Assholes, Oral, Handjobs and Underaged Sex - Ask The John

[KronikKrazy420]

lmfao banged tha chick with his toes now thats gangsta lol



[veteranfw]

DOGGY-STYLE IS MY POSITION, I LOVE TO GO DEEP IN THATS ASS AND SLAP THAT ASS, TEASE THAT ASSHOLE WITH MY THUMB AND WATCH THE PENATRATION...AND IF A CHICK IS AGAINST THAT, WELL IT WILL BE THAT LAST FUCK FOR HER.

[z3329885]

harry potter and ron's sister....

[panda3361]

not true i banged my best friend's sister and we're still the best of friends

[sonicthebasedhegehog]

a friend of mine told me hes a sex machine, literally. hes 17 and has a really high sex drive. if hes not gettin pussy he'll masturbate, he told me once that sometimes he masturbates roughly 15 times a day, he can control himself at times, but when it comes to sex he told me he never gets tired and he's always ready. he said after he blows a load it only takes him 30 seconds to get right back up and back to business....could he quite possibly be a sex MACHINE??

[people6]

someone's got to bang your sister why not your friend if he's decent? at least you know he is not mistreating her lol

[gosciu555]

I feel like I'm more corrupt by the second listening to this.

[Golem890]

lol that happened to me i ended my friend ship i ended up fighting with him in my house with ym sister there

[echosixnoble]

Way to go Skyy! I love this new format now! I'm not unsubbing anymore. :)

[mercedes1988]

no john, youre wrong about the small penis guy.

make the bitch fall in love with you first...then give her the best oral sex in her live, than tell her you have a tiny dick...the girl is already head over heels with you and she just had a great orgazm...she wont leave you..im a chick so trust me

[SunfireGTX25]

Doggy style is the best! I never heard a girl refuse to do it that way. It goes in so much deeper than missionary which is why most girls love it!:)

[reyo88]

lolz i think she dislikes being treated like a dog. so as a comeback try buying her a collar for her birthday?! xD

[leedaryl]

IMMA DIRRTY BASTARD CHICK.! ^_^

[YajT89]

I love doggie, and my bf loves being able to look at my ass, so it's win win!!

[Kommerzman]

Where is the beat at the end of the video from? Anybody got a name?

[tysonoboyoboy]

DONKEY PUNCH IN THE NUTS!!! LMAO!!

[Kalonsoldierfront]

my advice for that guy that has his sister getting fucked is to fuck his best friends mom and say were even now

[kaycoates13]

Doggy style is my fav...

[Nickasauur]

If it wasn't for skyy, I would still be a virgin.

[MsExoticBliss]

I love doggy style

[parker1684]

Skyyjohn, maybe it is time for you to write a book called " How to be an Asshole step by step Guide".It'll be a bestseller!!! You'll earn big bucks for that!!!LOL!!!

[Steve128967]

WTF, dude if a girl WANTED to have sex with me when I was 13 years old I would DESTROY that shit!

[FutureMarine246]

apologize?? hell no!

[DonPohlino]

@WikkitJuggalo

ok, dann halt die Fresse und gucks nicht. Kannst ja weiter die Aussenseiter gucken.

Translation: Ok, then shut up & watch something else.

[IonicGell200]

Doggy style is the shit. If she doesnt want it, go bang another chick who DOES...

[IonicGell200]

Doggy style is the shit. If she doesnt want it, go bang another chick who DOES...

[so011008]

I wish a chick would tell me no doggystyle! She'd be getting her vacate papers!

[GamerGER]

one of my best friends did the same... first i was kinda angry but then it was ok for me... later they split and we are still friends

[sp1epiphany]

donkey punch the little boy in the nuts. LMAO

[Jabuh96]

woof

[oxmanuxo]

My girlfriend didn't like the idea of it, she taught it was gross. I sat down and talk with her. I said that we could try it and if she didn't like it well I would stop and that's it, end of the story...

She's asking me to do it now because she loves the sensation she get's from that position...Just sayin!

