PPGA public promo video #1

[ethanforster]

FUCK YEAH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

[USAPropaganda]

im already signed up

[jordsterps2]

"All the strength that Intel has given the core..." - LOL! Nice job

[UltreaKiller]

not Intel! AMD Phenoms FTFW

[eaglerouge]

I swear to god you cant say 360 or ps3 anywhere without starting a fucking war with an owner of the rival console this really needs to stop before this gets any more out of hand.

[DaedalusReturned]

That's why I ended up buying all three consoles from this generation.

[UltreaKiller]

the gamer army can pwn Micro$oft in a 2-sided war

developers vs. pro's :D

[fuckwhoeverbannedme]

omg pls stop the flame war goto some forum of sumin ffs this is the where u noobs start a war

[fuckwhoeverbannedme]

all your ass are belong to us rofl

[Nosaw7]

where's that guy from

[michaelpapa]

pure pwnage-gamer army?

[thomaslenior]

yeh but i mean as in country, canada maybe? he's got an accent i don't rlly recognise. btw cool vid (im nosaw btw)

[michaelpapa]

ohh

[kannibees]

i answer with one werd... PWNAGE!

[kannibees]

in the hopes than man kind will one day live in tubes!! lololololololololol

[NewW85]

LMAO LAWL, srsly though heed the call for the noobs are at our door steps

BonD Pro WC3 divsion of the war efforts

[KnightOfMadness]

is the gamer army free and is on the 360

[innerblades]

he said something bad about the ps3 i officially don't like pure pwnage anymore

[WeirdCandycain]

I respect them.

[WeirdCandycain]

I respect them.

[innerblades]

because ur a nintendo fagboy

[malikknight]

innerblades please note that when this video was made the PS3 was on an extreme low not one exclusive hit and lair had just sucked bad on reviews, i am not a Play Station fan however the PS3 is gaining but has a far way to go to catch up with the Xbox 360 and Wii

[innerblades]

july.... yeah i guess ur right

[WeirdCandycain]

Hmmm...

[Spartan229]

Reason why PS3 sucks? Because it only goes by graphics. Sure it has better graphics than the Wii and 360, but the Wii and 360 have better games, better gameplay, and better strats.

[kannibees]

just wait ... ps3 is superior. have fun w/ your hddvd's

[Spartan229]

Thank you for proving my above statement.

[NightDen]

LOL Microsoft is coming out with the blue-ray xbox 360

[kannibees]

yeh right.

[l33tpete]

PS3 is better? The Xbox 360 has sold twice the amount of consoles than the PS3.

So has the Wii.

Not only that, but the PS3 stole from the other companies. The interchangable hard drive? Microsoft. The Bluetooth/Motion control? Nintendo. The 40 and 80GB marketing strat? Microsoft.

Face it, noob: Sony is running out of ideas.

[Shinownd]

Depends Xbox numbers have fallen since the release of MGS4 and microsoft have decided that competing with PS3 for the same audience. while nintendo has an entire audience to itself. so prepare yourself for the XBOX MOTION SENSOR CONTROL, looks exactly like a wiimote exept its for the xbox. it might work for xbox to take both audiences but microsoft will have to play it carefully. and before anyone asks no this isnt a joke.

[l33tpete]

HOLY CRAP SEVEN PERCENT!

What a jump in PS3 sales!

[goduke92]

sony's running out of ideas, u must be mental.

ps3 is changing the way everpone plays games, the shit box has a whole bunch of fps's and that about it n00b roflollolololololololol fag n00b

[l33tpete]

So by your calling me a fag n00b makes the PS3 better?

Numbers don't lie, buddy!

And you're probably a noob yourself.

[goduke92]

im sorry who else has used bluetooth on a console , cleary sony is dedicated to making the best possible machine and not a hunk of shit like the 360

[l33tpete]

Nintendo has.

Then again, the 360 came out a year before the PS3 did. When the 360 was in production, Bluetooth wasn't availible.

[goduke92]

nintendo does not have blutooth u fuckn peice of shit blue tooth has benn available since 2003 dont try to cover up microsofts errors

33% fail rate thats a joke

[l33tpete]

Ok, so it has a 33% fail rate.

The PS3 puts out nothing but shit games. Then the ones that don't suck are multiplatform.

[bibliotheek357]

not that good a video in contrast with what awesomeness purepwnage has produced already. We want more micromanagement-action :D

[wra7h]

His name is dave so we'r cookin with dave

[LanserilStorm]

YEA!!! W00T GAMERARMY BABY!!

