South Park 002 (The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa)

[twisterfield651]

MORTAL KOMBAT

[emin3mand]

its awesome but you got the discription wrong the second episode is called volcano this was accully not an episode this was the original pilot that they pitch to fox which they rejected and then they took cartman gets an anal probe to comedy central which is now the first episode, common misconception is that cartman gets an anal probe was the pilot but acully it wasnt , because this was

[conchudo12345]

"Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here."

[gigiky]

"You're Birthday is on Christmas? That sucks dude!" bahahhahahahahaha South Park was hilarious right from the beginning xD

[MidniteSu]

MK3 Subway music!

[hypnotizerequiem]

@MidniteSu Yeah, I thought the same thing!

[gredangeo]

Christmas is about ham. What if you got some ham for a Christmas present? What then?

[KevKMaC]

why isnt kyle this coo' in the series?

[MrRorschach7]

kenny's dead again?? i think kenny is the opposite of chuck norris!

[Typhoidinator]

I love how they actually added some of this in an actual South Park episode

[dmaradona10]

"Aren't you Jewish Kyle? Yeah, I think so."

[WWEvsWCW4life]

Thumbs up for MK3 music

[funk556]

"GODDAMMIT THAT'S A BIG FAT FUCK!!!" hahahahaha

[FlavioGirl]

love the highlander reference by Santa :)

[steffjtag]

kyle sounds like butters and stan sounds like cartman haha

[happycreeeper]

stan sounds like cartman

[blumpsterable]

I love how the drawings are still the same after all these years

[2071Johnny]

DBZ already!?

[p6mkq]

Stan: He has come to kill you cos you are jewish,Kyle XD

[Nihilusdude]

"You're such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street, people go , 'God damn it, that is a big, fat fuck'!"

Hahaha, priceless. It's amazing to think that someone saw this over a decade ago and said, "Hey, this would make a really good show." Best decision ever

[mcdme1234]

Hey dudes the fight has MK3 background sound!!!, curiously santa is saved by jesus on the Bagdad christmas special!, it's curious that matt and trey didn't keep the mouth they used on this episode on the current series. 

[alexkid457]

I wish I got a choo choo when I was 3 I'm 35 now and still have always wanted one I want A CHOO CHOO NOW FUCK YOU SANTA YOU GIVE BLUE HAT GUY 1 AND NOT ME FUCK YOU

[avatarrazz]

just like the movie.

[SonicRyan1992]

lol they sound like chipmunks

[TheGodofBlades]

What would Biran Bontano do?

[Cameron0801]

@weaselsdawg I watched that episode yesterday. It was awesome.

[weaselsdawg]

Does anyone remember this sort of thing on "A Very Crappy Christmas"?

[TheRH1990]

Lol Mortal Kombat 3 music.

[mrbluzz26]

you stepped on my foot you pig fucker.dude don't say pig fucker in front of santa.oh fuck you. lmfao

[Epsilon15]

240p, we meet again.

[Candamile]

@Epsilon15 240p comments, we meet again.

[triweeklyhazlet]

Y does cartman sound columbian

[ZebMcMahon]

no not ham you fat f**k f**k you at 4:49

[ZebMcMahon]

yeah ham at 4:47

[Felly117]

at the end of the day xmas is about one thing

yeh ham

no not ham u fat fuck

[WhyAskQuestions]

I remember this coming out on Comedy Central the first time. I watched it and was ROTFLMFAO. They aired it uncencored just like the video above. I still get a kick out of it every time I watch it.

[chazzalovesreisy]

DID CARTMAN JUST SAY HE WANTED TO BE A JEW ?!?!?!

[alexferry67]

Jesus: Help me put an end to him once and for all.

Santa: No boys, help me! Stan, remember the choo choo when you were three?

Jesus: I died for your sins boys. Don't forget that!

[craigchapman22]

the new ones arent as good as because the shock value is gone and they knew it.

[TheDude234576]

Stan: *gasps* He's coming to kill you because your Jewish Kyle.

