First Date

[berballadans]

he needs more iron in his diet, his blood is really thin

[jimjim8990]

They don't fool around when they say the first date is the most awkward.

[cirusMEDIA]

lol... soo; thats how its done?!

[superemoboyz]

haha dude you are a great actor i love you guys have a show now, i've been a huge fan of you guys fro the last 4 years and you did great in hobo with a shotgun!

[KevinHilt]

Was there a second date?

[xSEARSxX13]

I thought I could eat rice while watching this, now it's all over my keyboard ffs.

[marcusnicko]

haha i almost died at 0:31

[hyperacti]

This symbolizes the war on terror pretty well.

[GabinRevolution]

What..

[RedSkiesAwaitUs]

0:26 Stephen harper? 

[cook476]

lmfao wow 

[ChadsAcc]

And thats whats called a keeper.

[nate252]

was the stuff coming out of his mouth landing on the microphone?

[Abehl0X0Toshinota]

GOD My ex would've taken the knife away just to slit my throat for me!

[McGl0vin]

i laughed so hard on the milk part!

[mclovin911]

i'd do the same thing in his situation

[Lilacuno]

D-:



[11MHK]

wut

[maazipan]

WAHTS THE NAME OF THE SONG??????

[LetsArgueAboutThis]

@maazipan la vie en rose - louis armstrong

[TheYasamanM]

@maazipan "La Vie En Rose" - Louis Armstrong

[asparagusoffice]

Description: Just in time for Valentine's Day!

Uploaded Nov 16, 2008.

Good timing!

[johnjutras]

Loved the cherry kool-aid special effects

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

shoulda just ended it at 45 seconds. that shit was funny

[brokenseeker]

What you don't know is she has mind powers.

Terrrible mind powers.

[Airickk2021]

is he trying to melt her w his heat vison ?

[eckstudios]

aaaw mine was the same :)

[trickypants82]

Ah love :)

[demonkid83]

0:49 JIZZ IN MY MOUTH.

[XENOPST]

@vixx you sir are a new addition to my heroes.

[rockerhead247]

Now this is real romance.

[mootube6]

she looks like anthony from smosh.

[Demonlock54]

@mootube6 Totally

[DASBIGUN]

what is the song?

[TarkDaShark]

he has a neck that can spew cool-aid, awesome

[allennis4]

What?

[Unarmedarm]

ahhhh love, it all starts with a lovely death stare and ended by suicide ^_^

[antilive68100]

c'est pour ca...

[roger0m0hook]

necrophillia possibly anyone agree

[TBomb15]

I'm...I'm so confused!

[Minisazzerella]

what song is playing at the end ?

[Natterr]

@Minisazzerella La vie en rose, originally be Edith Piaf. I don't know who's singing it there.

[TheWestWind17]

@Minisazzerella La vie en rose-Louis Armstrong, its also playing during the entire video, not just the end

[angelmarine1292]

I lul'd.

[MrGoostoff]

I have a feeling that this isn't too far from what Scott's relationships are really like.

[jubcow]

When he started puking I couldn't stop laughing

[Laarx]

WHAT THE FUCK!? i admire the creator's imagination!

[antichain]

Does anyone know the name of the song?

[rockdockb52]

@antichain "La vie en Rose" this version is Louis Armstrong's, but many other artists have done renditions of it.

[OfCanada]

wat

[hime1991]

my friends and i made a pact to do this once on every first date we went on with a girl, the stare that is. got caught once haha..good times

[Censeo]

This is her story in court of what happened that day.

[XxaxX360]

Don't hide the body in the trunk, they always look there first!

[Mavi222]

1:09 blood jizz

[intencityfan]

she is. hands down. prettiest girl in halifax, this is greg, do you remeber me ?

[MoviesMadeFromHome]

this is his last first date

[MegaDeathKitties]

I don't get it, why the fuck did he slit his own throat

[MackJCM]

@MegaDeathKitties picnicface

[chicane2k]

i didnt understand any part of that video

[b00b00bs]

Real fucking funny, my brother cut his own throat on his first date.

Fuckers.

