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  • DUNKY CHUNKY MONKEY

  • i loled so hard hilarious video man

  • thubs up if it is a foul!

  • Sasha BooyaBitch

  • 17 people are jealous they don't have Sasha's salary or woman.

  • machines amazing, machines amazing, go to hell gorgan dragic.

  • u need to make a vid of sasha being pissed at being in nj but happy now that he starts

  • bye SASHA good luck in new Jersey

  • fouls and traveling

  • @jzykun yes, there's no doubt about the foul, but traveling in nba is a very relative thing ;DD

  • run speedy man, forret goomp!

  • THE MACHINE IS A PSYCHO PALYER...

    ANYONE CAN STOP HIM SHOTTING!!!!

  • holy crap this shit is funny laughed my ass off

  • LOL

  • ahahahaha,great one :D

  • is this a rap cuz im confused

  • @ngballer

    no this is machine!!!

  • hahaha machine is amaziung

  • The machine is a fucken douche...no wonder he only gets 4 minutes per game!

  • travel on the fastbreak :P

  • i hate this dude.lakers is good! but i just hate this dude!

  • @kadyo13 don't hate....appreciate!

  • Where dunky chunky monkey happens! LMAOOO!!!!!

  • lol

  • could you make a song "machine's amazing" ?

  • Machine busy like a bee

    He slap Wafers ball from rear ehhhh...........machine no like how that sound lol

    XD XD XD XD XD

  • MACHINEEEEEEEEEE

  • haahah :D:D

  • "machine do a dunky chunky monkey, throw it down in china town,but yao no in town"(:

  • lol

  • machine is amazing!

  • Travel there?

  • machine is busy like a bee

  • run machine run :D

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  • haha, its funny because he's terrible

  • OMG Vujacic did something its the end of the world!

  • eso hasta un ciego ve que es falta

  • THE COMMENTARY IS FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! xd

  • Chunky Dunky Monkey!!!

    And Throw it Down in China town!!!

    HAHAHA!!!

  • Hahahaha yao ming not in town lol

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • machine's amaaazing

  • one of the biggest lolz out there.. if u're a NBA fan...LMAO each time i see this

  • there was no foul! he got all ball and the hand and wrist are part of the ball

  • dunky chunky monkey threw it down in chinatown xDD

  • Jajajajaja

  • omg. I love this. so funny...

  • yea like the lebron one on j rich

  • you fouled TheRighteousOne?

  • dunky chucky monkey lol

  • make one, insead of vujacic put in steve nash

  • noo

  • do a dunky chunky monkey throw it down in china town but yao no in town

  • lmfao, it looks like sasha fould and then took 4 steps on a dunk

  • it looked like he was runnin from artest lol

  • LOL ur funny as shit

  • donkey chunkey monky

  • hell ya we need more machine videos come on peendog make more videos there are lots of clips

  • yea, we need more machine videos

  • Hey Peendog we need more machine videos I'm tired of just only cheering for the Lakers I wanna laugh man.

    Please post up more vids from Utah to Orlando.

    I already know machine is amazing (day and night)

  • lakers can suck monkey nuts

    jk

  • Lakers 09 Champs!!!!!!

  • lol

  • i love it! :d

  • we need more machine videos

  • machines amazing machines amazine machines amazing, LMAO!!!

  • I love the names you come up for his jams, dunky chunky monkey and slamma jamma bing bong.

  • the Machine hahahha ...

  • wasnt that a travel when he caught the ball he took 3 or 4 steps

  • yeah he took at least 3. did not dribble once from 3 point line

  • sasha is good he's just slumped in his shooting.

    its just one bad season for him and farmar, its not like talent and skill can dissappear just like that.

    im sure vladdy raddy leavin had something to do with it, because something tells me they kinda competed who was the better spot up 3 point shooter.

  • LMFAO!!!!!

  • lol

    bravo

  • You sound really dumb, he makes Sasha videos because the Lakers were going to contract him for it. And it's amazing that you know so many people 90% of Laker's fans feel this way? Wow do you know all Lakers fans or is that a little poll you made up in your head? Just because he hasn't been playing as well as last season does not mean he sucks. So sick of all the bandwaggoners, fake ass fans who only support players when they feel like it. Have you watched the last games? He played very well.

  • Hey man, I know it hurts that your team Chicken Nuggets lost. If taking your agression out on a Sasha video helps then I guess it's a good idea ; ) It's too bad that your idol JR Smith had to open his big mouth after he made that shot on Sasha. That technical shut him up pretty quick. If he wasn't so arrogant like his teamamte Carmelo then maybe they would have had a better chance this year. Oh well, hopefully the taste of humility sticks with them and makes them better players.

