Red Bull Church Confessional Commercial

[TheJymie10]

i love this video its funny

[sanfran123100]

16 people are single

[ECU7]

The reason I didn't understand this commercial was because they used different terms/euphemisms for certain words. Just say it straight up lol and maybe if they had made it more clear he was hunting for women at the beginning.

[Kaitlyn102798]

Priest is a G.

[Recon881]

Notice the priest named three gals, and the dude walked out and said he only had two new leads LMAO!

[lava172]

@Recon881 yeah i didnt get that...

[BassHeadsProduction]

Do you dumbasses really no understand this?

Loose women is a slang term for a loose vagina, because she sleeps around and stretches that shit out.

[and4money4]

i dont get it

[danwat1234]

So, a loose woman means that she has a big vagina? How would the priest know this?

[i3bar]

@danwat1234 a woman being called loose means she is probably a prostitute. Doesn't mean she has a big vagina. How the priests know of these loose women is probably rumors.

[tayl303]

@danwat1234 Jesus, all a loose woman means is she sleeps around.

[denvera1g1]

@DavidBCullenII this is not degrading to women, it is however an insult to the occupation of the pastor by perpetuating a century's old misnomer of pastors being the person everyone confesses to and where everyone goes for "dirt"

[TheJymie10]

@denvera1g1 okay id just like to say i disagree no i think its degrading to women the religious factor is a point but its more degrading and if you dont see that your letting your religion blind you i am even religious so dont try pulling that card but u need to see that its more degrading then it is offensive

[denvera1g1]

@calmontoya44 this video is nor age restricted so if you don't want to be in bad standings with Google you better spell those words in a more........ politically correct way IE "phuck'n"

[DavidBCullenII]

This is not only degrading to women, but also it fails to convince the consumer why they would want to buy a Red Bull. What does this have to do with drinking a Red Bull? This is just poor taste.

[tayl303]

@DavidBCullenII I decided to buy red bull because of it.

[calmontoya44]

this is fuckin hilarious hahahaha

[BlestOne05]

very offensive!!!! 

[LCMRTV]

This is disgusting! Remove this ad at once!

[denvera1g1]

@XxSharpshooterx because the loose women confessed to him

[XxSharpshooterx]

WHY DOES THE PRIEST KNOW WHO THE LOOSE WOMEN ARE?!?!?!?!

[ItsLikeAPurplishBlue]

@XxSharpshooterx

I know! Looks like the Father has sinned...

[xdkangx]

WTF!!?!?!?!? I DONT GET IT!!!!!

[angiierous]

"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you were sending letters to Red Bull asking where your wings were"

[ShineboxHero]

Whoever doesn't understand this commercial is clearly retarded.

[iamextragoodboi]

I drank it n didnt get wings....i think i should sew them

[AngelmanChocolate100]

i bet all of you have the devil and don't go to church and confessional

[denvera1g1]

@AngelmanChocolate100 I bet you aren't catholic/christian "bet you all have the devil" sounds like you're talking about the flu. Do you even know what a confessional is? a confessional is not an action, it is a place for the action it is named for to take place.

[AngelmanChocolate100]

@denvera1g1 yes idiot do you not think im that stupid

its where people like you say their sins to the father

[2tsf9]

@AngelmanChocolate100 im jewish

[AngelmanChocolate100]

@2tsf9 jokes on you idiot

catholicism and christianity trace to jewism

thats why Jesus was a Jew

If you didnt know that

pwnd

[2tsf9]

@AngelmanChocolate100 then why arent you jewish? pwnd

[AngelmanChocolate100]

@2tsf9 things change

google it

[2tsf9]

@AngelmanChocolate100 sorry to be rude but thats fucking bullshit when one thing is maid it shouldnt just dosolve into another or 2 things seruesly its BS im not saying u guys r stupid for beleiveing in ur beliefs but i think its weird that 7 billion people cant get the fuck along oh by the way i dont beleive in god

[AngelmanChocolate100]

@2tsf9 what are u?

[2tsf9]

@AngelmanChocolate100 Im Josh(fading into the dark)

[Constance2000]

it's 0422AM I've had too many Red Bulls and can't sleep

[MattSume]

I heard about this new product called eruption effervescent energy and I think it will give red bull a run for their money. Check it out.

