Funny Exam Answers (Real)

[ymk19]

0:39 Was that real? O_o

He just put in "Suck my dick, fag."

Next, it said "See Me". I'm pretty sure it was the teacher.

Did he/she mean "See Me" in Detention? Or the "you know what"?

[Matty09Magic]

i did one the other day. i was in biology and i just didnt have another answer. the question was why does this fossil look like it lives on water and land

answer : it looks like a crocodile and it doesnt have fins! i was told to fill in all blanks and i couldnt think of anything else

[SuperFr3eze]

1:06 i have got to try that XD

[BulldogDisneyCrue]

wtf?! how cum all teaches grade in red pen? or their all in same class. o poor teacher. funny for students...

[maestrosVIP]

0:50 Pro - Noob!!!! ahahhahaahhahaha

[GreekGirl102]

For example, if a person gets kicked in the neck by a kung fu midget, they will not be able to look up.

[kasettband]

In a philosophy exam, there was only one question: "Is this a question?". All student analyzed this and wrote for hours, but one student thought about it for only ten minutes, then wrote one sentence. he got the highest grade, and his answer was: "yes, if this is a answer".

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

suck my dick, fag

[VDiabloV1]

actually oxford is adding noob to it's dictionary...sooooooo

[n0t0ver]

pro- noob LOOOOOL

[sayouf33]

because he slept with hes boss lol

[MaybeSomebodySomeday]

OMIGOD I DIED. xD

[keykey12ful]

Elephant makes everything stop except juggernaught

[miguel12sk8]

0:50  geek!

[CrazyInLove16xx]

If your gonna fail. fail with style xD

[willghass]

@CrazyInLove16xx Use "you're" NOT "your" here

[CrazyInLove16xx]

@willghass geez .i type fast its easy to make mistakes like that so dont bother me with grammer lessons i'm not stupid >:(

[willghass]

@CrazyInLove16xx Clearly

[CrazyInLove16xx]

@willghass Wait are you saying i AM stupid?? cos if you are I got A's in my exams so don't judge me on one typo i made in a comment? havent you got anything better to do than inspect peoples comments for mistakes. Its youtube not school ¬.¬

[david231398]

Probally those damn aliens again(:

[seegui1971]

Hahaha the last one

[Kkyyrruu]

I would of said the gosh dang same thing for the "example what hard water is". Like really come on. Would i have to do into insane detail about it

[PrettyHanky]

" Because he slep with his boss' wife. " "Jonathan.... Oh dear! " HAHAHA.

[RobloxLegoPhunman]

Continue: 0:54 Oh my god. 0:59 100% wrong and nothing correct. 1:06 It's a diagram. The one you should say is about the answer to the question. 1:09 That's too simple. 1:15 How can drawings cry? Only cartoon characters cry. 1:22 Is that existed or not? 1:25 Yeah, and you cant get good enough to pass. 1:30 It's some kind of a cooking recipe. 1:34 You are a homosexual gay guy. 1:40 What do you mean?

[bluebluebluemango]

@RobloxLegoPhunman There supposed to be funny. (_ _ ||)''

[RobloxLegoPhunman]

Here are the comments I send to those students: 0:09 How can Batman related to this? 0:14 Not all womans are wrong about math 0:14 Is that a human or a mutant? 0:24 Why is there an elephant? 0:29 I am speechless about this one. 0:34 Ninja Turtles are not things in a test. 0:39 First suck your own dick, you rude student! 0:44 That's a reason cause employees to get fired, but it's not the correct answer. 0:49 Teachers usually don't understand what the word noob is.

[unamedic]

0:45 hahahahahahahah

[yuirrr]

0:54 - Nah. Jews are the responsible for everything weird that's going on here.

[MegaWolf312]

lol this video little sucks

[yogozarfy]

Hard water = ice. Lol

[SurajKoundinya]

lol there r some brainys like me! who dont study and get awesome scores

[OverGryph]

0:50 this is what happens when we let children play xbox.

[OverGryph]

0:40 someone needs a lesson in cosines :)

[OverGryph]

0:20 No thyroid gland. -5 points!

[MetroArtyom2033]

1:40 made me like favorite and subscribe

[Tokiohotelgirl97]

"Because he slept with his boss' wife" HA!

[MissKarma666]

I recently had a science test and it gave you a wrong conclusion then you had to write your own. then it said why is your conclusion better than the other one I put 'because it is'!!!

[AlphaInfernoAttack]

@MissKarma666 i always do that

[mikeybhoy28]

"x = suck my dick, fag"

Oh dear... xD

[Wattduck]

The panda will cry if I get a bad grade. (just keep that in mind, do it for the panda)

and the opposite of pro is noob

awesome answers

[Supremedam723]

god made it that way is the perfect answer to but on a test because if they mark it wrong they will go to hell...

[lukedf452gr]

I have a better one. One guy I know in a sociology exam got the question:

"What is courage"?

He put:

"This is"

And he got 20/20 :)

[MilesTailsProwerfan9]

@lukedf452gr Well it's true, he's god courage to put that as an answer. XD

[MilesTailsProwerfan9]

@lukedf452gr Well it's true, he's got courage to put that as an answer. XD

[nrellis666]

@lukedf452gr A similar story I heard was about a philosophy student at Oxford.

