Two and a half men - intro season 3

[TheFearns123]

i like the bit when they say men

[TheKtownplayer]

There is Charlie :D

[leRoddie]

17 people are women (:

[Maneo27]

MEN MEN MEN MENNNNN OOOOOO YEAH,

[MrCokuzak]

charlie olmadan olmuyor bu dizi

[deathscyte9]

this is such a frikkin boner killer

[Terrystearsatlfc]

@deathscyte9 now that you say it...yeah!

[DelicateKiller13]

He said what he saw in the mirror: "HOE!!"

[ciminoland]

Charlie won.

[Assassiner99]

men men men men manly men men men

men men men men manly men men men

[SoulScream9]

i stopped watching this show after charile sheen left

[taiamon]

i bet they are gonna make a two and a half woman just to piss of the fans lol

[DreadfulDisasterXD]

this is the intro we love! <3

[johnwle234]

New Intro Two and a half men Ashton Kutcher

/watch?v=eaowGL0MJZk

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[Jayshowdown]

I know this episode lol

[TobysTVnews]

The new opening with Ashton Kutcher here!

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watch?v=0_RpjwgW4Sc

[marloncolhado]

Only 11 people watch Three Men!

Jake grew '-'

[Pallacius]

ahahahah, que massa cara , eu adoro esse seriado, na minha opinião foi o melhor que eu já assisti até hoje...

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

Since Ashton Kutcher joined the show, we're gonna have to re-title it "One and a Half Men".

[Dimitar94]

@CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 wow good work ! you can copy and paste

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@Dimitar94 Actually, I retyped it. But thanks for noticing!

[UlyssesFrankfurter]

@CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 stop copying south park

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@UlyssesFrankfurter I'll be honest with you: I've never seen a single episode of "South Park" before. I have, however, seen the movie based off of the TV series. Really funny!

[UlyssesFrankfurter]

@CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 i apologize for my accusation

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@TheSomerandomstuff No, then it would be "Two Men". Alan and Jake. Walden doesn't count.

[TheSomerandomstuff]

@CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 Two men and Walden? :D

[taiamon]

@CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 more like tree full men since jake is now 18 and in the law he is a man, unless im wrong and he is not 18 in the show but its a opinion

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@taiamon But Ashton Kutcher isn't a man.

[taiamon]

@CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 ashton is over 30, 33 i think, when your 18 your a grown up person do you mean that he acts like he is under 18

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@taiamon No, I'm saying he's a woman.

[taiamon]

@CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 why did you reply almost a month after lmao

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@taiamon Didn't show up in my inbox.

[taiamon]

@CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 ok, but how is kutcher a woman

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@taiamon I'm making a joke!

[cicek6]

@CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 Fuck up.. ashton is a mad actor

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@cicek6 Ashton Kutcher's most well-received film is "No String Attached". That match your definition of a "mad actor"?

[cicek6]

@CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 Men men men mennnnnnnn ooooooooo yeah

[gohan9310]

a melhor série de todas.

[MrImperfectlyperfect]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENN!



[juang451]

very catchy tune

[turkishdream66]

ich fin das vool geil man man man the manly man man

[realmieeel1]

Homage to Brazil's TWO AND A HALF MEN: youtube.com / watch? v = FejxCahdc0E @Realmieeel

[MarcusRamos16442]

Man man man man, manly man man man

oooh hooo ooo oo hoo

Man man man man manly man... huooo hoo huuuooo huull

Man man man man manly man man man

Man man man man manly man man man

HOOO HOOOUOOOOOH - MAAAAAAAAN

[joao1punk]

fuck you your suckers motherfuckers

[omerrefik123]

11 people is women

[iR0ckpod]

@omerrefik123 11 people are women*

[K3NWOODD]

@omerrefik123 26 leute haben keine ahnung über rechtschreibung!

[THEANnetWork]

the person who's singing over jakes voice is tommy pickles and buttercup

[NANDOTABAJARA]

Men men men men, manly men men men!

Men men men men, manly men men men!

Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo.

Men men men men, manly men men men!

Men men men men, manly men men men!

[XDBreno0704XD]

Charlie Sheen ja pediu pra voltar negocia logo e tras o kra de volta para o seriado...nos fãns estamos anciosos para a volta dele...o Cara errou e pronto n pediu desculpas formalmente mas pedir para voltar ja foi um ato de tamanha coragem para quem tinha brigado e se achava certo...então Warner trás Charlie Sheen de volta...

[TR0LL2R0CKS]

Good news everyone... Charlie Sheens back on crack.

[xcaliburlol]

i miss this.

[FilmMixProductions]

ROFL 0:34

[dpaanlka]

I utterly despise everything about this show.

[Puzzsta]

the little boy is sooo cute! charlie sheen...

