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  • The SHIT you're looking for is GRAVITY....

  • Hahaha, R.I.P. Grandpa Asshole.

  • americans... Y U no study before talk about?

  • @drughello WY NUU LIEK NUW GAWD! loli'm an athiest just sayin' that's the best argument that america can come up with for god.

  • @wolfstar124 i say it about the guy talking. we got the pope, we usually hear cristians and atheist explain things much better. can't understand what you say in the first part, it's a joke isn't it? lol american creationists always make me laugh, it's crazy how their shit is taken seriously in usa. good luck!

  • None of d planets ever found r round. Earth is bulging at d equator and compressed at d poles, n yes it is due to it's rotation. N asteroids r nt like that because they don't rotate on their axis!!!

  • @may007ank

    None of the planets are perfect mathematical spheres. They are however round.

    Asteroids aren't like that because their low gravity is insufficient to overcome the structural support of their mountains and cause rockslides. Earth's is, and every so often as a mountain grows he sides of it where it has too little support break away and slide back down. Asteroids do rotate along their axes. Rotation reduces a planet's equatorial gravity and allows more ellipsoidal shapes.

  • The dude talking needs to understand why planets are round. Scientists will tell you it's something called "gravity".

    But that's just another unproven theory, designed to discredit faith. It's a hoax! The biggest of them all. There is no such thing as gravity, no proof. I'm flying away!

  • derp

  • Oh the stupidity... It hurts...

  • gravity

  • lol to the guy talking, not OP

    HAMMER HEADS HAVE BETTER OLFACTORY SENSES

    sorry, had to rage for a second there

  • Lol. A big piece of rock which exploded?

    Why is it creationists have such a hard time understanding the big bang?

    Singularity!

  • @scotlandloose But how can you say that you know that there is no prove? What constitutes proof? What constitutes a god? This is where the logic of atheists fails.

    You think that there is no proof because you don't see any. That's because you don't want to see any. You've already made up your mind, and your false logic is your way of justifying your preheld belief.

    Me, I see proof of god (not a bearded man) when flowers bloom, when love happens and the synergy of a good night. Open your mind!

  • @bballadante That's quite a bit of projection there, Tonto. We don't see proof because we don't want to see any? We've scientifically explained why flowers bloom, why we have such a concept as 'love' and I'm sure that whatever neuron-sputterings cause the "synergy of a good night" are pretty easily explained as well.

    Maybe you need god to explain how everything works, but we have this thing called the scientific method which helps us figure out how things actually happen.

  • @mrbobmanbob The very thought that concepts such as love, youtube or the synergy of a good night could come into existence out of a single, incredibly dense point is enough proof to me that there is some greater cosmic consciousness. Just because I believe that doesnt mean that I also dont believe that "love" rides on neurons, or that 1+1=2.

    And that the problem with you atheists. Its your addiction to only seeing mathematical and scientific proof that limits your ability to see all the proof.

  • @bballadante Concepts such as love, youtube, or the synergy of a good night came about as a result of human minds, which came about as a result of many billions of years of biological development, which came about as a result of natural biological and chemical factors (most likely) which came about as a result of... do I really need to go on? You can look all of this up yourself.

    TL;DR the singularity didn't make those concepts. You did.

  • @mrbobmanbob Let me chew the idea for you. In your arrogant belief that you smarter than most of us god fearing imbeciles, you have relied too heavily on the left side of your brain, abandoning any right sided understanding. The result is that you can only see everything in steps rather than seeing the whole idea of something.

    The idea that out of the singularity, billions of years later, I am typing on my laptop to you is enough proof of a cosmic purpose, even to the simplest of minds.

  • @bballadante We didn't take advantage of our logical and introspective brains to ultimately not use them. However, I'll entertain your concept only long enough to say that the chances of something like that happening by chance, if you want to call it random chance, are irrelevant. It has happened, and there doesn't need to be a purpose.

