AFGHAN FIGHT FOR THE DINNER BILL!!

[spitama1234]

hahahaha....bassiyor Khandador ast................Aferin

[muraahh]

lmfao that is so true :DD

[FRTM13]

LOL

[GunnersOwnAll]

Man I have watched you guys grow..and your dari improve. Afareen.

[TheSediqullah]

that is really nice one.

[itsurfavourite55]

it was funny but then it got pretty stupid when they took out the pocket knifes

[samgul9999]

heiiiiiiiiiiiii dont fight i will give u both bills and u can ppay them offf

lol

[xLiTTL3xB4DxGiRLx]

xDD

[imdashiieet]

Hahaha.. ooh heell noo

[pcpro1000]

The most classic afghan video on youtube!!! never gets old for me~follow me@pcpro1000

[turban123]

somehow this video circulated through my whole family. Now at all the afghan parties somebody plays this video lol.

[FunkyFrank89]

i don't even speak farsi but the dance was funny as hell hahahahaha

[MJJforeverXX]

hahaahah

[Bahijeh234]

omg qias! look at you so younge

[clubntho]

ey look at bob what a g with the accent... look at his mouth sidiqq hahaha

[MyPatriot101]

hey guyz a few eeks back i posted some really offensing comments. im just sayin that i apoligize and if i offended you im truly sorry....its actually a funny vid

[tabman16]

@MyPatriot101 thanks bro. 

[armun19]

ohhhhh my god just wanna say i love you all bros your video was awesome i almost died laughing at first i thought you guys are trying to make fun of afghans and i was really pissed off i wanted to post a super harsh comment but when i saw it complete it was wonderful and guys tell me where are you and please do post more videos not in an insulting mode or offensive just like this coz whatever we are all afghans good luck boys long life afghanistan

[foreverme38]

if u dont speack farsi u really wont understand it that much

[drizzyjr3]

this that classic qais old qais>new qais no offense

[drizzyjr3]

qais looks madddd different then he does now

[InsomniacGrly]

I've been working on my Dari - I must be doing pretty well, cause I freaking understand this. Luv it! lol

[alibuttons]

omg this is sadly true this always happens in my family hahahah

[thezax95]

@MyPatriot101 : your views regarding afghans/ pakistanis are quite frankly disgusting. But, of course, what can you expect from a low-life american who will believe any of the rubbish the media throws at him. The news tells you to jump and you americans go crazy, screaming 'How High?'

Seriously, learn some manners and grow the hell up.

[MyPatriot101]

@thezax95 haha why dont you come down to austin and say the same shit you just said. if you ahve balls. oh wait u dont

[mussttiee]

lil patriot you go back to europ or whatever asshole you came form (kiddin you can stay, but don't post comments when you're suffering from verbal diarrhoea)

these afghans are great!

[MyPatriot101]

@mussttiee hey mussfag im an american, so fuck off u terroist lover

[mussttiee]

@MyPatriot101 Wait, seriously... did you not get my comment? how old are you? didn't you pay attention during history class? oh man. never mind, i think it's better for us not to go on posting this kind of comments below this video. Doesn't have a thing to do with Qias' funny video. I guess this is where we say goodbye. Maybe its our fault you are angry , of course! You feel left out, because you don't know farsi/dari. But I guess it wouldn't be funny anyway if you aren't afghan. Latersz

[MyPatriot101]

fuck u afghan posers. fucking faggs and terroists. Go back to your mud huts in Afghanistan!

[S1993R]

@MyPatriot101

seriously, piss off.

[MyPatriot101]

@S1993R do somethn bitch

[blacklikemichaelj]

@MyPatriot101 hi! how are you? well, i see that you are posting some ignorant comments on here. Please, stop hating. Theres so much in life than believing the media, and hating people. Open up your mind. Obviously, the terriost are uneducated people,not all muslims are like that. Did you know it was your fellow americans who blew up their own towers and created the talibans? Listen, im stating the obvious facts,because instead of being ignorant i open my mind, and educate myself further.

[blacklikemichaelj]

@MyPatriot101 You're obviously entitled to your own opinion, and if you have so much hate and ignorance its not going to take you anywhere in life. Please, do not believe what you hear on the media, and instead open up your mind and educate yourself. You have every right to think what you want and feel what you want, but maybe be more open minded about it. Muslims are all about peace. Not the uneducated ones that you see in Afgh, which you cannnot blame them, because that country has been in war

[blacklikemichaelj]

@MyPatriot101 for more than 30 years. Think about it. Its like me saying that all Christians are like Jeffery Dahmer, Ted Bundy, Charles Manson Family, Albert Fish, etc. Im a 15 year old born and raised in America and I'm more open minded than you. How about that huh? I guess age doesn't matter, its how much you educate yourself and have an open mind. I for one am rooting for all religions, they're all equal, theres no difference between me and you. Terriost= American Government. Think about it.