:D

[SliptoFlappy]

this guy is a true pimp.

[Audiofreund2]

what is that!?

[dablingking13]

what song was that?

[JiggityJohn]

@dablingking13 la vie en rose

[doggystylechick]

She should have gone for it.... dead guys have erections... rigor mortis. They can actually still ejaculate... bet u didn't know that, uh?

[mrmynx]

I laughed, I cried, it BECAME A PART OF ME!!!

[argoskyros]

Severe lols.

"It's not you, it's me"

[jumperlumpa]

o.o

ROFL

.....creepy

but cool XD

[shivfloyd]

wats the name of the song

[CreatureOfLegend]

The song is La Vie en Rose Written first written (lyrics) in French and performed by Edit Piaf

watch?v=rKgcKYTStMc

This clip features the english version performed by Louis Armstrong:

watch?v=8IJzYAda1wA

[androandro789]

ahahaha i pissed my self off omg ahahahaahah xddxdxdxd

[volopok]

wtf?

[Seveleniumus]

@cmilla646 I think you're watching family guy too much...

[hyperacti]

manifest destiny!

[amuro90]

ROFLCOPTER!

[cola4598]

dude shes hot:)

[scapegoat999]

got me good when he spewed lol

[TheAML16]

awkward.

[whatwouldgoddo2us]

my brain died a bit... needless to say I still laughed my ass off.

[mckinnabeth]

THE THE FUCK!

xDDDD

ahhaaha

[FlashCardProductions]

OH MY GOD!! He ruined a perfectly good shirt! XD

[Tehweh]

i think i've never; realy never laughed this hard in my life o.o

[wakenno9111]

What ever the music :P

She's have the cutest smile ever :O

[qraziiezZ]

aww hate seeing a nice white shirt ruined

ROFL

[MaxDembo77]

the original song is La vie en Rose by Edith Piaf

[NotYourFavoritRecord]

its by Louis Armstrong...not sure of the name

[Minisazzerella]

whats this song? :)

[MOWYWewan]

la vie en rose louis armstrong

[Iymonchy]

the music fits well with the plot

[MightyZaa]

first 45 seconds is totally an anger wank face

[horrorvictim]

Aww... the guy listens, that's so sweet

"stop looking at me like that"

closes his eyes...

[Desperate4Boobiz]

i havent laughed like that for a long time

[A7Xsnaff]

L

O

L

His face at 0:25!!!!!!!!

[Ilovefunnyshit]

good to see the kuleshove effect in use!

[alexgreemonious]

one of my favorites

[123killerbee]

how romantic...

[tehonearmedbandit]

this has kind of a david lynchy feeling to it.

[Jeffm312]

BLAM THATS AWESOME

[Znelli96]

LOL

[dabitchenmaster]

lol, thats vile

[orik0n]

That was odd

[Joeyprovencher]

stais Vrmt poche ....

[bignoscotia]

Roflol tht was awesome :)

[Lilitiikx3]

what the .... that musta been a freaky 1st date....

[everall23]

What the.... lol.

[nd4spd456]

Wut

[BlakeE450]

Hahaha! I love you're guys videos, please, keep it up!

@vietngo2468:

No duh he's using fake blood! lol

[maisieme123]

i get really fustrated at the girl but i dont know why

[vietngo2468]

this song is from ratatoullie and the guy used fakee blood

[emotionalparadox]

the song's not from ratatouille, it's in Wall-E,

it's called La Vie En Rose by Louis Armstrong

[PByronB]

whats thats songs name?

[maiaiaia]

la vie en rose.

edith piaf.

[AtomicExplosion95695]

She's got a tiny head.

[djomdog]

This is every psychos favorite comedy-drama....I know its mine...

[JPC009]

Damn, that turned out better than my first date..

[vixx]

Posted this on my ex-girlfriend's facebook wall with the following comment: "This was every date we ever had:"

[fireballinc]

U slit your throat on every date?

[vixx]

Felt like doing it haha

[D3N1L3]

+1 internets to you. You deserve it.

[DrMantecol]

@vixx HAha oh my god =P.

[thawmyballs]

@vixx oh my god, thats brilliant !!!

