Like it! One small point, which edition of the Kings James Version of the Bible are you holding up? The one from 1611? 1629? 1638?1762? or 1769? (I'm assuming it's a KJV and not one of the many revision made to the original bible prior to the KJV?). Sorry to be pedantic but it's funny how 'the good book' has been re-written countless times to suit the current thinking of the day...yet still contains so much that is quite frankly barbaric and ridiculous (Noah‘s Arc…per-lease!_, oh well.)
Not bad, not bad, this video. But why do you stick to an idea of faith that doesn't reach beyond the level of fundies? Are they the standard? E.g. you say 'this thing (the bible) hasn't been updated in so long' - but you know too well that ancient documents aren't meant to be updated. They need to be understood in their proper context. If you are opposing 'bible literalists', you're right. But that isn't the whole story of course. Right?
@NoFaithNoPain First of all, if you can't tel bronze from iron age don't bother me please. Second: If you think the brains had less capacity during the bronze age, I think you mistake evolution theory for the history of manuscript pertained culture or something along those lines. And if no faith means no pain, then certainly any philosopher can tell you that "no love means no pain" is a truism too. Don't hesitate to practice it, you'll be fine.
@jcmmanuel If you dont realise the stories come from the Bronze age then you are as big an idiot as you are over sensitive and snotty. As for evolutuion, who mentioned it? You? Who said brains had less capacity? You? I said the authors (who were bronze age) had a lower moral development and that is true from the filth that is in the bible. You should try reading it sometime.
To all who watches this I would like to point out that the entity known as Lucifer and my client, Mr Hades, has been in legal disputes over intellectual property regarding this "hell". The semi-demon sometimes known as Lucifer has clearly copied my clients own creation known as "Tartarus" and uses contacts within organized crime (the Vatican also known as the satin mafia) to maintain this illegal hold on my clients own creation.
I find it funny that lucifer was thrown out of heaven for disobedience etc but in his role in hell he is doing what god wants and is actually part of gods plan
So if god planned for there to be a hell for sinners then what luci did was just part of that plan. meaning that luci is just a pawn and the whole 'evil devil' thing was created by god himself
Wow, the devils hot I would worshep "her". So whats your favorite Slayer CD? For me it's a toss up of No Mercry and Reign of Blood to of the best Slayer CD's
It has long been thought that the keys to the gates of heaven also open up the gates to hell. Wrong! But nearly right. Heaven and hell are in fact the same place, and only the sign above the gateway is different. Strangely, the only people there are those who are waiting for the opportunity to choose for themselves - those in heaven think all their choices will happen automatically, and those in hell think all their choices will be denied automatically.
Oh, bloody hell, I'd forgotten that Ratzi was going to be down there pooping on yet another hot party. Hopefully, the crowd will be big enough that one can avoid him and his ilk.
You can tell him that I said so.
Just don't tell him that I'm the one who looks like Adam in a green leopard-skin Tarzan outfit ;^/
Well that clinches it. If the devil looks like that, I'm going on a rampage to make sure I get in. I think I'll start with blowing Robin Hood Airport sky high.
I'm glad you finally revealed yourself. I've been accused of being you for years. I keep denying it but of course they believe nothing I say, being the supposed father of lies and all that gumbo.
What's a lowly wraith to do?? I just deliver them to hell, the big G condemns them, not me.
It is discouraging to be called a liar by people who wouldn't know the truth if it bit them in the squishy parts.
Now I have a link, they can see for themselves. Much thanks.
But, Joseph Ratzinger just allowed condom use!!! That's gotta be worth a few points to get him into Heaven... at least in the eyes of the HIV infected male prostitutes... He's a Saint in the making... mark my words... *sarcasm alert*
Gee, I don't know. Considering Hell contains all the unbelievers, is more open to people, and a never-ending summer. It might be even better than Heaven, which all you is worship Yahweh non-stop, and...yeah. You'd still have to be into BDSM in Hell, though :)
I think an indecent comment from the good and great philhellenes might just enable me to cross some things off my 'things to do before I die' list.. ;)
Joseph Ratzinger just took a big step forward with condoms. I'm not saying that he's there yet, but if he pulls off a few more surprise moves like that you might miss out on him.