Kyle: Oh fuck, im sorry Jesus, don't kill me!

Jesus: Fear not, I love all my children.

Kyle: *phew*

[malcolmmorin]

The Boys sound like Alvin And The Chipmunks going through Puberty. lol

[jokerman693]

mortal kombat 3 soundtrack FTW

[OldPangYau]

@jokerman693 Heh "Kombat Zone: The Subway" Round 1... FIGHT!

[TRUEZFAN]

They used some of this in "A Very Crappy Christmas".

[LucaBoulders]

4:10 anyone else think jesus and santa were gonna get it on?

[MyChemicalRebellion]

Hahahha. 

[jokerman693]

i love the swearing

[tvland2007]

" NO NOT HAM YOU FAT FUCK" BEST LIN E EVER IN THIS VIDEO!

[strontschijt]

I love it how the voices are all still the same after all these years.

[Runningjoels]

@strontschijt they arent... are you deaf?

[Trekiefreak777]

@strontschijt No they're not. Cartman's voice has changed.

[woto12]

Your birthday is on christmas? that socks!

THE BEST!

[kjz515]

When they were fight ing music from MK2 came on XD plus if you look closely when Santa's spinning Jesus you can tell it's the same thing from the bill board in the opening scene from South Park. P.S. Both 0:15 - 0:40 and 4:50 - 5:13 are both scenes that were used again in 2 later episodes of South Park.

[thesituation0o0]

Awesome

[Brandon1171999So1337]

0:01 Resents?

[wizkhalifa219]

this is the best video!!!!

[ExtremelyObesePanda]

You gotta love the mortal kombat music when they're fighting

[TaigaToraDora]

"THEN DON'T BELITTLE MY PEOPLE FATASS!"

I don't know why, but I love that line xD

[AKGuerilla]

Wow Stan originally hated jews. Over the years they made Stan nicer and Cartman meaner and made kenny less killed-ier. Who tha fuck is Brian Boytano

[froofiedadawg]

@AKGuerilla An Olympic medalist Figure Skater.

[bluexbabex1o7]

@AKGuerilla lol, you could say 'and made Kenny less immortal' ;)

[JesseL85719]

@AKGuerilla yep but his voice (if you hear hard enough) sounds like Cartman's at this point.

[crazynerdsrock]

I love Kyle... :D

[innisjohnston]

Am I the only one that noticed they re-use some of these jokes later in the series?

[mixlllllll]

@innisjohnston no you're not..

[innisjohnston]

Is it just me or does Stan sound a bit like Cartman on this?

[TaigaToraDora]

@innisjohnston well, judging that they both have the same voice actor, I'd say you're right

[kiggittykyle]

"Don't call me fat butt-fucker!!"

so classic.

[knollik]

fake

[scrwedupgirl]

@knollik this is actually something matt stone and trey parker made, way back. do your research properly before calling it fake.

[TaigaToraDora]

@knollik fake what?

[logan5745]

Christmas is still about one important thing.  Ya ham. No not ham you fat f$&@

[letsgetbanging69]

this is pretty fucked up right here.... theve continued to use that line all the way to season 15 !!! :D

[Ninjaheiro]

mortal kombat music?

[TheMatrixLogOut]

season 5 did a great redone to this awesome pilot

[TheManInPantsXP]

the 3 dislikes are from the fat fucking Christians.

[Sephiroth7734]

@TheManInPantsXP : Um... I'm Christian, and I absolutely loved this video.

[TheManInPantsXP]

@Sephiroth7734 ye but ur an awesome christian :)

[phalnaxx]

Mortal Kombat 2 music in the background

[creasonbryan]

Haaaa, Cartman saying he wants to be a jew. That was funnier than anything else.

[guitarslf132]

lol all these catch phrases are still in the like tenth series!

