It's an Adolf Hitler quote, I'm not very good at translating things from my language to yours but it's along the lines of "First Germany then the World!".
@HallowAvenger there was alot of different ppl on the show there were 2 diff chix that stopped by a couple of other british dudes and robin williams stopped in once to
@xxSpearMonkeyxx Real German words, but much of it was non-sensical. I think the only thing he said that was coherent was "Das ist schlecht," which means "This is bad"
some psychological warfare tactics are meant to completely paralyze people mentally. If every person in a persons life friend and foe attacks an the same individual it is meant to freeze a persons mind and shut them down. This tactic would be used to make some one go insane if employed against them when they are right and wrong. Psychological warfare.
@LucasI3434 well at 3:49 he said:so today germany and tomorrow the whole world and at 5:26 he said: that is bad but everything else makes no sense at all
@DevilsDisguiseKorax Nah it's not real. They both threw in a real German word here and there (Deutsch, das, etc.), but other than that it's gibberish.
@oyeahthisishot You should try the transcribing audio thing with the whole video. The captions it provides are hilarious. Oh yeah, and Stephen Colbert ftw.
"Yes, my wife! I've been getting reports about you and her all over town, driving around at all hours of the night, eating in different restaurants! I hate you, I've always hated you from the first day I saw you! Someday I will kill you! You, I will bury you deep beneath the sea and never talk to you again!
quality bad.. colbert looks like daniel radcliffe
washerlenny 1 week ago
I love when Collin raps. It's so bad it's funny.
pseudohippie55 2 weeks ago 5
4:47 btw, sheide means vagina.
^_^ just pointin that out.
miasaki666 3 weeks ago
"i will bury you beneath the sea, and never talk to you again"
GnomeSharkLP 1 month ago 5
He hasn't aged a day.
HIGHOFFDAISIES 1 month ago 7
3:51 , he is quoting hitler, First germany, then the world!
maxbie123 1 month ago 6
As soon as 0:44 happened, I knew this was going to be funny.
GeneralCadoc 1 month ago
AWWWWW NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woolysaw 1 month ago
YES. a combination of my 2 favorite things on TV
CFelicianoR 1 month ago
peace! x)
manuge1997 1 month ago
say jackanapes again. Say it!
medicvet 1 month ago
Ryan's Rainman impression is freaking adorable
xSHUTxMExUPx69 1 month ago
meet the medic.
pinpmchornswagle 1 month ago
I love sauerkraut :D
amerskos 1 month ago
Colbert's Shakespeare really made this episode.
MrTimthos 1 month ago 7
Colbert's Shakespeare impression was ingenious!!!!
brookeeycookeey 2 months ago 5
I think one of my lungs collapsed after I heard the Haagen-Dasz.
chipmunx 2 months ago 9
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i used to be on whose line with stephen colbert but then i took an arrow to the knee
swisscheeseMAFIA 2 months ago
@swisscheeseMAFIA oh fuck you, idiot
kennjad 2 months ago
@swisscheeseMAFIA I used to be an unfunny meme abuser, like you, but then I got a life.
strudelsthemuffin 1 month ago
lol...Colin is the best on this show, but the worst rapper hahah
RealMadrid560 2 months ago
He's not speaking German, folks. That's English.
LeaningTowardsPisa 2 months ago
Lol OMG this funny
colinsilver105 2 months ago
Could anyone translate what Colbert said? I've only just started learning german and i barely understood a word.
DragonoftheEastblu 2 months ago
@DragonoftheEastblu You don't want to know...
It's an Adolf Hitler quote, I'm not very good at translating things from my language to yours but it's along the lines of "First Germany then the World!".
XenosRex 2 months ago 3
@DragonoftheEastblu Oh, you probably meant everything. Uhh, best bet is Google or something.
XenosRex 2 months ago
..PEACE!! :D:D
hitchinaride94 2 months ago
colbert's actually saying things that make sense in German but the others don't understand and always take it in the opposite direction.
Bolsey3 2 months ago
@Bolsey3 That's kind of the whole point!
DeeDubDoubleU 2 months ago
colberts speaking actual german... hhahahah
jklman426 2 months ago 2
Colbert's Shakesperean answer was cool. XD
TheStarryArcher1213 2 months ago
Colin is acting more like Mr. Bean than anything else...
kregerfilms 2 months ago
COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT 2012!
Tinymoezzy 2 months ago 5
some1 please tell me why they switch out ONE person? through out the entire time this show was on the air?