His final exam was the question "Why?", and his answer was "Why not?". He was also given top marks.

[lucky2000luke]

Makes me better on my hard ass chem provincial I just did.

[GamerFBI18]

At least they used proper grammar at 0:38

[stuwhit08]

I love the kid with the blue messy writing.

[shifty2415]

Crying with laughter...

[matti1804]

I love the elephant one! xD

[oliver18754]

I like how the answers were all written by the same person.

[sweentnhot0104]

As much as it's amusing, I respect the kid for having the courage to write that on the test

[zodiac19931993]

i hav histiria now!

[frends4eva14]

i love it how he got 0.5 marks for that last one about the kung fu midget :D

[Clo3Mel]

*Cough cough*

What is the opposite of progress? (pro)

Congress (con)

lol.

[6party]

Pro ---- Noob XDXD

[k9markiii]

What is the opposite of pro?

[TheRobinator143]

@k9markiii I'd say post.

[thedwarfer1]

oposite of pro=noob

[mileycyrusistheshiz]

Last week was our last test of the year and i didnt study and so on every question i put " Jesus, Jesus is always the answer. " and i got a 100! lol i didnt even answer them! :)

[rtablada]

wow the last one was somewhat racist...

[sebik1995]

Lot of fakes...

[demonic41700]

Kung Fu midget FTW!

[3xtr3m3r4ng3er]

0:48 ... wtf.. I would put the same thing. That teacher is stupid.

[persianprinceG]

noooob hahaha

[casperes0912]

M+e= kung fu chinese midget dude

[IIIBartman]

0:38 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!­

[KyllaBlynq]

LOL! 0:42

[zayzaytrain]

this is jooooooooooooooooooooookes

[FabiformFX]

0:41 LMFAO!!!!

[DerBossLUEKU]

NOOB ftw^^

[haz1510]

funny how some of the hand writing is  similar ......

[undeadman7676]

lol 0:40 i hope the teacher doesn't actually...... ehh who cars. it would feel good!*starts walking to teacher

[joyster448]

in my friend's mock leavin cert physics paper he got asked what a tranformer and he said 'optimus prime he turns into a car!' he was also asked what a positive electron meant and he said it was a happy electron he was only doin it takin the piss but it was still funny :)

[dadadacrazy]

Gotta love kung fu midgets.

[DyingHotDogs]

Yeah, fools......do it for the panda!!!!!!

[HotaruWaffle101]

Now i wanna write "No. There is an elephant in the way" on my exams with those stupid "Tracey and Bob are on 2 different lanes, but after 1 lap, the the lanes move closer to eachother. If they drove 3 laps, will they collide ?" XD

[YesIm10]

x = Suck my dick, fag.

Yeah, sometimes I just want to write that while doing math problems. It's VERY tempting

[lolcopter1911]

Panda already cried because of WMG

[fairytale4321]

HAHAHAHAH panda will cry LMAO xD

[thebluenipple]

i love the one about the kucg fu midget, because he seemed so sure it was the right answer xD

[93Izzati]

lol,kung fu gland! i hope i had one xD

[kimisrandom]

no there's a ELEPHANT in the way lol so putting that in my test

[zDiiViiNex]

@ talisolin totaly should *TOTALLY* be a real word also.

[Krazed2Kraze]

1:43 He got half a mark for that response?

[musicalover1234567]

1:14 that teachers awesome

[shauncfc95]

LOL- check to see if it has a vagina

[ChargingRyno]

0:18 gets props for da art

[OllyDaJollyWollyLOL]

Don't get the womAn one

[polaroidfair]

i wonder if some of those answers are truly sincere..if thats what they really know

[mykkkeee]

...? NO. there is an elephant in the way

[Nicholas265]

hahahaha "She's a woman"!!!!! hahaha

[FinnMCR]

"X = suck my dick, fag." "See me."

[kefco5]

stolen from smosh.com



[fuciminavaja123]

damn aliens!

[sagebalcom13]

0:17 lol

[1999Klein]

LOL!!! XD

[mymoneyisyourmoney]

haha ace and harrypotterfan..you guys are funny!

[The26bolder]

At 0:48, graded by the most illiterate teacher of the modern age -,-

[dragonsayrawr]

1:40 really got me kung fu midget...haha...

[daddy7860]

HAHAHAA pro - noob LMFAO BEST ANSWER

[VaconCamp]

1:34 THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN RIGHT!

[TheHarrypotterfan9]

0:15 is offensive

[ace41r]

@TheHarrypotterfan9 Err? its a universal truth.

[TheHarrypotterfan9]

@ace41r im guessing you're a guy

[ace41r]

@TheHarrypotterfan9 ofc i am !

[butterfliesaregreat]

She's a woman LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[HuEb]

the opposite of

Death - LIFE

DIE - LIVE

[tomdebomful]

he seriously got 0,5 point for kung-fu midget hahahah!

[inferno232]

Fill out the form and claim your use of the music as fair use. There's a how-to video on how to do it somewhere on Youtube.

