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  • quality bad.. colbert looks like daniel radcliffe

  • I love when Collin raps. It's so bad it's funny.

  • 4:47 btw, sheide means vagina.

    ^_^ just pointin that out.

  • "i will bury you beneath the sea, and never talk to you again"

  • He hasn't aged a day.

  • 3:51 , he is quoting hitler, First germany, then the world!

  • As soon as 0:44 happened, I knew this was going to be funny.

  • AWWWWW NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • YES. a combination of my 2 favorite things on TV

  • peace! x)

  • say jackanapes again. Say it!

  • Ryan's Rainman impression is freaking adorable

  • meet the medic.

  • I love sauerkraut :D

  • Colbert's Shakespeare really made this episode.

  • Colbert's Shakespeare impression was ingenious!!!!

  • I think one of my lungs collapsed after I heard the Haagen-Dasz.

  • @swisscheeseMAFIA oh fuck you, idiot

  • @swisscheeseMAFIA I used to be an unfunny meme abuser, like you, but then I got a life.

  • lol...Colin is the best on this show, but the worst rapper hahah

  • He's not speaking German, folks. That's English.

  • Lol OMG this funny

  • Could anyone translate what Colbert said? I've only just started learning german and i barely understood a word.

  • @DragonoftheEastblu You don't want to know...

    It's an Adolf Hitler quote, I'm not very good at translating things from my language to yours but it's along the lines of "First Germany then the World!".

  • @DragonoftheEastblu Oh, you probably meant everything. Uhh, best bet is Google or something.

  • ..PEACE!!  :D:D

  • colbert's actually saying things that make sense in German but the others don't understand and always take it in the opposite direction.

  • @Bolsey3 That's kind of the whole point!

  • colberts speaking actual german... hhahahah

  • Colbert's Shakesperean answer was cool. XD

  • Colin is acting more like Mr. Bean than anything else...

  • COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT 2012!

  • some1 please tell me why they switch out ONE person? through out the entire time this show was on the air?

  • @HallowAvenger Sometimes it was two. Colin and Ryan were too popular to replace, less so was Wayne Brady.

  • @spartacus778 but Y? o-o

  • @HallowAvenger there was alot of different ppl on the show there were 2 diff chix that stopped by a couple of other british dudes and robin williams stopped in once to

  • what episode and season was this

  • They should call this the Wayne Brady show.

  • Roflcopter if you caught the hitler reference

  • Colbert, the TF2 medic

  • That let's make a date segment almost made me think I was in the weird part of youtube agian.

  • I've got the weirdest boner right now

  • i never knew Stephen Colbert could move that fast XD

  • Stephen's actually speaking some german!!! :D

  • That german gag and no Hitler jokes?

    I'm suprised.

  • i must say, colbert rolling his r's during the shakespeare bit was rather sexy lmao

  • This was hilarious. holy Stephen Colbert looks young :O

  • Never call Stephen Colbert's girl oogany!

  • hop on my back i'm a saint bernard!

  • I love that colbert was speaking real german

  • @xxSpearMonkeyxx Real German words, but much of it was non-sensical. I think the only thing he said that was coherent was "Das ist schlecht," which means "This is bad"

  • gdamit collin..

  • lol he pronounced haagen dazs wrong but it's cool

  • That was actually some german. Sweet!

  • I love colin.

  • Dat s.

  • Day s.

  • hahaha. oh white people.

  • I swear Colbert kann Deutsch!

  • 5:30 love how Colbert's face instantly changes after Ryan's translation. Those expressions have made him pretty famous!

  • @ The St. Bernard part, my dog jumped on the keyboard and wagged his tail. All of my love

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  • I swear it, I would marry Colbert's daughter. JUST so Colbert could be my Father in Law.

  • @LucasI3434 that might not be a good thing though lol

  • @LucasI3434 I am very much into dudes and I would marry his daughter just to have Stephen Colbert as my father!!!

  • @LucasI3434 She's actually kinda hot

  • @LucasI3434 well at 3:49 he said:so today germany and tomorrow the whole world and at 5:26 he said: that is bad but everything else makes no sense at all

  • What does the guy say at the end of the skiing one after everybody has finished saying 'Safer! S-Safer! S-S-Safer! Safer!'?

    Thanks , appreciate it:)

  • @amelia1146 "Alright now"

  • PLEEEEEASE somebody translate what Colbert is saying in German (because I think it's real).

  • @DevilsDisguiseKorax Nah it's not real. They both threw in a real German word here and there (Deutsch, das, etc.), but other than that it's gibberish.

  • @DevilsDisguiseKorax

    All I could get from the measly year of german I had was at one point he said something like, "First Germany, and then the world!"

  • @DevilsDisguiseKorax 5:28 He said "This is bad." That's all I could pick out.

  • All i could think of when hearing "what would you cook tiger"

    is "spam spam spam spam spam Beans Spam spam spam

  • When i grow up i want to do what drew Carey does in whose line is it anyways

  • Colbert sounds like The Medic from TF2! Kinda looks like him too. :O

  • @UnDEADBishop138 And Wayne is Demoman stealing his wife? :P

  • @UnDEADBishop138 holy crap, how did i not see it? i wonder if he plays?

