Halo: Reach - Fails of the Weak Volume 70 (Funny Halo Screw-Ups and Bloopers)

[weegee31337]

3:11 I expected nothing less from a ghost...

[bobbaganoosh000]

"The Guardians were drunk" is the answer to all Halo gitches.

[jcfree899]

the red guy in the second one was mee!

[LucasRuault]

LOL my friend and I played Halo with you guys on Friday ^^

[uGivemeGoodTiMe]

geoff-i think the gardians were drunk, hahaha nice

[GothicSoldier9000]

oh god, geoff's laugh made me choke on my dr pepper, TOO FUNNY

[Theone25ify]

thats me PIgyPOpM4chine....i changed my gt from GayGumiBear to this lol then 2 hours later this happened :'(

[TheChaosleigon]

hes testing the suspension

[TheNewDancingQueen]

Is it just me or does it seem like Geoff is laughing harder at the dude's gamertag than at the actual fail at 2:32?

[raystormeking]

2:55 that guy pushed to shapnile and it rolled back onto him

[XxSEXYBEACHxX]

I love your videos

[2342Andrew]

hey... i was in the 1st one! i was the guy in the warthog

[mattbonner12]

I LOVE THIS ONE

[Yoshi59084]

The Guardians were drunk that's what it was!!

[TheHalofreak90]

his komdom is gone 0:30

[ManaRawk]

SgtFuzzyGhost was experiencing Paranormal Activity.

[peachpova]

does anybody else notice geoff's wierd but FUNny giggle at 3:35-3:40? It's right atfer jack says' OHH YA'. NOTHING WAS FUNNIER THAT THAT GIGGLE!!!!

[8764321coolio]

56 people had mushroom surprise for dinner. .................. XD. I crack myself up.

[marcusthecool]

watch my clip if you want to se a spartan take a knife right in the balls.

[SemiProSkills]

Hey we just started a channel and wanted to see if people would subscribe to build some traffic. we will be gettin g mic's for commentary. we also have a twitter and facebook. just tryin to make it on youtube.

[daniel3942]

what map is nedned on?

[D4RKTOAD]

HELLO IM IM A TOAD EVEN THOUGH MY PICTURE IS A PENGUIN IM A TOAD SO YEA HORNY HORSE IS COMING AFTER U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[summer7464]

i can`t believe carol left me i`ll show her

[halomaniac07]

I'm gonna kick gary's ass!

[nnoorrtthhddaakkoott]

Srry mushroom surprise ur not an bad ass like tex

[AbominableBunny]

People still post arrow to the knee jokes...they still get thumbs up....seems legit.

[CianToland]

Jack and Geoff went up the hill to fetch a pale of fails

[superbrilliantbat]

Razor6Six6 had a fatal heart attack

[BramsCommando]

611.000. VIEWER! : D

[monkeyoncrackftw]

halo 4 should have guardians like halo 3, fuck this halo reach 10 seconds return to battlefield shit!

[singer2053]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[USMCBringThemHome]

Its friday friday, gunna end the week with some fa-ails!

[carlshooter2008]

@USMCBringThemHome yea that comment failed

[JARADD221]

that blood orale guy probobly staged it and made the elite invincible

[JARADD221]

you guys still make videos? if so ive got a few fails i would like to send to you

[armorhide406]

crab hog

[armorhide406]

I is are ninja was on ep 68 right?

[SoProOutrage]

razor 666 went into a kill boundry

[AntarcticMagpie]

1:16 Ultimate suicide.... out with a bang

[ech0edits]

Most hilarious fails of the weak EVAR.

[sethconn]

that elite was like oh shiney

[xXsmoogersXx]

i should of uploaded my vid i tried to get up the spire and i got the black screen of death and i was half way up and it lagged i fell and died then i tried again and it lagged i just tapped the edge and fell again and it was at the start so i got -2

[Ceably]

at 3:27 they broke the matrix

[AgentNorthDakota]

watching this to get over rejection

[HAPPYMONSTER1990]

Watch him take that Batman pose at 2:47

[pwnedbydbow1]

3:08 The Chronicle Kids are BACK!!!

[lolmybff4ever1]

sgtfuzzyghost I know how he did it. Me and my freind do it all the time. you simply just go into robot form and grab the the car

[stuntmcnuggt]

Razor 6six6 must have pissed off Light Yagami

[zamburago]

@stuntmcnuggt lol i love death note

[stealthki11er0]

@stuntmcnuggt you, my friend, are a boss

[RantingRance]

@stuntmcnuggt Haha! A death note reference! Love it been waiting for one!

[punkin327]

2:47 that elite is the master chief of the covenant

[punkin327]

Hey can youdo a walkthroug of haloreach!? THAT WOULD BE SOOOO AWESOME!!!

[alfredwinchesterjr]

i used to be a noob at halo then i took a boredum to the cromosone in my head

[SpartanEx117]

2:17 No, he just jumped in a perfectly straight horizontal line like Spartans are trained to do in situations like that.