Skyy, I've been watching you for a while, Keep that shit on, We, the bastards, love you hehehe

[DB2684]

Doggy styke? lets face it ....... it's the fuckin best ! Dude you just gotta let this gal know how it works. like i was bangin a gal on my course tday. and she thought doggy style was ment in the arse not the pussy :O !

[Amaechirox]

that chick probably misunderstood you skyy, she prolly thought you wanted to do anal, aint nuthing wrong with doggy style

[Slamwoo93]

he banged the chick with his footnow that's gangsta !!

[ExacavatoroftheWest]

Hey, I used to go to my dad's job at at a recreation center in North Richmond, Ca, North Richmond is like a smaller Oakland, 15 miles from Oakland. Anyway we want a trip to the Giants game when I was about 17 or 18, the kids were about 8 to 10 years old. After the game these little bastards were running in between cars in the Candlestick parking Lot(5,000 cars at least) and punching each other in the nuts. I was punched twice in the nuts trying to stop them from punching each other in the nuts.

[ExacavatoroftheWest]

@ExacavatoroftheWest The moral of the the story is you can't stop little bastards from punching each other in the nuts. Especially if they are bunch little fuckers.

[niilus]

whoever that dude was, complaining about his equipment size - small dicks will even knock out a pussy - it all comes down to how fucking nasty one can become, use your imagination.

Great work skyy, love your show, rofling each time I watch it, keep it up :P

[kelvinocg25]

How many girls here are freaky I like freaky girls they don't care what you do or size lol comment how many girls here are freaky

[xdyingheartx]

yes well from my experice i hate it



[MXGAdams]

smh. doggy style is a must

[Seraku15]

Yeah you can't be saying "I'd hit that", assuming your friend would agree when it's about his sister.

[ThePrankster]

Fuck you, Donkey punch that kid in the nuts.... only way to do it.

[07kane]

Uh, where's the tits, Skyy? (You call them "Sophia," right? I can never remember...)

[bentn13]

It's hot, but there are better positions

[fmeriqui]

that little kid is so gay.....

[youngruxkii]

my views on doggy style? The only way i love to finish :D My girl even asks me non stop, "So when we doiing doggy?"

[Appuahead]

I think I have a doggy style fetish or something... and I'm still on the bench!

[NightCrawler6913]

18666 views? lololol



[ConnorJohnGriffin]

One of the funniest episodes in a while!

[NightCrawler6913]

FUCK CONTROL SKY! That shit was made to explode like a nuclear missiles lol.

[mikiroony]

Thank you for tha advise, Barbados Slim ;) YOU ROCK!!

[lynxager]

don't know never meet chick that didn't like it doggy style its like finishing to move sexual encounters

[LethalAxis]

i have a 5 incher and it SUUUUUCKS

[randomperson331]

@LethalAxis theres probably some dude out there with a really small dick who wishes they had a 5 incher, thers worse things that couldve happened, i bet youll find most females arent as concerned at about the size of your dick as you are

[LethalAxis]

@randomperson331 thanks for the encouragment. :)

[halobaga]

I WANT TO SEE THAT PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( 4:10 )

[xsnownedx]

Ahh this video made my Monday! Now I'm off to donkey punch a kid in the face. Good shit

[SamDIronMan]

Hey Skyy,

If you gonna go doggy and girls flip like that, tell them they are gonna get to another level of satusfaction. Coz you can hit her G-spot easily. ;) good luck with it.

[LyricCWalk]

I don't understand why you don't have more viewers. You are my favorite YouTuber by far Skyy!

- I'm also glad Sophia is not taking part in ATJ anymore! Just wasn't right :-)

[DerDudeInShanghai]

girls never complained to me about doggystyle...then again it's hard to talk with a gag ball in your mouth!

[PaGGe94]

SCREW SOPHIA! literaly...

[rygig]

good episode skyy. that guy wanted to know if he should blow his load into a tissue or on his girl though.

[legendaryicecream]

"this dude even banging this chick with his toes! now thats gangsta!"