[THEANnetWork]

@Puzzsta the little boys only 17 years old 

[Puzzsta]

@THEANnetWork wait seriously? like now or when he first did this?

[THEANnetWork]

@Puzzsta when he did this season he's like 13

[zvmiller89]

OMG, my boyfriend did that exact same thing to me one night! I was fuckin freaked out! LOL!

[TeddiiBearAngel]

I always thought these three (Angus T. Jones, Jon Cryer, and Charlie Sheen were singing. Come to find out they're just lip synching. :'(

[sergiiiitocnarte]

epic song

[kooyool]

0:16 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[manz900]

Television shows in my opinion are not needed. Its about time Americans get there minds out of fake television shows and back into reality. The little boys voice is annoying.

[Spectic]

@manz900 Neither is Youtube, so wtf are you doing here?

[manz900]

@Spectic Actually You tube is part of the internet which connects the entire planet. Because of the internet you can chat with someone from Russia or Germany. Watching TV shows does nothing but provide entertainment which one does not need when the world is far different. I guarantee you there are a lot of intelligent people watching TV who could instead be out changing the world or trying to make a difference.

[Spectic]

@manz900 You can do that on the internet, but Youtube is for watching videos.

[gmfballer]

Charlie Sheen shakes his head at the end like "why the hell am I here and singing this"

[Spectic]

Charlie Sheen looks like Butthead. Just compare the side views.

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

@Spectic Brilliant. I never even noticed that.

[ssw1066]

i like the theme song

and the show

[xDemonNerox]

Great intro and great serie, the best for me.

[hellking5]

9 people are not menly men

[XxXA7LaMaNXxX]

9 people are not half men !!

[StellaPhantom]

lol I Love this Show

[tthomaselli2]

I like how near the end of the theme song, Jake automnatically transforms into his present-day self.; Lol.

[AnzefahrProduction]

@weichmoese65203

haha yes he is an kind of magic

[lovegirl9652]

hahah 

[rafacr99]

MEEEEEEN!!!!!

xD

[devilshaun123]

is that there voices

[Artprincess247]

i dont get it, why did the boy in the middle suddenly grow towards the end? Doesnt make sense.

[CLAYM8s]

@Artprincess247 The theme started when he was around ten. When he got older, he got bigger, and his face changed. So thats what they were showing.

[mezaisme]

@Artprincess247 because it season three- the actors grown up a bit since the first season so thats how they show hes grown a bit..make sense now?

[Artprincess247]

@mezaisme ok

[UltimateMinion]

this show is so funny!

[Crumbleberry]

Charlie sheen is doing a... 0:33

(This is my favorite show)

[Crumbleberry]

Is anyone else dispairing of the fact this show may be canceled?

[joonascun]

0:21 their high on manlynes!!

[Owenmstj]

my fav tv show i hope they make at least 9 seasons

[markoshea95]

if u like tow and a half men then u will like this video,

search ``two and a half men best of alan``

[raoulhery]

what the hell happened to Charlie's eyes on season 8??!!! it's like he is blind

[made0041]

iiiew, jake's getting bigger

[LucariusofSparta]

@made0041

duh he does not stay a kid forever.

look at the last seasons intro.

he grows much bigger.

[Scarperguy]

@LucariusofSparta And so does his bow tie :D

[LULH1]

at the new episodes, jake is older, and so thei make a new intro, when he is bigger and have got another haircut.

[NStereo]

This music was stolen from The Chordettes - Lollipop

[TwoAndAHalfMenfan100]

I love Two And A Half Men it's the best comedy show ever. Charlie Sheen is my hero he is so funny in Two And A Half Men. Jake is so cute, loveable and so funny and Alan is funny. I always watch Two And A Half Men on Comedy Central HD on my Sky Plus HD box. I wish I had the theme tune of Two And A Half Men on my I pod and phone. If anyone one has it please pm me and let me know because I would love it as my ringtone on my phone and I would love it on my I pod too.

[EnglishTurtle]

The kid's got an amazing voice

[lovewesling]

yes jake grows in the end

[smilesful1]

I love this show so much.! <3

[frenchmanicure56]

jakes hair was like at the side then now it was at the front thats wierd i never saw that until today wow but lol love that show haha jaja

[SupermanRM27]

@frenchmanicure56 They make him age every season from when he first started to where he is during that current season. So like now he'd age from the little boy to the current teenager that he is now.

[jimbob94]

i like it when he says men

[immikey1000]

jake is sooo funny!

[iSewil]

I love that everyone grows in the ending xD

[MsSoylu]

@iSewil evweryone? .. only jake xD

[Original0092]

BEST/FUNNIEST SHOW EVER!! and wow..Jake is a lot cuter when hes older. its cool how he changes at the end of the song:)

[amolyoko]

Eu adoro essa série velho, é de chorar de rir!