[denvera1g1]

@MattSume sounds like an erectile dysfunction medication.

[MattSume]

@denvera1g1 Haha ya it does for sure. They actually have some really funny videos on YouTube. You should check it out!

[DeadlyPawnageVEVO]

@denvera1g1 He said eruption effervescent not Erection Dereversant...

[RyanSunTv]

YO FAG

[denvera1g1]

@RyanSunTv yep that's my steam name, well part of it Feds Against GunS r[FAGS]

[KOTSlOS]

he got 2 new what?

[denvera1g1]

@KOTSlOS testicles ;P

[uwish2001]

@KOTSlOS he got two new leads as in hes got 2 other people to fuck hence w the church guy was asking him who the women were

[Previous1Next2]

I found a dragonfly yesterday, it had no wings so i poured some Red Bull on it and BAM!!!..... It drowned.....

[denvera1g1]

@Previous1Next2 how much redbull did you use? dragon flies are like ants they can last forever underwater

[denvera1g1]

@Previous1Next2 BTW dragonflies are born underwater, ever heard of a dragon fly nymph?

[Previous1Next2]

@denvera1g1 it was a joke... haha you know cause red bull is supposed to give you wings haha

[denvera1g1]

@Previous1Next2 ya i know i was just mad because accendentally formatted my second hard drive in my laptop(where all my shit it stored) in cmd

select disk 1 [enter]

clean [enter]

create partition primary [enter]

select partition 1 [you get the idea]

active

format fs=ntfs

i should have put in "select disk 4" witch was my SDHC card and was going to use it to boot windows 7

[Previous1Next2]

@denvera1g1 sorry to hear that...

[zzmorg82]

I always thought red bull was beer -_- but it's an enery drink.

[Luster0923]

@zzmorg82 Glad I'm not the only one who thought that ^_^

[skoobadiver101]

I didnt get the joke either until I read the coments... Tanks @everyoneWhoGaveTheAnswerToMyQ­uestion

[tmd0523]

The dude wanted to be with a loose woman, but he didn't know whom, so he asked the father and he told him

[FireIceDown]

Bi-winning

[HappyHawaiinSauce]

Can someone please explain the whole "I got two leads." I didn't get the punchline. Whoever answers this should get many thumbs up.

[clubparty44]

i dont get the joke can someone help me?

[MarktgInnovation2Day]

Cool video thanks - have favourited on our channel here - we favourite the best brand videos on youtube. Cheers

[MrFrodo1066]

can someone explain this one to me? I don't get it and this is the only reason I looked u this commercial...

[LakersCA760]

I dont get it :0 someome explain please -.-

[christiechristiee]

i'm SO confused right now....

[Xtreme59537]

This is a total copy of a French short film!! Word for Word!!!

[RainbowsNSmiles13]

I feel kind of stupid because I don't get it.... :/

[182crazyK]

@RainbowsNSmiles13 A guy needs a date

His friend "confesses" that he's been with loose women (whores)

The priest says names of some loose women

The guy now has 3 choices.

[jjjhs08]

@182crazyK haha....no thats not it...the friend wasnt getting anything

its simple, the guy confessing in fact had slept with the one women, and the pastor guessed 3 women, so the other 2 were the 2 new ones he can bang....=]

[jjjhs08]

pretty shocking something so insulting to the church was used in a tv commercial...im sure lots of religious people also drink red bull and won't like a commercial of a guy using a church pastor to sleep with more whores, but i love it =]

[GoodReasonNews]

Haha, I can't wait until the super uptight Catholics get all butthurt over this one. What they can't stop, of course, is that IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

[jgod234]

i dont dont get ?

[jgod234]

i dont get it wat the point of this

[xoxGoddess6]

....

I don't get it. :(

[pivotandstuffmasterX]

WHERE ARE THE FRIKIN' WINGS ?????!!!!!!

[joeshmoe786]

whats that thing in his back pocket??

[denvera1g1]

@joeshmoe786 that'd be his hat

[21sw33ty1988]

@joeshmoe786 His hat :) :))

[GeneralCane]

Two new leads for STDs I see. :] Red Bull commercials have a long way to go before they make me laugh...

[ShineboxHero]

@GeneralCane Yeah, and I'll bet your some uptight loser with no friends and never gets laid.

