@19d4life fuck you, Marines deploy in 7 month deployments and spend half the time at home before they redeploy then Army does. Marines are an invading force not an occupying one.
1. Whose food taste the best, Army, Air Force, Navy, Coast Guard, or Marines??
2. I've noticed from watching these vids, alot of the food is pre-made. Which of the branches does N-O-T make pre-made food, but cooks & bakes from scratch??
3. Do all of the branches teach u how to BAKE from scratch??
@TribeofShabazz Its not home-ec class.. they're not there to learn how to mix ingredients and provide a home cooked meal from scratch. They're there to kick some ass and defend our home.
@mikeyadigone@meinders04 Is there any branch that cooks & bakes from scratch?? My brother wants to go in as a cook, b.u.t. he's not sure which branch can offer him that. He heard the Navy does, b.u.t. of course every f@#king recruiter always says the same thing, that they all have the best food, cooks, & all cook from scratch!! He wants to genuinely learn how to cook & carry it with him once he leaves or retires from the armed forces!! Thanks 4 serving the country!! P.E.A.C.E.
@TribeofShabazz Well if you really want to know, the only place a cook in the military could work is a DFAC more commonly known as a chow hall. Used to be back in the day before I ever enlisted that everyone working in the chow halls were military personel, now it's all contracted out to civilians so military people don't really do it anymore. If I were to guess probably Navy or Air Force would be the best place for a cook. I know personally that most Army chow halls are contracted out to civis
@mikeyadigone He's actually thinking about going into the Army as a cook, b.u.t. he doesn't know how 2 cook or bake & wants 2 take that skill with him into the civilian world. The problem is if the Army contracts most of its work out to civis, then what is he going 2 be doing after he finishes his training as a cook in the Army?? He heard the Navy has the best cooks but's unsure, b.u.t. u get more benies with the Army. That's probably bc u face more battles & longer deployments
@TribeofShabazz Dude are you fucking 12? Marines don't give out benies because they are fucking gay. None, at all. Army does not fight in more battles, in 1 enlistment a Marine will spend the same ammount of time deployed except he is an invading force not an occupying one. Ever heard of Falluja, Sangin, Marjah, etc. those are where Marines fought far better than the army.
@meinders04 Is there any branch that cooks & bakes from scratch?? My brother wants to go in as a cook, b.u.t. he's not sure which branch can offer him that. He heard the Navy does, b.u.t. of course every f@#king recruiter always says the same thing, that they all have the best food, cooks, & all cook from scratch!!
God we had 1 Marine that was consistently overweight but he consistently did very well on his PFT and was a great Marine...Don't know how you can run 15 miles a week and be overweight I never could figure that out...
hea there DUMB ASS ashlerfarm yes we are marines if we were not then why would we have marine issed gear like the MOLLE pace he is putting his head on why do we have deseart digi kevlar why do we have m16's with BFA for fireing blanks during training so take ur little research and fuck off and for the record no we aint pogs either we were marines with 3/5 we are all 0311 or 0331s so tell ur mom im comming to do ass to mouth on her
they do allow mustaches in the marines, for i have seen them myself, and there are fat marines... i have seen plenty of them in BAF when i was stopping through to fly home and seen them all in line at DQ getting some ice cream... But every branch has fat asses, mostly POGS
Didn't know they were allowing facial hair in the marines now! Oh yeah, they don't! And honestly, have you EVER seen a marine that was not physically fit? They have to go in fit. Don't think so, but nice guys. Maybe would buy it for another branch. He is an average looking guy and not necessarily unfit, but just not a Marine. Good effort, but a little more reseeearch.
How can you be an out of shape marine? Don't they train like non stop? If not for the sake of a nice body I would stay fit for my own safety. You can't be stealthy with your gut hanging over your fatigues.
how did they pass bootcamp? i know every marine need strong determination but that alone cant earn you the marine title, and with the running/swimming everyday..not sure how they can keep up.