[shafiq1423]

@MyPatriot101 we are not terrorists terrorists comes from pakistan they are talibans and do you know it you need to fuck you self much

[MyPatriot101]

@shafiq1423 learn english dumbass

[shafiq1423]

@MyPatriot101 lol i am 12 years old so dont talk anymore. i think you doing gayporn home every day you are puting your finger on your buttohle

[Bahijeh234]

@shafiq1423 ew.

[alycaughtfire]

lmfao!!!

[siawashsrosh2]

LMFAO this vid is old but so funny xD



[isisloveangel]

OMG their farsi is SO BAD> it's embarrassing their not even doing an afghan accent in english they sound like Borat it's AFGHANISTAN not Kazakhstan. they're obvi first gen and sound terrible.

[darkwispers]

@isisloveangel And what's your point? I'm Afghan well third/4th generation and I'm a pashtoon and can only speak pashto, pretty decently.

What's your point? Unless you're suggesting all Afg's should speak farsi and perfectly at that? Pfft

[isisloveangel]

@darkwispers No. I did not say that. Read what I said. I think it's so astounding that even when something is WRITTEN in PLAIN ENGLISH, Afghans still have a way of twisting ur words by pulling thoughts from their own head in2 the conversation. I'm saying if ur going 2 do a video in FARSI, then speak PROPER FARSI & PASHTO. Zalami Araa, Haji Kamran, & shows like Zange Khatar r funny & spoken correctly. I don't think it's 2 much 2 ask my own generation 2 learn their language properly.

[hamrivia]

Tht is hilarious lmfao

[NADZCADABRA9]

Durani is jokeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

[afg040]

hahah chiqa khanda mara gerift ameto afghana az afghanistan

[ellamohabat]

lol the dancing was a nice twist at the end.. loved it! great work guys...

[moekurdi1]

lol so true u guys should do a kurdish kind

[AFGHANPRODUCTIONZ]

Check this Afghan Comedy out, This Only the trailer but all episodes will be out soon!!!

/watch?v=Ebjm6RsSfPM

[925shams]

hahahah loved it hahahaahah

[laghmanherat16]

ma ira 100 dafa watch kadom wa 500 dafa laugh kadom :D Ma fekr mekonom ke vids e qias besayar hilarious astan ... LMAOOO :D

[lilpromqueen01]

i love the waiter's gayness and lisp!!!!!!

[TheSeair]

agar namonee ke man paisesh a bettom

yag problem dorem!

mara stab mekone?

tu problem nesti, ee problem ast!

hahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

[amanrezai92]

hahahah

[TheZekamid]

It's soo funny that we are trying to be soo nice, that make problems LMAO

[xxxHolaaxxx]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha­haahahahahaha

Coooooooool!!

[2011Hasin]

;-D ;-D ;-D

[sabrinanoori]

lol



[1zaenaab]

hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahah­ahahah

i hav NEVAAAAA in my wholleeee life laughed THIS much bfor!!!!!!!

these guys r jst hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[9afg9smiley9]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHA

[9afg9smiley9]

hahahahaah " yak problem darem " *takes knife * LMAO

[9afg9smiley9]

@GulShakaarr hahahahaahah (Y)

[marlonsmith100]

they look gays when they kiss each other jajajajaja

[afgzmostnotorious15]

my mom says checka helageer ast and i say this is the truth of what u guys do

[hajyzada]

lol



[prettyandhappy]

wassup with the dance?

[sohrabx]

yo gooo yo goo yoo goo

[x6xsavagex9x]

Whats the name of the song playing when they dance?!!

[surosh2255]

i love you guys i loughed alot and alot

[Qesmat93]

lollll wah wah chi yak video ee namekhoda lol Zendabad Afghanistan Qurban e Watan khod Shawam

[PROUD2bePASHTOON7]

TBH that didnt even bring a whiff of a smile on my face let alone laughing..but still well done for trying

[zapx33]

bachem a zang bezam lmfao

[Saraah0044]

Hhaha, your vids are great.. keep it up(:

[mestaroftheworld]

AHAHAHAH HILARIOUSE VIDEOOOO NOT OTHER VIDEOS THIS WAS PERFECT TIME NOT TOO LONG! :) luved it

[xSadaff]

omg hahaha! 3:30 qais attitude!!

[thexproxnoob]

I admit, persians are like this too

:)

[NADZCADABRA9]

@thexproxnoob nope get outta afghans asses sorry, you may leave our butts iranian

[thexproxnoob]

@NADZCADABRA9 You arrogant piece of shit. No wonder the Russians invaded your place.

