Man Beat Up By Cop

[seppukuification925]

in the words of Penn and teller SHUT THE FUCK UP

FAG

[uncharted331]

shut the fck up

[TheGenuisOfAll07]

Fucking stupid

[pillowhole]

Hit different places.lol

[sam98177]

MOTHER F****** FAKE ASS PUSSY GANG BANGING OG

[bpmurray85]

@nauticalwheeler3381  This is fake? My world has just been rocked by your keen eye. You mean every traffic stop is not accompanied by a high definition camera, and the footage edited down to appear as a skit for the purpose of comedy? Well let's just be thankful there is finally a sharp-minded detective on the site to get to the bottom of these online puzzles.

[blppt]

I didnt realize Mike Pelfrey was such a gifted comic.

[slicedtoad]

direct psychic quotation of every cop encounter I've ever had.. That's plagiarism.

[Stinky21]

real life sheldon from big bang theory?

[313IDK]

i have never laughed harder in my life just watched this after i got pulled over omg lmao!!!

[njpapigreeneyes26]

Lmfaoooooo

[HimminyJiminny]

I wish us cops could do a video of what we think of those people we stop who ....are dumb as shit.

[mavriksfan11]

@HimminyJiminny You could, but once you start beating the shit out of them and it gets on video, you'll get suspended with pay until the situation dies down. Wouldn't that suck!?!

[TheTopBloke]

@HimminyJiminny You get paid. It's your job. Now shut the fuck up.

[dymwi389]

your an idiot

[nauticalwheeler3381]

Dumb and fake

[SuperStreetG]

the guy in the car made a awesome song

[HardcoreHamster33]

Lol, That cop got owned! But i feel sorry for the guy who got beat up, he really knew how to insult! xD

[bangersandmashy]

how on earth is that even remotely funny? have yanks ever heard of wit?

[jlcoolman14]

Ha. That's what u get smartass

[speedyguydima]

the guy sounds like sheldon from big bang theory

[omarct]

Lol this was hilarious. Guess no one likes facing the truth.

[hottexan75766]

this is not what to say to cop kids , but its funny

[reformgovernment1]

I would have just shot the BaconGrease, Then I'd have enough time for a chicken sandwich!

[jimkanuk]

stupid video and you too man

[chicago6584]

I think that's Al The Hunter!

[19Alcozer]

hahaha this shit is funny, somebody should say it to a real cop n see wat happins

[bangmeister]

@19Alcozer same thing would happen

[eyentheskye90]

Lmao this is hilarious

[kristofer091994]

sheldon cooper!

[jdjanssen]

I wonder how many times I'll have to watch this to memorize his whole beautiful tirade.

[kungfoosquirrel]

@jdjanssen just type it out and print it. then try to memorize it. thats what i want to do lol

[fireguy770]

lol now that is funny

[Rottenfnfruits]

Wow that guy in the truck was a douche. I only wish we got to see the cop beat the crap out of him.

[bautistajacob]

hi him in his big retart mouth

[jason08610]

hahaha you sound like a white kid you could have punch the cop back hahaha you fucking idiot, but anyway it was very funny

[back2s0ul]

About 30 seconds in you just want the guy to shut up and get beaten already

[MrZooyork22]

that guy is soooooooooo funny

[kromerr]

haha "special needs"

[needa66762]

when he said stop hitting me in the same place hit different ones i thought mj would be happy

[bkirchhan]

awesome job.

[EpicFatKid]

So let me just apologize again on behalf of smart, slender people with normal sized penises everywhere.

I laughed SO hard!

[qazwsx0987654312]

if i was that cop id say ok you can go, i would of gotten in my car and rear ended his ass as fast as my cop car could go in that split second. but thats just me

[Ebeo1]

I have worked with a lot of people like that cop they always resort to hitting its a good idea to stay an arms length away when telling the truth.

[dreamtheaterfan39]

thats sure gunna leave a mark...

[scarecrowstoned]

Pigs are made to die lol

[Sheggywolf]

hahaha xD, that cop is proving the statement

[kylanmon]

lmfao! stop hitting the same place hit different places

[jimigrim13]

haha damn fuhhn3e shit

[biginvt61]

OMG that was so funny!!!!

[SGCNproductions]

OWNED!

[loveub88]

what other reason could u have for being such a collosal handjob of a man? LMFAOROFL this is hilarious

[MistahTibbs]

LOL!

What a douchebag.

I'll leave it to you to figure out which one I'm referring to.

heh.

[trinity2112]

I fucking hate advertisements you get 1 star rating.

[StandardsDT]

@trinity2112

They can't control the ads if I'm not mistaken. You can thank Google for that.

[bangmeister]

@StandardsDT google owns youtube

[StandardsDT]

@bangmeister

Hence why I said "You can thank Google for that.". Google has owned YouTube for a while now.

[bangmeister]

@StandardsDT sorry I misread. I thought you said you can't thank google for that

[themargenaus]

@trinity2112 What advertizement?

[Andozer75]

Nicely going with the explanations there, seems quite true, and they often are in a case like this.

-Hit different places!