HallowAvenger 2 months ago
@HallowAvenger Sometimes it was two. Colin and Ryan were too popular to replace, less so was Wayne Brady.
spartacus778 2 months ago
@spartacus778 but Y? o-o
HallowAvenger 2 months ago
@HallowAvenger there was alot of different ppl on the show there were 2 diff chix that stopped by a couple of other british dudes and robin williams stopped in once to
DubHungryRobots 2 months ago
what episode and season was this
skuzzlebutt13 2 months ago
They should call this the Wayne Brady show.
LordOfTheGnus 3 months ago
Roflcopter if you caught the hitler reference
OpticalJesu5 3 months ago
Colbert, the TF2 medic
flyworld3 3 months ago 6
That let's make a date segment almost made me think I was in the weird part of youtube agian.
DreamAboutNightmares 3 months ago
I've got the weirdest boner right now
apocaRUFF 3 months ago 4
i never knew Stephen Colbert could move that fast XD
Lavos2007 3 months ago
Stephen's actually speaking some german!!! :D
lexxandktt 3 months ago 6
That german gag and no Hitler jokes?
I'm suprised.
SkrateBeastin 3 months ago 7
i must say, colbert rolling his r's during the shakespeare bit was rather sexy lmao
666JessyJames 3 months ago
This was hilarious. holy Stephen Colbert looks young :O
Madison93 3 months ago
Never call Stephen Colbert's girl oogany!
gmet12915 3 months ago 2
hop on my back i'm a saint bernard!
Simoneiscooler 3 months ago
I love that colbert was speaking real german
xxSpearMonkeyxx 3 months ago 122
@xxSpearMonkeyxx Real German words, but much of it was non-sensical. I think the only thing he said that was coherent was "Das ist schlecht," which means "This is bad"
xxhintoftearsxx 1 month ago
gdamit collin..
eitansdaman 3 months ago
lol he pronounced haagen dazs wrong but it's cool
TheLastSliceOfPie 3 months ago
That was actually some german. Sweet!
HOTSOUPP1 4 months ago
I love colin.
Zenitune 4 months ago
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some psychological warfare tactics are meant to completely paralyze people mentally. If every person in a persons life friend and foe attacks an the same individual it is meant to freeze a persons mind and shut them down. This tactic would be used to make some one go insane if employed against them when they are right and wrong. Psychological warfare.
fhandington 4 months ago
Dat s.
PykohYT 4 months ago
Day s.
PykohYT 4 months ago
hahaha. oh white people.
RKfMaster 4 months ago 5
I swear Colbert kann Deutsch!
Klukie1994 4 months ago
5:30 love how Colbert's face instantly changes after Ryan's translation. Those expressions have made him pretty famous!
JHulse29 4 months ago
@ The St. Bernard part, my dog jumped on the keyboard and wagged his tail. All of my love
MrMrsBrightside 4 months ago 3
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Oodlesxofxnoodles 4 months ago
I swear it, I would marry Colbert's daughter. JUST so Colbert could be my Father in Law.
LucasI3434 4 months ago 160
@LucasI3434 that might not be a good thing though lol
lackney 2 months ago
@LucasI3434 I am very much into dudes and I would marry his daughter just to have Stephen Colbert as my father!!!
Mackenzieg84 2 months ago
@LucasI3434 She's actually kinda hot
NyCDeViL9010 1 month ago
@LucasI3434 well at 3:49 he said:so today germany and tomorrow the whole world and at 5:26 he said: that is bad but everything else makes no sense at all
PittiProductions 1 month ago
What does the guy say at the end of the skiing one after everybody has finished saying 'Safer! S-Safer! S-S-Safer! Safer!'?
Thanks , appreciate it:)
amelia1146 4 months ago
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@amelia1146 All right, now
Oodlesxofxnoodles 4 months ago
@amelia1146 "Alright now"
LokenzoLive 4 months ago
PLEEEEEASE somebody translate what Colbert is saying in German (because I think it's real).
DevilsDisguiseKorax 4 months ago
@DevilsDisguiseKorax Nah it's not real. They both threw in a real German word here and there (Deutsch, das, etc.), but other than that it's gibberish.
Tannert2O 4 months ago
@DevilsDisguiseKorax
All I could get from the measly year of german I had was at one point he said something like, "First Germany, and then the world!"
