Chicken In A Can

[HippieEhMey]

I feel out of breath just watching this.

[yeeunit]

You stop and think that you just might have a problem?

[CharlieTVS]

at 5:40 I put my hands up and backed my head away from the screen

[randomwithme2]

THATS SO NASTY

[envoy3]

someone is probably masturbating to this.

[griffonstink]

@envoy3 i am. there is cum everywhere.

[3brv]

This is horrible, stop doing this to yourself. And tell your fucking mom or whoever that is to stop encouraging you. You're going to die if you keep this up, please get on a diet plan.

[biggiemeech]

il give you 10 bucks to shove a chicken in your ass. you might as well accept the challenge you eat fucked up shit to get a laugh out of people

[LomeliKid09]

Holy fuck! Mothafucka, you big as hell! Call a doc bro

[fyadcorp]

Watching this gave me a huge boner I had to rub one out

[MrNuclearArmageddon]

OMG!! Hope he lives....

[EliteGhost001]

@MrNuclearArmageddon

hope he doesn't..

[nolanisaginger]

he got out of breath opening the damn can.......

[hwl1997]

aesthetic

[xSqueakyPeachx]

This is fucking disgusting. This is not something that you should do for humor, it is sad and you need help.

[MrRileythekid]

ena gordo gate

[UnderwhelmingPlywood]

"HEY GUYS! LOOK AT WHAT A FAT, DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT I AM!" Stop it. It's not funny. You're just going to die young.

[SmellsLikeNothing]

What size bedsheet do you wear?

[MrThomasgu]

ur amazing that was truly a challenge of epic proportions

[calizbadboy]

@ C4 I totally agree with you.

I saw the pizza roll clip he made and it makes me laugh. Yeah we know he's big kid but if it makes him happy then just let him be.

[Prnnce]

MONDOFAT

[askforbattletoads]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[gotshroomz]

This guy is going to die if he continues all of this.

[c4r1s66]

do any of you dickwads actually think he doesn't know how big he is? every movement would be difficult. paying him out or saying he will die only would only make it worse and all you gain is a little separation from something you despise to prevent yourself from putting on a couple pounds.

[timsinthegame]

@c4r1s66 That's not even the point of those comments. This is a medical catastrophe, and no one would be saying shit, in fact they would be laughing and saying terrible shit. You don't have to sugar coat everything to make a point and it's obvious people like @Neppy101 and @twigg52 in the top comments are concerned. I am too; I don't know this guy, and this is the first video I watched of him, and I feel like a lesser human being just letting him do this to himself.

[c4r1s66]

@timsinthegame You missed the point entirely, even if it's not insulting you shouldn't say something so obvious. It's like telling a chain smoker it's bad for them, all you do is make someone fell shitty about themself and give yourself some warped egotistical sense that you actually have the ability to help them.

[yungbillz92]

i hope u get paid to eat that shit

[onefield988]

fat fuck

[970357ers]

Colon cancer in a can...

[5p3K15B345T]

1 is enough but 3 seriously!!!

[draconic33]

Try sleeping at night knowing that somewhere, somehow someone is masturbating furiously at this video.

[envoy3]

@draconic33 There is no god...

[Darcie23Louise]

i am seriously scared for this guys health....

[SlyDepth]

Never in my life have i seen or even heard of a chicken in a can, it looks disgusting man. How can you eat that shit?

[TheDevilsDemon666]

now im hungry for some chicken in a can! no really i actually am

[41494will]

i wish i could get almost 200,000 views for eating chicken.

[Scamdal]

@41494will Eat 200,000 chickens and maybe you will.

[amber9921]

(-__-) he needs to put some hot sauce on that! I wouldve eaten it if it had hot sauce on it.

[juggernaut0701]

at least hes drinking water and not the broth.

[rmz450ize]

dude i cant even eat half of a chicken man your a crazy!

[nealcollins2006]

scherscke I also enjoy that particular part of the video

[Scherzke]

I like the part where he is eating the chicken.

[YANKSCAST]

This kid is what the US uses to bring people here... "We have such good food here this man can't get enough!!!!!"

[DarkGrimsley]

i like how he stopped using a fork and just used his hands

[Maiden4eva1995]

your bigger than your kitchen

[TheMetal802]

I feel really bad for this guy....

[EoN604]

Fuck me! that is fucking horrifying.. Just fucken terrible.

[thewebinator]

I think three of me could fit inside you one of you. That is a bad thing, if you weren't aware. Next challenge: walk on a treadmill for over 10 minutes.

