Oh, I hate it when people tool this up. Pirates should know better! Koala Bears Do not exist! Koalas do! Emu is pronounced Emu (ee-mew), not e-moo. Man I hate Americans sometimes.
This is one of the WORST rippoffs in the "Ask a ..." trend; really poor, bad and sad replica of the original. "Ask a Ninja" has reached popularity via good development of the character (it has evolved since their first videos) and spectacular sense of humor.
what can I say ?! "BORE-OKE!! LAME-OKE, I REALLY DON'T CARE-OKE!!" NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK-EOKE !!!! u can't act, no theme song, the script sucks. u suck, i hope Ninja replys to this, u gon get a shuriken up ur ass !!
... that was a sight to behold...!
operaghostit 1 year ago
...the stench of tuna is strong...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jwnorton 4 years ago
your a nut Very Good
ybonnie 4 years ago
Absolutely the best so far. This kicks ask a pirate's ass!
obliviousfafnir01 4 years ago
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cheep copy of ask a ninja...
ImperiousViking 4 years ago
ever notice his patch switches eyes frequently?
eataniguana 4 years ago
yeah i noticed it
bendizzler 4 years ago
This is by far my faorite one. I really hope this guy becomes as popular as Ask a Ninja. IMO, he's better.
Landlubber0918 4 years ago
Okay, the cat thing was AWSOME.
EVILB0B 5 years ago
BAHAHAHHAH!!!!
best one!
pirates rule!
1nj3ct10n 5 years ago
Oh, I hate it when people tool this up. Pirates should know better! Koala Bears Do not exist! Koalas do! Emu is pronounced Emu (ee-mew), not e-moo. Man I hate Americans sometimes.
TzakShrike 5 years ago
aye you be right, but its the pirate accent you be hearing matey, dont hate whole cultures...cept the ninjas...
piratezkickarse 4 years ago
Arrr ,,. Pirates Rule
TheRealScullion 5 years ago
look at the skeleton in the background it changes sides too they are just inverting the film
rockmuzikfreak 5 years ago
so?
all4pwn 5 years ago
pirates mew!
:P
loving this stuff XD
JellyThing88 5 years ago
Apeshit joke from Apeship! THAT was awesome!!
darkpirategirl 5 years ago
Omg the cat part was the funniest thing ever! xD
thoughtful1 5 years ago
Why does his eyepatch keep changing sides?
Glitch712 5 years ago
lol i guess cats r kinda like us ninjas... but dogs r better, especially ninja dogs, they bite and pee and can smell stuff
ninjaXusaco 5 years ago
aah... Sickflick AND Wookiebodoque copiesx+pastes their text... bigger idiots are hard to find :P
"We do not let the monkeys fire the cannon!" :D
Cordam 5 years ago
This is one of the WORST rippoffs in the "Ask a ..." trend; really poor, bad and sad replica of the original. "Ask a Ninja" has reached popularity via good development of the character (it has evolved since their first videos) and spectacular sense of humor.
wookiebodoque 5 years ago
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what can I say ?! "BORE-OKE!! LAME-OKE, I REALLY DON'T CARE-OKE!!" NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK-EOKE !!!! u can't act, no theme song, the script sucks. u suck, i hope Ninja replys to this, u gon get a shuriken up ur ass !!
SickFlick 5 years ago
Eeee! That was my question! -jumps up and down like a giddy school girl-
FreekOnALeesh 5 years ago
The cat part was too funny. Pirates Rule!
AussieFocus 5 years ago
Rock on!
VancouverDriver 5 years ago
The best one for now!
Pirates rules!
melekashiro 5 years ago
I did know one pirate who had an *emo* farm... he wasn't a very smart pirate.
Intentionally misheard, of course. Oh, and pirates rule!
coyotejoe 5 years ago
pirates rule!
nothingtosay 5 years ago