Anchorman of the Dead

[beautysecretss]

GET OUT! rEAD ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE

A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. more.... One day she decided to kill herself. Because even her parents ignored her. . Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.

If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy.

[MissionExterminate]

oh my fucking dick... :'(

[MissionExterminate]

<3

[LegionIscariot]

Got me in the mood to watch a horror movie.

[xxdavidhaloxx]

*sighs* They are all outside the door. *clash* >___>!! SCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[MurnabrosFNEP]

0:59 LMAO!!!!!

[JohntheBloodyBaptist]

Thumbs up if the stupid ads in the beginning scared the shit out of you

[pandafreaklover]

@laughingtiger123

Dude its made for the entertainment of people lol

its not a cry for help

[lindapizzzz]

52 people will be eaten slowly by a hord of zombies ahaha!!!

[mustanglvr6]

"...you're fucking with me..."--priceless

[xxTeutonicKnightxx]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MCJA94]

ooh man your a good actor hahaha, this is hilarious!

[MrDarkguy56]

I love the face he makes after seeing Gary get eaten. O_O "Holy shit." rofl

[Helljumper1206]

No the first ones to go are the fatties

[softcelltainted22]

oh my dick.... oh my fucking dick



[mattwilhelm60]

51 people saw their grandma get her intestines pulled out of her vagina

[Chuck1lokin]

Funnyis FnCk!ng thing ever!

[DoobiScrew]

hahahah

[gtafanaticdude]

love this vid but i actualy just watched survival of the dead (by romero) and theres 2 small children in it

[elgrau1]

@1:00 face is priceless!!

[ChiefWP]

Watching it yet again. Never gets old, just funnier!

[DarknesssBecomesHer]

for all those of you saying theres no children in the Romero movies... uhhh... duhh? did you guys forget about the little boy in Return Of The Living Dead (was it part 1 or 2 im not sure) that didnt get bitten and was helping them all kill the zombies and escape? I think that counts as a child in a Romero movie. LOL but seriously man... yeah awesome vid! Youre hella funny and talented!

[BloodBath1560]

@DarknesssBecomesHer Return of the living dead 2 was the one with the kid.

[elit3Jaiy]

better ending... the news team tells him that it was all a big joke.... whose with me on that one?

[MsDavid47]

@elit3Jaiy totally, that would be a fucking good ending and funny too.

[bodidilyjangles]

Why, yes, I have seen a small child in a Romero movie...the first one...the original black and white version of Night of the Living Dead...just thought I would answer your question.

[snatchadams69]

lol 

[killjett1011]

holy fuck they bit my dick off

[FuzzyNoNOSJIM]

youre going to give those undead mutha f*ckers more to chew on XD haha almost peed myself

[MrJphelps5]

HAHAHAHA XD

[TearsOfWar1]

The dick rises sometimes when the dead rises...for some people. Someone might find the opportunity to have a dead bitch raping necrophilia sex orgy, then so be it.

[generalinsan0]

i dont know why this video doesnt have millions of views

[isaacandpals]

i love this vid XD

[blahblahblahblahsays]

OH MY DICK!

[squigg2k7]

well thats got to be the funniest damn thing i have see lately

[DoctorDreee]

give them something else to chew on, hahahaha

[pricture]

Rofl, if a zombie doomsday happens, this would make my day. XD

[superscatboy]

He's got the voice spot on.... but everything else in this video falls short in every conceivable way.

[trickzzxD]

oo my fucking dick xD

[NaruChanlovsSasuKun]

lol Gerry on the scene. OMG OMG OMG!

[KitsuneNights]

I love the part where his face changes from, haha good joke, to "...you're fucking with me!?" XD I could so see someone saying that on TV in real life!

[ILUVMCR315]

OMG Fuckin funny

[shilde1]

0:56 Lol!

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!

[knifewieldingwomen]

best meltdown ever

[deathboy0108]

rofl this is hilarious

[jmiester25]

sounds like Stifler from the old American Pie

[danielyanalen8]

Haha dude dis is 79% of awsomeness.

[MeganAngel315]

The dead arise the dick doesn't! LOL FUCK U FUCK U!!! LOL! I peed my pants from laughing so hard. I'm 79% sure that i need new pants. lol

[jarkool]

holy shit

[letshavemorefun]

Omg this was fucking HILARIOUS! XD

I could pull down my pants, start jerking it on the air and it wouldnt matter. Granted that aint gonna happen because Im 79% certain my penis will never get hard again. If the dead rise the dick doesnt ITS JUST THE WAY IT WORKS!

My favorite part XD

[gearsofwarisdabest]

oh my dick haha!

[marsandatlas]

HOLY SHIT! lol

[Kaweebo]

Left 4 Dead prologue?

[evilangl]

If only

[shallowater08]

This is AWSOME

[matthewpowell01]

you r awesmoe

[marshmallow117]

this is so gay

[255Knights]

LMAO!!!!

[thehiredhit]

Bill you have a family!

lmao

[ProfesorGaylord]

 if the dead rise dick doesnt 

Two thumbs up 

[JuanMontana91]

Fuck Everybody out there!!!