Yes, it does go without saying really-- given the subject matter and coloration of the video. However, I also find the video to be rather enticing and the tones quite complimentary. :)
I'm Canadian, so I guess I wouldn't be pushing to get to the front of the line or quietly waiting my turn to get in. I would be calling someone at the front of the line and telling them that they got into heaven and they can give their position to me. By the time they figure out it's all a lie, I'm in. Can't wait. Last place I want to be is with theists in heaven. Too boring, severe torture for eternity.
29These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,
30And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.
Not sure what there is to complain about. You get all the cool and interesting people. The boring ones get to pray and chant all day until the big daddies ear fall off.
I feel for you Satan. You used to get the paragons of human cruelty. Ivan the Terrible, Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun. Now it's Mel Gibson and Joseph Ratzinger. Sorry we couldn't do better Big Beel. Though I'm trying my best to rectify that. :)
@bewarethelizards42 When he gets there give him a poke in the ass for me for the last piece of trash movie he did. I never watched it but ... I'm sure it sucked anyways. Though I admit I did cry at the end of Braveheart. Did I just admit that? Fuck. Anyways, thanks for all the death, destruction, and disease. See you in hell soon. :0
"No, the serpent did not Seduce Eve to the apple. All that's simply Corruption of the facts. Adam ate the apple. Eve ate Adam. The serpent ate Eve. This is the dark intestine. The serpent, meanwhile, Sleeps his meal off in Paradise - Smiling to hear God's querulous calling." Ted Hughes.
@bewarethelizards42 In the eponymous red dwarf novel, when lister is trapped in the Better Than Life simulator, Kryten breaks him out by burning the characters U = BTL into his arm. Your username shortens to BTL 4 2.
I'm sure this would be of deep significance to someone like my neighbour Richard, who is mad. He has declared that the world is in fact a womb, he is the love gangster & Tony Blair taunts him directly in newspaper headlines. He doesn't watch youtube, which is probably for the best.
I cannot argue with that. And my best friend, who is a social worker, says that the number of people that think the TV/radio/media is talking to them personally is a lot higher than you might think. Maybe that just means it's true and that's in fact what is happening and we're the ones that can't see it..
One size what fits all whats? Whatever it is it's probably a different size from the size of the one I've got which, logically, will fit none - forever!!
Heaven: Constant sycophancy and no sex, at all, ever.
Hell: Populated by every fetishistic deviant and hedonist the world has ever known and has all the decent writers, musicians and artists of each generation.
What to do, what to do. Hhhhhmmmmmm.
(P.s. If you haven't already you should read Mark Twain's 'Letters from The Earth" wherein Satan, on a heavenly time-out, goes to see what all the fuss about these human's is and sends back his observations to Gabriel et al).
"It indeed appeared to Reason as if Desire was cast out, but the Devils account is that the Messiah fell & formed a heaven of what he stole from the abyss."
@bewarethelizards42 By the way.... How are you Satan?? Think the last time I seen you was during an acid trip while I was in college, do you remember?
Who wants to hang around a bunch of creationists anyway? Kent Hovind will be in heaven for fucks sake, that should be enough of a reason to not get within a 100 miles of the place.
Not to mention that all the cool people will be in hell anyway since that is where the party is at. Only wussies worry about a bit of fire and pointy sticks, that just makes shit more interesting!
Excellent, sorry for joining a party a little late. Love your work and I'm hitting the Subscribe button next ^V^^V^ Moregore
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Like it! One small point, which edition of the Kings James Version of the Bible are you holding up? The one from 1611? 1629? 1638?1762? or 1769? (I'm assuming it's a KJV and not one of the many revision made to the original bible prior to the KJV?). Sorry to be pedantic but it's funny how 'the good book' has been re-written countless times to suit the current thinking of the day...yet still contains so much that is quite frankly barbaric and ridiculous (Noah‘s Arc…per-lease!_, oh well.)
hotblack66 5 months ago
it's 'britons queuing.' americans not standing in a line.
nice wun.
a queue with the sens is a lock'v her, ther.
adamseeb1 6 months ago
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adamseeb1 6 months ago
Are you a satanic witch?
BigBangNeverHappend 8 months ago
Any chance I could sell my soul for a doughnut.