  • LMAO!! Chicken nuggets Lolz

  • lol chicken nuggets

  • @liquidyou its gonna be funny when the Los Angeles Fakers dont threepeat

  • @dontmesswiththefess I think it will be funnier when they do. Let me guess, you're betting on Heat or Boston? Good luck, make sure not to bet your entire $2 savings on that. It's better to go buy a new toothbrush for all the crap in your mouth.

  • this video is awesome but Sasha is sucking it up right now. Phil needs to leave his ass on the bench, go Lakers!

  • Awesome Video!! Sasha is pretty nice when he wants to be... Check out my recently uploaded vid of me watching the game for a good laugh! lol

  • i'm a lakers fan... but damn... i think this guy sucks,,,

  • fuck yeah dude i agree with you man....even though we'll get a a lot of thumbs down...he does sucks.....trade him for someone who can shoot the ball well for longer than just one season..

  • the reason his shot's off is because he has a bone bruise in his shooting hand.

  • love it.

    i've got them all posted at my forum

    binarybasketball

  • wasnt that a travel

  • Machine do a DUNKY CHUNKY MONKEY

    Throw it down in China Town but Yao no in town

    hahaha!...

    .....sasha is good and u can tell he works hard but his shots just don't fall in. Hes in a shooting slump right now. I say give him another year or so cuz we all know he can shoot well from what we saw last series. If he continues to not shoot well after about a few months into the 2009-2010 season.... then thats when the lakers need to let him go but other then that hopefully he comes through tonight!

  • what was that... 4 or 5 steps? Hhahaha

    I love the Lakers but man... walk around town

  • machine run speedy man to hoop

    run machine run

  • Lakers win game 1...Finals here we come!

  • way to go not calling a foul refs

  • Why u say that cuz ur team lost!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAkERS have bynum gasol thats all we need.

  • sasha vujabitch

  • new and exciting

  • where dunky chunky monkey happens. lol

  • DUNKY CHUNKY MONKEY! haha great vid GO LAKERS!

  • We want more videos and tacos. forget the haters!!

  • Hahaha

  • i loved it

  • yep...that totally wasnt a foul..

  • this is awesome!

  • Wow this was the worst machine video I've ever seen... I was excited that the Rox where playing the Lakers so I could see a machine video featuring us with Scola's Silky Hair, Yao's Chinatown and stuff like that.

    Pretty disappoited actually..

  • speedy man forest gump lol run machine run

  • i'll probably get alot of shit from posting this but i really like sasha vujacic. i think hes cool.

  • ha ha ha thats funny are you serious i cant believe you are suporting a player like sasha the cry baby vujacic if you were defending jordan farmar at least i would give some credit but sasha vujacic??? this prick the only thing he is good at is crying like little girl to the refs

  • i hope sasha gets traded and shannon brown becomes kobe's backup position player

  • hahahaha sasha da name says it all a BITCH kobes fucking fluffer sorry as shit FUCKING PUTA is emberrasing 4 da nba 2 let a cum lover like her play among the best.............FUCK HIM N HIS MOM N DAD

  • obviously you gay or you wouldn't be thinking bout suckin dicks all the time you dumbfuck. fuck off, sash makes millions and you neva will make more than a few bucks at BK you fucking trash.

  • Wow dude you seriously need to spell check your sentences before posting them on the Internet because when you right like that, it makes people think you are stupid in real life.

  • Wow Octavio you really suck - I hope you don't call yourself a Laker's fan because if you really were, you would support the entire team, not just the players you think are doing well at the moment. If you watched game 7, then you would see that he played well. Bynum wasn't playing well these past games and scores zero points in the last- This game he stepped it up- This is The Machine we're taling about- He's a bad ass! Are you one of those fake ass fans that only follow teams when they win?

  • sasha is a bad ass i bet if the cry baby sasha would being anohter team none of the laker fan would be kising his ass come on everybody knows this guys sucks but if u support mediocrity like 9 pts yesterday thats cool but that wont win shit

  • Did you not understand what I said? Maybe you aren't intelligent enough to understand so I will paraphrase- I support the entire Lakers team, I don't jump on the bandwagon with assholes like yourself who only support Kobe because you live vicariously through their successes. That's what sets a real Lakers fan from a fake one like you. A real fan supports the entire team and doesn't just hang onto Kobe's nuts. If Sasha sucked as you say he wouldn't be on the best NBA team in the world dumbass

  • ok asshole i see yo u are a laker apologist actually a myopian do u you what that means right? dont tell me you are ignorant , I am a bandwagon yeah whatever dumbass i never like the flakers never rooted for them and never will i watch basketball but not necessarily to have a team where it is writtten that you must have a team so you support the entire team cool so u like mediocrity i could tell on how you kiss sasha ass

  • Clippers fan?

  • ur username suits u, ur krazy

  • Oh and by the way, if you have a girlfriend, which I feel sorry for her if you do- You better believe she's thinking of getting laid by Sasha while she's next to

    you on the couch acting like she likes basketball.