[primozlord]

at 3.04 the guy died cause he gets "crushed"by tht leftover piece of vehicle lol, if u look good, he touches it and it goes up a bit.

[chanelMAN23]

That Elite went all Batman style like Ironman ... best describtion ever

[9896yoyo]

i was in a game, and i couldnt walk 10 feet without dieing randomly, and it didnt even say i was killed by the guardians

[superdude200ify]

as forty pastor here killers guys having all kinds which if it is and hes gonna transcribe audio

[banjominnow4]

o god dukes of hazard. haha funny because im watching them right now

[RagingRubberDucky]

It might just be me but, every time I fall off the spire I get the urge to crouch before I hit the ground even though I know it won't work.

[epicslayer404]

@RagingRubberDucky me too...

[fsriders]

3:00 Kira strikes again :/..

[AntonHyde]

Light didnt like Razor6Six6

[OMGLOL381]

anyone notice the red smudge on the like bar, thats me when i cut my little finger, sorry about that

[sandman9141]

@OMGLOL381 what red smudge?

[TheMetallicx]

like if the view counter is greater than 5910000

[nobleinka]

team rocket to the stars

[55fails55]

2:56 he got struck by a smooth crimnal

[megamanzero122]

2:55 DAMN YOU LIGHT YAGAMI!!!

[TheBurgess57]

If I survive this fall I'm gonna kick Gary's ass. Lol love this!

[maskmage244]

movie reference : razor6six6 it was like in the movie in time his time ran out

[BRYANFW126]

who thought it would be a good idea to let caboose drive

[DevinSterlingEdward]

3:00 fuck that map its awesome but that one spot has a instakill area i checked it in forge

[FunkeyMonkeyxXxVideo]

Geoff´s laugh cures cancer and Squirrel AIDS.

[aljgreer1]

the blues of hazard. the reds of hazard. i would watch those shows

[Dronez668]

It was a Kill Boundary.

[TehHotRoD]

I used to be a boss at playing Halo,

But then my Xbox took a glass of water to the Hard Drive.

[GKDakota]

@TehHotRoD These died about 2 months ago, and even then they weren't funny.

[AuthorsTutorial]

@GKDakota died?

[DarkenMidnacrystal]

@TehHotRoD i don't think your xbox was thirsty

[yugi4000]

@TehHotRoD i used to play halo reach but then it tookan e74 error and died :(

[the9ARKST3R]

@TehHotRoD Yeh, they get really hot sometimes. I understand; i suppose giving them a drink is better than them overheating and getting the RED RING OF DEATH.

[wolf11504]

@TehHotRoD you must of owned someone from the italian mafia and he made the xbox swim with the fishes

[Andrew127100]

@TehHotRoD fuck dude im sorry damn

[majorgabe56]

@TehHotRoD I used to be a boss at play Halo,

But then I didn't focus on homework.

[TehHotRoD]

@TehHotRoD Want to know the real funny part ?

This actually happened to my X-box when i was 5 years old. o.o

[Nubnut]

@TehHotRoD ... Dear god that makes me feel old haha.

[thepokemonheat]

1:25 carrol i am sorry baby come back you can blame it all on me and i just cant live without ya

[kilermaster800]

jajja saludos a luigi albarado

[HaloxReachxGirl]

Some of these guys must have some bad luck if they've made the show multiple times.

[shivinof]

at 3:08 he killed himself on the purple piece of scrap metal.

[Volteer133]

Love the vehicle edition HA!

[hunter4760]

with the mushroom surprise i was thinking either that staged or you're f***ing retarded i mean seriously what did you think was going to happen plus you're high rank to.

[jeremyiceman3]

do you know how many times i have missed the spire?

[SwirlySpike]

REALLY?!? 2 ADS?!?! REALLY?!?!

[ryan54dalley]

that wierd moment when both top comments are by the same person

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

I think the guardians were drunk.

[BrawlerZant]

MushroomSuprise sure got surprised lol

[troop80802]

nice yoink

-EfX x Yoink Man

[axhilding]

I just love fails of the week!!!!!!!!

[CPAblackwell]

battlefield badluck...(who ever played gets that reference)

[born2killzombs]

More of grammar...

[danielzinhofa]

sometimes,american people are annoying

for example,when they say that someone from another country sucks at english and should learn more of grammar

[4got10degree]

2:55 Kira did it!!

[BlackJayVG]

Lol 3:35 Epic parallel park

[kevinthekiller2]

Razor6Six6 died of the part somehow it crushed him it moved up an inch and fell on his foot!

[DrQuagmire1]

at the 0:30 mark, that Red dude gets stabbed in the dick

[MetallicaBrando217]

I dare all you people to watch a Fails of the Weak without laughing :D

[makosupercoo]

that elite was half bird

[MrAwesomeManiac]

The random death is because there is a Hard Kill Boundary on top of that hill to prevent campers from sniping up there.

