My Name is deckard cain and i come from tristrum if your looking for diablo your just missed him, if you find old griswold and you can take him down but you wont get no reward till you get back to town, thanks for my life ill identify your stuff but if you choose to journey on then its going to get tough. Greetings friends hears the road to the east you'll find that its blocked becouse anderial a beast! Greetings Greetings Greetings! Stay awhile and listen!
me:hi cain cain:greetings me:i would like you to identify my item cain:stay awhile and listen me:yeah thats what i was going to cain:charasi can shield you if you have a lot of cash if your all outta room you can stick it in your stash me:i know that crazy old man cain:stay a while and listen girls:stay a while and listen me:allright im just gonna take my next quest cain:if i dont know the answer then go ask malah shes a funky little bro that looks like a koala me:next quest thx
@Fuzboy Stay a while and... You have quite a... LET ME FINISH MY DAMN PHRASE U BASTARD! (yeah i was impatient clicking him and going for the next thing to do...)
"Sit your ass and listen or im gonna have to beat ya"
....Deckard. You are ancient. You could pass away at any moment. I mean look at those hands you can tell they probably withstood centuries of arthritis.
@MaliceMods and at the end, the horadric staff is from an OLD patch, probably Vanilla Diablo, cause the "Greatly increased attack speed" isn't there. That property doesn't even exist now in Diablo II...
What I never understood is why the player couldn't just rip of Andariels panties which happen to be attached to her nipple rings and I think that sounds like a good way to defeat her.
This is actualy very very catchy :D
PS Cain would kick mr Eminem arse :D
madzec 4 days ago
Deckard Cain should go to battle with Eminem..... Cain would kick his ass
Poulie0001 4 days ago
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
blackiedagger 2 weeks ago
Haha! awsome work man =)
theGaminggrounds 3 weeks ago
Who let the barbarians out, who who who who who?
Arky13666 3 weeks ago 5
Guys you just got served from Cain
Lol
GrEn4Di3R 1 month ago
RIP Michael Gough (The actor).
bjorn5dec 1 month ago
@bjorn5dec I see what you did there.
welcometoskyvalley 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@bjorn5dec its a different michael gough that voiced deckard cain btw
TheBritishArmyClan 3 weeks ago
WAAAAY FAT
askjeeves28 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
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i stayed awhile and listened.
ZomgZomg007 1 month ago
That was dope
nikerz91 1 month ago 4
@nikerz91 I totally lost it at that part
Neuralscan 1 month ago 2
I find the weirdest things through Reddit
ApertureTracks 1 month ago 8
You've gotta be kidding me... Why have I only seen this NOW? ROFL.
ASubHumanOfSociety 1 month ago 4
I always knew that Deckard Cain was actually a HOOD ASS NIGGA
JSchindler311 1 month ago 9
every time i watch this video, it always puts a grin on my face. well done!
salrap124 1 month ago
Man I can just see Deckard Cain break dancing to this xD
ManicBat2k 1 month ago
Man I can just see Deckard Cain break dancing to this xD
ManicBat2k 1 month ago
KILL ANDY!!
MrEriklenn 1 month ago
stay a while and listen!
jojoiou2 1 month ago
WHO LET THE BARBARIANS OUT ?
TyuCytrus 1 month ago 3
cain is evil. i bet on it
sformichelli2 2 months ago
my favourite music now :D
EssTema 2 months ago
This is the best song ever!
SpencerGtv 2 months ago
I guess 112 people just couldn't stay awhile and listen... :-( No one ever listens
XxXxIcyPrincessxXxX 2 months ago 3
Wow i never realised cain had so many rhymes until now.
EJ920 2 months ago
Sit your arse and listen or i will have to beat ya
BlitztheAlicorn 2 months ago
Yeah boyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeee.
monseratto 2 months ago
would be nice if the bgm didnt sound like cheap porno music
brandonetteldorf 2 months ago 3
@brandonetteldorf idk why but that made me smile
AnarchyInTheUK1947 2 months ago
deckerd cain come boys and listin a while a long whlie
brainman67 2 months ago
I like it how Gough came with these lyrics and made music with `em.
Badass isn`t he?!
deadfishy666 2 months ago
can't touch this.
matosco 2 months ago
I fucking LOVE YOU. I FUCKING LOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR NO HOMO
Fellati0 3 months ago in playlist Fellati0's favorites
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i stayed awhile and listened.
ZomgZomg007 3 months ago
Deckard CAIN
TolukluHD 3 months ago
Stay awhile and listen
batsztuber 3 months ago
Oh, die 'Seide des Siegers' als Rüstung.. Schönes Ding.