    We're two sadsacks arguing theology over the internet. There is no grand purpose. Wake up, dimbulb.

  • @mrbobmanbob If you seriously believe that the entire human experience, that history, the evolution of bacteria into highly intelligent humans, love, loss, the mundane magazines and the deepest contemplations mean nothing and that we exist only out of some cosmic chance to live and die on a small rocky planet the perfect distance from the star it orbits, you are only cheating yourself out of a meaningful life.

    Its you who needs to wake up from your delusions of complete understanding.

  • @bballadante My life is pretty meaningful, even in spite of accepting what we have found through science to be reality. "Highly intelligent" humans by what standard? We don't have any standards to base intelligence on but our own, which are flawed and subjective to begin with. It seems like you're the one who needs to wake up from your delusion, since you've got this childlike devotion to assigning meaning where there isn't and needn't be any.

  • @bballadante Religion is only a deception to make your seemingly empty lives seem meaningful.

  • @mrbobmanbob Wow you are retarded. Start reading the bible. even scientists see that evolution is only a theory not a fact.

  • @FierceChickenHG Good job having no idea what a 'theory' is in respects to science.

  • @mrbobmanbob Obviously you don't know what a theory is, let me enlighten you. A theory is a hypothesis created by somebody's view of how something happened or how something works and not at all synonymous with fact until proven by scientific expeirmentation. If proven to be true it is then stated as a law not a theory. Now don't embarrass yourself any further, I happen to know what I'm talking about.

  • Atheists are retarded. They assume that there is no god, the exact same thing that religious people do (but the other way around).

    The fact is, we don't know if there is a god. We don't know what defines a god, either. We don't know if we are part of some collective consciousness that could be considered god, either. So atheists, shut up. You aren't as intelligent as you think you are.

  • i dont know if i should lol at this or facepalm.

  • Oh my GOD!!! Holy shit!!!! Dude this is the best I have seen! Sue Preeeeeem! I am going out to worship something for the 1st time in 25 years! I don't give a shit what but i am worshiping something! Thanks for the laugh.

  • this guy is retarded

  • So basically believe what your parents taught you, so long as it credits a deity to the existence of the universe. That's why evolution is wrong.

  • TIME IS ARE DOES NOT MAKE CHANGE!!!1! ONLY MY OWNE TRUE GOD MAKS TEH CHANGE!!!one!!

    I cannot believe these people are so idiotic. It's not that they cannot understand; they REFUSE to.

  • COMPLETE IDIOT!! Study physics, astronomy, and GRAVITY and then make a video dude... Review the science and learn something... LMAO!!

  • just. wow.

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    Gravity, dumb ass.

  • What a dope. 

  • This guys mother & father are brother and sister.what a fucking idiot!!!

  • your arguments lack respect. atheists should not be disrepectful to any religious person and neither should you. didnt Jesus teach to love thy enemy? turn the other cheek? also i agree with you that we dont know the workings or reasons for a lot of things but this does not mean that god is the answer. hopefully the answer will come to us humans one day but for now we will have to accept that we JUST DONT KNOW.

  • 1. the world is not perfectly round

    2. gravity sucks the ground and atmosphere in and makes it circular-ish

    3. its spelt evolution

    :)

  • this guy is funny but true

  • check out kent hovind 100 reasons why evolution is stupid

  • @pinball281 Yea, he is such a role model of a moral person....

  • WHAT AN IDIOT!!!

  • Pirated Logic should be arrested for posting videos under the influence of illegal amounts of stupidity.

  • roflcopter!!! XD

    Stone Commander makes me both want to laugh and bang my head against my keyboard at the same time...

  • the world is not round..just round-ish.

  • My mind is blown by the shear amount of ignorance presented.

