondered... how many times can you grow a forest if you take the timber, and the nutrients it took to grow them, away. Anyone?

[LeftOfToday]

Pressing 5 over and over is painful to watch.

[ff7masta]

Epic beard. I want it.

[drskippycoltrane]

Friend, my resources are yours. One object, two objects or many objects can all be unison. One earth. Being selfless is the selfish thing to do.

[t33spoon]

Looks like Charles Manson.

[Weathersbyy]

@t33spoon I KNOW RIGHT!



[kanojo1969]

kudos to you.... personally the resources issue doesn't bother me very much (not enough room here to elaborate so I won't try) but I do appreciate the imagination and effort that's gone into this entertaining little clip.

It's both original and well made. you get a gold star!

[malorl]

I have to say this is amazing! he is really good.

[kji900]

What a magnificent beard.

[Triconium]

What was it like fighting alongside William Wallace?

[7Stringuzr]

this is beyond awesome

[Dismal626]

you look like charles manson

[poopdeloop11]

wha ? how

idont even know

[Darpole]

This is exactly how I want to look.

[barelycertain]

reddit

[dtj41]

@barelycertain Upvote whore

[barelycertain]

@dtj41

haha i knew just mumbling it here would cause a commotion

[cht232323]

Would you sell your hair if someone would buy it? Of course...

[Spikes1200]

Hey from your username I'm guessing your from Maine? If so best wishes from a fellow Maine-lander!

[wesmanavus]

such a nice beard...gone for a one minute video :(

[thenfm]

cure hipster faggotry: MANHOOD101. COM

[Mattbromans]

@thenfm I bet you are 400 pounds. Hurrr damn hipsters, I'm a real man.. Nothing here is ironic or inauthentic, stop using "hipster" as a blanket label for any one you dislike.

[thenfm]

@Mattbromans hahah you mad faggot hipster? go back to sucking off your bf faggot hahahahah

[vvvbill]

use some stop motion to grow some trees bro

[RTrevorCollins]

Amazing how different a beard can make someone look..

[PickingPlums]

I love stop motion and I love you.

[EmperorEmpanada]

Fuck the environment.

Progress > All

[KeatonABF]

before he sneezed and it all grew back he kinda looked like bill murray.

[sabbas110]

Amazing!!!



[drezdock]

That was brilliant!

[BOOSTRED]

I salt the earth, just to spite it.

[MagicklessSorceress]

That was awesome! :]

[westofeden]

That smile at the end has Charles Manson written all over it.,,

[skylerman007]

MIND FUCK!

[likeaboss46]

This was amazing!

[TheEpicBudgie]

You look like Robin Williams-ish with your beard :D

[dengar192lp92]

I LOVE FORESTS LOL

[aukanoob]

duuuuuuuude

this looks painful I can't watch this

[dengar192lp92]

LOL



[leospartan718]

Like this if Reddit brought you here...

[neilcheeseburger]

@leospartan718 No

[bradyc81]

@leospartan718 please don't use reddit to whore likes on youtube. That has to be one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen... ಠ_ಠ

[SheepOfDeath]

how about hemp?

[livingjustfordying]

Wow, what a mighty mighty beard. Oden would be proud.

[oOoPsilocybinoOo]

This was awesome!

[bobhopegolfer]

Coldcut

[MovieMaker5087]

I wish it was this easy and painless to shave in real life.

[nukeforyou]

Why do trees not grow back? are we salting the land?

[mainefish]

@nukeforyou

They do grow back if harvested sustainably. In many cases, clearcutting and slash and burn farming techniques strip the land, which leads to erosion, etc. and soon you just have barren land. I have no problem with responsible Timber farming.

[Ducksbyday]

@mainefish Thats funny because it was the tree huggers of the 70s and 80 that caused most of our logging to be outsourced to other countries you dont use sustainability as their business model, only "slash and burn and make way for the cows". logging in the US is down to 1% of what it was, in a country where when we cut one down, we planted another. is there anything we can do about them knocking down the rainforest in chile? nope. bring back logging to the US. CREATE JOBS.