Maridianokusho 3 months ago
My Name is deckard cain and i come from tristrum if your looking for diablo your just missed him, if you find old griswold and you can take him down but you wont get no reward till you get back to town, thanks for my life ill identify your stuff but if you choose to journey on then its going to get tough. Greetings friends hears the road to the east you'll find that its blocked becouse anderial a beast! Greetings Greetings Greetings! Stay awhile and listen!
ThakoManic 3 months ago
theslipknotguy1 3 months ago
"Give it up for the Horadrem" xD
x74xcRoNiCx74x 3 months ago
we are really fucking lucky that this video isn't a response to Jesse giving out the beta keys.
ShadowWolfRising 3 months ago
Hah i laughed hardest at the Anya part mostly because i talked to Deckard while doing the Frozen prison quest after i found Anya.
he started talking about a young priestess he used to know and how they didn't take vows of chastity xD
zombine64 3 months ago
Deckard Cain in da house!
niks112 3 months ago
Hardest I've laughed in months! Especially at the Koala crack!
Metaknight180 3 months ago
Deckard Cain is such a gangsta!
Therastaproductions 3 months ago
I wish the pauses between the verses were shorter, the music in them gets repetetive
DarkSciencez 4 months ago
ni
desertazul 4 months ago
ho ho ho horadric... LOL XD
SumaTJessT 4 months ago 21
Greetings!
fakyr12 4 months ago
This is the best shit I've seen in a long ass time.
DarthKalia 4 months ago
Epic.
FuriousFister 4 months ago
I wonder how they talked Gough into doing this.
chrispy9229 4 months ago
Who let the barbardians out? Who, who, who who?
Sohires 4 months ago
Necromancer: "Deckard Cain, If you value your life, you'd better lay down some phat beats!"
Algahiem 4 months ago
That was dope!
minsanted 4 months ago
I am vlad and I am not a vampire
lotlat 4 months ago
@lotlat
The safe word is BANANAAARRR
Palatard 4 months ago
@lotlat Magicka? :)
Lunkaren 4 months ago
master!
ontbijtbord 4 months ago
Catchy!
unohok 4 months ago
*touches cain*
XD
Jesus45U 5 months ago
@Jesus45U Stay a while and LISTEN!
NaviListen 4 months ago
@NaviListen
*touches Navi*
>:)
Jesus45U 4 months ago
Imagine a conversation between Cain and Navi.
Cain: Stay while and listen.
Navi: Listen!
Cain: Good to see you!
Navi: Hey!
Cain: You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube.
Navi: Watch out! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
Cain: Agh.. No one ever listens...
Fuzboy 5 months ago 60
@Fuzboy LMAO, great!
0000FFScreenOfDeath 4 months ago
@Fuzboy Stay a while and... You have quite a... LET ME FINISH MY DAMN PHRASE U BASTARD! (yeah i was impatient clicking him and going for the next thing to do...)
marcelovlade 1 month ago
He rapped for me at blizzcon 2010
LittleLegion 5 months ago
Pimpest rap eva!!!!
D3ck3rCain 5 months ago
"can't touch this , can't touch this can't touch this..."
lolz
baltimiliclogines 5 months ago
109 people didn't sit their ass and listen
Espionage724 5 months ago 3
rap nigga RAAAAP xD
SombraManx 5 months ago
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
gussomonkey 5 months ago
109 people didnt sit their asses down
and they were beaten
Dingoman013 5 months ago
Sean Connery to play Deckard Cain in the new Diablo movie
qoaa 5 months ago
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ishouldplayzelda 5 months ago
I sat for a bit and heard him out
am I doing this right?
VincentPrice111 5 months ago 3
awwww yeah deckard cain.
bitches want his wisdom
Kil0masta 5 months ago
Was so obvious that 'ornery' was going to rhyme with Sean Conery.
sharperguy 5 months ago
deckard cain is gangsta.
moreoreos123 6 months ago
109 people don't stay a while and listen
TheTayyaraga 6 months ago
"Sit your ass and listen or im gonna have to beat ya"
....Deckard. You are ancient. You could pass away at any moment. I mean look at those hands you can tell they probably withstood centuries of arthritis.
iLLKookie 6 months ago
YEAH BOOOOOIIIIIIY!!
GIVE IT UP FOR THE HORRODRUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Dolemga 6 months ago
WHO LET THE BARBARIAN OUT DAMMIT, isnt it bad enough that someone let the dogs out by bahamen ? hahahaha
RMJ1984 6 months ago
SUX
An0mAlY944 6 months ago
Imm'ma Deckard , so aim going to fuck'y'all ....... Gretings!!