JamesThWilliams 1 year ago
Not bad, not bad, this video. But why do you stick to an idea of faith that doesn't reach beyond the level of fundies? Are they the standard? E.g. you say 'this thing (the bible) hasn't been updated in so long' - but you know too well that ancient documents aren't meant to be updated. They need to be understood in their proper context. If you are opposing 'bible literalists', you're right. But that isn't the whole story of course. Right?
jcmmanuel 1 year ago
@jcmmanuel The proper context being they are stories made up by bronze age people with a collective under developed sense of morality by any chance?
NoFaithNoPain 11 months ago
@NoFaithNoPain First of all, if you can't tel bronze from iron age don't bother me please. Second: If you think the brains had less capacity during the bronze age, I think you mistake evolution theory for the history of manuscript pertained culture or something along those lines. And if no faith means no pain, then certainly any philosopher can tell you that "no love means no pain" is a truism too. Don't hesitate to practice it, you'll be fine.
jcmmanuel 11 months ago
@jcmmanuel If you dont realise the stories come from the Bronze age then you are as big an idiot as you are over sensitive and snotty. As for evolutuion, who mentioned it? You? Who said brains had less capacity? You? I said the authors (who were bronze age) had a lower moral development and that is true from the filth that is in the bible. You should try reading it sometime.
NoFaithNoPain 11 months ago
Lizard Queen! "It's political correctness... gone mad"!
Brits are starting to become pushy in queues. Fings ain't what they used ta be!
TheNightBadger 1 year ago
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@TheNightBadger "Brits are starting to become pushy in queues. Fings ain't what they used ta be!" Say it aint So !!! Wail LOL
NoFaithNoPain 11 months ago
A fan of 'old harry's game' by any chance?
JimtheEvo 1 year ago
How's the skiing down there? Any tall inactive volcanoes with snow on the top to hike up and ride down for eternity?!
Killedkennyagain 1 year ago
@MouseHusic Ask the people who do words. I can't spell verry wull :(
Widgetas 1 year ago
I think you've found your true calling in life, you should keep reporting from hell on a regular basis.
pinochet222 1 year ago
Does Bon Scott regret saying "Hell ain't a bad place to be"?
poniesinashed 1 year ago
Awesome, subtly funny, full of wit.
I detect a more traditional depiction of satan than the Islamo-Christian one, more of a Gods Prosecutor role, than the great enemy.
TheBoyFromNorfolk 1 year ago
What the devil?! :D Great vid. Rowan Atkinson's version WAS a tad long and lacked a certain reptilian-like quality.
Tigerzeeclawz 1 year ago
Are you crazy, the brits are the ones who push, and shove in lines. Only the French, and Germans are worse.
TheNakedAtheist 1 year ago
Miss your vids, Bee. Great to see one again. Very well done, also.
TheAmishking 1 year ago
*fans self*
Is it warm in here?
stealthbadger 1 year ago
That was the most amazing thing I have seen today and I showered with a naked chick O.O
1010111101 1 year ago
Oh, Bee, you lovely little devil, you...
ekhaat 1 year ago
At least all the suicide bombers went to paradise so you won't have to deal with them.
83N170 1 year ago
You've behaved exactly as I imagined the devil would behave, i.e. more reasonable than the guy upstairs is supposed to be.
(and that ending, I freely admit, would make it very tempting to go to hell)
DeathsPictures 1 year ago
Great stuff.
Eminemno1fan 1 year ago
To all who watches this I would like to point out that the entity known as Lucifer and my client, Mr Hades, has been in legal disputes over intellectual property regarding this "hell". The semi-demon sometimes known as Lucifer has clearly copied my clients own creation known as "Tartarus" and uses contacts within organized crime (the Vatican also known as the satin mafia) to maintain this illegal hold on my clients own creation.
Sincerely
Jasper P Whitewash
Attorney at law
GeminiPrimeX 1 year ago
Hell is hot... and so are you!
ThoughtCriminal696 1 year ago
lol at political correctness gone mad . . . . . . great vid :)
TheLizardLass 1 year ago
Love that trio: Ratzinger, Mugabe, Gibson.
Puchicas9 1 year ago
Is it hot in here or is it just me ? ^^
V0r4xiz 1 year ago
I'm sold. Sharpen the sticks and reserve me a seat!
