Best Security Guard Ever

[jbruno39]

@masni92

[MrJett1971]

I think they confused the words "Best Security Guard Ever" with "Idiot Security Guard Risks His Life".

[ilyaz619]

chuck noris jokes anyone?

[MultiDurkan]

great america is laughing about..........

[DudeWithaPage]

I GET PAID TOO MUCH NOT TO DO THIS!

[BurnedSmileyFace]

and still that bitch is very loud, caus that is all she has, a loud voise. Men die every day for america, to protect and out of ideology (or anger), and still this bitch is loud with that camera in her face... owow say can you see...

[moneymakerdotcom]

yes, but did he survive?

[SuperTreyone]

fck leave the guy alone to his free goods, he is probably broke or something is wrong in the family, or maybe he just likes free shit like me lol hahaha

[HC32KING]

Run chuck norris!!!!!

[meeteatr]

Re title video "World's dumbest security guards"

[SPepisodes]

wOw!! They Stole a Security Guard too

[turkyish]

@SPepisodes i love u,,,,I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD

[VoreTechz1985]

I would have let the guy go once he got in the car, fuck that. I'm not being the victim of vehicular homicide for $10 an hour. lol

[UltraNSC]

but hei, he did hes job ^^

[xSoonerOrLater21]

Holy cow.

[DnaAngel33]

if that happened around here that security gaurd would of been arrested/sued.they cant put thier hands on you in my state most they can do is follow you to your car get ur tag and call the police

[f6qu7]

Also in the Netherlands,



[MrClassicDoctorWho]

Only in America lol

[jorgemexph]

why every body laugh like idiots?, he risk his life for what he love to do.

[Joe227Anime]

He was still hanging after he drove off...when did he fall?

[armskills]

stupidest security guard ever...

[coolnickhere]

thief black..security guard white

[redisssska]

Блять, чё все ржут как кони.

[KarmerKurtz]

@redisssska potomu chto barani vse oni tam. vot

[bassivity]

that security guard probably got fired since security guards are not suppose to do that (most of them)

[sighisoaraa]

What the hell are they laughing?

[ditsie]

how is this funny ?

[xLPDr4gonx]

xD

[poatenamchef]

the security guard was part of the plan and they just ran away with the prey so no one get suspicios.

[RealTrueCrime]

Most stupid security guard is more like it.

[loco66]

@RealTrueCrime I agree & I bet he got fired

[aguien]

le pagan 10 dolares la hora? es lo que yo recibo por un día..... por ese sueldo yo me haría notar en el trabajo con obras como la del guardia.

[peckawoodd]

The fucked up part is the dude probably got fired

[ElBienAdictoXVI]

A LOS NEGROS LES CAUSA GRACIA?

[lify1000]

pathetic americans wasting time.

[asdf7639]

he's got some guts

[xDreamBiqx]

OOOhh Shhiit! Ladies And Gentlemen We Got a Badass Over HERE!!

[M1American]

Must be a Marine!

[maxed150]

Superhuman

[superale117]

The Security Guard is the Son of Chuck Norris

[APXANGEJI]

Omg

[Gthic2]

the security guard got balls of steal to go up ageince a car i admit it he's a dam man like and other's

[degrotemahad]

@Marcusm92 ur an idiot who needs to get his tiny ass kicked racist asshole

[Angerfist2]

no. SHE is telling me.

[GALGALATZ123]

james bond

[Marcusm92]

Typical niggers.... the jokes they make is made with an exalgurated tone in their voice, and then there's all these black motherfuckas screaming of laughter, to a joke, that isn't very funny..

[MrElvisEvil]

Is the security guard Jesus?

[iJoyStick]

@MrElvisEvil No. His Chuck Norris.

[seproth110]

@ukraine578 force necessary to effect the arrest. Security guard could have dragged him out of the car by his hair and been within his rights. People don't understand but in the USA Private security have police powers within their (limited) jurisdiction.

[ryanmb23]

@seproth110 Thats not true at all. They have the right to make a civilian arrest thats it. Anyone can do that. ANYONE. Saying a rent a pig has the same powers of a real pig is as fake as the badge on his chest.

[celtic910]

@MrElvisEvil Yeah, hang him high ;-)

[masni92]

@MrElvisEvil

I don't think so. The guard seems to be real at least in my eyes.

[mrtundra45]

@masni92 Yeah Real.....Real Stupid, what faggot would risk his life for a billionaire company that pays him peanuts ......they probably fired him too. LMAO

[mrtundra45]

@MrElvisEvil Jesus would NEVER work at WALMART

[johnx360]

:( I miss nothingtoxic

[digger9million]

what's with the canned laughter? totally shit.

[Lenny66692]

Oh, a black guy. I'm not surprised!

[JDFS22]

@Lenny66692 lol yeah...

[Avtomatms]

ten dollars per hour? TEN DOLARS KURWA PER AŁER?