Badwarf95 6 months ago
looooool
evan12345a 6 months ago
Deckard cain go hard as a mothafucka
Mattenlamb 6 months ago
Rock solid. Now i like ol' Deckard
SuperSinise 6 months ago
"If you're all out of room, you can stick it in your stash"
in the inv, he's wearing tarnhelm,silks of the victor, and treads of cthon :)
MaliceMods 6 months ago
@MaliceMods and at the end, the horadric staff is from an OLD patch, probably Vanilla Diablo, cause the "Greatly increased attack speed" isn't there. That property doesn't even exist now in Diablo II...
MaliceMods 6 months ago
he has fuckin' flow
GMRDUI 6 months ago
DUDE , WHERE CAN I GET THIS BACKING TRACK???
bonuzround 6 months ago
I stayed more than a while and listened
EccentricWolven23 6 months ago in playlist Deckard Cain gets a phone
and yea, its freaking awesome
dvirxm 6 months ago
Justing bieber didnt stayed awhile and listend, thats why he sucks
dvirxm 6 months ago
Beat is solid as diamond. 100/10.
SilkyMuggs 6 months ago 10
plus one
decemberferret 6 months ago
This is solid.
WhitePlumeMountain 6 months ago
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I have no idea whats going on...
johncuda 6 months ago
street cred
Brighteluden 6 months ago
Malah is owned!
Can't touch this!
szukmate 7 months ago
waste of life.. wauw
KRossing91 7 months ago
I think Diablo III is taking so long because they're trying to record an entire rap based audio track for Deckard Cain.
akuma6333 7 months ago 4
i dont get why female deamons have sutch huge tits
SomeDudes455 7 months ago 8
@SomeDudes455 the bigger they are the tougher demon is.
Luckybelf 7 months ago
@Luckybelf wait...duriel has tits?
SomeDudes455 7 months ago
@SomeDudes455 ye big fat man looking tities.And ofc i meant the female demons :D.Diablo III will probably have a fat ass demon with 4 tits.
Luckybelf 7 months ago
@Luckybelf one tit to rule them all
SomeDudes455 7 months ago
107 people, you didn't know that Deckard Cain came on out to greet ya,
You didn't sit your ass and listen, now he's gonna have to beat ya.
DemonKingMMA 7 months ago
They should play this in the "How To play" section in the game
Shit2223 7 months ago
That was way phat hahahahaha!!! Nice work man, you have earned my respect
PenguinMan272 7 months ago
that was amazing lol
Treeton14 7 months ago
Andariels tits are beasts!
BohliiN1337 7 months ago
how did i not know this existed. 5 stars from ebert
thyamire 8 months ago
All I want is a death metal song about the Butcher. Is that too much to ask?
AZJamie1 8 months ago 13
TITS
michaelmu2 8 months ago
Megatron said "GIVE ME THAT CUBE BOY!" and Deckard Cain responded, "Stay awhile and listen".
Robofish12 8 months ago 77
hahaha LOL
MrTaWsiTi 8 months ago
Haha great rap
Hambugenable 8 months ago
In West Tristram born and raised
In the library is where I spent most of my days...
DiscordChaos 8 months ago 10
i stayed awhile and listened.
ZomgZomg007 9 months ago 614
@ZomgZomg007 Too right mate.[
CadrinHaverit 7 months ago
@ZomgZomg007 lol so did i :)
Marc7665 4 months ago
@ZomgZomg007 hahaha perfect!
oodeyyou 4 months ago
@ZomgZomg007 You have just made my day xD
LennartCrescens 3 months ago
@ZomgZomg007 lol
theslipknotguy1 3 months ago
107 people didn't stay awhile and listen
sonaliano 9 months ago 9
Lol
CR4V3Y 9 months ago
How in the hell....This is the most amazing thing I've ever heard. I'm going to stay awhile and listen.