Resurrected06 1 year ago
ya know, somewhere deep in my shadow/subconscious, i always kinda knew the devil was a cool blonde...
chuckfaststrat 1 year ago
@chuckfaststrat
Yep (although you know, the Devil can be anything you want her to be, baby..) ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago 4
Any possibility of a season ticket or cheap day return? I like the look of this place!
twlthteg 1 year ago
@twlthteg
I reckon we can work something out, now, if you'd like to sign just here.. ;D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago 2
I thought the Devil was of Belgium descent. Nice to see she's a Brit!
Something us Brits can be proud of at last!
raindog951 1 year ago
@raindog951 - maybe we Brits invented it... but, as usually happens, someone else will come along and be better at it.
Peace.
klhcc 1 year ago
@klhcc
Never a truer word spoken..
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
I find it funny that lucifer was thrown out of heaven for disobedience etc but in his role in hell he is doing what god wants and is actually part of gods plan
So if god planned for there to be a hell for sinners then what luci did was just part of that plan. meaning that luci is just a pawn and the whole 'evil devil' thing was created by god himself
Scarletpooky 1 year ago
So nice to see your face again. I wish you'd make more videos, but I'm sure you have a....real life. Best wishes.
Roseybaby63 1 year ago
I love you.
xrinti 1 year ago
haha, Mel isn't going to Hell, he's going to THUNDERDOME!!!!
secretsareboring 1 year ago
Take a clue from modern industry. Subcontracting and assembly lines.
Oh hey! I just realized most of my favorite people are dead and almost certainly damned for eternity. I better get my autograph book ready!
Maxdwolf 1 year ago
you're a fine looking woman bewarethelizards
Truetomyself100 1 year ago
Wow, the devils hot I would worshep "her". So whats your favorite Slayer CD? For me it's a toss up of No Mercry and Reign of Blood to of the best Slayer CD's
pbrskater26 1 year ago
Lust is a sin, lust is a sin, lust is a sin... DAMN YOU TEMPTATION!!!!!
infectingthecrypts 1 year ago
I thoughts the Brits waited in queues not lines.
NegativeNick 1 year ago
@NegativeNick And Canadian wait in "line-ups".
GoblinXXX 1 year ago
@NegativeNick
We'll wait in anything, really..
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Ah - Bee "el Zebub" I presume?
It has long been thought that the keys to the gates of heaven also open up the gates to hell. Wrong! But nearly right. Heaven and hell are in fact the same place, and only the sign above the gateway is different. Strangely, the only people there are those who are waiting for the opportunity to choose for themselves - those in heaven think all their choices will happen automatically, and those in hell think all their choices will be denied automatically.
Squagnut 1 year ago
@Squagnut
Bee el Zebub indeed - you got it in one! ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Wonderful! It put a big smile on my face and I needed that today. :-D
themanofearth 1 year ago
@themanofearth
Glad to be of service m'dear :)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Wooh! Did you do this today? Liquor has not gotten the better of you, ma'am!
ripporter 1 year ago
@ripporter
Alcohol never gets the better of me! Mwah ha ha!
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Have you added extra space to the catheter room yet? And the naked human pyramid must be getting very high by now.
traog 1 year ago
You DO look hot ;-)
I also wish to read philellenes comment.
BadScienceForFools 1 year ago
@BadScienceForFools She's hot as the Devil... As the Devil.
GoblinXXX 1 year ago
I expected the devil to have an American accent.
awatson945 1 year ago
@awatson945 Texas or New Jersey?
GoblinXXX 1 year ago
@GoblinXXX Flushing Queens.
awatson945 1 year ago
I thought brits stood in queues? I am not sure what a "line" is.
WayOfTheBastard 1 year ago
@WayOfTheBastard
Really? Blimey..
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
very well written, loved it!
kalsolarUK 1 year ago
Oh, bloody hell, I'd forgotten that Ratzi was going to be down there pooping on yet another hot party. Hopefully, the crowd will be big enough that one can avoid him and his ilk.
You can tell him that I said so.
Just don't tell him that I'm the one who looks like Adam in a green leopard-skin Tarzan outfit ;^/
heterodoxism2 1 year ago
Any VIP tickets going? Dont fancy standing in that queue.
