BEST SONGS EVER 3

[hanspeterpitsch]

9:05 Major Tom

[shredderduuude]

IMMA SHOOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER PLAYING GUITAR

IMMA SHOOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER 'CAUSE HE'S TOO BIZARRE

That's where I lost it.

[Hookom]

@TheAmazingAtheist you should check out Pyschostick this really reminded me of them. Love your videos TJ!

[PopeSweetJesus95]

I had to pause the video when the second song started because I started laughing so hard when I saw TJ's microphone. If you know what I meaaaan.... heh

[andyandcarl]

0:17 always a good way to start any song.

[2bitscrazy]

When he said "put the fucking sign down TJ" I thought TJ was going to eat him.

[123blockside]

can you fix this so everyone can buy it on itunes?

[HillbillyMykle]

i'd buy the album

[flamingacdc1]

i thought it was the beat from "Lose yourself" by Eminem?

Which Vanilla Ice song was it from then?

[Zeugirdor994]

@flamingacdc1 Lol. That is Eminem, he was joking

[iAussieVlogger]

TJ so huge.

[TehJayden]

Who is the guy on the right?

[TheEagleArcher]

10:40 DAT SHADOW

[flamingacdc1]

second good use for banana

[watcheem]

Cody Weber Sucks (He Fucks Ducks) IS THE BEST ONE!! :D

[Dragonis4]

great :D

[TenaciousleeFTW]

i would so hire you to play at my future son's birthday party

[TheLilty92]

I WANNA HAVE UR BABY!!!! MY NEW IDOL!!!! (i was really suprised when I noticed u ARE A GOOD SINGER!

[shredderduuude]

Oh God, not the banana!

[GouledXD]

Wrote the bitch a love song. Bitches love loves songs.

[GouledXD]

Why does Cody look so awkward on that bass. It looks like his traps too long, and his guitar is a bit too big on him. lol

[Zebco96]

When is your album released?

[brettsworld99]

EVERYBODY FUCKING DIE! MOTHER FUCKER ALRIGHT! I AM DEAD! YOU ARE DEAD! FUCK THE WORLD AND ITS FUCKING HEAD! GRAB A GUN! SHOOT EVERYBODY AND LETS HAVE FUN! I'M GONNA SHOOT THIS MOTHER FUCKER PLAYING GUITAR! I'M GONNA SHOOT THIS MOTHER FUCKER CUZ HE'S TOO BIZARRE! YEEEEAAAAAH!!! best lyrics ever

[Ulysses447]

The Amazing Athiest is now on iTunes...

[yeswehadouken]

this reminds me of the Tenacius D album very awesome

[DesecrateConformity]

That really sucks that TJ and Cody quit collaborating. I read about it on TJ's blog, and I heard that there was (and still is) a tremendous amount of animosity between TJ and Scotty, and Cody and his brother. I think that TJ and Scotty were kinda self-perpetuating assholes throughout the whole altercation. Supposedly Scotty said that if Cody's brother stepped foot on his property to get his recording equipment back, he would 'shoot him in the fucking head'.

[painterQjensen]

all thats left of past experiences, is memmories some good some bad. jack, or smirnorff?

[MarcusPhenox]

the lawyer song.... Is actually REALLY good excellent bass line great lyrics, TJ's voice goes with it

[beatlefanc]

If I were Cody I wouldn't let TJ put that banana in my face XD

[7nationarmy1]

This is one of those videos where i laughed from the beginning to the end uncontrollably! Tj, you are one of the funniest fuckers on youtube keep doing what you do !

[AssailantLF]

YEAH, FUCKIN LOVE SONG, BITCH

The last song will remain my favorite

[Cacowninja]

377 people need to put the fucking dislike button down thumbs up if you agree.

[AssailantLF]

@Cacowninja So you came across this video, looked at how 99% of the comments are months old, and it barely has activity anymore, and you decided that it would be a good idea to post one of those completely fucking useless bullshit "durr thumbs up if this"

[Cacowninja]

@AssailantLF What are you talking about a lot of these comments are new. What I don't get is why you comment controllers have to control what other people post. I don't like all the comments on here either but I don't tell people what to post. :/

[JordanBradleyIs]

Hah. Banana. Hah.