  • If you finished a book, but thought it wasn't the best you could have done with that concept and idea, would you still have it published?

  • machine is fucking garbage

  • ha ha ha so true i agree with you actually vujacic is nothing but a cry baby , have you noticed how does he cry to the refs after he fouls someone? the machine what a joke

  • Do one with Sasha Vujacic and Luis Scola, they look ALIKE!!!!

  • hell no and for starters scola could ball vujacic is a joke he cant guard anyone he cant shoot wide open shots, and he always cries to the refs the machine please he is a cry baby lakers cant win shit with guys like him and fluke walton on the bench

  • hey bitch, who the hell asked you to watch these videos, dumbass? if all you're gonna do is sit on your ass and cry about how you'll never be as good as the machine, why the hell bother to watch these?

  • wh othe fuck you htin kyo uare asshole telling me what to watch on youtube i watch these videos to read the classless comments people put so i can make fun of them i read the comments what do you care what i watch are you one of the founders of youtube do have rights over no , i am betting you are nuthing than lame ass fatass junkie that likes to bash people and defend lame ass basketball payer poor little baby did i hurt your beloved player

  • o yeah.. you really have a life.

    and guess what, bitch, while ur sittin on ur fat ass at home, i actually am doin somethin with mine, cause i'm at johns hopkins right now, studying to become successful, something you'll never taste

  • wait stupid... in my first comment i didn't even tell u what to watch, i was just sayin how ur watchin these vids with no point, u asshole, can't even read

  • the only the lakers will win is if the "machine" sits on the bench the WHOLE game. Kobe better have his best stuff for all 48 minutes...

  • machine needs an oil change for game 7.

  • machine is a cry baby

  • Dont hate the player. hate the game, Cuz you can't hang

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  • Hate to say it but if the LakeShow doesn't man up and play with more heart, there's no ring this year.

    How do you go from being down 30, to winning by 40, and then down 16-1 in the first quarter? I've never turned off a Laker game in the 1 st quarter until last nite.

  • The NBA loves a game 7 when the lakers are involved, number 1 in sales, Kobe is #1 jersey sold... Again

  • Vangundy spilled the beans and said that the refs are ordered to call phantom calls...when Farmar clearly did not touch Brooks when he was dribbling up court...I think NBA does love games 7's...look at the celtics series :)

  • I wish I did... :( felt like I had an ulcer after the game

  • atlanta is not weak you dumbass. with joe johnson and mike bibby shooting 3's and josh smith dunking and blocking they're actually good.

  • 5-6 sec, it was clearly a foul..

  • i still want lakers-celtics to face in the championship..

    but it seems like they'll be beaten..

    well, i still hope they'll make it to the championship series..

  • machine hasn't given you much material this series against the rockets because he's playing like shit or maybe he just sucks in general

  • i fucking love these videos

    YOU HAVE TO MAKE MORE!!!

  • LOL

  • Search "Happy Rob Buy" by google ,and you will find amazing.

  • yea well they beat those weak ass teams by like 20 every night...how many times the lakers lose in the playoffs so far....like 4...cuz they suck

  • ahahahahaha that's the best sh*t eva

  • Bosnia fag

  • are you a dumbass?cleveland is the only team in the playoffs that won every game so far.

  • Not sure if Machine will make it that far either.

  • Who's Bosnia fag ?

  • Machine Amazing.. :)

  • 0:10 - 0:12 ... Run machine,run ... lol

  • lmao love it

  • lol where dunky chunky monkey happens.

  • Machine better than Kanye. Better hair, better shot, everything.

  • machine's amazing - the video also:)

  • lol @ the song.

  • lol i think he dunked just so u could make this video lol

  • Hey Machine! Make your muthafuckin" shots would ya?! Maybe we should've kept Von Wafer and let you go back to Europe huh? What Machine got to say about that?

  • lol XD

  • yeah peendog you guys are hilarious I love it thanks!

  • LMAO too funny

  • lmfao machine do big chunky monkey dunky wtf that made me crack up

  • The Machine fouled him on the arm on the block lol

  • Man,I hate to admit but when he did this I jumped up and yelled SLAMMAJAMMABINGBONG!While jumping up and down.Machine out like trout!

  • Slamma Jamma Bing Bong > Dunky Chunky Monkey

  • I LOVE ! [:

  • i want machine 2 make fun of scola

  • I gotta admit, when I saw this play, I yelled "STUFFALUFFAGUS!!!" Funny stuff.

  • peendog is amazing

  • wow peen dogg u r amazing

  • dunky chunky monkeys lol GO LAKERS

  • Machine slap Wafer's ball from rear..hahaha..

  • what happened to slamajamabingbong

  • can't use the same phrase every time!