San Francisco International - 8/9

[ChaoticYak]

Here's your script. You're going to be playing "Black Woman on Plane".

[PCGamer77]

Can anybody tell me what Mike says at 6:20? I can't hear it. :(

[Gjeorje]

Davey has such an annoying whiney expression permenantly on his face that even I want to divorce his mum....and Pernell Roberts looks like a cartoon shark with a quiff.

[ChaoticYak]

Elsewhere in the airport, Clu and Tab are hugging.

[antgav79]

Ditch him at the gate. lmao

[sleepyhollow783]

2:49 "Davey, you're gonna meet a man in a black robe wanting to play chess with you."

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, and Davy, when you die, there's only a dark nothingness awaiting you.

No one told Purnell that Davy has the IQ of a box turtle.

I never get to see anyone die.

[IliyaMoroumetz]

@ 7:38

A Dense Smug? What? Is John Agar guest starring in this movie?!

[ChaoticYak]

@IliyaMoroumetz Good question. Who is more smug? John Agar or Purnell Roberts?

[IliyaMoroumetz]

@ChaoticYak

I would have to give that award to Agar, on account this he's been more blatantly arrogant about it... recall "What? And let Mr. America cut in on my cake?"

As smug as Purnell is, he's more subtle about it... though that's not saying much. :p

[Kinemacolour]

@ChaoticYak Well Parnell actually had a brain and a career. And he could sing too.

[ChaoticYak]

@Kinemacolour Purnell Roberts sings? I didn't know that! ...well, smug or not, he automatically went up in my estimation. :)

[Kinemacolour]

@ChaoticYak Yes, there is an episode of Bonanza when he sings too. I think, based on what I read about him after his death, he would have liked to have been a singing Shakespearian actor, but TV paid the bills.

[TitusYorick]

Is it wrong to wish that that annoying brat had died?

[Dulcimerist]

Maybe he should've taught him how to fly straight first...

[bbofun]

"The faces of those you've wronged will be coming up on your left"

[ChaoticYak]

The faces of those you've wronged will be floating up on your left.

"There's one more thing I want you to remember."

You're a bad and evil person.

[TonyXXD420]

Watch your VOR, have you filed a flight plan, get your log sheet out!

[Kinemacolour]

"Dogs told me to do it!"

[ElveeKaye]

"They were gonna make me God, but I was too good-lookin'!"

[person0129]

oh man. that plane scene was just perfect for riffing

[ElveeKaye]

My favorite part of this whole movie! Makes me wish they had riffed more airplane-related movies.

[Delta4845]

@ElveeKaye Have you seen their version of "The Starfighters"

So boring, but some of the best innuendos applied to planes i have ever seen

[Diamondex11]

Now take it out halfway.. No, the THROTTLE..

[guysmiley00]

@Diamondex11 Pull it out halfway, and then all the way. But don't touch it again after that or you'll make God cry.

[tagginos]

I did it for Jody Foster!

[KaristaSwiss]

wasnt this satirized in AIRPLANE

[rcevey2]

I love how the far shots show Davey wobbling but the close-ups show him flying level.