Jake and Amir: Park

[littleredheadchick]

awww! jake and amir are so cute together :)♥

[gabriellalowles]

Jake's teeth ♥

[utdfortreble]

wasn't even mine to sell hahahahaha

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

I love how Amirs head is nestled in Jakes neck

Where it always should be <3

[Videoguy151]

@JellyKimSugarBoom14 jake is too awesome

[JACOBFLARSEN]

Here is a riddle: If you click in a Jake and Amir video, how long do you end up watching them?

[danieo1210]

I NO PLACE TO LIVE.

[cduckworth1376]

taiwan are we supposed to finance the residence.

[DibsOnMe]

Not the first time Amir gets duped for fake money ;)

[Wafledor]

DOMINGO TEARING UP!

[Wafledor]

i feel liked this exact thing happened in another video. But i can't remember which episode it was.

[Fossialfang]

awwwwwww! you two are so cute together. 

[XyleGamer]

01:08 -- Transcribe Caption ftw

[mab1239]

@likeabaus97 oh I see the GOLDEN apple

[LikeABaus97]

If u pause at 0.41 u will see an apple at the top right hand corner :)

[iAGRgames]

Funniest episode in a while. x'D

[TheSupaTwinkie]

jake started laughing towards the end lol

[DoubleSwords117]

0:09 Transcribe audio:

"Has access to president nixon waynesville"

LOL

[joeeric100]

apples are super tight lol.

[BrownSugaRush]

Jake has pretty eyes

[Platinum400]

I like how Jake doesn't move at all after Amir lays next to him.

[MusicTewns]

this episodes so cute <3

[MattG196]

wish i knew wtf transcript audio is and how to turn it on, then maybe i can get everyones joke....

[THEerinatore]

Amir: Shit

Transcribe Auido: Controversial

[psychophile23]

@djsanter

Me: (reading your comment)

*super confused face*

[djsanter]

wtf amir: wait stop

Transcribe audio: Amigo

me: *super confused face*

[antlerman1357]

@djsanter i'm pretty sure i'mm gonna go was amigo lol

[GoodbyeFaggot]

"Sorry you came"

lul ;)

[mvr80]

Hehe...aww this is so cute xDD

[barudna123]

1:10 transcribe audio :D

[Shiek200]

"flogging retarded not appointing a retired not immediate my brother and he was was the teaching of stuff" o.O WHAT???

[triplexgal123]

jakes teeth are perfect!

[roughryder5]

how can someone possibly hate a jake and amir video????

[ShadowRogueZX]

haha

[SuperRandomToast]

Amir: Sorry, im late.

Jake: Sorry, you came.

LOL

[valzugg]

Wuts 1+1+1•0?

It's 2

[felynecomrade]

@valzugg How?

[valzugg]

@felynecomrade think about it...

[felynecomrade]

@valzugg Well, if we are to mathimatically accept the fact that 1=1.0, then we can re-write the equation as 1+1+1, which is equal to 3, and not 2. However, taking into consideration the nature of the questions featured in this video, it seems more than likely that the equation has another, relatively bizarre element that basic logic cannot hope to include. Perhaps the your failure to specify exactly WHAT is 2. Am I correct?

[valzugg]

@felynecomrade type this in a caculator... it is 2

[valzugg]

@felynecomrade remember the order.

[felynecomrade]

@valzugg So they are not all added at once? If that is so, then that still makes no difference.

(1+1)+1.0=1+(1+1.0)

[valzugg]

@felynecomrade 1+1+1 times 0 goddamnit 

[felynecomrade]

@valzugg What, that dot means multiply? That's so hard, how are we supposed to figure this stuff out? I'm calling my mom and telling her her son's a fucking retard!

[valzugg]

@felynecomrade You go all Einstein on me when it's so simple...

[ShadowRogueZX]

@valzugg it a order of operation since its 1+1+1 times o so you do 1 times 0 first and then add the 1+1 so it is two

[Woodberries1]

I love jake <3

[michaelhotmail9]

I hope the two top comments are girls... -__-

[fyllo2010]

@michaelhotmail9 then u a girl?