[laghmanherat16]

magam fekr mekonom ke shoma da afghanistan kalan nashoden ... :) yak chan chisa yadetan rafta .... :D

[laghmanherat16]

LOL :) i showed it to my mom :) she said : khuda iyara bezana ! Ma hamitor asteem ??

hahaha ... And my dad said : da shay yan megora .. tol lewaniyan di :)

God .. u re so damn funny :))

[ZzHawkRushzZ]

Afghani Style :D



[99massih]

@ clevmart shut your mounth up you are stupid beceause you don't know the mean o this -.-

[clevmart]

hahahaha common its true about the afgs ahahahha they r sooo stupid and crazy hahahah

[MRoo47]

hahaha, this was damn true and funny...afarin guys :D

[123kleinmeisje123]

HAHAHAHAH U PPL RE REAL AFGHANS LOL!

[MizAfgnz]

muahahah.... soo trueeeee...i love afghans.. we r JOKES

[666x1]

درود بر ملت افغان

[tataiandthegang]

39 ppl didnt get to pay the dinner bill.

[daudafg4lif3]

bisyar knood bacheim good going. LONG LIVE AFGHANISTAN!

[Tinajaan123]

Akhh you need more videos like thiz

[TheSallu1983]

disgusting



[jamwicker]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEAD

btw ABDULLA looks like vinny here ahhahaahhahahhaha

[kk3able1]

thats pure afg

[afghangirl0909]

haha typical afghans.. i love it

[TheDeadmous]

best video ever made

[rochelimit55555]

they kinda look like Indian people.

I don't get the stereotype though...

[MsMayaLuv]

What music is playing in 3:43??

[MrRehan2009]

very nice thanks  long live afghanistan

[ItsDuniya]

"TU PROBLEM ASTI" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Freestylergangsta]

besyar khubesch

[afganysoldier]

hahaha ye che kos sher ast khar kosa

[AfgAllah]

All your videos are great, but this one is the best. Make more funny videos like this one.

[718ismael]

besyar khandadar bood amee video kae joar kadi lol

[the8mich8]

khyer khodo.

this is SO TRUE!

i love the gay waiter!

[95MJJFAN]

Hahahaha loll

if we go with memana to a store ..

then my father and uncle are fighting for who gonna pay ..

[ArianaMusiic]

hahaha tu problem nestii...e problem ast hahahah

[Freestylergangsta]

LOOOOOOLLLLLLLL XD

im afghan

and i must say Afghans like really soo hahahaha

[MiSSOFFiCiAL18]

hahahahah <3 this

[Gh0std0nkey]

@eminem545able they aren't gay you idiot and it is funny if you understand what they are saying

[mspuppyvsmrpuppy]

this is my favourit video on utube

my couzin n i made a video similar to this...the diffrence is dat we r girls so we tried our best

we basically did the same except we skipped some parts....i want to post it up but im not sure if i can or not. Qais and Omar, you two should become afghan comedians...you guys rock the afghan world of comedians

[mrlifenmrdeath]

i call my sisterz ABDULLAH BECAUSE OF THIS

THE DANCE IS VERY FUNYYY

[mrlifenmrdeath]

this is hilarious ... keep it up guyzz the waiter guy is totola...lol

me and my friends made a parady of this for our families it was so funny.. we said every single word that they said here

[supermustafa10]

hahaha gananok

[MrTastyKebbab]

lmao i dont understand wat they're saying

[TheMegahVideoz]

@MrTastyKebbab its funny! afghans rule ther hella funny if u understand

[sonia6082]

@MrTastyKebbab THEN DONT WATCH? O.o

[Mursal3254]

LMFAOOOO....I love u guysss!!!!!!!

[shortie4mpanjshar]

make a new video for this

[ssrock13]

omg i love this =)

[bigchoncho]

bachem rasti ki inamikhisum ast! ( man its really like this!) my family allways does this over bill or the door!

[nezzy003]

Kudamit karamaan shudin wawa

[TheKabulzameen]

nothing else to do .. useless

[sid6911]

So true!! Very creative and funny video!

[SRSkater1]

lol

[LovelyMaimai]

woohla bachem mana ami gaph yak defeh magoyom

ageh ami film khoob neesta, pas mana nemifamoom chi khoobish,

nemifamoom

[FarishtaSamadi]

hahaha OMG i love you quys. Honestly this is tooooooooo funny i watch this over and over and never qet sick of it. HA HA HA you quys have to make some more. Well done ;)

[coolsvilleowner]

MARA STAB MEKUNEE LOOOOOL

[drx4sx]

nay nay ban... Nay tu ban...ufff guftum ban nay !! :p

[afghanjaan1]

lmao! u guys are funny! u should make more videos :D i loved it

[Mirwaiis]

33 haters =)

[afgun2011]

lolzz you guyz are funny afareen

[420zazai]

bull shitttttttttttttttttttttt

[edrees786]

@420zazai dont hate

[AfghanWarrior1965]

I loved it.