[maark12354]

"get prepared mother fucker" hahahhahahaha he is the shit!!!

[pain9111]

Bad ass Loved it im bought .....subscribing :[)

[dfl239]

they should fucking hear

hahahaha

[20125150]

one of your best pieces of work yet

[xboxboff]

has a zombie bit ur dick off?

[Frozone470]

nice hair

[RDJM1995]

lmao @ 0:55

[noliesundead]

if the dead rise

the dick doesn't

never a truer phase ever spoken

[mrelectric40]

they should make this guy a character in Left for dead 3

[merdent616]

"57th and 40th thats right fucking there" I would be freaking the fuck out. and grabbing weapons

[747westscope]

Usually children and fatties that go first, follow the rules of zombieland.

[Feirycold1]

There actually were to children in dawn of the dead..they were zombies though..

[Dinodain]

at :38 "You're fucking with me!"

That's a win right there.

and also the ending.

[CounterNerd]

hahaha oh my dick! xD

[RDJM1995]

thats right little people must go first!! cause i sure as hell wont!!

[Scryer41]

LOL!

[unlovingfilms]

well thats..... disturbing

[SaintBroken]

xDD "If the dead rise then the dick doesn't!" rofl

[picklepower646]

awsome!!!!!!!!!!!

i <3 zombies

[frigginguest]

zombie appetizers! friggin' hilarious!

[Ilir7777]

hahaha, i've had on mind those ideas & put a scenario like this on tv

[Nintendorks12345]

This video is a perfect commentary on censorship AND it's funny as hell.

[stryfe23]

Bravo, Good sir! Bravo! Genius once again.

[FluffyMI6]

"Oh my dick! Oh my fucking dick!" Rofl, this guy is great!

[minion508]

Haha this is sooo funny. Such anger 3:50

[bams12321]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0:59

[KenFan4life]

lmao, awesome

[flechetteXXX]

Just so you know numerical streets run parallel so 57th street cant intersect with 40th. And if it does where you live YOU HAVE A LOT OF STREETS

[StripedTiger711]

Where I live, almost all streets are numerical, they're just differentiated by North, East. South, and West.

[srawrats36631]

when the dead rise the dick dosent lol!!!

[nateman1370]

best improv ever!

[alexfilma16]

lol this is some funny stuff

[trotopo]

"All of you able to get an erection, avoid them at all costs! it just gives those undead motherfuckers more to chew on!!" LOLZ, btw there was a zombie kid in the first 5 minutes of dawn of the dead lol

[tupacalypse88]

proves him right that means that kid didnt last not 5 minutes in human form.

[lewisito2000]

soooo funny XD, one of ur best videos.

[Jpipooly]

Holy Shit...... I PISSED MY SLEF LAUGHING!!!!

[MrKenpachi27]

YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME!

best video on youtube!!!

[zOmBiEtEeNaGeRs]

79% certain it wont rise lol that was good

[temudzjin]

He is right no more rules no more cops.

Just me me gun, violence and the biggest party e'er till i die.

After that i will still be killing :) no guns true but the violence ne'er stops, now tha is life to the fullest.

If ye are disturbed by this well.... you would be the first the go if zombies e'er appear :D

[tuckerTAT10]

Hell yeah!

[conanclos]

"Was being the operative fucking word!" XD

[BogeymanSnake08]

"FUCK! There's a goddamn zombie chewing on my erect penis." The way he says it is just great.

[KoolJayJ]

holy shit man this guys a legend!!!

[CensoredTrain]

oh my dick LOL

[TheFladfisk]

This is so funny xD

[iliekwaffles]

ahahaha

[jgs1995]

fuck theres a zombie!

[112d12d]

hahaha..no better reason to say fuck when fucking zombies becomes a reality haha

[jordanmaddox12]

DO NOT GIVE THEM THEM THE SATICFACTION. IF THE DEAD RISE THE DICK DOESN'T! LOL I lough really hard.

[LoD100]

Wow.....i like this guy.

[Kamymoru1]

AHAHAHA

so, funny

[jordanmaddox12]

I peed I laugh so hard!

[mjherby]

toss them a couple of children....I cried and laughed

[shortymiget52]

wow thats hilarious LOL

[bams12321]

i like this guy he made me laugh alot XD

[NexusARC]

This is the most realistic reaction to a zombie apocalypse in todays world

[TheLycanWithin]

"I'm gunna show up at your house and I'm gunna fucking murder you!"

"Get ready you sack of shit!"

[TheHPPStudios]

LOL LOL "FUCK Theres a God Damn Zombie Chewing on my Erect Penis"

your so damn funny man keep it up!!!

[TheHPPStudios]

"Your Fucking With ME!!"

"HOLY SHIT!!!!"

[LithiumJoker]

Even when you aren't trying to be the Joker, you still are... I don't know why, or how...but it's true. It must be because I watched TDK spoofs first....lmao good job, though! :D this was funny.

[chilomonkey1]

"if the dead rise, the dick doesn't"

[TRMXD]

HOLY SHIT!!!!O.O 1:01 lmfaoooooo

[bentfission]

fuck!! theres a god damn zombie chewing on my erect penis.. HAHAHA dude that was beautifully said.