[danieo1210]

@michaelhotmail9 You hope you're a girl?

an easy way to check is to take off your pants.

[felynecomrade]

3 men rent a hotel room costing 30 dollars. They each pay 10 dollars. Later, the hotel manager realises that the room actually costs 25 dollars, so he sends the bell-boy to the room with 5 dollars to pay back the men. 5 dollars can't be split evenly 3 ways, so the bell-boy gives each man 1 dollar, and keeps the other 2 for himself. Each man has now payed 9 dollars for their room, and the bell-boy kept 2. This only adds up to 29. What happened to the last dollar?

[giladsamuels]

@felynecomrade OMG IVE BEEN THINKING FOR HOURS PLZZZZZ JUST FUCKIN TELL ME THE ANSWER!!!!!

[felynecomrade]

@giladsamuels It's not often I see a comment that makes me genuinely lol, but that did. XD But here's another question: What makes you think I know the answer?

[giladsamuels]

@felynecomrade nooooo are u sure there is an answer?

[felynecomrade]

@giladsamuels Oh, there is an answer, believe me, and it just so happens I do know it. I'll tell you the answer if you want, but be aware that if I do, you will never figure it out on your own, and never feel proud of yourself for doing so. Not only that, but you'll spoil it for everyone else. Still want me to tell you?

[giladsamuels]

@felynecomrade yess plzzzz just tell me i dont care about my pride im dying over here justt tell me!!!

[felynecomrade]

@giladsamuels Fine. Each man ends up paying 9 dollars, so that's 27 dollars. Of those 27 dollars, 25 are used to pay for the room, and the bell-boy gets the remaining 2.

[Lunarmoon67]

@felynecomrade there is no missing dollar it's worded to confuse you. dude you got that out of a book cuz i remember that exact math problem

[felynecomrade]

@Lunarmoon67 Yup, that's the answer. I'm not pretending I made it up, I just thought this'd be a good video to post it on.

[TheJaspercrawford]

XD lmao XD jake~*~amir

[meowingkitties]

I think amir is secxi

[HisInfernalMajesty70]

Knowing Amir he probably slept under a bridge that night thinking it really happened.

[27alli]

Why are they lying with there head like that

[forgottenprince]

<3

[therealloni]

They're so cute.. lolol

[Subaru6wrx]

"I'm calling my mom and telling her her sons a fucking retard...not me you idiot, my brother he was supposed to teach me this stuff" hahahahahhaha great

[Minisazzerella]

i wish i was that close to jake's face..

[myshcoolaccount]

OMG WHEN DID I LEAVE COLLEGE HUMOR!?!?!?!

[katcorvette]

ahhhh i love jake's eyes!

[maguiis62]

I just realized how fucking obnoxious Amir's face is...

[vikiwozeya]

cutest. couple. ever.

[MattCB97]

i think jake only said that because he was mad that amir actually picked the smarter choice!

[armin3442]

at 0:22 turn on transcribe audio xDDDDDDD

[loligaerik]

@armin3442 haha

[OakTelevision]

@armin3442 PETTY APPLES ARE LEFT IN THE BUDGET BATTLE. Profound :D

[MrSpeakTV]

@armin3442

how?

[armin3442]

@MrSpeakTV click the litle cc buton by 360p buton

[liveforhardstyleshuf]

@armin3442 how ?

and what happens ?

[armin3442]

@liveforhardstyleshuf i cant remember but they fixed it. and transcribe audio is the cc buton.

[nUrDreamZ300]

jake is cute here

[PatronusCatcher]

I'm gonna call my mom and tell her that her son's a fucking retard

[baxtertothemax]

I kept hopping Amir would throw up on his self

[xXimmortalValorXx]

Why doesn't Jake just get a restraining order.