REDFTW 1 year ago
@REDFTW
I'm sure we can come to some arrangement.. ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
I always appreciated a hot looking devil woman.
justintempler 1 year ago
@justintempler
Well, some of my other forms are less appealing.. ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Well that clinches it. If the devil looks like that, I'm going on a rampage to make sure I get in. I think I'll start with blowing Robin Hood Airport sky high.
joshurtree 1 year ago
@joshurtree
Shh! You can get arrested for comments like that! ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
I'm glad you finally revealed yourself. I've been accused of being you for years. I keep denying it but of course they believe nothing I say, being the supposed father of lies and all that gumbo.
What's a lowly wraith to do?? I just deliver them to hell, the big G condemns them, not me.
It is discouraging to be called a liar by people who wouldn't know the truth if it bit them in the squishy parts.
Now I have a link, they can see for themselves. Much thanks.
macnutz 1 year ago
But, Joseph Ratzinger just allowed condom use!!! That's gotta be worth a few points to get him into Heaven... at least in the eyes of the HIV infected male prostitutes... He's a Saint in the making... mark my words... *sarcasm alert*
fimeilleur 1 year ago
Mohandas Gandhi was Hindu and Jeffery Dahmer was a baptized born-again before her died. Apparently, obedience is what matters, not works.
ctso74 1 year ago
@ctso74
Which is a shame. It almost broke my heart when Gandhi came in. Well, it would have done, if I had one.
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
I like the Tricky outro. And, if you're the devil, I hope I go to hell when I die! Good vid.
moesblues 1 year ago
@moesblues
Yeah, I love that tune. Tricky is a dude.
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
I KNEW IT! THE DEVIL IS BRITISH!!!
TheTruePooka 1 year ago
@TheTruePooka
I am surprised you ever doubted it! :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Like many here, I would readily "give in" for a hot time with you, you devil, you!
ergonomover 1 year ago
This was so fun!
zebruh 1 year ago
haha, good video. It kinda reminds me of Rowan Atkinsons devil routine as he meets a new batch of sinners.
( well worth a watch on youtube if anyone hasn't seen it).
bonnie43uk 1 year ago
@bonnie43uk
Yeah, someone just linked to it.. splendid stuff.. :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
it's hard not to give in, you're pretty tempting after all
blazearmoru 1 year ago
Gee, I don't know. Considering Hell contains all the unbelievers, is more open to people, and a never-ending summer. It might be even better than Heaven, which all you is worship Yahweh non-stop, and...yeah. You'd still have to be into BDSM in Hell, though :)
Afriboy10 1 year ago
I love you, even if you are the princ(ess) of darkness...
jambimon 1 year ago
@jambimon
Aw, thank you :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Hmm. If the devil looks like you, hell can't be all bad. :-P
HonestDiscussioner 1 year ago
@HonestDiscussioner
No, no, of course it isnt! Please, come visit! ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
I knew you were a bad lady.
dannypantsgm 1 year ago
@dannypantsgm
Not just bad, the worst.. :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
(Comment deleted on grounds of common decency.)
philhellenes 1 year ago
@philhellenes
I think an indecent comment from the good and great philhellenes might just enable me to cross some things off my 'things to do before I die' list.. ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@philhellenes Well, if you're going to do THAT...can I watch?
demonjacobs666 1 year ago
@philhellenes Good [absence of] God! I wish I could see this comment!
jsmorin 1 year ago
Joseph Ratzinger just took a big step forward with condoms. I'm not saying that he's there yet, but if he pulls off a few more surprise moves like that you might miss out on him.
conradleviston 1 year ago
If you were Satan my dear, everyone would be bad deliberately so they could be tortured by you forever! ;)
AuntieDiluvian 1 year ago
@AuntieDiluvian
Step right up Auntie! ;D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
HAWT!
Yes, it does go without saying really-- given the subject matter and coloration of the video. However, I also find the video to be rather enticing and the tones quite complimentary. :)
hugesinker 1 year ago
heh all the interesting people are in hell
nelliediddle 1 year ago
@nelliediddle
There is that. Also, Ted Haggard. Poor Ted.. *grin*
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Great to see you back you sexy devil. If you are Satan I'm turning into a Satanist. Anything I can do to please you my queen?
torqueman6 1 year ago
Had fun in the US then? No other nation can queue...
Widgetas 1 year ago
@Widgetas
If nothing else, we have that.. :D
And I loved the US, queues or no! I think I might go live there, illegally. And eat toast done on one side.
