hey! you eat marmite there too? so good for you, in England it's something only English ppl tend to like, foreign ppl don't know how to eat it, spread it too thick & then screw their face up. Aussies have their vegemite & we love our marmite. (we get it in little round black pots here with a bright yellow lid).
I've tasted Vegemite (ughhh). I was brought up on UK Marmite and I love it. My friend in NZ sent me a jar of Sanitorium Kiwi Marmite and I sort of liked it, but it was sweeter than the UK version.
Australia is an awesome country, NZ is an awesome country. ive lived in both, i dont understand why we are at each others throats, we both NEED the other. Australia is our brother NZ, they're always there for us when we need them, remember that
fuck all of this kiwis are better, aussies are better shit!. im a kiwi and i fucking hate how we are at each others throats!. we kiwis are lucky we can get into this country so easily and aussies where here to stay and work so yous should be use to it buy now. dont know if yous know but theres other shit out there that we should be worried about. etc NWO then what????.
Aussies always take the piss out of Kiwis but as soon as NZ does something? It's not right isn't it. Beached Az is probably the most racist fucking thing towards Kiwi's i've ever seen, and also in-accurate. Yet they still produce the show and air it on Australias ABC network. How pathetic, I fucking hate Aussies, make me sick to my stomach how stuck up they are. Don't even try and say I don't know what I talk about, I lived there for 8 months and couldn't stand the bunch of tossers they are.
@vEkliipze I've lived in Aus for a year now, and I have no idea what you're on about. They can take a joke 100x better than any kiwi. Your comment is a prime example. Grow up, you're an embarrassment.
@vEkliipze you haven't met me then. im Australian and im not stuck up. don't say you hate Aussies if you haven't met me. i like New Zealand a lot and i don't agree on what some of the Australians do for advertising or just what they do in general. please don't say that all of us are tossers, i know some are but then again some aren't. im sorry you had a bad experience with the Australians that you met but don't generalize and say that we're all tossers because im not.
Kiwis suck, they try to make out they are better than Aussies but look at the hundred and thousands of them flocking to our shores and leaving their shitty little country in droves to work..why?
Because we fought and worked hard for 200 years to make this the best country on earth while they just sat around talking silly.
If you look closely the country of New Zealand looks like a dog turd.
@ecconz Not talking about comodities. The Kiwis don't come here for commodities they come here because we have fought and battled to make Australian workplaces productive , safe with fair pay and employment practices.
Now the cunts are getting into the recruitment agencies and guess who they prioritise jobs to?..Aussies?
Not a chance.
Trouble is most the Australian employees are too uneducated or indifferent to see this, they are flat out just trying to secure 38 hours a week.
@BrisbaneGoFish No, most of them are in the mines. If you have a problem, then take it up with your government, not the individuals. I moved over here last year, and am loving it. I work my ass off and pay my taxes, drink with the locals and fit in with society. It's not us you should be worried about, mate....
@BrisbaneGoFish All the agency's and employers in the mines are Aussies.... Kiwi's get no special treatment at all. There are way less of us coming into the country than other migrants, I don't get why you're so pissed about kiwi's?
@BrisbaneGoFish Someone has to come here to work, Fucking Aussies and Abbos are the laziest cunts out there. Most of the hard labour work force are Kiwis or Islanders because the latte sipping poofs don't want to break a nail
out come all the experts on marmite and vegemite, i'm a kiwi and i love vegemite, because i grew up in australia lol, although my dad still eats marmite.
@FluroTEE - Orange? Slimy? Somethings gone wrong there. I wouldn't touch that. Vegemite is dark brown/black and is hard to spread, it should almost rip the bread apart, it's a bit easier to spread on toast.
@TeamEdwardSucka hey, you can get Vegemite at WholeFoods. Also, Marmite in Canada is from England so not the same taste as the one from NZ. Remember not to put too much Vegemite/marmite on your bread like Nth Americans do with Peanut Butter. The key to trying it to ensure you want something savoury, and to apply it to a piece of bread very thinly.
