8. Im in the paper

[METAL420weed]

dude wtf

[elisson101]

Thumbs up if you get hear because the video of The Final Countdown

[lacumbiadelmarrano]

jesus christ

[joelandeminem]

pero muerete yaaaa!! haahahah

[steveteb]

And you managed to slip the Moody Blues in there as well - top man!

[AceOfSpades208]

okay that was like the greatest thing ever

[babbersabber]

did you bought this "ukulele"?

[babart100]

????????



[timur8114]

fool

[TohFooo]

I have a folding spoon, you have a folding fork, maybe we could be an epic pair ;)

[Plakkiekaas]

What's wrong in your mind, 24/7?

[th3bl4ckj4ck]

I know that MURLOC!

0:56

[Cescus86]

1:17 --> You need a girl, dude! LOL :D

[ROKHALO]

OMFG A folding FORK!!!

[kitson464]

wow you well cool i would only call my self a nutter infront of my freinds you r telling eery one woot go you !! :D

[chrissyski925]

Page 7!

[gamenerd009]

"its a FOLDING FORK" classic lol

[mac1ey]

AWESOME XDDDDDDDDD  i love it!

[luckymitchel]

i am 13 and i have got in the paper wen i was 9 :D

[javitodubarrio]

friki

[OTSpirit]

i just lost 2:17 seconds of my ife O_O

[TheBawbag88]

nice vid, appart form when you kissed your guitar, search "embarrassing wank story" for a funny video :) and please subscribe!

[sxegregor]

at 1:12 it so proves you smoke bud

[SW891]

i think you are funny man!!!

it is just stupid humour which is the best!!

[BrucknerMotet]

It's like a Scottish version of a hypothetical Syd Barret. Tim and Eric need this guy for a skit or two.

[gothgakemokid]

that so fucking sucked you noob "WE WANT THE KAZOOKEYLELE"

[TrashQueen91]

Dude, your not even funny.

It`s just soo sad.

[J3arc]

@TrashQueen91 whatever, go listen to your shitty 'music'.

[TrashQueen91]

I rather listen to shitty music then this :)

[surfkid191]

your trying way to hard you tool

[94djcab]

ahahah IT'S A FOLDING FOOOORK XD

[skapunkemogirl]

love ur accent :D

[qwikstix3]

haha man you are hilarious!

[DJMORTYBOI]

ITS A FOLDING FORK!! EPIC!!!

[ledzeprocks21]

you should do a ukelele frank zappa cover

[D92V]

£3.50 for a fucking drink

[TichfaceXO]

o:57

BEST WACKY INFLATABLE ARM WAVING TUBE MAN IMPRESSION EVER

[orangecrix6]

down syndrome XD

[stratplaya2020]

this video makes me want to throw bags of cocaine at old people

[worddeep3]

i love your eyes

[thebymster]

Pockets,

Which paper was it? when was it?

FacelessRebbel22 is right, You DID earn it!

[crouts0]

daily record. Also a ton of others.

[thebymster]

And do you really buy cheap Ukes to cut off the fret board and stick 'em onto things?

And when you skateboarded and played Uke, was that a George Fomby number?

[crouts0]

yep and no it was a system of a down song "toxicity"

[thebymster]

Of course, that was the challenge! it just sounded to the untrained ear like when I'm cleaning windows. have you EVER plated any George Fornby? soon as you mention Ukulele, most people, most ignorant people who you don't really want to talk to anymore, make some remark about Formby. My dad, who's quite nifty with his uke, says It's rock hard to play like him. and i know he played a banjo-ukulele high breed but that's harly a comeback comment is it?

Hope you are well,

The Bymster.

[crouts0]

yes, if you take a peek at some pf the pocketfox videos we have covered GF song. a Scottish cleaning windows. If you get the chance check out Tiny Tim, or Uke till you Puke, or ukirico, or bukake birthday party, or ukilili.

Pockets

[HOMEnHIGH]

@thebymster ....aint no such thing as a cheap uke......

[ginge0610]

ur wierd get a life

[sistelense]

that was funny lol keep up the good work

[FACELESSREBEL22]

You Earned it man

[MinervaDrums]

Monday

JEWSdAY

wednesday

thursday

friday

saturday

sunday\

monday

and were back to jewsday :1

[gogonyso]

to je niaky pako 2:10

[Buzzerifier]

I think that was funny. Tatata taaa.

[1992pattrow]

"It's not any page, ITS PAGE 7!"

[TheMrnaval]

shit men you are fucked up do you need some pshiquiatric i will recomend you some one very nice

another question when you where a baby you fall down the bed??

soo weird mennn

but nice video;)

[sinombre50]

WTF you have in your fukin mind? Do you suffer abuse as a child or what?

[MoooseTastic]

No, he's from scotland. get the net. dont you think his life is bad enough already.

[gregstewart45]

your in the paper for being a fat rapest you beast

[BlondeMetalChick]

You are a legend :)

Love your videos.

