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  • Why don't they just read the story in a church? legal and ok for all

  • ah gretchen, nice to see that christian modesty shining through that tight dress wrapped around your cleavage

  • Nice Tyler Durden sunglasses, lib.

  • Get a life,little grannies gripe less and fry bigger fish than you petty small timers! And I,m quite sure this world is better of with you wasting your seed!

  • Get a life,little grannies gripe less and fry bigger fish than you petty as you small timers!

  • Maybe people are sick of hearing the same story over and over again.... I am also sick of the grinch story too.

  • Want to read your Bible bullshit to people- Do it in a church and I bet no one will have a problem with it. Don't do it in the PUBLIC square. People do NOT have a war on Christmas. How stupid!! People are fighting having Christian dogmatic BS shoved in their faces. The bible is BULLSHIT. The only thing its good for is a substitute if you run out of rolling papers. LOL.

  • Christmas is a progidy of the Pagan Yule and Saturnus. Many Pagan Saviours were born on December 25. Mithra is one and Dionysis is another. Astrologically speaking, the sun begin to rise again after being in its lowwest three days before "Chirstmas".

  • Anything not radically right = FAR LEFT.

  • I've figured it out...these right wing, religious nut-jobs are seriously happy and encouraged when shit like this happens, because they get to have an enemy to fight, keeping them "right" that the opposition from the almighty Satan exists. A peaceful, perfect world, would make their minds explode.

  • "We wish you a merry Christmas but ONLY a merry CHRISTMAS, if you're not celebrating CHRISTMAS have a lousy New Year!!!" What jerks. Besides, Christianity stole - er - adopted - the best parts of the holiday from pagans. I wish happy holidays to all nice people, Christian, Jew, atheist, Wiccan, whatever. I wish the mean people a boot to the head. C0ctOpus, you're a darling and I hope your parents are proud of the man they raised!

  • I wish it had been me to make that call. Good on whoever did.

  • 3:28

    YES, thats true, one person can phone up and report an illegal activity and something is done about it.

    I could have sworn that's where we've always been.

  • Funny that they call it the "true" Bible story.

  • Someone call these wankers a wambulance.

  • lol the War on Christmas

    You know I told someone that I jerked off into a Bible today to piss them off and it wasn't true at the time

    I am proud to say I made good on my bluff around 2:30 am this morning

    I was aiming for Rev 8:1 (because of Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal) but my cumshot sort of splattered across the end of Rev 7 and the middle of Rev 8

    Well practice makes perfect

  • lol you should make a video of that and post it on youtube kinda like this one watch?v=Rsaj_YG2TBQ

  • @odenskrigare thats badass i got hi with a bible page once

  • @odenskrigare you just made my day.

  • fuck fox - the biggest terrorist of the world - fucking tabloid spews - can 't even having a fucking christmas without then ruining it

  • i just called Faux news to let them know they are a menace, unfortunately I looked at the television they are still broadcasting.

  • Merry Xmas to you too C0c! I know it's late, but what the fuck. I was out eating for three days, as is the tradition here.

  • "You no longer can do it anymore." Redundant text is redundant? Much?

  • - "I can envision just invision the christmas celebration....(very sincerely)"

    - "For the Christmas season Merryville seems appropriately named...(reverent)"

    - "The mayor is sad...(sad face)"

    -"Good luck with your efforts...(onward Christian soldier, but peacefully)"

    But they say they are unbiased. Small town America under seige by the big bad Liberals.

  • Happy FSMas!

  • Yep, they just want to flaunt their religion in everyone's face that doesn't believe their crap. Keeping it private loses the appeal for them.

  • This is where i live

    Happy Holidays, C0ct0pus!

  • The way she said "Walker Johnson" made me want to punch a baby.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT?

    I'd love to stand on top of the highest steeple 'n' shout:

    "'g'od does not exist, you life~wasteing gullible fools!"

    Fucking god, good grief.

  • @o8QWERTYo8 Do you wake up everyday in a puddle of your own fluids?