[phalnaxx]

@guitarslf132 Try the 15th! lol

[XxAnEvilWafflexX]

2:04 "FINISH HIM!" sound 2:07 "Mortal Kombat 3 soundtrack: The Subway"

[philmeister5669]

Brian Anthony Boitano (born October 22, 1963) is an American figure skater from Sunnyvale, California. He is the 1988 Olympic champion, the 1986 and 1988 World Champion, and the 1985-1988 U.S. National Champion. He turned professional following the 1988 season. He returned to competition in 1993 and competed at the 1994 Winter Olympics, where he placed sixth.-wiki

[Grindsomeflour]

ok...who is Brian Bo Tano? i hope i spelled that right...

[guitarslf132]

@Grindsomeflour american( i think) ice skater

[mimi3000]

Prior to being picked up by Comedy Central in 1997, South Park originally was meant for the FOX Network's fall 1996 season because Trey Parker and Matt Stone sent the 2nd south park pilot it to one of the fox network executives in 1995 in hopes of Fox picking up the show

[sweetygirl12a]

Jesus <3 and am i the only girl here??

[sweetygirl12a]

Jesus <3

[LumixGoals]

Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. I love when Stan says that xD

[Zentrix97]

South Park meets Helium

[bruinemuis]

Hahaha, awesome! This is the South Park as I like it!

"You're such a fat fuck Cartman, that when you walk down the street people go 'GOD-dámit, that is a Big Fat Fuck!;'"

Priceless

[Killermike2178]

Looks like Stan was the racist in this one.

[MrSamster911]

a line said in almost every south park episode, 'oh my god, they killed kenny!"

[ReyColons619]

Hey my birthday is on christmas too and it kicks ass!!!

[moo5009]

"Yeah, I'll be a Jew too." -Eric Cartman

[MrBigCAndTheAce]

"today we actually spoke to THE Brian Boitano"

HELLO!!! U SPOKE TO JESUS!!!! hahaha

[batSkull22]

I think kyle's voice is quite cute.

[tHickman95]

hmm, nice harmonies at the end :L

i love the bit where kyle says 'you're such a fat fuck, that when you walk down the street, people say 'godammit, that is a big, fat fuck!'

[Brockatista]

Cartman wanting to be a Jew???? Strange....

[jagajazzin]

Stan sounds and acts like a mini-Cartman

[faceyourfear188]

HAHA. LOVE IT. original South Park

[FunkypinkFerret2]

Cute voices XD

[ProgramSify]

Santa and Jesus disliked the vid

[cruppgrounder]

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[CloakNStab]

Mortal Kombat Music...

[dEViN1887]

o this what was on the billboard in the old south park intro

[Caseygarnerguitar]

Put a copy of tiger woods '99 for ps1 in your cd rom drive and you can find this in the files.

[danny3flip]

@Caseygarnerguitar

is that like an easter egg or something. or just a fib?

[Caseygarnerguitar]

@danny3flip it leaked because someone at EA put it in.... I thought bullshit til I put my copy of woods 99 in my comp and confirmed it! Its for real!

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

what? i dont remember this part on the ep

[rextony22]

mortal kombat 3 song lol.

[EpikHater]

You're such a FAT FUCK, Cartman, that when you walk down the street, people go: "GOD-- DAMMNIT, THAT IS A BIG, FAT FUCK!!"

[rextony22]

all of them arguing is so funny lol.

[GiantessGirl]

Yeah, ham!

No, not ham!!!

[kei7137]

Stan: I don't know what to do dude. Who should we help?

Cartman: I say we help Santa Claus.

Kyle: Eh you're just saying that because he brings you candy.

Cartman: Hey! I don't need to take that kind of shit from a Jew!

Kyle: You're such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street people go "God Dammit, that is a BIG FAT FUCK!"

<3

[MezupK]

Dude this isint the 2nd episode, it was made by stan and kyle on South park too save christmas its in season 5, episode called a very crappy christmas

[mattdake]

@MezupK You are right, but that was referencing this episode, which predates the series. This is, in fact, the 2nd South Park animation, the first being "Santa Vs. Frosty".