If you’d like to see another vid on kiwiana, then watch WORLD WONDER FROM DOWN UNDER World Wonder From Down Under - A bloody good Piwi the Kiwi video by Deanius DaGenius.
WARNING: Some of the language used is NOT politically correct. May offend Namby Pambies, Hoity Toities and other weak-minded bastards!
oh i get what this ad is about now. sorry aussies but you do actually sound that, not all of you but most of you do, so don't take offence. marmites great on toast!
@EkonBor that's wrong completely wrong, Vegemite was made first it is an Australian invention, marmite is a pommy invention because they thought our Vegemite was too salty or tangy so they added a fuck load of sugar so just to straighten it out marmite is not stronger than Vegemite, marmite is merely sweetened for pussys that cant handle Vegemite
@thelleht DEFINITELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET SOMEONE IN NEWZEALAND TO SED YOU SOME!1!!! maybe people in the uk wld find our marmite disgusting, but newzealanders mosly find the uk marmite disgusting haha. but they do actually taste different. :)
Bad mistake. Marmite is imported in to NZ under the different name "My Mate". The brand name 'Marmite' is taken by a sticky black goo with a taste resembling the stewed down toe-jam scraped from 10,000 pairs of old jandals, or 'flip-flops' to you.
@Keep3rz an aussie only sounds like that if they are redneck bogans. Seriously we don't talk like that as New Zealanders don't talk the way we portray them to talk.
@nmnmnmn100 It all taste like shit. I'm a Kiwi and I had both I also hate rugby....I like ginger and fig jam and Mix martial Arts.....And I think Brazil should be our new Southern Hemisphere buds.....
That accent is retarded. She sounds Kiwi the whole time. Never Aussie. I find it hard to believe this actress is Australian if she doesn't seem capable of doing an Australian accent.
...Except that Marmite is really associated with Britain, not NZ. But I guess if the marketers can whip up a plastic sense of nationalism it helps shift units, - so yeah, Go NZ!!! Sheep are the best!!! Leaving for Australia once you reach adulthood rules!!!
@KidKallum except, the English Marmite is completely different to the New Zealand version, which is and always has been made IN NEW ZEALAND. Hence the relevance of this ad. Twat.
Some Aussie in N.Z lodged a complaint about this ad claiming it was racist towards aussies. Lol Give me a break! We poke just as much fun at them as they do us. Harmless trans tasman banter, thats all. KIWI 100%
@dizeee yea im 100 % kiwi but my aunti is austalian and she sounds exzackly like the girl in the clip lmfao it cracks me up every time i hear it she also uses auzzy slang which makes it even more funnier
... and if she was a kiwi, the only reason she failed attempting it was because aussies mangle their vowels to an extent it is almost impossible to replicate.
hey! you eat marmite there too? so good for you, in England it's something only English ppl tend to like, foreign ppl don't know how to eat it, spread it too thick & then screw their face up. Aussies have their vegemite & we love our marmite. (we get it in little round black pots here with a bright yellow lid).
lilyeve222 4 days ago
I've tasted Vegemite (ughhh). I was brought up on UK Marmite and I love it. My friend in NZ sent me a jar of Sanitorium Kiwi Marmite and I sort of liked it, but it was sweeter than the UK version.
gavinpow77 3 weeks ago
the funny thing is that marmite will soon be made in australia because they're about to close the sanitarium factory in christchurch
KingSatyr 1 month ago
Australia is an awesome country, NZ is an awesome country. ive lived in both, i dont understand why we are at each others throats, we both NEED the other. Australia is our brother NZ, they're always there for us when we need them, remember that
jojoimogen 2 months ago
I'm aussie and I would honestly prefer to be NZ.
