Let's Make DeceasedCrab Play Deadly Towers! - THE END

[GreenTengu97]

Y'know, I'm curious if someone would consider remaking this game into something playable. Some of the concepts in it's writing could implement into the plot of a pretty damn good game, perhaps an RPG. The game IS terrible, and I will participate in blowing up a copy of the game if I find a copy, but consider that if it were made a few years later with a more experienced team behind it, it could've been a classic. Excellent work playing through this atrocity!

[TheSignPainter97]

What happen to the blue scroll?

[Snapwave]

I like how the game had four directors.

[TheGamedawg]

Let's Make DeceasedCrab Play Deadly Towers... WITHOUT A WALKTHOUGH!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA!! >=D

[FMagl]

I think pretty much every relevant thing that could possibly be said about Deadly Towers has been said at this point.

[RedLarkBolero475]

The final boss of the game was actually the shop keeper, correct?

[Belthazar1113]

i can tell you why the king and prince kept glancing at each other. origonally there was a plan for a huge final speech in the game, but they designers made the game SO FREAKING BAD that no one beat it untill silly internet nerds mapped every pixle of the game. then finally someone gets to the end and the king and prince have forgotten their lines. its just akward glances as they each wait for the other to cue them in. let play deadly towers... ending of akwaaaaard.

[NeoCarbuncle]

You have slain the evil wizard Rubas!

And your reward is ear rape >_>

Also, a thank you from God... er... Khan?

THIS STORY IS OVER

SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

[GreenTengu97]

@NeoCarbuncle KHAAAN!!!

[RomanSoldier13]

best. lp. ever.

[dragonnutds]

i kind of want to play this now...

[bucinto]

Really deep Congrats for finishing this game. I'm glad that you finished and I could watch, because I never would have had the pacience to play it!

[Level1Slime]

No see they have demonic heads in their castle and the villian has crosses in his tower. You were the bad guys all along! Whoa man...

No, Prince Myer. You are the demons

And then Prince Myer was a zombie.

[hl2og]

Thats all you get. A rain of cowbells.

[jaqez]

What a hard end boss :-o

[theHermitGamer]

I cant believe you actually took the time out of your life to beat Deadly Towers. OMG

[CutMansJacuzzi]

Your Anticlimactic Final Boss A Splode!

[WhyDidntIInventYT]

Its not just nostalgia, although this was one of the first games I played. I like the novelty of the artistic design. It is unique in its style. Not only that, but the music is pretty good. If you seperate your feelings about the game from the music, youll realize that.

Also, I always imagined that being insane would be sort of like being trapped in the deadly towers dungeons.

That is all. I have spoken.

[WhyDidntIInventYT]

As far as deadly towers in general, it was a good idea but the execution is just broken. From the cheap deaths, to starting over at the beginning, insane dungeons, and starting way too weak, and fucking bats, there are too many flaws. However, with passwords and info about the game, you can make it far more playable. Not that its great, but its not torture with better weapons/armor. Also, I always really liked this game (as you can see from my walls of text). continued

[WhyDidntIInventYT]

excellent work deceasedcrab and madamluna!

I need to clear one thing up - the last boss is not easy. He won right away cause he had invincibility. That caused him to spam the lastboss with hits when he went on top of him, but more importantly, rubas couldnt hit him. Even with the best armor, rubas can kill you almost right away. You have to stay between him and his spinning heads and then attack him normally, which is not an easy feat.

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

Khan?

…

KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!

[PaulIsDeadMissHim]

All the bashing this game gets really gets old after awhile. It's become cool to bash it when most people haven't even tried playing it. There are far worse games out there then this. This was one of the first I ever played, so it has always been special to me. I beat this game a long time ago, using maps I made myself before there was Internet to look them up on. Considering this wsa made in 1986, it's not that bad...

[HarpoTheVillain]

@PaulIsDeadMissHim But considering it is now 2010, it's not very entertaining anymore.

