Ultimate Football Man Cave

[Pharaneo]

yeah ^^

[mloprestiman]

Dipers and a bio-hazard bag to keep them in, and a garbage shoot that leads to the garbage cans or dumpster outside. Then I would never have to leave and just watch Football all day for everyday for a month!

[xxxmata125xxx]

You should restore a toilet too, and put TV in there for emergency case and one more thing missing is sign on house door "Don't disturb works on the way to title!!!" and England shirt ofc...

[kiffi1980]

a woman out sign!

[crostrummer]

a bong :)

[ineedsillypanda]

a beer bong

[marcelohomrich]

I would put a Strip-Tease Pole with two hot twins to fill my beer during the game, so I don't need to miss a second of the game and to dance for me between the games!!!

[eastcstsrfr]

lotion.

[jingles100100]

fog machine to abandon games england could lose

[Master0fB00m]

MICROWAVE

[afternoontea666]

THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS. THE MANCAVE WOULD BE A LIFE CHANGING SITUATION FOR ME AND MY DOG JACK . ME AND JACK , CANNOT ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT...........

[texybaby]

A remote control that can only be activated by a man !!!

[mbmb11]

a masseur to calm those frayed nerves!!!!

[Missymac1000]

A mute button on the remote control for your wife and kids

[Missymac1000]

A mute button on the remote control for your wife and kids

[Wendyb473]

The only thing missing that I can see

Is a football mad lady - oh yes, then that's me!!!

[usrca1964]

CURRY

[JimmyBeam3000]

ULTIMATE ANSWER: We need an Urinal!! Including a goal e.g. uro-goal.com/images/plain_uro-­goal.jpg otherwise we would have to leave the best room ever built! ;)

A small flatscreen above would be nice as well, so you won't miss a scene! ;)

[afternoontea666]

WHAT ABOUT A DIRECT PHONE LINE TO CAPELLO AND THE ENGLAND TEAM .TO LET THEM KNOW IN REAL TIME THAT ENGLAND EXPECTS. AND IF THE WORST HAPPENS AND THEY GET KNOCKED OUT. THEN THEY CAN ALL COME AND WATCH THE FINAL OF THE WORLD CUP IN MY MANCAVE, WAGS INCLUDED

[Rogar1471]

My best mates - Just chilling watching the footie!

[stevenevermind]

A 'Fabio Capello' Inflatable Punch-Bag for the eventuality of losing out at the semi-finals with useless penalty shoot-outs.

...and a big box of Man-sized tissues for the aftermath!

[goodzere2duble07]

A Vuvuzela just to annoy your neighbours that little bit more.

[niallfroggy]

all that is missing, is England winning the World Cup!!!

[afternoontea666]

The Atmosphere of 1 hundred thousand screaming Engiand Fans

[3I5M4NN]

an aquarium for the "green deal"

[Zaub9rk1nd]

i would add... some hot chicks for entertainment. ;)

[DaveGuitarUK]

I would add... a *location*. South Africa baby!!

[katsasGR]

i'will add the 2 guys if the trailer and MY 3 BEST GIRLFRIENDS.............OUUUUU­UU

[phiL31337]

I would add a fleshlight

[FreerunnerCologne]

i would add my 10 best friends with the football shirts of my country and celebrate with them!! never be alone!!

[fauxdomino]

- just needs Cheryl Cole surely?

[gomezzz21]

I would add a Ps3 with footie games to play before and after the game

[purplepaulabates]

It will be spoiled on men!

[angel56ization]

A fresh air machine so you don't have to go outside to get some !!

[daveyladboy]

It needs a 'Carry On' style nurse, to administer hangover remedies, blood pressure medication, statins (after all the kebabs). She could fit/empty a collostomy bag & catheter system (so you didn't miss any of the games) and provide a half time pole dance...

[cjal87]

A portable loo would definately been needed, so that you dont even have to leave the room! Plus wireless tv headphones to still hear the game commentry! lol

[aesop57]

Yard of ale glasses

[TheMelonArmy]

Party Poppers with a England Bang, this would be archived by attaching a number party poppers (around 2000) to the ceiling of the cave. These would be colour coded to form a England flag on the ceiling. Ready to be explode of as soon as the big red button is pressed.

Details of how this would be setup, have been put together and placed into following two links.

The Blueprints (does not contain much blue:/)

^Links in following comment, no room here.

[TheMelonArmy]

Doh, seems youtube does not like me posting links.