[xjeio]

hilarious!! 5/5 :D:D

[HeWhoLovesTheWeb]

Greg is an asshole

[scarecrow420high]

lard ass

[scarecrow420high]

@infusionlabs i dont know

[Rothabilly]

Have you guys never seen "Man in the Box"? That's where he is from. It's a fucking hilarious web show.

[mscg4453]

HA HA HA borderline retarted!

[nfusionthemes]

this was gay

[scarecrow420high]

@nfusionthemes you most be a cop or your dad is a cop. but i'm sorry for what ever happened to you as a child. i know kids can be mean. you most have want thro a lot of mental abuse. i'm sorry for the punk person you are. You have special needs but its okay. so i'm sorry for the behave of smart, normal sizes people with normal sizes penises.

[Blake2214]

@scarecrow420high you fail. you cant spell and your insults suck balls. good day sir

[scarecrow420high]

@Blake2214 lol the end was super funny ( good day sir) yeah i did make lots of errs but i don't care. as long as you got my point. And i'm sorry kids can be mean and it most of made you the person you are today lol

[MrAllday30]

this isn't "Sheldon" from the Big Bang Theory is it?

[DJMatth3w]

@MrAllday30 lol i was JUST thinking that! he really does sound like Sheldon xD

[buckeyenation28]

hmm i really want to meet this guy. since i live in the cleveland area, i saw some local commercials with him in them which were pretty funny.

[nessa611]

BEST COP PULL-OVER EVER!!!!

[ar64422]

You people are A holes. This is a joke. Its a staged act.

[sabrinours]

owned :-) hahahhahaha so freakin great hahhaa

[Ferol910]

Andy you dont know how the law works ok so stop being retarted on xfire face book and youtube also

[iamverynicesir]

not really

[Triangularmeerkat]

"Stop hitting me in the same place, hit different places!"

I just sat there and laughed for hours (okay, maybe more like long moments).

Gooooo officer!

[420scarecrowhigh]

@Triangularmeerkat Just imagine if you smoked some weed before you watched this, it would of been 25 times more funner =)

[9339phil2332]

where do these guys do their show?????

[SynysterGates30]

Cleveland!!!!

[Mephitula]

I'm an everyday person going about my business and the police have never made my life hard.

Then again, I'm also a law-abiding citizen . . . maybe that means I don't qualify.

[empbac]

I do illegal stuff all the time and have yet to run into a bad encounter with the pigs. But I'm white and live in a fairly well-to-do area, so I guess I don't qualify either. The coppers tend to pick on minorities in poorer areas. Easy targets without legal representation.

Just because you haven't personally had a bad experience does not mean it doesn't happen to peaceful citizens all the time. Oh, if only they knew...

Once again: Fuck the Police. =)

[Victorforu]

i stole a tootsie roll... i hope they don't find me! =/

[tkerMike]

this is so funny cuz its true...i enjoy your comdey. great job man seriously great job

[BoSoxCollector24]

HAHAHAHA LMAO TWICE!!!!

[DEO541]

hahahahahahahahahahaha i wish i could do that hahahahahahahaha if i would try that hahaha i would get the cop dogs on my leg then get beat with there club stick hahaha i bet he got a fatty ticket hahahahahaha i love this haha hit diferant places matherfucking funny

[DoctorPayneofBBHS]

I love when he goes on these rants like this where he sounds like hes being sincere and nice, but he is actually just being his regular self. Like in sorry for slavery.

[Skypeace89]

OMG this is hilarious!!!

[BedTimeLullaby]

LOL!!!!

[missygirsch]

if this was real it would so not be funny but because it is not it is so funny as hell hahhh

[ferociacoutura5]

sir porks a lot.

[aVeryDeadlyCreamPuff]

handjob of a man, awesome

[smashbr0s]

Great ending!

[jel251]

stop hitting the same places!!!

ahaha

[Madmatt18]

"your face says it all" best line in the whole 2 min

[Humorologist8]

hahaha so funny! "stop hitting the same place hit different places! lol

[bbyxazn]

Lol what a hypocrit who talks about himself :P.

[smileemilee]

...."and on behalf of attractive, slender people everywhere I just want to say 'we're sorry'"....

:] one of many GREAT lines!

[hotactioncop666]

bordline retarded so true

[GodDamnthissuckx]

i like mikes truck

[Schwabester]

REDNECK

[GodDamnthissuckx]

proud of it, least im not a handjob of a gentlemen who pulls over the redneck

[Schwabester]

lol hahah very true and to be honest i like his truck to im just dissapointed there is no gun rack on the back

[GodDamnthissuckx]

lol cant forget the bumper sticker that says the south will rise again lol

[adaakuma]

One of the least funny things I've seen in a long time.

[KasumiLight]

OW! OW! Don't hit me there! OW!

[Tiggerhappy08]

LOL stop hitting the same place hit other places

[Episcleritis]

Nicely constructed use of "childlike genitalia".

[HammandClov]

Wow, that was the greatest cop insult ever. I would've done the same thing though, the cop I mean. I'd laughing still if i was Greg.

[shoegazer666]

not funny.

