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  • lets put it in the toaster

  • THUMBS UP IF U GOT TURTLE CANCER

  • @deltaman221 SHUT UP

  • @icemasterx98

    fuck you

  • like a slow turtle... thats dead...from...turtle cancer lolololololololololol

  • Hahaha, this is so funny.

  • 0:05: that's Vista

  • @Weegeeisgoingtokillm Makes no sense.

  • @cobolt13 (This map pack is taking forever to download) Vista in a nutshell.

  • @Weegeeisgoingtokillm So, you're saying downloading is hindered by "vista". If so, that premise is horribly faulty.

  • Microsoft Anna is funny.

  • They were wasted off 3 cans of beer each? Arby n Chief are lightweights :P

  • OMFG I CANT STOP SPITTING OUT MY POP!!

  • Arby and the chief have gone high....

  • there acting high more than drunk lol..

  • LOLOLOL TURTLE CANCER KLIKIKLOLOL

  • no words needed :D

  • famous last words, "you just meed another beer"

  • LETS PUT IT IN THE TOASTER......

    THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

  • u just need another beer

  • Turtle Cancer

    

  • arbitur is as stupid as chief lets put it in the toaster lol

  • A slow dead turtle Rita cancer lololol turtle cansir Lolololololololololol

  • "sobriety's just clouding your judgement. You need another beer"

    LOL

  • Turtles get cancer too?! OMG!! HIDE JEREMY!!!

  • turtle cancer

    

  • when there drunk they act high

  • Did anyone else get the reference at the start of every Flashback ?

    You know...Legend of Zelda ?

  • @BabyPaulaPolestar

    law and order

  • @voltronso Wrong. Majora's Mask.

  • If arbiter drinks, he's just like master chief xD

  • They sound more high then drunk

  • LOLOLOL TURTLE CANCER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL

  • we need arby drunk MOAR

  • adblock moe foes XD

  • Wow they get along great when they're drunk

  • @TheCreeperhunter they should get drunk more often lol

  • Turtle cancer lololol

  • Lol put the internetcable in a toaster :)

  • turtle cancer lmao

  • when arbiter gets some alcohol in him he sinks to arbiters IQ :P

  • "like a slow turtle...that's dead...from...turtle cancer." XD best line in the series ever!

  • hahaha arby has a hangover

  • If the chief and the arbiter aren't both males, they will make a great couple. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

  • i love how it has the majoras mask time counting

  • turtle cancer

  • from............turtle cancer........

  • 54 people died from turtle cancer

  • lolololololol turtle cancer lolololololololololol!!!

  • Aw i cant click that stuff to see what will happen

  • Arby kinda reminds me of Spenny, and Chief reminds me of Kenny. The way they sit on the couch and the fact that they only get along when they're drunk or high.

  • 0:23 press it

  • Man the Arbiter is much more fun when drunk, although I suppose that applies to pretty much everyone.

  • we put it in the toaster

  • turtle cancer is serious

  • Have SOME JACK DANIELS :3 epicmealtime lol

  • I LIKE TURTLES

  • toaster hahahahahahhahahaha

  • adds don't look like arby n the chief to me.

  • @evilcoffee18 54 peoples pet turtles died from turtle cancer

  • 54 Idiots really tried to make a super internet cable -_-

  • Sobriety is clouding your judgement. You just need another beer.

  • Drunk Arby is fun Arby! :D

  • i steel dont get wer todd and travis. went the trash?

  • @leoneko415 they got kidnapped by an alien tht looked like jons chin,who had gay butt secks with them,then he killed them. Then because he wuz gay and had no reason for women he put cortana in a escape pod and launched her into the sun.

  • b33r solves everything

  • chief: now we gotta solder this bitch

    arbiter: but how

    chief: LET'S PUT IT IN THE TOASTER!

    arbiter:... yeh

    XD i... can't breathe AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • lolololol turtle cancer lolololololololololololololol

  • Rather than being drunk they seem high.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TURTLE CANCER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • I died at the turtle cancer bit LMFAO

  • Are they high or drunk?

  • "No words neccissary, my friend."

    Lol

  • Lol turtle cancer

  • poor turtle!

  • "Lets put it in the toaster..." "Thats a good idea."

    lmfao

  • Arbiter funny when hes drunk

  • sobriety are just clouding your judgments! HA

  • i hate this dumb fucking motocross advertisement, it is on every single vid

  • @BehnProductions lol at the faggot who doesn't know how to download an ad blocker lolololololololol

  • LOLZ we did the same thing last night me and my friend... i swear xD

  • Wait.... If Arby gets this dumb when he drinks... Does chief gets smart when he stops? =O

  • turtle cancer!

  • /watch?v=q_XTaDW8INA

    Ultimate turtle cancer video above!!

  • lol....not many people like flashbacks....

  • ads are fucking gay

  • 0:23

    lmao, turtle cancer. It ain't often when Arbiter act's like a silly head

  • I'm sure that chief gets slightly smarter when he's drunk.