Both links are on

themelonarmy [replace with dot] com <- remove [ ] :(

Was fun but took so long, time to try get some sleep before England's first game.

Enjoy the game everyone!! :)

[mpad6869]

I would add John Motson to the room to do live commentry!

[lorrigeisler1]

I would add a telephone with answering machine but keep the ringer silent so as not to be interupted whilst watching the games.

[TripW1re]

I would add more chairs for my best mates, no point in watching the world cup alone!

[keitheification]

A penalty/free kick simulator using a world cup ball!, so that you can feel right in the action throughtout the world cup. Also can play with mates, and will save all them long debates about whos the best.

[niallfroggy]

one word............ WOMEN!!!

[oceancolours]

A TARDIS... so if England don't win I can travel back in time and traverse parallel universes to find a timeline where England do win the 2010 World Cup!! yay!!!

[iankylemartin]

Winston Churchill cigars to puff on while strategising England’s inevitable victory

A portrait of nelson to inspire while watching the beautiful game.

An Ice sculpture Lion that pours Gordon’s gin out of it’s mouth to keep us refreshed and inspired.

Dancing shoes to celebrate every England goal

A disco ball for the England victory party at the end of the World Cup!

[xchampbearx]

A vibrating massage chair to help ease away those tense moments!

[joanne974]

Ok, so couldn't fit all on one post, so I posted it below in 2 separate sections, and so it can be read easier. Took an age to write & couldn't cut it down, hope this is okay :)) Thanks for the comp....

[joanne974]

Looking at these prizes it’s really hard to see

What one thing, the room is missing, really could be

I suppose if you’re a real man you would say ‘a scantily clad girl’

One that shows off her stuff when giving you a twirl

Or maybe if you’re the comical type you’d say it’s missing a funnyman like James Corden

Or perhaps you’re a bit of a nerd and it’s missing a comic book hero like Flash Gordon?

Possibly you’re a genius, a real well-to-do type - cont-

[joanne974]

- cont- You may think it’s missing a few Sherlock Holmes books & a hat & a pipe

You could think you’re a Jedi, and want a real life lightsaber

But you could be one of those lonely types, and just want a neighbour

All these things are really NOT what I’d choose it to be

For the only thing I think that’s missing in that room is, ME!!

Now time to thank the awesome peeps that is, of course, ‘Best Buy’

For giving us this comp, & makin Joe Bloggs a very, VERY happy guy.

[MrSugarkane000000]

A Semi Naked woman to bring more beer

[polobint]

xbox 360 for half time!

[rsignals]

5 of my best mates - watching footie is a team sport after all!

[sammyhonduras]

check out my Man Cave Video....youtube.com/user/samm­yhonduras

[turnlach]

I'd add a Lay-Z-Boy entertainment chair with a built-in fridge

[kissmeraas]

A secret door behind a working coke machine... Just because!

[afternoontea666]

I WOULD WANT THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS AND THAT WOULD BE TO SHARE MY MANCAVE WITH MY FOOTBALL LOVING FAMILY AND FRIENDS . PERFECT

[GAZZARHH]

an invisibilty ray so i can zap myself when the wife and kids come looking for me!!!

[bigfatfigs]

What a perfect way to watch England's best eleven

Add a harp and a halo, cos I'd be in footy heaven.

[gemgem26wales]

a magic eight ball...remember those things? nostalgic and has some vague purpose, in an event of a power cut the guys can get 'answers' from the almighty magic 8 ball!

[danniimwa]

Haa How Awsome ! i would add to my mancave definatly a popcorn cart, canday floss machine, peanut stool and a bar.

[angelsmile500]

Vibrating Massage chair and a personnel masseuse to massage the tension out when matches are being played. Luxury seating for my girlfriends and golf Clubs for my husband so he can play golf while I watch the FOOTBALL.

[vicks276]

Myself. It looks like heaven!!

[poorboysUK]

American Style fridge filled with beer.

[Magevib]

A stripperspole for the 30 mins break..

5 strippers..

And 1 that gives you a 30 mins blowjob.

[comper222]

A whistle, so you can referee every game!

[bonglover96]

defo need a butler, how about alfred pennyworth (batmans butler)

he cud get me anything i need

beer

nachos

potty

[ladygray81]

as a understanding (to the point) girlfriend/wife i'd suggest a dishwasher

[lillyinthesun]

A pair of size ten stilettos,

Some lip gloss for a pout,

And long blonde wig...

So I could 'drag' my husband out!