[100pavos]

loooool

[spongeyfier]

LOL YOUR COOL

[Dagekste]

lawl dude ur as crazy as i am xD

only u got the youtube idea damnit!! :D

[lslk91]

dude. Im gonna fucking stab you for youre annoying stupid subliminal message. youre dead. seriously. im gonna rape your mum too. and your dog

[0blacktiger9]

did you realise throwing threats like that over the internet can land you in jail? if someone were to report you....

[lslk91]

shut up... ill stab you too

[Darfuria]

Your grandma is wonderful.

[xXxCrossoveRxXx]

he's gone...

[zeegy]

CRrch.. AttentiOn Please this is special note for all people who consider that that guy suck for to be waaaaaay cooler than u could possibly be in ur entire life . .. FREAKS RULES guys beat it. Worse is u don't even realize why.

[goofitenboom]

is he crazy?

[crouts0]

there is nothing wrong with me *twitch* honestly *Twitch* nothing *twitch*

[GCmaster5000]

not just any page! its page 7!

[CindySweetwater]

You're BRILL! LOVE the Kazookeylele!!!

[twigleaf2]

0:16 - 0:50

SO FUNNY hahaha xD

[klokura]

pichonnnn

[jonasbrosfan987]

Fix hair

[cornetacoriano]

corgao gay de mierda flipao me cago to tus mueto aver si te muere e una puta vez

[reydedede]

fachas fuera de españa

[ScullionMan]

yur awesome man are , where are u from

[bagalhaesmagaba]

00:57 LOL

[rulesjumper]

freak xD

[spacewolf77]

haha you're crazily great :D

[alexxxth]

ha, you're scottish - now everything makes sense.

[Gravstein666]

Haha, ur a freak , and i fuckin love it x]

Awsome !

[zyphr4]

Omg...I love you. That was hilarious. xD

[Matheus222]

This was sick.

[skruvmaejsel]

Imagine this guy in a playboy magazine..

[crouts0]

i suppose you havent seen my video on xtube. well lets just say the kazookeylele is a great sex toy. hahaha

pockets

[ROMYYX]

gosh you are weird

[epumer]

mmm.. i think he´s a little retarded...

[DreNaZ]

hehe :)

[sammydems]

You, sir, are a comical genius.

[CazaMierdas]

I wanna be your padawan

[accordionsolo]

Holy crap, my love for you will arrive by mail in five to eight business days.

[sugarbabiiexx]

your so ugly.

[previn]

It's "you're," you fucking dumbass.

[sammydems]

Hahahahaha.

Oh my God that was funny. Good show.

[FooAtari]

you're a bitch

[kevin1me]

wtf is it with people hating him, and for mr know it all, with the tabloid magazine, go get a fucking tabloid magazine and shove it up your ass you sad fuck, you dont walk into the shop and ask for the local tabloid magazine you cock!

its a paper! you ask for a paper!!!

pockets you rock!

fuck every1 else <3

<3

[agentbong138]

That wasn't a newspaper, it was a tabloid magazine. You are pathetic, retarded looking, and lame. You need to shave that peach fuzz on your chin you down syndrome looking dumbass.

[crouts0]

well fuck me, it actually managed to turn on a computer. *claps*.... ok now kill yourself.

[Ddraenai]

Dude... ur ... sick.. yes..

[BRIANSGAY27]

wow dude your british to you should be easily raped by a large dog or a horse. u rape dead firbys saggy nuts on an asian child get raped every time u play a song

[guitarher0junky]

he's scotland, u idiot!

[Dane333]

you son of a bitch. Fuck You.

[BRIANSGAY27]

oh im scared now

[ken2445]

WTF IS THIS?? U SIR(NOT SURE WHAT ARE U) IS RETARD!!!!!! u make me sick just by looking at ur ******** face!

[RomanS1234567]

What an idiot ...

is this suppose to make us laugh? cause that worked except the jokes on you.

[naruto5754]

this is so random, its funny

[zipit101]

hahaahaha ysesss

[kevqcca1446]

You're fucking retard man!

[thouawesomeone]

mmm, 1:18, majorly disturbing ;)

but pretty funny other than that :')

[guitarher0junky]

my god, i love that part

[tertsiini]

0:57 hah :D

[stechorz]

HAHAHAHHA

[sportdork3]

This is just weird.. like not even funny.

[RectalDiscourse]

i cannot unsee it

fuck

[endhairloss]

che scemo ah ah ah ah a aha

[giannisk4]

u r malakas

[empirex1234]

u suck

[bhey1337]

Everything about this video is awkward.

[INaxxI]

Here is the next Chris Crocker...

[Joshwa99999999999999]

0:56 ROLF HAHAHAHA

[lumick666]

you are a idiot your fag

[theragingnoob]

You sir, are the idiot. You can't even string a simple sentence together.

[jakethesnake6t]

lol die

[xicaprins]

frikii:)

xDxD

patethiic...