  • Isn't blaring Bible verses through a megaphone the opposite of freedom of religion because you're being forced to listen to someone's religious beliefs?

  • When the hell is Fox going to bitch about the hate and disdain aimed at the religions of the ancient Greeks, Romans, and Norse? The history books call them "myths" for Jiminy Cricket's sake.

    I'd really love for some of the Christians in America to walk in the shoes of a non-Christian American for a day, almost all of them would stop any baseless whining that is 99.99929% of their grievances on their perceived "War on Christians" in the US

  • I rated it asshole. I gave it a 5, but thats only because it wouldn't accept a 4 and 1/2

  • seems to me, if they had been serious about their beliefs, they would have read the passages anyway without using the city pa system. They would have done it off to the side somewhere.  Also looks like they're all in this for the publicity.

  • TRADITION is the only scapegoat christians have. and the disproval argument . that's it

  • if the people of tenn. were not allowed to read from the bible as was the tradition they should refuse to pay taxes

  • well you know how they love ridin balls in general. and now theyve found an easy target that all the rest of the media world and their liberal buds will agree with them on. theyre sheep.

  • what a dork...you actually ahve a life size cutout of will farrell??? hehehehe----

  • Fox "News"

    Manufacturing Dissent

  • way to maintain the status quo dude. you rock the mainstream man. liberalism and its band of lemmings rocks out to your lullabic anthems of safeway old time never goes out of style jesus/christianity mockery. keep up the relatively easy, non challenging work. obviously these lemmings love you. must be doin it right! you ROOOOOOOOLLLLL

  • "CHRISTmas,it has CHRIST in it"..im so sick of hearing that ignorant argument from these morbidly ill informed (by choice) motherfuckers...NO your swagger jacking religion elbowed its way into the pre-existing winter solstice celebrations..XMAS isn't an abbreviation shitheads...read some actual non fiction history for foook sake...anyway, happy holidays C0ct0 and Friends.

  • The dude that called in to cancel the reading was a dick, seriously, just don't go if it bothers you.

  • 3 subscribers, zero videos, and just shit talking comments with no substance.

    youtube fail.

  • @JoeJeffersonn You seem to have 3 chromosomes less. I'm surprised a Christian would even acknowledge chromosomes.

  • Somebody give this guy a tissue.

  • Can we get together once I turn 18...? ;] jk

  • Did you notice how that guy was NOT in Maryville. He was in Atlanta.

    Great vid as usual, good point about the guy not caring enough to do a private reading, though he is plenty happy to come on fox news and bother everyone else to do something about it.

  • We could call it 'Jeebusfest.'

  • Jebus juice

  • I would gladly join christians and walk along side them to make christmas less of a mass commericalized clusterfuck

  • Why do DUMBASS Christians celebrate this PAGAN festival????

  • That's what happens when you are an inbred descendant you won't even know who's holiday is who's

    Anyone who thinks Christmas is a christian holiday are stupid.

  • What are you talking about? Christians celebrate the birth of Christ on Christmas.

  • With decorated trees that are outlawed in the Bible.

    By burning logs to the Yeti-like God Yule.

    By presenting gifts to people, as was done to celebrate Mythras (sp?).

    The "12 days of Christmas" are an ode to Saturnalia.

    So yeah, lots of pagan traditions in "Christ's Birth"...

  • @onijester56

    Holy shit there's a Yeti-God?

    I just found my new religion!

  • Depending on your resources, you would want either the Gothic or Old Norse religions.

    One of them, Yule is a "goddess", and the other I think Yule is a God that looks like a yeti-goat-human thing.

    XD

  • If the city allows this gathering they would have to allow a gathering for every other religious group and I can't imagine they'd be too thrilled if a group of devil worshippers gathered together and starting reading from their holy book (if they have one).

    Personally, I think that as long as the government isn't aiding the event in any way the people should be allowed to read from the bible. But people of every other faith should be allowed the same freedoms.