[ambernia1]

Aww brill job lads you know your BestBuy UK gear! *sobs* I want to be a man!

[thekrog007]

it's a generation game thing... where's the cuddly toy?

[afternoontea666]

Watching the world cup on television will be Amazing. But it wont allow me to Be there to Hear the Roar of the Crowd. To Touch it . To feel it to live it and breath it. To laugh . And to cry in unison with 1 hundred thousand people stood beside me . THERE FOR . i will be needing 2 Tickets To The Greatest Game Ever Played THE WORLD CUP FINAL

[JoExxSNiiPEzZ]

Nuts magazine!

[tishtash442]

hey, some girls love footie too! my fella hates it so this would be pure heaven for me. all that's missing for the laydees is... some wine glasses and plenty of ice cold vino or champagne for when England win and an electric corkscrew. good luck everyone and well done Best Buy what a fantastic competition! now surprise us all and let one of us girls win!

[MrRazzledazzle99]

An explanation of the offside rule for the wife.

You are in the queue in Primark. The girl infront of you doesn't have her purse. You realise you don't have yours either. Your friend at the back of the queue offers to throw her purse to you. You can't queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you. Once the purse has been thrown you can dodge the girl infront and then confront the girl on the desk.

[MrSilk65]

A lucky leprechaun (nope not Irish but I 'aint fussy) to grant my wishes ensuring England wins ( just to give 'em a bit of help mind when they need it ). Don't hold with cheating mind!

[gemgem26wales]

1st off no bloke can live without their mam/mum/mother/old bird (whichever way you choose to refer to your maker), so i think a photo of her should be in the room. sweat+alcohol+kebab=the lynx effect needed. A swear box should be added-if they are going to spend a month doing sod all at least they can put some money away to buy their girlfriend something nice. a mirror-nice smug reflection looking back at you knowing your living the dream!

Oh almost forgot, a box of tissues!

[stephenking40]

A Fred Flintstone cave man outfit to be worn in the cave.

Wilma and Betty to serve the food and drink in the man cave of today.

If I am going with this cartoon world I might as well add Jessica Rabbit to really make her the ultimate fantasy addition.

[TightAltaaaaaaaaah]

where is the beer???????

[dezebelly]

All that's missing is Baddiel & Skinner to keep me company and play the games in the breaks

[horsecrazy227]

A portaloo - so I wouldn't miss out on the action!

[MsLuckymike]

I would like four beautiful 20 year old women to serve me my hearts desire while watching football, in particular a nice caribbean barbeque featuring jerk chicken, jerk pork and caribbean peleau rice with salad. I would also need about four cases of caribbean beers

[bantamcrazy]

A KEEP OUT SIGN FOR THE DOOR

[kpk1981]

A good woman to bring the beer & crisps when ordered!!!

[oldskoolZz1975]

A MASSIVE ENGLISH Flag! To show everone who comes past my house whos gona win!



[uniquelanguages]

Forget the Deluxe Leather Chair - MASSAGE CHAIR!

[Jimmious]

OMG EPIC

[clauski]

A replica world cup so it's guaranteed an Englishman can lift the trophy!

[aless02]

I would add some pizza, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[madmonster33]

How do you improve on perfection, you guys have thought of absolutely everything, except a little genie lamp so I could guarantee an England victory with the help of three wishes to help the three lions.

[R1co5uave]

Disposable adult nappies and a supply of incontinence pads. Not only because there isn't a toilet in the cave, but for extra protection if and when England face penalties.

[joeldarque]

A picture of Maradona for the dartboard

[toniqx]

The world cup final from 1966! It aint a cave without it!!!

[ungurs1]

Don't think anything else would fit in!

[plumblossom23]

Lionel Messi, Fernando Torres, Kaka, Ronaldo, Xavi, Iker Casillas, Thierry Henry, Gianluiggi Buffon, Xabi Alonso, Philipp Lahm, Gonzalo Higuain, Frank Ribery, Michael Ballack, Wesley Sneijder, Landon Donovan - because keeping them in the cave means keeping them OFF the pitch!

Come on England!!!

[Bogplaya]

Dat little bubbly thing to wash your legs, chevapcici, and a lot of rakija.

[hareby]

Soundproofing......... so the neighbours don't hear the profanities when England go out on penalties again!

[iankylemartin]

An answering machine so I do not miss a call from Fabio in case he needs me to fill in for Wayne or Stevie G!

A conveyor belt to deliver mouth-watering morsels from the front door to my mouth

Beer pitchers for when we get tired of drinking straight out of the tap



A selection of Best Buy football DVDs to watch in the downtime between matches.