Jigamuffin 2 months ago
fuck all of this kiwis are better, aussies are better shit!. im a kiwi and i fucking hate how we are at each others throats!. we kiwis are lucky we can get into this country so easily and aussies where here to stay and work so yous should be use to it buy now. dont know if yous know but theres other shit out there that we should be worried about. etc NWO then what????.
odizzy007 2 months ago
HAHA havent seen this before xD
SayVarRee 2 months ago
im lovin dis ad
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Love it!!!
dizzin0nz 3 months ago
If my girlfriend would have such a crappy voice I would give her marmite, too xD
KingDJRule 4 months ago
Notice she goes from annoying nagging hideous accent to sexy calm and chilled accent. Aus to Kiwi Love it!
awaak 4 months ago 4
Until i read these comments I didn't realise that was meant to be an Aussie accent. I just thought it was a high pitched kiwi accent. Lol
hailsp24 5 months ago
Aussies always take the piss out of Kiwis but as soon as NZ does something? It's not right isn't it. Beached Az is probably the most racist fucking thing towards Kiwi's i've ever seen, and also in-accurate. Yet they still produce the show and air it on Australias ABC network. How pathetic, I fucking hate Aussies, make me sick to my stomach how stuck up they are. Don't even try and say I don't know what I talk about, I lived there for 8 months and couldn't stand the bunch of tossers they are.
vEkliipze 5 months ago
@vEkliipze I've lived in Aus for a year now, and I have no idea what you're on about. They can take a joke 100x better than any kiwi. Your comment is a prime example. Grow up, you're an embarrassment.
ecconz 5 months ago
@vEkliipze you haven't met me then. im Australian and im not stuck up. don't say you hate Aussies if you haven't met me. i like New Zealand a lot and i don't agree on what some of the Australians do for advertising or just what they do in general. please don't say that all of us are tossers, i know some are but then again some aren't. im sorry you had a bad experience with the Australians that you met but don't generalize and say that we're all tossers because im not.
RollingNashville 2 months ago
Kiwis suck, they try to make out they are better than Aussies but look at the hundred and thousands of them flocking to our shores and leaving their shitty little country in droves to work..why?
Because we fought and worked hard for 200 years to make this the best country on earth while they just sat around talking silly.
If you look closely the country of New Zealand looks like a dog turd.
BrisbaneGoFish 5 months ago
@BrisbaneGoFish You fail at life. Haha whats wrong, skippy? New Zealand is ALWAYS #1! :D
blUdz18 5 months ago
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@blUdz18 yes that's why you all come over here to live......
BrisbaneGoFish 5 months ago
@BrisbaneGoFish I think you'll find that it's your commodities that make your land rich, not how had you work.
ecconz 5 months ago
@ecconz Not talking about comodities. The Kiwis don't come here for commodities they come here because we have fought and battled to make Australian workplaces productive , safe with fair pay and employment practices.
Now the cunts are getting into the recruitment agencies and guess who they prioritise jobs to?..Aussies?
Not a chance.
Trouble is most the Australian employees are too uneducated or indifferent to see this, they are flat out just trying to secure 38 hours a week.
Fuck them.
BrisbaneGoFish 5 months ago
@BrisbaneGoFish No, most of them are in the mines. If you have a problem, then take it up with your government, not the individuals. I moved over here last year, and am loving it. I work my ass off and pay my taxes, drink with the locals and fit in with society. It's not us you should be worried about, mate....
ecconz 5 months ago
@ecconz The mines yeah while there are a million Aussies that would give there left arm for a job in the mines, something stinks.
BrisbaneGoFish 5 months ago
@BrisbaneGoFish All the agency's and employers in the mines are Aussies.... Kiwi's get no special treatment at all. There are way less of us coming into the country than other migrants, I don't get why you're so pissed about kiwi's?
ecconz 5 months ago
@BrisbaneGoFish The only one trying to make out that they are better than others is you. Stop embarrassing yourself and grow up.
nibib123 2 months ago
@BrisbaneGoFish Someone has to come here to work, Fucking Aussies and Abbos are the laziest cunts out there. Most of the hard labour work force are Kiwis or Islanders because the latte sipping poofs don't want to break a nail
MegaBaaBaaBlackSheep 2 weeks ago
that's bogan aussie, and that's not how most of us speak!
micger 7 months ago
thats a classic aussie accent lol
htowndubcity 7 months ago
thats not really a very good australian accent lol
jadoan26 7 months ago
there was way too much marmite on that toast lol
simplyapricot 8 months ago
Nigga what the fuck is Marmite.
mitchnc92 10 months ago
@mitchnc92....bahaha...its spread you put on bread/toast...its weird, and strong...but its gooood =)
TheOriginalChizl 9 months ago
@mitchnc92 its the same colour as you
janson84 8 months ago
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mitchnc92 10 months ago
AWWW I LUUVVV THEES AD!