[GeneralCane]

@ShineboxHero Dick's still wet bro. But she isn't a skank.

[ShineboxHero]

@GeneralCane So it's a he then?

[GeneralCane]

@ShineboxHero Because in light of what I just said that makes PERFECT sense.

[GeneralCane]

@ShineboxHero Though you're right about few friends and occasional uptight-ness. Not completely out of the ballpark.

[george77772moons]

Guinness is hiding somewhere...

[charlottesmom]

Too freaking funny!!!

[Ashikabi13]

now that i understand the commercial, i still think this is the stupidest red bull ad.

i'm gonna watch Eddie Izzard and laugh my ass off now

[mjhmobilemedia]

"I got two new leads!" That's EXACTLY how I think.

[gpeth3859]

This was probably my favorite commercial ever; after I first saw it on TV, I couldn't find it online.  I'm glad it's finally here so I can share it.

[ShiorixDeidaraUn]

Ohhhhh.. I understand now. Lol that's not funny. :I

[ShiorixDeidaraUn]

@DragonMasterKevoc158 Me neither... :/

[burton0072]

The illuminati made this commercial.

[hoodskaterz]

@burton0072 how? i cant notice it lol

[wbiedenbach]

check out he original verision... on indee.tv the titile is "the confession" much better than the remake.

[codemaster1234567890]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

[denvera1g1]

@codemaster1234567890 i would say that was relevant if he, for some reason, had to fight the priest and then God and all the angels, including beelzebub and all other six princes of hell

[denvera1g1]

@PMKIDZ ya i agree its more of a ginus draft theme because its flippin brilliant

[PMKIDZ]

i get the commerical but what does it have to do about wings??

[denvera1g1]

@PMKIDZ ya thats more of a guinness thing because its flipping brilliant

[A96etch]

@PMKIDZ i dont get it can u explained it

[ESTAdrenaline]

Or Angie the new teacher = SKINS REFERENCE

[muchkinhot]

i dont understand this commercial

[imnotawasteoftime]

the kid says "forgive me father, ive been with a loose woman." then the priest starts naming off women like he knows which ones are loose haha

[hlfnglndmn]

GIggity!

[Iffy350]

I finally get it but its not very funny.

[Pielord540]

The priest was saying names of women who are easy and now he is gonna ask them out

[downfall440]

God Lmao'ed

[GrantgJackson]

I DO not get it?

[SigmaEpsalon]

What exactly is a haymary?

[denvera1g1]

@SigmaEpsalon hail mary

[sebasschiney]

ive seen this commercial like 9 times and i still dont get it

[InvaderPPG]

These commercials sort of annoy me. I don't know why, they just aren't that funny, but they try to be. Their eyes are all like >_>

That is some pastor. Asking who their confessor is and revealing names while trying to pry into someone's business...

[h4mmer34]

My dad used to tell me this joke years ago. Still funny.

[pyors1000]

Some of you are stupid some of your are more stupid for trying to explain to the stupid ones. Those of you who enjoy, cheers! Because this is funny.

[pyors1000]

Some of you are stupid some of your are more stupid for trying to explain to the stupid ones. Those of you who enjoy, cheers! Because this is funny.

[Bessellieu91]

Yes!

[RaymondIsBetter]

my dad hardly ever laughs. maybe about once a month. when he saw this commercial on tv he almost died laughing

[Chrono1020]

can somebody explain this to me?

is the pastor a rapist?

did some woman drop off a baby and he needs more leads to who's the baby mama? wtf does this mean?

[denvera1g1]

@Chrono1020 the kid is trying to find a woman who will sleep with him, with no need for a relationship or to pay her ;-)

[oldmanc100]

@Chrono1020 Ok so the nerd wanted to get layed so the kid with the hat pretended he wanted to get redemption by saying he slept with a lose woman. The pastor asks wich lady it is by giveing him 3 names the kid comes out and says i got 2 new leads get it now?

[LordNikonX]

@Chrono1020 You're an idiot.

[Chrono1020]

@LordNikonX and you are a fucking asshole.

[gerardLUULZ]

@Chrono1020 a rapist? LOLwtf

[dsjj251]

best commercial ever.