[emilyc2it]

I would add an extra chair to the man cave for me! As my fella would die for this but not as much as me. I have even booked time off work to catch matches. There is not much more you could ask to be added just that one extra chair!

[kiki725]

I think you need a lazy boy chair!

[ncfcsnakepit]

I would ad a big sticker on that telly saying "WELL DONE MR GREEN FROM WISBECH YOU HAVE WON THIS FANTASTIC TELLY "

[fraoch2]

I would add a toilet curtained off for privacy, but one curtain can be left open to see the match complete with extremely large supply ot toilet paper and a washbasin. A coffee maker for when you get sick of beer

[hay1275]

A huge clock so you can see what time the next match is on..... you would easily loose time in that man cave

[mesb210776]

I would add stadium wall paper and a teasmaid and fridge ;oD

[TheMuzz1e]

A coffin - for surely I will die of happiness!

[Gurliewurlie]

Overhead retractable ceiling storage for 'adult' magazines.

[Heathian1]

A kettle, mug, teabags and milk of course! This is England, we love our cups of tea!!!!!

[minicooper106600]

A stripper pole

[tupacshakur5633]

I would love to win HTC Dersie so i can use all the apps i want.

[MsSpoilt]

I would LURVE for all the men to dissapear down the pub and them me and the girls can watch girlie DVD'S. So how about a Tardis to put the men in YAY, and padlocks for the doors so they cannot get back in again, even more YAY

[zebralennon1981]

I would add a boxing bag to release my post match frustrations should the score not go our way and a hammock for a man cave kip.

[Shaunicus1]

Hmmm.....surely it would have to be some kind of man nappy or trouser like portable loo, so that you don't have to get up and miss a single minute of the footy. It's always sod's law that you will go to the bog when something interesting happens. This would eliminate that. Obviously some kind of plug in fresh device would need to be attached to the device, thus eliminating the indescribable stench that would occur. How's about that then? :)

[funky2bunny]

A large lazy boy, a keg of grolsh and a blow up doll, if I'm lucky I won't hear from my husband for a week!!

[jools182]

a turbo trainer for my bike so at least I can attempt to get a bit of exercise during the day

[iankylemartin]

A sun lamp so I do not get a Vitamin D deficiency due to lack of sunlight from living in my cave.

Noise cancelling headphones so I can focus on the important World Cup stuff and be able to block out any comments from my girlfriend

Massage therapist to relieve the tension if England gets into a penalty shoot out

Champagne flavoured wallpaper to lick when England wins it all.

[123braddersg]

One of those Dyson Air Multiplier fans to keep me cool when the action gets hot

[afternoontea666]

I will need a Professional Beauty Therapist. A Womans Hair Stylist. A Sunbed. 20 sets Of handbags 20 of The Latest Designer Shoes. Some Popcorn. Chocolate and an arrange of the latest girl Flicks . BUT NOT FOR ME OFCOURSE this Would Be For My Lovely Girlfriend. Who Could have the Room Next Door For her And Her Friends To Have a Girlie Night in. Leaving me to Enjoy Every Minuet of the Work Cut in peaceful bliss

[doodynath95]

a 'hot line' to my local pizza delivery shop

[johnnybravo39]

i would add iron bars so no one else could get in, also maybe an oxygen machine so i never had to go outside again.

[missstephaniemamo]

an Irobot roomba - one of those robot hoovers for cleaning up the crumbs so I don't have to and also a pepperami flanimal to abuse the TV when someone other than your team scores (they are fun!) That would be all I think you have the rest covered

[PenguinPink]

I would add a concrete wall where the door is, so I could stay in this room of paradise forever!

[Pheebs888]

I would add the following things: a second chair, you cannot suport England properly on your own, a few England shirts as you will need to change a few times in 4 weeks, a Cristiano Ronaldo voodoo doll better safe than sorry (remember 2006), a table football to play your own world cup on, a digital frame mounted on the wall showing some of England's finest moments for inspiration, a DVD copy of the England 5-1 victory over Germany and a picture tribute to the current England squad on the walls!

[melandtony141]

they need a pie maker !!!....you cant watch football with out a pie. also need a urinals on the back wall , if you need a doo....im sorry but you have to leave the room !!!

[vyleside]

I'd add a Slingbox Pro. Why? Because if you have to leave the room, even to go to the toilet, you can stream whatever you're watching to your phone, or netbook. Never miss a second :D.

