Big Brother Batman

[musicspider911]

Hawkgirl: Tell me about my son?

Batman: Get out. <(-_- <)

[Ben82077]

Batman typing on the computer

Hawkgirl: Tell me about my son.

Batman: (Stares at her)......He's white and has wings.....anything else? Continues to type.

Narrartor: This has been another emotional moment with Batman...tune in next time when Batman tells Wonder Woman that she was adopted...

[FenixFireborn]

Batman knows everything.

[MaryMustangFMA]

Which episode is this? Please, tell me.

[AnimeAndrew1983]

they should follow up with that side story my friends

[Swepaat]

batman is like "well, now what?"

[Bee2091]

she wants that black mamba xD

[BigG8472]

Hawkgirl: Tell me about my son

Batman: I know that nigga didn't...

[ewansiha]

@BigG8472 lol



[ThEuNkNoWn9999999]

1:04 I'll get that baby!

[divorcecourse]

@ThEuNkNoWn9999999

Priceless summation of that look.

[Master98Katz]

what episode is this?

[RAstatus]

She learned the glare from Batman!

[numbertoxy]

Hey, what series is this??

[SupaboyCasanova]

@1:04 Hawkgirl: You gon' give me that mutha fuckin baby!

[Mehow992]

What episode is this from?

[whitemoonwolf13]

1:05 ultimate pissed off female glare.

[namegobobjmskfan95]

awwew, Come on, is enough with that Terry is the son of Bruce, and now Shayera want to Batman must be Warhawk's Dad

[playadelrey100]

you heard it here first folks, Batman is the league's psychiatrist. 

[NessVlogMusic]

Wow this shit even had great writers.. I miss these shows..

[journeymanX]

bats: dang hawkgirl, cant you see i'm playin dc universe online on my computer and after this i'ma finish playing arkham city, bother me bout your stupid family issues some other time

[Montesama314]

GL's stupid mouth says: "I'm staying with Mari."

The look on Shayera's face says: "And then I knew... Mari had to die."

[Montesama314]

"I won't be destiny's puppet." You know, John, if you don't want to make a child with Shayera, we have these strange objects in this universe called condoms... they could be in the DC Universe too.

Later that day:

"Dammit, John! What the hell did I JUST SAY? Isn't the timeline confusing enough without you telling the future?... Eh, oh well. It's still not as confusing as comic book continuity..."

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

[xOmniCloudx]

@Montesama314 I got a laugh out of that.

[bpfoley89]

I'm sorry, did the fact that WARHAWK WASN'T BLACK fail to give something away?

[QueenVampireLover]

@bpfoley89 You'll learn it in bio.

[bpfoley89]

@QueenVampireLover Already Graduated Highschool man. Sure she's an alien, but the chances of not coming out black are as slim her part bird DNA being compatible with GL's human DNA!

[payneicecold3000]

@bpfoley89 Its an alternate timeline is this show he is mixed most mixed children are light and can pass for white. There's only a few that get really dark or somewhat dark.

[xOmniCloudx]

@bpfoley89 You don't understand how genetics work I take it. Plus he had John's facial features...

[Matterialize]

She sits on her wings? Ow, man. Aren't there bones and shit in there?

[stomyn]

@Matterialize only around the top, what she sat on was just feathers

[jvjonathan5]

which episode is this?

[sonrouge]

Alright, one biiiiig problem with this: After the whole merry-go-round with the time guy, Batman and GL were the only ones who remembered what happened (even said so in the end).

[Assassino326]

what episode is this

[Werdxp]

1:03 I'm going to fucking rip that bitch into two, and get my damn baby madeeeeee >:(

[WellBeSerious12]

@Werdxp lol

[SpartanOfAiur]

because he's batman

[TheMajin69]

hawkgirls face as lantern left? that my good sir was a rape face

[ampboiflorida]

Batman: Bitch I didn't say come in or sit down

[tylerdw100]

The look on Batman says what all of the comments about.

[768sonic]

134,000 viewer



[beddimpa]

pimp move Mr. green

[SuperWolsey]

Hawkgirl: Tell me about my son

Batman: *sigh* Never a Time Lord around when you need one.

[bleeduntildeath]

otacon:no... you'll cause a time paradox!

[NecoMimi43]

So Green Lanters was like

"When batman and i went to the future we met a man named warhawk. He's our son." And i was like BATMAN AND LANTERN HAD A BABY? and then i relized he was talking to her and i was kinda dissapointed.