[BigNsmallN]

stop being a bitch

[shoegazer666]

fuck your mom

[Imij11]

The intellectual level in this exchange is overwhelming.

[shoegazer666]

Yup, definitely the annual sociolinguistic symposium. Just like how this vid is a seminal rhetoric.

[Imij11]

Well I am going to have to concur with your statement.

[NB5BHVL]

OMG that was the awsome, ROFLMAO

[zombella666]

AWESOME!

[mk411star]

I use my boobs and seductive lips. Works on men AND women cops.

[blindedbullet]

HAHAHAHA I love GREG! fuckin badass... wish i was him!

[LivingDog94]

First of all, great job Greggers. 5*

Second of all when I speak to a cop I say only two words: "yessir" and "nosir" - period. They have a gun and a license to SHOOT YOU! Geeez, how can any argue with a cop? THEY HAVE A GUN AND A LICENSE TO SHOOT YOU! So in conclusion: "yessir" - "nosir".

Thank you very much and be safe out there.

[DarkReaper1994]

Or you could say, "Sorry I was speeding officer, I was just trying to get home in time to watch Cops."

[chelsann7]

ahahahaha that is a good one.

[metroarea93]

yes yes it is

[november1488]

handjob of a man. right on

[crazyimagination]

douche bag! XD

[HoIic]

I choked on water...

[Savage999111]

Awesome video

[iComment]

Fatty.

[I2like2eatpies]

Birder line retarded

EPIC

hahahahahaha

[megadunker42]

hahahahahahahahahahahaa

[Psychochaos3]

BEST APOLOGIES EVER!

[jkkungu]

"Child like genetalia"......grande

[chadbench]

Hey, that's Al the hunter.

[jokertim777]

In a class with his mental pee-ers? Is that where you imagine you are peeing?

Does thinking about R.Kelly count?

[Goumbush]

it's peers dumbass. you know people in the same building as you

[jokertim777]

Thanks, I found your reply funny.

You thought I was serious AND you gave a really terrible definition of the word "peers." Awesome job!

If you were serious... sucks to be you. If you were riffing (building on my joke) then great work.

Either way, you're spreading the laughter.

[hanoonamatata]

"stop hitting in the same place hit different places" hahah wow too funny!

[beautifuloasisdesert]

this was so funny. i never saw this one though

[TylerDC01]

on the behalf of the atractive slender people everywhere i just want to say im sry hahahaha

[sanaissana]

Police brutality is a serious crime :DD

[DigiLusionist]

your childlike genetalia

border-line retarded

great lines

[johnt20]

lard ass ,

[parkhillsouthtaters]

you guys are hilarious

[ponterich8000]

you are correct.. nice.. good luck.. nice video

[marc9450]

pure genius

[Javitee]

haha sir porks a lot

[sargeantbanana]

OMG the funniest video I saw in weeks!

[mmdgirard]

haha i love this stuff. and everyday i discover theres more episodes i havent seen

[StrayPup]

Cleveland? I wanna run into you guys ^^

[pranksmaster]

LMFAOOO

[Shift8YawnsShift8]

I LOVE Greg.

[RyuSamurai]

"Stop hitting the same place, hit somewhere else."

[edward99]

That's not what he said

[marykatemccaff]

OMG!! all of these videos are shot in cleveland!!

[roguetanguero]

but those are all witty comments and I am terribly intimidated...lol

[YiuTeub]

Thats so true. Some states require that your IQ is less than 110 to be a cop because if your smart youll get bored in your job. So Cops are below avg IQ. And they arent Police anymore but revenue officers. Assholes.

[dammai25]

Is that true? Which states?

I don't only think they'd ONLY get bored but they would probably find loop holes to manipulate the system and make their own rules.

[WordSoldier]

this show rocks..every episode is quality

[samstr2002]

its a shame more people dont know about this

[patplayer92]

wow dat was funny

[XYKamikaze]

ha ha ha ha that was so funny!! i wonder how many times it took to get the cop person to stand there with such a strait face and not to bust out laughing lol that was awesome!

[MissMandyKitten]

omg if anyone ACTUALLY did this???!!

[thelondongeezer]

if they did police brutality would be justified LOL

[moonprincess0060]

your borderline retarded lol classic

[phillyeagles01]

and behalf of all slender and attractive people everywhere id like to im sorry!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[phillyeagles01]

and no i dont think im dale earnhardt jr.

lol

classic

[eyenstein2k2]

LMAO!! Almost got caught at work laughing so much! " Stop hitting the same places!"

[MOONLITT69]

HA!

[julie2charlie]

looooove it

[ninja132000]

OMG this shit is hilarious hahahaha

[ihaveanibanez]

i hate cops on motorcycles, especially officer bustamante of the lapd. screw you and your gay ass moustache!!

[nnnbbbmmm79]

hell ya thats funny!

[horse8978]

omg thats hilarious!

in other words, PLEASE ARREST ME AND BEAT ME UP

[TIMMBSC]

lol I WOULD LOVE TO SAY THAT TO MY TICKETERS

LOL HIT DIFFERENT PLACES XD