[robotmadness9]

HAHA LOOK AT YOUR FACE

ROFL

[123rockinrabbit123]

that bit at the end was... well it was just weird!!! But funnily random! =D

[tala4691]

friki friki

[fishinjess]

i luv u and ur kazookeylele! (no homo) i play a little bit of ukulele to XD

[JuniSwan]

Your soo fukin awesome! i luv u, u make me laf evritme i watch your videos.

Omg its a folding fork!

[rafamix22]

ksoaksoaksoaksa.. i love your videos ! saoksoaksoaksoaksoakosakosakok­sa is so very very good !

[flamingstick]

dud super grats to you!

[masonnomo2]

i think you have ridiculous ADD

[LukieSkywalker]

this man scares me. :|

[megapyro013]

you remind of my socialy awkward, untalented cusin. no offense

[FrogWardLK]

kill yourself

[morsan11]

dude funniest shit on utube man!!

[Corviboo]

Why does that dead Kirby resemble a Darlek?

[crouts0]

its a furby!!!!

[Corviboo]

DAMNIT THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!!!

:(

[crouts0]

well I tore its skin off!

[Corviboo]

:O

They are pretty evil looking though.

[JuniSwan]

I chucked mine down the stairs!

When yours had no fur it looked liike its was planning your dimise O_O!

your really funny tho ^_^

[Gelboy312]

lol

[asterochechomi]

rouh col hara charmuta

[Chris7660]

You owe me a kiss! >:(

Fine i'll watch it..

[bananflue5]

You are to cool for school dude :D:D

Keep on rocking!

[holein101]

you did say you found the kiddy piano in a skip yeah, erm someone has face aids

[azedestroyer]

que le pasa a ese en la cabeza jajajajaja

[legendconor]

FREAK! get a life

doesnt look like u hav left the house in a while....

[kingjoshthemightyman]

douche

[cbfd234]

Dont dis him. He's just putting out entertainment for the public. If you don't like his videos then don't watch it. Btw your best vid i like is the final countdown lol

[beetfeater]

niceFREAK!

[SystemOfAGilles]

Lol the charges where dropped.. XD

[jimbrow44]

he reminds me of the dude out of little britan.

"i want that one"

[04mitch04]

Fucking looser....

Why seriously

yes keep kissing that instrument thats the only kissing ur gonna get

[Goshdangit69]

all you anime retards stem from the same evolutionary strand, its weird, not in a good way either. In some kind of counter intuitive humanity sorta way.

[SammerzGuitar]

Please shower.

Greasy bastard =/

[timberlol]

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!! fork folder

[timberlol]

oh and kinda funny man

[timberlol]

fork fold fuck a suck off my dick stick Frick!

[deadgent]

why not page 3?? why? why??

[joejohno]

that is one funny video my friend

i think all these people would like to make love to you and your full page 7 newspaper crease

[Draculasangue]

kkkkkkkkkkkk very good

[creaturecreator5000]

get some friends. seriously.

[jordburn]

You play on Spore.

That's pretty Gay.

Get some friends.

[creaturecreator5000]

i had spore when i got this acount. its shit. i threw it away after a few days of having it. i just havent changed my acount name. and when i did have it, i ddint spend all day on it like the sad people that actuly do.

[pr3yingm4ntis]

not only is this thing sooo ugly with greasy hair that dosent get out much and will never i stress "never" get a girlfriend he or she talks crap it sound like its talking with a mouth full of peanut butter.

[NRCartoons]

just a few questions

1. are you on acid

2. are you autistic

3. are you a fan of Michael Jackson

4. do you hop in strangers vans because they have candy

5. were you dropped on your head or were you a meth baby

P.S. are you a guy or a really fat chick?

[crouts0]

yes to all! dammit, do you know me?

[natman2oo6]

you shouldnt have to take this lol

[crouts0]

tell me about it

[AnDyyRuLzz]

freak...

[affroking]

No but I'd like to, I want to put you in a blendtek blender and flush you down the toilet where the really nasty shit belongs.

[assmuncher257]

Is this really what the world has succumb to? I'm not stating anything about the maker of this movie, but when you have to go from a unique (albeit odd) talent such as the final countdown on that little contraption you made, to making yourself look retarded just for 2 minutes of fame. In retrospect do you really want to be known for being so retarded you are actually funny? I guess it's time to lose all hope in mankind.

[assmuncher257]

Also, you might want to wash your hair.

[crouts0]

point taken, but I am an arse, everything i create makes me look silly. the scot's have a knack of being the only people who can take the piss out of themselves and then laugh about it later. also, the numbered videos are all based on characters. this one just happens to be the character that closely resembles my self. thank you for taking time to comment, i love people who open a active discussion about video content. especially ones who can string sentances together.

much love pockets

[ImKoolYeah]

i agree on the scots =] where would we be without it ehh?

[mellowmaniac22]

what the hell? you realy need life

[neverhoodyn]

Not funny dude. You had your 15 minutes of fame.. now move on.

[Ninefingers1010]

ok I will join those who think that you need a girlfriend......like yesterday.

[iamkewlness]

i'd rather not have you kiss me... i'll watch the vid, FINE!