  • Merry christm....um, I mean, Happy Holidays !!!

    I wish I was the guy that called & complained about them reading the bible.

    Stupid dog shit religions need to be left behind.

  • "One fish two fish red fish blue fish"

    is a way better story.

    Cheers Christmas

  • Is FOX News an affiliate of TBN? Just wondering if Pat is in the back room telling his puppets what to say with their ear pieces installed.

  • Im a christian and a extreme democrat but i believe that fox news exploits the bible to make people (dumb people) belive their views are correct. (which of corse are not)

    Keep up the videos!!

  • Are these Bitches serious this is not news it is ridiculous.

  • love your videos. keep it up man.

  • Oh noes, some tn cities are being drug into the... uh... what 18th century when the constitution was written? In a small part? "We've been breaking the law for 22 years! We should be allowed to keep doing it!" What he doesn't know is that everyone in the town but him is just a really polite atheist or non-christian. If they want to hear it can't they go to church? Isn't that a private reading?

    I wish all people down here sounded like Col Sanders... my life would be so much more entertaining.

  • thats bullshit if it was only one person then they wouldnt be talking about it on fox news it was prolly 100's of ppl that called keep it real people

  • CHRIST-MAS...sorry I usually like these videos, but isn't Christmas about Jesus/Christianity? I mean, sure it has become it's own thing, but isn't the roots in Christianity?

  • I thought it evolved from a pagan holiday and was christianised by the early missionary monks of St Benedict and Pope St Gregory.

  • NO!! The Christians stole the celebration of midwinter from the pagans.

    In Scandinavia Christmas is still called jul or yule.

    It´s the exact same story as with Easter. The Christians stole it and turned it into jebuscrap

  • @nekedemus Ok, whatever then. If that's the case they made it thier own holiday. So why should they not be allowed to celebrate it the way they always do?

  • They can, on private property. But not on public property - that's where the argument is... And believe me, the people we're talking about would have a major apoplectic fit if someone were to read from from Koran or the Wiccan Rede on public property. As well they should, but they need to apply the principle to themselves as well.

  • no agenda...how come they have the same kind of holiday stories every year????

  • the IRS is an Angecy of the IMF the IMF is an agency of U.N. or.... it reports to U.N. directly

    so... do we pay taxes directly to U.N. ???

    this is the info i heard, does anyone have any info if this is true or not?

  • Coctopus, you are going down! The motivational poster contest is mine motherfucker!! :-)

  • Wait, wait, wait, you need a permit to gather? WTF?

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  • ASS HATS LOL nice

  • Amen brother

  • I find the whole "put christ back in christmas" thing funny.

    What would they do in france ? put the chirst back in noel ?

    or in spain, put the christ back in Día de navidad.

    Really ?

    Also nothing about christmas, except for the manger has any relation to Christianity.

  • ?? i fail to see how Christmas has nothing to do with Christianity...

    explain...

  • What part of Christmas is Christian, other then the manger scene ?

    Is it the presents ? No.

    Is it the tree ? No.

    Santa ? No

    Lights ? No.

    So I am sorry, but what other parts of Christmas are Christian.

  • watch?v=5_s9NWchEo8

    Check it out.

  • err, the fact that Christians came up with the idea...

    from what i recall, santa is a Christian saint who gave some poor people some stuff, hence the giving presents thing. And obviously fancy lights wern't around a few hundred years ago. So yerr, its Christian, except the tree, that's pagan...

  • meh, near enough... both originated from the same place anyway.

  • The early church never celebrated xmas or birthdays. Dec 25th is the birth of Mythras, the pagan sun god.

    Christmas was also banned by the Protestant Church in 1652.

    The xmas u know and love is actually and American creation which has always been comercialized.

    The whole "jesus" thing has never been as popular as the Holiday traditions. Thats actually a reletively recent movement and delusion.

  • @xtcx2e Nice to see an informed adult in here. Thanks for your factual information presented in a clear and understandable manner.....Now stand by to be called all sorts of names by the Loving Christians in here.