[PurpleAreosaurus]

AHHHHHHHH, this is hella funny

[MultiZamary]

good one

[jambe1234567]

that was probably the funniest thing i have ever seen. lol

[Morsal45]

Lmaoooo love this, and itss truee my family alwayss does this XD

[candygir7]

I liked this video, very artistic and imaginative. Good acting and re-enactment. Anyways, you hear the music & dance style, I ask you where it is originated from? not Turkey, not Arabia, it is Georgian. You ancestors were Georgians. So were Turkey's ancestors & Spain & England. Now go read some history books to confirm.

[Faatiiful]

OMG This is awsome!!!

i have laughed the hole time!!

[MzBlahBLAHblah95]

FAAH.. Funny shit man.

especially the part where he tells him to dial his sons number for him. its like they completely forgot the fight. LOL

[boksta100]

NUMME BAIID CHI ASTA ??

[deedskienker]

gey afghans

[U062]

@deedskienker Gey afghans? Firstly learn how to spell gay secondly if u dont like this shit u can get the fuck out rather than being a complete dickhead.

[leafsforlife26]

@deedskienker fuck off if you don't like it go suck a dick or something bitch

[KrazeKAM]

"ah hell naw. Put it on my tab" LMAO

[MrAli393]

please try to fight with others real not like this i am also an afghan in austria and here we are the best every day we fight with chechenesh and albana peoplee so be the best be cause you are an AFGHAN

[KaweschMusic]

FFunny

[hanseHome]

its kind of funny ... greetings from germany

[ShbnamTjuh]

wahwhahwhahwhah OMG im a afghan XD

[yUmch33]

hahahahahahaha you guy's made my day seriously 1 of the best vid's i have watched on Y.T

[MaAfghanBoyAstoom]

love this.

[99massih]

Hahaha sooo LOOOL Iluvthisvideoo haha soo chill 'X

[poper1121]

afg rules  so jokz i luv these guys

[afg1proud]

lol i love the finglish remix: "Mara STAB mekoni?" hahahaha

[djmussy18]

0:30 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  "Dammeee donesh bezann" hahhahaahaahahhahahahahhahahha

[Xatarnak]

hahahahahahaha fuken clowns...

[aatir7madrid]

halal beeeef lol

[djmussy18]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........­.........haaahahahahahhahahaha­haahahahahahahahhahaahhahahaha­hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahhahhaahahahahahahahahahaahah­ahahhaahahaahahahhaaaahaahhaha­hahahhhahhahaha

Still proud to be afghan....hahahahahaaha

[seriinaaa]

HAHAHAHAHA...namekhuda bachaiem bisyaar cool video ast ... billa bete bare ma ke paisesha baretan betom ... byeeee

[injaley]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed so much in a long time. That dance, especially, was soooo unexpected.

[DutchAfghan89]

Can someone please tell John to commit suicide for the sake of humanity?

[stillmakinitinlife93]

Churaw fight meykuneyn? Did you guys learn nothing from the video?!?

[DutchAfghan89]

@calawaymark Hey moron im not gay (not that theres anything wrong with that), and she was not protecting me over her religion, she just agreed with me over some things, for instance that John is a shameful, disrespectful, undeniably stupid piece of proud shit, talking about womens dignity and then calling her a slut. You saying that john said the right things really shows ur an idiot like him, he said unforgiveble things about mothers fathers and sisters all in sexual context, i despise you ppl

[john1136]

@DutchAfghan89 I called u a slut. And yeah sorry I'm not a lowlife like u to be on net 24/7 to reply to ur comments. And why do u keep refering to the dutchafghan as 'she'? His a boy not a girl. From the looks of it, it looks like its that same cunt using different account because no muslim would back a shameful person who cursed Islam. U never replied my comments. Shame on u. Dont worry I dont care what u say, I know I literally NUKED u on this arguement, infact u even spammed ur reply lolz!

[BiGTiMeNeRD007]

Good job guys! This shit was hilarious.

[naikprincess]

loooooooooooool

omg u guys are awsome..

qais jaan plz make more vids..

[pharzanah]

@john1136 your a complete jackass and i kow your never going to grow up and realize what everyone has been trying to tell you. your obviously too fuckin stupid to understand half of what i said but at least i can say i tried. i'll tell you again that im not a farsiwan, im a pashtun. im from kandahar and i have lived there before i know what goes on.im not a smartass i just believe in standing up for i what i think and defending my opionions. so shut the fuck up and READ what ppl said properly.