[9189erbear1195]

wow i never realized how beautiful jake's eyes are lol.

amir is so cute. WAIT I HAVE NO PLACE TO LIVE. XD

[MDTballet]

@durgledoggy i would fuck rosie

[jamer727]

@MrAlbania007 that's the stupidest fucking comment I've ever seen. I know some people write really obvious shut but yours was actually fucking useless. What's the fucking point of writing out the description for the video that everyone just fucking watched, and then just saying 'o.o description'? People can read, fucking moron.

[TheMusicInOurLives]

cookies conjoined at the waist

[maudeguitarr]

ahahahahahahaahahahaha that's all I can say

[MrAlbania007]

Sometimes I am plagued by life's toughest questions. But even in my times of greatest confusion, I find solace and comfort in Jake's wisdom. Even if I don't understand what he's saying, his words cleanse my soul like a wave on a stone

o.o (description)

[xPulse582]

Not me my brother hahah

[mikhailgibbings]

cookies have a waist?

[mimipanini]

They both have great teeth

[porterejohn]

1:55, watch Amir's forehead...

[luludork1]

I like how, Jake is annoyed by it all but he doesn't move. ;x

[palakpaneer21]

Amir's play: A Tranquil Day in the Park <3

[cardiacthapoet]

dudes saying that other dudes are cute, or have cute eyes, or look cute together are fags. that's gay...you gay fucking gay fags...

[Sudenak]

@cardiacthapoet Someone is so insecure that they probably loudly scream "I'M NOT GAY" every time they have to undress and see themselves naked :P (girl btw, so don't try the whole "but that means you're a fag to nya" bull that most trolls instantly grab for)

[cardiacthapoet]

@Sudenak Nice essay, but I'm not a troll so don't go all white knight on me. And i don't care if you're a girl, either.

[Sudenak]

@cardiacthapoet Essay = two lines more than what you wrote? Wow. Well hey, at least you proved you're super smart on top of being a bigoted moron.

[cardiacthapoet]

@Sudenak Yup. good job. I'm really gonna think about changing the way I view things. haha Go to tumblr with that bullshit and get off my fat, hairy, super non-homosexual ball sack, bitch.

:ejaculates awesomeness on your forehead:

[Sudenak]

@cardiacthapoet Lawl, tumblr. I have to admit, I find the average youtube user to be hilarious. You guys are just so darn cute with how hard you try to be badass.

[cardiacthapoet]

@Sudenak uh huh. wipe my semen from your face first. nasty whore. I have an early meeting in the morning. maybe i'll call you next week, k? it's been fun.

[jumpfellow18]

Stop!, I have no place to live

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[iLikeGummybearz]

Jake and Amir are so cute together <3 ( no homo )

[gallant5k]

@iLikeGummybearz um..

[OxxOMNOMNOMxxO]

They look so cute ^^

[georgiamarie1991]

Jakes teeth <3

[juanisimoss]

The description of the video is incredible

[RachaelxDepp]

Hey Jake, I love you. And Amir... Well... I don't even know what to say to you.

[samzrad523]

Can you imagine what they looked like when they were filming?

I fucking love Amir.

[footballamericana321]

amir probably spent those next two months living in the park

[CrazyNinja2008]

Amir looks like a character of the nintendo wii

[fulatl111]

@CrazyNinja2008 u mean a mii? and yh he does lol

[CrazyNinja2008]

@fulatl111 Yer hahaha XD

[PandahsRaweshum12]

amir is awesome

[TheBoyofnothing]

@2babecat

Cute for them.

Bad for subscribe button.

[2babecat]

It would be so cute if they were really gay couple:)

[th3kingflores]

@2babecat SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH

[iwillalwaysdream96]

Jake can 'SMISE' smile with his eyes!

[smoobawaba]

you guys are so romantic :>

[TyanRube]

Hold 4 after watching, Amir's eyes. Yes.

[Sashalasha14]

amir's glasses add to his dumbness!! hahahaha gosh i love him!

[Naeka]

So Leron IS his brother! I knew it. >D

[ChanceOnEveryday]

Jake is gorgeous in general ;)

[egerdi]

hahaha hes brothers a fucken retard

[ANTOINEZxxxNOODLEZ]

*Gasp* He didn't bleep out the fucks they said...!