[jgnip]

Childish bullcrap.

[fmf4life]

agreed the one thing i think is stupid from pure pwnage

[hyunleewun88]

ur mom lol...

[Afiranger]

PWNAGE

[jangerhard2]

Anyone know how to decode the code you get with your dog tags?

[ryelis]

There's a clue on the package they came in.

[jangerhard2]

I know, but i don't know what to do with it.. Does it have anything to do with " GA Boot Camp Training Mission #1" and " New Decryption Tool" in the boot camp folder?

Spoiler!!!!!: I know the "All your 64 bases are belong to us" thing.. The clue is in the 64 thing but i cant figure it out.. Please help

[BeAnBeAn22]

GG general. and yes u need a shave.

[AutSlider]

He needs a shave.

[zerotrace]

/salutes

Pvt. ZeroTrace, sir! Spreading the message, and trying to gain more recruits. I think I have at least three reading to enlist.

[Tanginator]

Brilliant!!!

[Thermingt0n]

That pretty much summz it up, yep, thats what where about. And theres alot of benifits of joining the GA, like improveing your strats and overall problem solving skills. Hoping to see some new recruits around the forums, consider this chance to pwn, n00bs.

Gamer Army- "The few... The pro... The l33t"

[acimakarin]

Sign me up!

[Himinokare]

That was...was...COMPLETELY AMAZING AND I ACCTULLY KNEW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT...well I think I did anyways...

[DunnJH4]

Haha I've got some of his ribons from the US Navy

[Spartan229]

PWNAGE!

[Jodaphone90210]

dont fuck with the gamerarmy they will cap yo ass

jodaphone 0002603

[CrazyOwnage21]

this got a favorites

[morphiamusic]

Spoken like a true pwntriot. =)

[mmorpgslut]

Respect to all gamers.

[Xenogamer777]

Watch out proz, cuz in da war against n00bz there is a viceral nemesis know as the haker, the haker will do anything to pwn proz n n00bz aliek even with the serious n obvious lak of skillz. The haker will no doubt use his special skill know only as HACKING to destroy all resistance n aliennate all proud gamerz. Stay strong! n dont u dare give up!!

[CyRxJustin]

even in a world of nerds, that was ghey...

[wipneus1]

Man don't fuck with pure pwnage

[CyRxJustin]

i really hope you're not as lame as i'm thinking and talking to me, cuz if you are you're a dumbass. Xegnogamer777 is not Pure Pwnage, I can fuck with him, he is definately gay.

[Xenogamer777]

hey CyRxJustin may b ur rite about that gay part cuz just a week ago i banged ur dad in d ass n he begged 4 more (az with ur mommy)lol someone on the net tellin me im gay n sayin he can fuck with me... hehehe lol just ask ur dad hel do it 4 free n hes near u

[Nightfly47]

You sound really cool when you speak like Jeremy, please, keep going.

[CyRxJustin]

lol my dad's a drunk and he doesn't live anywhere near me assmunch. you prolly fucked my dog, ace. i lik how u act lik ur a RL tuff guy wen u talk lik dis lolroflol

[Xenogamer777]

oh man im glad u actualy replied to de shit i typed, i ad forgoten about u. Rite now i should write some kind of insult but i dont feel liek beating a man thats down, i mean poor u with ur father n stuff u musnt av had lots of love when u wer young, or may b ur dog gave it to u... but il try not 2 judge u 2 much, peace.

[CyRxJustin]

at least you acknowledge the fact that what you typed was shit, i thought you were thinking you were clever.  You haven't come up with an insult yet, i didn't expect you to start now. L2Type noob

[superball1]

shut up n00b, god your so annoying.

[pongkong1337]

Xenogamer777s comment was thumbs downed 6 times so far! why hes jus saying hakers in games dont have ne skills...

[Xenogamer777]

duno man may b cuz ppl like the feel of downing comments with thumbs down... may b they feel virtualy powerfull or somthing... il av to ask them sometime lol. most hakerz DO not av skills n the simple reason to that iz bcuz they hak. by the way CyRx Justin, if ur reading this... dont whore-i ur momy still loves u, well i hope 4 u.

[kairilockhart5]

LETS PWN SOME NOOBS!!!

[TheFlyingWingNut]

Respect the pwnage noobs! lol.

[marcocampo]

RESPECT!

[chaosdragon94]

There are 2 versions of the song.

GO PP!

[Re4mstr]

Pwnage =D PP pwn!