[MongooseInc]

The worst thing about TJ and Cody breaking up? No Best Songs Ever 4 :(

[MrHeslopian]

@MongooseInc Breaking up? They weren't lovers haha.

[Cyberdemon531]

@MongooseInc Fucking shit.

[dragonking960]

lol banana

[ForceInsanity22]

SUCK THE BANANA WEBER

[loltweet3]

you need to make an album

[Cvasir]

hahahahahah, that fucking spazz at 07:29 is golden

[pwnismaximus]

2:20 Banana

[ForceInsanity22]

BEST SONGS EVER 4

[NikoCRAZYGuy]

''Living the American Way'' is obviously the best one!

[Triipticz]

The first song is actually really catchy.

[LoKoLyNcHuNg]

TJ, the banana is in the wrong place, isn't it supposed to be in your ass? O.O

[pikachu7567]

@LoKoLyNcHuNg OMG YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!

[boojwahz]

at 2:14 those other 2 guys were like "oh, no. whats he gonna do with that banana?"

[bakersk8r41]

BANANA LOL IT WAS A SIGN.

[alifeofreason]

Watch starting at 7:40!!!

[zombieemperor]

if the one on the right is your little bro he looks like a morman version of you

[401reasons]

I guess I should have seen the banana thing coming lol

[JordanBradleyIs]

Hah. Banana. Hah.

[ForceInsanity22]

GRAB A GUN!!!!!!! SHOOT EVERYBODY AND LETS HAV FUN

[Epicinoino]

They look like gnomes next to him XD

[JordanBradleyIs]

I love how when TJ is screaming, at 7:49 Cody's brother looks at Cody with that nervous smile like "So um...is this, like, normal?"

[DesecrateConformity]

Cody is playing a right-handed bass left-handed! WTF?!

[screwdat27]

that kid who plays guitar but never talks is really good! i want him to teach me stuff

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

who's the kid with the smug-ass grin?

[LegendBaal]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx your mother.

[kazif837]

i think he means eminem at 13:41

[npplscorpion]

@kazif837 No, the joke is that he intentionally replaces Eminem with Vanilla Ice. He didn't mean to say Eminem, no. He's poking fun at how arbitrary rap names are.

[MrCattlehunter]

I would be proud to listen to these on my mass produced portable listening device.

[holycow818181]

For funniest, I'd go with "Cody Weber Sucks (He Fucks Ducks)". For the best musically, I'd go with "Living the American Way", with "I'm Just Trying to Sing a Fucking Song, But I Ain't Got Nothing to Sing About" as a close second for both categories.

[spyrolad]

The thing about Cody being a racist made me almost wet myself!

[watcheem]

My favorit is "cody weber sucks (he fucks ducks)" and "living the american way"

[BlackFloyd94]

Keep pressing 5 really fast.

[onlycreate1]

cody looks like a pedophile :D

[tricd0444]

wow..... TJ actually isn't that bad of a singer... lol

[XenophonZolatta]

@tricd0444 he also has those jim morrison type moments where he completely loses it, not every can do that. theres so many epic moments hahaha

[dcorps]

im gunna need that last song on an mp3

[TEhaji]

Remember that time that TJ molested you!

[koffeedrinker]

I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way!

[HottieMcChick]

Calm down, why are you spazzing out about Mcdonalds? Thats kinda weird...

[TBlenx1995]

That guy on the right is awesome.

[fortheconstant]

nice upside down right handed bass.