31amchardy 11 months ago
out come all the experts on marmite and vegemite, i'm a kiwi and i love vegemite, because i grew up in australia lol, although my dad still eats marmite.
bubba30017 11 months ago
There was a documentary on new zealand made a while back, once were warriors or something, should check it out.
PokerObsession 1 year ago
Proven: NZ Marmite makes Aussie women like rugby XD
Lotuselise96 1 year ago
Okay so I'm American and I have no idea whatsoever what marmite OR vegemite are.. they look disgusting lol.. But I really want to try it!!!!!!
TeamEdwardSucka 1 year ago
@TeamEdwardSucka
marmite = yum
vegemite = orange slimy crap
FluroTEE 1 year ago
@FluroTEE - Orange? Slimy? Somethings gone wrong there. I wouldn't touch that. Vegemite is dark brown/black and is hard to spread, it should almost rip the bread apart, it's a bit easier to spread on toast.
verticalsmurf 1 year ago
@verticalsmurf
maybe the one i saw was off then.
FluroTEE 1 year ago
@FluroTEE - Either way it probably would have tasted the same.
verticalsmurf 11 months ago
@TeamEdwardSucka hey, you can get Vegemite at WholeFoods. Also, Marmite in Canada is from England so not the same taste as the one from NZ. Remember not to put too much Vegemite/marmite on your bread like Nth Americans do with Peanut Butter. The key to trying it to ensure you want something savoury, and to apply it to a piece of bread very thinly.
psxp1 1 year ago
@psxp1 Exactly and tastes really good if you do it the right way. I'm a fan of Marmite
Ayatanoaqui 9 months ago
YEAH MATE SMELLY YEAST SPREAD REPRESENT HARD OUT
goldsak 1 year ago
VEGEMITE RIP OFF!!!!
Godsclaws 1 year ago
No Marmite is what makes Pom's, Pom's. Go get your own vegemite rip-off.
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DeaniusDaGenius 1 year ago
"here is the trouble for the Wallabies... lol"
berelulul 1 year ago
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DaGeniusNZ 1 year ago
dam dd u see how much marmite was on that.. omg that was just way to much ae...
moe130590 1 year ago
bogan
HQXU 1 year ago
oh i get what this ad is about now. sorry aussies but you do actually sound that, not all of you but most of you do, so don't take offence. marmites great on toast!
sheenza911 1 year ago
she doesnt even sound australian seriously she sounds like a screeching irish person (no offence)
spongeflops 1 year ago
Marmite = Vegemite for pussies.
chloeaw1 1 year ago
@chloeaw1 vegemite is actually a weak version of marmite you moron have you even tried it....
EkonBor 1 year ago
@EkonBor that's wrong completely wrong, Vegemite was made first it is an Australian invention, marmite is a pommy invention because they thought our Vegemite was too salty or tangy so they added a fuck load of sugar so just to straighten it out marmite is not stronger than Vegemite, marmite is merely sweetened for pussys that cant handle Vegemite
BASTEH99 1 year ago
@BASTEH99 Vegemite is staltier and tastes like shit.
ScaredLaughs 1 year ago
@BASTEH99
Nope. English Marmite is circa 1902, Kiwi Marmite is circa 1919 and Vegemite trails in last in 1922.
chenkton 1 year ago
@EkonBor Are you nuts? Are we talking about the same product here? Yes I have tried it!