[VoteForClaudio]

@mainefish SCIENCE FTW

[ajnode]

@mainefish

The sandy deserts of this world were not always deserts.

[sirsambob]

@mainefish 2,000 + year old trees cannot be "sustainably harvested" no matter how they are harvested. Here around my home the great nation destroyed 95% of them, and the establishment is only beginning to understand what the difference is between a 100 year old tree and a 2000 year old tree; WATER.

[boringjuice]

@mainefish erosion, etc.? I can't believe people gave this thumbs up as though it was educational. Stripping fallen tree's and brush from forests means there's nothing left behind to break down and enrich the soil. 'Erosion, etc.' has nothing to do with it.

[Yakriiii]

@mainefish And soil takes 300-3000 years to regenerate!

College is fun.

[1upformario]

@mainefish this is a very poignant and educated response. I just graduated with a degree in forestry (not that it means i know everything) and i can vouch that this is a true statement.

[Core94]

@nukeforyou you didnt hear about the use of agent orange to clear rainforest in south america?

[xeperhurf]

@nukeforyou really easy way to test that. Check soil for salinity.

It's not quite that simple... you see when you clear an entire area of trees, you don't simply remove the trees then let them grow back. You remove homes, habitats, other flora and fauna. when they lose their homes, homes that have existed their entire lives, they don't simply relocate and wait for their homes to grow back. The plants and animals that sustained are gone, long before the trees return.

[marijuanafrog]

@nukeforyou actually in some cases yes

[skateboarderlucc]

@nukeforyou The tragedy of the commons bro

[mychokehold]

@nukeforyou pay attention in school. thanks.

[xeijix]

@nukeforyou

Also a lot of our agricultural and industrial practices increase the salinity of fresh water. There are no cheap solution to remove salt from water, so we're slowly salting the land.

[jeolmmum]

@nukeforyou

are you retarded?

[SpazMelonProductions]

@jeolmmum

Are you retarded for not realising that is an actual serious reasonable question?

[Kleineman15]

*Cuts of the beard to the fullest end*

Oops forgot to make the final scene...

Nice video btw! I like it :)

[andrewcurtis17]

You look like a Dwarf from WoW.

[nicholasjasa]

You look like Ben Gibbard.

[11234231423423]

crazy awesome!

[angrygreek1985]

What just happened

[jfnuyen]

You look rather nice with the beard. Almost like Charlie Manson in his early days. lol

[Sconcio]

Fantastic!!!!!!!!

[ottoelperro]

Great vid. Great message; very original. Great beard. Kudos.

[hahahaspam]

lol there are more trees in America now than there were 100 years ago.

[Bastiest]

Looks much better with a beard.

[Graydonpow]

I hope you finished the job and buzzed off the rest of your hair! Now, a full beard with a buzzcut--THAT would look awesome!!

[NightmareSteve]

Well wait a minute, I just checked again and I think you look like Charles Manson in general. Oo ...is it you Charlie?

[NightmareSteve]

Dude, you kinda looked like Charles Manson with that beard!

[drofferni]

SIMPLESMENTE GENIAL!! E a mensagem no final do video é muito boa!

[kissmabass]

nice cool man

[LegoStarWars4815]

I clicked on the vid. not knowing what it was. It starts, I'm like "WHOA! Awesome beard!" And then I'm like "Wait, what's he doing?" Then you start to pull and cut your hair off! And I'm like "NOOOOOOOO!" But then you sneeze and it's all back.

Happy ending.

Great vid.

[mainefish]

@LegoStarWars4815 Thanks! Great comment! You'll be happy to hear its nearly back to full strength... there might be a new Beard-o-mation coming soon!