[HardcoreBassPlayer]

1 word, PWNAGE!

[buttersownsuall]

PWNAGE....in all the noobness....PWNAGE....no matter how long the game shall last.

[HybridMeditation]

...I give you one word....pwnage!!!

[n00bSchoolBus1]

pure pwnage rocks!!!!! lol, check out purepwnage (dot) com, they have 14 episodes now, and, yes, jermey in pure pwnage sung "i feel like pwnin' n00bs" which they just happen to match upi with WoW

[jedikiller1234]

AMEN TO THAT OR SIR YES SIR

[kainerok]

Whats your aim? "OWNAGE!"

[twomz]

"That Intel gives the Core"

Roflmao

[PWMustard]

Wonder what it's like being known as the WOW is a feeling guy...

Would make me feel kinda dirty :D

[KoolDreAgassi]

Isn't this the guy who sang the World of Warcraft song?

[fathergregory]

are there ranks in the gamer army?

[manispro]

Yeah.

[mattGK]

lol. hes blind

[dusty600]

lol YOU LISTEn

1:27- 1:30 play ther and listen, hes right yur wrong, and yru proally a noob..

[K1dP5ycho]

double comment and thank you kind sir.

[K1dP5ycho]

i love the fact that teh noob song is being played on a flute or timpany softly in the background.

[Meanderthal17]

k1d... Listen closely... That doesnt sound like teh n00b song to me

[dusty600]

lol YOU LISTEn

1:27- 1:30 play ther and listen, hes right yur wrong, and yru proally a noob..

[K4GE05]

is he suggesting a war between ps3 gamers and pc gamers. cuz i have both. i only really use the ps3 to watch movies thou. it fills the void until quakewars comes out

[k1tsun]

".. so that oneday mankind may live in tubes"

ROFL

[shaaman87]

lol thats the best statements evar ;) got to be a member soon as hell why they so negative to ps3?

[halo120]

"...to wage war, against n00bs, even in the (don't know how to spell that one) catalog, the PS3". My guess is like I said before, Ignorance and Arrogance of n00bs, especially PS3 kinds, needs pwning, or perhaps to counter the claim of the PS3 being a super-computer, despite that you can't even make movies with it.

[jdossity]

Kinda sad how PP has joined the 'bash the PS3' fad.

[WarcraftofWorld]

Well, they're not really bashing it, just kinda saying just what others have been thinking all along.

[jdossity]

They also had in ep 12, the xbox owner go "I'm buying a ps3. The graphics are soooooo much better"

Which is kinda condescending.

But then again, they have to appeal to the masses.

[WarcraftofWorld]

I see what you mean, but that guy didn't have a good image in the story though did he? Also when Jeremy's sat in the Cafe, he says in a mocking voice "Kyle, he's got this new friend, who wants to sell his xbox so he can get a PS3"

[jdossity]

Heh. He was funny. 'Chip grease' - is like an instant classic. Yeh, Just the overall vibe was weird, I own a PS3 and it's just things like these that make me doubt my own purchase :/

[WarcraftofWorld]

Same for me man. I was gonna buy the G15 keyboard, until I read one bad review, now I'm not sure.

[jdossity]

That thing is insane. I'm Australian, i'm not sure if it's here yet, but i was considering one.

Good luck with your decisions on the purchase.

[halo120]

I wouldn't say that they are bashing the PS3, but to eliminate the arrogance that the fanboys show off (trust me, their lies are not only failing to support the PS3, but trying to destroy it as well).  I Live to Win, and my objective is to eliminate the n00bs, especially arrogant types.

[jdossity]

They are the ones who believe in some grand uber future, where all the PS3 games are the same caibre as FFXIII or MGS4. You can hope for good games, but you can't preach about them when they're not existant yet. I just take the games as the come.

[DMitsukirules]

you dont have to bash it, kaz hirai does a good enough job hiself...."RIDGE RACERRRRRRRRRRRRRR" roflmfaoweas

[slowmode122]

nice, but u can't salute with ur left hand :O

[Wozzy1]

*Saluts* SIR YES SIR! *Marches off*

[captainmsniper]

people who say this guy is denwo you fail

[DoTpLoTwOrLd]

ITS THE WOW IS A FEELING GUY! Lol

[Geozone]

it's the guy who sings WoW is a feeling, lol

[Starcraftmazter]

PWNNNN FOR MOTHERLAND!!1!101oneonoenoneon­eoneee11

[00NinjaProductions00]

SIR! YES, SIR!

