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  • 0:28 "Ahh its so good!" "Oh its incredible." LMFAO

  • I hear this same sound from my mommy and daddies room at night sometimes.. They must be playing tennis too

  • she doesn't even grunt, she screams, and it IS to distract her opponent because I've seen her do it while slicing the ball. she's/it's hot though :)

  • Hahaha yes give it to those rude frenchies.

  • It's funny how people talk mad shit about her "screeching" even though you can clearly hear another person making noise and not ONE person has said anything about her. So everyone can just shut their hypocrite asses up.

  • It's funny how people talk mad shit about her "screeching"and even though you can clearly

  • I'd fuck her

  • Just charming.

  • She got me a boner

  • The single-most overrated and unpleasant player in tennis history. A real Russian prole, nothing else. Martina Hingis, Justine Henin, Chris Evert...those were women. This creature is just some Frankenstein monster born of the Chernobyl radiation, Uruk-hai like. Completely charmless peasant; almost as bad the Williams sisters. Almost.

  • @MarcusCMarcellus i thought venus was alright :(

  • @MarcusCMarcellus You are absolutely 100% correct. She is all those things and then some, and yet - I would still gladly pee in her butt.

  • @MarcusCMarcellus Fuck you wasp. Keep worshipping old tea party asses.

  • look guys, ill take the bullet and do her from behind :)

  • even when she's angry and aggressive she looks pretty :_D

  • why was she pissed?

  • oh my, be careful of this one, she got fangs ;)

  • WOW Maria, just SHUT THE FUCK UP already. I turn the channel every time this screeching bitch is playing.

  • @StevenCBlah Shut up. Jealous much? She is world #3, so her 'screeching' has gotten her to that stage.

  • @DempseyBloom I'm not jealous at all. She is a great player that needs to shutup. If you think her screeching made her a great player, you are clinically insane. Plus, she'll never win another Grand Slam again, so good luck with that.

  • @StevenCBlah From what I heard, making sound everytime you hit something gives much more higher force. Similar to like controlling breath while doing weight, you exhale when you applying the force..

  • come on djokovic make your move..she wants it up her ass.!! :P

  • That's my new favourite video!

  • sorry i couldn't hear it over her grunting OOHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • amazing! lol

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    shes amazing..

  • i would let her shove her raquet up my ass

  • @trackdriver1003 'i am a hater' last time I check, i ain't the one going to videos of people I don't like and leaving insults..sounds familiar? oops

    'it's hard to hear what they're saying' excuses excuses..every tennis fan who follow it knows the behavior of french crowd #FAIL

    and who's talking about that annoying djokovic, anyway?

  • @trackdriver1003 lmao you are such a noob. the french crowd was going against her with the incessant boos and it's natural that she reacted that way. let me guess: you are not a tennis fan, aren't you?

  • @trackdriver1003 oh shut up...how could u know she is a bitch?

  • i would let her put anything up there

  • yes, that is why she's my favorite!!

  • What she said was, "I want your cum up my ASS!"

    These maniacal histrionics by Shitmypovia are so fucking annoying. Why aren't we hearing this shrieking bs while she's warming up? Because it's all a put on, an act. Fucking cheater. What she really needs is 10" of man sausage in her hershey hole. Wish she'd just play tennis and STFU.

  • @zamiel1 Exactly. It's just an act to try to throw off the opponent. And as far as the 10 inches of sausage in her hershey hole, I could not agree more!

  • @zamiel1 there are a lot of videos where she shrieks while practicing..so sit the fuck down and go spin on a dick

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  • Now the French deserved that. They are the most obnoxious crowd in tennis. Just look what they did to Martina and Serena. Made them both cry. And for what? For ZERO.

  • Scene From Brazzers ? :D

  • why are they so loud when playing? o.O i watched on TV when they scream, it's up to 110 decibels! and that's fcking loud!

  • if maria told me to go up my fucking ass i would instantly splat my pants.

  • 0:29 I was mouthing the words with her.

  • Hate French shitty people

  • If you type in "joke" on the search bar women's tennis comes up.

  • @rogerfederer2424 hmm, didn't federer just get steamrolled by nadal?

  • @mrmctommy 4 sets... Federer had chances. Don't act like it's a steamroll. Hmm didn't Serena Williams (at the time #1) get absolutely destroyed by a male player ranked in the 500's? So fuck off bitch.

  • @rogerfederer2424 what you said is not enough to formulate even a pissdrop of an argument. I do not care for Women's tennis. But your boyfriend got SHIT on by Nadal and he walked off the court to go kill himself because he is now ancient. As all pussyass swiss cunts do. Also, your chauvinism is going to get you absolutely nowhere in life. Which is why you're trying to make jokes on youtube videos. Congratulations, you're a massive queer. Make the only contribution to society you can and DIE.