[PhyOSPhyOS]

0:00 Why don't you

0:16 Stop Posting The Same

2:16 Over and over again

3:47 You

5:38 Friggin' Annoying

8:12 Attention Whores

9:15 It's starting to get old

11:16 Enough

13:27 Kthxbai

[asdffdsafdsa123]

last song was the best

[shaizerbaizer657]

0:00 Introduction

0:16 I Hate You Baby

2:16 The Lawyer-Commercial Song

3:47 Cody Weber Sucks (He Fucks Ducks)

5:38 I'm Just Trying To Sing A Fucking Song, But I Ain't Got Nothing To Sing About

8:12 I'm The Best Bass Player In The World

9:15 Setting The Whole Fucking Universe On Fire

11:16 Living The American Way

13:27 A Real Love Song (Starring 'Vice')

[MushroomKingdom919]

Seriously, your singing voice is getting better.

[Skateclark]

"5 million dollars for me!... Not that much for you, but still oh yeah!" love that bit!!!

[MetalJoeBelladonna]

9:05 sounds a whole lot like Joy Division.

[plumpielol]

pee on my chest

[emopuppy123456789]

@plumpielol i will

[Y0uAreReadingThis]

I find hilarious how TJ's actually not bad at singing too. LOL.

[holycow818181]

@Y0uAreReadingThis I know; that belch at 0:18 was right on key.

[asdffdsafdsa123]

mooooore

[kegs95]

Track list

1:Hate song

2:Money for me, bitches for you.

3:Cody fucks ducks and suck at bass/Crazy insane.

4:Fuck the world, fuck this song.

5:Best bass player motherfucker!!!

6:Slutty fucking disease/Weber sucks at bass/Cody Weber's theory.

7:Ever since I fucked my sister/Home, on the range.

8:Love song. Ft:V.Ice

[AllanRawr95]

@kegs95 ...fail. 

[sestraux]

are you in pain? cause I am...

 but still better than Glee

[superpyro70]

suck the fucking banana

[superpyro70]

SUCK THE BANANA CODY

[superpyro70]

this is better than katty perry easily.

[Bigdeezy74]

sounds like modest mouse on crack

[SmootheTank]

Your bass is a little bit upside down.

And he sucks at playing to.

[PatricktheDoody]

@PaleGoldLizard yup

[ltsMeSB]

I legit find myself humming these songs now.

[cakeshowers]

How could Justin Bieber get discovered for his music and not T.J!

[repinthe204]

So, Tj and Cody if you are ever in need of a drummer and Cody wants to play bass or guitar , i am available, please message me, i will pay to play with you guys ..

[jjj5541]

Blackwater Mississippi

It's pronounced back water mississippi.

I like it.

(Laughing)

Fuck off ads!

[otur1]

A bit homoerotic...

[jmathur123]

Anyone else spot the upside down bass? You're playing it wrong weber!

[TEhaji]

@jmathur123 It's because he sucks, as TJ made it clear to the audience.

[darka0o]

@jmathur123 hes left handed ... so he is play it right !

[knucks360]

He's actually singing about my ex-girlfriend.

[Dmassucka]

@knucks360

He's actually singing about my GIRLFRIEND.

[knucks360]

@Dmassucka Ha!

[ExperimentLife]

Llololol

[MajinVegeto89]

lol. TJ actually sings as good as most pop starts do ^^

[MelvinThe42]

Who's the new guy?

[shaizerbaizer657]

@MelvinThe42 Cody's bro.

[YeahiKnowSillyName]

Poor cody.

[MelvinThe42]

"I'm the best bass player in the world. I fucked your" what did he say?

[MelvinThe42]

Where are the lyrics?

[OmegaStalked]

cody has the same jack cable as me!

[DieselFerret]

BEST SONG EVER

[NuclearZeppelin]

7:41 the start of TJ's screamo career

[muffinkat55]

5:40 was so sexy lol

[tylerfry]

TJ-I'm the best bass player in the world!

Cody-You just got some natural gift I guess

(See? not so easy is it? now shut the fuck up)

TJ- I guess so

(Shut the fuck up Weber)

[Badjokessoldhere1]

This is actually quite good. Even TJ's vocals

[MoonyPoet]

So the real guitarist, obviously not Weber, keeping a straight face through most of this video amazes me. Also, he's probably better than Weber on bass as I'm sure he doesn't fuck ducks.

[emopuppy123456789]

This is better than the majority of the music nowadays.