[gobigblu07]

i love how my ex's name is used in this...for the win :)

[denvera1g1]

@gobigblu07 let me guess she cheated on you

[gobigblu07]

@denvera1g1 nope she didnt. She's just been with A TON of guys. before we dated she said she'd been with 30+ guys

[AudreeTucker]

I heard this joke many years ago. It's not original, but perhaps it's new to a lot of people.

[blkhauck]

God this is so FUCKING FUNNY!!!!

[lolxoxlolxox]

i dont get the comercial... can someone explain ?

[LycoValleyRRFan]

@lolxoxlolxox The guy want sex so he tricks the Priest into telling him about some lose women.

[Kevn3000]

@lolxoxlolxox i think he wanted to know where to get loose women(sex) the pastor accidently spilled the beans on 3 slutty women since many slutty women confess to him. the boy slept with one of the three and now is going to sleep with the other two

[blobloblo6]

Why can't people just comment and laugh? I'm getting real tired of people taking a small joke way too far.

[denvera1g1]

@blobloblo6 I agree, as a kid i always thought i could never be a priest/pastor/father because i couldn't handle knowing all these things about the people i know, i'd be so afraid of saying something without knowing or meaning to.

[MissBadass13sexy]

@blobloblo6 i KNOW RIGHT!!!

[bOoBoO1211]

I understand and I apologize if I was condescending, I also have trouble with certain parts of our language.......I normally don't comment on much as I have seen it get into unproductive banter all too many times. I was offended by this ad and I am sure I am not alone. It is way past "if you don't like it turn it off" as these are thrown into the most docile programming. Do remember these manufactures are multi-million dollar corporations that care little about you, I or our children. Peace.

[Resident460]

I get it, he wants to hit on girls haha.

[bOoBoO1211]

Disgusting. Swig a Red Bull and your local priest (of course portrayed as a clown here) will be so stupid as to bring you up to speed on all the loose women of the parish. This video of course uses a cartoon format and young boys to target a specific group.....lets get those young men treating women as objects of degradation as early in life as we can so that we can sell more Red Bull. Thanks for pushing the envelope of decadence and immorality.

[denvera1g1]

@bOoBoO1211 Thank you religion for closing the envelope of comedy for your follower and then burning it

[denvera1g1]

@bOoBoO1211 by the way none of my friends (13-25) or my family got a feeling that if they drank red bull they would be able to get their pastor to divulge all this information, we all just thought it was damn funny, some women are lose some men are lose its a fact of life, that has evidence to be influenced by genetics much more than commercials

[bOoBoO1211]

@denvera1g1 Let me translate for you....The Pastor mentioned three women during this "confession"....the boy at the end said he had two new leads. (do the math)

P.S. Loose not Lose.

[denvera1g1]

@bOoBoO1211 yes and like i said they were looking for loose women, and they already knew one of them

ps thanks for the clarification, have a bit of a word association issue have a hard time remebering the difference between words like lose loose and loss 

[denvera1g1]

@bOoBoO1211 especially words that are spelled similar and sound similar when spoken, looz and loos

[RaymondIsBetter]

@bOoBoO1211 and thank you for being a total bitch and ruining what was supposed to be a funny commercial

[denvera1g1]

@RaymondIsBetter Please don't defend me, i dont need defending from someones opinion, its his right if something doesn't feel right to him he has the right to voice his opinion, and that doesn't give you the right to verbally attack him to voice yours

[TheOffiClydeDonovan]

Can someone tell me like the joke? I don't get the commercial, is you tell me i'll sub you.

[denvera1g1]

@TheOffiClydeDonovan what is your first language maybe i can translate but for now, the teen goes to his pastor to confess to being with a "lose woman" so the pastor asks if it was one of three women but the teen does not say who it was, because he did not really sleep with a woman he was actually phishing for information on woman who are lose so that he can fin them and sleep with them, that is my take on this. I think it was brilliant

[tinkerbellfan1]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!!!!!

[Scappi9090]

Thanks for posting this so fast. I just saw it a lil while ago and I couldn't find it right away. Def will be taken down due to pressure from some group that gets offended, but I posted it to FB and it will go viral. Too funny..

[denvera1g1]

@Scappi9090 lol NP i had a hard time finding it too i had to end up downloading from the redbull site with a flash downloader