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  • mammoth vs halo update player speed

  • If this happened to me, I would be so fucking mad.

  • This is what halo would be if Inifinty ward made halo games

  • PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! Won this video has.

  • that was terrible

  • I'm guessing this was the control group for the spartan II program.

  • i love it

  • why would anybody be exited about an update like this

  • i would stop playing halo if this update was real

  • dont really care both games are good but halo has a better story

  • @mrdimebreezy100 yea like jumping with a claymore a machine gun and grenades on you from a 3rd story building is realistic or knifing a guys ass and it killing him or quickscoping is realistic cod isn't realistic AT ALL

  • All these cod faggots think halo is gay cause its not realistic it doesnt have to be realistic to be fun fucking retards

  • @mrdimebreezy100 the point of halo is to be as unrealistic as possible, to make it more interesting

  • I miss videos like this so much...

  • very nice video !!

  • This is the funniest video I've seen in along time.

  • This is pretty much Halo Reach summed up.

  • I love 1:15 OOOOOOH OH GEEZ ...*vroom* BLRBLRBLR

  • 1:15 love that part XD

  • ooh geez XD

  • Lol loved the shotgun part :D

  • for those of us that read the books you know this is less realistic because the suits are powered by a uranium battery that alows the suit to move faster using hydraulics

  • What the...-AHHHG

  • Driver: ....What the-

  • haw haw. yo cant play halo on ps3

  • if gameplay was real then the guy on the warthog is a real asshole why didn't he drive up to his team mate ....

  • sofallenfilms RULZ

  • It's supossed to be realistic! these things weigh a ton" Yeah they do but it's power armor so it would matter anyway

  • boobies!!!

  • 64 people accidentally had a spasm from the hilariousness of this vid and regrettably hit the dislike button.

  • #LOL

  • i hope they make more machinimas or they're not living up to their name

  • 0:01 click here to skip ads

  • Yeah that's the best update ever!! (sarcasm)

    Great video! 5 stars

  • I mean Machinima.

  • This is the only machina I've seen that made me laugh more than 20 times.

  • hahahahahha that's awesome, but i don't understand the update joke you're making.

  • Call of Duty~4~life!

  • wow great machinima

  • LOL

  • im playing HD but why is the video still blurry? because of adobe 10?

  • I like SoFallenFilms because he is like the old machinima i use to watch, Dues ex, Arby and chief, Fallen Spartans, and more, and now is top ten and all that bullshit gay

  • #LULZ

  • I saw it first!!!

  • what the hell happened to machinema? they used to have awsome stuff like this but now they try to make video game dramas... FIRE THE DAMN WRITERS AND GET THE GOOD STUFF BACK!!!

  • @cking548 machinima didnt make this vid tho.... but apart from this and maybe a couple of others machinima hasnt uploaded much decent machinimas for months...ever since mw2 came out and ppl spamming machinima with there gameplay vids

  • now can ppl see y halo shouldnt b realistic

  • "I'm updating my facebook status." "Can't this wait c'mon were playing Halo." No people need to know this!" Best frickin part ever.

  • Why didn't the hog guy just drive closer

  • this is fucking bullshit quote on vid i dont hate the vid i love it haha

  • lmfaoo i saw it first xD

  • if you think something is wrong with realisticism

    Then read the halo books

    It explains everything, well, the first one explains alot

  • and this is why real life games like call of duty and modern warfare suck!! HALO FTW!!!

  • Lol.The only reason i got an X360 is cause of halo.

    XD

  • @mryoubar yeah the pretty much why everyone does that because halo is awesome!

  • @mryoubar same.

  • omg lol (throw up) laugh lol rofl mao (cough) (poop) (throw up) lol

  • this is fucking bullshit lol

  • lol

  • 1:32 - 1:41 is LMFAO

  • i love parft 1:19 TO 1:25

  • i want to have halo 3 on PC!!!!

  • I SAW IT FIRST!

  • ITS A GAME!!!

  • @adiosilver I agree, it's just a game, there not supposed to be realistic.

  • well think about it the elites armor is just as strong as the spartans so the spartans made bullets to penatrate the armor i mean come on think about it 1500 years from now the bullets better be strong

  • fair enough, but could you tell me why the armor can't handle one punch in the back? Seriously, one punch in the back kills them!

  • these are simply gameplay elements the one hit kill in the back is an assasination. But realisticly yes if a spartain with the strength to flip over a 3 ton vehicle punched someone in the back they would be paralized. They are not completely coverd the areas of articulation dont have armour other wise they couldent move.

  • @hipposmook kinetic energy from the FUTURE. or maybe its a videogame. douche.