LOL

[TriMOTinHD]

Who ever invented Doggy Style needs to be commemorated on what a brilliant idea he had. You can bang a chick, without looking at her face. GOLD.

[DangerDarf]

@TriMOTinHD You can thank man's best friend!

[FLORENAS]

Maybe she thought you were a dog ^^

[TheBestGoodbye]

nice shirt! :D

love your vids john

Love from Tijuana :D

[Osirah]

Doggy style is the greatest thing since the blow job :)

[babygirlxoxification]

are you kidding me?!

im a girl and doggystyle is my favorite position

[brodieisanerd]

my opinion on doggy, YES PLEASE.

[WellDamn24]

For the small penis dude, have you ever heard of FISTING? It can be better than a dick.

[AznVi3tBoi]

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[jdsmart118]

yea, some girls don't like the fact that their anus is spread open in yo face

[Kingcalcutta]

okay keep it like this most the folks thats haating on her is gay keep her ya diiig lol

[fatcowsrule]

:D is all i got to say about it baahahaha

[immadocta]

Deeeeelllliicccious!!

[dj4monie]

Never, ever heard a girl/woman say that. You're picker is broken Skyy

[awesomealtosax]

vagina free fridays?

how about free vagina fridays?

[SkyyJohn2]

@awesomealtosax I'll have to work on that one LOL

[boobtbam]

You can tell he's gone all out to get everyone siked again. Dirty answers, no fembot, all gooooooooooood!

[FLASH1080wxjc]

wtH? no doggi>!

[dodobaby45]

i havnt met a chick that ddnt like doggie style

[DFPFTW]

i like these videos...thumbs up

[gui123dias]

when they're ugly, i flip them over, when they're not ugly, i still got to flip 'em over, since brazilian chicks love the doggystyle

[ZingaZlol]

Doggy style rox and is often requested by the girl actually. Your girl is a weirdo :s

[Nothingitcomeeasy]

Doggystyle is a beautiful thing. It's like the best way to get me off...and to not look at an attractive dude's face

[RunsWithWolves6]

Hey no boobs in this vid :(

[fatman45378]

i miss sophia... she so motherfucking gorgeous

[SkyyJohn2]

@fatman45378 I miss her too! She's over on TipsyBartender right now. Go say hi!

[GSN2007]

@SkyyJohn2 liquor and tits are the best thing brought to man. YOU R THE BASTARD's MESSIAH :-)

[LowLowSpinners]

@SkyyJohn2 noooo! fuck sophia keep that bitch there...!

[Typhoon792]

@fatman45378 Ugh, eww...

[randomperson331]

"so when is the right age"

"17"

"but only if theyre in love, right"

"nope, 17"

[jordankriese]

@randomperson331 : nice one chef...

[problemchild530]

if the girl is game doggy is fine, i was with a girl over christmas who had just lost her virginity a little while ago and had never done it, so we did, and when she was finished she said so thats why your ex liked it hahaha, my ex was a fuckin seasoned milf, me and this girl are only 19 my ex was 27, thank god for seasoned patient women who teach a young guy how to be a boss :D

[SkyyJohn2]

@SemiAmazingAtheist My boy the SemiAmazingAtheist! :-) lol

[SkyyJohn2]

@chocolateparts :-) lol

[joeyloka24]

Man no doggy = no fun!!!!!!!!

[perplex001]

bros before hoes, bro... don't bang your best friends sister, yo

[GShnappi]

4:05 hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha­hahahhahahahhahahha LOL

[kaysniper]

i ahve the same problem lmao, i dont knw what to tell my m8 man, its ok though man but dont know how he will take it

[acoustics905]

get a chick that sucks her own niplle and randomly shows us her pussy and ill watch

[OkOmOkOlOkO]

excact fucking thing happened to me! I was bangin this chick at a party, and we were doing the regulary missionary possision... I got bored and wanted to tap this girl from behind. When I flipped her around she pushed me away and said: FUck no! Thats nasty, I am not getting fucked from behind!" I was speechless and didnt get what the fuck she was talking about! Whats the big deal with doggy?