What makes a great game? One of the qualities is the ability to hold up through time. A game that does not get less enjoyable as the years go by. This game aged pretty bad. Examples of games that aged well? Super Metroid, Super Mario Bros 3, Mega Man 2, Pac-Man...

I don't hate this game, but it IS pretty horrible to play these days.

[GoldenValley342]

Hard and bitter doesn't BEGIN to describe this game

[Icerama108]

This has been lets play AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAH!

[Anzariel]

Way to transform one of the worst game ever into something watchable-ish XD

Congrats

[Beutimus]

I enjoyed this Let's Play, but I enjoyed 'Madam Lune Machocist Power Hour' better. :)

[Gaaraundgirrule]

oh noes

its the return of Khan!

[Shadoogie91]

. . .Did I blink and miss something during the final boss?

[califoniania]

@Shadoogie91- Yes, you missed the battle.

[chuvietdude]

so the enemys are stronger then the final boss? this game was made when someone was drugs i swear

[Michaelsully1009]

They misspelled "staring"...what a good game.

[drakewraith]

BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!

can you sense my sarcasm

[Tchan1337]

There is a PS2 version of deadly towers

[Forzatoadv]

You are kidding, right?

[wrestlingfan438]

@Tchan1337

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sundowniseeu]

I timed it....You beat the final boss in 4 seconds xD

[FenixStryk]

Why did you play this? Why did I watch this? And most importantly, why did you put this online for people to watch?!

The pain.... T_T

[RSCNyx]

I only watched because I like seeing people suffer!

<_<

Don't judge me.

I tried playing this fairly, by which I mean no savestates or maps.

I quit very shortly thereafter, especially after falling in a dungeon a few too many times. And never getting out. v.v

[Forzatoadv]

No savestates? You monster!!!

[SebTorMk]

1:54 Ja

[IamWizardheimer]

2nd QUEST!! The whole game but Mirrored!

[Zahlman]

PARALLEL ZONE

[HeadOfBucket]

Well, now that I know who made this game...

TO JAPAN!!!

[Phelanar]

After banging my head against the wall on this game (never beat it, only destroyed 3 towers) as a kid, it was good to finally see it beaten. Even if it did bring up horrible memories of dying over and over in the most ridiculous of ways.

[MidnightRose07]

My ears, they bleed.

[Bladedlightning]

What does Iron have to do with the resurrection of an evil demon lord?

[skywalker040]

"'See you next time!' WHAT!? NOOOOO!!!!!!!" For the LULZ

[neofrodo]

DC should LP Super Metroid Impossible next! :D

[ultimate0extremist]

they got so pissed when it said see you next time. lol

[SIRJOSEPHPORTERKCB]

Assistant Intervention: Mr. Brave Bull

Development Assistant: Yox Ew

Then a bunch of Japanese last names with English first names.

[Kratosauron0]

Congratulations on taking all of 4 seconds to defeat the final boss of the game.

[Vazecktomi]

Play it again, play it again!

[blinkiztheking]

There was only one game designer.

[gryffinp]

You know you've done your game wrong when your final boss's death animation takes longer than it takes to kill him.

[Raditz86]

It think you ended up in more pain then DC for your "revenge"

[esotericagenda]

This LP was so funny!

Ahhh, the end of a great LP...of a horrifyingly bad game.

[SideShowBatt]

"See you next time!"

DC and Madamluna: "NO!"

ROTFL

[perspixx]

Well that's no fair! Shadowgate took 11 episodes; Deadly Towers only took 8, (counting the last two as a single episode)... DeceasedCrab must be punished further!

[noooodl]

- What?

- Yup.

- That's it?!

Hahaha, priceless.

[Phandiw]

Mr Brave Bull.

[mochaalatte]

Why does Prince Myer look somewhat like Lucas?

Foreshadowing of Nintendo SMITING us?