  • Fuck french crowd.

  • SHES A GIVER ;)

  • she was yelling at her box, to fire herself up

  • i wana fuck her so hard

  • She is amazing!!!  Stop hating!!!!

  • I cant stand this bitch

  • She needs to get laid, she might stop making those sounds.

  • HAHA!

  • "AAHH THATS SO GOOD"

  • She is even more amazing

  • She wants it up her ass?

  • @pornftw4123 well no, she said "your", not "my"...

  • @pornftw4123 Sounds likes she takes it up the ass..

  • i'd cum if i was there

  • 0:10 so sexual

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  • if you closed your eyes and took out the sound of them hitting the ball...this might not be a bad porn clip!

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  • I found the grunts really disturbing, they should wear a sound proof helmet to keep the noise for themselves

  • i find it easy to masturbate to the grunting

  • @TheMrmysteryguest1 Oh yeah and to Yorkshire pudding too right? Keep up the good work... ;-)

  • it was the crowd every time maria's serve biggins they sayed boo but then she makes a point ...

  • Wow.

  • Mouth

  • I would so love that dirty moutb

  • Maria's UGLY STINKY CUNT with her flatt butt - giraffe bitch!!!!

  • @trent6149 Whoa! Get teased by some hot ass sexy bitches as a child Perhaps?

  • Oh what a charming young lady...

  • @JonnyWiseGuy2764 Bet you wouldn't be saying "what a charming young man" if it was Nadal saying that...

    Also the french crowd deserve it. They harassed her the entire match and they're the most obnoxious crowd in all of tennis.

  • Oh what a charming young lady...

  • they sound so fucking stupid...

  • geez your hitting a tennis ball not giving birth to a dumptruck...

  • she did i think

  • Well put, Maria.

  • why did she said that did someone make her angry. Its like she was saying it to someone.

  • Up your ass as well you cheeky bitch!...

  • Imagine what they'd both be like in bed. GOD :P

  • Azarenka's grunt is even more annoying and definitely on purpose to distract her opponents...

  • Could this bitch possibly make any more noise when she hits the ball?

  • I'll give it to her up her fucking ass!

  • I LOVE HER

  • I had no idea that women orgasmed every time they hit a ball!!

  • She's got real class... not.

  • I dont know why people think grunting is a sham and is just used as a tactic by players. People grunt when they work out in the gym, it helps them lift heavier weight, it makes that some players feel they hit the ball harder when they grunt.

  • @Currymastuh It's not that people think it's a sham . . . it's that -- especially in women's tennis -- it sounds like total, unbridled, sweatgasmically loud, sexually sexy sex!!!!

  • @Currymastuh it's a sham, tennis-men dont do it, and people doign that at the gym are posers

  • @mouloudo Umm... how about Rafael Nadal?

  • i love tennis  but god lol sounds they making its very annoying

  • I'm guessing she was yelling at the opponents "box" (where the player's family, coach, etc. sits). Don't know thoiugh. Either way, I only love her more.

  • I have a boner.

  • sharapova is the perfect height for me because when we cuddle my face will be right in her (o)(0) haha!

  • @Shauno19882010baby i didnt know she had 1 tit (0) bigger than the other (o) lol

  • @Redh0t2011 Haha that i will never know. I can only imagine.

  • sounds like porn...!

  • God I wish I could make Maria Sharapova make noises like that

  • the things id stick up your ass maria... the things...

  • Hey, I'd like to be up her... nevermind.

  • Seriously, what would you choose between this and lesbian porn? :)

  • at first i thought this was some hardcore porn with all that screaming

  • l wish she was up my ass

  • why the fuck she always has to gorund like this when she hits the ball?its like evertymine she is hitting she gets an enormous orgasmn

  • How can anyone bear to watch this woman?

  • I get annoyed over her grunting everytime she hits the ball.

  • @mcatuara1 it's pretty hot when she does it

  • @mcatuara1 Everyone does it nowadays

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  • @mcatuara1

    But her opponent is doing the same , just not as loud as Sharapova does.

  • @chouzouris Well, Sharapova is far more annoying and she does it all the time she plays,

  • @mcatuara1 yes I think so

  • @mcatuara1 'cause she tries THAT much harder. If the other girls grunted too, they would have a harder swing. True!!

  • @mcatuara1 yes me too

  • @mcatuara1 how did you get top comment? your comment was stupid and generic.

  • @OceanSkate401 Well, you'll just have to tolerate my opinion. You think you can do better?

  • @mcatuara1 shut up. you're a dinkus.

  • @OceanSkate401 Same  2 U

  • @mcatuara1 i am not a dinkus. I happen to think Maria Sharapova is hot.