[SeanLaoProductions]

@NecoMimi43 Lantern's the mother

[KENZIEKRAZ]

@NecoMimi43 Hahahahaha 

[godzilla1463]

@NecoMimi43 wow thats gay

[ewansiha]

@NecoMimi43 lmao

[runemaster123654]

batman reminded me of house in this show, and this scene is perfect with the music and all

[palpatine17]

GL John Stewart and Hawkgirl make a great couple.

[Quartzzzz]

The future means nothing in this case. like Old Bruce said, he had no memory of ever going back. The future where Warhawk exists, that future only came to be because of that time travelers meddlings.

[LibraGamesUnlimited]

@Quartzzzz except Warhawk ALSO appears in "The Call" part 1 and 2 where Terry joins the Justice Leauge. Now it's POSSIBLE that he had diffrent parents in that timeline but if I recall correctly he was exactly the same in both appearances. BTW, been awhile since I've seen this show: Where Batman's ears always drawn that long? :)

[2wingo]

Shayera: Tell me about my son.

Batman: . . . He was a good man. He died like a true son of Thanagar. You would have been proud.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

That look on shayera's face. I have seen it before.....Aha! It was just before my ex-girlfriend tried to kill my current girlfriend.

[HatterMadigan]

Batman is sick of all the drama, let him work bitch.

[DoubleAgent244]

1:08

thefuck you want

[banan14kab]

No wonder Batman is always so moody; shayera can't even stop by just to say hi...

[SpeakSilentStudios]

Batman didn't fart....BATMAN DIDN'T FART!!!!

[ElleRoni]

So Carter Hall is a space-nazi cosplayer?

[jonathanjonasbond]

she is a hoe

[Whoa0its0Andrea]

What episode is this?

[TheMagicBrick]

@Whoa0its0Andrea Ancient History form the third series of Justice League Unlimited.

[12pussylicka]

so the ring should give him eternal life shouldn't it ?

[PsychoCrusher618]

hahah bitch ill do what i want!

[2wingo]

Batman: JOHN, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD HER, YOU PRICK!

GL: I'm sorry -

Batman: NO, DON'T BE SORRY, JUST THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND!!

[2wingo]

So . . . John's trying to prevent a great future with the woman he admits he loves, WHY, again? Because he didn't choose it? DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[00ghostcobra]

Does this mean that Hawkgirl and Vixen would wind up on Jerry Springer fighting over John Stewart?

[2wingo]

@00ghostcobra YES.

[the6thspartan]

your son is a winged chicken served at kfc lol~

[extremegamemaster]

TIME PARADOX!! ftw

[KhedK]

GL: when I and batman went to the future...

Shaayera: WHAAAAT???, nigga you have some carzy adventures when I'm not around.

[aulus92]

Shayera: Tell me about my son

Batman: Darling, I don't have to tell you! I'm Batman!



[PaulAnt2008]

@aulus92 OK, now someone needs to put that Brave and the Bold clip on the end of this! XD

[502RKO]

Shayera: Tell me about my son

Batman:.........And now I remember why I never told Lantern about me and Supergirl getting drunk at the Christmas party

[2wingo]

You always meet your destiny on the road you take to avoid it, John.

[XHeavyfireX]

"Man, Shayera was one cranky pregnant lady" -Static... Win

[fairyDBZmj]

green lantern: even tho that's mah kid, I don't meant we married or nuthin ;P

hawk girl: >:(

[Arnulfosince1989]

OMG!!!! i loved the ending :')

[ashjesusfollower11]

That move GL did was so wrong! He tells her she has a son with him in the future then rejects her. He just took away her chance to be with him and her chance to have a son. My as well of said, "In the future you and I will have a son but now you will never have him because I am rejecting you."

Low blow...low blow

[smoothbrother69]

bats got the draws that night

[Spore6001]

Wait... if they are in the Watchtower... then why are there clouds outside?

[ChibiJohn]

damn Lantern! u dumass u know white girls freakier then black girls!

[Lonehawk2k4]

@ChibiJohn but shes not a white girls shes an alien from another planet xD

[EpicSpoofINC]

WOO! MY SCHOOL'S TEAM MASCOT IS THE WARHAWK!

[victoriajasmineperez]

Shayera: Tell me about son...

Batman: Bitch you didn't even say please.

[BankaiHalo]

Hawkgirl: "Tell me about my son."

Batman: "I'm Batman."