[s4ltyballs]

negros

[drtaher]

What happened after this? Was the man caught or was the guard thrown off the car?

[cdonon321]

I worked at 7-11's and WalMart when I was in school. One thing I knew is that EVERYTHING in the store was insured against loss.

[343766]

only the people in the us laugh about someone doing his job !

[QBAlchemist]

dont think the big all-encompasing red circle is necessary at 0:21

[moyoboy]

they probably gave him a rase of ¢0.25

[SnipeShotZ]

@moyoboy hhahahahahhahaa probably hey hahahaha fuckers.

[CrosseyedPwnzy]

@moyoboy More of a raise than any of you fat basement nerds will ever get..

[blaufuss1]

@moyoboy Probably not ^^

[CrysisFear]

@moyoboy lol

[Vanar1000]

Kill that black thief scum

[QBAlchemist]

@Vanar1000 why did you have to bring race into it?

[HeadbangerFromHell14]

Best thief ever. I'm gonna try that sometime.

[Rippinkitten18]

was a security for 2.5 years, theres no way risking your life for 10 dollars worth of merchandise.

[BoomzSlang]

The guard was brave......but....eh, not so smart to risk his life for such a low paying job.

[Odium1981]

The guard probably got fired for leaving the store while on duty!

[LynxOGrady]

$10 an hour? if i was running the store and watched a guard of mine do that, id give that man a raise!!

[TimFoxhall]

$10 an hour? I got more than that when I worked at Subway! And I was on permanent part time.

[presuntodragon]

free ride?

[YaphetS981]

thief: Catch me if you can bitch !!!

guard: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ...

[masterknaster]

Never would've seen it without that HUGE red circle...

Stupid shows...

Oh and that security guard is an idiot. There's a reason shops have Insurance against theft...

[ChicagoProdigy]

@masterknaster You sound crabby. Just try to enjoy the mindless daytime TV.

[masterknaster]

@ChicagoProdigy ???

[rocketjunkie88]

Security guards are dumb. What if these guys decided to shoot him? Is it worth dying for?!!

[suppcs]

why they laugh about everything?

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

Americans...........Risking their Lives for WALLMART. lololololofail

[TheAlexioguy]

@DannyAshcroft damn i didn't even need to write what i just did you alteasy summed it up in a nutshell.

[TheAlexioguy]

@TheShylabug13 oh no the judgment day is upon us what are we going to do. jesus is going to kill us all. what the fuck is wrong with you man. you take the bible far too seriously.youre just fucked up in the head. Satan will judge all you sinners and all that crap who do you think you are to be saying that. you are the one that will burn in hell if anyone

[lamby0707]

Paul Blart !!

[Giangster7]

girl: "he walking into the store." laughter. only in america

[IMYOURHEAD]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 Shut dafaq up please.

[Irrehaare]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 You need help, contact your nearest therapist.

[SirBrian544]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 moron fuck tard shitface go die slowly somewhere but please leave youtube clean of ur shit

[ytkoui]

More like dumbest security guard ever

[Floarti]

Ok, I dont wanna see what he does when someone tries to steal his chicken...

[MilanchemunZE]

10$ an Hour..Bitch i Dig wholes for 3$ an Hour.... >____>

I would jump under that Car for that pay

[TheShylabug13]

@dannyashcroft there is a hell and you will burn in it

[DannyAshcroft]

@TheShylabug13 There is no such thing as hell moron. Keep praying to your white god like a good nigger. God was created (fictionally) to help explain what at the time couldn't be explained. This is why most niggers are religious. They can't explain very much (even after decades of being dragged along by white culture) so they beleive it's gods doing. (fucking idiots) Maybe you should pray that your god teaches niggers how to feed themselves & actually work for a living. Sad creature niggers are.

[DannyAshcroft]

Fucking niggers. All of them needs shock collars so whites can just shock these animals with.

[imfealinghothothot]

@DannyAshcroft thats a bit fucked up

[Gecko7291971]

That security guard's got some cajones

[scarfyi]

ha ha, hang in their sg

[G00DFELLAZ]

watch the first 48, people get killed for NOTHING. not 1 dollar, not 5 forget 10 dollars, absolutely nothing.

[gunstih]

like you know, like, awesome dude,like...

[altgeldrarities]

This video needs ghetto to English captions to translate for that numb lipped bitch.

[venom400]

what a surprise , it was a black guy , I would never guess...

[omegax05]

@venom400 .....LMAO!! dumb dumb racist shit head lol I'm very familiar with theft recovery and you would not believe how many non blacks shop lift. I'll bet my bottom dollar that you have shop lifted in your life, that makes you no better then this gentleman so stfu asswipe.

[Vibrenium]

Nigs gon' nig.