  • the script of a female tennis show:

    girl 1: URGH

    girl 2: ...URGGHHH

    girl 1: AAAAARGGHH

    girl: 2: AAAAARRRGHHHHH!

    girl 1: *no scream*

    girl 2: RAAAARGGGGGHHH *rage* I HATE YOU

    crowd: lol calm down

  • i wont 2 put it in up her fuckin ass

  • she looks so beautiful swearing... although I would prefer that she would say "my" instead of "your"...

  • stupid french crowd!!!!!!!!

  • imagine having a three some with azarenka and sharapova, now thats the loudest sex you'll ever have!

  • boner achieved.

  • hold on.. hold the fuck on! she says "UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE" not ass!

  • Her scream makes me so horny :*

  • Absolutely fucking love the girl :D

  • @Joelll96 absolutely fucking want to make love to the girl :D

  • she is a very skilled player but i can't tolerate her fucking screaming on every shot!

  • I seriously can't understand the noises.

  • I HATE SHARAPOVA, AZARENKA, WILLIAMS (but they play very good of course)...

  • @rkellynsm lol, smartest comment about the "grunters" i've ever heard someone admit. :P

  • Sex sounds ftw.

  • she is the most annoying player in the world

  • @Mocvara666 just like nadal? thought so ;)

  • @kelvinpyaeko no, just like people like you, and of course your mother ;) :*

  • @Mocvara666 i know a lot of people think nadal is annoying too ;) :*

  • who won the point?

  • AAAAAAAAARRRRRR

    oooooo..

    AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H

    oo..

    AARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!! 'UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!!!

    this is a porn movie with a match played over it

  • mmmmm the stuff that i would do to her ass

  • sharopva is sexy, serena is a monkey

  • I like how everything is okay if Maria Sharapova does it. If Serena did that during a match, they would literally lynch her. But is Maria does it, then, it cute and fiesty.

  • @javant1969 I'm pretty sure they wouldn't *literally* lynch her.

  • @javant1969 i know right? people are so lame -__-

  • Dinara Safina sucked rocks. Am I the only one who remembers that. Sure she was number one but that was because everyone else had retired or were hurt. REALLY? Who cares if she doesn't play again?

  • sounds like porn..... aaaahhhhh ihhhhh aaahhhh ihhhhhhrr...!

  • Amelie Mauresmo was a good player and maybe the answer why she won outside France and never in France is the french public. For having been many times on french Open when she played I can tell that it is not like other Grand Slam publics. In France even if theorically French people are for their player somehow they are kind of sadistic and they were taking" hidden" pleasure as well when she failed every time. It must be kind of schizophrenic frustration that comes out:)

  • Is it a lesbian movie?

  • Sounds like a bdsm movie

  • lol it was funny and anyone know(i live in Paris so i can tell that) that the French tennis public is the worst in the world! Rolland Garros public is really stupid.

  • @marattrevigne OMG!!! They don't honor their own players, sometimes. I would feel so sorry for Amelie when she played there. I am still at a loss for the cool treatment accorded to Marion and Aravene who are better players than Julie and Alize, who get nice treatment. One of the worst incidences was when Justine lied about raising her hand to stop play, and the crowd booed Serena for raising the issue.

    They seem to respect males. Gasqet, Simon, Tsonga, Monfils, and LLorda are heroes.

  • I hate that fucking screaming cunt. I hope she retires soon. She's a joke.

  • @ericmtl if she retires there is no reason to watch tennis !!

  • Oh, didn't realise i was typing in capitals...

    My comment sounds kinda angry when it wasn't lol

  • WHAT THE HELL EVEN HAPPENED TO SAFINA ANYWAY?

    SHE WAS LIKE THE QUEEN OF CRUMBLING UNDER PRESSURE.

  • @pancakeing Dinara could not get past a back problem. IIRC, I saw a recent article that indicated she is going to retire.

  • @sawleo Yeah, it's a shame really. She got to loads of finals, but really could not habdle pressure at all. I remember i final between her and Serena in the OZ Open final i think. She might as well not of turned up. She seemed like a nice person though, so it's sad she couldn't reach her full potential when it really mattered.

  • @pancakeing I just read in the Bleacher Report that Dinara scuffs at the idea of retiring. She plans to stay a bit longer. I hope her back problem stops giving her so much pain, but back problems are so troubling. Best of luck to Dinara.

  • Is that Martina saying

    'oh, thats so good!'

    - LOL, could be taken many ways coming from her ;)

  • I would love to fuck her up her fucking ass!

  • tennis slut needs a big cock "up her fucking ass" to SHUT the FUCK UP!!

  • @kingofkingz1979 ......a bit too pervy.....

  • Funny thing is she lost this match

  • If she screamed like that anywhere else she would be put in a straight jacket lol

  • funny sharapova.......

  • whos vsing sharapova? she is a pusher