TitaniumScorpion 9 months ago 8
i got a purple dragon stone, and when i right click it, it changes to 20 random items, and then back to the dragon stone :O what do i do with it?
kingarthur0407 9 months ago
can't believe that he still have his blabbering mouth at his old age.
musicmonster74 9 months ago
What I never understood is why the player couldn't just rip of Andariels panties which happen to be attached to her nipple rings and I think that sounds like a good way to defeat her.
want2fuckgirls 9 months ago
love people like this who keep the memory of diablo alive
MrTristram666 9 months ago
decard cain: hey paladin, want this hordadric cube?
paladin: yeah sure
*crushes hordadric cube*
*stare of death*
decard cain: stay awhile.... and listen
xxdomoxxkunxx 9 months ago
THIS IS AWESOME!holy shields...
esquiloassasino 9 months ago
who let the barbarians out? who, who, who, who, who>? LOLOL
J3Wburner6K6K6K 9 months ago
STAY AWHILE AND LISTEN XD
J3Wburner6K6K6K 9 months ago
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Best fuckin thing ever lol i love diablo
TakeASeatGaming 9 months ago
Best fuckin thing ever lol love diablo
TakeASeatGaming 9 months ago
go cain go cain!!!
serumclx 9 months ago
The chorus is annoying.
panier66 10 months ago
FUCK YES! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!
RaptorAttack4000 10 months ago 4
Way fat
catsnamesqueak 10 months ago
Baal is jamming so well!
Totalbollocks88 10 months ago
104 wouldn't stay awhile and listen.
Daeora 10 months ago 11
I stayed awhile and listened.
Nagadkcin 10 months ago 7
EPICCCCC
Mysterii9 10 months ago
Caiiin inna hoooouse!
stensnask 10 months ago
That was dope.
UBeeWa 10 months ago 5
AWESOMENESS!
YohoLindo 10 months ago
my name is deckard cain and i've come on out to great ya, so sit your ass and listen or i'm gonna have to beat ya :/
asdflolffs 10 months ago 2
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HamFish69 10 months ago
@HamFish69 That is what they sing you retarded fucking cunt. Did you even listen to the fucking song? Gtfo this page you retarded fucking faggot
asdflolffs 10 months ago
This guy is not actually dead. It's the other Michael Gough.
Rambowjo2 10 months ago 107
RIP Michael Gough.
VidarOdinson79 10 months ago
@VidarOdinson79
Its not him ! There are two Michael Gough...
owner12 10 months ago
@VidarOdinson79 Ya, but this Michael Gough is alive and well, people so confused about the same names lol.
SenseiDonGraham 10 months ago
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VidarOdinson79 10 months ago
@SenseiDonGraham I wish I could say 'Tricked ya!', but I did think they were the same due to the unusual name, doh!
VidarOdinson79 10 months ago
epic
RoushGT2 10 months ago
loooooooooollll
vasyasol 10 months ago
Greetings
Andrash88 10 months ago
pure win.
brownspider64 10 months ago
Stay a while and listen...
baracuda771 10 months ago
hahaha awesome :D
allmightypol 10 months ago
andy tits mmm..
sh1tpickle 10 months ago
This thing is the shit and Im glad that Cain is back, I may gotten his name wrong but im rapping on crack!
Now I see his name is right and I feel kinda cool, how the shit would have been if id rapped like a fool.
So vote my comment the way that you feel, but thumb me down and before Diablo you shall kneel.
Andariel loves Mufasa which no one remembers, they had a big love-fight, Mufasa surrendered.
Maybe I am Diablo, and maybe I am not, but the truth is that I your soul I already got.
AlphaFirefly 10 months ago 2
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AlphaFirefly 10 months ago
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Witch doctor? Just what the hell? Blizzard`s out of ideas believe me, I can tell!
That damn Barbarian though, once cut me down in two, im glad you`re out there, cuz now, im killin you!
So is my game great? It contains my name, even if it sucks, you will play it, the same.
Was my rap no great? Well, I got no other, besides its hard to rap, while I ass-fuck you`re mother.
You think you can rap better? Well come to me, im the last boss you'll ever meet, in Diablo 3.
*Spew fire upwards*
AlphaFirefly 10 months ago
that was really boring, way too slow. :/
Komati 11 months ago
though not at all bad, it is one of the easiest raps i've ever heard
gtafan110010 11 months ago
"ive come on out to greet ya so sit you ass down or im gonna have to beat ya"
That just made my day
Draneies 11 months ago
@nxvznx lulsauce x 10
TranquilEclipse 11 months ago
Did you notice andarial has chains hanging to her boobs?
dodoso123 11 months ago
@dodoso123 WHICH IS HOT.
JungleFoxx 11 months ago
@JungleFoxx dont you mean Akara :D
BFG317 11 months ago
@BFG317
Why would JungleFoxx mean Akara?
sartanko 11 months ago
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Nice tits for a computer character.
4cellar2door0 11 months ago
greetings travelers, stay a while and listen... or PERISH IN YOUR SLEEP
Fellati0 11 months ago
Listening to Cain say "that was dope" made me crack up laughing
Ellthom 11 months ago
wow
FlyestMe141414 11 months ago