[msrbc]

Dude, CALL A DOCTOR!

[DejectedPanda]

chicken in a can. for people who just don't give a fuck what goes in their bodies.

[Cryeck]

Omg stop eatting, ur gonna die. Watch Fork over Knifes. this helped me eat a lot healthier

[Desaryth]

........well there goes my appetite.....

[fRatzenkOpf1990]

oh my god this is so discusting

[Jugler4]

i love how this guy thinks its an honor to be on Tosh.0.... dude all Tosh does on his show is make fun of fucking idiots on the internet, its not a privilege, you just got made fun of on TV. CONGRATS.

[NarutoDipShit]

@Jugler4

Agreed this guy is a tool and so is that tosh dude.

[zachary5989]

Your cool fatty

[DouLou]

It's like watching Jabba the Hut gorge on a baby foetus. Truly disgusting.

[stevz0r]

I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack watching this.

[david00012]

your friend is a horrible influence... instead of saying " wait dude that waaaaay tooo much to eat you could die" he fucking grabs the camera and records him and doesnt say anything...

[happosai27]

still better than these beheading videos from iraq ^^

[jb60135]

He's not gonna die. He'll just get a food virus.

[KingSavs412]

What next Cow in a Can seriously u can get a chicken pre-roasted from the meat section.

[satellitescott]

I feel sick

[MsPootyTangy]

I just want to punch my computer screen.



[xPAWNSTAR]

Is this Darth Vader

[GoMLism]

I feel like i'm watching a live suicide.

[countdownclockdown]

oh my god its like watching a train wreck



[MrFrikistv]

stupid

[butteryfistful]

My jacking off sounds like your eating.

[nomorenigsplease]

Reese: That thing is a beast that will eat anything! it can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with, it doesn't feel fulliness or satisfaction or hunger strikes! and it absolutely will not stop! EVER! until you're eaten!

[twigg52]

Hey buddy, stop eating horrible things for attention. There are delicious and healthy things out there that don't make you feel rotten. Not funny, not cool, just concerning. It hurts just listening to you struggle breathing.

[rambone5]

BigMastadon has run out of fucks to give.

[smurfieboo]

Listening to you breathe is freaking out my heart

[mogotecoyote]

Wow, his breathing is so labored and OMG he's eating a second one...damn you Reddit!

[TheHotFalafel]

can you eat a wafer thin mint?

[NYSportsfan87]

I'm actually surprised he's drinking water. I expected a massive thing of coke or something

[helenhoule]

Please, I beg you! Lose some weight!

[Chewy2nd]

Is that.....uncooked chicken?

[Arsonfly]

Pretty sure if he only drank water and ate chicken, and maybe worked out a little, he wouldn't weigh as much.

[OddClan]

R.I.P. guy in video.

[TheSherwin2261]

reddit you disgust me

[sharparrowhead]

why

[chrizzly88]

Everything about this video is so disgusting ....

[countryshmountry]

Chicken in a can? that's fucking gross

[daubman85]

Food is this kids heroin. Chicken in a can....thats the crack

[rigochu]

Don't do it! stop eating that shit bro!

[Neppy101]

This is fucking terrifying to watch, I feel like the guy is gonna keel over from a heart attack any minute... I'm not one to diss people for being overweight but this guy isn't overweight, he's OBESE AS OBESE GETS. He is going to DIE unless he changes his lifestyle...

[LordLegless]

@Neppy101 Word on the street is he did. Change his lifestyle, that is.

[jinpayne]

@Neppy101 He did change his lifestyles, he wants to go on the Biggest Loser.

[101mathsucks]

@Neppy101 He's been working on losing weight for a while now...

[metallimanlt]

fat as fat ass

[HawkDogz]

fatfuck

[sshawnn808]

What the hell? I'm at 34 seconds and still no video.

[ilikecheeseandvideos]

chicken in a can... goes well with rag on a stick

[LeviathanAU]

Sounds like Zach Galifinakis.

[dushiemcbag]

wow dude, you may wana look at dropping a few pounds man, or you will be in ya grave in a few short years

[DjJimmypoppins]

soo... he is okay with living like that?

[XenoChrist1]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

[XxXHammerOfDawn]

shouldn't that have killed you? I mean like,whats the whole point of the oven? couldn't wait to start eating again?

[jaic0]

@XxXHammerOfDawn Its precooked. It doesn't need to be heated up.