[Chronosagaaddict]

bangn yur best friends sister is againts the bro code

[giantmtb1]

Now that's gangsta! lol

[jcdisconnect]

listen John, so far I really like the new concept with Sophia ... she's really representative of our typical enemy in the warzone ! I really had to laugh hysterically when you saw through her bs answers :) Stop hating 'cause the show just got real (with a woman) !

[SkatersInk]

@0:09 it says nailing my sister rofl

[gachman]

3:52 John had to LoL

[magicicle]

awesome voice!

[w00texCY]

Notice the thumbs ups on this video, and the one with sophia and it has been up even longer.

[bramskits]

You had an ask the john without sophia and guess what? It was one of my favorites

[HotPocketEXE]

Wrong?... Disgusting?.... What the fuck prude women are you picking up these days Mr. Duke of Bastards Skyyjohn? Doggy is a position so ingrained into our primal urges that it is only natural to do the deed that way.

[hennesseylady]

I'm a chick and I fucking love doggin' it when my guy's behind slapping ass. Tried anal anyways so not scared of nothing;D

[liamaxtonhall]

Yeah doggy style? no chance fuck getting some huge nugget on the end of your dick.

[HaitianPrince93]

VAGINA FREE FRIDAYS!!! i would say just the way i like it... but i kinda want vagina on fridays lol just not on the show... sophia is cool on mondays tho. that day sucks

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

she probably just thought that you were trying to do anal on her since a suprising amount of girls have not experienced the wonderful sensation of getting it from behind when doing it doggy style and think that position is only for getting it up the ass...dumb bitches, I feel bad for them =-)

[DaimonAugustus]

A few comments about today's AtJ.

1- Banging sisters of best friends... Who fucking cares ? Fuck whoever you want, damnit.

2- Handjobs, blowjobs, whatever jobs, they get messy, that's the way it is. Don't be a wuss, just undress, undress the girl, blow your load on her, that way nothing else but her, and possibly your skin gets messy.

3- Assholes. I f*cking disagree with Skyy. I ain't gonna be an asshole. I have too much self-respect to go that low. I'm confident, yet nice, courteous, polite.

[DaimonAugustus]

NO DOGGY ?! IT'S DISGUSTING ? WTF !!! Where do you pick up your girls, Skyy ? At the church ? How can you hang out with such weird ass people ?

[corazonesnegros502]

Much better solo! 

[MaicoMoon]

Finally you got that fatass mcchubsters off the show.

[Raven105X]

All hail the bastards for banishing the generic well-mannered vagina. Best episode in a really long fucking time, I'm right back in this shit checking my Subs as soon as I wake up again.

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

@Raven105X damn straight, if he must have a chick on the show at all, she should be rude crewd and very lewd like the rest of us bastards, I mean I'm all for intelligent chicks, they just gotta be bawdy about it

[iSP1TF1R3i]

@CRAZEDtranceaddict Yeah! I agree with you man! If you see this comment Sky, take a look below for it (obviously)

[DionLaurent1]

Hey, little boy, come here. POW! LOL

[broscoe23]

Doggy side was my favourite position until I switched it. Now it is nothing but head...

[qweedow]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SAVOURY!

Did you have to mention you couldnt get off! DAAAAAMN! I DONT want the thought of you mating dwelling in my head! HELL NO!

LMAO ROTF = VERY FUNNY VIDEO ANYWAY!

[6psycho9]

Take it out and shove your cock in her mouth for talking

[zcilap]

my favorite position ;)

[Soesii]

I'm a girl and I LOVE that position! I don't have to worry about me having a fat stomach, I can picture any hot guy I want and I love being dominated. It's ideal.