[sut3fan]

nice accent

[GoddessYaoi]

Sir yes sir! I will pwn with pride of the army! The noobs shall be pwned!

[Lupind]

lawyer ????????????????????????????

lol at teh begginning when the curtain is flickering it looks liek hes doing teh jeremy pwnage spanking lol

[taopaipai]

hehehe its the lawyer, nice vid kyle

[r3qui3m640]

The nooblets are coming! The nooblets are coming!

[OwMyKidneys]

Yes Sir! Pwnage!

[nymersic]

haha they completely fubared his ribbons.

[Grandethralryan]

Sir! Yes! Sir! Pwnage! we must pwn noobs forever! Pwnage!

[LawlzerGunz]

Sir, yes, sir!

[Foober]

WHY WAS THE CURTAIN BILLOWING LIKE DAT

[Brody6666]

denison pwned shit up at PP screening 14

[DenisonMitchell]

Pffft... what a loser ;)

[willypiggy]

woop woop woop Gamer Amry ftw! CHARGE!

[blingyruss]

i remember watching this at the beggining of UK SCREENING EP14

[Raging0can0of0cheese]

Death to noobs!!! Micro will flow and cheaters will fall.

[K1dP5ycho]

PWNAGE!

[Armithius]

Rock on. PPGA forever.

[sarinc]

sweet! I seen this at the T.O premier.

Good stuff, salute my fellow soldiers.

[SoloXero]

w00p im in teh ppga

[Toastercrumbs]

it was painful to listen to his voice

[Reilansa]

Worst american accent I have heard in a while...

[Shwamperoos]

I never picture American's having accents... probably 'cause i'm one of them.

[crusher505]

shwamperoos... americans have there own accents.. it depends what state u grew up in..

[Spartan229]

He's not american.

[jimbob172]

Youd think a general would at least have a clean shave :P

[CarltosC]

I need to be issued my PS3 to pwn in the gamer army!

[santos6662]

would be better with a british accent or german perhaps

[clcproduction]

great video

btw, episode 14 rox my sox

[homosapiensadaucis]

w00t

[Twistedmihailo]

PWNAGE!

[TastyLoveZombie]

1337

[rstocs]

he sounds like a complete and utter retard

[hiro54]

yeah, but he's getting paid to sound like a complete and utter retard. you do it for free.

[ChrisWness2006]

LMAO!! PWN3D!

[s0lidstateguy]

lol fail

[d4rkply4]

it convinced me..

[FroobyNewb]

baah I think the accent really ruins it

I mean it doesnt match the subject matter...

[fpsgene]

Hael Sie Rein Pwnage, Hael gamer Armee, Hael, Hael!

Lol, awesomness dudes, love you guys.

[ExplodingBarrel]

RADICAL

[StonewallProductionz]

....what

[TehShadows]

in teh gamer army n doin what i do best pwing noobs

[ladsociety]

Oh man, "all that Intel has given the core"... That's awesome.

[Luigicheater]

Haha... "George C. Douglas"... Possibly a reference to George C. Scott? The actor that played Patton in the movie of the same name?

[Mightywayne]

Proudly serving.

[Roflcon]

lolz I dropped the soap

[elvepwnage]

lol purepwnage canadian like me lol

[Serfiel]

FOR A COUNTRY OF GAMERS!!!

[slutypet]

PUREPWNAGE RLZ!!!!

[TimeCruiserMike]

proud to serve

[LupineStalker]

If you released the uniform at the n00bstore, I'd tolly buy it.

<3 Pvt. loopy

[markbuje]

*salutes the ranking officer also*

[nlitement]

Gaymer Army. <3 ;p

[Volderoth]

Words can't describe what i feel right now... it was amazing seeing this at the TO premiere

[VeryWittyName]

Saw this in London, glad to see it again. Also, it'll be nice to watch Episode 14 and get all the jokes that we missed due to everyones laughter (including our own!)

[danoli3]

pwnage

[Maddacheb]

I love you danolie

[Mrog200]

awesomeo saw this in london

[swean]

HELL YEAH

[Enkidutorix]

EPIC PROMO

[timalowa]

yes sir!

[shtinker69]

OMFG WIN!

[Sab128]

Saw this at the London screening, it was great, just wait for the episode guys :P

[matts0717]

PWNAGE

[econojon]

PWNAGE!

[taylorhewitt]

I saw this the first time it was shown at the Toronto screening. :)

[MadMartha]

Private [MM] reporting for duty. SIR!

[DrToker]

*salutes the ranking officer*