[carefreew0rld]

this is catchy... and by catchy i mean no, but you could probably remix that song playing... dunno if it'll be good or not though... that's my challenge for everyone make a good deadly towers song remix

[Illogicality]

Making a good Deadly Towers ANYTHING would instantaneously open up a black hole, turn the world inside-out, and catapult us through exactly nine alternate universes.

[shurdi3]

straight into the paralel zone

[LolGameKnight]

Im honestly glad i watched that all the way though, now i don't have to play such a terrible game (although it was painful to look at) thank you DC for playing it and thank you MadamLuna for making him play it in the first place XD

[iamjjfishtruck]

Thank you for finishing the game, I can now cross that off of things do/see before I can die happy.

Now send Deadly Towers back to hell where it belongs.

[Illogicality]

The best part of this was when Prince Meyer was "starring" at the body. I want to know how this works.

Which is really, really sad, actually...

[ScionofCreed]

If there was ever a job demanding of a list of completed video games, DC would be most qualified.

[underthepale]

You should have played Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde.

You really, really, really should have.

Could have been worse, though. Could have been Hydlide. Or Bosukura Wars...

[BLARGHALT]

Hey Madamluna, you really want to make DeceasedCrab suffer? Make him play Action 52, and make him play every. single. game. on it.

[linkjtd5]

XD HELL YEAH!!

[gknodle]

Why did the producers of this game hate bells so much? Did they all fail handbell choir or something?

[SoaChiPudding]

Hmm, I wonder how many people actually viewed the ending credits to this game.(Viewers of the LP not included.)

[Vinzaf]

I say they made up their names to make sure nobody knows they were involved with this..

[GELTONZ]

HUZZAH! And so ends the best Let's Play EVER.

Why did I watch? Because seeing more than the first few rooms of Deadly Towers was a lifelong dream of mine, because the speed run skipped too much, and because seeing someone actually be GOOD at Deadly Towers was BEYOND fascinating.

Put it on your resume. You beat Deadly Towers. That's some serious credentials right there. Good job DC and congratulations!

[cardboardsnail]

Wait...if this takes place 1000 years before the iron age....what the heck is your sword made out of? o.o

[BenevolentZombyJesus]

Play-Doh!

[BLARGHALT]

The tears and fragmented souls of the people that had to play this game.

[emperornerd]

Lest we forget.

[thanksj]

Bronze or stone.

[florda66]

RAINBOWS AND PONIES AND MYSPACE dot calm!

(not adertising)

idk magic?

[BLARGHALT]

0:30 It's raining Hershey's Kisses!

[MGNSMG]

Wow.  Your reward for playing Deadly Towers: two orange-brown sprite blobs in the roughly hewn shape of a King and a boyish prince. And white on black text-credits.

Next time on Deadly Towers 2: THREE sprite blobs await to reward your challenge!

[marsgreekgod]

Didn't you hear there really is an 2nd game? and it's worse?

yeah i was just messing with you. nice lets play

[Jigglysaint]

The sequal to Deadly Towers is Rocky Rodent.

[justinbrosam]

i couldnt help but laugh at your comment for like 5 minutes. lol

[FwippDeathspeeder]

Wow.

That fight at the end.

Almost wants me to see it with not all the items... I mean, you beat the final boss with like three hits.

Well... Then again, it probably only had one attack pattern judging from the other ones.

Let's all hear it for DC and madamluna for making it through this game!

...I wonder if there is a sequel somewh- *brick'd*

[PocketEmerald]

I know why they were glancing at each other. You notice how there was no queen or princess?

[VeePickle]

At 3:22 , Broderbund is spelled with a zero. At first I thought it was to save space in the font, but... theres pleny of regular O's. ???

[rarrzero]

Broderbund's logo has a line through the O like that normally.

[zebezd]

which is the Norwegian/Danish letter Ø.

[jadescarab83]

Why did I watch this? Possibly because I'm a sado-masochist? (lol) You guys make even this stupid game fun to watch!