[electricdreams3000]

forget a chair...how about a spa for you and your mates !

[lynnxxx1]

A corner flag so I can do my celebration dance each time England score!!!!!!!!!

[amebeecomps]

Pffft I would have the chair and slanket and my OH could just sit on the floor. A girl needs fab things for watching TV too ;0)

[nnjjiittss]

the whole "playboy magazine" collection; for when your wife/girlfriend has left you because of our 100%-male football-madness and there is no football on television at the time.

[nbzippy]

I would add a (selt emptying) bin chute so the empties and wrappers wouldn't get the chance to grow big enough to block the screen/hide the remote!

[blackicerose]

A catheter :)

[rosskempagain]

Where's the perfectly aged bottle of whisky, the cigars and most important, the inflatable sumo suits?

[nnjjiittss]

the whole playboy-magazine collection; for when you're wife has already left because of our 100%-male football-madness and there are is football on screen at the time.

[sweetbutternut]

A one month sick note from the doctor!

[skillbanane]

theres definetly morre need for beer!

[Floj0able]

A waterbed with massage function to massage away the stress of the penalty shootouts.

[konnectiv]

I'd add a Kaleidescape system, so I can watch my collection of DVD and bluray films without getting out of the armchair to change a disc, perfect for the times between matches... now where's my copy of the Italian Job!

[SouthCentralCruisers]

Oh blimey, with all that fast food and a mans smelly feet im thinking a BIN & AIR FRESHNER!!!

[kelster1268]

all it needs now is a pole and a blonde lady,perfect.

[mrscalash]

A woman to clear up all the mess!!

[Lilybubbles1]

A Wales flag so that I could enjoy all the goodies each and every time Wales play football and rugby matches.

[DanniWCF]

Well its a man cave so maybe....A brain....

[shanetelford]

What a prize! I never win anything! But I may as well enter this one! Seems simple enough!

[masterbrown2002]

Needs a dog, mans best friend :)

[mhollins83]

WHAT?! No XBOX 360?!?!?! You have a Wii and a PS3 in there but no XBOX?! How can you have a football cave with no XBOX? That very much needs to be remedied! Get one in there QUICK!!

[flowrypot]

My Husband

[purplecatlover2003]

There is one very very important item that you seem to have forgotten and thus I would need to add. What is that item? A toilet cubicle of course. If I'm not going to leave the cave because I have everything else i need I would hate to have to leave to visit the appropriate little room :)

[sarokaal]

Clearly, a fully flushing toilet will be a necessity, but so annoying to have to leave the match at the crucial moment, so just install it facing the telly - no one will notice, they'll all be watching the ref's latest disastrous decision!

[shyguyvirgin]

A bank vault to get inside and stay inside. My own little panic room would be next to a window so I could escape and go get my daily takeaway. It would be preferable to take a sarnie machine in too - I just love sandwiches!

[ajs001sky]

A Large Load Washing Machine............to remove all tell tale signs of over excitement and / or extreme stress from the England kit I will be wearing.

[davidmarsden100]

two five lever locks and the wife and mother-in-law can leave on the scooter !!!

[afternoontea666]

The Most Perfect Moment For Me To Enjoy The World Cup With Would Be To Spend It With My Football Playing Chocolate Labrador Pup. Who Is Called Jack . Jack Loves Football As Much As Me . And this will Be His First World Cup. SO maybe We Could Make This a Memorable life Changing World Cup For The Both Of Us

[mokey1973]

Never mind this being the best ever prize for a man, this is the best prize a woman could ever win. This prize, if I won, would guarentee me a summer of peace and quiet and I'll definately rack up some bonus points from the kids too!

[kirstralia]

A pair of England 'Football Lashes' to show my full-on WAG support for the games.

[ohmygod0902]

Even I could become a mad football fan with that gear !! :D It's just beathiful man!

But there is really nothing left to mention it's just perfect! :) maybe a friend to watch it with, football is a team sport ! :D

[ohmygod0902]

Even I could become a mad football fan with that gear !! :D It's just beathiful man!

But there is really nothing left to mention it's just perfect! :) Maybe some friends football is a team sport ! :D

[moggy64]

An optics carousel!!!! For the man who doesn't like fizzy drinks!!!

[wav3ydave]

A bell to ring for assistance in case he realises something in missing...

[pspjunkie777]

a girlfriend slave that could do me in the half times :)

[Ikrambee]

sofa with toilet so then i wont have to move

sofa wit toilet so then i won