    ;p

  • Plus Jesus wasn't born anywhere near december.

  • @xtcx2e - as I'm a student of history, I can say you're correct. Also, the Puritans in early colonial America frowned on any "frivolous" ritual other than the simple acknowledgement that christ was born on that day - which he wasn't. Hail Mythras!

  • LOL

    1 Person from an organisation that prolly represented a shit load of people.

  • I'm at 3:27 and paused it to comment.

    Anybody else notice the banner at the bottom of the screen?

    'Town bans TRUE christmas story'

    True?

    Fox isn't even pretending anymore.

  • That pesky constitution huh? Always getting in the Christians' way.

  • Happy Winter Solstice everyone.

    Jesus was born in spring or summer. so... umm... Just keep your bible preaching in the churches and your homes.

    Why is that so hard? Why is that so fucking hard for these people to understand?

  • @makaisenki absolutely no evidence that Jesus was born in December. It's yet another celebration they stole from the pagans.

    Any true christian should be far more concern about easter anyway, not christmas.

    Happy Winter Solstice.

  • Merry Christmas C0ct0pus and Yep...Fuck Fox News!!!

  • Yeah, they never even brought up the legal issues. They're just like "some deranged anarchist who just wanted to throw a wrench in the system knowing that the city would be helpless to oppose him, called the city and got the bible reading banned. This is what our nation has come to!"

  • gj man

  • I think it's sad that Gretchen is always getting away so easy. The usual targets are o'Reilly, Hannity and Beck, but Gretchen Carlson is by far the most whiny one and the most stupid one...

  • Well she gets away so easily because we are to busy facepalming.

  • Noice, bro.

  • If it's not funded or supported by the state then fine but it sounds like they wouldn't like me reading the script from The Accused.

  • I mean, if you really want to read your bible. You have to get rid of your Christmas tree. I mean, read your fucking book. IT'S YOUR BOOK!

    Jeremiah 10:1-10 for context.

    Sometimes I fucking rage. I god damned rage. -_-

  • I love how it says "TOWN BANS TRUE CHRISTMAS STORY" at the bottom of the screen. So much for unbiased. Fair and Balanced doesn't mean the anchors can bring their opinions in to the show like that. It's funny, Fox says that programs like this are "news commentary", and their REAL news doesn't bring opinion in to the matter at all. I've yet to see one of these REAL news shows. Where are they, exactly? Are they hiding in between all of this other bullshit?

  • Why is it so unbelievably hard for Christians to keep their bullshit to themselfs? Why do they have to force kids in school to read the bible, can't they do that shit at home?

  • Dude, you rock but that bit at the end "F*ck christmas", I am not christian, I am bhudist, but still and all, you really should respect us religeous people. I am not telling you to go and buy a bible and start being religeous, just to not go around insulting holiays that mean alot to people. Thnx.

  • Yeah, it does not matter that religious people insult atheist. Especially when it comes to Christmas where Christians know nothing about.

  • It does matter. You didn't read my comment carfully obviously because I never once mentioned that we can make fun of you. So what are you talking about? I am not disrespecting athiests, I'm just asking them to show a little respect to us. Christmas is very important to some people. And btw, when I say respect it I don't even mean celebrate it and bla bla bla, I just mean don't insult it.

  • I did read your comment, it clearly shows you did not read mine.

    I am saying that what people do against us they can expect back. I can dis anything I want. Respect something that is flawed? No way, the errors in assumptions etc. Spiralling out of control into this holiday called christmas is something that is not free of scrutiny. Nothing is free of scrutiny as that would only stop human progress. This includes holidays as Christmas.

  • So if a 4 year old makes a holiday up, and wants to celebrate that then we should dis it because it's flawed? And in case you say 2oh so you see yourself as a 4 year old" I don't , but that's what we look like through athiests eyes, from what I understand anyway. Just people who made up a bunch of magical fairy tale stories and now celebrate our magical fairy holidays.