[theresistanification]

kung fu midget?! GOD SAVE US ALL!

[eddimurpi]

lmaoo 0:50 and 1:15

[scoobyrds]

1:18 oh ho ho ho! well, teach? are you gonna argue with THAT? :)

[5dsduels]

do it for the panda

[billionmilejourney]

pro - noob should be correct. lol, that teacher is a noob :D :D :D

[Gytax0]

This is what they get to solve at exam. Then I can quit school right now.

[TheSevenCamels]

Did anyone notice that around 1:07 the teacher did, in fact, give the student one mark? E for Effort, anyone?

[TheWigglyTurtle]

1:30 is that the recipe for Mac & Cheese?

[RealityEscaping]

@TheWigglyTurtle 

[TheWigglyTurtle]

@RealityEscaping I didn't know that.

[tdo23487]

I would check to see if it had a vagina.

[yoursteph]

Most of these are in Smosh's website o__o.

[MrLanos89]

aliens are responsible for everything weird thats going on around here!!! LOL..

[CrucielHD]

Rofl opposite of Pro - Noob (?)

[santaman135]

1:22 God made it that way.

[mygrandma9000]

pro-noob the best

[dazor12]

0:40 omg the teacher ask her student to see her because she want to suck his dick

[OfficeThug]

I like how the last guy still got 0.5 for his kung-fu midget answer

[caesaurio]

-Explain what hard water is.

-ice

LOL

[1NT3RL1NK]

It's the radioactive doze. Teenage mutant ninja turtles. haha

[frenchfriedfrenchmen]

i di this once,the question asked about who were these peopel,and i put human on all of them.needless to say,i didnt do well on that test

[CombatRocks]

Very funny. But, is that a bit of creationism sneaking in at 1.19?

[7wardboiallday]

1:20 you see he didnt get that one wrong #priceless

[kingbingbongboo]

kung-fu gland

[NiGHTDRiFT69]

fucking hilarious ahahah

[XboxFanForLife]

pro-noob lol

[maribakumon]

are you a kung fu midget

[dylchips]

ahahahaha, i <3 THE PANDA

[EpicPrimeTime]

u go to pepper middle school?

[TheBillibabu]

yeah those damn aliens are responsible for every thing!! maybe the aliens forced him to write those answers as well!!

[oscarmilan95]

0:50 sooooo true

[lzrd0113]

Damn aliens.... O_o

[ThePotterman10]

0:20vWhat the heck is that?!?!?!?

[vampireravefan]

these make me feel so much better bout my exams! 0:21 is acc quite a good drawing!!

[SkyionShoz]

tis is epic lol..0.0

[Blocky95]

omg :20 is the best xD

[camybratt]

I got kicked in the neck by a kung foo midget the other day.

[LollypopKay]

I've always wanted to put something funny like this when I have no idea what the answer is but I'm scared I'll have all my paper disqualified :D

[frkickflip7]

who ever this person is they are my hero

[BloodBrain421]

ahh i understand. it was newb not noob.......he shouldve gotten points anyway who cares abt spelling rofl

[brendanhendricks1]

thats brief

[CoDuoForYou]

Almost all of these were the same people!

[codenameisblah]

Explain the shape of this graph. The person DID explain it.

[unholyftw]

the panda!! LOL

[zsupersaiyan]

No. There is an elephant in the way.

[MrsEdwardCullen84]

hey i think i used some of those before!! :o)

[spuddy315]

is 0:30 brief enough for you? lmao!

[MrAbcx5]

thsese r on fb

[talisolin]

0:51 noob should totaly be a real word though.

[gaijininja]

@talisolin Agreed. Most people under 40 use it, and most people over 40 are insignificant. (oh crap, i'm 42!?!)

[ichigo73186]

0:40 = fake

[rjconnolly64]

0:14 LULZ

[pimpmymail]

I'm literally Laughing my ass out, HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAA

[Earnyms5]

i wish i could give you marks for this! LOVE IT! hahahahaha what teacher does that?

[PerrenEcho]

Those damn aliens again!

[whoisthislooser]

i have math exam tomorrow :( wish me luck so i dont end up like these...

[Ramboost007]

0:28 LOL

[AkaNomad00paranoid]

PRO=NOOB << HA HA HA

[coladomestre]

LOL, 1:00 and 1:25 xDDD

i laughed my ass off xDDD

[asd10754]

1:37 "i would check to see if it had a vagina" LOL

[RoyalMarineSCO]

Lmfao x = suck my dick, fag.

[benisnobich]

1: 16 is LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl.....hahah great answer teacher...hahha

[xxxMslinZxxx]

"Jonathon.... oh dear!"

LMAO HAHAH IM LMAOING LITERALLY!

[Wily307]

sum o dis was on smosh pit

[Gregory123455]

this was freakin hilarious

[Landerkuh]

0:50 => 3th is wrong its hopeful but still the teacher said it was right ;p

[sana114]

@Landerkuh i don't think she cared about the spellings.

[DiceKing08]

49 seconds my favourite it just caught my attention

[AuburnAttack21]

The answer to the "suck my dick" one is 26 (to nearest whole #)