[moblin123]

eats like a boss

[ORAKAR]

This is probably WAY better quality than the contents of McDonalds' chicken nuggets.

[PNI2]

MEANWHILE, IN AFRICA

[PerfectionIncarnate]

I have a feeling this guy doesn't take 30 minute walks each day.

[MilesBarnabyGilling]

shit human being

[ChristopherJon14]

Disgusting 

[MegaJskinner]

Man, all i can hear is that guy breathing....... imagine hearing him bone!

[SkISl0pE]

Why are you all making fun of this guy? At least he had the balls to make this video, idiots.

[halolamer]

@SkISl0pE on a public forum where he knew people would make fun of him

[Lumberjack12321]

And this is why I started losing weight this summer...

[Lollersize]

You know it's time to lose weight when you're out of breath from pouring water out of a can.

[bigrecexec]

@Lollersize hahaha so true

[HiOnLife14]

@Lollersize no hes out of breath because his weight is pushing against his lungs. he probably needs a machine to sleep with so he doesnt die overnight.

[Hookhandful]

I think the worst part for me was hearing him labor to breathe.

[nilleftw]

From the lowest sound known to man, to "HEY SOMETHING SOMETHING", for god's sake, BALANCE the audio level.

[DigitalIntrusion]

I don't know what's more disgusting. The chicken in a can or the bloater stuffin' his face.

[ACMusic01]

Excuse me while I go puke...

[Custom3DSMiis]

It's diabeto from family guy momma can I have cookie

[amiralaswad]

people are starving in africa and look at this fat fuck

[aimalfunction]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[454ffv]

hey its diabeto

[boboDaKilla]

so this is what happens when you venture too far into youtube?

[throwingthingsatu]

wait i thought wishbones were only in turkey o_o

[madmanlotar]

Really? Two chickens? Thought you were complaining about the first one's breast meat?

[madmanlotar]

where do they sell chicken in a can? What state do you live?

[Bossafro]

I can literally SMELL you through this.

[Kkoga987]

is that food

[bcjake02]

AT 10:17--the money shot...

[GzeroArchives]

This is the face of a man who just doesn't care anymore

-some random old comment

[caarm207]

SO SEXY

[jacobgarvey11]

dont insult the guy, he got on tosh.0 for christ sake. what have all you guys done?!!!

[AnnaDraconida]

That is beyond sad. Why is this person alive?

[scuroamplified]

A WILD SNORLAX APPEARED! THROW DISGUSTING FOODS AT IT!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

---this is extremely sad... why couldn't osama go suicide-bomb this person? ohhh, because one of his fat roles alone would cover the blow, so it'd be pointless...

[rminitials]

@scuroamplified

Wow... you suck with cracking jokes. FFS.

[goldensun38]

home style goodness!



[metzindustries]

pig!!!!!!!

[Remco32]

I'm disgusted

[beerman247]

I challenge you to loose 150lbs...

[stevesg92]

Kill it with fire!

[T3hTroll]

when you burped, I kinda told myself you're a dirty whore.

[TerraZet]

When is Episode 3 coming out?

[bust2007]

Nasty

[TheSickosicko]

amerifats, disgusting fucks

[bushwaa1]

chicken in a can? only in America...

[Charliesmommy89]

Why are you doing this to yourself??! Instead of wasting15 minutes of your life (that you will NEVER get back) why don't you go walk or ..... NOT eat!! My tax dollars are being wasted on this suicide in progress and you should be ASHAMED of yourself!!

[yovonne7]

People, we are watching a suicide in progress. Someone get this guy some help!  :(

[xIFreakzZ]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[Pixyassassin]

Disgusting, and the heavy breathing... creepy.

[DanDaMan619LK]

WTF IS THIS!!!!!!

[lmen1990]

Why are you doing this. You poor, poor man.

[dakota0030]

This was so hard to masturbate to.

[InfectedBeats]

i cant fap to this

[Norgesmann]

@InfectedBeats I find it difficult to fap to this..

[Primetime124]

Honestly man you need to change your fucking life. You need to go on a fucking diet and workout for once in your life,you are an embarrassment to mankind,your forearm is bigger than my gut!

[JHE1970FTW]

burn porky, burn

[Zafarium]

my favourite part were the perpetually crooked glasses wtf

[jeffessenn]

My favorite part is when he breathes heavily.

[DarkCybrid]

What's it like living just to eat?

[badassredskin]

That fat fucker probably goes through 20 of these a week.

[toothRus]

Never has a username been so apporiate

[toothRus]

I just threw up in my mouth.