chloeaw1 1 year ago
she definitely has a bogan aussie accent especially when she says 'mould'. lol. It sounds so whiney
janson84 1 year ago
wtf does marmite taste like???? from: a typical american
TheMrmacmac 1 year ago
@thelleht DEFINITELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET SOMEONE IN NEWZEALAND TO SED YOU SOME!1!!! maybe people in the uk wld find our marmite disgusting, but newzealanders mosly find the uk marmite disgusting haha. but they do actually taste different. :)
iamannoyingXD 1 year ago
Love kiwis ! hahah " isn't tieea a tieest on the other chennel" HAHAH I LOVE MY NEIGHBOURS
aussieblackhawk123 1 year ago
Bad mistake. Marmite is imported in to NZ under the different name "My Mate". The brand name 'Marmite' is taken by a sticky black goo with a taste resembling the stewed down toe-jam scraped from 10,000 pairs of old jandals, or 'flip-flops' to you.
Great on toast.
driburnett 1 year ago
sooo truuuuue, soooo funnnnny, opz i need my marmite.
kiwingatai 1 year ago
would`nt it be ironic if that was an Aussie actress playing a Kiwi
imortal069 1 year ago
i don`t care where you`re from, or who you are thats freaking funny! and she was being kind, real Aussie chicks sound worse than that!
imortal069 1 year ago 6
that aussie accent was perfect, the Aussies will never admitt they sound like that, but they do
Keep3rz 1 year ago
@Keep3rz an aussie only sounds like that if they are redneck bogans. Seriously we don't talk like that as New Zealanders don't talk the way we portray them to talk.
TheA340guy 1 year ago
The original British Marmite powns all ;D
I'm just sayin'......
Lollipoploopz 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahah pretty hilarious!!! as an australian id say her accent attempt is pretty terrible but.
chelaraaus 1 year ago
I prefer vegemite to marmite and I'm from New Zealand cause marmite tastes horrible but I moved to america 6yeaes ago
nmnmnmn100 1 year ago
@nmnmnmn100 It all taste like shit. I'm a Kiwi and I had both I also hate rugby....I like ginger and fig jam and Mix martial Arts.....And I think Brazil should be our new Southern Hemisphere buds.....
starswitch 1 year ago
nz is too pc and taking it up the arse from pretty much everyone else. well i guess i could just leave......
fgbr345 1 year ago
@fgbr345 could be worse, "we cood hev deengoes steeleng ear bebbies" :P
Nautypaw 1 year ago
PROMITE FOR LIFE!
numerz 1 year ago 6
Ohhh SHE'S SUCH A MOLE!
Get's me everytime.
azzythecoconut 1 year ago 18
That accent is retarded. She sounds Kiwi the whole time. Never Aussie. I find it hard to believe this actress is Australian if she doesn't seem capable of doing an Australian accent.
belbird 1 year ago 3
vegemite FTW
geetarlefty 1 year ago 4
definitely kiwi
sarastandring1 1 year ago 2
krak up.............MORNING SIDE 4 LIFE!!!
ashley1234450 2 years ago
I think she should be doing an ad for vegemite - Australian, I prefer Marmite to vegemite.
aartvegan 2 years ago
This is funny Ignatz!!
Thanks for sharing!! =)
sandrateager 2 years ago
Hahahahaahahahaa Class
frandyframp 2 years ago
She's an Aussie actress.
enteecee 2 years ago
@enteecee No, she's not.
missymarx 2 years ago
...Except that Marmite is really associated with Britain, not NZ. But I guess if the marketers can whip up a plastic sense of nationalism it helps shift units, - so yeah, Go NZ!!! Sheep are the best!!! Leaving for Australia once you reach adulthood rules!!!
KidKallum 2 years ago
@KidKallum except, the English Marmite is completely different to the New Zealand version, which is and always has been made IN NEW ZEALAND. Hence the relevance of this ad. Twat.
nzkiwipride 1 year ago
GOLD! GOLD! GOLD!
paulskioz 2 years ago
love it! :)
osyris69 2 years ago
Will this stuff work with my wife and American football?
PS95PS95 2 years ago
Yeah, give her a few Big Macs or something. Haha
camy205 2 years ago
Sorry, but I don't understand this ad. Can someone please explain to me what this ad is about?