MyPaperBleedsInk 4 months ago
@DevilsDisguiseKorax 5:28 He said "This is bad." That's all I could pick out.
LucasI3434 4 months ago
All i could think of when hearing "what would you cook tiger"
is "spam spam spam spam spam Beans Spam spam spam
TheDaftpunk02 4 months ago
When i grow up i want to do what drew Carey does in whose line is it anyways
TheDaftpunk02 4 months ago
Colbert sounds like The Medic from TF2! Kinda looks like him too. :O
UnDEADBishop138 4 months ago
@UnDEADBishop138 And Wayne is Demoman stealing his wife? :P
mouseymousey02 4 months ago
@UnDEADBishop138 holy crap, how did i not see it? i wonder if he plays?
TheLastHylianTitan 4 months ago
i laughed my Ass off at Colin, and Wayne at the end with that dead silence!
SlapstickCoyote 4 months ago
i died
beto9298 4 months ago
Say jackanapes again!
PerryPlanet 5 months ago 4
HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW THAT?! XDDDD I'M DYING. " TODAY GERMANY, TOMORROW THE WORLD. "
AngelQ44 5 months ago 3
I think Colbert's really speaking German. Lol
xbipolarbearsx 5 months ago 6
the 4 whitest guys in comedy
TheFantasticCorndog 5 months ago 7
@TheFantasticCorndog Along with one black dude.
PforPZ 4 months ago
This show is super funny...i miss it being on tv
MIREYAIL 5 months ago
i know it really doesnt matter, but has ryan styles ever won
DaVikes13 5 months ago
@DaVikes13 Once.
Jaeger7793 4 months ago
anyone notice the German part Colbert did a part from Hitler's speech? lol
Weslo2 5 months ago
Great Googally Moogally- Someone said she looked oogally!
Meirenee107 5 months ago
I'm pretty sure Colbert said frühstück.
JefferstChmilst 5 months ago
TIL Colbert spoke german
NaltaLife 5 months ago
i've seen stephen colbert rap about an avalanche, i can die happy now
thespoonlessjoe 5 months ago 2
WHAT COLBERT ON WHOSE LINE MY MINE HAS BEEN BLOWN!!
spikemugen22 5 months ago
Colbert stole the entire show.
fkreller1 5 months ago 5
it's so funny when they just look at each other thinking "where the hell are you going with this?"
physhythoughts 5 months ago 8
Love how Colin shrinks after he says safer. Then busts into a "chickenwalk"
EternallySinful 5 months ago
the kind of disaster you might make a movie about
how about the tim burton batman movies, or 99% of licensed games
deathman1021 5 months ago
Oh Stephen, them eyebrows. <3
guilphire 6 months ago 3
This is proof that Stephen Colbert is a genius.
YourMomBakesPies 6 months ago 77
is it just me, or did that black guy make Barny Gumble look like Malcolm X.
anieto1993 6 months ago 7
@anieto1993 ........... Bryant Gumbel?
rdnzl23 6 months ago
who is the black guy
hanley2458 6 months ago
@hanley2458 Wayne Brady
otterxz 6 months ago
@otterxz thx
hanley2458 6 months ago
@hanley2458 king kongs 1st born.
BLOOD1MONEY 5 months ago
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We4get1918 6 months ago
Stephen Colbert, Robin williams, and Richard Simmons were the funny celebs to go on whose line.
starkreality70 6 months ago 44
16 people should be shot
hunteaus000 7 months ago 6
JACKINAPES!!!
Notyalc81 7 months ago
click the little cc button that shows up when you go hover over the bottom of the video and click transcribe audio then go to 5:00 and enjoy
oyeahthisishot 7 months ago 2
@oyeahthisishot Whoa, subliminal government propaganda.
thewetflarp 7 months ago
@oyeahthisishot You should try the transcribing audio thing with the whole video. The captions it provides are hilarious. Oh yeah, and Stephen Colbert ftw.
mattrhs2011 6 months ago
hagen dasz ? ^^
pixartist 7 months ago
reddit brought me here.
WEmmettB 7 months ago 7
@WEmmettB no one cares
oleary83 7 months ago 7
OH SHIT HE SAID LAY ON MACDUFF, Them's fightin words
7AceofSpades7 7 months ago
How the hell did he guess "Dustin Hoffman playing the Rainman" as opposed to just, "Rainman"?
KerrBB 7 months ago
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this show is sooo boring
bazzamataz72 7 months ago
Today I learned.