  • i laughed my Ass off at Colin, and Wayne at the end with that dead silence!

  • i died

  • Say jackanapes again!

  • HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW THAT?! XDDDD I'M DYING. " TODAY GERMANY, TOMORROW THE WORLD. " 

  • I think Colbert's really speaking German. Lol

  • the 4 whitest guys in comedy

  • @TheFantasticCorndog Along with one black dude.

  • This show is super funny...i miss it being on tv

  • i know it really doesnt matter, but has ryan styles ever won

  • @DaVikes13 Once.

  • anyone notice the German part Colbert did a part from Hitler's speech? lol

  • Great Googally Moogally- Someone said she looked oogally!

  • I'm pretty sure Colbert said frühstück.

  • TIL Colbert spoke german

  • i've seen stephen colbert rap about an avalanche, i can die happy now

  • WHAT COLBERT ON WHOSE LINE MY MINE HAS BEEN BLOWN!!

  • Colbert stole the entire show.

  • it's so funny when they just look at each other thinking "where the hell are you going with this?"

  • Love how Colin shrinks after he says safer. Then busts into a "chickenwalk"

  • the kind of disaster you might make a movie about

    how about the tim burton batman movies, or 99% of licensed games

  • Oh Stephen, them eyebrows. <3

  • This is proof that Stephen Colbert is a genius.

  • is it just me, or did that black guy make Barny Gumble look like Malcolm X.

  • @anieto1993 ........... Bryant Gumbel?

  • who is the black guy

  • @hanley2458 Wayne Brady

  • @otterxz thx

  • @hanley2458 king kongs 1st born.

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  • Stephen Colbert, Robin williams, and Richard Simmons were the funny celebs to go on whose line.

  • 16 people should be shot

  • JACKINAPES!!!

  • click the little cc button that shows up when you go hover over the bottom of the video and click transcribe audio then go to 5:00 and enjoy

  • @oyeahthisishot Whoa, subliminal government propaganda.

  • @oyeahthisishot You should try the transcribing audio thing with the whole video. The captions it provides are hilarious. Oh yeah, and Stephen Colbert ftw.

  • hagen dasz ? ^^

  • reddit brought me here.

  • @WEmmettB no one cares

  • OH SHIT HE SAID LAY ON MACDUFF, Them's fightin words

  • How the hell did he guess "Dustin Hoffman playing the Rainman" as opposed to just, "Rainman"?

  • Today I learned.

  • my baby is sooo healthy thanks to these guys

  • Greatest comedy show ever. No idea why they took it off the air.

  • @MariusChamberlin something about bad reviews, that's what i read. but who would give it bad reviews is the question D:

  • What episode is the last segment from?

  • "Yes, my wife! I've been getting reports about you and her all over town, driving around at all hours of the night, eating in different restaurants! I hate you, I've always hated you from the first day I saw you! Someday I will kill you! You, I will bury you deep beneath the sea and never talk to you again!

    .....Kiss me."

  • mind fuck....

  • anyways is not a word

  • Had no idea that Stephen Colbert was familiar with German. Last thing he says is "Das ist schlecht/That is bad!"

  • 16 people are Jon Stewart fans

  • Whose line is is anyways?

  • Colin's absolute lack of rhythm is a style unto itself.

  • US TV, with the exception of movies and high budget drama, always looks so unchanged since the late 80s early 90s.

    Not that this isn't great.

  • what is the name of the second game??

  • COLBERT'S LEGIT!

  • @MrTheBojangles To be sure!

  • who all thought of monty python when hearing his Shakespearean  impression?

  • Jackanapes :D

  • Surreal.

  • Stephen Colbert does a real good Charlie Chaplin impression.

  • Colbert's got flow.

    

  • Way way way way way ... safer!

  • Say jackanapes again

  • 14 people clicked the dislike button. =)

  • This is how N.W.A. got their start.

  • Improv is awesome!

  • We can't avoid... peace xD

  • What are you talking about, Willis?

  • I love watching Collin dance lmao

  • i heart ryan colin wayne and chip

    

  • "Orite now"..O.O XD

  • Stephen Colbert is hilarious no matter what he's in.

  • Thumbs up if you want the rap on iTunes!!

  • this kinda slanders my heritage

  • Colin's, as usual, was the funniest.

    "Way way way way, way way, way way, safer."

  • I heard a pretty funny joke about Drew just recently. Kinda childish, but still funny,

    "What would you call Drew Carrey if he bought marsh land?

    A Marsh Fellow"

  • I lost it at, "I'm the only black guy here to ski."

  • lol wayne said hagan daas

  • I <3 Stephens eyebrow raise <3

  • @mardukgoose You sir have no taste in anything

  • "What are you talking about, willis?" i died.

  • whoa pause at 0:52

  • Foreign Film Dub, somebody shouted WHALE

  • Colbert should do a Shakespearean comedy.

  • @gambitrogue9 He was a theatre major, it explains so much lol

  • Oh God, Wayne is Frankenfurter.

  • Stephen Colbert rocks!!!

  • cocaine is helluva drug

  • HNNNNNNG! Stephen Colbert speaking German has become my new favourite thing in the world.

  • There is a perfect explination for this video, hilarious!!!!!!!