[yourvidisbad101]

im a zombie and i will mother fuck u alive!

[STARZ4077]

and now they're all outside the door

[rickreynolds1986]

I would shit myself If dawn of the dead happened! If it had to happen tho i would pray they couldnt run! otherwise we would be totally fuck!

[marastar02]

i hope zombies never rise from the grave i would prolly kill myself if this ever started

[TheAnthonytype]

there is a god damn zombie chewing up my erect penis.....

booyakasha....funny

[mattchewkissmyazz]

I jizzed

[mekkor0101]

lol ''FUCK YOU BILL FUCK EVRYONE YEA WHEN I GO IM GONA STOP BYE YOUR HOUSE AND TEACH THEM AN LESION FUCK SHIT'' *moving to the door* ''they are right front of the door*window destorys* wtf there arent any zombi appocalypse godamit they are just making an prank GOSH

[B3NBAXT3R]

wait what about 28 weeks later

[e75632956345823jr]

Theres a baby in Dawn Of The Dead (2004). Only for a brief few seconds though... And it's in the Diercotrs Cut version.

[Katiematie05]

Um, are you talking about the zombie baby? Cause I don't think that counts, considering it was born a zombie. I may be forgetting another baby.

[DontFearTheReaper1]

No, you're right, and the zombie baby doesn't count as a real baby.

The closest thing to a living uninfected child in a romero movie was the baby growing in the womb of the character Francine (Gaylen Ross) in the original 1978 version of "dawn of the dead"

[BlackbirdMatt]

dawn of the dead 2004 first zombie you see.

[DontFearTheReaper1]

But thats a remake of a romero movie, not a romero movie itself, so it doesn't count.

plus, the kid gets turned into a zombie, so theres a second reason why it doesn't count.

[jm42445]

Yeah.....but it was already a zombie so rule still applies.

[AnarchistBoy36]

uniformly fucking the human race in the ass lmao!

[HagarenOtaku]

"If the dead rise, the dick doesn't!"

Most epic line ever!!!

[Jboy3434]

Awesome video, made me laugh like hell, but, that anchorman does a forecast for the entire world? I just don't get that at all but it is still a great video. 5/5

[torontomapleleafsrul]

he looks like dan akroyd

[cnicholasapple]

lol

[overthehill91]

lol hes a good actor

[Aurocard]

I've watched this quite a few times. I still laugh. I can't stop laughing. I'm laughing while I have a cold and choking on my own spit. It's great <3 You're absolutely amazing sir!

-Auro

[ComicMedia]

funny A** ***T

[TheDarkestKnight65]

????

[ComicMedia]

lmao

[thisis26]

1:00 was awesome! good video!

[mattchewkissmyazz]

Very cool video, would you be mad if I did a similar video to this, giving you all the credit of course. I love this idea, and I'm glad you did it, but I wanna try this and give it a different approach.

Great Job 5 stars and favorited, you also have a subscription from me.

[RespectedSk8er]

hahhahaha

[AGSBF]

grow up you're horrible, and your hair looks like mike's

[OfficialHopeTV]

HOLY AHHAHAHAHHAHA

[ducky3d]

OMFG XD

[LukeLovesRose]

Still FUNNY as shit!

[Gazza128]

if the dead rise, the penis doesnt

[LordRecknar1]

"*sigh* their all outside the door" lmao priceless

[DeidaraXSasoriRule17]

1:01 priceless face XDDDDD

[nokturnaltotman1994]

I agree.

[residentkiller19]

Im fired? your a dumb motherfucker bill! you have a family what are you doing here!?

[karenkid1]

hes good at making me enterrained lol

[lewisito2000]

sooo funny

omg i love this.

"god i know your busy fucking the human race up are ass" lol

[sandman7734]

Here lies Gary Schmidt. Well, what's left of Gary Schmidt...

[Rakios26]

man i cannot get enoguh of this. i am really addicted to this crap^^. i hear it in the background when i play games.

[XDeadrising2X]

This is hilarious I loved every second of this

[ogunbekuno2009]

priceless ending

[ragglefraggle09]

1:00

priceless

[ragglefraggle09]

actually this is a pretty realistic reaction lol..

i would :P

[bckhdsgdngtr]

Am I the only one who thinks an actual zombie outbreak would be fucking amazingly awesome? just grabbing anything you could and just trying to survive... Btw, this video is hilarious... "If the dead rise, the dick doesnt, thats just how it is"

[tr4d3m4rk44]

Your not alone. I sincerely wish it would happen everyday. I know it sounds wierd and suicidal, but I really think it would be worth it.

[Morlyman]

As long as we have guns and bubble gum XD

[Aleksfox]

Are you kidding me? are you a complete idiot? you WISH the day would come that all the ones you cared about gets riped in 2 and eaten alive.... survive? What would you feel when you saw your father and mother geting devoured... screaming for they lives? what would you do when you FAIL to survive? DO you see how wrong that comment is?!

[TearyWrist]

you have to admit though, it would be pretty awesome, if only for a little while.