  • ha ha - this is the worst argument against evolution ever.

    it annoys me that theists can take the piss out of atheists, but it's socially unacceptable for me to question a muslim or christian's beliefs.

    i can't wait for another 20 or 30 years, when having a religious belief is a on a par with smoking - oh you feel like having a prayer do you? well fuck off outside in the cold and do it

  • LOL, that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! However, God did create the universe, and you. :)

  • The guy in this video is right. I don't know nothing... including proper grammar.

  • Alright right, guys. This video is making fun of the douche bag talking. Stop fucking with the video's creator.

  • Damn you might be on to something here. You had good questions and arguments good job man.

  • lol. This guy needs to L2 Gravity.

  • Wow, The Earth is not round.

  • WOW! What a crazy bastard! lolz =p

  • @B2dmfG it isn't round, it's an oblate spheroid :P

  • gravity.....

  • evolution is not meant to explain cosmic events, and the formation of round planets is due to gravity compressing and clustering material together into spheres.

  • KING TROLL.

  • I'm Christian and all, but damn, this made me fucking laugh!!!!!

  • gravity and orbit cause shape and belief a system is learned … so it's all a matter of what you heard when you where exposed to information … and the slant of the teacher … hope the best for you, the more you open up the more you may learn …

  • At first watching this I was thinking this is the dumbest argument ever, then I realized it's supposed to be. I wonder if the person doing the voice was serious.

  • @seasnoboarder It's getting so that Poe's Law could almost make your brain seize up like a PC with the blue screen of death, ain't it?

  • Of course, the Earth is not round...

  • Yes, We're better than our parents. We are better than our ancestors. That's what evolving is.

  • Wow, that is some powerful stupid. This guy has not evolved far beyond the slug.

  • Dam...Thats some powerful stupid

  • The guy who's talking is the mos idiotic ever. it almost look like our president in México.

  • i cannot stop it!!!!! i just have to laugh!!!! - great job mate for poting the video, was really entertaining :)

  • Wow, new depths of stupidity are still reached even beyond what one can comprehend possible...

  • It hurts me to know that me and this guy share the same planet....

  • Also, the world isn't perfectly round. The poles are flatter.

  • The Big Bang wasn't an explosion. It was the instantaneous expansion of an infinitely small and infinitely massive object. Also, planets are round because they rotate. Things that rotate naturally turn into balls over time. It's called physics.

  • oh no.. i think he is drunk or drugged.. dont worry about it eh.. he'll get over it..

  • Comets aren't round? >_>

  • Wow!!!

  • MAGNETS? HOW DO THEY WORK?!?

  • It sounds like this guy is toking the whole video

  • this makes my brain want to barf

  • youtube the one place people who know nothing can argue about things trying to sound smart

  • Nobody can explain why planets are round? Doesn't gravity do it?

    heheh he's as dumb as the time cube guy.

  • And then he realised it was meant to be retarded...

  • @TheJomo You can't just believe in something, its a state of mind. Personally, I like to take responsibility for my own life rather than muttering into the air :/

  • Is*

  • Yes, gravity. And the big bang didn't start from a rock XD

    Memories don't pass over from generations

    Sounds like an angry god-person who doesn't know what he us on about. Read !

  • To quote desertphile: GRAVITY!!!!!!!!!!

  • my brain is mmmmeeeeeeeeellllllllllllltttt­ttiiiinnggggg.

  • look at it this way, atheists, what is so logical about not believing in something that could bring you paradise. What is the gain from not believing in God? There is none. It is more logical to risk escaping the prison than dying in the electric chair. Would you rather have a chance at paradise than no chance at all? Tell me what is more logical:Believing in God and having a chance at entering heaven or being an atheist and having 0% chance of reaching heaven.

  • @TheJomo12 why i would believe in something that doesn't exist duh

  • @TheJomo12 You're arguing that atheists should adopt some kind of faith just in case a God exists. If your sole reason for accepting a God is to gain access into some paradise (clouds and pearly gates I assume), I doubt that an all-knowing God would grant you access to this paradise. What you're suggesting is to blindly believe rather than look at the evidence laid out before you. I understand the hope for more after life but I suggest investigating it yourself.