[27lilmisssunshine]

@BankaiHalo haha that's hilarious!

[JoeNoKnow]

@BankaiHalo AW! I saw this comment before the end of the video... WHY WASN'T THAT AT THE END!!?

[dobedowhop]

"aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh..........s­hit." --Batman

[victorwonder]

LOL Everyone's comment on what Batman would do or say after Shayera says "Tell me about my son" are hilarious :)

[metroidfan222]

lucky basterd,...i don't envy if green lantern went to the future,...i envy that he went to the future,....with BatMan D:

[SDShadowsniper]

hawkgirl: "don't say you don't love me"

green lantern: " i dont love you"

hawkgirl: .........

[xMPCxx]

Batman: (thinking to himself) I know this nigga didn't...

[00ghostcobra]

@xMPCxx I wonder what would happen if Batman used the N-word?

[SuperWolsey]

Hawkgirl: Tell me about my son

Batman: *thinking to himself* God damn it, Stewart!

[batmanlooksgood]

1:04. That redhead glare.. boy many times have i seen that one in real life.....

[ATLGaGirl09]

"I won't be DESTINY's puppet!" If I didn't want them together so badly that would be such a great line!!

[samasjacaj]

Batman and Green Lantern went to the future? GREAT SCOTT!

[KruegerKiller16]

@samasjacaj I know, this is heavy

[Demonh8]

@samasjacaj who is scott and why is he so great?

[leramay]

Love the way he says,

"I won't be destiny's puppet,"

xD

[Raider768]

So based off what John was saying about staying with the other gal instead of Hawkgirl and the title of big brother Batman, I honestly thought Batman was going to give Stewart an old fashioned Bat-beatdown. Haha.

[cynder167]

Hawkgirl: Tell me about my son.

Batman: Wtf NO

[spidavenom4]

Green Lantern looks like Carl from Family Matters with that bald head.

[GammaX107]

"When Batman and I went to the future...."

[ItsDaPhenom01]

Hawkgirl wants that dick lol she on interracial shit haha

[TheThordir]

@ItsDaPhenom01

Interplanetary and interspecies actually.

[Hootshot112]

@ItsDaPhenom01 you mean interspecies 

[IronWolf38]

HawkGirl : Tell me about my son ......

Batman : ¤¤

Hawkgirl : oo

Batman : NO

[foodmore]

hawkgirl wants to go black

[TheDoctorofOdoIsland]

Batman can't really tell her that much. "Well, he's about yay tall, wears armor kind like your old costume, and is a member of the Justice League Unlimited of 40 years from now. You want fries with that?"

[FlammaEterna]

....... And Green Lantern wins the asshole award!!!!

[brownwindedangel]

@FlammaEterna

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[TheUstinovich]

Would Shayera Lay eggs?

[Doctor4077]

@TheUstinovich she did

[FlyzVo]

what ep?

[TitaniumSeraph]

Batman is just babysitting the rest of the JL. lol

[thisisnoturaccount]

lol when the greenlantern said "hes our son", i thought he ment his and batmans

[cenetor69]

@thisisnoturaccount lol haha I didnt but I can see why you thought that.

[oldfrend]

@thisisnoturaccount and it wouldn't have been gay either. anyone, male or female, that manages to make batman babies is a messiah of the future.

[s1m0nfr33]

This such an epic moment in the show and people are leaving asshole comments about it. WTF?!

[caylesyx]

videos like this are the 1st entertainment, the comments are the 2nd

[firefrostpeacemaker]

the power and the powerless much?

[dark0shade]

"welll....He's half black?"

[johnjinyoung]

@dark0shade ahahahaahahaha

[foodbug]

yah this show is almost like a soap-opera

[Spikezx7]

@foodbug i thought I was the only one that realized that. Certainly JLU got more soap opera-ish. JL had its moments but not too many.

[darkjoker22]

well your son was quite pathetic, but my son was awesome. after all im the goddamn batman. 

[citrinestone]

"Don't say you don't love me."

"I'll never say that. But, you need to know...I'm a pimp, and I'm gonna stay pimpin'."

[jojorage352]

@citrinestone

this comment ruined the seriousness of this video, but it was damn well worth it:D

[HyperShadow89]

"I'm staying with Mari"

And then Hawkgirl's face is like 'Challenge accepted'

[MujeebTaj10]

Click cc

Then click transcribe audio

[VxForxViktor]

Dude im going to steal your semen (face) 

[fossdog]

'When Batman and I went to the future...' that is officially the coolest thing anyone has ever said.