Oh they come out of boot camp fit and they slowly let them selves go. It's the ones that get office jobs and their fitness level is left up to them and not their superiors.
And there are ones who are heavy but can hack it. They are kind of like football linemen. Fat but none the less fit.
HAHAHA ... holy shit that's funny. "Child Molester mustache". But I think that's all the facial hair you can get away with in the military ... still funny as hell to say though.
Hey so why DID he have his pants down around his ankles? LOL And how in the hell did he not know all those guys were standing around him talking loudly.
I don't want a largefarva
DuckDitch 1 month ago
This is my buddy jared! Hes a fucking swole m.f. now!!
MrPostalpants 2 months ago
Guy describing it it hilarious
RougeSamurai77 5 months ago
@19d4life fuck you, Marines deploy in 7 month deployments and spend half the time at home before they redeploy then Army does. Marines are an invading force not an occupying one.
TheRockof90s 7 months ago
@19d4life Unfortunately some guys slip through boot =/
airsoftmeister94 7 months ago
@19d4life How about you have some fucking respect for the people keeping you alive.
trevorskates94 7 months ago
non of the food is even open... looks like a prank they played on him while he was asleep
carcrazylt1 7 months ago
this guy needs to go back to boot camp and loose all that fatness! Im sure he blames it on the Corps.
opposition13 1 year ago
@opposition13 His NCOs need to put a boot up his ass
jonnyboy87392 6 months ago
fat hobit always sneeeeaking
HKLesterol 1 year ago
lmao
christinam2199 1 year ago
farva!?
chillbilly21 1 year ago
car ramrod
cateaterfff 1 year ago
can i get a double bacon cheeseburger lol
lilbusrider 1 year ago
He's probably hungover
7rancisco1 1 year ago
Are those Jimmy Deans?!
usfdude 1 year ago
a JELLY doughnut!!!!
chevygearhead454 1 year ago
at 0:5 i think thats my cousin jared?
clonesstudio 1 year ago
PRE-MADE FOOD VS. COOKED & BAKED FROM SCRATCH??
1. Whose food taste the best, Army, Air Force, Navy, Coast Guard, or Marines??
2. I've noticed from watching these vids, alot of the food is pre-made. Which of the branches does N-O-T make pre-made food, but cooks & bakes from scratch??
3. Do all of the branches teach u how to BAKE from scratch??
TribeofShabazz 1 year ago
@TribeofShabazz Its not home-ec class.. they're not there to learn how to mix ingredients and provide a home cooked meal from scratch. They're there to kick some ass and defend our home.
meinders04 1 year ago
@meinders04 Agreed wtf is TribeofShabazz talking about haha, fuck baking from scratch, it's all about the MREs!!!
mikeyadigone 1 year ago
@mikeyadigone @meinders04 Is there any branch that cooks & bakes from scratch?? My brother wants to go in as a cook, b.u.t. he's not sure which branch can offer him that. He heard the Navy does, b.u.t. of course every f@#king recruiter always says the same thing, that they all have the best food, cooks, & all cook from scratch!! He wants to genuinely learn how to cook & carry it with him once he leaves or retires from the armed forces!! Thanks 4 serving the country!! P.E.A.C.E.
TribeofShabazz 1 year ago
@TribeofShabazz Well if you really want to know, the only place a cook in the military could work is a DFAC more commonly known as a chow hall. Used to be back in the day before I ever enlisted that everyone working in the chow halls were military personel, now it's all contracted out to civilians so military people don't really do it anymore. If I were to guess probably Navy or Air Force would be the best place for a cook. I know personally that most Army chow halls are contracted out to civis
mikeyadigone 1 year ago
@mikeyadigone He's actually thinking about going into the Army as a cook, b.u.t. he doesn't know how 2 cook or bake & wants 2 take that skill with him into the civilian world. The problem is if the Army contracts most of its work out to civis, then what is he going 2 be doing after he finishes his training as a cook in the Army?? He heard the Navy has the best cooks but's unsure, b.u.t. u get more benies with the Army. That's probably bc u face more battles & longer deployments
TribeofShabazz 1 year ago
@TribeofShabazz Dude are you fucking 12? Marines don't give out benies because they are fucking gay. None, at all. Army does not fight in more battles, in 1 enlistment a Marine will spend the same ammount of time deployed except he is an invading force not an occupying one. Ever heard of Falluja, Sangin, Marjah, etc. those are where Marines fought far better than the army.