  • how come this the only flashback that lets you go back? sad face

  • lets out it in the toaster xD

  • Is this their way of getting more views?

  • Cannot be fucked with these flashbacks if they all have adverts for Shogun.

  • lol poor turtle

  • lol turtle cancer,

  • No Words Necinary Mi Freind!XD

  • dude aren't they suppose to be drunk not fucking high xD

  • Arbiter is FUCKED UP

  • chief is a fucking fagyt

  • xD

    Chief: "now we solder it"

    Arbiter: "how do we do that?"

    Chief: "LETS PUT IT IN TEH TOASTER"

    xD badddddd idea

  • 0:24 WTF hahahahahahahahahahah

    lolololololollolol turtle cansel lolololololol

    WTF i dont get that

  • lol turtle cancer

    it almost sounds like theyre high

  • lololololololololololololollol­olol turtle cancer

  • LOLOLLOLLOLOL TURTLE CANSIR

  • Advertisement ruins the flow

  • @KingDiamondHead AdBlock Plus :DD

  • thats like stoner talk, not drunk talk

  • why is flashback a gone?

  • well this is a nice video cause arby n the cheif are bonding quite well in this video

  • hahahahahhahahahahahahha turtle cancer

  • TURTLE CANCER

  • Drunk check

    Name:Arbiter

    Age:Unknown

    Alcohol:100%

  • arbiter is having a flashback of halo reach

  • Omg I'm in cisco... and that thing is... AWESOME :D

  • Soberity is just clouding your judgement!! haha

  • Seeing Arbiter as an idiot is funny.

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • if u liked turtle cancer like this with me

  • Chief knows how to party!

  • lolololololololololololololool­ololololololturtelcancerlolol

    hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah­ahahahahahahah

  • The answer to all your problems (Quote from einstein) put it in the GOD DANG TOASTER! (quote from when eintsein was srunk and just inveted the toaster)

  • lets put it in the toaster

  • turtle cancer= SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

  • lolololturtlecancerlololololol­olol

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaaha im fucking lughing my ass off. how did i miss this episode

  • Dude, I´m lauging my ass off... like... so fucking hard right now. Arbiters joke was the funniest I´ve heard all week.

  • turtle cancer!

  • lol funny how the cheif can manipulate the arbiter through beer XD

  • 52 turtles have turtle cancer

  • "dude...this is slower than...than... a slow turtle... that died...from... turtle cancer"

    LMAO!!!

  • @TheGbu24 u spelled it wrong dumbass

  • arbiter is fun when he's drunk XD

  • that's dead from... turtle cancer!! xD

  • lololololTurtleCancerololololo­lolollololololol

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

  • @MrAvila92

    i have turtle cancer me too xD

  • @MrAvila92 52

  • @MrAvila92 god dammit u beat me too it xD

  • @MrAvila92 WACH 0UT F0R T3H TURTL3 CANC3R!!!!!!!1111!!!!ONE!!!!!!

  • "now we just gotta solder this bitch" "how we gonna do that?" "LETS PUT IT IN THE TOASTER" I LITERALLY ROFL'D AT THIS!

  • i love how the arbiter becomes master ch33f when hes drunk

  • I love how chief speaks in plural like "waits","funs","Betters" and ect

  • being baked is muich better!

  • ''slow than a turtle thats dead from........turtle cancer'' XD

  • this thing is going faster then like... a ...... a slow turtle. that died from...... turtle cancer

  • turtle cancer.

  • i love the tutle cancer laugh

  • YOU HAVE THE SAME KETTLE AS ME

  • Turtle Cancer!

  • TURTLE CANCER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Rofl turtle cancer

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  • Arbiter: Dude,... This download is like,... going slower than... a slow turtle... that's dead... from... Turtle Cancer...

    Arbiter: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    Chief: LOLOLOL Turtle Cancer LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Friggin epic!

  • Sobriety is just clouding your judgement!

  • cancer is fucking hilariouse

  • lolololol turtle cancer lololololololololololololololo­l

  • These Majora's Mask references make me happy.

  • @mahboi1100 lol me 2 :D

  • @mahboi1100 Lol really?

  • @mahboi1100 likewise :D

  • @mahboi1100 :D

  • @mahboi1100

    i'm playing majoras mask after these videos :x

  • @mahboi1100 Where?

  • SOBRIETIES R JUST CLOUDING UR JUDMINTS....xd FUKEN EPIC

  • Jack danieeels!!!

  • LET'S PUT IT IN THE TOASTER!

  • weh both do arbitur, weh both do!

  • i like how u made a majoras mask refrence withe the days n stuff u know most 12 year olds wouldnt know that well that just proves im a zelda nurd

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  • Drunk Arby is a blast XD

  • Let's put it in the toaster

    That's a good idea.

  • Turtle cancer

    ROFL

  • hahah yeah he is sooo effen drunk! xD

  • this must be the only episode in the history of this show where arby actually laughs...

  • lol turtle cancer

  • LMAO Arbiter is funny when he's drunk

  • B33R!!!