[Dome7oO]

How can i send clips in ? :$

[mesner5]

Geoff's laughs can cure cancer :P

[chasebeast51000]

I have a wierd plasma grenade fail i'll upload it :)

[EPICNESS1122]

Almost made it. But then he fell to his doom.

[hunter4760]

with the one where the person dies out of no where could be because he quit lagged out or was booted and an idiot thought he died randomly and sent it in

[thelolmaniac123]

does ne1 else pee on the side of the toilet cuz it makes less noise?

[RCBEAST43]

Did anyone else notice it was a repeat?

[jaelee1996]

3:04 Razor6six6 was killed by death note!!!

[iFacTzZ]

you know how epic it would be if he put on armor lock before that revenant hit him? 1:48

[xAlex150x]

I think the guardians were drunk lol

[LukeDude759]

Have I really missed four episodes? it feels like last week when I saw this one...

[simplemite]

blood orale is lucky he has been on this show twice in this episode at 2:31 and in week 68 at the start thumbs up if you didnt notice

[simplemite]

blood orale is in week 68 check it out he is at the start in week 68 and this week he is in at 2:31

[redvsblueroccks]

does anyone else's warthog glitch and then they get out and get splattered by it? Thumbs up if yes

[KidofKRIME]

Week is spelt week not weak

[Bballboy98798]

@KidofKRIME

Weak = lacking strength

They put "weak" in stead of week so that it made it seem like the people were weak, and also because they put up one episode per week.

[ZEKRENXIA]

3:00 that's why you don't talk trash on light yagami or Kira

[hatchetboy10]

Magnito must have been in that last game.

[mangodeath100]

I want to work at Roosterteeth!

[musikmann95]

@mangodeath100 I'm sorry, but they don't hire sane people

[teraventure]

I love how on the first fail, the guy's team mate walks up to the driver and is like: "BITCH! YOU KILLED HIM!" and hits the driver.

[jarson177]

goddam it geoff i have Homework to do!

[GnomeYork]

Razor 6six6 met the devil 0_0

[emilons97]

1:14 look my blood is blue. it's so pretty! thumbs up if you get the reference... :3

[ToxicWolf2]

3:00 He evaded into the debris notice how it shakes a little bit

[shadowZekromX755]

@ToxicWolf2 he had armor lock not evade

[ToxicWolf2]

@shadowZekromX755 How can you tell?

[cpcheeter5]

@ToxicWolf2 he had the orange thing on his back instead of purple

[SSGTKing]

GUYZ TURN ON CAPTIONS THEN TRANSCRIBE AUDIO! IT IS VERY FUNNY!

[TheGuideToGaming123]

Donutz05 o god look out for that warthog!!! Lol

[FROSTEDWHEAT2]

Lol the last clip its the guy from jumper

[alienhowitzer54]

54 ppl didnt pass the physical

[redaoliver]

Yesterday i drived my wathong into a lift and when i turned back one dude of my went into it and died,so i were kicked out of the game :§

[evilass334]

@redaoliver Are you sure it was not your horrible grammar that got you booted...?

[redaoliver]

@evilass334 Sorry,I'm German 

[xNastyCondom]

@redaoliver ich bin österreicher^^

[kidsgamemanray5]

@redaoliver ????????

[houstondrakev]

@redaoliver English. You should speak it.

[redaoliver]

@houstondrakev yeah...

[HarlequinJitsu]

@redaoliver Learn2englishdespitebeinggerma­nmeinekartoffelkopf

[redaoliver]

@HarlequinJitsu Go crying

[xxrigo22xx]

@redaoliver Why is this the top comment?



[redaoliver]

@xxrigo22xx i have no idea ! D:

[Murderousmunke]

@redaoliver obviously there is alot of germans.

[maladon0321]

@redaoliver ...I'm sorry, but i read that as "war thong" at first.

[dantemajd]

i thin the guy got killed by the wreckage of the banshee. If you look closely he pushes it down and it comes back to him slowly. That's like the best suicide ever

[CanDodger]

Blood Oral? Ouch.

[StonedMidg3t]

that last one looked more like modding

[ValhallaBarbosa]

2:20 he maked the teleport of goku

[iTend2DIEinCoD]

Ive seen every fails of the weak and ive never played halo :)

[TheSkeet8242]

@iTend2DIEinCoD wow u need to come to my house

[iTend2DIEinCoD]

@TheSkeet8242 will it be oily :D

[Tobiasrockz]

i watched this video with subtitles and when he was saying "lets start with Donuts05"

it says "i a realist art upward donuts all five of allies"... wtf.. LOVE YOU GOOGLE TRANSLATE!!!

[silentsnipers155]

SO PRETTY! 1:27

[callofdutyzombie2001]

3:35 lag is helpfull

[RaymondHernandezFPS]

I know what killed Razor6six6 THE 666 (to all people: 666 means the devil) understand it now :DD

[MachineGunNation]

@they @were @all @epic @fails ;D