HappyYOOGS 2 years ago
It's like that when "master Chief" is on. Aparently it's the greatest show on earth. Apart from those who have a life...
mightymungo 2 years ago
bhahahahahahaha chicks in australia actually sound like this......guys do but its not as annoying
kerriedion 2 years ago
"oooh love this ad" facial at 7 sec lol...
TemakariniM 2 years ago
heres trouble for the wallibies
afroinferno 2 years ago
I Luv dis ad so much!
its da bom, i turn da tv up real loud and imatate it when its on lolz
kookygal317 2 years ago
She sounds so Aussie.
mikeybill 2 years ago
Some Aussie in N.Z lodged a complaint about this ad claiming it was racist towards aussies. Lol Give me a break! We poke just as much fun at them as they do us. Harmless trans tasman banter, thats all. KIWI 100%
blUdz18 2 years ago 60
@blUdz18 As a European I would choose the side of the Kiwi's. They seem more friendly and cool then Australians :)
RetardTE 1 year ago
@RetardTE Thats the spirit! ;)
blUdz18 1 year ago
@blUdz18 yeah, why does everything have to be so serous and political
sharpezor 6 months ago
lets just hope that last quote appears in the cricket final tomorrow!!
Psylonz 2 years ago 2
Bahahaha "Oh no she's such a mole" hahaha
hysteriakiwi 2 years ago 2
Australians Just dont get our humour lol
31amchardy 2 years ago
im confused, she sounds like a drop kick. no ones speaks like that... what the hell. worse ad everrr
b0mbch3ll3 2 years ago
She sounds so Aussie! >:( lol
TrulyH2oShow 2 years ago
It;s called taking the piss
31amchardy 2 years ago
that is probably the worst australian accent ive ever heard. she would get laughed at on the mainland
Joemance 2 years ago
Don't you mean the West Island?
DaveGravox 2 years ago
lOL LUV IT
31amchardy 2 years ago
flippn love this add....shame ozzies
smexyabz 2 years ago
lol this ad is the BEST!!!
BeautifulyTragic94 2 years ago
Just showed it to my boss and workmate --- all of us cracked up mate! Cheers for posting it bro!
jamesmnz 2 years ago
lmao thats funney its funney how she drops the accent lol
TubeNoobie666 2 years ago
its actually weird how sexy she suddenly turns when she drops the aussie accent or maybe its just hearing "heres trouble for the wallabies"
rexdaggers88 2 years ago 3
hahaha i love this ad so much!! such a whiney voice/accent :P
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MrUchihaha 2 years ago
But you DO sound like that.
dizeee 2 years ago 23
@dizeee And you sound like the Beached Whale. (referring to abc show :P )
e4g1e1 1 year ago
@dizeee yea im 100 % kiwi but my aunti is austalian and she sounds exzackly like the girl in the clip lmfao it cracks me up every time i hear it she also uses auzzy slang which makes it even more funnier
bahamut6667 11 months ago
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hahah love watching new z'lndrs try to do an aussie accent..
..accent fail.
TheGLoad 2 years ago
she's an australian actor
MrCrowley45 2 years ago 2
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tednedalinga 2 years ago
ah, shes not australian...
tednedalinga 2 years ago
I love watching aussies to kiwi accents...
EPIC FAIL
CantSeeTheStars 2 years ago
... and if she was a kiwi, the only reason she failed attempting it was because aussies mangle their vowels to an extent it is almost impossible to replicate.
Exalt4KoRn 2 years ago
haha bad news for australia
madmikerx7 2 years ago 2
and the home side have stolen it... here's trouble for the Wallabies.
LOL
dizeee 2 years ago
I <3 this ad so much. It's hilariously accurate.
"She's such a mole!"
Classic.
ThatSomethingGuy 2 years ago 4
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brdubs123 2 years ago
hha , icant believe shes wearinq stripes !
iRollWithTheBestox 2 years ago
THE BLOODY BEST!!!!!!
200103511 2 years ago
lol shes such a mole
manamo2 2 years ago
Bloody brilliant ad! Gotta get me some Marmite =)
jonnyhasler 2 years ago
Bloody Aussies! :)
cmer021 2 years ago 4