[theblehguy1]

it's wierd how jake turns older in the intro

[BlueDiscProductions]

@theblehguy1 It's even weirder how his Bow Tie expands

[Backfromthehole]

@theblehguy1 The 3 of them do. You just dnt notice charlie and alan because your face dont change that much after 35 hah :)

[JazzsingerNJ]

who actually sings the theme song????

[ExpertVillageWILLY]

DOES anyone want jakes number? i got it

[D4nniY]

@coolcocki3s

i know but its funny (: that the don't record à newone.

[OoLiviKiwioO]

and is in the video of the thicker and also much larger and so

[OoLiviKiwioO]

somehow, the young and growing older is all in the is different ... -.- '

[MiriPuliX]

@weichmoese65203 omfg jesus! :O never recognized that !

[b0laas]

I love that episode :D

[D4nniY]

nice Intro, but watch the haires of the child @ 00:16

[coolcooki3s]

@D4nniY they change the kid .... the second one is taller

[TheDonkeyFLOPPER]

worse intro to a show ever right up there with everybody loves raymond

[neSium1337]

ur a fag

this is an incredibly great intro

[Cossadoreeee]

Idiot best intro ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hjjjoo]

go fuckyourself

arc55555 ur gay

[hjjjoo]

dude go fuckurself ur gay u shithead

[Theelderscrollsftw94]

@arc55555

May you suffer a hell of pain forever

Amen.

[JeffHardy191]

watching this one now

[rubikcubebeater]

are they parodying the Beach Boys?

[TheSaintseiya4ever]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

bom demaisssssssssss :)

ñ perco umepisódio aqui no brasil

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

:)

[adrianko2001]

creepy how Jake changes in the end

[princessofDBZ]

@adrianko2001 I was half sleeping while waching this on tv but then saw Jake changing lol!

[89stoney]

i think the woman actress is Jodi Lyn OKeefe, but not quite sure....

[limonenlight]

yeah it is her

[ssbb164]

@staind1990 no that's not kat von d its just a satan lover charlie slept with :] who happens to hate alan

[filoGaGa]

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[Everytinggood]

have a look for

two and a half men sex

or

two and a half men ständer really funny =)

[mrlocito92]

eey who is this girl in the mirror???

whats her name'???? pls som1 tell me!!

[theperserker]

jody lyn o'keefe^^

[SUPERHEROLUVR]

isint the kid alittle too young to play in an adult show?

[Choscabella69]

the show is called two and a half men. two men. one boy..which would mean he's half a man.

two and a half men. Jake is what gives purpose to this shows name and plot.

[xlaronx27]

@Choscabella69 they didnt really sing that opening themselves did they?

[kaseychambersisbest]

@SUPERHEROLUVR no hes not he may be young but he can still be in the show

[augustusgloop1234]

I have just noticed that I look a little like a 14-Year old Jake when I don't wear my glasses (due I'm 14 xD)

[jblaze14123]

mostly all the them Jake starts to grow up

[FabianoDardano]

i luv it :)

[HilaryIrons]

cutest theme song =D

[snpever]

alan is the best <3

[weichmoese65203]

look at jake´s hair in the end ^^

[Metal7788]

lol wtf

[vandos1]

lol wtf?

[leel17]

i like the newest theme video better because he grows up way more!

this one just frEAKS me out

[TheCaliforniagirl10]

@weichmoese65203 who is jake?

[Original0092]

@TheCaliforniagirl10 his actual real name is Angus T. Jones :)

[kop300]

@weichmoese65203 yeah it magically changes *_*

[piano249]

@weichmoese65203 hahah xD

[100DMark]

@weichmoese65203 it's because in the theme they are all getting older :D

[weichmoese65203]

@100DMark i know its a kind of magic xD

[songbird716]

@weichmoese65203 I knew something was different about him at the end of the intro! I thought maybe they changed it and put an older version of him at the end. That's why I had to come see.

[songbird716]

@weichmoese65203 I knew something was different about him at the end of the intro! I thought maybe they changed it and put an older version of him at the end. That's why I had to come see.

[mikekay3]

ahh, this is too funny

[shadhan1995]

i got all the seasons

[masterofgnargnar]

seen this one

[urmomsabeast1]

greatest show in the world

[buddychance9]

lol great song...great series

[kiba4713]

how many intros has two and a half men?

[BigMac7780]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ha,

*Ahem*

[lilLOVEsoBIG]

GREAT SONG!!

LUV THE SHOW!!!

[Techno22Freak]

jake is soo adorable!!!

I luv the show!!!!

[kingt1tus]

nope it's not them!

[andreschwanm]

Great Song!

[ShemaleLi]

Is it them actually singing? I've wondered.

[Lindgren119]

Yes its them! =D

[steffen010]

Angus' voice in this sounds like a girl :P

[TheWindSpartan]

WTF

[KASHTutorials]

if you look at jake by the end he gets older just look at him