Thealmightysanchez 7 months ago
my baby is sooo healthy thanks to these guys
justasilly1 7 months ago
Greatest comedy show ever. No idea why they took it off the air.
MariusChamberlin 7 months ago
@MariusChamberlin something about bad reviews, that's what i read. but who would give it bad reviews is the question D:
ittems 7 months ago
What episode is the last segment from?
jlom130 8 months ago
"Yes, my wife! I've been getting reports about you and her all over town, driving around at all hours of the night, eating in different restaurants! I hate you, I've always hated you from the first day I saw you! Someday I will kill you! You, I will bury you deep beneath the sea and never talk to you again!
.....Kiss me."
TheLastHylianTitan 8 months ago
mind fuck....
Chapel808Pliskin 8 months ago
anyways is not a word
1SixpenceFan 8 months ago
Had no idea that Stephen Colbert was familiar with German. Last thing he says is "Das ist schlecht/That is bad!"
FreezingMose 8 months ago 9
16 people are Jon Stewart fans
GenerationMusic100 8 months ago
Whose line is is anyways?
JJJBLKRose 8 months ago
Colin's absolute lack of rhythm is a style unto itself.
TehRattlesnake 8 months ago 9
US TV, with the exception of movies and high budget drama, always looks so unchanged since the late 80s early 90s.
Not that this isn't great.
tomsega 9 months ago
what is the name of the second game??
crazyzeeko 9 months ago
COLBERT'S LEGIT!
MrTheBojangles 10 months ago 15
@MrTheBojangles To be sure!
AegisNova 8 months ago
who all thought of monty python when hearing his Shakespearean impression?
Squeeker10 10 months ago 68
Jackanapes :D
averyek 10 months ago 8
Surreal.
gregarious24 10 months ago
Stephen Colbert does a real good Charlie Chaplin impression.
4rch3nemy 10 months ago 5
Colbert's got flow.
TBKSKA 10 months ago 91
Way way way way way ... safer!
errdayimhustlin 10 months ago
Say jackanapes again
DrVader12345 10 months ago
14 people clicked the dislike button. =)
goldingna 10 months ago 4
This is how N.W.A. got their start.
fezfuzz 11 months ago 2
Improv is awesome!
kevinmoussavi19 11 months ago
We can't avoid... peace xD
PinkRavager 11 months ago
What are you talking about, Willis?
I4gotmyMANTRA 11 months ago 10
I love watching Collin dance lmao
LilThug181 11 months ago 4
i heart ryan colin wayne and chip
ashley657578 11 months ago
"Orite now"..O.O XD
Blackcandlez 11 months ago 5
Stephen Colbert is hilarious no matter what he's in.
maxman1602 11 months ago
Thumbs up if you want the rap on iTunes!!
TheNewBluesBrother 1 year ago 7
this kinda slanders my heritage
shigabitt 1 year ago
Colin's, as usual, was the funniest.
"Way way way way, way way, way way, safer."
JustinBlottin 1 year ago 4
I heard a pretty funny joke about Drew just recently. Kinda childish, but still funny,
"What would you call Drew Carrey if he bought marsh land?
A Marsh Fellow"
JustinBlottin 1 year ago
I lost it at, "I'm the only black guy here to ski."
CrowbarDoom 1 year ago 8
lol wayne said hagan daas
daffodil852 1 year ago
I <3 Stephens eyebrow raise <3
worldsaver136 1 year ago 4
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This is one of the worst shows ever made. Stephen as always is dreamy.
mardukgoose 1 year ago
@mardukgoose You sir have no taste in anything
1337Flyboy 1 year ago
"What are you talking about, willis?" i died.
anncg94 1 year ago 8
whoa pause at 0:52
c4mac11 1 year ago
Foreign Film Dub, somebody shouted WHALE
JBarahan 1 year ago 7
Colbert should do a Shakespearean comedy.
gambitrogue9 1 year ago 194
@gambitrogue9 He was a theatre major, it explains so much lol
jlom130 8 months ago
Oh God, Wayne is Frankenfurter.
Jomachri 1 year ago 2
Stephen Colbert rocks!!!
GeneLovesClassic1980 1 year ago 6
cocaine is helluva drug
londonjig 1 year ago
HNNNNNNG! Stephen Colbert speaking German has become my new favourite thing in the world.
kitsyheartszombies 1 year ago 13
There is a perfect explination for this video, hilarious!!!!!!!
jengoesshow 1 year ago