  • That's where the shield generators are, but still there's armor there too. I dunno.

  • Gameplay reasons. Just like how in the story and Banshee can incinerate a Spartan instantly, but in the game it takes a bunch of hits.

  • 500

  • @smashbrosdojo3 it's just a game nerd, there not supposed to be realistic.

  • @smashbrosdojo3

    a car weighs over a ton, and yet it will get torn to shit by an assault rifle

  • ITS SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC, YOUR SUIT WEIGHS OVER A TON.

    isnt that why they put SUPER SOLDIERS HUMANS in as spartans? so they could CARRY the HEAVY ARMOR.

  • NO PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS!!! lol fucking awesome vid!

  • @Halodudezor lol i loved that part

  • Hahahahahaha!!

  • Fuck you in the asssssss P3tray faggot

  • @Spastan117 lol right here bitchtits

  • i love ur vids and would be hounerd to work with you guys

  • its one guy, dumbfuck

  • Om nom nom nom

  • 1:13 that sounds a bit like Yuri Lowenthal Voice actor XD

  • NO! PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS!

  • whoh this update is so realistic ima go get it!

  • Lol at the end.. wish all Machinima vids made me laugh like this..

  • My channel is nothing to you

  • i wished all the new machinimas were like this they once were but not anymore

  • @paulisemo15 Me too all these new machinimas are too serious.

  • i understand now!! all the people who do the youqtube thing become spammer bots themselves.

  • "WHO CAME UP WITH THIS!?!?" ROFL

  • LOL

  • Mongoose FTW

  • Sooooo funny! Halo rocks, but I like Little King's Story for Wii better.

  • secret page?!? bullshit

  • THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! LMAO

  • i laughed sooo hard

  • why should i

  • lol

  • That update sucked lol it made them really slow

  • fuck grands biscuits!

  • NO PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS! Hahaha I can't stop laughing about that part XD

  • lol failzorz

  • and everyone agrees

  • -_-... Really, your still flaming over something as pointless as that? You really mustn't have a life, do you?

  • hehe i liked this one

  • @metalman1193 no becasue the game has time and effort put into it letting true gamers enjoy a quality game. THATS why. Cod is fun but Halo has it beat in quality.

  • @metalman1193 ha your a fag go play uncharted 2 3shitty wow ur a retard

  • not anymore since crappy cod mw2

  • @metalman1193 your saying that the Mass Effect Series are terrible games?!

    Not a fanboy my ass.

  • lolo..."I saw it first!"

  • check out my Machinimas

  • hey guys have you listen about what happened yesterday: THE XBOX GUYS HACKED THE PLAYSTATION GUYS ...HAHAHAHAHAA.....AND THEY COULDNT PLAY ONLINE FOR A DAY

  • So wait? Is this a real update? I thought that the video was just suposed to be funny.

  • yeah i've got that update i've already gotten,345 kills and 11145609872344 deaths,i'm the best at the moment,deaths are the new kills thanks to that update

  • "NO! PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS!!!"

  • hahaha "aah... oh sheez...."

  • I agree that not many people play Halo 3 anymore cuz of MW2 but their machinima videos are still as funny as hell

  • its just what happened to gears of war2

  • i would never play Halo until it was fixed. oh and BTW "i saw it first!" LOL!

  • If you'd like to join a clan, Google ODST Guard for a newly made clan where we film, glitch, have tournaments, and of course... have fun. Should be first link.

  • Btw Great job Machinima

  • Oh, and, 1:12...even Master Chief is angry!

  • @2computer1 lmao

  • If u like metal watch my friends drum cover it's suicide silence plz watch it and give advice. His name is killscarr

  • playstation fanboy. go cry somewhere elso would ya. thanks kiddo

  • l4d care to say other wise

  • funny as hell

  • HAHAHAHAHAH

  • there armors are to heavy XD

  • LOL hahaha

  • horray for hal0!

  • it was so funny when the guy was walking up to the turret THIS IS BULLSHIT ahahah that make me lmao

  • Best machinima in a long time, I lol'd.

  • I love it!

  • lol is real? xD

  • No, it isn't

  • lol

  • um this doesnt make sense and it isnt classic

  • NO!! PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS!!!

    machinima halo always makes me rofl with these voice characters in them

  • hahaha i loved the oh jeez bit

  • Claymores in MW2 are nothing like real claymores at all.

  • MW2 isn't that realistic. You ever seen a Barret .50 in real life? They're huge and would blow you clean in half if you got shot by one.

  • and you sure as shit cant hold a barret .50 and shoot it while running at the same time, thats just suicide

  • Suicide in style; though.