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@bewarethelizards42 I think I prefer the north of the country to the south...
Widgetas 1 year ago
If you are the face I'm going to see when I get to hell, sign me up!
anubis2814 1 year ago
lol and oh yeh ur hot too, jus sayin that's all
superfuzz 1 year ago
LOL! You're awesome! ^_^ This was fucking hilarious!
itsmaxinthebox 1 year ago
@itsmaxinthebox
Glad you liked it Max! :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
I'm Canadian, so I guess I wouldn't be pushing to get to the front of the line or quietly waiting my turn to get in. I would be calling someone at the front of the line and telling them that they got into heaven and they can give their position to me. By the time they figure out it's all a lie, I'm in. Can't wait. Last place I want to be is with theists in heaven. Too boring, severe torture for eternity.
saxmanchiro 1 year ago
@saxmanchiro
Lol. I like that approach, shows cunning! Welcome! :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
If the devil is like you I going doooooooown >B-D>
PingeMusic 1 year ago
@PingeMusic
Welcome! Please help yourself to a drink and a demon will be with you soon! :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@bewarethelizards42 I take a Rom and cola and sit here on the hot red glowing armchair with my feet's in the hot lava-stream uuum so cleansing. >:-)>
PingeMusic 1 year ago
Poke Joey Rats extra hard for me!
poopnoodle3000 1 year ago
@poopnoodle3000
Will do! *poke poke*
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
sinisterly delicious! you're the best.
wrenforth 1 year ago
... Eating lizards sends you to hell?
benthediceman1 1 year ago
@benthediceman1
29These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,
30And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.
(Leviticus 11:29-30) :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@bewarethelizards42 Oh goodie you can ^_^
The French are entirely fucked then it seems :P
benthediceman1 1 year ago
Lol. But you have cakes etc, so it's not all bad...;)
musicgeniusno1 1 year ago
Not sure what there is to complain about. You get all the cool and interesting people. The boring ones get to pray and chant all day until the big daddies ear fall off.
socrates856 1 year ago
sorry to break it to you, but you are way to sexy for being the devil (well, at least the devil of the not-so-pleasurable hell).
timeofwonder2009 1 year ago
@timeofwonder2009
You think? I might turn into something really terrible when I am riled.. ;D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@bewarethelizards42 Bring it on!
P-)
timeofwonder2009 1 year ago
you make a great devil...
WolfgangNightshadow 1 year ago
@WolfgangNightshadow
Why, thank ye! ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@bewarethelizards42 You know, I've always suspected the Devil is a woman...
WolfgangNightshadow 1 year ago
my hell's bigger than your hell.
gothatfunk 1 year ago
@gothatfunk
Oh really?! Well, maybe you'll have to show me sometime.. :P
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
I feel for you Satan. You used to get the paragons of human cruelty. Ivan the Terrible, Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun. Now it's Mel Gibson and Joseph Ratzinger. Sorry we couldn't do better Big Beel. Though I'm trying my best to rectify that. :)
christopher81818 1 year ago
@christopher81818
Yeah, tell me about it. Still, I'm looking forward to Mel.. :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@bewarethelizards42 When he gets there give him a poke in the ass for me for the last piece of trash movie he did. I never watched it but ... I'm sure it sucked anyways. Though I admit I did cry at the end of Braveheart. Did I just admit that? Fuck. Anyways, thanks for all the death, destruction, and disease. See you in hell soon. :0
christopher81818 1 year ago
Please allow me to introduce myself - I'm a man of wealth and taste :D:D:D:D
wonderpope 1 year ago
@wonderpope
Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name.. ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
wearealltubes 1 year ago
@wearealltubes
Oh, I like it! :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@bewarethelizards42 In the eponymous red dwarf novel, when lister is trapped in the Better Than Life simulator, Kryten breaks him out by burning the characters U = BTL into his arm. Your username shortens to BTL 4 2.
I'm sure this would be of deep significance to someone like my neighbour Richard, who is mad. He has declared that the world is in fact a womb, he is the love gangster & Tony Blair taunts him directly in newspaper headlines. He doesn't watch youtube, which is probably for the best.
wearealltubes 1 year ago
@wearealltubes
I cannot argue with that. And my best friend, who is a social worker, says that the number of people that think the TV/radio/media is talking to them personally is a lot higher than you might think. Maybe that just means it's true and that's in fact what is happening and we're the ones that can't see it..