[MrKenky]

@Soesii

so what is your rape fantasy ;)

[MrKenky]

most of the times pretty and attractive ones insist on doggy, and u know why cuz they dream about rape :)

[Soesii]

@MrKenky We'd never admit that! :P

[DaRealTittz]

I had the doggystlye thing happen to me a couple of times. The girls said that it is degrading, because i don't want to look at them or something. one chick said that i could be doing anything behind her back and she needs to see what i'm doing. It's really just an issue of low self esteem, at least thats what i think. It really is a mood killer. so what i do when it happens is, i downgrade her to a last option type of chick. The chick i call when i need to buss a nut really really bad. wam bam

[WootCanada]

Vagina free fridays FTW!!!!!

[KaiserFlamberge]

Heh.

[sk84gs]

people think that doggy style is impersonal!? Being a really tall guy, who is in to short girls; this is THE position my friends!!!!

If you want to go hard.

[chosoy]

Hey, you re old? I would tap that old ass. You re a super model? I gonna tap your super model ass......

this are quotes i will never forget!

[satanshollowd]

Some Chicks find doggy disrespectful, I guess they think if they can see you face you cant be thinking of Katy Perry or your sister or whatever

[Lynpgz]

Gross, no, but it can be uncomfortable if the angles aren't right. Maybe she had a bad experience? Or she's just screwed up.

[ladykissthevelvet21]

Doggy is for the fantasy lovers.  If you're fucking someone who you're just not into, then put them on all fours and hit it from the back. That way, while you're hitting it from the back, you can picture anybody in the free wide world.

[nordlac]

doggystyle is like mcdonalds combo everything fore one price

[PowerRussia4eva]

Skyy, next time ask a chick if she will go doggy. If she says no, at dinner stand up, and leave her with the cheque :D

[dirtyj7]

haha not at all sometimes they g aournd it n say thats uncomfortable haha am keep goin at it!

[bigtymer9778]

Doggie style??? I just like to call it mandatory

[twebber26]

i am a woman and personally, doggie style is my favorite. i like to throw that ass back and make that bastard scream wait wait, im not ready to cum yet, put that arch in ya back my ladies, and he will always want your strawberry shortcake fa sho!

[DrLuis08]

Lol @ Skyy's shirt.

[delite3014]

WOW ..... RUFF RUFF Night for Sky John ....LOL

[LukeSock]

One girl thought I was going for anal when I flipped her around for doggystyle.

...

Not that she was wrong or anything...

[PaGGe94]

@LukeSock HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[wirevo]

How is doggy style "gross and horrible"? Dick goes in and out the same way, except now you get to use what the hips were made for: handles, bitch.

[SLUGTHUG]

1:50  LOL @ Peace Treaty

[waldo5683]

Had a girl that loved it from behind. Surprised me one time took me into the bathroom and she raped me! Lol I gotta say I've never came so fast in my life. Booty calls are awesome! Lol ")

[livendeadgirl]

AMazing position!!

[PureMensan]

Such a great episode - loved it!

[macappfan]

DONKEY PUNCH IN THE NUTS ahahah

[RadLilPiglet]

LMFAO xDDDD That's all I have to say =)

[DisappearingBoy88]

You always give the best answers, Skyy. Keep it up!

[vbrascia21]

Doggystyle= Best position!!!! Thumbs up!!!

[Dinglebarriez]

SOOOO GLAD IT'S JUST SKYY!!!!

[post2sk8online]

I'm high right now, makes this shit 100x better

[Eclare18]

doggy style=best position ever!! :D

[mmawilldesha]

My sister has dated some of my friends before and she never cares about my feelings or my friendships but if I even look at one of her fine ass friends in the wrong way all hell breaks out.

[jaybar1992]

i like it. menstruation mondays and vagina free fridays

[adamw122007]

Doggystyle: Hmm as long as i aint puttin it in the stank tank, then its all good with me

[elleryfamilia]

Yees Skyy!!! This was a good one!! Let's keep the show vagina-free lest' we can literally see the vagina

[GoldBoy7GG]

Thank god Sophia is gone.

[SuperMrgabriel]

Buy your "vagina Free Fridays" T-shirts now

[Stygos0123]

@SuperMrgabriel haha i want one :)

[shootifyoucan]

I never EVER heard of a girl who hated doggy. My current girlfriend loves it from behind.