[JCMELKOR]

@Vibrenium my thoughts exactly XD

[KyprosEllinon]

0:02 what is the joke? lol

[TheEmarbe]

@KyprosEllinon its one of those things the audience has to watch that says either LAUGH or CLAP - if you dont they actually throw you out of the audience....

[mctim89]

wtf americans dramatize everythin

[weedstar1000]

idiots the security guy is a member of the m xD

[givemearandomnamenow]

What a hero. Risking his life for a material object being sold by a corporation.

[TheEmarbe]

@givemearandomnamenow and what do you think your birth certificate is fool?

[givemearandomnamenow]

@TheEmarbe My birth certificate is fool? Use proper grammar or your questions don't make sense, and I have no idea what you're on about.

[TheEmarbe]

@givemearandomnamenow It's actually phrased perfectly, you just need to read slower I guess. A birth certificate essentially is the title of becoming a "person" which is a legal entity that comes with a debt.....you are apart of the corporation that is the united states..not enough room to get into detail but so long as you pay taxes and have a SSN and Birth certificate you have been bought and sold and are now working it off "technically" its all kind of a joke.

[82BlackPower]

How about dumbest security guard ever! you think I would risk my life for 9 dollars an hour.?

[zanuha]

@82BlackPower

Just spend 8 hours a day, five days a week being bored to death and you absolutely fucking would.

[phoenixchicken1]

Jokes on them, he was probably a decoy while the real one casually walked out of the store with a 60inch HD tv

[briandawkings]

GIVE THAT GUARD A RAISE!! (or however its written)

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

@briandawkings HE WAS FIRED.......

[briandawkings]

@LeeroyJimboBerkowitz really?? OOH NOOOOOOOO SUCKY WALLMART!!

no seriosuly he got fired?? lol

[2669Randy]

@briandawkings spelled

[briandawkings]

@2669Randy thanks, so did i got it right??

[naveedlalkhan]

the shop lifter in car to guard "bitch 50 50 watcha say? guard : lets go"

[mnadeau1992]

that fuckin driver could have drived over the guard if he had felt to the ground. He shouldn't only be brought to justice for stealing, he should be brought for risking somebody's life, or a least his two legs,

[MrRaykiki88]

the black people don´t really look happy about this video :D

[funtime840]

Security guard got fired after that incident. It is against policy to put your life on the line like that, he was an insurance liability.

[ChrisHasADroid3]

Top flight muthafuckin security!

[GlobalWarming78]

I think he wanted that object he stole for himself.... that security guard in good no one go to that wal-mart

[ImHighRiotNow420]

@GlobalWarming78 what? please type more coherently.

[mvmsjaguars53]

@enturerapture20 just shut up

[The714rodz]

Top flight security of the world

[nyhtml]

Some Security Guards gets a commission from the

items they prevent from getting stolen. A store we use

to work for would give us 10% of the value as a bonus.

[FF12GM]

Awww....Nothing Toxic.....RIP. I miss that site.

[BridgerNinja]

No you didntttttttt

[drippa2am]

Dude its walt from grantorino mixed with jackie chan and chuck norris

[dubbeking]

No top comment! Here's my chance..... hmmm... (ARGH What should is say? Gotta think of something smart...... AHA!)

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[w4zzupMan]

где звук блеать

[Vootshi]

че за куета, одни черножопые сидят в ржут над такими как они?

[Amgbrabus22]

this is what i call Love for WORK :D haha

[Caveman6666x]

@Br0k3n1mAg1nAsHuNn3d Going to college for a bunch of useless shit that's little more than an extension of high school shouldn't guarantee anyone a well paying job. Go out there and earn it. Or grab a gov't jerk job like the cops and milk the system and taxpayers. Biggest scam ever, cops pulling lifetime pensions after 20 lousy years of eating donuts and busting balls for lame-ass traffic tix.

[NUFCdembaBA]

Some say the security guard us still hanging on...

[manamana2222ru]

@NUFCdembaBA lmao.

[juniortavae]

Fuck the security guard put his life on the line for doing his job, and those arsholes laughed at him because he only gets pay $10/hr? If you get payed more than $10?hr then be grateful Bitch! It just showed that everyone that laughed at him are not doing there jobs probly.!

[Darkfirefire]

@juniortavae bwahaha you think any of the people in maury's audience with legit jobs make more than $10/hr?

[Theonehasnain]

WHY SHOULD I LIKE OR DISLIKE ??

[s4ltyballs]

Nigga stole my mall cop.

[POZDRAW]

okey but whats so funny about this? i see these people almost died laughing?

[epsleon]

@POZDRAW Off camera, someone bought something.

[GameShadowX]

thief win.

[RvE15021985]

how can people laugh about someone stealing...

[jaminson533]

did they need to draw a big circle around the fucking car? Faaaark americans are dumb

[dirtysouth806]

@jaminson533 Not all Americans are dumb, but we do have our stupid ones, just like other countries.

[pennywisethatclown]

IM TELLIN YAH!!!