[MezupK]

@mattdake Thanks for it.

[RollAnotherJ]

@MezupK you moron, that entire episode was a reference to this!

[spikeriley]

Anyone remmber this was snuck onto 100,00 copies Tiger Woods '99 for the PSX? That was a incident worth mentioning.

[klenny5688]

Dude, don't say pig fucker in front of Jesus!

[0gunman]

02:07 - KAAAAAHN

[NintendoGuy98]

Kyle's Voice is Fucking weird.

[deadlinejon]

its funny how they hid this video on some playstation tiger woods game.

you shove it in the computer and you see this.

[stanmarshk]

at 1:28 cartman sounds asian

[kirby401]

This is most likely when they were in 2nd grade, judging by Kyle's voice. Just my theory =p

[OutletNG]

Am i the only who thought it looked like Jesus and Santa were having public, clothes-on sex?

[TheDemonChild1]

@OutletNG I thought that too

[ihazlostaleg]

@OutletNG definitely not.... lol..

[OutletNG]

You can't be Jewish because you don't believe Jesus is real when Jesus is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

[george383]

@OutletNG : the problem could be fixed by just changing his name to Jewsus

[blazingjavi]

there can be only one!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!

[generalkyletheman]

Wait. Isn't the beginning also used in the episode where the kids make their own Christmas animation about Christmas? The one where no one is going to buy presents and focus on Jesus? But the animation taught them that Christmas is about getting presents? That one right?

[liammillay2]

@generalkyletheman yea they use this in that episode

[lolliepop90]

That's why Kenny tightened his hood...

[generalkyletheman]

@lolliepop90 Why?

[lolliepop90]

@generalkyletheman He's scared of Jesus!

[AmiomaruSucks]

My favorite line is "No, not ham you fat fuck!"

This must have been a bitch to make.

[xSALAMIxINFERNO]

Ahhhhhhh... I love south park!!!!!

[XcaptainXobliviousX]

their mouths are fucking creepy in this episode, yo  xD

[thedudeguy131]

this one is so much better than the first one XD

[CrashLegend25]

LMAO MK music in South park!

[andytube5]

NO NOT HAM U FAT FUCK! That is the true best line.

[shoopdanerd]

there are so many references to this throughout "Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" and in the season 4 Christmas special (titled the spirit of christmas) ive always wondered how the fuck brian boitano was related to anything...

[xSonicguyzx]

Their eyebrows are moving to much!!!

[amkd215]

omg this is awesome!!!

[MetallicaClown]

Cartman: Dont call me fat, buttfucker

Best line xD

[voicebox64]

Cartman sounds more like Wario.

[Metalwrestling]

@voicebox64 dont you mean Mario?

[rickyjshiznit]

@Metalwrestling wario is a fat evil version of mario basically, so no he meant wario

[mnmfreak502]

Stan's voice kind of has the Cartman accent. I'm not saying his voice sounds like Cartman's but it just reminds me alot of it. Does anybody else hear it ?

[happyneon]

that's because Stan and Cartman are BOTH voiced by Trey Parker.

[mnmfreak502]

@happyneon Yeah, I know they're both voiced by him. Along with almost every other character. I'm just saying you don't hear that in the episodes that aired on comedy central.

[happyneon]

@mnmfreak502 That's prolly cause they use computers to repitch the voices now! Back during this I'm pretty sure they just did the voices themselves. Now everything is heavily altered! :)

[mnmfreak502]

@happyneon They probably pitched them back then too, but just didn't have good enough equipment. I really enjoyed the first new episode of South Park this season. Hopefully the next one is just as good !!

[Skreee]

got dammit, dont call me fat you buttfucking snofabitch hahahahaha

[mpg272727]

"your birthday is on christmas!? that sucks dude!"

Best.Line.Ever.

[voicebox64]

@mpg272727 no I mean Wario not only that he ACTS like him too.

[Supergordan64]

1995 eh?