Roseanne Labor Day Part 2 (of 3)

[clubpenguingurl777]

LOL "i came home for lunch and he told me her water heater broke "

lmfao

[clubpenguingurl777]

holy shit lololol

[kluna]

that damn fly!

[wingo0pandas]

1:03 ultimate ice breaker

[whiteassourcream16]

"Oh great, well then can you point us in the direction of the nearest manger?" hahaha

[Hannanball13]

"well I have a dull head ache... and shes about to spew forth a human from her loins..."

[karen1231985]

How's going into labor not an emergency?

[ozzygodisgod]

Damn that nurse

[ESinDetroiT]

DID ANY ONE C THAT FLY @7:12

[xena224]

laugh while you can old woman

[Bumblybee256]

Stirrups are an abomination. Active birth Jackie! Active birth!

[ScinLaeca358]

Haha...she goes "My beeper just went off, my liver's ready" and shoves that guy off the phone. That was great.

[TheWheelOfMoonCheese]

AHHhOHHH mama my epidural's wearing off. LOL

[sackgirl78]

i can't stand Bev

her old whiny squeky voice!

[bunny651]

Why would Jackie be getting free public medical if she owns her own business?

[voidpestering]

Jackie shares a small business with three other people in an economically depressed area. They own a greasy spoon, not a large enterprise. Many small business owners like these live hand-to-mouth! A couple episodes back Leon persuaded the other owners to open the restaurant for breakfast, buying health insurance was mentioned as a hope if business went well with the new hours.

[WhitneLynn]

gotta love marjorie lol

[sackgirl78]

Jackie is awesome : )

[KelseeKitty17]

i'm having one of those emergency births :DD

[StashaSLW]

Don't they have to take you if your in labor

[Lauryl99]

"I'm not having any pain, I had an epidural."

*poke,poke,poke*  XD

[LadyKeiroko]

lol 7:00-7:17 there is a fly bothering bev

[rbd43091]

if u look really carefully, on 7:08 a fly goes across the screen

[bunny651]

That's messed up that Roseanne didn't want Fred to be there.

[mlc2005]

God, Laurie Metcalf was so damn brilliant on this show. I see now why she won 3 emmys... one for this episode. She's so unique!

[CultOfKingsTV]

@mlc2005 Laurie Metcalf is a pig!!!

[katykat46]

Marjorie!!!

[MIKEPRESL]

Lol.Jackies moms sweater looks like the sofa blanket in Roseannes house.lol

[Ursula135]

it is XD

[MIKEPRESL]

whats xd?

[Ursula135]

its laughing -_-

[in2ennui]

'It will eat at me and eat at me until it destroys YOU!' haha.

And the manger comment was funny too...too good!!

[mooche306]

"Whats the problem?" Omfg dumb.

[kssmith20]

hahaha im from iowa

[thenambsaidxx]

lmfao

grandma says your babys gonna be a bastard

[bosst74]

hey this reminds me of a time when i was pregnant/

[TagaSeguchi]

you too? Everyone and their brother was there it seemed.

[lintxxxxx]

LOL MY LIVER'S READY!! HAHAHAHAA

[crpsaiyan]

"I WILL call Fred, just get in the chair, shut up, and keep your legs together!"

*lol*

[luckyboi1988]

"I dont want my kid being born next to a gunshot victim!"

Hahahahha

[emerlysue]

her water heater broke =] lol

[videogamerwrestler]

i got half way to her house b4 i understood wat he meant lmao

[technoturtle]

I'm having one of those emergency births!

haha

[college87]

Im not having any pain i had an epederal.

LMAO!!!!!!

[mercy1510]

there's a fly right infront of the camera at 7:13..swat it away :P

[madesh47]

what did she say 4:00-4:05

[ILoVeLuCyFaN84]

she said, "my beeper just went off. my liver's ready..."

[sol2767]

I fucking hate fred hes so rude

[ryken09]

county is dangerous we wouldn't even visit our own mother when we put her in there LOL

[HorrormovieQueen]

XD her water heater broke

[zanessaNzutara]

the only women that give birth fat are the big fat iowa women that dont even know they're pregnant in the first place lol

[meandogsarescary]

its gonna be born with rug burn...

[xo99cacutiexo99]

I liked roseanne for the first 5 season, then for me roseanne became so self absorbed, it was like if she wasnt they center of it all, she wasnt happy! its funny for a while but then it just gets old LOL... no offence to roseanne fans. i am one for seasons 1-5, just not after *s*

[warrickgirl37]

What's the problem?

Roseanne: Well, I have a dull headache and she's about to spew forth a human being from her loins. Oh, great then can you point us in the directions of the nearest manager. Rotfl!

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

Oh moma my epederal wearing off!!! LOL Jackie is one of the best characters in this show!!!

[brooklyn1070]

lol @ jackie this is sOOoOOoOO mad funny!

[bellachanel337]

ha ha ha when she stabbed her legs with the fork lmfao

[luvayam]

that was funny

[DixieDevil]

DJ:Grandma says your baby is gonna be a bastard."

LOL!

[arianaljc]

i think roseanne should be there not fredd he is so ignorant

[SweetShann01]

True but Fred was the father. Its good thing Roseanne was in there because He pass out lol

[Stimpy44]

did i just see a fly flying around. lol

[mylesspike119]

Bev: Of course you can, we don't call you Marjorie don't we?

Jackie: Why would you call me Marjorie?

Jackie: Because that used to be your name. Only Roseanne couldn't pronounce it, she kept calling you "My Jackie." We thought it was so cute, we all started calling you, "My Jackie." And after while, you just became Jackie.

Jackie: My name....used to be Marjorie.

..........

Jackie: Roseanne, did you know my name used to be Marjorie?

This is way too funny.

[LikeAcheeto]

my name... used to be marjerie.

that is just too funny.

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

Or was it MaryJane?