  • @MantisTobboganMD put it this way,we put it front of you,gave ya the chance to learn why?maybe cause were lost?we are broke or prison and need something?wrong ive everything i ever wanted im happy,i did it cause i know how real God is??but thats not my point,when the day does come,you die and you see all that has been tried to be explained to you,is true??its to late,thers no turning back,you cant say well i didnt know?you have a chance your turning your back,remember then hell is forever suffer

  • @knight1768 I have no idea what you just said. I feel dumber having read that.

  • @MantisTobboganMD you know GOD said the beginnig of wisdom is the fear of GOD,,,SO in the beginning a person may just have a fear,,,if it brings them to the truth they are better off for it,,,personally I dont want to love Jesus just bc I fear him,,,thats like kissing up or something,,,but once you study the Bible you begin to understand the natur of GOD then you realize Yahweh is hard core

  • @candiceevans1 ...Please tell me English is about your fourteenth language or something.

  • @TheJomo12 How crass...you sound like a used car huckster. Question: Isn't your omniscient god wise to Pascal's wager by now? Isn't your god going to be angry at you and burn you in your hell, if you try to trick him like that? He'll know that you really don't love him, and he'll burn you forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and .....

  • hahahahahah what an idiot hahaha

  • I think the pot leaf animation explains all of his arguments. Very Funny too. Great vid.

  • oh wait i think i didnt read the desc sorry

  • go to school and learn something true man

  • Well you can either accept your that dumb you cannot fathom science or you can believe that god was sitting around are decided that he'll play with dirt and made round planets like that in his gigantic hands. Yeah people are more knowledgable these days due to science and it unravels earths mysteries. My grandfather /ancestors can be excused for not being knowledgable but you there is no excuse you have material at your disposable, honestly read a book... and no picture books don't count.

  • that made me lol so much

  • Bwahahaha!  Most moronic creationist, ever! Thanks for the vid, PiratedLogic - really funny.

  • is this a joke?

  • 3:50 with the moon the white space inside of it is totally a boob amirite?

  • STONEDCOMMANDER for prime minister!!! or president! seriously, is he a troller or REALLY that dumb??

  • @terryperring104 He really is that stupid, though from his name, he may have used, shall we say, "chemical methods" to achieve his present state.

  • first off theres no point in discussing with a person who says they believe because theres no way to disprove god so its pointless. And it reminds me of two scriptures. Dont make images of worship, and dont throw your pearls before swine. My friends who use rationality do not throw your pearls before swine lest they turn around and rip us open! haha

  • actually though crows in my town drop nuts in front of car wheels so they can eat walnuts. Raccoons turn over garbage cans because they know theres food in it nad they know to avoid cars and people. Animals do evolve with their intelligence. Plus if god exists doesnt evolution and physics make him that more grand?

  • actually though the atoms are round ahah

  • Curiosity...I wonder what happens if some one tried to explain to him that rotational compression causes the earth to be not truly round (it bulges [a little] at the equator). Eh, I don't know. Maybe I am feeding into the guys point. I can't help but laugh, and yet I would rather bring people in and educate them. Derision will not help with that...no matter how much self restraint it takes sometimes.

  • When has the Big Bang ever stated that a "rock" exploded?

  • maybe you should do more research before you make unqualified conclusions such as these. recently scientists have recreated a very small scale of the bing bang in a lab. not to be contradictory, but since we're speaking in terms of logic here: we know that consciousness is 100% based and dependent on the physical structure of the brain. In short, we know that consciousness cannot exist before the material world did and thus a conscious being could not have created the material world.

  • Gravity.. mystery solved.. besides, not to be an ass, but earth is not round.. more like an egg form.. slightly..

    For some reason I would not be surprised if there would be a square like planet..