  • Well you make the assumption that atheist see you like that. Most of them do not.  I am anti-theist and I do not see people as 4 year olds. I only see people as deluded when they talk about their "perfect religion".

    If the 4 year old wants for everyone to celebrate the holiday and it is a made up holiday. Then yes someone should tell the 4 year old that, that is not how it works. If him and his parents want to celebrate it in their own home then go ahead.

  • I don't make the assumption. I said that's how I see it when athiests bash us. And also, people do celebrate christmas in their own homes. We arn't forcing athiests to celebrate it. It's entirely optional. And then finaly, just to tell you, people who think they have a perfect religeon, I think they are ignorant aswell.

    PS I am enjoying this debate alot :D

  • "He was advised by the city attorney not to do it."

    He was advised by the city attorney to follow the constitution, and yet she sounds so upset about it...

  • Guess what, I'm from MaryLAND and we don't give a FUCK. Fuck Maryville.

  • "just to be a menace."

    Are you fucking serious?

  • This is the kind of junk that turned Christmas (which I find to be a sweet, well-meaning yet over-commercialized holiday) into a total pissing contest between both sides.

  • you mean fox or my video?

  • Pretty much Fox doing this for creating and fanning the war.

  • the city can not do what it wants to do, the state and the feds regulate

  • one thought. the thoughts of the majority should not be able to undo the rights of the minority...right?

  • The lawyers said it was illegal, the end. What part of illegal is so hard to grasp, illegal.

  • no, i'm saying "we did it for a long time" as an argument to continue doing something is bullshit.

  • well, i could apply that mentality to many things i view as negative as bullshit as well, so i do concede your point. (sp on all my shit) and i'll add, I know you do care, more than most i'm sure. the fact that slavery is still a very big reality today disturbs me; i put it ahead of "merry Christmas" and such, perhaps you can make a vid about the true circumstances of human trafficking?

  • sorry coc, but one law suit can cripple a city

  • What a bitch .."That's why the call it christmas, christ is actaully in that word"... That's why I celebrate Xmas!.

  • coc... who are you to say what a person of strong faith would do? just saying.....

  • Oh yeah FUCK FOX NEWS.Sensetive religous pussies.

  • Coctopus is my only god.( :

  • I celebrate c0ckmas.

  • I have to admit I don't understand the point of removing the Bible passage if they still have nativity scene and whatnot.

    Regardless, I agree it doesn't seem like a very big deal on either side, especially considering (as you said) the rep doesn't even seem to care that much.

  • The things I look forward to for X-Mas?

    Doctor Who Specials, The Grinch that Stole Chrismas and the Charlie Brown X-Mas. Thart's the good shit.

    I have no problem with X-Mas... long as there's good festivivies, people having a good time and having a good fuck on X-Mas. Who can go wrong?

    Fox News likes to hog the spotlight no matter what. They like raitings. I hope Santa crashes in on Fox News parties and whips his dick out to mushroom stamp them.

    Happy Holiday Fuckers! (Again).

  • Fuck. I spelled festivities wrong. Goddamnit.

  • Fox News' headline: "Town bans true Christmas story." I'd like to see Fox prove that news item. "The Night Before Christmas" is just as "true" and fun and happy story.

  • I love how gretchen said about freedom of church and state, like it's a feeble excuse to use. Guess that shows how much she knows about her own country.

  • I don't mind them reading from the Bible during a Christmas celebration any more than I mind people quoting Star Trek quotes at a Star Trek convention; the fiction is a part of the celebration and I think that whoever complained overreacted (if it was indeed just one Bible story). That said, Fox did more than just overreact, they used a nuke on an anthill. Then again, they'll use any opportunity they can find to go into their "War on Christmas" conspiracy theory.

  • BUHAHAHAHHAHA Jesus day! lmao ... whats scary as Ive seen people bring out a birthday cake on xmas day for jesus...