[aMiller6790]

a man that truly sees life at 1/24th of a second at a time. :P

[aMiller6790]

7 people can't grow beards

[barahona125]

That was NUTS, I appreciate the very creative use of your impressive follicles!

[ec123456789able]

Great Message about Global warming and deforestation too ^_^

[ec123456789able]

Awesome video, i wish i had facial hair as thick as yours ^_^

[InHumanForm555]

Video was done in a very Jan Svankmajer way, nice!

[mainefish]

@InHumanForm555

Thanks! That's quite the compliment!

[catman63879]

dude that was cool as shit!! love the stop motion!!

[ImmortalDestructor]

Why is there a dislike button for this video?

[Pader6789]

wow cool stop motion!!

[Bardock772]

also, you remind me of evan dando from the lemon heads

[Bardock772]

how old were you before you could grow such an epic beard?!

[mainefish]

@Bardock772

I had a pretty full one for my high school graduation...

[gedking8871]

Great beard and vid

[ryanxjohnson]

Beards are great!

[ryanxjohnson]

Beards are great!

[gashloog]

awesome

[kimmosaatana]

13 and a half month beard? you sir may have Sasquatches in your gene pool ;]

[convoswithcleverbot]

You look so much like Charles Manson in the beginning . I thought I was watching him for a few seconds.

[gabrielsalu]

ZACARIAS wins!!

[chocmilkshake24]

haha i like the sneeze concept :D you're surprisingly cute with a beard!

[SuperRMTV]

Co za asy…….

[irvykinneas]

awesome

[MrWework]

i really appreciate you vid ! i really like the idea and the message is complete clear... good job =)

[comedytracker]

ROFL retard.

WTF are you going to do with those resources? Just let them sit in the earth? Yes? Well now that's stupid.

[OscarApollo]

@comedytracker It's sort of like keeping chocolate in a cupboard and eating tiny pieces every day over the period of a month, as opposed to gobbling it all up at once. Yeah, it might be nice to eat it quickly, but then you don't have any chocolate. D: Better save it so you have it when you need it.

[comedytracker]

@OscarApollo lolwut?

I don't want to be mean but seriously... you can grow the ingredients for chocolate much faster than that.

Also, the trees we use actually grow pretty fast...

[woodsprout]

@comedytracker "retard" you say? I found that people that use the " tard " words are lacking in maturity. Lemme go check... ...OK, I see you are 22 y.o. Lucky for you there is still time for you to grow up. When I was 22, and even 15, I never found saying "retard" felt intelligent. Do you?

[comedytracker]

@woodsprout oh snap. You got me there buddy. Why the personal attack? Simple, you are unable to generate a rebuttal to my statement.

a) The wood we consume is grown specifically for that purpose.

b) That wood grows very fast.

c) That we can grow more plants than we can eat. There is no need to avoid eating or not eating because storing it would be worse than eating it fresh.

d) The resources in the earth are never used by anything other than humans.

[srutututek]

You look like Gannicus from "Gods of the arena" show ;)

[artekgo95]

polish ?

[sledz9]

kinda Charlie Manson

[VideoJunkieification]

Really does make the point about conserving our natural resources. Great set of whiskers too.

[OscarApollo]

... Jesus?

[koraa1]

VIKING!

[pornolover666666]

glad you shaved it, you looked like a total beardo-metal hipster bro

[UsagiVeg]

I´m scared to sneeze now...

[theoneknot]

Why the anti-lumberjack video!? He's a Lumberjack and he's OOOOK!

[JoeyBlue01]

Glad it's growing back

[afishlikeme]

brilliant!

[ianislavus]

BRAVOOOO, this is funny, smart AND useful! :)

[hcoll]

That is some epic hair.

[bygbaby]

Love it!

[wundis]

@bygbaby the hair?

[MisterFinnigan]

I'm not gonna lie, you look a LOT younger with a beard that long.

[rsmagedark39]

@MisterFinnigan That's what I thought too when I saw the video haha lol :P