Yep.
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@wearealltubes
lol! Interesting neighbour.
Osias1983 1 year ago
One size what fits all whats? Whatever it is it's probably a different size from the size of the one I've got which, logically, will fit none - forever!!
Hell indeed.
fluffymcdeath 1 year ago
@fluffymcdeath
One size punishment, fits all! Not making a call on anything else fitting anything.. *ahem*
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Who the devil is depends on your point of view , after all the scriptures are horribly myth - translated.
TheIAMINU 1 year ago
Heaven: Constant sycophancy and no sex, at all, ever.
Hell: Populated by every fetishistic deviant and hedonist the world has ever known and has all the decent writers, musicians and artists of each generation.
What to do, what to do. Hhhhhmmmmmm.
(P.s. If you haven't already you should read Mark Twain's 'Letters from The Earth" wherein Satan, on a heavenly time-out, goes to see what all the fuss about these human's is and sends back his observations to Gabriel et al).
notinmyname2050 1 year ago
@notinmyname2050
That sounds great, I shall endeavour to check it out.. :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Now, guys, i WANT to go to hell! ;-)
love you btl.
martialme84 1 year ago
@martialme84
Aw, thank you. And yey, come visit! ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
"It indeed appeared to Reason as if Desire was cast out, but the Devils account is that the Messiah fell & formed a heaven of what he stole from the abyss."
So Bee is short for Beelzebub. Should known. ;)
atthetopofmyvoice 1 year ago
@atthetopofmyvoice
Certainly is.. and yes, you should have known.. ;P
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Hurray for damnation and hellfire, we can listen to the doors and do science!
MightyGoldenBoy 1 year ago
@MightyGoldenBoy
Honestly, it's ace. I'll meet you down here for a beer in *looks at you* 47 years, ok? :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
And here I always thought Satan was a heavy-set Bulgarian guy.
TheMudbrooker 1 year ago
@TheMudbrooker
I can be, if you want me to be, baby.. ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
At least in the US they've got the TSA, mentally preparing their citizens for what comes next, in the afterlife. :D
Great job, Bee(lzebub)! Original, creative, and full of that dry British humor. (I'm sure all the innuendo was just in my dirty mind ;) ).
Really looking forward to what you come up with next!
youneac 1 year ago
@youneac
Sure, any innuendo was IN YOUR MIND. You terrible human, you.. ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@bewarethelizards42 I'm going to hell, ain't I?
youneac 1 year ago
I'm fine, thanks for asking :)
dugges 1 year ago
@dugges
I am glad to hear it! :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@bewarethelizards42 By the way.... How are you Satan?? Think the last time I seen you was during an acid trip while I was in college, do you remember?
dugges 1 year ago
@dugges
I'm well thank you and sure, I remember that - hope you managed to recovered from trying to remove your own face? :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
You poor devil.
zarkoff45 1 year ago
@zarkoff45
I know! *sigh* :)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@bewarethelizards42
Some of us have sympathy for you at least:
watch?v=hgD-D_z0Cs8
watch?v=ZQn1k9WPeLM
watch?v=P2jEfPRYEVE
zarkoff45 1 year ago
@zarkoff45
Lol. Classics.. :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
Who wants to hang around a bunch of creationists anyway? Kent Hovind will be in heaven for fucks sake, that should be enough of a reason to not get within a 100 miles of the place.
Not to mention that all the cool people will be in hell anyway since that is where the party is at. Only wussies worry about a bit of fire and pointy sticks, that just makes shit more interesting!
Solidus1086 1 year ago
@Solidus1086
I am glad you think that! Join the party! *dances*
(Although I'm not so sure about Hovind, but I guess we'll see.. ;)
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
look on the bright side at least cliff Richards is not there
sausage4mash 1 year ago
@sausage4mash
Not yet. But then, he's not died yet.. :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago
@bewarethelizards42 yep but cliff is going upstairs for definite ,if not I've got to change my game plan .
sausage4mash 1 year ago
I think I just became a Satanist...
Vehementi 1 year ago
@Vehementi
Splendid. My plan is working! :D
bewarethelizards42 1 year ago