TheRockof90s 7 months ago
@TheRockof90s Marines and Army took Falluja
jonnyboy87392 6 months ago
@meinders04 Is there any branch that cooks & bakes from scratch?? My brother wants to go in as a cook, b.u.t. he's not sure which branch can offer him that. He heard the Navy does, b.u.t. of course every f@#king recruiter always says the same thing, that they all have the best food, cooks, & all cook from scratch!!
TribeofShabazz 1 year ago
theres something to show your Staff Sargent
abcd1234781 1 year ago
inb4 tax dollars
EpicDERP 1 year ago
thats funny they took off running when he woke up lol
polerbare10 1 year ago
That fat guy from super troopers .
fabo103528 1 year ago
This makes me worry. Marines being feed Famous Amous cookies. I don't even eat that crap and I don't have to worry about being shot at everyday.
BerglundG 1 year ago
Thats just messed up ... they so planted that while he was sleeping and thats stupid
bigdumpling73 1 year ago
hahah how sad. You know they planted those while he was sleeping
nicolcacola 1 year ago
Devil Dog that Belly is fuckin UNSAT!
sbr76 1 year ago
wow! lmao
NobleEagle1 1 year ago
funny!!
usmchic 1 year ago
God we had 1 Marine that was consistently overweight but he consistently did very well on his PFT and was a great Marine...Don't know how you can run 15 miles a week and be overweight I never could figure that out...
cchanderson 1 year ago
@cchanderson metabolism
rudkappa 1 year ago
thats unsat marine..
booboo514 1 year ago
Haha,if he was a staff s. xD "Staff sargeant?Are we supposed to eatr and take naps?"
batmancookie2 1 year ago
Fuckin Hilarious
wtsfhc 1 year ago
Gotta feed that mustache
peraltish 2 years ago
He must be addicted.
jakeswat1985 2 years ago
Cannedy!!!
orptah 2 years ago
i talked to a guy who knew this dude and said that he was just off leave and drank too much, he is apparantly ripped now.
jaredcannedy 2 years ago 2
LOLS
djjj89 2 years ago
Can you say weight control.
usmcoth 2 years ago
lol that guy prolly smoked some bud, then got the munchies, and then got the itis and fell asleep.
death5089 2 years ago
This Marine got some exercising to do...
BroadCastTuber 2 years ago
you mean private pile xD
andrewzb 2 years ago
Looks like Farva from super troopers
joker86548 2 years ago 26
Fat asses in uniform. What a relief.
DevonyIsACunt 2 years ago
IM thinking about joing. But im deffinatley to hefty.
capufool 2 years ago
haha its gomer pyle
gmh2115 2 years ago 2
Theres no such thing as a Fat Marine , youll be so used to PT youll have no problem staying in shape as a Marine . I think hes a Corpsman.
xxblackyburnzxx 2 years ago
Actually, yeah, he probably is a corpsman... You could be fat in the Navy... :P
treasuredroperX 2 years ago 3
he look like the fat ass from
super troopers
BABYEARL2 2 years ago 29
@BABYEARL2 Farva
cruz2410 1 year ago
POLICE THAT MOUSTACHE!