[rockerhead247]

@vixx Yes, you are awesome.

[Spenckem]

Was funny until he killed himself

[mark1138]

then it's hilarious!

[RAMD0M]

aaaahhhhhhhhh thats how my first date turned out=)

[jabdrummer]

me too except she was the one who died lol=)

[MyRabbitMilkshake]

He was in Baby Mama!!

[Hooblime]

he reminds me of dwight from the office with his creepy staring lmao. oooh dwight.

[Burnft]

Guys, if you want to find a song, use google.

Just type in as much of the lyrics as you can remember, and put in the word lyrics as well.

For this song, I input: when you press me to your heart I'm in a world apart lyrics

And I found the song title.

Paula Cole - La Vie En Rose

[Burnft]

DISREGARD THAT, THIS IS A REDO

I should've figured that by the artist's name.

The version we're hearing here is actually done by Louis Armstrong.

[DolphinArms]

whats the song called

[Bulletfan666]

um, lolwut?

[worstsoundsever]

So....is she a witch or something?

[MegaMike333]

lol helarius i think i spelt that rong

[OrionsOllon]

0:25-0:34 I LAUGH MY GUTS OUT EVERY TIME I SEE THIS!! xD

[monkfistlust]

she's an easy going positvie minded gal!

[TheHuntards]

Whats the song called in this video?

[ArtHouseQueen]

It's Louis Armstrong's rendition of "La Vie en Rose" originally sung by Edith Piaf.

[doppelgangerx4]

So I take it the date went well?

[peatoast]

im guessing it sure did go her way

[bkmami1223]

LMFAO

Sooo Random yet so true

[50smells]

hahahahhaaaaaaaaaah

[belle7rose]

hahaha I totally get it :P.

[Pandor25]

I think she control is mind and he try to resist >.>

[a123456789b]

i don't get it [1000000235345]

[guidojimenez83]

they missed WTF in the tags

[BootifulJoe]

I love his face. It's fucking hilarious. And then he makes the noises. Banal.

[Dimak666]

What the FUCK?!

[ajohal154]

this...

is the best thing on youtube

GENIUS

[cowsuspenders]

rofl. thats awesome.

[72ve17]

i dont get it - wtf

[Jennifaber]

i dont get it

[xfilesafro]

comon its simple, its parody, shes like hes making her beatiful eyes, but as you see its not really what hes doing..etc

[leracos]

Ok, that sucked. Lame.

[StephJayneV]

Is that supposed to be that "Makeoutwithmerightnow" face that some people make but its just creepy?

[MuffinTopIchigo]

WTF LAWL

[getupanddosomething]

that was SUCH a tim and eric sketch

[N1njaM1ke]

Hairy big boobs you say

[WelcometoPatRock]

What is the song toward the end?

Amazing video also :)

Random = Good

[parodizer]

Louis Armstrong. Not sure of the actual song title.

[odalthila]

La vie en rose

life in pink in english

[re4addict16]

yeah,its louie,and the song is called La Vie En Rose. i think...well,i know, but im not sure thats how its spelled. its on WALL-E though, so thats where i remember the title from.

[RobinSellin]

random...

[SWflashproductions]

lmfao that was really fuckin weird

[ayamfuckingdead]

i really love this.

[Williambert]

That was weird...

[dremelinskov]

Shut the fuck up you degenerate

[TipMyHookers]

"La Vie en rose."

[Dist0rtion]

lmao his dead open mouth face

[089855]

i like her hair better that way. :D

[Veehoda]

La vian rose I believe.

Spelling is prob off.

[numero420]

WHAT SONG IS THATTTTTTTT

i know it's louie armstrong

[JosephLVL100]

WAHTS THAT SONG ? 0:

[JobbaMoscha]

its getting funnier after every time i see it :@

[JobbaMoscha]

ROFL

[AnimeLovePrincess]

that poor guy...wait wat am i saying? hes a jerk for killing himself, lol

[jel1ybeans]

wtf..

[SynesthesicVision]

that was less then you normally put out..... I was left in confusion...

[Mouse1317]

lol XD love it!