[MagikGimp]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!­!

cheers guys, these were the best videos of the worst game like EVAR!!

[Boltothemage]

Pretty much the only thing they censored in the entire game was the intended name for the English release... >.>

I don't doubt they never played past the first part of the game.

[Indy764]

can you really blame them?

[MagikGimp]

Evil Bell?

:) <pfft!

[MidnightRose07]

MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shintaka9009]

Horribly painful, mercifully short.

[Amperschwa]

...

?

It ended SO QUICKLY.

HARD WARE!

Also, Mr.Programmer should have been fired, too.

[NakaTeleeli]

Having some (minor) experience in game design, I'm tempted to make a sequel myself. "Deadly Towers 2: Correct this Time!"

[firekirby123]

wow, only 15 people worked on this.

[ConcealRise]

Wet tissue paper

That's the final boss for you.

Is that crud falling?

That Myer guy's face

It's so wide and vacuous

Just... so... punchable

This game has ended.

Mental wounds may never heal

(GIVEUPMOTHERSTOP)

[saeyoungyi]

HAIKUUUUUUUUU

[Senae]

I'm deeply, deeply sorry.

[sonicisawesome159]

.....WAT AM I MISSING?!

[AirPhforce]

I just wanted to see what would happen.

[SenorJay]

Now I NEVER have to experience the horror that is this game.

Thanks for suffering in my place, you two. You masochists.

[Klonoa115]

I wouldn't mind seeing a sequel, since Irem really got there acts together and made some great games.

[nameuseraisthis]

Not so sure about a sequel but I would like to see a different (read: better) Irem game done. Their more recent works are fairly good.

[puretay]

referring to the "why are you watching this" from last time:

I watch it because pain amuses me, apparently.

Or so I don't ever have to play it myself.

[RDMT00]

Ah, that was great.

Now you guys should do an in-depth Let's Play of this game, like the one you did for Arkanoid DS.

[skyrunner14]

Whoa, quick upload. Can't wait for DC to make MadamLuna play a game.

[ZeroAscension]

Inorite?

Since they said that they wanted to do something enjoyable next (or something along those lines), I'm thinking something platform-y?

[commandermetal]

They actually did make a sequel to it

[skyrunner14]

...Seriously. Seriously? Whoa, what was it called, when was it released, what system, and where can I find it?

[lairss]

I saw 15 names from what I saw.

Great LP guys.

[SiilverGoat]

I love how they thought the game was so good that it deserved a sequel, it's like those mothers that think their children are perfect, but just like those mothers they were wrong.

SPLENDOR !......CLAP CLAP

[TheThreadWeaver]

Did they spell "staring" as "starring" in the ending scroll?

[Grandleon]

Yes, yes they did.

[ViceCommando]

Man, I need a drink also.

[ChaosDistortionBlade]

I notice that, like Skuljagger, there were relatively few people involved in the production of the game.

I mean, the entire thing was programmed by one guy. Seriously. And they had four directors. Why do you have four directors, and yet only one programmer?

[maelstromALPHA]

Thanks for submitting yourself to that.. Now I will never feel the urge to check this game out ever again.. Seriously. Urge killed. Overkilled.

[jamatthews]

So back to good games then? It just won't be the same.

Although I suppose DC won't get punched as much?

[thefakepsychic]

Mr. P. Fulmer? Maybe that's why he left UT... He felt so ashamed of helping Irem make this game.

Or maybe it's made up, like you guys said.

[Dinostra]

I feel good about this... aah yes, i do, i really really do....... Good job guys! I enjoyed this.. Plenty! Yup.. so.. yeah, thank you

[Dario1108]

O.O you mean...its over?

FINALLY!!! WE ARE FREE!!!

[n17ikh]

FINALLY, IT ENDS.

I always enjoy your LPs with DC, even when it's Deadly Towers.