[durgledoggy]

I dunno about you guys, but I'd fuck them both.

[shady2607]

@durgledoggy Wow...

[meestachao400]

@durgledoggy r u a girl or boy

[pyrothrax7]

@durgledoggy At the same time preferably.

[kill4fun]

@durgledoggy There's a word for someone like you: It starts with a W and rhymes with store.

[meestachao400]

@kill4fun wats da wurd

[kill4fun]

@meestachao400 ...Whore

[meestachao400]

@kill4fun oh yeah, most of the boys called me a slut in school. all cuz i got drunk in 7th grade and sucked 2 guys cocks, then let 1 finger me..,.

[kill4fun]

@meestachao400 I've heard worse stories but that'll still get you that title.

[meestachao400]

@kill4fun yeah but one guy was indian and his cock was sooooo nastttyyy!!!

[thestatuegotmehigh]

@durgledoggy Obviously.

[bell3341]

@durgledoggy well im a guy sooooo...

[sex0trone]

@bell3341 I'm a guy too...and I would still do them both....so...

[bell3341]

@durgledoggy hahahahaha

[mrawesomesupercool]

@durgledoggy Are you just a girl or gay?

[kingsluggo1]

Look at their eyes when they are upside down, it's weird!

[Ericodyhan]

I love when Amir said,"Wait Jake I have no place to live!" LOLOL

[guerilla619]

i so gotta use these questions on my uni teacher

[star10389]

i love amir =) and not only are jakes eyes gorgeous..hes so cute!! Jake and Amir <3 "I'm calling my mom and telling her im such a f***** retard!!..!"

[PeanutButterJelly500]

Amir is so hot.

[Agent00Devon]

im gonna fuckin slap amir LLLOLLOLOLOLOLOL

[Dragonking3787]

I felt bad for Amir even though it didn't happen.....does that make me weird?

[Dragonking3787]

I felt bad for Amir even though it didn't happen....does that make me weird?

[salolamilainen]

Leron's a close name to what his girlfriend was...

[bakerygoddess]

Jake has smiley eyes :)

[saulsanchez123]

rofl, on the retarded brother part. lol

[BullHOnkey347]

now i really want cookies...

[a4d2d0]

I am starting to realize how much I am like Amir. LOL lifes good

[destinybeland]

:47 he looks like KassemG

[Nemesis986]

does leron ever even make an appearance on camera?

[Azatdawn]

@Nemesis986 Leron's actually his cousin, it seems.... search for "Jake and Amir: Cousins"

[Billsthenamefirst]

wow there are alot of girls that look at jake and amir and they seem to think alot about their love life rather than their jokes.....

[apocalypticending]

Imagine if Amir was talking and Jake decided to shut him up by kissing him. Strangely, I think Amir wouldn't mind. Sigh, in my dreams...in my dreams.

[Billsthenamefirst]

@apocalypticending o.O no one needed to know about ur dream

[DefenitionBlack]

@apocalypticending sheesh y'all, twas a dream

[gowcod123456789]

jake really loves amir cuz he could just walk away from him so many times haha

[MissMeron]

@WorldPeaceBy2012 uhh amir is hella annoying to jake!!!

[anotherreasonwhy]

Jake has really nice teeth! o.o

[MrBillwashere]

why are they're heads so close.. awkward.

[superbloonpopper]

@MrBillwashere that's the point of amir, he wants to be close to his 'best friend'

[JonasParamoreForever]

Jake is beautifulllllllllll.

[ilysesshy]

lmao owow

jake looks seriously handsome in this

gorgeous eyes too :)

[kickingnoobs1]

the sun shining through the trees looks kinda like the apple logo

[onilink422]

@kickingnoobs1 Lol, thats a Lamp. But your right, it dose look like an apple logo.

[carlosardinio1990]

I love the way that even Jake doesn't want Amir there, he doesn't take his head away from Amir's.