  • It's a Christmas gathering. Who goes to a christmas gathering and get's offended by the bible?

    I just don't get who cared enough to complain about it.

  • @DeadJ0ker27 - I do. wukka wukka!

  • It just doesn't make sense it'd be like me going to a gathering on Visakah Puja then gettin upset when someone mentions Buddha.

  • It's not exactly the same situation. You have to also remember the history of Christmas (including the Pagan parts) and the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment.

  • Yeah I know and I realize Fox blew this up so they can make Christians look like victims of a liberal society.

    But Christmas, today, is recognized as the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ.

    Now if Pagan's got upset and they're trying to take their holiday back or some shit I'd understand but I doubt that's what happened.

  • Islam bad

    Christianity good

    Fox stupidity

  • That's gotta be the most boring Christmas celebration ever. I could never believe that people and children are interested in hearing a Bible reading on the holidays. [Especially children]

  • "Christians" Cock-blocked by Commies: Boo-frickety-Hoo. Time to hug a gun tighter and whisper it sweet nothings before Obama, Grinch-like, pries them from your dead, cold hands. WHY?

  • 5 stars for 3:39...

  • these bible-thumpers really need to read how the grinch stole christmas, to get the real meaning of the holiday

  • Funny thing is, where I'm from, Christmas is called by its original name, Yule, and it's been that way for a couple of thousand years. And where I'm from, it's pretty dark during winter. Jesus, or the sun turning? I'd choose the sun any day.

  • @stengevarsel - How strange and foreign-like! Where I'm from, a pagan tree has pushed out the baby Jesus. A Catholic [read: damned] 'saint' keeps violating our children's thoughts. Kissing under 'mistletoe' forces our young people to give in to their throbbing premarital thoughts! YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A WAR ON XMAS!

  • Scandinavia = win.

  • Excellent job! Fucking hilarious reality check!

  • These motherfuckers love their War.. Drugs, Terror, fucking Xmas.. like we're all running around fragging Nativity scenes and sniping mall Santas while punching the American flag in the face..

  • "Well these people in Tennessee banned the bible reading in the Christmas ceremony, blah blah blah, so now we're going to interview THE most biased possible person involved..."

  • I've come to the conclusion the so called "War on Christmas" touted by fox news and others is nothing more than a nice big wrapped present of propaganda to fundies.

    Some red meat and beer to throw at them to validate their world view and thus let them feel subconsciously justified in being used as useful idiots for whatever purpose the right wing hate machine has planned for next year.

    After all if christmas is "under attack" then someone should defend it from those evil liberals right?

  • The irony, lighting the christmas tree and reading from the bible......I guess they skipped over Jeremiah 10:2-4.

  • 5 stars for 0:41 :)

  • Oh god, I know I'm going to hate myself in eight minutes for watching this but I can't help myself.

  • Yuletide celebrations huh? Yule was yesterday, the Horned God has been reborn and life will began anew.

    Nothing is Christian about Christmas. It's Christianized Pagan holidays and themes mixed with capitalism.

    Gotta love America.

  • fox news runs these kinds of stories every december. I think many of them are probably staged just so they can get people talking about atheists.

  • God, that girl looks like a dressed up pig.

  • Congress (Government) shall make no establishment of religion.

    Lol wut now Fox.

  • It makes me sick that there are enough stupid people in America to keep Fox News on the air.

  • Oh hell! I choked on my drink when you said the bible/gun thing.

  • It's weird that I hear about this same bullshit "War Against Christmas" every year and yet I see no changes in the past 10 years.

    Let's be honest, these freaks just want religion tought in school. That's what it's about. I'm a liberal and not religious, and I don't get offended when someone says Merry Christmas. Who is this army against Christmas composed of?

  • Didn't you hear about the draft?

  • That dude from Maryville should be narrating something, his voice is awesome. Too bad he's wasting it on Faux Noise.

  • Or we could call it Saturnalia, Where is their god now???

  • aaaaaannnnnddddd SUBSCRIBED.