[samasjacaj]

@fossdog Aside from "Holding back spiders and mechanized attack tigers."

[Scionofgreyhaven]

Lmao these comments crack me up

[rutger5000]

This is the only time I really liked GL.

[lephong]

@rutger5000 really? because that moment made me dislike him. basically he's dragging mari along because he doesn't want to be "destiny's puppet" rather than being in a relationship with her for the right reasons, which would be if he really loved her, which he admits he doesn't. i understand he's trying to be his own man, but it was a bit cruel telling shayera that they have a son, knowing very well that she still has feelings for him and then saying he can't be with her.

[DDevospartan]

@Montesama No problem with that you sound very reasonable about it, for me it's a shame they did not try something more complicated like this show, I mean if Hawkgirl couldn't miss her dress on that first date I kinna hoped Avs did something a little more elegant. But then again as long as one is able to see the mistakes yet like I can take that. I also have it on DVD boxset of the first two and singles til the Boiling Rock.

[DDevospartan]

@Montesama To be fair there are few nicktons as of late, thewn again Avs was such a good thing that is until it's nonsense ending.

[poppotaku]

wow, batman was doing research on a sperm and an ovary and some winged woman comes in asking bout her son.

[cyclopstb]

GL and Hawkgirl probably went back together after the finale. Beside Warhawk was on Batman Beyond and JLU season one finale.

[mrchuckmorris]

Hawkgirl: Tell me about my son

Batman: Tell me about my paren- oh wait that's right you can't now gtfo

[SDShadowsniper]

hawkgirl: tell me about my son

batman: he's a winged version of justin bieber

[KONTROLLEN348]

Hawkgirl: Tell me about my son

Batman: ...How about no...

[redkilla47]

hawkgirl: Tell me about my son

Batman runs

[Mizu40k]

Hawkgirl: Tell me about my son

Batman: Grow up and forget about the Green Lantern

[earlybirdie03]

JL is such a soap opera.

[thatbboyrandom1]

ha batmans face!!.hahaha hes like..yo this is clasified info right here..dont make me shove this batterang up your third holee..im not robin!

[PhantomDark221]

Oh no. She did not just come into Batman's room when Batmans working. You don't even go into Batman's room when Batman's NOT working! Time to lay the Bat Hand on some disrespecftul bird people!

[15thCrypt]

used to be a time when you dont talk to batman, you dont bother batman you dont even come to batman

whether its his cave or the tower...he comes to you

she's been there long enough but apparently she dont know the damn rules

[Remoniq]

Hawkgirl: "Tell me about my son"

Batman: "Who?"

[biinboo]

@ViewtifulGenesis

It's from an episode named "Ancient history" from the second season.

[gdajklhenw]

"Don't say you don't love me."

"I will never say that... but you should know I'M STAYING WITH MARI??" WHAAT? D:

That didn't even make sense.

[biinboo]

I'm surprised no one has caught the irony of this scene so far. Back during the Batman the animated series days, there was an episode called "Paging the Crime Doctor". (season 2 Ep5). I don't want to spoil it if you've not seen it but in the last scene, Bruce Wayne is in a room with a man who was in a similar position he's in here with Hawkgirl and he humbly says to him "can you tell me about my father?" and credits roll. Complete turn of the table, first thing I thought. Check it out.

[Furorentsu]

Holy crap never seen Hawkgirl without the helmet before

[villanins]

@Furorentsu after the movie in the first session she don't wear her costume anymore

[makosharkman]

yeah batman tell hawkgirl about her son deos her son resemble Hawk girl and Green lantern.

[meshyis]

 Damn she could at least say please!

[akkifans]

lol when hawkgirl said tell me about my son...for a second batman might thought "i thought i was gonna have kids with wonder woman then how come it end up with hawkgirl"

[TheKale808]

Im sorry but im lmfao with the way batman just stares at her

[MrKambotrick3y1]

1:04

::In Family Guy Creepy Old Man Herbert Voice::

"Get your black ass back here..."

[shairahaq]

I'm shaira haq Shayera Hawkgirl

[TheArmandoRomeroShow]

Shayera: Tell Me About My Son | Batman: ...

[Slagdar]

1.20 get your own time machine!

[Netherwolf6100]

1:05 that look means "I'll get you back bitch. Wait and see"

[acemonkieexp]

Soooo what episode was this? :)