  • To be fair you don't have to be an atheist to think like one, it just that the religious are limited to certain things, but we do have free will

  • actually 1st generation athiests r the ones who r better, cause they are the ones that have to come through the rabbit hole. they, and as for planets being perfectly round, u ever seen a hill or a mountain? if the round was perfectly round we would all be submerged under water. and as for ppl being rude to u. its rule of thumb that some ppl r goin troll u, but the chance of being insult increases if u say something daft. =p =]

  • lol i love how he keeps posing these tough questions and then answering them himself sarcastically "oh, because it takes tiiiiiime?" "uh yeah.."

  • Perfect explanation. I don't know why the world is round so therefore it must be god. End of Discussion, lol. Fucking Perfect.

  • @CapitalG777 got any better explanations moron? if not then put a sock in it.

  • As for the end: My parents are not religious, and you're damn right I'm better than them.

  • One word...GRAVITY

    

  • This dude is a fucking idiot. Even if you gave him proof, he would just ignore it and claim, "God did it!!" But then I would ask him the same thing he keeps asking. "How did God do it? How did he make it happen that way? Oh. You dont know? That must mean you're wrong". Fuckin moron...

  • dont bring islam into this video in islam we believe that Allah made the big bang.

  • This is really how stupid these people are...

  • who ever this is talking is a fucking clown who has never read a basic science book by the sound it,this is the dumbest thing i have ever heard, the big bang was a rock that explodes!!!?? please! then again if this is how faith heads think then wow

  • FSM FTW!!!

  • gravity makes planets round! xD Retard!

  • who says believing in evolution makes you an atheist? Why can't god create everything through evolution? He can do whatever he wants including let things change, grow and evolve. But to answer that question, Gravity is evenly equal on all sides, like you know the planets core, so regardless of the shape of the planet, if it is large enough to have an atmostphere that atmosphere will always be round. Like earth, like jupiter "which is mostly gas"

  • ANGULAR FUCKING MOMENTUM DICKHEAD. Plus the earth isn't perfectly round...

  • It's a joke. It's a joke. It has to be a joke...*rocks back and forth*

  • no one ever claimed the earth was perfectly round. For that to happen it would have to be flat as well (MOUNTAINS AND OCEANS)

  • I facepalmed. This guy must be a fake.

  • I've never seen such self-pwnge at this level:)

  • planets need to be greater than a certain mass make them round, that is why asteriods do not become rounded. A sphere is the most stable state, and the planet will tend towards this by various different mechanisms over time.

  • Why are planets round? Gravity...

    Oh wait, gravity is just another theory :)

  • Did you finish elementary school?

  • This guy obviously skipped science class

  • argument from ignorance - cant explain it with the puny little narrow minded brain of yours, so it must be magic! Great. Look up intellectual dishonesty!

  • Good bye cruel world, I cannot possibly belong to the same species as this guy

  • The animation is great and the argument was hilarious.

  • This is a parody right? "Why do deers keep jumping in front of cars?" Priceless!

  • In some scientific circles it is beleived that the universe is created and destroyed in a continuos cycle.

    The Big Bang, followed by the Big crunch (when the universe collapses into a black hole) followed by the Big Bang (possibly thrown out at he 'other end' of the black hole, if there is one,.)

    This, interestingly corrosponds with many religions that believe the universe is in a continuous cycle of birth,life,death and rebirth, I just thought it was an interesting mention. 

  • they arent perfectly round eg mountains. you honestly dont know anything about science do you. and we do belive in science

  • @7891ent  I think he is referring from space, viewing onto the planet. Hence it looks very very very round.

  • they arent perfectly round eg mountains

  • i think i know why the Earth is round because i didn't fail science in school :)

  • I think if I had a debate with this guy in person it might devolve into a fist fight.

  • @TheEmpiricalTruth I don't think a conversation with the speaker would give enough time to evolve into a debate.

  • i agree with the assertion that this argument is incredibly dumb!!!