plasterdbastard 2 years ago 3
lol child molester mustash
bongster77 2 years ago
wow hes a hard sleeper
marcusamarrious 2 years ago
marine farva goes out in humvee ram rod
mattbellow 2 years ago
farva from super troopers lol
scare2in 2 years ago
"Child molester mustache" i loled so hard i feel out of my chair
roguemaster88 2 years ago
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lol goes to show being a marine aint shit every ones sees now couch potatoes
gloryfighter1000 2 years ago
Child molester mustache, haha
amyykdee 2 years ago
he thought that was his buffet
72ve17 2 years ago
hea there DUMB ASS ashlerfarm yes we are marines if we were not then why would we have marine issed gear like the MOLLE pace he is putting his head on why do we have deseart digi kevlar why do we have m16's with BFA for fireing blanks during training so take ur little research and fuck off and for the record no we aint pogs either we were marines with 3/5 we are all 0311 or 0331s so tell ur mom im comming to do ass to mouth on her
civiconboost 2 years ago
they do allow mustaches in the marines, for i have seen them myself, and there are fat marines... i have seen plenty of them in BAF when i was stopping through to fly home and seen them all in line at DQ getting some ice cream... But every branch has fat asses, mostly POGS
AJG63 2 years ago
Didn't know they were allowing facial hair in the marines now! Oh yeah, they don't! And honestly, have you EVER seen a marine that was not physically fit? They have to go in fit. Don't think so, but nice guys. Maybe would buy it for another branch. He is an average looking guy and not necessarily unfit, but just not a Marine. Good effort, but a little more reseeearch.
ashlerfarm 2 years ago
I have seen a Marine who wasn't fit. And they do allow mustaches.
temp54 2 years ago
How can you be an out of shape marine? Don't they train like non stop? If not for the sake of a nice body I would stay fit for my own safety. You can't be stealthy with your gut hanging over your fatigues.
PSUZombie 2 years ago
i knew a few fat marines. they're the ones they don't show on tv
wrestleforpizza 2 years ago
how did they pass bootcamp? i know every marine need strong determination but that alone cant earn you the marine title, and with the running/swimming everyday..not sure how they can keep up.
roguemaster88 2 years ago
Oh they come out of boot camp fit and they slowly let them selves go. It's the ones that get office jobs and their fitness level is left up to them and not their superiors.
And there are ones who are heavy but can hack it. They are kind of like football linemen. Fat but none the less fit.
wrestleforpizza 2 years ago
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devil0311dawg 2 years ago
defianetely fake , facial hair gives it away
devil0311dawg 2 years ago
you can have a mustach.
Mattc73355 2 years ago
But he's hot!
gutlicker 2 years ago
yeah lol....and actually they just passed a law that Obese(extremely overweight) people can now join the military
zslam 2 years ago
lmao, he had one of those granola bars coming out of his ass, he probably just swallowed it food in stead of chewing it.
mrsspiky 3 years ago
oh my....
vivre909 3 years ago
fake
jbyrd0861 3 years ago
lol
kronlc 3 years ago
how does he pass the PFT lmao
Sk8erkid34 3 years ago 3
so thats way they call it the "Don't ask Don't tell"
randydang14 3 years ago
lmfao
aznpride909r 3 years ago
LOL he even has food in his gear, the chips ohoy will stop a bullet :)
BrendonVids 4 years ago
DONT ASK,DONT TELL
DALTXJRC1 4 years ago
Why the hell are his pants down?
demandred753 4 years ago
lol, child molester moustache lol
apatheticE5 4 years ago 2
LOL. this shit so god damn funny.
vhw11atr 4 years ago
dont be jealous meanface
jaredcannedy 4 years ago
HAHAHA ... holy shit that's funny. "Child Molester mustache". But I think that's all the facial hair you can get away with in the military ... still funny as hell to say though.
Hey so why DID he have his pants down around his ankles? LOL And how in the hell did he not know all those guys were standing around him talking loudly.
texagman 4 years ago
Dont tell me this marine is a NCO...
orptah 4 years ago