[mkmoloch]

@emopuppy123456789 Yeah if you're an idiot that doesn't know where to find good music.

[netterstyl]

TJ is a pretty good vocalist. Kind of got a John Lennon thing going on there. The hollering is just that - hollering. But the musical tones are good.

I doubt we'll ever see it, but if he ever got seriously involved with this, I don't doubt that the results would be nice.

[AbsoluteZ3R0]

@netterstyl Are you fucking insane? TJ is a terrible vocalist. Not only is his voice terrible, but more importantly he is entirely tone deaf. He has no sense of relative pitch whatsoever. He's admitted to having no musical talent in the past and believe me, he wasn't being modest. The only reason people like this is because it's funny and because Cody and the other guy are actually good musicians, making it bearable to listen to

[Nick943098]

@netterstyl Ok I like TAA but please don't even think about comparing him to John Lennon.

[alxthewolf]

can i request some amon amarth viking metal? xD

[holycow818181]

You could save a lot of time on these videos if you just started every song with TJ yelling at Cody.

[IntellectualAtheism]

Talking about how much you hate a woman and that her friends should die is Glenn Beck style psychosis.

[IntellectualAtheism]

Misogynists can't be liberals.

[rockyrigby]

@IntellectualAtheism It's a comedic parody.

[MsOutspokenOutcast]

Oh TJ you know how to make us all laugh. I know you're just fucking around ^_^

[Jonnysimcoe]

Press 9 for the greatest Eminem parody EVER

[hellfencer]

That was fucked the fuck up :D I laughed alot

[TheAnimusification]

Press 5 for, "WHY YOU MOCK ME WITH YOUR EYEEEESSSS!".

[BrynLFilms]

@man0warz I know, but you can get left handed basses

[storms0rz]

i think this song will help me through my breakup. >_> ... rofl

[mouchochi13]

superb

[nealer12]

hahaha love this song babe

[saiAhikaru]

TJ should join a death metal band real talk

[blaznlex1]

At 2:42 it looked like he wanted to deep throat that banana. What is this fat piece of shit subjecting those little boys to? Singing songs he wrote to his boyfriend. No one wants to hear this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMinxTail]

You could cut the sexual tension between TJ and Cody with a spork in this performance.

[GarmentToGraze]

4:51 Cody: "Tonight im gonna smother you with the lyrics to this song and then shove it down your throat"

Watch out Tj, he's still waiting.

[LordHines420]

1:37 deep man... deep.......

[DuncanTalks]

TJ! Cody! May I have the lyrics from the last song, the love song? I would like to rehearse it to my girlfriend. Hehheheheh....

[BrynLFilms]

Any one else notice that cody is playing a right handed bass... upside down?

[pwnismaximus]

TJ needs to find an agent.

[unicep12345]

2:40 in, tj sings like manson

[SelectedHandfull]

i want to be your friend in real life.

[darkire2]

Lmfao

[watcheem]

HAHAHAHA!! the DuckFucking machine song. I think I died of laughter!

[LegendBaal]

LOL @ 0:46 HES JUST DYING TO LAUGH HARD..

[ItsTheWooo]

God you are the best thing since kurt cobain no joke lol

[DVampire22]

Cody plays better guitar than the other guy, IMO.

[redsoxfan3418]

I would pay to see this live.

[channelofepicwin]

@redsoxfan3418 As would us all.

[repinthe204]

@redsoxfan3418 billions .....

[Fishy2shoe]

I love how hes screaming so loud and then at 7:49 he fixes his glasses haha

[redmenace166]

these are all great cant wait for the next one

[TheunstopableDouche]

Last song was fucking amazing

[Gabysoficial]

Woah epic screams :D

[Gabysoficial]

Cody is lefty

[Ztroyer105]

You guys should call yourselfs the Christian Rock Band!!!

[SemiAmazingAtheist]

I love this guy to death, but it annoys the fuck out of me when he can't think of something for the song so he displaces it into physical touching of Cody, or yelling random shit in an attempt to make it humorous.

[Ztroyer105]

@SemiAmazingAtheist Its still funny as fuck..