  • planets shape -> gravity, rotation etc

    Hammerhead shark -> evolved to handle great pressure change while hunting for food

    Fish live on instinct, they take the bate, because it's food. Same is with mousetraps, rat poison etc. If someone put poison in your food and you die, it's not because you are stupid or un-evolved, it's because you got tricked.

  • Haha. This (the voice) has to be fake. I refuse to accept someone this dumb has the brain power to press/click the 'record' button on a voice recorder.

  • yes, you are a dumpass

  • because of gravity duh....

  • How can I take you seriously when you can't even spell evolution correctly. Pathetic.

  • @bagsmohess The poster, if I'm not mistaken, was making fun of a common creationist tactic of spelling evolution with the term "evil" in it, as an obvious implication. The poster mentioned several times he/she is not the speaker, and, based upon the proper use of grammar, I'd have to say that's probably true.

  • That argument was incredibly succinct and so powerfully convincing that I'm going to convert to Christianity immediately! I'm not even going to wait until Sunday, I'm going to stop at the first church I see on the way home and sign up!

  • I couldn't even make it to the end of the video

  • Hahaha, why are they round!!!!! OMG!!!! wow, this deserved a video for sure. Nice.

  • this guy is an advert for contraception

  • favorited

  • What an idiot this guy is! Beyond believe. Wow!

  • I cant find the original video. He must have deleted it. Can anyone send me a link?

  • Because of gravity you idiot ! 

  • Funny, those Hammerhead eyes are pointy, like your head. You know, the head God gave you. You dumb shit. Read a book gangsta! There is no God.

  • If parents isn't stupid then why do God keep replacing them with children?

  • hilarious animation!

  • Wow. Is this guy for real? I think he is actually an atheist trying to make believers look stupid by under-representing their inelegance... And this thing about first generation atheists… What about first generation non-racists, or first generation non-child abusers? Do we not have the right to be a bit better than those who raised us? Is this not in its self a form of evolution?

  • i don't know what makes the tornados? wind makes that. i don't know what makes wind? yeah i do, convection currents do. i don't know what makes convection currents? yeah, heat does. i don't know what makes heat? energy makes that. what makes energy? friction and chemical reactions. what makes that? mass. what makes mass. mass is indestructible, it's created by chemical compounds coming from electrons.

  • Why are the planets spherical?

    "Gravity bitch!"

  • earth is not perfectly round... -.-

  • @TheSilva55555 no but it's perfectly balanced...

  • Good animation.

    By the way, I believe the accepted argument for why planets are round is because of the massive gravity at the center of them - which is why smaller objects, like comets or even smaller planets, don't appear as spherical.

    Also, I wonder how anyone living on a planet with mountains on it can possibly think that planets are perfectly round?

    Well, it is clear this guy doesn't know what he's talking about, but still - the mountains are THERE. Even the bible admits mountains!

  • I thought this was supposed to be a joke at first, then I realized this willfully ignorant 'swipe was serious. Please, DO NOT PROCREATE YOU F&CKING PATHETIC UNEDUCATED IDIOT!

  • YT's suggestion vids solve every problem :P

  • 3:04 It's kinda amazing how that dude that actually said it is completely unaware,ignorant of, or chose to ignore the fact that evolutionists today agree that evolution is controlled by phenotypical traits determined by genotypical variations. Funny.

  • bcos planets come together from debris

    and as they collide this causes a great amount of heat and turns the planet molten

    and a sphere is the shape with the most surface area to volume

    comets aren't big enough to become spheres and weren't formed by high temperatures

    ok?

  • @Neeidea yea but there's no gravity in space. And how did gravity come from the piece of rock earth is to you? Like at the beginning?

  • @kbawesome101 I'm going to regret this. Everything that has mass has gravity. Gravity does travel through space. It's what holds the planets in orbit around the sun, the Moon in orbit around the Earth, even the sun in orbit around the galactic center. Everything on Earth is attracted to, say, the Sun and Moon as well, look to the tides, but we're much closer to the Earth so its gravity dominates.